I especially love it when he eats his demonstrations lol. And to the people taking him seriously on all of his videos , I hope you never do what he's describing in this video because human kind does not need more stupid folks like you.
eve was deceived by satan three times, read he genesis of adam and eve found in russia, the 900 years and all the ife of adam and eve its amazing i can actually send it to u if u want
"the pain in childbirth is punishment", "it's okay for vaginal sex to hurt", "The woman is designed for the man's pleasure", "The man does all the work, the woman just lays there and receives", "lesbians are lazy", "lesbians make themselves less attractive-You will never be a heterosexual dressed like that" "your man has had a rough day, all he wants to do is put sperm into you, don't ask him to lick you" ..."I'M A MAN I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST WOMEN"'
Successful troll is successful... Look at all the Atheists getting mad... xp He's on our side, people. You REALLY think he could believe this stuff? Trololol... Satire for the win.
why the fuck did you just rape the crap out of that orange... and buy the way you are officially the biggest asshole known to all women... and gay men.. and lesbians... btw, my sisterhas short hair and she is really pretty. what would you have done if you were born a women... i bet you wouldnt be all god loving now would you.
you sir are the DUMBEST fucking human i have ever had the misfortune to have been linked here by a friend to see how stupidly funny you are. please go kill yourself for the betterment of the fucking species.
At first I thought you were serious and I thought "this guys a nut case" but after I saw more of your videos, I realised that you are a brilliant comedian. This is one of funniest YouTube channels I've ever been on. The best way to make fun of Christianity is parody and you an exceleant job. you had me for a while then i whatch few more and said this guy can't be serious. Are you touring anytime soon would love to catch you act live. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you
OH MY GOD!!!! Alright, either he's the most confused idiot on this planet, or he's just a troll, OR he's an atheist who is pretending to be religious to show the world how religious people are.
I know you're not a Christian-I've watched another of your videos. You may think you're being funny or you may be someone who thinks people who believe in Jesus are stupid. I don't know but I pray that the Lord will open your heart, mind and eyes so you may find the truth that is in Jesus, that you may also gain eternal life. People who mock Jesus and the Bible make the best Christians once they discover the error of their ways.
Adam and Eve isn't a true story. It's impossible for two people to populate the world. Hence why it's illegal to marry your sister. Because the child produced from the reproduction of a brother and sister ends up deformed in some way. So if Adam and Eve created a child or two, then who would they have sex with? Their brother or sister or mother or father. Caused deformations. Sorry to burst your bibble.
This has to be the funniest video I've ever seen and 5 bucks says this guys is a virgin lol. plus he likes putting that spoon in that orange waaaayyy to much.
(only asking because of all of your points of views I've watched haven't touched on that subject) and if it is okay most people "fantasize" is this healthy and clean or is it just considered lust...or are we only supposed to "touch our special gift" while having sex with our husband? I'm really trying to understand your view points here because they are seemingly way off base and all based around yourself essentually.
First of...it's not "vaginal" and 2ndly....aren't breasts meant to feed our children, you sound very male chauvinistic. Some women need lubrication regardless, because of health issues, or otherwise, there is usually a grey area in everything you speak of. Also, you say it's okay for a woman to touch her "special gift" from God...does that mean all masterbation is "clean" and okay according to God
I'm sure that you are also the kind of man who objectifies women and believes that they belong in the kitchen tending to the every need of her husband. Any woman who as been told that Sex shouldn't be pleasurable for her has been brainwashed by society. If sex wasn't pleasurable then why would so much of the youthful population be having sex out of marriage?
ok honestly i believe homosexuallity is a choice. Its just like how you can change how you like certain types of foods. it all depends on who you want to be in life. however, this guy is REALLY retarded. lmao oh geez but yea im sorry for those who are honest about this. this guy just fucks everything up lmao
@A7x2393 We can compare it to food real easily, eat a pile of feces and tell me you had a choice in the matter of gagging it out or being in extreme disgust. Being gay is like wanting to be a vegan, but gag on vegetables instead; so we have to eat meat instead.
Mister Jesus-look-alike, didn't you know that vagina runs out of lube eventually as it dries out during longer periods of intercourse..? Another thing you might have missed out on is that women don't feel the pleasure ONLY because of clitoris. As a matter of fact, most of the time during sex penis doesn't even touch the clitoris.
BTW, clitoris is actually the same as the tip of the penis and both male and female organs look the same at some stage of fetus' development.
