TV Anchor's Dalai Lama Joke Goes Wrong

[kantastisk]

amazing how the woman at the end apparently didn't get it either.

[smooveau]

The chick in red didn't get it too!

[iamabgarcia]

@smooveau I bet the chick in the red can form a proper sentence. Unlike you.

[MyLifeIsSh1t]

HE TOLD THE JOKE WRONG!

[jairtzinio]

im not laughing...

whats so funny =/

[80sMeavyHetal]

I simply love Lama's laugh when he understands him finally at "I knew it wouldn't work" xD

[tontopuerco]

PLay him out keyboard cat

[jimmiow]

God damn I love you Karl. You make my mornings that little bit special.

[crazy360playa]

dali lama's a fucking G

[deepakyadavhp]

can u tell me the whole joke written ...they r speaking too fast and my English is not that good

[lucii69jucii]

Karl, you bloody legend.

[nebojsak]

nase gore list :D

[neodave5000]

thats what happens when you are douchebag

[sourmanofcoal]

EPIC

[Snsuzele]

i aske from Lama, can you change the world? and he saysd yes i cant do that, but i need some help from you all of you. every body lough on my self

[Regzus]

0:38 he was like "Oh that one was great."

XD XD XD

[peter359]

Laughing so hard, it's truly brilliant, and I commend the character and sense of good fun in the anchor. So funny on so many levels, including the other anchor who thinks the whole premise is on pizza. Gawd! This is classic.

[asadd2]

its so sad, it WAS funny :D but it was the wrong person to tell, so very wrong

[JiggaNiggaFigga]

I don't get it... One with everything?

[YManCyberDude]

I saw this months ago & still love it...

[lucii69jucii]

...i don't get it...

[usuqamadiq]

@lucii69jucii

I do, because I am a Buddhist :D but the best part is the Dalai Lama laughing about how the joke failed ... "yes, that is theoretically possible."

[sucrilhus]

@lucii69jucii

The costumer asks for a pizza that has one of every ingredient available, but the way he phrases it can also be understood as in someone wanting to be in harmony with everything.

"Can you make me one with everything"

[amir2e]

Wow, the blonde woman really didn't get it though.

[amir2e]

Oh wow.

LOL.

[Forsaken6994]

Hahahahahaha

[rulovi]

Thank you Karl, now the most embarrassing moment of my life became utterly petty compared to this.

[kfki]

he laughs at his lame effort to tell the joke! not at the joke!

[MsYangchen]

@westeightyone naww.. so much hatred there.. you need to get out and get some fresh air instead :) 

[tenseman08]

this guy is a legend...how many times do you get the chance to talk to the dalai lama..

[m33red]

Propper Gavin

[MrDiddlesCat]

Hahaha, this makes me smile :) I love the 'Dalai

[JaayyB]

You know your life sucks when the Dalai Lama laughs in your face.

[unholychunk]

the second he starts telling the joke im laughing. like probably the one chance in your life you will sit with the dali lama and you tell him a fucking joke. this dude is funny

[MCSparki1]

GO KARL STEFANOVIC

[fullmoonsunrise]

Soon i will put in a video, wehre the joke ist told to someone else, giving an answer, so the joketeller does in no way fail but rather will be honored for telling it.

[KiriouSs]

umm can someon explain this to me ploxx! XD

[KingKova7]

LMAO "do you know what i mean?"

[846524162]

Dalai Lama was at 0:47 like: ''Hahaha, you nooob!'' :D

[Dukeboy187]

It sounds much better in Italian.

[jayjaysubs]

@Dukeboy187 yeh may be the Dalai Lama will get the joke when it is in Italian.:))))

[snazzlefox]

Captain Bozo.

[uncontrolification]

THIS GUY IS LUCKY TO SEAT IN FRONT OF DALAI LAMA..KING OF PEACE. SENT FROM HEAVEN TO SAVE THIS HELLISH EARTH.. I LOVE AND HOMAGE TO DALAI LAMA..HIS MESSAGE R SO REAL AND SO TRUE

[MsYangchen]

@uncontrolification word <3

[gnarkillkicksass]

I love all the Aussie hate comments. I'd be insanely jealous of us to.

[aliancer]

So, is "one with everything" is one of the buddhist's theory? Sorry my googling is bad...

