my husband is white and he noted that i was a bit racist towards whites he made me overcome that i was angry and didnt know it ...when i was young at the airport i would see white folks arriving on the island i was so angry so angry towards them ..and i didnt know my dads stories at that time..makes u wonder
my dad went threw racism in the 40s hes puertorican ..he went to this bar and it said we serve caucasians my dad didnt know what that was he asked a man there and he said we only serve white people ..one time he went to work and went to park his car in the parking area and the attendent kept letting all the white folks take all the parking making my dad go around back again trying to park finally he got so mad he almost decked the guy..those stories are in my head i will never forget that ..
shut up white people. this is comedy. i'm white. and i watch this video once a week and piss my pants laughing everytime. stereotypes are based on truth. just laugh at it. i can't stand when white people get so fucking offended. every other race laughs at jokes targeted at them, stop making making us honkies look so fucking tightassed. now, i'm gonna go watch them racist ass birds on dumbo...
@diddymuck it dosnt matter how he gets his laughs... The point is he's getting laughs. Everyone has to have a niche, and their own thing, and theres nobody that does it like Mooney!!! He makes a living off this shit, and he takes care of his family. You wouldnt care about the nigga if he was a random nigga at burger king!!! Why? Kuz u wouldnt know of him
Not that funny, very simplified... And yes I am white!
But when Chappelle tells it is totally different, hes on the nose with racism and differences, very smart and a very amazing observer of our differences.
itd be cool if negative white stereotypes became more mainstream...like serial killers, rapists and shit like that thats mostly white people....and ya im white.
@DesertSmeagle Well good job on being the obedient little lap dog to racist blacks. Louis Farahkan would be proud to call you his little pet. Your such a little sucker. In America the demographics of rape and murder are not too different amongst white and black communities. We are basically pretty even. Can you imagine if I said blacks commit more crimes? I would be called a racist but you get 13 thumbs up because your another white person who feels guilty. Your a coward and deserve no respect.
@Flipper79able WTF haha. Your so stupid. Using your race as a defense mechanism to feel good about yourself. You feel like you have to be part of some kind of big group to make your pathetic life feel more important, and this is the only place you can find it, race. I feel bad for you, you cracka ass piece a shit.haha.who the fuck has pride in their race? you obedient puppy dog. A white lab..or should i say, PUSSY? By not caring about racial boarders, i am, therefore, not racist
'I' [ he always has clever bits of material ] @ 4:42 "Take this lil ugly ass money with you" cause they really only have sent a monkey out far enough towards the moon to where you start hittting radiation belts. In reality they aint sending no human into that shit but 4:27 (-_-)
@TheHenneyloc Check you out! Sorry that black kids get caught up in ghettos and when they try to do something right they get kicked down to the ground. Most white kids, not gonna say all because some are very unfortunate, but they have EVERYTHING and they have no home training and they act a fool. SMH..
@TheHenneyloc Not really. If you count gangs like the KKK, skin heads, Aryan brotherhood and hells angels that do the same violence and drug dealing as the crips and bloods you'll see that its not just minorities doing that stuff.
@seanfenrir what i mean is that prohibition brings about violence. they only reason its still illegal is because so much money involved now. legal pot would be much cheaper. no gangs or thugs would be involved. you're not going to stop people from doing it, they will just go to the lab and make something worse. Also you have no right to tell people they can or can't. people need to learn through experience. people today cant figure out anything themselves, totally dependent.
funny. its not what he says its how he says the truth to make people laugh and to make those he's talking about think. whether you love him or hate him he is telling the truth. like they say no one like to hear the real truth about themselves
Paul Mooney is funny, quit gettin your feelings hurt over "racist" shit, I dont give a fuck if you're white or black, quit bringing up slavery bullshit, none of you were alive when slavery was something actually going on in the united states, so no it had nothing to do with any of us, and shit, educate yourself, the Europeans who brought slaves to the US bought those slaves from African slave owners in Africa, and if you went back further in time, the slaves were Irishmen....
@snappedoutloco Only someone who doesn't care about humanity or injustices can say what you have. Slavery isn't a dead issue. The affects of slavery exist today. Read a book from Toni Morrison, expand your mind, and then have compassion for someone other than yourself. In fact, if you want a history lesson read Olaudah Equiano's Slave narrative. Many slaves were captures on the coast (some bought), and particularly in the areas of modern Sierra Leone and the Ivory Coast. Irish were never slaves.
@cb11082 Duhh? but can you blame him? America is a fucking shithole! i dont see how anybody lives there.. its a slave plantation. and if you dont believe it, then you understand nothing about the system in place.