@tkdeviant It can still hurt. If the guy is too large, if the girl is too small, if you've had too much sex and you're chaffed, if you have sex for too long and naturally stop producing lube, if the guy is too aggressive, and sometimes just certain positions are uncomfortable and even painful.
@xxxxtokishonexxxx Come on don't be an idiot, it means Jesus-lover. Philos means love in another language, pedophiles love children, philosophy is a love of wisdom, etc. Don't be stupid.
@Jesusophile I know your vids are suppose to be funny, but they aren't. You should stop making videos about religion, homosexuals, birth defects, etc... because it isn't funny and a lot of people think that you are serious. In case you don't understand what I'm saying, I'll put it this way -- you aren't funny, you suck.
I think he used to be gay, just watch his gestures in the videos. If I had to live my life married to a woman because being gay is a sin, I'd rather die than eat a pussy. I think you need to be put on medication.
i think this video proves that evolution works. This man's brain clearly isnt evolved therefore NO woman in her right mind will want to reproduce with him (unless he rapes someone? :S)
@Jesusophile If you are not joking in this video then you are a sick sack of crap. I hope you get raped without lube so you can know the pain you are advocating for women.
@tivolife0509 Hey, your so wrong. Your probably really weird and dont listen to God OR jesus. You dont know anything at all. All Jesusophile is preaching teh bible. WHICH IS PROVED BECAUSE GOD SAYS ITS TRUE. It makes sense what he is saying. Woman are more sinfull and thats science
@bellona6356 Is it really? well you have truely placed metaphorical egg on my face. You should think of going into comedy, your ability to recognise satire is uncanny...
@bellona6356 I was just being annoying to a girl whos created a video against Jesusophile, that he liked, so was reffering to his satire and your pride in recognising it. Also Jesus is great at all things and so is probably the funniest man in the world, with satire second to none. One day i want to be jesus but i think ive started a bit late, having already been born NOT the son of god.
WOMEN BECOME LESBIANS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE MEN. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MEN? WOMEN ARE HUMAN BEINGS CREATED BY GOD ALSO. EVE WAS CREATED FOR ADAM BUT YOU CAN'T GO ON ASSUMING THAT ALL WOMEN WERE CREATED FOR MEN. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR LITTLE BRAIN IS BULLSHIT.
SEX IS NOT ONLY ABOUT THE MAN'S PLEASURE. THERE ARE ACTUALLY MEN IN THE WORLD WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR PARTNERS' PLEASURE. THOSE MEN ARE NOT DOUCHEBAGS LIKE YOU.
Have you ever had sex with anything besides your hand? It seems that you don't have enough experience with real women or men. YOU ARE A BIG ASSHOLE. YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENIS. YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING. SHUT UP, BITCH.
Um.. an asshole on a woman makes it a female organ. What kind of organ is it? Or who's is it? I mean are you trying to tell me that a girl's anus isn't female?... Are you retard? Oh, no that's right, you're just religious (aka the same thing as retarded). Btw I take it you're never really talked to anyone who's had anal-sex. That 'pain' you speak of, sort of a myth if you do it right. Strange how I've never had a girl look up at me and say, "Hey Mark, that kinda feels like I'm dying inside."
Breasts are not there for the sexual pleasure of men they are there so she can feed her potential babies and it has been proven that there is a gene that causes homosexuality. And we really don't want to waist seed because the world totally is not over populated.
He (I'm not sure what creature is in this video and what "it's" gender is ) will die alone for sure.
Reasons:
1) He doesn't want to give any sexual pleasure to women.
2) Well, he is trying to convince everyone that he is gay (but he totally looks like one).
Dude I am straight and believe in god but I can't even think of believing the crap you are talking about. (Which btw I don't think you yourself understand.)
im sorry dude but 1 you have no fuckin clue what your talking about do you XD your a moronic dumbass... if your god existed then why is sin still in existance! ....2 .... vaginal sex hurts because of the hymen ripping after that it should be fine...3.... anal sex doesnt hurt after the first time 2 so yeah ..... learn the facts dumbass ....i hope i have destroyed your answers and btw ....dumbass THE VAGINA GIVES PLEASURE TO THE WOMAN TOO !!!!... ty for your reading because youve learned you suck
and one more thing a women just doesnt lay their she isnt a sex slave you know.she is a person with feelings and needs pleasure to and she is not meant to jus reciv the sperm. she is having sex raw bc she wants to get pregnote or she just wants it to feel good.omg you need some sex and im a virgin to and only 16 and kno more then you.go to a health class MR. and their is nothing wrong with gay sex you need to stop judging
i kno im late and all but im gay and i dont think it should be really talked about.and yes sex is meant to be plesurable. its not extra when her G spot is hit she will have an orgy.so i think u need to do some facts im just saying. and lubracent is needed for vaginal sex to. it helps to relive pain.
wait a second... ok so he said in the other video about homosxuality that it goes against evolution etc and they couldn't get children blah blah but now he says that giving birth is a "sign from god to give the woman pain"??
