Commander Riker's Trying To Sell.....Some Type Of Crap...

[proroto]

Going to need that Main View! PLEASE!

[BigDave8802008]

Sad, the phone number at the end isn't the same company it was in 92. Wierd!!!

[fatmaneatcake]

Prime directive? I think Ryker just shat all over it.

[rl1712]

The Federations gone, my information system is everywhere!!!!

[qwb3656]

"thats why only you can see me" yeahhh i got some nice men in white coats that would like to see you dude.

[ItsTurningGreen002]

..Did I just watch a 6 minute advertisment?

[NathanBLawrence]

Actually, this technology is exactly what we're all still trying to find today.

[solivagus777]

What, the fuck.

[venusbrain]

@solivagus777 My thoughts exactly!

[vintagevideogamegeek]

Where on earth did you find this??? LOL

[smexyanimebabe]

this. is. so. weird. on so many levels....

but...kinda cool...

[manchester26m]

Wow, token ring really IS the future!!

[ItsTurningGreen002]

Is this a.....6 minute commercial for.....a Win95 program...?

[jhdoubleoseven]

That was seriously awesome!

[Alchiel]

Picard maneuver at around 3:48.

[reka10]

@Alchiel nice eye!

[LordApocalyptica]

Wait...I thought this would be a youtube poop!

[C0LL1N]

riker has violated the temporal prime directive

[xlntjames]

@C0LL1N riker has violated his principles as a serious actor by doing a lame comercial for a phone sales company

[C0LL1N]

yes but will it blend?!

[localhbci]

OS/2, hahaha

[a87370ylgrc]

.....................

What....was.... THAT?

"You have vision Harlold! That's why only YOU can see me!!!" Oh, yeah...THAT'S WHY only he can see a star trek character talking to him on his moniter....

...Cough CoughCRAZYCough Cough

[notsusan]

So when I'm the only person in my office who can see Will Riker talking to me, I'm gonna get my meds switched ASAP....

[swollenuvula]

What. the. fuck.

[FalconPunch3iD]

How the fuck did Riker do that with no-one at the Helm!D:

[NaelokQ]

What the fuck was that? My God. I hope this company went under when the dot com bubble burst.

[MrDynamoJoe]

Wow, Q was right - Riker WAS more fun before the beard.

[SawdustProductions]

HI, COMMANDER WILLIAM T. MAYS HERE!!!!

[TheLackofattack]

I hope Frakes got paid alot for this. I ALSO WISH I HAD HALLUCINATIONS LIKE THIS.

[MrNoahBennet]

Yet another holodeck malfunction episode perhaps?

[TheRhinehart86]

That was sad and more than a little pathetic

[Uberdude25]

Riker is a real pest, only last week he tapped my computer selling drugs.

[TonixTech]

Then only a short while later Microsoft creates Vista and fucks up all this potential.

[Thaeos]

That... was terrible.

[pyramid2012]

WTF?

[MagikGimp]

Licence the show, the actor even but not the audo. Too expensive.

[MagikGimp]

@MagikGimp audio even...

[fjccommish]

In reality Commander Riker was Harold's hallucination in the moment between jumping out the window and hitting the pavement.

[skystarless]

Watching this makes me feel like I came down with the flu and am having a particularly bizarre fever-induced hallucination.

[NKP514]

No, the Enterprise does not have driver-side airbags. It doesn't even have seatbelts, for christ's sake.

[TheLackofattack]

@NKP514 Neither will help you really when your crashing at 186,282 miles per second.

[ShinobiGarth]

is Riker trying to sell Windows 95?

[Afterthought323]

I actually like this video. I didn't get it at first but then I found out what it's about. It's cheesy as hell but I like it. It's also nice to know that Commander Riker uses Windows 98 on the Enterprise.

[Publimasrd]

JESUS H. CHRIST what the fuck is this??? Geez...

[TheTwitterpatedlove]

I don't get it.

