How to win chess with 2 moves!

[SpecialJess2]

who moves the pawns you need to protect your king in the tighter castling >:/

[BigGigantos]

pah..... learned that one when I was seven. It took you a program to work that out?

[Tormenter111]

Ultimategamer COPIED MY COMMENT >:(

[SoBrocheMaisNadda]

U cant move ur king into check.

[3xWADE]

yeah2, just like what i did to that 30 yr old man when i was still 10

[kuukeli375]

jee suomalaisen tekemä video

[iknowmygames]

OMG that's great! That is if a person stupid enough will move their king close to my queen.

[sapereaud33]

I can see a modified version of this being handy if your opponent is being a douche and mirroring all your moves...

[Asodinn]

@FishTurd69. That's because your not very smart. Enough said... It was sarcasm, it's the fool's mate, the quickest check mate. However before you decide to classify someone as not being very smart, maybe you need to touch up on your spelling and grammar a bit first.

KK Thanks.

[steveecker]

@Asodinn You're :P. Your second sentence grammar doesn't work, Fool's Mate is capitalized, too many commas (like this sentence). Not enough commas in the next sentence.. Just sayin :P. I'm ALL for bashing someone because of their grammar and general ignorance, just make sure your argument is solid before you do it in public lol.

[gizabooboo]

what would have made this vid cool is if vista got a fatal error

[Asodinn]

I see 4 moves too.

[FishTurd69]

@Asodinn thats cos ur not very smart

[hullumies678]

buuuuuuu

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

how to win in two moves:

1) flip the chess board over

2) loadly proclaim " I win!! "

[Spearformer]

@DeshtarSongs That's too impossible...

[DeshtarSongs]

Chuck Norris can win a game of chess with one move.

[MrKill9r]

suomalainen :D

[Thuggin2222]

White opening with those 2 pawn moves is stupid. Not even a beginner would open with that

[0HY4]

@AnskaTheGod What?

[TheMafiaMonkeys]

finally i can beat myselfe like a saddo at home sirting alone!

[MrInfoJoe]

think u mean how to lose at chess everytime...

[bests06]

thats chess in a nutshell for you

[ninjomaniac]

Sweet, now I'll finally be able to beat my retarded cousin at chess.

[ahmed12505]

@nathanjohnsmith no it is opposite

[wwedxable]

Wow!!

[kingtajeel]

i think thats what they call "fool's mate" you know why

[FinbarFinbarFinbar]

A friend showed me this about a decade ago. I thought he was lying beforehand, and afterward I could never remember how to execute it. Thank you for posting this.

[AnskaTheGod]

oot suomesta vai mitään? :P

[TheUltimateGamer7707]

Wow thanks! That'll come in handy....if i play with pidgeons...

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

its 4 moves not 2, moves are accounted for by both players

[ReclaimXmas]

@XxSYCOSLAYER15xX Where did you get that information? None of it is accurate.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

@ReclaimXmas yes it is. The real way of chess in moves is by both players. both move twice its checkmate in 4 moves not 2

[ReclaimXmas]

@XxSYCOSLAYER15xX Oh? That's the "real way of chess in moves"? Look that up. Find a transcript of a match (like a championship) where each move is listed separately. You can't. For example, they look like this: 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. g3 dxc4 5. Bg2 Bb4+ 6. Bd2 a5 7. Qc2 Bxd2+ 8. Qxd2 c6 9. a4 b5... and so on. You can't just declare things without any sort of knowledge or understanding.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

@ReclaimXmas so then why arnt u complaining about it being two as well if "you cant"

[ReclaimXmas]

@XxSYCOSLAYER15xX I'm not complaining. The video states it's two moves, because it is two moves. The only complaint I have is people declaring things to be true when they aren't. You said it's four moves, but it's not. Then you said, "the real way of chess in moves is by both players" which is also wrong. I said "you can't" as in, you can't find a transcript where each players moves are listed separately.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

@ReclaimXmas its 4

[ReclaimXmas]

@XxSYCOSLAYER15xX So, it is four because of your obstinate denial? Most people don't like being flat out wrong, so they correct themselves. It's called learning. You should give it a shot.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

@ReclaimXmas 4

[azzkicker7283]

A man once asked chuck Norris to play chess. He replied "checkmate."

