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  • One of his best sets ...the police lights bit was hilarious. I love this guy.

  • Thumbs up if you want those 2 dumb retards below me to stop bitching and enjoy the damn vid!

  • hahah tell me why I just met a 2nd grade teacher who does porn on the side . funny as hell

  • I'm not offended but if it was the other way around it would be different.

  • white people coming on here ....picking examples.......lol....pathetic

  • This guys an opportunist. "White folks be craaaazaaay." Audience: "ahahahaha!!!!" Write some jokes mother fucker.

  • @moviecomicspodcast in paul's defense white folks are caraaazay

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  • @moviecomicspodcast when a word is a symbolic representation of a time when your ancestors were subjected to over 400 years of being killed, raped, imprisoned, degraded, tortured, separated from their history and brain washed to believe they were inferior to another race due to the color of their skin you can kind of understand why someone would be a little sensitive to a person who is the descendant of those responsible for such atrocities using that word.

  • @SoAmbitious84 No, what I understand, is that this word is used as a tool to divide us, and by responding how they do, it gives the word power. Black people weren't the only ones in history who were slaves. And racism is only an issue today because it's continued to be taught to our youth. It's a cop out and a convenient excuse, because it's easier to just be the victim instead of a sovereign individual who thinks for them self and doesn't associate with past events that are OVER.

  • @moviecomicspodcast And the only thing "comedians" like this guy promote, is racial tension and the perpetuation of white guilt. What about the Chinese building the railroads? What about the Native Americans? There are words for them as well, but they don't respond to them like blacks do to their "key word". Why? Because blacks are the majority minority and being used by the elite as the race of choice to keep us white folks in line.

  • @moviecomicspodcast And people like Michael Richards fly off the handle and act like retards and only hurt the entire situation. I guess the fact that he wasn't stoned to death by an angry mob might suggest that we're making progress.

  • @moviecomicspodcast All I'm saying, is that there are always gonna be rednecks who use these words, but blacks should realize that the ball is their court. We're never going to get anywhere until they start laughing it off for the stupid shit it is. There is so much hatred, they are just looking for an excuse to fly off the handle... and this word gives them permission to do so. It's like we're treating them like children who aren't responsible to make their own decisions.

  • @moviecomicspodcast if a murderer kills your parents and then calls you an orphan in cold blood would you be upset? is a rapist whose victim is still traumatized in a position to go to them years later and say get over it its in the past. your argument is asinine because you are a descendant of oppressor not the oppressed. getting upset if a white person calls you a nigger has nothing to do with a victim mentality. it shows that you will not tolerate disrespect.

  • @SoAmbitious84 And how the fuck do you know ALL white people are descendants of oppressors? Irregardless of race, people in position of higher social status went along with it because it was a normal thing to do at the time and supported by the GOVERNMENT. If blacks want to focus their anger properly, it would be toward the government for ever allowing such an atrocity. But nooooo.... they have OBAMA!!! Get it yet?

  • im white if u dont find this funny u just hatin.

  • Teacher is a freak now! I hear ya Paul. Where were these hot blonde freaks 30 years ago?

  • White people do this, black people... black people do that

  • White POWER

  • lol except for that black guy in Brooklyn who had a full grown tiger living in his 2 bdrm apat in the projects!

  • @KenyanBunnie hahaha. it was harlem.

  • my husband is white and he noted that i was a bit racist towards whites he made me overcome that i was angry and didnt know it ...when i was young at the airport i would see white folks arriving on the island i was so angry so angry towards them ..and i didnt know my dads stories at that time..makes u wonder

  • my dad went threw racism in the 40s hes puertorican ..he went to this bar and it said we serve caucasians my dad didnt know what that was he asked a man there and he said we only serve white people ..one time he went to work and went to park his car in the parking area and the attendent kept letting all the white folks take all the parking making my dad go around back again trying to park finally he got so mad he almost decked the guy..those stories are in my head i will never forget that ..

  • seems like all black comics rely on making jokes on white people

  • @iBEheeeeing Name me 30 black comedians who do

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  • Didn't he have a WHITE wife? 2 mixed kids?

    O...k, Mooney.

  • "no nigger ther'll be no more walking around"

  • @skewbuh so white people haven't murdered or raped black people ...your delusional

  • White people 'oppress' black people. Black people rape and murder white people.

  • shut up white people. this is comedy. i'm white. and i watch this video once a week and piss my pants laughing everytime. stereotypes are based on truth. just laugh at it.  i can't stand when white people get so fucking offended. every other race laughs at jokes targeted at them, stop making making us honkies look so fucking tightassed. now, i'm gonna go watch them racist ass birds on dumbo...

  • @toribjork10 same here, i laugh at almost all black jokes and im black, because theres varying degrees of truth in it

  • he's smarter then your dumb ass... believe that!

  • Mooney sucks.

    Patrice rule.

