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  • Wait...you invented the term "doobly-doo?" I thought the vlogbrothers came up with that...

  • George Washington eating shoelaces and pine cones while floating through A Tale of Two Pities in Antarctica....forget Cyclops.

  • lawls

  • I'm ideaing something new right now.

  • Ich bin ein deutsches kommentar

  • insert most original comment in the history of youtube here __________

  • first <------ original

  • "lawls or something"

  • everything is a remix

  • What,

    is originality

    anyway?

    A unique Combination of words

    to describe

    a wide

    spread

    emotion?

  • lawls or something

  • akbvkb abfhabn h aiuhero8afihL

  • Lawls or something

  • lawls

  • No top comment? uhh... ear SLAP!!!

  • Refried beans on toast with a monkey hanging on a bannana tree golden globe awards snickerdoodle jonny dep jim carry murder is red rum backwards and der pots is stop red backwards silly17 your not 11 your 21! Let's talk about tha maniac who said 'ducks don't fly and road runners don't run!"

  • SOMETHING or LAWLS... YEAH!

  • This comment is unoriginal, but in an original way. If saying that if you are unoriginal is unoriginal, in an original way, you are original for being so extraordinary unoriginal. So saying that you are unoriginal makes you original, and saying that you are original makes you unoriginal. As i have stated that this comment is unoriginal, it becomes original for being so unoriginal, making it unoriginal again. This has logic, being original(And therefore unoriginal, making it original etc) Z = ZED

  • @MrTerra5005 The word original looks dirty to me now.

  • @iamacatspy Point proven?

  • @MrTerra5005 Yup ;)

  • @iamacatspy What an unoriginaly original answer!

  • @MrTerra5005 Yeah, now I'm not following...

  • @iamacatspy That's unoriginal! abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz (Z=ZED!)

  • @iamacatspy NO! I only forgot W! right?

  • lawls

  • AGAZA MAJORA!

  • I wholeheartedly disagree, good sir, and here's why:

    If everything in existence has already been thought, said or written, then either all of this was there originally - before there were people to think things - or there was a point in history that the last thing was thought.

    The first option is nonsensical as humans made these things.

    The second option is untrue because every day we are discovering and creating new stuff. When was the point in history when we stopped doing this?

  • For some reason you remind me of a Pop -Tart eating vacuum cleaner on steroids with a snapped tendon. BLAORFGEDS...

  • 2:24 lawls C:

  • You forgot to put the oven mits to bed

  • I'm glay. Yes, Glay Power.

  • lawls. lawls or somthing. no clones :(. ha

  • lawls. how original 

  • The Most Original Comment Ever.....Nuff said

  • unicorn riding a bike inside a stoped escelator !!!! beat that!!!

  • SPAGHETTI SHARK?!

  • I am eating noodles while watching this video and trying to come up with an original comment....

    wait.....

  • i laughed so hard at the cher cher bit!!!!

  • lanigiro si gnihton, hud

  • Horus is similar to Jesus is similar to the Matrix...Yeah I can agree that nothing is ever original. We're 4000 years out from things being original.

  • lawls... O.o

  • "Not a noob."

    I just like watching your OLD videos at your OLD apartment with your "OLD COUCH." =D

  • Cacstaboots. Spoots. Smuteurites. Calarefuthions. Buttlery.

  • ha ha this video is soo old he spelled n00b the old way

  • lawls or something

  • @fizmaester was that sarcasm? 

  • 85 people sat down on their couch in denial, shoved spaghetti down their pants, and watched Burn Notice re-runs.

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  • @5evilpackmen not

  • MY APPLE CONTRACTED MERE-INTENSITY DISEASE AND IS SPEWING OUT CHEESE FLAVOURED ICE-CREAM AND ITS NOT STOPPING SO NOW I EAT TRAINS ON TOAST!!...Bitch!

  • hi

  • @akplayify hi

  • (2^43112609)-1 is a freaking cool number. Now, I would ask if I just wrote the most original comment, but I know I didn't. However, perhaps in acknowledging my own un-originality I became original. I don't know, how many people acknowledge what they said is unoriginal? You, weezywaiter, don't count, you're just a tiny man in the seeing square that makes me laugh. Now dance for my amusement!

  • @SQUIRRELSONASTICK no one likes you

  • 616 videos wheezy way not to keep up with the times...