All this talk of who was here first. Europeans brought slaves with em. Whites and black were here at the same time. But thing is. Niggers were bought and sold.
his whole shit is about racism but people dont wanna talk about it on the comments thats stupid gtfoh it might be funny but notice he is serious then notice that this subject is too
This is the first time I've come across this dude Mooney, and holy shit this guy is funny as fuck. Why doesn't this kat have a show on Comedy Central? This nigga live on the corner of Comedy Central and Pryor avenue.
everything he says is spot-on 100% correct. he's not warped, he's not paranoid, he's not disillusioned, he's not jaded. he is about the only person among us who has the courage and eloquence to express the true nature of American life.
I'm stoned but this shit is funny. Ahahhahaha you know hate when you see it. Lol. The teacher wants a baby. YO child is up at 5 drinking coffee and whistling. Omg I'm dying
even if he is racist SO THE FUCK WHAT WE DESERVE TO BE RACIST WE DESERVE TO BE FUCKING MAD I LIVE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S LAND AND CANT GO HOME FUCK U FOR BRINGING ME HERE ! if he is racist power to him
@datnejifanboha Oh you can go home, you just choose not to because you are in the best land in the world. Yeah what happened happened, but be grateful you are living here and not in Zimbabwe.
@Enayze What. In The Fuck?? What gives YOU power that allows US to "go home"?? We ARE Home we are African Ameicans who helped build this country (I say helped, as to not step on any toes)...we ARE MORE American than you European Americans and Apple pie put together...Fuck that "Go Home" Shit. And GET THIS: If it's you people's aim to get black's to "GO HOME"...give up, it's NEVER gonna happen, Fucking Ignorano! Zimbabwe is NOT our home....just as your ancesters made you Americans...OURS did too
@pepbean I have no restrictions on what you want to do with yourself. And first off I was replying to the other gentlemans post where he claimed that he deserves to be racist and that he cant go home. I said he is more than welcome to go home and leave United States, and no he does not deserve to be racist. Two negatives dont make a positive. If you dont like America you can geeettttt out. I was using Zimbabwe as an example of how bad standard of living can be compared to United States.
@Enayze I see...thanks for the clarification. Didn't see the comment...maybe he should go "home" which seemingly unbeknownst to him, is probably some Georgia, Alabama, or South Carolina plantation...that's probably as far as research will lead him (or me for that matter) ...IF that Far! Sad.
Blacks in America CANNOT be racist. They can be prejudiced, but racism is a different beast. Racism is the fusion of prejudice and the power to oppress. Also, black prejudice isn't arbitrary like white prejudice is. Whites got off of a boat one day in Africa and said "we hate you." Blacks in America have been enslaved and oppressed by whites for 400 years. That sounds like a damn good reason to say "we hate you." Besides, Mooney isn't even prejudiced; he's just mad as hell. - Some White Dude
I don't know where you're getting your definition of racism from, but a Wikipedia dictionary states that it's the hatred and prejudgement of a certain race. And stating that racist blacks don't exist, contains the same mentality of those that believe all black people are the same.
@IWantMyVisionBack That you referenced wikipedia as an infallible arbiter of a complex sociological issue says all I ever would want to say about your comment.
Yo this dude is funny as shit... I'm white. I live in Atlanta and have plenty of black friends. Why is it that some black people feel that whites are so worried about other races? I don't give a fuck what color you are.. I have my own shit to worry about. And stop saying "they don't care about us!!!". SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nobody is here to hand me shit! Nobody cares about me! This is not a fuckin' charity. This is life! You gotta take care of yourself.
All my black brothers and sisters, and african descendants, research the pineal gland and learn to activate it, the true God JAH will be coming soon, and not that 2012 bullshit, the government and rich elite (mostly racist white illuminati) are going to stage, dont be fooled like 9-11, there are going to silence the few black people who know the truth and try to uncover it!! Study the william lynch theory, learn about your true history that white people have distorted!!
I put Dave Chapplle on my Pandora mix and they played a series of black comedians whose entire bit was some variation about white people acting different in relation to some mundane activity: whether it was raising children or the way we approach or are approached by police officers. Its so fckn depressing that black peoples cultural identity is always in relation to white people. You rarely see a white comic play the race card: as a comic you need to be universal.