[persleezy]

Epic Fail

[WooItsGabi]

@The1ToFear you just dont know us aussies, we like to have a joke at times....

[jimlux00]

Karl's a champion but that was really just a shit joke

[paulkn6]

I don't get it I'm stupid lol

[1915sanderson]

btw, my comment about perceived decency isn't "pseudo-intellectual", it was simply a reference to an earlier remark you had made.

[TempleGreen]

I think it just took a minute for the Dalai Lama to get it from the translation... it was a cute joke. 

[thedolphinway]

this is sooooo funny....

[peacelovemusicTASH]

It's funny how Today always ends up doing something silly and ending up on YouTube.. If anyone remembers the sweeping thing :P

[orbitalsatellite]

@1915sanderson how ironic. i pity you.

[milascave2]

Q: How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they are aware that the lightbulb is constantly changing anyway.

[chargersbride]

funny :)

[moffster]

Karl is a real life Ron Burgundy.

[tr2k10]

the joke continues

the pizza is 2.50 and dalai lama gives him 5 and he waits for change.

but he gets no change and the pizza guy says:

"change comes from within" :)

[tr2k10]

the joke continues

the pizza is 2.50 and dalai lama gives him 5 and he waits for change.

but he gets no change and the pizza guy says:

"change comes from within" :)

[Singetally]

@tr2k10 boss

[peter359]

@tr2k10 And THIS expands on an already brilliant moment! Hysterical!

[DeminRamst]

@orbitalsatellite oh right, you're one of those.

next time smell the flower instead of playing with the dirt.

[Interactivesystems]

@munkeehead yeah australia proudly atheist, says a big fuck you to your pedophile ring religions, and your silly fairy stories. Evolution is a fact, the bible is a novel. real spirituality comes from the land and your temporal lobes not a fucking 70 year old pedo in houston.

[Interactivesystems]

@orbitalsatellite no australia is behind canada and ahead of britain as far as racism goes statistically, despite australian racisms obvious existence, australia is actually the 5th least racist country in the world. still think its a shithole tho.

[hnwaffle22]

@D0OMZDAYZ

An Australian TV Anchor makes an awkward mistake seriously no need to get deep about it :/ honestly get mad at a country for a guys mistake... Intelligent one you are... =.=

[modnarandom]

The lady that said "you should have said make me one with the lot" obviously didn't get the joke either.

[GODLOVEEESYOU]

Wait I don't get the joke can someone please explain ?

[gripabear69]

uunbelievable how many of you dickheads out there jump straight on the band wagon about saying how racest this guy was - like slagging off Aussies aint racst in it'self? how bout ya get back to counting the stars and stripes. people make mistakes, its life and i'll tell ya my ab mussels would not be as tight from all the laughing this guy has bought me on many a mornings. Karl over Kochie anyday!

[iTitanium]

Genius! 

[orbitalsatellite]

for anyone skeptical about australia's tendency towards racism, google a survey done by uws or an article titled sbs investigates racism in australia. the uws survey is featured in the sbs article. study the numbers carefully.

[dawndefender]

TROLL'D!

[AKxxFiEnD]

@orbitalsatellite I'm not even going to bother reasoning with you.

Good evening.

[LaLaLovato]

@betthisnottaken Discrimination against another race is racist, and yes, i do find this funny. I meant i don't find the anchors joke funny, because that is why this video is popular. Please don't reply if you have nothing nice to say.

[SummerTheFuzzy]

"You should have said one with the lot"

"No"

[Jessicaisrealawesome]

THAT IS GOLD! Haha

[bkosza]

Karl Stefanovic is a robot. RIP Richard Marsland.

[dirtytrillionaire]

dalai lama:.......can i go home now....?

[DongerZ1]

Is this only trending in Australia or the world?

I hope to god it's not to the world

[ajinkya120]

@DongerZ1 Australia, if you live here (in australia) your lucky enough to be greeted by this show every morning! :)

[HamGreenandEggs]

@ajinkya120 Pfft I prefer to wake up to the awkwardly uncomfortable 1950's mindset of Kochie in the morning.

[ajinkya120]

@HamGreenandEggs lol, yea somehow that does sounds better!

[aussiekwv]

@ajinkya120 not if you don't watch this crap.

