Zombie vs Ninja

[nitedragon209]

how many times imma hear: "zombie rival the super master" XD

[misterlaufeyson]

i'm glad they're wearing headbands with "ninja" written on them, it'd be hard to tell otherwise

[theFFVIguy]

Zombie vs. Ninja would make for one hell of a Deadliest Warrior episode.

[MrRainbowLlama]

hahahaha im watching this



[VersmoldSoldier]

Godfrey Ho and Pierre Kirby should both get an Oscar.

[midfm9090]

27 people were chinned by zombies they couldn't give a baker's toss about.

[MPSecare]

this is fuckin 2 different movies cut together, the one with the real chinese action is wu tang gravediggers... jesus christ. the ohter shit ive seen in ninja commandments! hilarious!

[Deibodese]

If only the white guys didn't have such horrible costumes, this might actually be pretty badass.

[maaderllin]

The best warrior group to oppose to zombies would be an army of people using Roman techniques with the scutum, light hatchet instead of Gladius, and leather coats instead of Lorica Segmentata, with back-up riflemen mounted in several pick-up's box.

[trippytrucker]

That was terrible, you sir owe me 1min 30 secs of life.

[gaijintheoutsider]

@trippytrucker it does say trash alert...

[zee339]

they say bastard alot

[Dukeobelding]

DUDE from the start to 0:10 the music rips off Star Wars.

[stickman1925]

who the fuck's the zombie?

[Emessaine]

I absolutly want to watch this movie :O

Anyone has a torrent or a streaming link? thanks lol

[westgoten]

So, is it Zombie Rival-The Super Master or Zombie Rival-The Super Ninja Master?

Perhaps Ninjas are so sneaky that the very word Ninja disappears from narration.

[MonikoTheMudkip]

@westgoten Good job, you understand the ways of the ninja.

[gamegshes]

if it was a real ninja the zombie would be dead in a second not even a second the ninja doesn't even need to do anything at all ninja pwns all zombie vs ninja worst movie ever

[necrowizard85]

revenge on who? didn't quite get it from watching this movie :D

[DoofeUnikate]

hai, hai, hai, hey, hey, hey! heia!

[Xitir1]

there moves are still purty epic o.o;;;

[darken27]

This is the best movie ever made by man. XD

[owlbuo]

ninjas with chinese spears right

[MultiMrDeath1]

that was retarted

[asdaa323]

lol hahahahhaa!

[Maddhater1]

friend of mine and I went on a mission to find the worse movie of all time. After we watched this movie, we did not even bother to put in the other movies we rented.

A plot summary, or comments on the directing and acting would be useless. Only see this movie if to want to see something that is truly bad

do not make a mistake by thinking that this movie is bad in the way of so bad its classic, . Zombie vs Ninja is just plain cut you eyes out, tear off your ears, smash your VCR, horrible.

[tarheelsuperfan]

hey maddhater1 i like the way you think about boobies i like boobies

[nanoradio]

seen "the room" by any chance

[jordanb002]

Bastard!

[blarg67]

this is fucking awful

[FrugooMovies]

i dont see any zombies

[grimrotten]

@FrugooMovies the people in the Chinese cloths are "Chinese zombies" called "Jiang Shi"

[TheArmorwolf]

@FrugooMovies Gotta have in mind that zombies didn't look like they do in movies today!

[reapordeath]

@FrugooMovies look a little closer... in japanese or chinese culture people who move like the 3 people at about 1:44 are considered zombies or something of that line...

[Deximaru]

This is awful. Why has there not been a single good ninja movie yet? There is so much potential for a good ninja movie. These cheesy movies just cheapen how awesome ninjas are.

[ANARCHYACE]

check out enter the ninja and revenge of the ninja i think they are pretty good

[to761983]

Ninjas are cool. Zombies are cool. So, what went wrong?

Still, kudos for even making a film with such content/title. I want.

[TrueDeamie]

The stunts are noice.. 0.-

[krononomikon]

wow, looks like an awesome b movie! :D

I should find it :)

classic action... is it an actual movie?

[Zalibaba]

It's incredibly terrible...but awesome. It's two different movies spliced together. One is about anglo-saxon ninjas and the other is man who learns kung-fu in a few days...by fighting Chinese zombies with a coffin. At least, that's what my friend and I got out of it.

[ffangeles]

hahahaha omfg awesome jajajaahaha

[alexraycalderas]

this is weird

[TheBadF0x]

I'm downloading it now.

BTW what money would Lucas get? The revenue for this movie? HA I'll give him the 12 bucks.

[sandmerchant]

this is without doubt the worst movie i have ever seen.. flamin hilarious acting!!

[LastStarfighter]

That's 'Star Wars' music @ the beginning! George Lucas is gonna sue somebody's ass!

[widowman]

was it just me or did the very beginning sound like star wars. and god, if that guy says 'ZOMBIE RIVAAAL, THE SUPER MAASTER!!' one more time im going to poke in my own ear drums with a screw driver

[Mindlessthrash]

Dawn of the dead anyone?

(que screwdriver to zombies ear scene)

[crebuli]

so where was the zombie stuff in this?!

and oh my god! how could anybody put up with that sound effect of the swords for so long

[omg1836]

...so dis is a REAL MOVIE?...musta sucked lol BIG TYME

[crusader8463]

lol looks sweet

[DOO1]

dude this looks like the second cheesyest film EVER. First is the postman

[lawofar]

ANYONE WANT TO SELL ME THEIR COPY?