@Bes1987...i grew up with alot of white friends and we are really close and they feel comfortable with me .do u know how many (nigger) jokes i have heard in my life and im STILL hearing new ones... whites have been makeing fun and degrading blacks for years its only been like the last 30 or 40 years that blacks were Allowed to crack jokes about whites what black comedian made jokes about whites before the civil rights movement? and look up louis ck being white , howard stern, kramer...etc
@Bes1987 White comics have been playing the race card for centuries Bes. It's only recently that they've stopped because of the racial tension (cultivated by their ancestors) that surrounds them. Whenever they do talk about race they fear it will make them lose fans. Its unfortunate but true... blame racism. I'm black and i'd applaud the first modern white guy make a joke about blacks like Paul Mooney does about whites (besides the Nigger talking YouTube commenters XD) but i doubt they will...
There's always a problem when a black does somethin a white person does, just because they may be a little better at it and surprisingly less offensive. Bernard Manning can rip blacks and asians and white folk will laugh their soulless arses off, but woe betide a black guy makin HIS money by making people laugh
I certainly agree Popunkid. Some people dont want anyone talking about racial/political issues that touch any nerves because they want to continue as perpetrators.
if ur white and don't like it or take offense to black people speaking on racism, this guy is NOT who u need to be watching. i mean i know that EVERY white person isn't, but i'm also only in my 20's. he's 70 years old. he's seen things and been treated in ways human being ever should and his mentality is just the result of that. i know ya'll don't like the generalization but u just have to accept that emotions go along way after such vile injustice.
@MrHackyo Without looking up the word, IMO it's sort of slightly racist. However you know he adds a sort of history and culture with his jokes. I think some people would say to themselves thats some of the short statements like "whit epeople will kill everybody" (I think he said that) that if they said that about black people they'd be in alot of trouble so it's racism. I don't know, I can listen to this guy all day.
what happens when a full blood black person has baby with a full blood white person the baby is brown but is considered black even though it shares white blood
@MrFlagon You're wrong.. Race is base on the father seed.. Did you know that if a white man lay with a black woman.. the child is white, but have features of the mother.. Still a white person..
i'm as "white" as they come i.e. white skin, blue eyes. if people think Paul is truly racist, they're being ridiculous; this is comedy, a way for people to deal with serious issues without being "serious." the man is a legend, writing bits for both white (George Carlin) and black (Richard Pryor) artists, all before the fame, etc. he, and most comedians are social critics, and should be taken with a grain of salt if their aim is to be funny. personally, i think the man is a genius.
lol except for that black guy in Brooklyn who had a full grown tiger living in his 2 bdrm apat in the projects!
KenyanBunnie 1 day ago
my husband is white and he noted that i was a bit racist towards whites he made me overcome that i was angry and didnt know it ...when i was young at the airport i would see white folks arriving on the island i was so angry so angry towards them ..and i didnt know my dads stories at that time..makes u wonder
80z90zhouzemuzicgrl 3 days ago
my dad went threw racism in the 40s hes puertorican ..he went to this bar and it said we serve caucasians my dad didnt know what that was he asked a man there and he said we only serve white people ..one time he went to work and went to park his car in the parking area and the attendent kept letting all the white folks take all the parking making my dad go around back again trying to park finally he got so mad he almost decked the guy..those stories are in my head i will never forget that ..
80z90zhouzemuzicgrl 3 days ago
seems like all black comics rely on making jokes on white people
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80z90zhouzemuzicgrl 4 days ago
Didn't he have a WHITE wife? 2 mixed kids?
O...k, Mooney.
Satansoppressed 5 days ago
"no nigger ther'll be no more walking around"
roppasmoka 6 days ago
@skewbuh so white people haven't murdered or raped black people ...your delusional
peachycalmable 6 days ago
White people 'oppress' black people. Black people rape and murder white people.
skewbuh 1 week ago
shut up white people. this is comedy. i'm white. and i watch this video once a week and piss my pants laughing everytime. stereotypes are based on truth. just laugh at it. i can't stand when white people get so fucking offended. every other race laughs at jokes targeted at them, stop making making us honkies look so fucking tightassed. now, i'm gonna go watch them racist ass birds on dumbo...
toribjork10 1 week ago 2
@toribjork10 same here, i laugh at almost all black jokes and im black, because theres varying degrees of truth in it
futurehalloffamer 2 days ago
he's smarter then your dumb ass... believe that!
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just another dumb ass nigger
realdealhonkycat 2 weeks ago
Mooney sucks.
Patrice rule.
Ioulum 2 weeks ago
I AM white and i thinks this boy is funny
pennyjack2 2 weeks ago
@diddymuck it dosnt matter how he gets his laughs... The point is he's getting laughs. Everyone has to have a niche, and their own thing, and theres nobody that does it like Mooney!!! He makes a living off this shit, and he takes care of his family. You wouldnt care about the nigga if he was a random nigga at burger king!!! Why? Kuz u wouldnt know of him
WorldMafiaHipHop 2 weeks ago
why is mooney dressed like a homeless person here?
