Refried beans on toast with a monkey hanging on a bannana tree golden globe awards snickerdoodle jonny dep jim carry murder is red rum backwards and der pots is stop red backwards silly17 your not 11 your 21! Let's talk about tha maniac who said 'ducks don't fly and road runners don't run!"
This comment is unoriginal, but in an original way. If saying that if you are unoriginal is unoriginal, in an original way, you are original for being so extraordinary unoriginal. So saying that you are unoriginal makes you original, and saying that you are original makes you unoriginal. As i have stated that this comment is unoriginal, it becomes original for being so unoriginal, making it unoriginal again. This has logic, being original(And therefore unoriginal, making it original etc) Z = ZED
I wholeheartedly disagree, good sir, and here's why:
If everything in existence has already been thought, said or written, then either all of this was there originally - before there were people to think things - or there was a point in history that the last thing was thought.
The first option is nonsensical as humans made these things.
The second option is untrue because every day we are discovering and creating new stuff. When was the point in history when we stopped doing this?
(2^43112609)-1 is a freaking cool number. Now, I would ask if I just wrote the most original comment, but I know I didn't. However, perhaps in acknowledging my own un-originality I became original. I don't know, how many people acknowledge what they said is unoriginal? You, weezywaiter, don't count, you're just a tiny man in the seeing square that makes me laugh. Now dance for my amusement!
Hi. Newb here. Now that you've crushed my dreams of my life-long search for originality, I have now subscribed (yipee for you). This video, of course, has made this comment incredibly difficult to write for fear of trying to make un-original humour, well, orginal. Thank you for turning an A grade AS English Literature student into an un-orginal, waffling, babbling pile of....of... ugh, UN-ORIGINALITY.
I worry that one day YouTube will change again and that point down to the doobly-doo and up to the video title will be false... *fond memories of the "sidebar" *
How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?. Well I personally think , if a nunchuck could chuck nuns a nunchuck could chuck as many nuns as a nunchuck could chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns.Not original but it had to be said :)
I shuffled a deck of cards and became aware that the total possible number of permutations of 52 cards is even larger than stellar distances represented in metres, and so it'd be a totally unique combination. hqueen s1 h5 c10 d7 sjack c6 hking dqueen d5 cjack h1 s10 c1 dking s8 c2 s5 s6 h8 h9 h6 h3 h10 h2 c7 squeen c3 cking s3 d6 hjack s2 s7 d1 d10 s4 d3 s9 c8 h7 sking d8 d4 djack c4 d2 h4 c9 d9 cqueen c5 ^MOST UNIQUE COMMENT ON YOUTUBE!!!
@khoraski That is not at all original. At least, not in context.
How many people do you think have decided to post a load of random letters and numbers in the past in the hopes of creating a funny and original post, that is neither humorous nor original? Exactly.
You may have typed in a different sequence of letters and numbers, but the context is still the same. Newb.
part 2...Whezy Waiter. So if you are new to my youtube channel i wonder what brought you here was it my rediculas hyperbolic title claiming that this is the most origenall video ever made?...HAH FOOLED YOU!! but i did it to teach you a lesson:" In this world, nothingsoriganal,exept pringles origanla.....oke you no what I'm going to give uo...yeh you heard me. but feel free to carry on from 0:39 ....BTW is this origanal enought
Lyrics comment: Hey beardlovers, if this is the first time you've seen my face....hey newb...and if you don't know what a newb is...hey also newb and or recently recovered coma patient and or visiting alien lifeform and or...mom? and or homeless guy revisiting the library after 15 years trying to turn his life around? if thats the case you might want to put on some headphones I can get pretty loud.HEY CAN SOMEONE IN THE LIBRARY GIVE THIS GUY HEADPHONES? HE'S TRYING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND PART 1
Do you get it? Because most people on the internet don't like admitting when they're wrong, and so I just superseded a stereotype, making me an original com- screw this.