  • lol

  • Hi. Newb here. Now that you've crushed my dreams of my life-long search for originality, I have now subscribed (yipee for you). This video, of course, has made this comment incredibly difficult to write for fear of trying to make un-original humour, well, orginal. Thank you for turning an A grade AS English Literature student into an un-orginal, waffling, babbling pile of....of... ugh, UN-ORIGINALITY.

  • I may not believe in life after love, but I do believe in lawls or something.

    ~ Jethro.

  • " ~ " you've been tilded.

  • ¡ ĿικΞ †µℜτĽ∃§ ☺

  • one time my unicorn ate my cat... it was tragic... i was devastated....

  • lawls or something

  • I'm a newb -__- this is the FIRST video I've seen.

    Subscribed within the first 15 seconds.

  • lwals or something

  • no clones?

  • i used to be a homeless guy like you revisiting the libary after 15 years, trying to turn my life around, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • lawls

  • I use bowls of mashed potatoes as shoes.

  • OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY??? oh, im sorry, im a homeless guy in a library trying to get my life back together. lolz or somthing.

  • My nipples feel like corn.

  • God = Original hipster.

  • MY HANDS ARE GRAPEFRUITS.

  • mad respect for you my friend.

  • un shq du sewquue menon poolljjk salimnfd doukil now i win

  • POODLE SCOOTER

  • aldjcqeijnwkmaslamsijnohdoubfr­ourbfqeoufrhejncdkcmskncOPSDIJ­IBVEURBFuhcsdc9292snd cksdc sidjnwijdfni3uenf39unwndwkmd, i've never seen that^

  • first

  • I worry that one day YouTube will change again and that point down to the doobly-doo and up to the video title will be false... *fond memories of the "sidebar" *

  • NOT ENOUGH CLOWNS.

  • lolz or something.

  • How many nuns could a nunchuk chuck if a nunchuk could chuck nuns?. Well I personally think , if a nunchuck could chuck nuns a nunchuck could chuck as many nuns as a nunchuck could chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns.Not original but it had to be said :)

  • the cow didnt walk on pluto it sang a lovely song.

  • I thought vlogbrothers made the idea of calling a video desc. a doobly do .... that WAS unoriginal... :P

  • I KNOW SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!

    Wheezy's Beard of course!!!

  • You did NOT invent the word doobley doo!

    John from the vlogbrothers has used it a long long long time ago.

    Therefore you are not original :)

  • @DrBygstan How long have you watched the vlogbrothers? John told us a long time ago that their vlogs were based on the style of WheezyWaiter.

  • @DrBygstan john said he got it from wheezywaiter.

  • fear is just the number four in german.

  • SOPA IS AWESOME!!! ( i bet that the most original comment in all of youtube )

  • @SackPilgrim cause it's not true

  • lawls or something...

  • Wait... so YOU are where dooblydoo comes from?!! I've heard that other places I swear.

  • SHHFVBERGESTEVFFFUKKLLLEEEPIGL­AAPPERUSSSSSSSAMMMERRRANGEYYPO­OPERRRRLUNGSAURUS . . . . . . yea

    DON"T RED SWIGGLEE ME!!

  • Poop

  • first

  • lawls

  • hi

  • that was entertaining

  • if you put in your life history, would that be considered origanal?

  • lawls

  • lawls or something

  • So all wheezy-waiter quotes are acually just regular quotes?MM-HM.

  • Lawls or something

  • I shuffled a deck of cards and became aware that the total possible number of permutations of 52 cards is even larger than stellar distances represented in metres, and so it'd be a totally unique combination. hqueen s1 h5 c10 d7 sjack c6 hking dqueen d5 cjack h1 s10 c1 dking s8 c2 s5 s6 h8 h9 h6 h3 h10 h2 c7 squeen c3 cking s3 d6 hjack s2 s7 d1 d10 s4 d3 s9 c8 h7 sking d8 d4 djack c4 d2 h4 c9 d9 cqueen c5 ^MOST UNIQUE COMMENT ON YOUTUBE!!!
  • @LilMisTaken well played

  • @Dylanbsw *Bows politely* :)

    In fact, politeness is also practically non-existent online, so that could class as most unique too xD

  • I was at a library.

    About six people looked at me.