MrJudas666666 2 weeks ago
any white person who leaves comments trying to prove how not racist they are by slagging their own ethnicity is an annoying phony.
self hatred / guilt is as stupid as racism.
FuckingStanz 2 weeks ago 3
Why did you cut off the best part?
MegaWinnieGirl 2 weeks ago
(learns to cry and faint)
Labcabin96 3 weeks ago
I'd hate to be the one that Paul is lookin' at the whole time. LOL
Alterego894 3 weeks ago
lol he not liein
ishinealone2 3 weeks ago
Not that funny, very simplified... And yes I am white!
But when Chappelle tells it is totally different, hes on the nose with racism and differences, very smart and a very amazing observer of our differences.
blabalkan 3 weeks ago
The laughs sound so fake.. Like the ones u get in sitcoms
Queenweezy1 3 weeks ago
The Malcolm X of comedians.
ajahni 4 weeks ago
Paul Mooney is 100% real muthafucka he don't fuckin bite his tongue for nobody I luvv him he say da shit othea people scared to say
MsWayway1234 1 month ago
he ain't funny. he's hardly audible. Saying offensive terms over and over is how he gets his laughs, what few there are.
diddymuck 1 month ago
@diddymuck Offensive to whom? To you? Go train an elephant. Mooney is brilliant.
NY1love 3 weeks ago
Teachers are freaks nowaday's...Man, I want to go back to school
ThinkinAboutSex 1 month ago
Aw now hes making fun of kids who get molested or bullied? What. A. Scumbag.
gunninlinguist 1 month ago
itd be cool if negative white stereotypes became more mainstream...like serial killers, rapists and shit like that thats mostly white people....and ya im white.
DesertSmeagle 1 month ago 19
@DesertSmeagle AGREED!
boomshackalackala100 1 month ago
@DesertSmeagle rapists???
diddymuck 3 weeks ago
@DesertSmeagle How about if all stereotypes became less mainstream?
MarkArandjus 3 weeks ago
@MarkArandjus im just sayin...we cant get rid of stereotypes, so why not make them equal?
DesertSmeagle 1 week ago
@DesertSmeagle You don't fix a shitty situation by making it shittier.
MarkArandjus 1 week ago
@DesertSmeagle It would even things up a lot more.
MegaWinnieGirl 2 weeks ago
@DesertSmeagle You're a dolt.
FuckingStanz 2 weeks ago
@FuckingStanz whats a dolt?
DesertSmeagle 1 week ago
@DesertSmeagle Well good job on being the obedient little lap dog to racist blacks. Louis Farahkan would be proud to call you his little pet. Your such a little sucker. In America the demographics of rape and murder are not too different amongst white and black communities. We are basically pretty even. Can you imagine if I said blacks commit more crimes? I would be called a racist but you get 13 thumbs up because your another white person who feels guilty. Your a coward and deserve no respect.
Flipper79able 1 week ago
@Flipper79able WTF haha. Your so stupid. Using your race as a defense mechanism to feel good about yourself. You feel like you have to be part of some kind of big group to make your pathetic life feel more important, and this is the only place you can find it, race. I feel bad for you, you cracka ass piece a shit.haha.who the fuck has pride in their race? you obedient puppy dog. A white lab..or should i say, PUSSY? By not caring about racial boarders, i am, therefore, not racist
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[ he always has clever bits of material slipped in ] @ 4:42 "Take this lil ugly ass money with you"
Cause they really only have sent a monkey out far enough towards the moon to where you start hittting radiation belts.
In reality they ain't sending no human into that shit but 4:27 (-_-)
This is why the Russians were the first to the moon and all they sent there was a robot, because they knew this
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'I' [ he always has clever bits of material ] @ 4:42 "Take this lil ugly ass money with you" cause they really only have sent a monkey out far enough towards the moon to where you start hittting radiation belts. In reality they aint sending no human into that shit but 4:27 (-_-)
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deetheo 1 month ago
School has changed since I went...when I went to recess everybody came back now when they go to recess they don't. LAUGHING MY FUCKN ASS OFF
GaGa11ify 1 month ago
"When I went to school and I went to recess we all came back" LOL
wisewarrior7 1 month ago
Paul Mooney is great. You know somebody is great when they write for other greats...
kissykay07 1 month ago 3
I'm Mexican and you better believe that I'd take everything from a U.F.O. if it landed in my neighborhood
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OACYLU 2 months ago
this nigga is too skilled
OACYLU 2 months ago
Go hang from a tree.