I dont know because after you know you should know about what you do know because to know is to not know what you know after knowing what knows how to not know during knowing what knows. You need to take what you don't know and add it with what you Think you do know to know what is not known by other people that know
@flamevenom88 Hear that? That's the sound of several thousand simultaneous brain aneurisms, all caused by your comment. You just killed the rough equivalent of a small African tribal nation.
Wait...you invented the term "doobly-doo?" I thought the vlogbrothers came up with that...
ballerina2461 7 hours ago
George Washington eating shoelaces and pine cones while floating through A Tale of Two Pities in Antarctica....forget Cyclops.
harmonic41 9 hours ago
lawls
themillionairegoose 14 hours ago
I'm ideaing something new right now.
Dootndoo 23 hours ago
Ich bin ein deutsches kommentar
PifuLona 1 day ago
insert most original comment in the history of youtube here __________
fuschiaforever4 1 day ago
first <------ original
EnBrunSko 2 days ago
"lawls or something"
paradox2767 2 days ago
everything is a remix
kfm20 2 days ago
What,
is originality
anyway?
A unique Combination of words
to describe
a wide
spread
emotion?
LifenProse 3 days ago
lawls or something
fluffandstuf 3 days ago
akbvkb abfhabn h aiuhero8afihL
JefferyGuerard 4 days ago
Lawls or something
DoctorSolus 4 days ago 7
lawls
crazyfish131 4 days ago
No top comment? uhh... ear SLAP!!!
thehobbit1116 4 days ago 8
Refried beans on toast with a monkey hanging on a bannana tree golden globe awards snickerdoodle jonny dep jim carry murder is red rum backwards and der pots is stop red backwards silly17 your not 11 your 21! Let's talk about tha maniac who said 'ducks don't fly and road runners don't run!"
SierraGood286315 6 days ago
SOMETHING or LAWLS... YEAH!
mrrandomcuber 6 days ago
This comment is unoriginal, but in an original way. If saying that if you are unoriginal is unoriginal, in an original way, you are original for being so extraordinary unoriginal. So saying that you are unoriginal makes you original, and saying that you are original makes you unoriginal. As i have stated that this comment is unoriginal, it becomes original for being so unoriginal, making it unoriginal again. This has logic, being original(And therefore unoriginal, making it original etc) Z = ZED
MrTerra5005 1 week ago
@MrTerra5005 The word original looks dirty to me now.
iamacatspy 6 days ago
@iamacatspy Point proven?
MrTerra5005 6 days ago
@MrTerra5005 Yup ;)
iamacatspy 6 days ago
@iamacatspy What an unoriginaly original answer!
MrTerra5005 6 days ago
@MrTerra5005 Yeah, now I'm not following...
iamacatspy 5 days ago
@iamacatspy That's unoriginal! abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz (Z=ZED!)
MrTerra5005 5 days ago
@iamacatspy W
MrTerra5005 5 days ago
@MrTerra5005 X
iamacatspy 4 days ago
@iamacatspy NO! I only forgot W! right?
MrTerra5005 4 days ago
lawls
LowestCarbs 1 week ago
AGAZA MAJORA!
Michelesmile86 1 week ago
I wholeheartedly disagree, good sir, and here's why:
If everything in existence has already been thought, said or written, then either all of this was there originally - before there were people to think things - or there was a point in history that the last thing was thought.
The first option is nonsensical as humans made these things.
The second option is untrue because every day we are discovering and creating new stuff. When was the point in history when we stopped doing this?
TheDeerstalkerHat 1 week ago
For some reason you remind me of a Pop -Tart eating vacuum cleaner on steroids with a snapped tendon. BLAORFGEDS...
gta4freak12088 1 week ago
2:24 lawls C:
flamerider6 1 week ago
You forgot to put the oven mits to bed
UselessGamer98 1 week ago
I'm glay. Yes, Glay Power.