[xXxParkour]

lol ok, I was watching this movie... and I must say it was probably the longest 2 hours of my life, can barely pick up any storyline, but thats what makes it so good, that its just so stupid... The director made about 20 other ninja movies the same YEAR ... Watch it, its an experience ROFL

[da123pimp]

its truye he wouldnt say the word zombie!

[raygunsally]

What always got me about this video was that the text clearly says "ZOMBIE RIVAL: THE SUPER NINJA MASTER," but the announcer REFUSES to say ninja. Look, this movie's all about ninjas.

"YOU BASTARD. I'LL SHOW YOU WHO YOU'RE ... MESSING WITH."

[ColeVecsion]

I immedietly want to start every sentence for the rest of life as "zombie rival, the super master" just picture it....

"zombie master, the super master! can i get i big mac and a small coke" classic!

[eFFeeMMe]

BEST THING EVA!111111

[ThePerspirator]

wow its like.. an extra from power rangers

[vampricyoda]

ZOMBIE RIVAL! THE SUPER MASTER!

[2KhmaiKid2]

GAHAHAHAA a white dude..??...wanna b martial arts HAHAHAHAHA a headband dat says ninja HAHAHAHA OMG WHITE PPL HHAHAHAHA *dies of laughter*

[thehumor]

noob

[2KhmaiKid2]

noob wtf since wen was watching videos and sayin shit has a rank gtfo dumbshit

[Ecthel]

Since ever?

You're a faggot.

[2KhmaiKid2]

noob is a term within online GAMES for an insult hes using it for commenting videos. theres a big difference between them..unless ur seriously retarded.

[2KhmaiKid2]

judging by looks of da vid it seems to been hav made in late 1980's or early 90's and white ppl had funny ways of trying to make "martial arts" related movies of their own.call me racist..ull only be stating a fact and seriously who would even WANT to watch dis movie. yes possibly its been choregraphed by some martial artists who know their facts but notice how da descriptions on top say "TRASH ALERT"

[commanderkeenvideos]

joseph lai should be hunted down for all of these "splice two old movies together and dub it so it makes sense" god awful disgraces to cinema! dear god. to be found in the works outlets up and down the uk for 99p.

[sakura76]

lol, you right 99p lol, but they are class movies

[fatawesome]

check out my trailer for ZOMBIE BABY

[ZarBucanero]

Hhahah shiit!!!! Only say one: THe super zombie master. The speaker say like 1000 once LOl

[AudioDaft]

i agree with jtmrfilms lol

[Apollomasque]

Dr. Mcninja also did this except much more brilliantly

[Torunder]

i didnt see any zombie, but was funny as hell

[tootonebojangle]

i heard a kina of starft wars thing at the beggining

[ChairmanYin]

i dont see any brain eating

[jtmrfilms]

sorry whats this movie called again, i dont think it said it enough in the trailer

[GNASHER12]

this vid is fukin shite were is the fucking blood tit head

[XmetalmikeX]

wheres the zombies this movie is gay

[ggplox]

say zombie fucking master one more fucking time.

[scaredmonkey]

"You Bastard"

[samsmall12]

haha old fight scenes are so much better than newer ones! FLIPPI!!!

[GraysonHolladay]

yeah but they stop making them as good cause actors got hurt...

[the5thdominion]

WTF????!!!! So funny!!!!

[hatecrewsix2]

wtf is stupid

[Razorbaack]

where're the zombies? o.O!

the guys dancing like robots? ^.-

[adambentham]

i lol @ this vid

[odaron]

what is the name of the movie??

[DerFasan]

its named zombie vs. ninja. and yes, i own this movie.

[coffeesombi]

@DerFasan why would you buy this movie? :(

[NodDisciple1]

@DerFasan Any chance of you putting it on youtube plz? :'(

[belengher]

Lolll at 00:57 there's a guy wearin a headband that says "ninja".How can i get these movie pls?

[ElZomboFantasma]

We all know only REAL vampires hop. =P

[StillerWind]

ROFLMAO! How much he said "Zombie Rival" ahahahaha :D

I want this movie NOW!!!!

[moodswyng]

chinese zombies.

[azzarr]

Things I learnt from this trailer: If you are being attacked by a guy with a sword, turn your back on him, he will miss by about 2 feet. Also, nothing beats the POWER OF DEATH!

[CroNuS19785]

that must be the sweetest movie of all time

[HyperGogeta]

Guy#1: you bastard what are you doing here

Guy#2:you bastard i'll show you who your messing with

AHAHAHAHA!!! they like that word lol

[Xarek]

Why are there white people

[mattofgods]

i voted 0 i am MAD ther wer no ZoMbIe ! ! !

>:( you suck who ever made this

[Zombie215]

very nimble for zombies plus they can talk?

[Thibouthot]

where are zombies?%

[OronayOrica]

so gay

[Cghost1031]

It reminds me of the power rangers the way they move and flip over the camera.

[jaca39]

those are the lamest zombies i have ever seen lol but still funny

[crashspyro150]

GAHHH! My eyes hurt from seeing that.

[gvpgroup]

I have a VHS version of this movie if you want to buy it...

[RedXiZherE]

its ninjas, FROM THE 80'S!!! O_o

[taintedseal]

LMFAO this looks good

[Akinu]

A local video store has this movie and everytime I go to rent it, it's gone!

[doomknight]

great movie, i want to see it!!

i love ninja movies

[kj283]

Its so bad its funny the worst ninja movie more liks a comedy

[funkymasta]

i love dat kind of shit

this buullshit sucks so that it makes me laught