[gracefulblades001]

So... why did no one notice him talking to himself? And where was the bridge crew? And the captain? And who did he give the Warp 9 order to? So many questions, so little sense!

[mad4you1000]

isnt that fajo?

[supajman10]

My trekkie soul is bleeding.

[rionz1986]

any notice the old pre tng console effects and the dodgy warp soun fx

[XenoDrake]

That was really.....strange...

[JuPoArVideos]

That was weird!

[miloootic]

is it ok if i get a hardon evry time i see Riker :)?

[farfanugenmaster]

that hurt my soul to watch

[kev3d]

"Fly By Night Airlines"....sounds like a reputable air service provider to me.

[megazwatcher]

ufb

[DarqMarv]

WTF? I almost peed myself This was funny from an IT and a Marketing standpoint.

[Trek001]

First of all, was this on a secured channel? Second, where was the rest of the bridge crew? Why were most of the rear consoles static?

[BeholdMyStrength]

@Trek001 Motha Fuckin' Riker IS the bridge crew.

[Trek001]

@BeholdMyStrength The positions of OPs, helm, tactical/security, Science 1 and Science 2 and Enviromental should all be filled. Engineering is not normally filled

[BeholdMyStrength]

@Trek001 I believe you missed my point.

[KennYA51]

@Trek001 you can't be serious

[dycarbon1]

wtf?!

[heymrk]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[benji1701]

what is this from?

[mmmmmarcus]

"DATA Consolidation Once the DATA is consolidated." -- "That would be inadvisable, sir"

[Surrealaser]

"Do it now! ...please?"

[JFGermann]

oh man...

[magenta1000]

The weird camera angle is annoying.

Riker's advertising skills are sexy though. Riker should advertise everything. Literally.

[drabarne]

It's actually a lot better than most corporate level demos... of course that isn't saying much.

[pinkfence85]

Riker is so frickin hot!!! But this video is sooooooooooo weird!!!

[james42806]

Number 1, you just raped Star Trek. - The Captain

[MrGoodAlex]

I don't like the new sound effects.

[drabarne]

@MrGoodAlex Those are The Original Series sound effects. They must have obtained the rights to The Next Generation visuals but not the sound effects.

[MrGoodAlex]

@drabarne They suck ass when combined with a TNG set.

[stevegauch]

The oddest things hold my attention more then the actual LPs XD

[ChunkyChief]

That was awesome!

[PeteLoaf69]

What...what just happened?...did he win?

[OscarMaris]

gaf > riker

[David697]

I can't believe that he made this pile of crap, or that some crappy company was able to afford it.

[henrywalsh]

This officially has broken something in my brain...

[henrywalsh]

What the hell...

[Thetwodud]

The Prime Directive < Capitalism

[Tabuu101]

what?

[hubibox]

I'm wondering where you found this I think it says 1993 at the end or something

[powderredwop]

whoa...hmmm... O_o

[DominoRBG]

What is this I don't even.

[FreezingInfernos]

RIKER I WILL BUY ANYTHING YOU SELL

[jonmata06]

if only life were that easy...

[HeavensFrogman]

Holy crap... Starfleet not paying you enough, Riker?

[gmgunner]

I am still genuinely frightened. I still don't know what to think.

[Banananner]

Riker reminded me of a Space Al Borlin

[gmgunner]

I second that!! LOL

[Luigi84289]

so riker felt sorry for this guy because he was a loser in his timeline?

[Senakujin]

what the fudge-doodles? o-o'

[burnum]

So Riker was trying to sell Main View, a computer program?

[thejohnman109]

wow that was interesting

[MeccaPrime]

Commander Riker is one sexy piece of man-candy... He can recreate my enterprise on his enterprise anyday!

[scottg4520]

umm, okay. That freaked me out.

[jasonsgroovemachine]

Some of my favorite hallucinations like to tell me I'm the only one with vision too.