DreamsInLongitude 1 week ago
lawls. lawls or somthing. no clones :(. ha
TheCrazygal84 1 week ago
lawls. how original
Jeeef100 1 week ago
The Most Original Comment Ever.....Nuff said
HiCloud9 1 week ago
unicorn riding a bike inside a stoped escelator !!!! beat that!!!
270musicgirl 1 week ago
SPAGHETTI SHARK?!
suprjakob117 1 week ago
I am eating noodles while watching this video and trying to come up with an original comment....
wait.....
theresistanification 1 week ago
i laughed so hard at the cher cher bit!!!!
randomer521 1 week ago
lanigiro si gnihton, hud
007mano1 1 week ago
Horus is similar to Jesus is similar to the Matrix...Yeah I can agree that nothing is ever original. We're 4000 years out from things being original.
Raven1024 1 week ago
lawls... O.o
Journie719 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"Not a noob."
I just like watching your OLD videos at your OLD apartment with your "OLD COUCH." =D
atgb143 2 weeks ago
Cacstaboots. Spoots. Smuteurites. Calarefuthions. Buttlery.
JackTheCupcake 2 weeks ago
ha ha this video is soo old he spelled n00b the old way
XanderMaster4 2 weeks ago
lawls or something
TheDigiZoo 2 weeks ago
@fizmaester was that sarcasm?
flamevenom88 2 weeks ago
85 people sat down on their couch in denial, shoved spaghetti down their pants, and watched Burn Notice re-runs.
TheRavensierra 2 weeks ago
uyxdflshrglujshrbisheltbiuvwrvfjuwytjsryfiusghvfhvbsofugseufylsiudhfdszufyvhsufghsdufhgsldfbvsliufgvshfgskuyvusifgbsdiufygsiouysdfiugiueyt9p8346wp978354t32y5t38ow74u6rtw3vw37yrtw34cfbwovtwvtuywebirtyvwb4itbvwoi35ytbvw34ytrbwovi34byvtwviue4ythcwetivwy3b4tuwey4bt87vb364yfutcesb7rtseiygsekuvbeutweiuefrwhgfttgwferhgweftrhwgeftrwehrgtfwerjhygwferhtwhgey675ytdrfygfgh4vtdgdhfgsdfyutsfhgefhgieruytewioryvw475t6e74yt43o756w37tyyfv7dgr8iv7asilvtb3i4t7w4tuyserigfuyzdfvxfdhvgxkjdhguvcesckysk7uyrgsjgh jhgyuts
5evilpackmen 2 weeks ago
@5evilpackmen not
eyal17eyal 2 weeks ago
MY APPLE CONTRACTED MERE-INTENSITY DISEASE AND IS SPEWING OUT CHEESE FLAVOURED ICE-CREAM AND ITS NOT STOPPING SO NOW I EAT TRAINS ON TOAST!!...Bitch!
TheMuffinSoldier 2 weeks ago
hi
akplayify 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@akplayify hi
eyal17eyal 2 weeks ago
(2^43112609)-1 is a freaking cool number. Now, I would ask if I just wrote the most original comment, but I know I didn't. However, perhaps in acknowledging my own un-originality I became original. I don't know, how many people acknowledge what they said is unoriginal? You, weezywaiter, don't count, you're just a tiny man in the seeing square that makes me laugh. Now dance for my amusement!
SQUIRRELSONASTICK 2 weeks ago
@SQUIRRELSONASTICK no one likes you
Josiahinnc 2 weeks ago
616 videos wheezy way not to keep up with the times...
Relfar2 2 weeks ago
lol
Ortizthecat 2 weeks ago
Hi. Newb here. Now that you've crushed my dreams of my life-long search for originality, I have now subscribed (yipee for you). This video, of course, has made this comment incredibly difficult to write for fear of trying to make un-original humour, well, orginal. Thank you for turning an A grade AS English Literature student into an un-orginal, waffling, babbling pile of....of... ugh, UN-ORIGINALITY.
musicneedsmeaning 2 weeks ago
I may not believe in life after love, but I do believe in lawls or something.
