LOl, pure eciiied out his nut,,, your comedy program is the bet Scottish comedy in years mate,,,keep up the good work, and dont let the bastards take your edge away!
hahahahahaha only just come across these vids today and they are defo my kind of humour fucking love em. Wish we had shows like this in this in England or at least to us Northern English fuck the Southerners they are to uptight and talk like queers. Regional and Scot accent rules.
Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
Anyone know where i can actually buy that card to give to someone?? Will help me out alot! And none of this 'you'll get wan fae blue' pish i actually want to buy the card from somewhere. Can someone help me out?
"he thought the card was actually from blue, fuck sake!"
lol!
honestly man im so glad your show got commissioned! your style of comedy is one of a kind and its good its finally going to be introduced to tv for more people to see it! and again well done!
you been taking your daddys tablets again? this may be a shocking concept to you, but here goes, this is a web site where you view videos and say what you think about them! hope iv not lost you so far, and if you like the video you say why you like it and if you dont, well you say why you dont like it! that what i done in my last comment!
nah thats sound mate! still go for a good few pints yourself but, dont let me not going put you off the idea! and then take some more of your daddy's tablets, have a few more pints! then have an exciting game of 'bus tigg' on your own! youl have so much fun, so much fun...
I'm German.. sry I don't get it ^^....
MmeCherie 2 weeks ago
tom milsom sent me here :D
MyChemicalWassage 2 weeks ago 9
I can't hear a thing o_o
PluskeDusken 2 weeks ago
i'm wetting myself at something would clearly not be funny by anyone else. bring on season 3.
decom1885 1 month ago
Ats eh hing no?
ciarand67 1 month ago
Holy shit, turn on CC audio transcribe while watching this.
wherestherealsky 2 months ago 5
30 people didn't get a card from Blue.
JoannaWatch 3 months ago
commence
fredo51 4 months ago
Hey Limmy, great stuff, Man, Burntbreed here we are on our 17th Comeback Tour, Our New Song is the Hoff for ?? check it out, Baby!!
BurntBreed 4 months ago
I don't even know how or why this is funny... but I have been crying laughing each time it zooms in
jamesrobtonyadams 6 months ago
I'm freakin it by the way hahaha
marcusboonis 8 months ago
Ats eh hing but.
Bevandao 9 months ago
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too funny he is
mcRioRemedy 9 months ago
@JohnnyAppleTv
Because its hilarious. I'm guessing your English.
ChainsawVsGod 9 months ago
@ChainsawVsGod im english and this is one of the funniest things i've seen all year, so...yeah...we're not all gormless twats!
Bjarku 8 months ago
That had me in stitches rofl.
ChainsawVsGod 9 months ago
I remember seeing this years ago and showing it to mates, so cool seeing you with a show now it's been a long journey mate.... keep it up
mingtooter 10 months ago
LOl, pure eciiied out his nut,,, your comedy program is the bet Scottish comedy in years mate,,,keep up the good work, and dont let the bastards take your edge away!
Jinky1888 10 months ago
omg man that was sooooo WeIrD!!!!!!
wetherill89 10 months ago
where can I get a card like that? (no fae blue, fae the internet I mean)
ComradeButtsecks 11 months ago
At's eh hing, no?
dingolad111 1 year ago
hahahahahaha only just come across these vids today and they are defo my kind of humour fucking love em. Wish we had shows like this in this in England or at least to us Northern English fuck the Southerners they are to uptight and talk like queers. Regional and Scot accent rules.
TrilogyofC 1 year ago
@TrilogyofC Get Freesat - you can watch Limmy Show & Burnistoun on that. Or just the iPlayer too.
nli10 1 year ago
He is funny as fuck I love it and I did enjoy the play LOL
Gabberhead1111Eterna 1 year ago
One of the best bits, is his him acting weird at the end, total hybrid style!
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
kicktothebass 1 year ago
1:09 is the best part!
wack2k8 1 year ago
This is so fucking funny.
DrewCameronFilms 1 year ago
it's from blue
thehegarty87 1 year ago
".. Ats the hing , NOOOO "
rossmaxwell573 1 year ago
from max and paddy. "what's bluezone?! -that pop group, them lads"
UltimateVenom 1 year ago
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how does this guy get away with it? he has no concept of humour
gmpr 1 year ago
@gmpr WRONG!