[XxShakeboardxX]

WOW



[marktscape]

Ok... My parents told me not to say anything bad if you have something to say........ But all I'm gonna say is that THIS IS THE MOST CHEAPEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!

[Calinn86]

i think i've seen this in Kasparov vs Karpov one time, the first one won the game with this elaborate scheme

[Ghost3210]

in theory it works. but in reality---

[1Ronaldinho10]

how often do you play against yourself?

[keylock78]

i did this when i was 2 without knowing what i was doing

[screaminglordavidson]

jesus does no one know the slightest thing about chess? the queen always is the one on its own colour square (white queen white square) that should enable you to work it out, also that would never happen because anyone who is even slightly decent at chess won't play that opening, if you want a quick victory try the sicilian, and before you go calling me a nerd, i'm actually not that good in the grand scheme of things (what a waste of 20 seconds of my life)

[lolzomgz1337]

...since when could kings move that many spaces? :o

[PongisteAnonyme]

@lolzomgz1337

kings has not moved here...

[lloveComedy]

@lolzomgz1337 - That's the Queen, fool. :P

[lolzomgz1337]

@lloveComedy Orly?

[yipyip3366]

@lolzomgz1337 thats the Queen you dolt.

[lolzomgz1337]

@yipyip3366 But HOW CAN WE BE SURE?! *Que dramatic music*

[473Aldermar]

I actually did this to my opponent once and he was like surprised. Me and him were like, "Whoa! Instant win!" and he was like, "Bu-bu-but HOW?!" We both lol'd so hard. So yeah, a 2 Turn chess is the quickest game ever. It is also possible to move only 3 pieces, but not 4.

[Jsin10921]

@473Aldermar are you saying its not possible to win in 4 moves?

[321PartyRocker123]

Umm that was like 4 moves not 2.. idiot

[ItsOkImAwesome]

@321PartyRocker123 clearly you dont know chess

[minasaweris]

that is not checkmate you can move the knight :P

[TheKingofrock37]

Lol that can be easily beaten

[KuAkBaRo]

woww is true

[Dairoty]

I Know the best move for beating all the games :P burn, throw or close them XD!! =)) np I was joking btw :P

[DATraicos]

it is very unlikly that white would move pawns F2 and G2 first.

[xKaKaKaKyle]

i learned this when i was like 8 in 03 just saying

[leonkenndy35]

king looks like queen :/

[kicsisogorXD]

3 moves there

))

[ykb946]

Fools mate?? Y/N

[otny]

Thanks uploader you have successfully gave me confidence to defeat myself when I get multiple personality disorder. I shall not cower and therefor remain triumphant over myself with the help of these two moves. Bravo my friend,... Bravo.

[0269433472]

@otny I DIG YOUR COMMENT

:D

[Quierame407]

I don't understand the dislikes. This video has just changed the way I play chess. Permanenly.

[GreatMalmsteen]

even my 8-years old sister doesnt do this moves, only a retart whould do that x)

[Xanifur]

WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT? Fail.

[tayrydino]

its 2 moves of black! you dont use the logic?

[TelepathSinocos]

It's the most mindless checkmate ever. I really doubt if any chess player ever failed with this :-)

[TheNebraska402]

oh he's foreign...that's how that video makes sense

[The13thCritic]

@banamina ... You are definitely a dumbass. Learn how to play chess next time before you comment on a video.

[ReclaimXmas]

@banamina Speaking of failing epically and looking things over more carefully; you should take your own advice before posting.

[CoolVidsFTW]

I saw this in a PC game. It's called fools mate.

[mido16592]

يا زكي

[fishing989]

mother fucker that's a fools mate and i ca easily get out of that. Blind folded

[Carbunkal]

And to think there are people who devote their entire lives studying this game to become grandmasters when you can just win in two moves and have it be over with. How silly.