~ Jethro.
IJethrobot 2 weeks ago
" ~ " you've been tilded.
unlucky13tattoo 2 weeks ago
¡ ĿικΞ †µℜτĽ∃§ ☺
q19q19q19q19 2 weeks ago
one time my unicorn ate my cat... it was tragic... i was devastated....
Loganbarrie27 2 weeks ago
lawls or something
Jadeycins 2 weeks ago
I'm a newb -__- this is the FIRST video I've seen.
Subscribed within the first 15 seconds.
TheGreatMcLane 2 weeks ago
lwals or something
madebymae 2 weeks ago
no clones?
WooHoo507 2 weeks ago
i used to be a homeless guy like you revisiting the libary after 15 years, trying to turn my life around, but then i took an arrow in the knee.
D1sruptify 2 weeks ago
lawls
Hankination 2 weeks ago
I use bowls of mashed potatoes as shoes.
Eclipseoraw 2 weeks ago
OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY??? oh, im sorry, im a homeless guy in a library trying to get my life back together. lolz or somthing.
ryansk8hacker207 2 weeks ago
My nipples feel like corn.
TheOfficialZSR 2 weeks ago
God = Original hipster.
Heidiroonie 2 weeks ago
MY HANDS ARE GRAPEFRUITS.
clairabelle512 3 weeks ago
mad respect for you my friend.
7amongLions 3 weeks ago
un shq du sewquue menon poolljjk salimnfd doukil now i win
Joegerss 3 weeks ago
POODLE SCOOTER
trevorizbrian 3 weeks ago
aldjcqeijnwkmaslamsijnohdoubfrourbfqeoufrhejncdkcmskncOPSDIJIBVEURBFuhcsdc9292snd cksdc sidjnwijdfni3uenf39unwndwkmd, i've never seen that^
KilledByLazer 3 weeks ago
first
TheWogStrikesBack 3 weeks ago
I worry that one day YouTube will change again and that point down to the doobly-doo and up to the video title will be false... *fond memories of the "sidebar" *
RebbelReb 3 weeks ago
NOT ENOUGH CLOWNS.
OoOImWithCrazyOoO 3 weeks ago
lolz or something.
OoOImWithCrazyOoO 3 weeks ago
How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?. Well I personally think , if a nunchuck could chuck nuns a nunchuck could chuck as many nuns as a nunchuck could chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns.Not original but it had to be said :)
samehereno1 3 weeks ago
the cow didnt walk on pluto it sang a lovely song.
livelifextraordinary 3 weeks ago
I thought vlogbrothers made the idea of calling a video desc. a doobly do .... that WAS unoriginal... :P
sciencenerd111 3 weeks ago
I KNOW SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!
Wheezy's Beard of course!!!
quadoodle00 3 weeks ago
You did NOT invent the word doobley doo!
John from the vlogbrothers has used it a long long long time ago.
Therefore you are not original :)
DrBygstan 3 weeks ago
@DrBygstan How long have you watched the vlogbrothers? John told us a long time ago that their vlogs were based on the style of WheezyWaiter.
hudsongirl95 3 weeks ago
@DrBygstan john said he got it from wheezywaiter.
randomeese 3 weeks ago
fear is just the number four in german.
papercutpaige 3 weeks ago
SOPA IS AWESOME!!! ( i bet that the most original comment in all of youtube )
SackPilgrim 3 weeks ago 88
@SackPilgrim cause it's not true
SuperYumyum8 1 week ago
lawls or something...
BlacAndBloo 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 9
Wait... so YOU are where dooblydoo comes from?!! I've heard that other places I swear.
naturluvr14 4 weeks ago
SHHFVBERGESTEVFFFUKKLLLEEEPIGLAAPPERUSSSSSSSAMMMERRRANGEYYPOOPERRRRLUNGSAURUS . . . . . . yea
DON"T RED SWIGGLEE ME!!