WTF!! so you're saying that both things are bad? omg i would really like to write so much about you and critizise... but well if you really believe in what you say and think about god, good for you, but stop annoying the world with your fucked up videos, please.
okay, bro, here's some science for you. there is a part of your brain that's called the INAH3. look it up. Also, women were not "made" for men. when YOU were in your mother's womb, you were originally female. that is, until hormones and genetics kicked in that coated your brain in testosterone.
anyways, my point is:
people are born gay. women are not made lesbians because they have been disappointed by men. anal sex feels good because of the prostate.
@DaturaInoxxia vaginal sex only hurts a woman if you're doing something wrong. So, i don't know why you feel it's necessary to disseminate misogyny unto the public. Furthermore, god does not exist, and when you die nothing happens.
I can't get over this. I love your videos!!!!! MORE!!!
jaihare 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jared Padalecki? No homo.
Xiricon 1 month ago
Not faginal sex again
mariahrose210 2 months ago
I love licking clitoris!!!
violadude0987 2 months ago
@violadude0987 >.<
Fionalita 1 month ago
I especially love it when he eats his demonstrations lol. And to the people taking him seriously on all of his videos , I hope you never do what he's describing in this video because human kind does not need more stupid folks like you.
JTuesday777 2 months ago
eve was deceived by satan three times, read he genesis of adam and eve found in russia, the 900 years and all the ife of adam and eve its amazing i can actually send it to u if u want
SingAlexandra 2 months ago
"the pain in childbirth is punishment", "it's okay for vaginal sex to hurt", "The woman is designed for the man's pleasure", "The man does all the work, the woman just lays there and receives", "lesbians are lazy", "lesbians make themselves less attractive-You will never be a heterosexual dressed like that" "your man has had a rough day, all he wants to do is put sperm into you, don't ask him to lick you" ..."I'M A MAN I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST WOMEN"'
SubaruGirl 2 months ago
lol
doothewoo 3 months ago
This is genius, wether for real or not.
stevenv27 3 months ago
press 5 for the birth of hennifer lopeth
einLesenderArbeiter 3 months ago
Successful troll is successful... Look at all the Atheists getting mad... xp He's on our side, people. You REALLY think he could believe this stuff? Trololol... Satire for the win.
The50Spence 3 months ago 4
people he is JOKING. its called satire, look into it.
sugartub 3 months ago 11
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mashenden 3 months ago
why the fuck did you just rape the crap out of that orange... and buy the way you are officially the biggest asshole known to all women... and gay men.. and lesbians... btw, my sisterhas short hair and she is really pretty. what would you have done if you were born a women... i bet you wouldnt be all god loving now would you.
snakebytes323 3 months ago
no wonder this world is going down in a nosedive with viewpoints like this loose on the streets..
how do we expect reasonable decisions to be made when culture and society is not even able to educate the people...
high probability that commenting on this is a giant waste of my time, but anyway. i guess we all must be stupid.
ratiodogma 4 months ago
i just love his "scientific experiments"
jruwing87 4 months ago
You Sir, are freaking HI-larious! I have no idea how you keep a straight face through this. XD
CelticCowgirl 4 months ago
you sir are the DUMBEST fucking human i have ever had the misfortune to have been linked here by a friend to see how stupidly funny you are. please go kill yourself for the betterment of the fucking species.
sathanasluciferii 4 months ago
At first I thought you were serious and I thought "this guys a nut case" but after I saw more of your videos, I realised that you are a brilliant comedian. This is one of funniest YouTube channels I've ever been on. The best way to make fun of Christianity is parody and you an exceleant job. you had me for a while then i whatch few more and said this guy can't be serious. Are you touring anytime soon would love to catch you act live. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you
nogod4meplease 4 months ago
He should teach kindergarten
badzulu44 4 months ago
this one's gonna die alone.
HA-HA!