BuckleyCoons 2 months ago
this is too funny lol
NerdyTalk101 2 months ago
Too Funny!
UberBlackMan 2 months ago
@UberBlackMan ikr i was dying all day from this XD
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he says white people train your kids. really!!! black people train your kids. theres more than gangs and drugs.
TheHenneyloc 2 months ago 5
@TheHenneyloc Check you out! Sorry that black kids get caught up in ghettos and when they try to do something right they get kicked down to the ground. Most white kids, not gonna say all because some are very unfortunate, but they have EVERYTHING and they have no home training and they act a fool. SMH..
boomshackalackala100 1 month ago
@TheHenneyloc More white people on drugs
mxzysptlik 1 month ago
@TheHenneyloc Not really. If you count gangs like the KKK, skin heads, Aryan brotherhood and hells angels that do the same violence and drug dealing as the crips and bloods you'll see that its not just minorities doing that stuff.
seanfenrir 1 month ago
@seanfenrir most of that violence would end if the drug war ended.
johnnyappleseedism 3 weeks ago
@johnnyappleseedism You're right. Minority violence and Caucasian violence can both be traced to drugs.
seanfenrir 3 weeks ago
@seanfenrir what i mean is that prohibition brings about violence. they only reason its still illegal is because so much money involved now. legal pot would be much cheaper. no gangs or thugs would be involved. you're not going to stop people from doing it, they will just go to the lab and make something worse. Also you have no right to tell people they can or can't. people need to learn through experience. people today cant figure out anything themselves, totally dependent.
johnnyappleseedism 3 weeks ago
@TheHenneyloc Sounds good! We'll train our kids, you stop molesting and drowning yours. Deal?
strongestofemall 4 weeks ago
FUNNY n TRUE!!!
ShaKrazzii6 2 months ago
"Crazy nigga, why did you kill everyone at BET?"
"I'm 12 different personalities."
"Oh really nigga......well pick who you wanna be cause some niggas goin to jail."
LMAO
BoredOfFakeTalents 2 months ago 65
nigga... get in the rocket ship. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Aphasia17 3 months ago
Real shtt
soma1on1 3 months ago
Oh really. Nigga?
NefariousNarcissist7 3 months ago
funny. its not what he says its how he says the truth to make people laugh and to make those he's talking about think. whether you love him or hate him he is telling the truth. like they say no one like to hear the real truth about themselves
lilchinadoll81 3 months ago
lol he is something else.lol
zelastjoker 3 months ago
2000 years nigga and i bet you will remember..lmao!!!!
larune 3 months ago
Paul Mooney is funny, quit gettin your feelings hurt over "racist" shit, I dont give a fuck if you're white or black, quit bringing up slavery bullshit, none of you were alive when slavery was something actually going on in the united states, so no it had nothing to do with any of us, and shit, educate yourself, the Europeans who brought slaves to the US bought those slaves from African slave owners in Africa, and if you went back further in time, the slaves were Irishmen....
snappedoutloco 3 months ago 2
@snappedoutloco SMH.
curvy150 3 months ago
@snappedoutloco Only someone who doesn't care about humanity or injustices can say what you have. Slavery isn't a dead issue. The affects of slavery exist today. Read a book from Toni Morrison, expand your mind, and then have compassion for someone other than yourself. In fact, if you want a history lesson read Olaudah Equiano's Slave narrative. Many slaves were captures on the coast (some bought), and particularly in the areas of modern Sierra Leone and the Ivory Coast. Irish were never slaves.
NY1love 3 months ago
@NY1love the only reason slavery isnt a dead issue is because of all the attention people give it.
SlitThaJuggalo 3 months ago
He's a racist.
cb11082 3 months ago
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@cb11082 You're a racist if you think Paul Mooney's a racist
Bankallday 3 months ago
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@cb11082 Duhh? but can you blame him? America is a fucking shithole! i dont see how anybody lives there.. its a slave plantation. and if you dont believe it, then you understand nothing about the system in place.
sstoicc 3 months ago
@cb11082 Racism equals power plus prejudice. Without any power, there is no racism.
mdalexander06 1 month ago
I wonder if white people watch paul mooney and laugh like " HAHAH its so true"
ChiefKn0cka 3 months ago
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@ChiefKn0cka I'm sure they do.