[ajinkya120]

@aussiekwv it's my sub for when i'm out of coffee!

[Jessicaisrealawesome]

@DongerZ1 I'm thinking the world, because someone from the states posted this!

[TheSos300]

@jonboy7777 takes one to know one

[jonboy7777]

@TheSos300 nah, your theory gets ruled out because i am not an australian red neck.

[o0iateyourmom0o]

Dalai Lama's got that "OMFG YOU NOOB" laugh... <3

[aussiekwv]

@Livsempire And Abbott can do a better job? LOL

[aussiekwv]

@D0OMZDAYZ and your own profile said you live in what country? That is right Australia. HATE AUSTRALIA MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Razor1262]

@D0OMZDAYZ

You LIVE in Australia you fucking retard

[TheAwsimGuy]

@D0OMZDAYZ mfw this guy lives in Australia according to his youtube and his facebook.

[SaintFookinJimmy]

OMG what is that thing sitting next to him at the start of the video?? D:

[TheEmCeeTwiggz]

karl, you fuck.

[MalliganTheUFO]

I thought it was a good joke. Shame he didnt get it... Shame the blond didnt get it either!

[adiaax]

Oh god. I am so ashamed of my country.

[jezzieBell05]

@orbitalsatellite WHAT?!? that was the most innocent joke ever. Stop polluting everything with your pc policing.

[MRBULLJACK33]

Australia's biggest tool bag

[jezzieBell05]

the blonde girl never got it and she speaks perfect english

[n4bzilla]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

[knight95007]

The dalai lama laughed just to make him feel better.

Shows his character perfectly i think

[brycewatana]

Saw this the other day on TV. I didn't find it amusing at all. Sorry.

[hotvaginas]

@brycewatana me too, i think it shows how what a puny society this is. Instead of asking for a blessing he tried to make himself look cool in front of an elevated soul. which is really sad. all the things he could have asked and that is what came out of his mouth. it's a direct reflection of the degraded consciousness of the planet.

[shiningpaths]

Dali Lama changes if science proves him wrong. Dali Lama can laugh at himself. The Dali Lama > The Pope.

[hotvaginas]

@shiningpaths death will always prove science wrong. funny bout that. But Wether you like it or not your immortal and never actually die. You just keep coming back. Science will never accept on faith because they cheat people in a childish attempt to checkmate death. But im seeing that... i dont think anyones one that game or ever will. Funny bout that. Gods a little bit smarter than that, considering he's within every atom as well as your heart and created your brain.

[chuffsoner]

@hotvaginas >>Tries to say something religious

>>Named "hotvaginas"

[shiningpaths]

@hotvaginas Try harder at impersonating a creationist. lol.

[CraftyKoo]

Karl is a knob

[IamAChairman]

@HrMerrlol What was the joke? The level of your ignorance and stupidity is unfathomable

[IamAChairman]

@HrMerrlol What was the joke? The level of your ignorance and stupidity is unfathomable

[CaelumH]

I watched this live. It's still not funny.

[betthisnottaken]

That is the coolest thing ever!!! XD LOL, what a legend!!!

[k1mch11]

hwahahahahaha what a loser!

[ElToro0927]

Language variation and cross cultural pragmatics makes one nation different to another. People have their own customs and views on things. Hence the epic fail lol

[Wade3Brad6TV]

it's actually a really clever joke. The social and cultural background differences of the Interviewer and Dalai Lama were the problem with getting the joke across.

[TheQuinnEffect]

Karl is a fucking Legend..

[nrage2osh]

As always aussies = FAIL !!

[robotfreshpies]

@HrMerrlol haha I'd love to see you come here and say that

[hoaithanh80]

stupid sense of humour

[SnowdragonDS]

He is laughing his head of and the llama was like "baaaa" cause he's a llama

[WILDSTYLEVOLATILE]

Sunrise>today

[macro312]

@thenamesgaga

My bad, did not even make myself clear. Karl Stefanovic>Mark Ferguson.

[thenamesgaga]

@macro312 hahaha lol

[astigma2001]

that was an epic FAIL..

[JSWIZZL3]

I love Karl, he's awesome. :D

[TsaladsSeggs]

As soon as I saw Karl Stefanovic in the thumbnail I was like, "...Oh deaaaaar, what did he say."