LluviaSarcasm 4 months ago
haha he's not serious, funny guy
soulburn2k5 4 months ago
who cares if it hurts for the woman? as long as she can make him a sandwich after
jennayrubay 5 months ago
I just like the idea of Adam and Eve having babies, and their babies having a long line of incestuous relationships.
PaintMess 5 months ago 2
OH MY GOD!!!! Alright, either he's the most confused idiot on this planet, or he's just a troll, OR he's an atheist who is pretending to be religious to show the world how religious people are.
FireWalkWithMe67 5 months ago 3
hahahaahahaha! -cant breathe- "no one will want you like that"
xxXXKittyGatoXXxx 5 months ago
lol this guys the biggest fuckin idiot
cantonmi13 5 months ago
mmmmm babies taste good with Soy Sauce.
LordPagus 5 months ago
ehh everyone has their veiws ill let you have your opinions but bro. you need to like.... uhhh... just never mind.
i dissagree with you alot.
italiancarsworck 5 months ago
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Kaminett 5 months ago
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Kaminett 5 months ago
Turn YouTube subtitles on. You'll get some good laughs. For example:
"i would like to talk about why it is okayed for the title sexton hurts"
or
"you know luke and his obviously in an actual senior execs"
TheRancor44 5 months ago
10/10 excellent troll
MrxChow 5 months ago
hahahah this is amazing, troll of the century
milzitothegreat 5 months ago
Sexist, patriarchal garbage!
Bucherwurm28 5 months ago
I know you're not a Christian-I've watched another of your videos. You may think you're being funny or you may be someone who thinks people who believe in Jesus are stupid. I don't know but I pray that the Lord will open your heart, mind and eyes so you may find the truth that is in Jesus, that you may also gain eternal life. People who mock Jesus and the Bible make the best Christians once they discover the error of their ways.
fearworshipGod 6 months ago
@fearworshipGod The only thing i want from Jesus, is for him to turn my water into wine. I can have free parties all night.
MykeSorrel 5 months ago
This dude sucks on babies.
WHAT A GROSS GUY.
iCadaverx 6 months ago
This guy can't be serious!
pudimroxo 6 months ago
Biggest. Troll. Ever. <3
zuckowichs 6 months ago
sounds like someones a virgin. Btw, he licked the 'baby' and the 'vagine' eew.
kitty7228 6 months ago
Adam and Eve isn't a true story. It's impossible for two people to populate the world. Hence why it's illegal to marry your sister. Because the child produced from the reproduction of a brother and sister ends up deformed in some way. So if Adam and Eve created a child or two, then who would they have sex with? Their brother or sister or mother or father. Caused deformations. Sorry to burst your bibble.
bamfannn 6 months ago
1:40 - 1:44
Was that you contemplating fucking the tomato?
shanman1345674 6 months ago
Also straight people have anal sex.
vINTERVENTIONv 6 months ago
it doesnt hurt if shes not 10...
or if youre shane diesel
JCwazhere 6 months ago
what
the fuck...
CfhZ 6 months ago
This has to be the funniest video I've ever seen and 5 bucks says this guys is a virgin lol. plus he likes putting that spoon in that orange waaaayyy to much.
edwardteach5926 6 months ago
This has to be the funniest video I've ever seen and 5 bucks says this guys is a virgin lol.
edwardteach5926 6 months ago
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salamanderdeath 6 months ago
Christ... I pity the sick woman who marries you. I am sure she rethinks that union if she ever sees this video.
IsisOsiris7 6 months ago
@IsisOsiris7 He's satire, like EdwardCurrent xP
5StarGeneralXenoCO 6 months ago
(only asking because of all of your points of views I've watched haven't touched on that subject) and if it is okay most people "fantasize" is this healthy and clean or is it just considered lust...or are we only supposed to "touch our special gift" while having sex with our husband? I'm really trying to understand your view points here because they are seemingly way off base and all based around yourself essentually.
Shanxon420 6 months ago
First of...it's not "vaginal" and 2ndly....aren't breasts meant to feed our children, you sound very male chauvinistic. Some women need lubrication regardless, because of health issues, or otherwise, there is usually a grey area in everything you speak of. Also, you say it's okay for a woman to touch her "special gift" from God...does that mean all masterbation is "clean" and okay according to God
Shanxon420 6 months ago
This gave me the weirdest spoon boner.
laughstains 6 months ago
i think you missed the button saying "Comedy" :D
tosten666 6 months ago
2:05 -> rapist face
crazyerko 6 months ago
wow you sexist ass. evdn if you are trolling.
rosebai21 6 months ago
Trolling at it's best.
thaGiLe 6 months ago
he says he is waiting for marriage to have sex i fear he will never have sex lolz!