13MajinBuu 1 year ago
@gmpr cos u dont get it watch his other stuff
o0scotland0o 1 year ago
@gmpr Apparently its you that doesnt have a sense of humour, judging by the looks of thing.
GashGooch335 10 months ago
Ah did get it fae Blue.
LaurenKC23 1 year ago
ats the hing know? he wis well freakin oot
raver122 1 year ago
Haha, you've got to be Scottish to understand it. It's fucking legendary
AndrewBrownBoness 1 year ago 11
best
rottercandy 1 year ago
What on earth is this drivel?
wowfabgroovy 1 year ago
shit i cant understand most of what hes saying lol
heresjoje 1 year ago
he got a birthday card from Blue . genious !!
TheSteviecaldwell 1 year ago
cant see why its funny at all, is he supposed to be stoned?
SeanReilly93 1 year ago
@SeanReilly93 More like an acid!
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
Creepy cunt!
massivojohnson 1 year ago
1:23 in the background "kill them all, man" haha lol
biscuitchannel 1 year ago 2
1:06 makes me actually die <3
LaurenKC23 1 year ago 2
i think he's cute..
janejanejane7 1 year ago
much betta than any english shite!!!
jonnybee1993 1 year ago
yu are brilliant mate ! (=
banananaseatpeople 1 year ago
man, my pals dont laugh at this sketch, but i think its genious!!!!!
TheBawbag88 1 year ago 18
that wisney funny yah spaz
gothicchick205 1 year ago
My favourite part is the ending, acting totally hybrid!
TheMarkMathers 1 year ago
blue will give ye one
nickybourne1992 1 year ago
classic limmy :)
funtimecamo 1 year ago
Anyone know where i can actually buy that card to give to someone?? Will help me out alot! And none of this 'you'll get wan fae blue' pish i actually want to buy the card from somewhere. Can someone help me out?
lylawonderwall 1 year ago
youll get wan fae blue
xwanbawx 1 year ago
haha
speccyride 1 year ago
@lylawonderwall it should be at your local card shop
propmaker33 1 year ago
nah nah nah, you'll get wan fae blue mate.
JamieInTheUk 1 year ago
yill get wan fi blue
AZYPAR 1 year ago
This is some funny shit like.. pmsl!! Luvin thw 'plays'!!
Joannaaddy 1 year ago
lol wink fail at end
dontfollowtherabbit 1 year ago
The Limmy stuff is aw absolutely fucking mental. Always gives me a chuckle though.
CystVonCysor 1 year ago
check out the sketches on my page - more to come but let us know what you think
junkiesjobby 1 year ago
ROFL WAFFLES!
thepouchka 1 year ago
A'm freakin oot by the way!
mcdudeman1 1 year ago 2
lol ekeed oot his nut
joeasc 1 year ago
ats eh hing no?
daveyboy9 2 years ago
a did get it fae blue
muke31lccrone 2 years ago
lol he got it from blue
ShitMovies2000 2 years ago
He's so high.
Praktical 2 years ago
love the eccie face lol
MrGoldenV 2 years ago
i can only understand half of that, but still made me laugh
cmanclan101 2 years ago
limmy <3
SHARPYo7 2 years ago
This is so f'kin funny...ah did get it fae blue...i'm decked at this and i'm not even stoned...
garryc1066 2 years ago 2
Limmys so fkn gorjz lol x
charleybee18 2 years ago
Let's see aw u's cunts that are dissin it dae better, ya fannies... I'll wait tfor yer posts....
elizajane33 2 years ago
this just cracks me up everytime i watch it...class!...and great 2 c u back on bbc scotland again...gaun yersel!!
sinister066 2 years ago
hahahaha aw that was amazin
froizhiven 2 years ago
hahahahahhahahahaha I love him so much
guitarchic100 2 years ago
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GingerNuts1993 2 years ago
are u jokin! that guy was freakin it
higginsboi 2 years ago
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....what exactly is meant to be funny about that?
iku05121 2 years ago
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Agreed.Total pish.Benny Harvey ma arse.