[Ipodaddiction101]

@soppy3434 hey guess what retard... That's a queen

[2000FootballPlayer]

the title should be how to win chess in 3 moves if ur opponent is a retard

[nightwinger234]

Thats 3 mooves

[rayallenrocks28]

Jk haha srry but that is gay

[rayallenrocks28]

Wow bitch that's gay

[soppy3434]

I am pretty sure you can move a king only one space

[YouGotProblem]

Yeah, because my opponents are THAT stupid.....

[curemymind]

i still don't know how to play this game :|

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

heres how to win in 1 step. click the red X in the top right corner. winner every time.

[2TJW]

Step 1: Punch the dude in the face

Step 2: Throw the chessboard and scream,"I WIN!!!"

[DarkestDion]

I actually pulled that move against my dad when we played chess. He replied, no I didn't lose already, bullshit.

[tttc]

white fial

[highbreed23]

very stupid..



[TheChessDude98]

hey watch my chess vids

[TheBrawIer]

when does they make win with 1 move?

[thecoolhenrito4]

tämä viteo ei ole hyvi

[0lber0]

mut jos se toine ei siirräkkää tollee :P

[Schachbenno]

schach-brett.de

[mousee12345678910]

I hope no one will be stupid enough to do that

[buddinmaplestory]

Swap king with queen obvious

[penisinadoor]

king: OH SH**

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Why don't I just kick the living shit out of you, you annoying little geeky bastard loser?

[Dippenaar12]

You didn't win because you played against yourself! Nobody is stupid enough to make that move!

[GammaRays456]

Omg i'm never going to lose again :D

[07camelle]

How to Win in 0 moves:

click the x in the upper right corner

[cheatmasterbw]

How to win in 0 moves:

Persuade white to tip their king.

[GracieJujitsu1]

You would have to play against a dumbass. Your video is useless.

[VictumRoManius]

This might work if you "fight" against a beginner who is unfortunate to see this. :P

[chermlam87]

Can you change the title to how to lose chess with two moves?

[FreezySun]

why so many dislikes?

[Gerardsm101]

Hehe

I wish every opponent did that

[Bdg126]

nice



[jonasbrofan154]

This is dumb. You made your self two player and you did just that.

[MackanK94]

I don't see why all the downvotes. The video shows exactly its title...

[PeterHegenauer]

i found that trick out when i was 7... It's a basic win...

[DLPBurke]

do you ever expect a human opponent of any decency to make that opening? idiot.

[concept015]

congratulations did u figure it by urself? wtf delete this shit fk idiot

[Timyo123]

more like: "how to lose chess in two moves."

[jimbo11235813]

The kind of comment people put up on here:

1) "That was four moves" (one said 3 moves)

2) "You can't move a king like that"/"A king can't put itself in check"

3) "You were playing against yourself"

All of those comments are nonsense.

1) Each player did two moves. You only count the number moves one player has done.

2) He moved a queen, and any other moves he made were legal.

3) It just a demonstration of how it can be done, its not to teach how to outwit an opponent (unless they aren't clever.

[voslyn]

@jimbo11235813 This is all true, but it's also about as helpful as an instructional fighting video with Rampage Jackson demonstrating knockout techniques by punching a 4 year old in the face.

[hungrybear8]

@jimbo11235813 It was 2 moves from either side. The winning side only made TWO MOVES. Technically it is winning 2 moves.

[jimbo11235813]

@hungrybear8 That's a better way to put it. Thanks

[Jedd41]

@jimbo11235813 ... congratulations on being the biggest nerd on youtube

[jimbo11235813]

@Jedd41 Yeah...Considering that I would call myself a nerd in some respects, that isn't an insult to me.

[TheDslide]

@jimbo11235813 ITS 2 moves in chess 2 moves = 4 moves ! OK ? now what the fuck you talking about a king cant move like that the king didn't even move !

[jimbo11235813]

@TheDslide Your first point is probably true. However, I can't find any formal rules about, and every single video follows my logic. Its true that overall four moves have occurred, but a winning player made two moves (this is better phrased here than in my first comment), hence why he said "How to win chess in 2 moves". Secondly, I never said the king moved. I said OTHERS have said that the king moved (and illegally).