TheBroodingTomFan 6 months ago
The way he looks at the tomato. I fear for any tomato he may purchase in the future.
frodo331 7 months ago
I reakon this guy just fucks that hole in the wall
Shokkaz 7 months ago
1:41 first time this guy saw a vagina?
i haven't laughed this hard for ages.
tehtailija 7 months ago
This guy is just trolling.
Tiberiusize 7 months ago
I'm sure that you are also the kind of man who objectifies women and believes that they belong in the kitchen tending to the every need of her husband. Any woman who as been told that Sex shouldn't be pleasurable for her has been brainwashed by society. If sex wasn't pleasurable then why would so much of the youthful population be having sex out of marriage?
DeliaShep89 7 months ago
ok honestly i believe homosexuallity is a choice. Its just like how you can change how you like certain types of foods. it all depends on who you want to be in life. however, this guy is REALLY retarded. lmao oh geez but yea im sorry for those who are honest about this. this guy just fucks everything up lmao
A7x2393 7 months ago
@A7x2393 We can compare it to food real easily, eat a pile of feces and tell me you had a choice in the matter of gagging it out or being in extreme disgust. Being gay is like wanting to be a vegan, but gag on vegetables instead; so we have to eat meat instead.
Cmppayne26542 7 months ago
Mister Jesus-look-alike, didn't you know that vagina runs out of lube eventually as it dries out during longer periods of intercourse..? Another thing you might have missed out on is that women don't feel the pleasure ONLY because of clitoris. As a matter of fact, most of the time during sex penis doesn't even touch the clitoris.
BTW, clitoris is actually the same as the tip of the penis and both male and female organs look the same at some stage of fetus' development.
LEARN SOME ANATOMY!
QUATR00 7 months ago 13
Berf
TheAtomicDon 7 months ago
This guy is completely delusional and full of shit!
TheAtomicDon 7 months ago 2
@TheAtomicDon And an idiot.
TheAtomicDon 7 months ago
Why is it necessary for a guy to be pleasured?
10baseballdmo 7 months ago
this guy is a virgin. he'd know that after the girl's first time, it doesn't hurt anymore. wow.
tkdeviant 7 months ago
@tkdeviant It can still hurt. If the guy is too large, if the girl is too small, if you've had too much sex and you're chaffed, if you have sex for too long and naturally stop producing lube, if the guy is too aggressive, and sometimes just certain positions are uncomfortable and even painful.
emilyxdaniels 7 months ago
I believe that men who are gay haven't got a choice in the matter same with lesbians
williambirkin1 7 months ago
I started laughing at "heres a woman do... do that", i dont believe in god but this guy is hilarious.
williambirkin1 7 months ago
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you should kill yourself
MrPoisonivy1983 7 months ago
he doesn't want to like the clitoris? I hope no one ever licks his penis again!!!!!
steph83w2 7 months ago
I meant LICK.......
steph83w2 7 months ago
this guy is a virgin.
catmand0 7 months ago 2
Hahahahaha
LogicStance 7 months ago
Thank goodness this douche has stopped making videos.
Bluebelle9289 8 months ago
@Bluebelle9289 But then where will I get my entertainment?
MySpaceBarsBroken0o 7 months ago
@MySpaceBarsBroken0o
Watch porn like everyone else.
Bluebelle9289 7 months ago
@Bluebelle9289 I already do that, but that's more for pleasure than entertainment.
MySpaceBarsBroken0o 7 months ago
@Bluebelle9289 He's not a real theist, you know?
LogicStance 7 months ago
@LogicStance
He's still a douche.
Bluebelle9289 7 months ago
"I wonder how Jesus would feel about 'Licking It'????!!!!"
Had to pause for a REAL ROTFL fit.
nergalk 8 months ago
You are either a seasoned troll of the dumbest motherfucker the planet
cuddlebisket 8 months ago
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Are you very good comedian or really stubid and sovinist pig?
Princess90th 8 months ago
Are you very good comedian or really stubid and sovinist pig?
Princess90th 8 months ago
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You're a fucking uneducated asshole
HelplessxxDreamer 9 months ago
So its ok for a woman who you're supposed to love and care about to be in pain while you're getting pleasure? That's terrible, you're disgusting.