Scottish comedy RIP.
joehughes9 2 years ago
that's really funny bt yer programs shite!
JimmyJimmyJimmy24045 2 years ago
@JimmyJimmyJimmy24045 envy?
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@manicmacintosh opinion .... p.s. i have to ask, y did u go looking at comments from 4 months ago??
JimmyJimmyJimmy24045 1 year ago
@JimmyJimmyJimmy24045 Envy?
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
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Fucking terrible
DMacca1987 2 years ago
na its genius
THREEYOUNGDUDES 2 years ago 2
Benny Harvey :)):)) Limmy yer a genius m8
martinsmithfc 2 years ago
RIP BENNY HARVEY
jambusregal 2 years ago 2
hahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha
kicktothebass 2 years ago
shite !
Che870 2 years ago
Love it mate!
stu398 2 years ago
AHM FREAKIN OOT BTW
chewwitx 2 years ago 2
this cunt is crazy hahahahaha
justinp1690 2 years ago 2
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right i know alot of yous disagree with me but i think this isnt that good :/
requiem had me in tears of laughter :)
TommyMcguire22 2 years ago
were you trippin when you filmed this haha fuckin quality man
thehype04 2 years ago 3
holy shit, i couldnae breath
hahahahah
MikeyUK93 2 years ago 4
The zoom in at 1:15 is the best part. lol.
glovestudio 2 years ago 27
Too sante
twanko1974 2 years ago
Ahm freeekin oot
cameronforbes4 2 years ago
i LOVE this video sooooo much!
leliflagan 2 years ago
"he thought the card was actually from blue, fuck sake!"
lol!
honestly man im so glad your show got commissioned! your style of comedy is one of a kind and its good its finally going to be introduced to tv for more people to see it! and again well done!
xbrandnewx 2 years ago 13
pull your tounge out his arse, he doesnt want to go for a pint with you
adihashso 2 years ago
you been taking your daddys tablets again? this may be a shocking concept to you, but here goes, this is a web site where you view videos and say what you think about them! hope iv not lost you so far, and if you like the video you say why you like it and if you dont, well you say why you dont like it! that what i done in my last comment!
xbrandnewx 2 years ago
sorry, do u want to go for a pint with me then and ill get some of my daddys tablets and we can play tig with the buses
adihashso 2 years ago
nah thats sound mate! still go for a good few pints yourself but, dont let me not going put you off the idea! and then take some more of your daddy's tablets, have a few more pints! then have an exciting game of 'bus tigg' on your own! youl have so much fun, so much fun...
xbrandnewx 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha! I don't tire of this. Hash a heng tho...
mrbibio 2 years ago
heavy funny man dont know how a only heard of him this year immense man!!=D
crickybhoy 2 years ago
this guy is funny as fuck!
jordhmfc 2 years ago
Are you pilled oot yer nut? write back.
mizsigzLLR 2 years ago
A did get it fae blue thats the hing a did get it fae blue haha
funny as xx
I love Limmy lol :L
paulasloss 2 years ago
AH GOAT IHT FAE BLOOOO lmao
crissybhoygillen 2 years ago
"im freakin oot by the way" lmfao
illastic1 2 years ago 4
Funny, but freaky as fuck!!! Classic!
ErrolOldSkool78 2 years ago 2
1:!0 freaks me out every time - creepy laugh! :)
stupidjunk878 2 years ago
a goat it fi blue
gthreek 2 years ago
am freeeking oot by the way
voxx666 2 years ago 3
funny as fuck, wish he was on tv more
Supaduck0 2 years ago 5
Am freakin' oot by the way...a did get it fae blue
GhostReconGuy 2 years ago 2
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quality mahn lmfao lol ! ahm 100% scottish yass
nicolehardiebabiex 2 years ago
funniest vid ever lol
KieranM01 2 years ago 5
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOM
totalguitar89 2 years ago
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raaaaanndoooooom!
hallidaycc 2 years ago
lmao this jst never stops bein funny...