TheCatsLastWord 3 months ago
@ChiefKn0cka Yes we do He is so funny I love how he doesnt just insult one kind of people xD
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@ChiefKn0cka hahaha!! i wonder that too!
sstoicc 3 months ago
Paul Mooney is genius.
And I AM WHITE.
mrceebees14 3 months ago
Crazy As Cat Shit!!! LoL
longpreboi 3 months ago
Classic Mooney! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
grannyvonng 3 months ago
Ey devils get the fuck offa this video. This is comedy stop coaxing out all that racist bullshit. Paul Mooney is a genius
LoFidelityBeatz 4 months ago
All this talk of who was here first. Europeans brought slaves with em. Whites and black were here at the same time. But thing is. Niggers were bought and sold.
Mangobrain82 4 months ago
his whole shit is about racism but people dont wanna talk about it on the comments thats stupid gtfoh it might be funny but notice he is serious then notice that this subject is too
Co614Oh 4 months ago
This is the first time I've come across this dude Mooney, and holy shit this guy is funny as fuck. Why doesn't this kat have a show on Comedy Central? This nigga live on the corner of Comedy Central and Pryor avenue.
BoredOfFakeTalents 4 months ago
@BoredOfFakeTalents Mooney worked on the chappelle show and he wrote for Richard pryor. he is funny
Shavard3 4 months ago
Paul Mooney=The Greatest
UrNoFuN929 4 months ago
i can listen to this guy for hours, all his albums, i just put it on to hear some realistic funny shit
Mo2477 4 months ago
This is so hilarious!
Waluiginumberone 4 months ago
everything he says is spot-on 100% correct. he's not warped, he's not paranoid, he's not disillusioned, he's not jaded. he is about the only person among us who has the courage and eloquence to express the true nature of American life.
paulcbarrera 4 months ago 2
That catholic uniform bit was hilarious. I really don't get this "racism" debate. Loosen up and enjoy it.
smek2 4 months ago
I'm stoned but this shit is funny. Ahahhahaha you know hate when you see it. Lol. The teacher wants a baby. YO child is up at 5 drinking coffee and whistling. Omg I'm dying
SBITY 4 months ago
@SBITY What in the world were you smoking?
smek2 4 months ago
even if he is racist SO THE FUCK WHAT WE DESERVE TO BE RACIST WE DESERVE TO BE FUCKING MAD I LIVE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S LAND AND CANT GO HOME FUCK U FOR BRINGING ME HERE ! if he is racist power to him
datnejifanboha 4 months ago
@datnejifanboha Oh you can go home, you just choose not to because you are in the best land in the world. Yeah what happened happened, but be grateful you are living here and not in Zimbabwe.
Enayze 4 months ago
@Enayze What. In The Fuck?? What gives YOU power that allows US to "go home"?? We ARE Home we are African Ameicans who helped build this country (I say helped, as to not step on any toes)...we ARE MORE American than you European Americans and Apple pie put together...Fuck that "Go Home" Shit. And GET THIS: If it's you people's aim to get black's to "GO HOME"...give up, it's NEVER gonna happen, Fucking Ignorano! Zimbabwe is NOT our home....just as your ancesters made you Americans...OURS did too
pepbean 4 months ago
@pepbean I have no restrictions on what you want to do with yourself. And first off I was replying to the other gentlemans post where he claimed that he deserves to be racist and that he cant go home. I said he is more than welcome to go home and leave United States, and no he does not deserve to be racist. Two negatives dont make a positive. If you dont like America you can geeettttt out. I was using Zimbabwe as an example of how bad standard of living can be compared to United States.
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@Enayze I see...thanks for the clarification. Didn't see the comment...maybe he should go "home" which seemingly unbeknownst to him, is probably some Georgia, Alabama, or South Carolina plantation...that's probably as far as research will lead him (or me for that matter) ...IF that Far! Sad.
pepbean 4 months ago
i really think paul mooney is shit. sayin nigger 50 times does not a good comedian make
EddieAlexanderRocks 4 months ago
Nigga... Get in the rocket ship and go find the space ship lmaoooooo don't come back till u find it nigga!
teesharenee 5 months ago
8:05 "...gettin A+'s coz he's LAYIN' PIPE!!!" XD
CJBombaYe 5 months ago
0:44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Conspiracyknowledge 5 months ago
Blacks in America CANNOT be racist. They can be prejudiced, but racism is a different beast. Racism is the fusion of prejudice and the power to oppress. Also, black prejudice isn't arbitrary like white prejudice is. Whites got off of a boat one day in Africa and said "we hate you." Blacks in America have been enslaved and oppressed by whites for 400 years. That sounds like a damn good reason to say "we hate you." Besides, Mooney isn't even prejudiced; he's just mad as hell. - Some White Dude
dbrendanv05 5 months ago
@dbrendanv05
I don't know where you're getting your definition of racism from, but a Wikipedia dictionary states that it's the hatred and prejudgement of a certain race. And stating that racist blacks don't exist, contains the same mentality of those that believe all black people are the same.