  • I AM white and i thinks this boy is funny

  • @diddymuck it dosnt matter how he gets his laughs... The point is he's getting laughs. Everyone has to have a niche, and their own thing, and theres nobody that does it like Mooney!!! He makes a living off this shit, and he takes care of his family. You wouldnt care about the nigga if he was a random nigga at burger king!!! Why? Kuz u wouldnt know of him

  • why is mooney dressed like a homeless person here?

  • any white person who leaves comments trying to prove how not racist they are by slagging their own ethnicity is an annoying phony.

    self hatred / guilt is as stupid as racism.

  • Why did you cut off the best part?

  • (learns to cry and faint)

  • I'd hate to be the one that Paul is lookin' at the whole time. LOL

  • lol he not liein

  • Not that funny, very simplified... And yes I am white!

    But when Chappelle tells it is totally different, hes on the nose with racism and differences, very smart and a very amazing observer of our differences.

  • The laughs sound so fake.. Like the ones u get in sitcoms

  • The Malcolm X of comedians.

  • Paul Mooney is 100% real muthafucka he don't fuckin bite his tongue for nobody I luvv him he say da shit othea people scared to say

  • he ain't funny. he's hardly audible. Saying offensive terms over and over is how he gets his laughs, what few there are.

  • @diddymuck Offensive to whom? To you? Go train an elephant. Mooney is brilliant.

  • Teachers are freaks nowaday's...Man, I want to go back to school

  • Aw now hes making fun of kids who get molested or bullied? What. A. Scumbag.

  • itd be cool if negative white stereotypes became more mainstream...like serial killers, rapists and shit like that thats mostly white people....and ya im white.

  • @DesertSmeagle AGREED!

  • @DesertSmeagle rapists???

  • @DesertSmeagle How about if all stereotypes became less mainstream?

  • @MarkArandjus im just sayin...we cant get rid of stereotypes, so why not make them equal?

  • @DesertSmeagle You don't fix a shitty situation by making it shittier.

  • @DesertSmeagle It would even things up a lot more.

  • @DesertSmeagle You're a dolt.

  • @FuckingStanz whats a dolt?

  • @DesertSmeagle Well good job on being the obedient little lap dog to racist blacks. Louis Farahkan would be proud to call you his little pet. Your such a little sucker. In America the demographics of rape and murder are not too different amongst white and black communities. We are basically pretty even. Can you imagine if I said blacks commit more crimes? I would be called a racist but you get 13 thumbs up because your another white person who feels guilty. Your a coward and deserve no respect.

  • @Flipper79able WTF haha. Your so stupid. Using your race as a defense mechanism to feel good about yourself. You feel like you have to be part of some kind of big group to make your pathetic life feel more important, and this is the only place you can find it, race. I feel bad for you, you cracka ass piece a shit.haha.who the fuck has pride in their race? you obedient puppy dog. A white lab..or should i say, PUSSY? By not caring about racial boarders, i am, therefore, not racist

  • @DesertSmeagle thats only cuz their are more white people than anything else if it was 50-50 I'm sure there would be more black serial killers.

  • @eatmesoftly i dont knoow....there have only been like 2 black serial killers right? Same with women.

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  • School has changed since I went...when I went to recess everybody came back now when they go to recess they don't. LAUGHING MY FUCKN ASS OFF

  • "When I went to school and I went to recess we all came back" LOL

  • Paul Mooney is great. You know somebody is great when they write for other greats...

  • I'm Mexican and you better believe that I'd take everything from a U.F.O. if it landed in my neighborhood 

  • this nigga is too skilled

  • Go hang from a tree.

  • this is too funny lol

  • Too Funny!

  • @UberBlackMan ikr i was dying all day from this XD

  • @UberBlackMan funniest shit ive seen all my life XD

  • he says white people train your kids. really!!! black people train your kids. theres more than gangs and drugs.

  • @TheHenneyloc Check you out! Sorry that black kids get caught up in ghettos and when they try to do something right they get kicked down to the ground. Most white kids, not gonna say all because some are very unfortunate, but they have EVERYTHING and they have no home training and they act a fool. SMH..

  • @TheHenneyloc More white people on drugs

  • @TheHenneyloc Not really. If you count gangs like the KKK, skin heads, Aryan brotherhood and hells angels that do the same violence and drug dealing as the crips and bloods you'll see that its not just minorities doing that stuff.

  • @seanfenrir most of that violence would end if the drug war ended.

  • @johnnyappleseedism You're right. Minority violence and Caucasian violence can both be traced to drugs.

  • @seanfenrir what i mean is that prohibition brings about violence. they only reason its still illegal is because so much money involved now. legal pot would be much cheaper. no gangs or thugs would be involved. you're not going to stop people from doing it, they will just go to the lab and make something worse. Also you have no right to tell people they can or can't. people need to learn through experience. people today cant figure out anything themselves, totally dependent.

  • @TheHenneyloc Sounds good! We'll train our kids, you stop molesting and drowning yours. Deal?

  • FUNNY n TRUE!!!

  • "Crazy nigga, why did you kill everyone at BET?"

    "I'm 12 different personalities."