PenguinPownage 9 months ago
"the woman is created for the mans pleasure" :(
samjelli 9 months ago
Jesusophile? Jesus-ophile... Your a pedo for jesus?
xxxxtokishonexxxx 9 months ago
@xxxxtokishonexxxx Come on don't be an idiot, it means Jesus-lover. Philos means love in another language, pedophiles love children, philosophy is a love of wisdom, etc. Don't be stupid.
misa18amaneyt 8 months ago
@Jesusophile I know your vids are suppose to be funny, but they aren't. You should stop making videos about religion, homosexuals, birth defects, etc... because it isn't funny and a lot of people think that you are serious. In case you don't understand what I'm saying, I'll put it this way -- you aren't funny, you suck.
japanesegeekfreak 9 months ago
Look at him stare into that vagina...
Also, I was waiting for the spoon to go completely through the orange. I love this guy.
Ry0wn 9 months ago
the title cracks me up.
iliev93 10 months ago
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you are a fucking idiot
xXxslipknotmegan666 10 months ago
definitely not trolling, since his other videos are similar. please go die
crazyaboutthewoman 10 months ago
@crazyaboutthewoman
this is satire. you're an idiot.
JoshRobertson142 10 months ago
this guy has never gotten laid and never will
cubfan1818 10 months ago
I heard Eve loves it up the shitter.
HeavyPlant70 10 months ago
Is this comedy?
FrakkinUsername 10 months ago 4
i bet he is REALLY atheist.
Sh1r0Sh3nG 10 months ago 38
@Sh1r0Sh3nG - I bet you're right.
His videos are parodies of christian fundamentalists. The rambling illogical connections they make.
Keep up the good work Jesusphile.
CaptainGreen2008 9 months ago
@Sh1r0Sh3nG - I bet you're right.
His videos are parodies of christian fundamentalists. The rambling illogical connections they make.
Keep up the good work Jesusophile.
CaptainGreen2008 9 months ago
hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaa
Taapertajaankka 10 months ago
satire retards. FUCKING SATIRE!!!!!!!
TheXtraGuy 11 months ago
I think by watching this my IQ dropped a few points.........
kyleshearer234 11 months ago
umm... Yeah have you ever heard of the brain? that is where pain comes from ideot
Aidan0128 11 months ago
dont ask him to lick, just play with it.
he is prophet
sharpluc 11 months ago
wow there are no words to describe wut a stupid piece of crap you are
DrawingAmbition 11 months ago
No, it hurts soo good.
The sperm does not initially go into the womb.
brush200400 11 months ago
No, it hurts soo good.
brush200400 11 months ago
lol
rosscol601 11 months ago
each otter
refuser101 11 months ago
I think he used to be gay, just watch his gestures in the videos. If I had to live my life married to a woman because being gay is a sin, I'd rather die than eat a pussy. I think you need to be put on medication.
smurfboywv 11 months ago
i think this video proves that evolution works. This man's brain clearly isnt evolved therefore NO woman in her right mind will want to reproduce with him (unless he rapes someone? :S)
SLeXii 11 months ago
@SLeXii You understand he's trolling/taking the piss/winding you up/not being DEADLY SERIOUS right?
MichaelH1506 11 months ago
Vagina's have a skin covering that the penis has to break through? Interesting.
TomsFriendKake 11 months ago
@TomsFriendKake Please tell me you're not honestly that ignorant. It's called a hymen.
Abrasive84 11 months ago
@Jesusophile If you are not joking in this video then you are a sick sack of crap. I hope you get raped without lube so you can know the pain you are advocating for women.
TheAnubisDrake 11 months ago
@TheAnubisDrake
He's not serious. Trust me. It's embarrassing for me to admit but he fooled me the first time I found his videos.
Naryth24 11 months ago
he is got great points so EFF yall
STEVENtheBEASTgamer 11 months ago
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this guy has great points, so EFFIN shut up.
STEVENtheBEASTgamer 11 months ago
this guy has great points, so EFFIN shut up
STEVENtheBEASTgamer 11 months ago
@STEVENtheBEASTgamer Just how does this guy have "great points"?
EVERYTHING he says is uneducated and incorrect. I think he was dropped on his head when he was little.
vanizorc 11 months ago
@vanizorc
LOL. Then he fooled you like he fooled me the first time I saw one of his videos. He's not serious at all.