[kitson102]

i hate that reporter anyway, he gets paid wayyyyy too much. 

[camandhayley]

Facepalm

[longamud]

Koshi would have been far more offensive and entertaining. Or that NZ bloke who laughed his arse off at the Indian diplomat called 'Dikshit'....now THEY would have made a video worthy of the internets!

[EtherealMoon]

Nothing could unify the world quite like really terrible puns.

[LilRedBloodedPea]

How was the joke funny anyway?

[MichieMouse1]

Im so glad that he didnt get offended and that he even laughed about it :)

[aannkhuz]

dude.....

[ExtremelyLuckyPotato]

I'm sorry, but could someone explain the joke to me?

[HighGuy512]

@ExtremelyLuckyPotato "One with everything." In two contexts: ONE PIZZA with EVERYTHING (referring to toppings). BEING ONE (harmony) with EVERYTHING (the world). Well, along those lines anyway :P

[123456lotr]

@munkeehead aswell as vegemite (which im not proud of) we also invented the bionic ear, and discovered how to mass produce penicillin, saving millions of lives since... 

[ladzehlauren]

@zoupie2 fag

[samboyaus]

@vsboy25 i'm guessing you've never watched sunrise then.

[vsboy25]

@samboyaus The Australian today show and Sunrise are both mediocre attempts at a morning show, the people have nothing to say other then the same old generic discussions amongst themselves may I add.

If I am around at those times I watch NBC today show at least it offers some class, unlike this Karl idiot mocking a religious icon.

[mitchellCas]

Oh well, Carl was just trying to have fun.

Good on him for being able to laugh at the situation :)

He's a good bloke.

[BentMachine]

The pizza guy then hands the Dalai Lama the pizza, and pays the pizza guy with a fifty. The pizza guy puts it in the till and then moves onto the next customer.

The Dalai Lama says, "what about my change?"

The vendor replies, "change comes from within"

[Nichordnaruto]

@THEBIGCAGEY I agree whole heartedly

[infiniteJIRACHI]

@Javjean i commented on the way u talk/comment like a hypocrite. id rather talk to a fail news presenter than someone who runs their mouth off like tryhard.

[ashatbracks]

KARL KARL KARL...

[convexoz]

for the record i thought that joke was hilarious

[onoboy100]

ii don't get the joke :S

[PhillipAwesome]

Only on Channel 9...

[666shanti]

I think the joke should have been " what did the Dalai Lama say to the man at the Hot dog stand?"

Dalai Lama - "Make me one with Everything"

and come one it's a cute joke, I don't see anything wrong with it, the old guy laughed

[munkeehead]

aussie FAIL!

[tokman20]

joke FAIL :D ahahaha

[MarkzyEdits]

@jvangent you my friend are exactly right

[moorey01]

i lol'd :D

[TheXiFearix]

Karl for PM

[khuong1994]

@munkeehead lol another america fuk yeah tard.

[MyMagicShow]

Clearly its the translators fault. Funnier words are yet to be spoken

[WooItsGabi]

@The1ToFear um, no they arent

[stross3995]

Ive seen the Dalai Lama live when he was in Aus last time He's AMAZING such an inspiration how one person can be so at peace and so selfless just amazes me! if more people were like him the world would be a better place!

[Xtine1092]

"you should have said the lot!!" .. i think the dalai lama wasn't the only one that didn't get the joke..

[thinisprettyful]

haha karl makes me proud to be australian :)

[DeminRamst]

@orbitalsatellite "most aussies are this, most aussies would do that". so i suppose anyone on camera represents every aussie ever made then? besides, i hear all sorts of pope jokes in aus, wtf are you basing that on?

[StoicAtheist]

@munkeehead 20 years ago? What, back in 1991? Haha! You are only wrong by a mere 22 years. You fail at your own history. Enough said indeed.

[LACHandLOAD]

@jvangent You're channel says you're Australian. XD

[swiftkickbox]

"should've said the lot... one with the lot".... FAIL :P

[ZoeeeHodson]

hahahaha i love australians

[samuel7897]

@jvangent Thank you, makes me think of my country in a different way :)

[SisiStringer]

@jvangent Wow! What a positive comment! Thank you very much. Come back to Australia anytime :D

[MANGOROCKN]

BAHAHAHAHA!