    One of them actually attempted to remove their iPod headphones.

  • One mustache, can bring many- a power.

  • I Saw 7 Dolphins Rape A Gnome In The Land Of Make Believe On The Third Tuesday After Jesus' Aunt's Birthday.

  • Fag.

  • lawls

    

  • lawls or something LOL

  • lawls or something

    :L

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    I guarantee that's original.

  • @khoraski That is not at all original. At least, not in context.

    How many people do you think have decided to post a load of random letters and numbers in the past in the hopes of creating a funny and original post, that is neither humorous nor original? Exactly.

    You may have typed in a different sequence of letters and numbers, but the context is still the same. Newb.

  • @TheYeldarbinator but it's an original set of numbers and letters. :P

  • It was the title and that I saw you on that Project 4 Awesome thing. :D

  • first

  • Others have started using doobly-doo for that ... you started a trend!

  • orange.

    

  • This is uploaded on my birthday. I'm original.

  • SEPTIC CAM!

  • comment

    

  • lawls or something.

  • Important notice! This message is pretty Original!

  • Comment removed

  • justin bieber is amazing

  • lawls or something.

  • part 2...Whezy Waiter. So if you are new to my youtube channel i wonder what brought you here was it my rediculas hyperbolic title claiming that this is the most origenall video ever made?...HAH FOOLED YOU!! but i did it to teach you a lesson:" In this world, nothingsoriganal,exept pringles origanla.....oke you no what I'm going to give uo...yeh you heard me. but feel free to carry on from 0:39 ....BTW is this origanal enought

  • Lyrics comment: Hey beardlovers, if this is the first time you've seen my face....hey newb...and if you don't know what a newb is...hey also newb and or recently recovered coma patient and or visiting alien lifeform and or...mom? and or homeless guy revisiting the library after 15 years trying to turn his life around? if thats the case you might want to put on some headphones I can get pretty loud.HEY CAN SOMEONE IN THE LIBRARY GIVE THIS GUY HEADPHONES? HE'S TRYING TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND PART 1

  • Emerald.

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  • eczema cream.

  • you sing like a bearded angel

    :X

  • You have to make a cover of cheers original song

  • note to self, next time you shove spaghetti into your pants while watching burn notice, make sure you dont reheat it for 3 minutes... owwwww...

  • Lawls or something

  • Catnip munched my creative pitchfork spasm.

  • The video title is not original. But neither is this comment.

  • "lawls or something"

  • I need help... there's a purple rhinocerous living in my toaster D:

  • FIRST

  • zxclp

    

  • I am actually watching the ad for once.. RON PAUL 2012!!!!

  • lawls or something.

  • retiawyzzeehw wheezy waiter backwards lolz lolz in your lawls

  • lawls or something...*wave*

  • lolz.

    

  • first

  • No, I don't believe in life after love..

  • I lawld so hard, I then took an arrow to the knee...

  • I tried to explain my mom what the term 'newb' means.

    ... Now when she picked me up from a party at my friend's place, she called out;

    'GET IN THE CAR, NEWB! :D' With this huge smile.

    .____.

  • there was no clone!(except at the end)

  • lawls or something

  • Whatever happened to the skeptic cam? I miss the skeptic cam

  • Famous last words I didn't know it would go that fast

  • I used to leaving interesting and original comments on youtube videos, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • @secretagentmann9 that is probably the only good use of that meme i have ever seen.

  • lawls

  • happy birthday

  • chalk is edible... but its illegal in the state of midgets

  • You all know that each of us just wants a top comment, admit it, dang it.

  • Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234­567891011121314151617181920...­

  • Lawls or something

  • FIRST!!

  • original

  • watching this 120 videos later

  • i miss this house of wheezys

  • I'm wrong.

    Do you get it? Because most people on the internet don't like admitting when they're wrong, and so I just superseded a stereotype, making me an original com- screw this.

  • I like to go snailing on a ferris wheel while I rub banana scented deodorant between my toes.

  • I dont know because after you know you should know about what you do know because to know is to not know what you know after knowing what knows how to not know during knowing what knows. You need to take what you don't know and add it with what you Think you do know to know what is not known by other people that know

  • @flamevenom88 Hear that? That's the sound of several thousand simultaneous brain aneurisms, all caused by your comment. You just killed the rough equivalent of a small African tribal nation.