POPuppets 4 weeks ago
Poop
TomWaggle 4 weeks ago
first
LeitBoy 4 weeks ago
lawls
Sarbdiddle 4 weeks ago
hi
Taylor63771 4 weeks ago
that was entertaining
ForCrazyTimes 4 weeks ago
if you put in your life history, would that be considered origanal?
deathbyjellybabies 4 weeks ago
lawls
MiscellaneousMush 1 month ago
lawls or something
bananapk1 1 month ago
So all wheezy-waiter quotes are acually just regular quotes?MM-HM.
dakoB357 1 month ago
Lawls or something
xvxtobyxvx 1 month ago
LilMisTaken 1 month ago 2
@LilMisTaken well played
Dylanbsw 1 month ago
@Dylanbsw *Bows politely* :)
In fact, politeness is also practically non-existent online, so that could class as most unique too xD
LilMisTaken 1 month ago
I was at a library.
About six people looked at me.
One of them actually attempted to remove their iPod headphones.
TheEpicMuffinMan2 1 month ago 90
This has been flagged as spam show
I used to write original comments, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
sochio 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
One mustache, can bring many- a power.
dimand209 1 month ago
I Saw 7 Dolphins Rape A Gnome In The Land Of Make Believe On The Third Tuesday After Jesus' Aunt's Birthday.
TheJoshua0706 1 month ago
Fag.
upsidedownkain 1 month ago
lawls
neonthumbstudios 1 month ago
lawls or something LOL
ya9thelatinogringo 1 month ago
lawls or something
:L
Shar1ngan616 1 month ago
3458345823904852349850234958023495802394859023845093895189581230948019238490123849123790745038555519-845743754849572394576759840549irofkvnjdgbseklnmgudie89rkofmjguiet89r0kovnjguie8r9w0ekomfvgnbjeui89iw40roepkfijrg490t84590683958vejv485n4
I guarantee that's original.
khoraski 1 month ago
@khoraski That is not at all original. At least, not in context.
How many people do you think have decided to post a load of random letters and numbers in the past in the hopes of creating a funny and original post, that is neither humorous nor original? Exactly.
You may have typed in a different sequence of letters and numbers, but the context is still the same. Newb.
TheYeldarbinator 1 month ago
@TheYeldarbinator but it's an original set of numbers and letters. :P
khoraski 1 month ago
It was the title and that I saw you on that Project 4 Awesome thing. :D
khoraski 1 month ago
first
areurealyreadingthis 1 month ago
Others have started using doobly-doo for that ... you started a trend!
KittenKoder 1 month ago
orange.
wylon87 1 month ago
This is uploaded on my birthday. I'm original.
reblreed 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
SEPTIC CAM!
thechiliman500 1 month ago
comment
TheDJHacks 1 month ago
lawls or something.
Davek1013 1 month ago
Important notice! This message is pretty Original!
jeffke4 1 month ago
Comment removed
nathanjamesgoodner 1 month ago
justin bieber is amazing
breezym980 1 month ago
lawls or something.
onetimecake 1 month ago
part 2...Whezy Waiter. So if you are new to my youtube channel i wonder what brought you here was it my rediculas hyperbolic title claiming that this is the most origenall video ever made?...HAH FOOLED YOU!! but i did it to teach you a lesson:" In this world, nothingsoriganal,exept pringles origanla.....oke you no what I'm going to give uo...yeh you heard me. but feel free to carry on from 0:39 ....BTW is this origanal enought
cuddel1 1 month ago
Lyrics comment: Hey beardlovers, if this is the first time you've seen my face....hey newb...and if you don't know what a newb is...hey also newb and or recently recovered coma patient and or visiting alien lifeform and or...mom? and or homeless guy revisiting the library after 15 years trying to turn his life around? if thats the case you might want to put on some headphones I can get pretty loud.HEY CAN SOMEONE IN THE LIBRARY GIVE THIS GUY HEADPHONES? HE'S TRYING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND PART 1
cuddel1 1 month ago
Emerald.