Naryth24 11 months ago
You have seriously got to be THE stupidest person I've ever seen. Congrats!
vanizorc 11 months ago
Too funny! Only true professional youtube satirists will have more dislikes than likes on their videos.
Naryth24 11 months ago 3
HILARIOUS! Probably the best laugh I've had in years. Seriously, I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard!
findingnemo1 11 months ago
you look like the popular modern rendition of jesus.
ryuukatamura 11 months ago
YOU SEXIST PIG BASTARD
tivolife0509 11 months ago
@tivolife0509 Hey, your so wrong. Your probably really weird and dont listen to God OR jesus. You dont know anything at all. All Jesusophile is preaching teh bible. WHICH IS PROVED BECAUSE GOD SAYS ITS TRUE. It makes sense what he is saying. Woman are more sinfull and thats science
DRATER469 11 months ago
@DRATER469 Lmao, hes fucking with people. Actually I'm pretty sure Jesusophile is atheist to the extreme. Jokes on you my friend.
bellona6356 11 months ago
@bellona6356 Is it really? well you have truely placed metaphorical egg on my face. You should think of going into comedy, your ability to recognise satire is uncanny...
DRATER469 11 months ago
@DRATER469 Yeah I get what you're saying is satire and Jesus does it better.
bellona6356 11 months ago
@bellona6356 I was just being annoying to a girl whos created a video against Jesusophile, that he liked, so was reffering to his satire and your pride in recognising it. Also Jesus is great at all things and so is probably the funniest man in the world, with satire second to none. One day i want to be jesus but i think ive started a bit late, having already been born NOT the son of god.
DRATER469 11 months ago
The worst part is i don't think he's a troll.
Hey buddy, I'm female, and sex is AWESOME. If sex hurts, ur doin' it wrong.
p.s wow what a fuggin VIRGIN.
BrowerRanger 11 months ago
I've only watched the first minute of this video, and you sir are an asshole.
hermanb12 11 months ago
"he doesnt want to have his nose up there, cut him some slack"
I want to have my nose up there.....
violadude0987 11 months ago
it sounds like you're a pro-rape kind of guy
JeremiahJenkems 11 months ago 26
I smell a troll.
tuber123456789 11 months ago
Am I the only one who gets that this is satiric?
MariusBorjans 11 months ago
@MariusBorjans it is so not. HE IS A DOUCHEBAG
tivolife0509 11 months ago
what the helllllllllll? that is reversed logic, that is ridiculous.
faraoseth 11 months ago
1637 get proper sex! lool!
aligisbak69 11 months ago
Oh my fuck. What the hell are you talking about? Just...you need to stop. Like stat.
xxCassixlovexx 1 year ago 2
7 minutes of my life wasted :(
michaeldobruskin123 1 year ago
LOOL well i wasted about 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000++++++ trillion sperm cells :/
reggaetonrapper 1 year ago
I love the baby accent
CrankyPollyanna 1 year ago
haha, your a douche
Quezalji 1 year ago
top tier troll
thisisthejohnshow 1 year ago
WOMEN BECOME LESBIANS BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE MEN. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MEN? WOMEN ARE HUMAN BEINGS CREATED BY GOD ALSO. EVE WAS CREATED FOR ADAM BUT YOU CAN'T GO ON ASSUMING THAT ALL WOMEN WERE CREATED FOR MEN. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR LITTLE BRAIN IS BULLSHIT.
MicaelaEstabillo 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@MicaelaEstabillo god doesn't exist.
rendros88 1 year ago
@MicaelaEstabillo
i completely agree with you.
this guy is full of shit and frustrating i just wasted 7 minutes of my life!
RepelPerfect 1 year ago
SEX IS NOT ONLY ABOUT THE MAN'S PLEASURE. THERE ARE ACTUALLY MEN IN THE WORLD WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR PARTNERS' PLEASURE. THOSE MEN ARE NOT DOUCHEBAGS LIKE YOU.
MicaelaEstabillo 1 year ago
Have you ever had sex with anything besides your hand? It seems that you don't have enough experience with real women or men. YOU ARE A BIG ASSHOLE. YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENIS. YOU DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING. SHUT UP, BITCH.
MicaelaEstabillo 1 year ago
This is a stupid video. You're a sexist piece of shit. Shut up please. You obviously don't know anything about what you're talking about.
MicaelaEstabillo 1 year ago
This is a stupid video. You're a sexist piece of shit. Shut up please. You obviously don't know anything about what you're talking about.