LaurenR1989 2 years ago 13
toooooooo funny hahahahhahaha
Collettexoxo 2 years ago 4
Ah did get it fae blue, ahts ae hing.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
xWeexMoOx 2 years ago 4
Ats eh hing!
JMS444444 2 years ago
a did get it fae blue man! quality lmfao
arrantheking 2 years ago
Am freakin oot by eh way!
ExellenceOfExecution 2 years ago 2
fucking brilliant
Patrick1t7 2 years ago 2
lollll im freakin it!
easyrider87 2 years ago
aye. but it was fea blue!
grazer770 2 years ago
this is one of ma favourites =]
Limmy's a beaaast
a sexy beast ;]
x
bloodflower6 2 years ago
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bloodflower6 2 years ago
IT'S FAE BLOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mairi89 2 years ago
FUCKIN LUVD THAT SHIT MAN!!!
JMS444444 2 years ago
limmys twin bruv is aff his fecken heid by the way...magic!!
supermurph71 2 years ago
haha excellent.
Andozslf 2 years ago
THAT guys aff his trolly
daveleejones08 3 years ago
Can someone please translate?
lorax2013 3 years ago
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i can translate for you lorax 2013.
total shite!
bobski1976 2 years ago
basically- the one with the card thought it was from blue because it says blue on it
and the other guy was trying to convince him its not actually from blue
LIMMY = LEGEND! one of the best comedy performers scotland's had. one day youll be up there with billy connolly
killieboy93 2 years ago
Carstairs anyone??...........
belterboydie 3 years ago
"im freakin it by the way"....does that mean he is fucking it?
ph1in 3 years ago
nah it means hes tripping
Mickeus 2 years ago
lmfaooooooooo
"i did get it fae blue, ahts the hing no?" :')
amyftw182 3 years ago 4
Funny how?
awayachoobye 3 years ago
STFU ya yank why yeh wochin his videos then ?
Fucking idiot =))
Fuk the Americans :)
LGUCodExpert 3 years ago
im not a yank(american) u silly soft cunt . . .
brAd200008 3 years ago
if u don't like his fucking accent don't fucking listen to his videos ya pure wank!
keldogmate 3 years ago 4
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Ur fukin acent pisses me of so fukin much !!
Never Post another video until u have fukin sorted it out.. like aye aye aye aye
brAd200008 3 years ago
It says on your profile that you're a fireman. What fire station are you at?
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago
That snowman in the corner is always there when someone is acting strange in the Limmy household.
buddieali 3 years ago
thats my accent aswell
stop watching his videos then fukcin freak
HazelHorror 3 years ago
-hah mate yur fuckin quality :)
healdo06 3 years ago
LMFAO! Well my type of humour. Subscribed.
AngusMalloch 3 years ago
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not that funny FFS
paulhmull 3 years ago
lie fae you
thisistino 3 years ago
wat
Brick23 3 years ago
It is what it is. You either get it or you don't.
catblanket14uk 3 years ago
Mate, that was fuckin brilliant :D
fenix182 3 years ago
is this guy menty b on drugs?
comptonstatus 3 years ago
Sheer Genius
61QWERTY19 3 years ago
One of the funniest things i have ever seen, was crying with laughter. Fucking legend.
pickyourwindow 3 years ago 4
Lmao!!
YouAreGutted 3 years ago
fuksake every video is funnier thn the last lol
kieran2008 3 years ago 2
i got it fae blue, am freakin it by the wae!
SophieMcculloch 3 years ago
fukin hell he thought it was fae blue. LMAO.
simmyuk 3 years ago 2
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
MichaelSmith00 3 years ago
ahm pure freakin it by the way, he actually looks mad wi it !!
bigbobbreakdance 3 years ago
the awkward pause at the end ftw
falserevrend 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha fukin legend
BlueNoseConor 3 years ago
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funny as f**k
lecar18 3 years ago 3
ahahahahahaha
GaryL08 3 years ago
This is the most disabled guy ive ever seen.
OWNED.
ameseylad9 3 years ago
limmys quality he's the only weegie thts made me laff
smeado 3 years ago
am freakin oot by the way lol
ruggylad 3 years ago 4
' 'at's the 'hing, tho, 'at's the 'hing...'
limmy is amazing
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