IWantMyVisionBack 5 months ago
@IWantMyVisionBack That you referenced wikipedia as an infallible arbiter of a complex sociological issue says all I ever would want to say about your comment.
dbrendanv05 5 months ago
@dbrendanv05
I meant to type Encyclopedia, I don't know why I wrote down Wikipedia.
IWantMyVisionBack 5 months ago
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tag1989 5 months ago
Yo this dude is funny as shit... I'm white. I live in Atlanta and have plenty of black friends. Why is it that some black people feel that whites are so worried about other races? I don't give a fuck what color you are.. I have my own shit to worry about. And stop saying "they don't care about us!!!". SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nobody is here to hand me shit! Nobody cares about me! This is not a fuckin' charity. This is life! You gotta take care of yourself.
BronsonKatz 5 months ago 14
@BronsonKatz wow dude. all THAT over a video? lol okaaaaaaaaaaay!
FatBabyCheeks 2 months ago
All my black brothers and sisters, and african descendants, research the pineal gland and learn to activate it, the true God JAH will be coming soon, and not that 2012 bullshit, the government and rich elite (mostly racist white illuminati) are going to stage, dont be fooled like 9-11, there are going to silence the few black people who know the truth and try to uncover it!! Study the william lynch theory, learn about your true history that white people have distorted!!
SelenaUltimate 5 months ago
so thats how you get an A+
NeoDragonFlame 5 months ago
I put Dave Chapplle on my Pandora mix and they played a series of black comedians whose entire bit was some variation about white people acting different in relation to some mundane activity: whether it was raising children or the way we approach or are approached by police officers. Its so fckn depressing that black peoples cultural identity is always in relation to white people. You rarely see a white comic play the race card: as a comic you need to be universal.
Bes1987 5 months ago
@Bes1987 then dont watch guy!! problem solved, thank you for expressing your opinion!!
SelenaUltimate 5 months ago
@SelenaUltimate vice versa, don't respond to my comments, problem solved. Thank You for expressing your opinion!
Bes1987 5 months ago
@Bes1987...i grew up with alot of white friends and we are really close and they feel comfortable with me .do u know how many (nigger) jokes i have heard in my life and im STILL hearing new ones... whites have been makeing fun and degrading blacks for years its only been like the last 30 or 40 years that blacks were Allowed to crack jokes about whites what black comedian made jokes about whites before the civil rights movement? and look up louis ck being white , howard stern, kramer...etc
ethan5255 5 months ago
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Bes1987 5 months ago
@Bes1987 White comics have been playing the race card for centuries Bes. It's only recently that they've stopped because of the racial tension (cultivated by their ancestors) that surrounds them. Whenever they do talk about race they fear it will make them lose fans. Its unfortunate but true... blame racism. I'm black and i'd applaud the first modern white guy make a joke about blacks like Paul Mooney does about whites (besides the Nigger talking YouTube commenters XD) but i doubt they will...
HiddenLotus111 3 months ago
@HiddenLotus111 George Carlin god rest his soul is my favorite white comedian of all time.
Sileni 2 months ago
damn fumy as hell. he's the real deal not like other fake black comedians
Bad2daBone447 5 months ago
guys hilarious but do they always have to say nigger 24/7? Its like insulting yourself over and over again, to hell if its used in a funny way.
LordKaisen 5 months ago
what u call a nigger hanging from a tree? Branch manager Whats black on top white on bottom? RAPE
88bluebirds 5 months ago
@88bluebirds Thats actually some funny shit!!
SelenaUltimate 5 months ago
Damn he's funny, as long as you understand that he's talking about white and black Americans it's all good.
lalaurentide 5 months ago
LMFAO....
DamienFilth 6 months ago
There's always a problem when a black does somethin a white person does, just because they may be a little better at it and surprisingly less offensive. Bernard Manning can rip blacks and asians and white folk will laugh their soulless arses off, but woe betide a black guy makin HIS money by making people laugh
Lava91point0 6 months ago
battling racism with racism? what kind of nigger magic is this
mburke000 6 months ago
dumb ass
brianwolfman313 6 months ago
@mburke000 The kind you'll never understand. That's why you reacted the way you did but who gives a damn? lol.