emmieisadork 1 month ago
palari kayapatano ikkingeni barhua farhat hitler rants parodys
computercube123 1 month ago
eczema cream.
thosecanadianguyz 1 month ago
you sing like a bearded angel
:X
koreaboi22 1 month ago
You have to make a cover of cheers original song
Hypernerdwithcam 1 month ago
note to self, next time you shove spaghetti into your pants while watching burn notice, make sure you dont reheat it for 3 minutes... owwwww...
EveryNightGamer 1 month ago
Lawls or something
xxlisaheartsmakeupxx 1 month ago
Catnip munched my creative pitchfork spasm.
TookItHomeToJenny 1 month ago
The video title is not original. But neither is this comment.
gamerglass 1 month ago
"lawls or something"
LegitRainbowUnicorn 1 month ago
I need help... there's a purple rhinocerous living in my toaster D:
nunoyobiznis 1 month ago
FIRST
nelsonisamazin 1 month ago
zxclp
DKlv69 1 month ago
I am actually watching the ad for once.. RON PAUL 2012!!!!
djhapka 1 month ago
lawls or something.
LobsomBB 1 month ago
retiawyzzeehw wheezy waiter backwards lolz lolz in your lawls
jamiecrehan 1 month ago
lawls or something...*wave*
Starop99 1 month ago
lolz.
doomlichpoo 1 month ago
first
HolTomas 1 month ago
No, I don't believe in life after love..
Billabang2384 1 month ago
I lawld so hard, I then took an arrow to the knee...
MrAndrewHensley 1 month ago
I tried to explain my mom what the term 'newb' means.
... Now when she picked me up from a party at my friend's place, she called out;
'GET IN THE CAR, NEWB! :D' With this huge smile.
.____.
HappyCupcakeGirl 1 month ago 37
there was no clone!(except at the end)
dtank97 1 month ago
lawls or something
MrEjemploanonimo 1 month ago
Whatever happened to the skeptic cam? I miss the skeptic cam
MrEjemploanonimo 1 month ago
Famous last words I didn't know it would go that fast
scooterdudes9896 1 month ago
I used to leaving interesting and original comments on youtube videos, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
secretagentmann9 1 month ago
@secretagentmann9 that is probably the only good use of that meme i have ever seen.
ihnlChiv 1 month ago
lawls
uiruu 1 month ago
happy birthday
spahane1 1 month ago
chalk is edible... but its illegal in the state of midgets
bvbkilljoy 1 month ago
You all know that each of us just wants a top comment, admit it, dang it.
thehappiestcamper 1 month ago
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567891011121314151617181920...
alexevans0430 1 month ago
Lawls or something
alexevans0430 1 month ago
FIRST!!
frozenflipfliops 1 month ago
original
7gogi7 1 month ago
watching this 120 videos later
120TOMTOM 1 month ago
i miss this house of wheezys
thebguffshow 1 month ago
I'm wrong.
Do you get it? Because most people on the internet don't like admitting when they're wrong, and so I just superseded a stereotype, making me an original com- screw this.
RaynaOfSunshine 1 month ago
I like to go snailing on a ferris wheel while I rub banana scented deodorant between my toes.
TheNonHipster 1 month ago
I dont know because after you know you should know about what you do know because to know is to not know what you know after knowing what knows how to not know during knowing what knows. You need to take what you don't know and add it with what you Think you do know to know what is not known by other people that know
flamevenom88 1 month ago 3
@flamevenom88 Hear that? That's the sound of several thousand simultaneous brain aneurisms, all caused by your comment. You just killed the rough equivalent of a small African tribal nation.
fizmaester 1 month ago