MicaelaEstabillo 1 year ago
Um.. an asshole on a woman makes it a female organ. What kind of organ is it? Or who's is it? I mean are you trying to tell me that a girl's anus isn't female?... Are you retard? Oh, no that's right, you're just religious (aka the same thing as retarded). Btw I take it you're never really talked to anyone who's had anal-sex. That 'pain' you speak of, sort of a myth if you do it right. Strange how I've never had a girl look up at me and say, "Hey Mark, that kinda feels like I'm dying inside."
ScarPred 1 year ago
Breasts are not there for the sexual pleasure of men they are there so she can feed her potential babies and it has been proven that there is a gene that causes homosexuality. And we really don't want to waist seed because the world totally is not over populated.
matcoolguy 1 year ago
He (I'm not sure what creature is in this video and what "it's" gender is ) will die alone for sure.
Reasons:
1) He doesn't want to give any sexual pleasure to women.
2) Well, he is trying to convince everyone that he is gay (but he totally looks like one).
Dude I am straight and believe in god but I can't even think of believing the crap you are talking about. (Which btw I don't think you yourself understand.)
Good luck ruining your life.
If you want my advice "Go meet a psychiatrist !"
sachin1988shah 1 year ago
im sorry dude but 1 you have no fuckin clue what your talking about do you XD your a moronic dumbass... if your god existed then why is sin still in existance! ....2 .... vaginal sex hurts because of the hymen ripping after that it should be fine...3.... anal sex doesnt hurt after the first time 2 so yeah ..... learn the facts dumbass ....i hope i have destroyed your answers and btw ....dumbass THE VAGINA GIVES PLEASURE TO THE WOMAN TOO !!!!... ty for your reading because youve learned you suck
roxas7736 1 year ago
I hate to break it to ya, "Jesusophile," but comedy is not your forte. Neither is persuasive argument.
And I'm pretty sure you just inadvertently revealed yourself to be a major dud in the sack.
ZimzallabimZim 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK
liverpooldean11 1 year ago
o-o Giving birth to child hurts like hell cuz its another human being coming out of a small opening.. NOT CUZ EVE ATE THE APPLE YA JESUS WANNA BE!
MintehFreshYah 1 year ago
i think he is being sarcastic.
well, i hope so.
sugartub 1 year ago
it's sad when retarded people try to preach, he makes me sad
nailyk 1 year ago
and one more thing a women just doesnt lay their she isnt a sex slave you know.she is a person with feelings and needs pleasure to and she is not meant to jus reciv the sperm. she is having sex raw bc she wants to get pregnote or she just wants it to feel good.omg you need some sex and im a virgin to and only 16 and kno more then you.go to a health class MR. and their is nothing wrong with gay sex you need to stop judging
skittlzbby 1 year ago
i kno im late and all but im gay and i dont think it should be really talked about.and yes sex is meant to be plesurable. its not extra when her G spot is hit she will have an orgy.so i think u need to do some facts im just saying. and lubracent is needed for vaginal sex to. it helps to relive pain.
skittlzbby 1 year ago
I think I may subscribe to you because you are so stupidly funny. (The clitoris is a gift that God gave to them HAHHHH XDDD)
Lizzavidal 1 year ago
You are a fucking jack ass. I hope you die of cancer.
tehmanboxtypething 1 year ago
wait a second... ok so he said in the other video about homosxuality that it goes against evolution etc and they couldn't get children blah blah but now he says that giving birth is a "sign from god to give the woman pain"??
WTF!! so you're saying that both things are bad? omg i would really like to write so much about you and critizise... but well if you really believe in what you say and think about god, good for you, but stop annoying the world with your fucked up videos, please.
chiquititasabri 1 year ago
he said fagina
neversurdender 1 year ago
okay, bro, here's some science for you. there is a part of your brain that's called the INAH3. look it up. Also, women were not "made" for men. when YOU were in your mother's womb, you were originally female. that is, until hormones and genetics kicked in that coated your brain in testosterone.
anyways, my point is:
people are born gay. women are not made lesbians because they have been disappointed by men. anal sex feels good because of the prostate.
DaturaInoxxia 1 year ago
@DaturaInoxxia vaginal sex only hurts a woman if you're doing something wrong. So, i don't know why you feel it's necessary to disseminate misogyny unto the public. Furthermore, god does not exist, and when you die nothing happens.
DaturaInoxxia 1 year ago
He just ate a baby.
StaticFigure 1 year ago 3