[TheDslide]

@jimbo11235813 ok ok but E4 - E5 is one move or more a round .

[emoscreamogal123]

Lol random, but impossible, a king can't put himself in check, it's against the rules, but other than that.. LOL (p.s. you can win in 4 moves minimum)

[shadehealer]

@emoscreamogal123 it is possible to lose like this and i have lost like this so STFU!

[emoscreamogal123]

@shadehealer AHAHA. Fuck off. I was being nice and now I know why you're getting hate... you're a dick. All makes sense, doesn't it. (Plus, it's better to get some friends and play for real rather than vs. a computer)

[shadehealer]

@emoscreamogal123 i played with real people once and lost like this...i was a beginner or so, but it still was LOL feeling.

[dadarkmidget]

@emoscreamogal123 first hes playing as black so he wanted to check white and second hes using a weird texture so thats the pointy things are queens and the crowns are kings

[fratsels]

@emoscreamogal123

What king has put itself in check? 4 moves minimum? Are you insane? No king ever moved in this example.

4 turns? wtf?!

Leave the crackpipe alone man!

[emoscreamogal123]

@fratsels Haha my mate was on my account, but you'd probably have to be playing with a retard to win like that.. :P

[Pahemminvointivaltio]

Jätkähän on suomalainen :D

[fakergo]

YOU GOT THIS FROM A BOOK CALLED MIND GAMES!!!!!!!!!

[HopkinsSam]

That is impossible. You can't put your own king in check. Such a move is not allowed. Your opponent does not have to be dumb to accomplish this. He has to make and illegal move to win your game for you.

[Thatguitardude99]

@HopkinsSam how is that impossible? he never, in any way, put his own king in check.

lrn2chess

[OffTopikk]

jajajajajajaaj!

Lol jk I'm not French.

wewewewewewe!

Lol jk I'm not Asian.

Well I am, actually.

I see that there is no point in this comment.

Imma go fap.

KBAI

[bxbun12]

Forever Alone

[MrTripleBlade]

Uhm, that's 4, retard

[USSRlolcatus]

@MrTripleBlade no, its . L2count

[iPro95]

3 moves asshole

[USSRlolcatus]

@iPro95 no, its . L2count

[iPro95]

@USSRlolcatus its 4 moves actually

[Thatguitardude99]

@iPro95 u too, lrn2chess

[iPro95]

@Thatguitardude99 lmao chess is for nerds, have fun being a nerd, nerd

[Darko2625]

You can't fool me like that. I'm not Karpov but I'm pretty damn good.

[Darko2625]

You can't fool me like that. I'm not Karpov but I'm pt

[TheAsdfghjklqqww]

I already knew that.... and who the fuck is that stupid to move those two pawns forward?

[lemuelds]

i dont fucking know that LOL

[Laquun]

aika ilkee :D

[MackenzieMichael]

I suck at chess so bad! I am no Bobby Fischer.

[DjTransilvania]

Nuclear Launch Detected xD

[Aettis]

@freestylekid13 - I'm not sure where you learned chess but blacks last move was his queen. The queen is always positioned on it's color unless you're playing chess960 of course. You need to study chess a bit more before you make dumb comments. Also, I agree with GerrohTheCommie - quit hating, people.

[qweboost23]

wtf only a noob would move like that

[mhdenpente]

 cool

[thecpmember492]

Ur playing with ur own self of course u win!

[freestylekid13]

the king cant move like that, and nobody is gunna be that dumb to do that even if it could, and on top of that u cant put ur king in danger, that wouldnt have been an option even if the king can move like that :/

[F0rG4m3rs]

huvä suomi!



[MrTappara1995]

olipas jännittävä

[godzillavsthedude]

how to win in 1 step. SHOOT THE BITCH

the end XD

[TheArzonite]

Suomi rulaa!

[MrSplodez]

The king can only move one space and I dont know anyone that is stupid enough to get themselves in that position =]

[ThatRandomGuy2143]

LOL Fools mate :P

[Xingke99]

The king can not move like that. Get the pieces right.

[Benjamin1987]

@Xingke99 Its the queen that is moving, not the king