LadySwag502 5 months ago
When he started the white folks crying bit....I died. I just saw The Help and there was nothing but white folks crying at the nonsense of a movie.
marqtheone 6 months ago
"niggers" laugh wierd
c0mmunistchannel 6 months ago
in whites rape they kids.
brianwolfman313 6 months ago
@brianwolfman313 english please? or is your african better?
c0mmunistchannel 5 months ago
if you say so monkey.
brianwolfman313 5 months ago
@brianwolfman313 black person calling me monkey, lol irony.
c0mmunistchannel 5 months ago
white ppl are the real monkeys of the human race.
brianwolfman313 5 months ago
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@brianwolfman313 if thats so why do you look like them and we don't?
c0mmunistchannel 5 months ago
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This is way too much. Racism and profanity should not be accepted so freely. My father is black, and my mother is white.
CABurnsideable2 6 months ago
LMAO YESSS!!!
ANT51FIFTY 6 months ago
This dude is an actual comedic genius, always thought so. His material is uncanny.
Trackstar800m204 6 months ago
I certainly agree Popunkid. Some people dont want anyone talking about racial/political issues that touch any nerves because they want to continue as perpetrators.
MortalRon08 6 months ago
This is seriously funny because it's true, this guy is a genius
masanichols 6 months ago
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AYECHISME 6 months ago
I LOVE IT!!!!!
AYECHISME 6 months ago
So true, only white people would take an animal out of the sea called a "killer whale" and ride it for amusement...
executionofaspecies 6 months ago
@executionofaspecies
That's cause most black folk are too dumb to know how to ride a killer whale.
caspersman59 6 months ago
@caspersman59 And most white people are closet racists.
crazyjak56 6 months ago
@caspersman59 We don't want to ride a killer whale.LMAO, why the hell should anyone want to do that.
LadySwag502 5 months ago
this is called satire....72 people dont understand the concept of it
kickpusher88 6 months ago
Paul Mooney is racist of course racism against blacks exists but its not THAT bad. he talks like EVERY WHITE PERSON is racist
WarriorOfTheOldWays1 6 months ago
@WarriorOfTheOldWays1
if ur white and don't like it or take offense to black people speaking on racism, this guy is NOT who u need to be watching. i mean i know that EVERY white person isn't, but i'm also only in my 20's. he's 70 years old. he's seen things and been treated in ways human being ever should and his mentality is just the result of that. i know ya'll don't like the generalization but u just have to accept that emotions go along way after such vile injustice.
DivinelyMochaDipped 6 months ago
"An apple?....I want some dick!"
marqtheone 6 months ago
Every joke has a little bit of truth to it....
jadezzzable 6 months ago
this is one funny nigga! HAHAHAHAHAH! Luved it!
marthanyc 6 months ago
@MrHackyo Without looking up the word, IMO it's sort of slightly racist. However you know he adds a sort of history and culture with his jokes. I think some people would say to themselves thats some of the short statements like "whit epeople will kill everybody" (I think he said that) that if they said that about black people they'd be in alot of trouble so it's racism. I don't know, I can listen to this guy all day.
shanyin1234 6 months ago
Paul Mooney is the William Cooper of Comedy.
A TRUE American Gangster.
PureTeenageIgnorance 6 months ago
what happens when a full blood black person has baby with a full blood white person the baby is brown but is considered black even though it shares white blood
MrFlagon 6 months ago
@MrFlagon You're wrong.. Race is base on the father seed.. Did you know that if a white man lay with a black woman.. the child is white, but have features of the mother.. Still a white person..
Azuredreamsky 6 months ago
@Azuredreamsky well my dads scottish and my mums maori and i have her brown skin
and his features
MrFlagon 6 months ago
I like the teacher bit
mattandnick12 6 months ago
"leave the gun at home... "ah ah ah
geiuy 6 months ago
i'm as "white" as they come i.e. white skin, blue eyes. if people think Paul is truly racist, they're being ridiculous; this is comedy, a way for people to deal with serious issues without being "serious." the man is a legend, writing bits for both white (George Carlin) and black (Richard Pryor) artists, all before the fame, etc. he, and most comedians are social critics, and should be taken with a grain of salt if their aim is to be funny. personally, i think the man is a genius.
popunkid 6 months ago 87
@popunkid Mooney is hilarious, but Carlin wrote his own shit. They were friends though.
stpdeli 6 months ago
@popunkid With that in mind, gimme a pound for truth.
kingshadowstar 5 months ago
@popunkid i guess real people can be found everywhere
peace
Conspiracyknowledge 4 months ago