    "Oh really nigga......well pick who you wanna be cause some niggas goin to jail."

    LMAO

  • nigga... get in the rocket ship. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • Real shtt

  • Oh really. Nigga?

  • funny. its not what he says its how he says the truth to make people laugh and to make those he's talking about think. whether you love him or hate him he is telling the truth. like they say no one like to hear the real truth about themselves

  • lol he is something else.lol

  • 2000 years nigga and i bet you will remember..lmao!!!!

  • Paul Mooney is funny, quit gettin your feelings hurt over "racist" shit, I dont give a fuck if you're white or black, quit bringing up slavery bullshit, none of you were alive when slavery was something actually going on in the united states, so no it had nothing to do with any of us, and shit, educate yourself, the Europeans who brought slaves to the US bought those slaves from African slave owners in Africa, and if you went back further in time, the slaves were Irishmen....

  • @snappedoutloco SMH.

  • @snappedoutloco Only someone who doesn't care about humanity or injustices can say what you have. Slavery isn't a dead issue. The affects of slavery exist today. Read a book from Toni Morrison, expand your mind, and then have compassion for someone other than yourself. In fact, if you want a history lesson read Olaudah Equiano's Slave narrative. Many slaves were captures on the coast (some bought), and particularly in the areas of modern Sierra Leone and the Ivory Coast. Irish were never slaves.

  • @NY1love the only reason slavery isnt a dead issue is because of all the attention people give it.

  • He's a racist.

  • @cb11082 Racism equals power plus prejudice. Without any power, there is no racism.

  • I wonder if white people watch paul mooney and laugh like " HAHAH its so true"

  • @ChiefKn0cka Yes we do He is so funny I love how he doesnt just insult one kind of people xD

  • Paul Mooney is genius.

    And I AM WHITE.

  • Crazy As Cat Shit!!! LoL

  • Classic Mooney! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

  • Ey devils get the fuck offa this video. This is comedy stop coaxing out all that racist bullshit. Paul Mooney is a genius

  • All this talk of who was here first. Europeans brought slaves with em. Whites and black were here at the same time. But thing is. Niggers were bought and sold.

  • his whole shit is about racism but people dont wanna talk about it on the comments thats stupid gtfoh it might be funny but notice he is serious then notice that this subject is too

  • This is the first time I've come across this dude Mooney, and holy shit this guy is funny as fuck. Why doesn't this kat have a show on Comedy Central? This nigga live on the corner of Comedy Central and Pryor avenue.

  • @BoredOfFakeTalents Mooney worked on the chappelle show and he wrote for Richard pryor. he is funny

  • Paul Mooney=The Greatest

  • i can listen to this guy for hours, all his albums, i just put it on to hear some realistic funny shit

  • This is so hilarious!

  • everything he says is spot-on 100% correct. he's not warped, he's not paranoid, he's not disillusioned, he's not jaded. he is about the only person among us who has the courage and eloquence to express the true nature of American life.

  • That catholic uniform bit was hilarious. I really don't get this "racism" debate. Loosen up and enjoy it.

  • I'm stoned but this shit is funny. Ahahhahaha you know hate when you see it. Lol. The teacher wants a baby. YO child is up at 5 drinking coffee and whistling. Omg I'm dying

  • @SBITY What in the world were you smoking?

  • even if he is racist SO THE FUCK WHAT WE DESERVE TO BE RACIST WE DESERVE TO BE FUCKING MAD I LIVE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S LAND AND CANT GO HOME FUCK U FOR BRINGING ME HERE ! if he is racist power to him

  • @datnejifanboha Oh you can go home, you just choose not to because you are in the best land in the world. Yeah what happened happened, but be grateful you are living here and not in Zimbabwe.

  • @Enayze What. In The Fuck?? What gives YOU power that allows US to "go home"?? We ARE Home we are African Ameicans who helped build this country (I say helped, as to not step on any toes)...we ARE MORE American than you European Americans and Apple pie put together...Fuck that "Go Home" Shit. And GET THIS: If it's you people's aim to get black's to "GO HOME"...give up, it's NEVER gonna happen, Fucking Ignorano! Zimbabwe is NOT our home....just as your ancesters made you Americans...OURS did too

  • @pepbean I have no restrictions on what you want to do with yourself. And first off I was replying to the other gentlemans post where he claimed that he deserves to be racist and that he cant go home. I said he is more than welcome to go home and leave United States, and no he does not deserve to be racist. Two negatives dont make a positive. If you dont like America you can geeettttt out. I was using Zimbabwe as an example of how bad standard of living can be compared to United States.

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  • i really think paul mooney is shit. sayin nigger 50 times does not a good comedian make

  • Nigga... Get in the rocket ship and go find the space ship lmaoooooo don't come back till u find it nigga!

  • 8:05 "...gettin A+'s coz he's LAYIN' PIPE!!!" XD

  • 0:44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • Blacks in America CANNOT be racist. They can be prejudiced, but racism is a different beast. Racism is the fusion of prejudice and the power to oppress. Also, black prejudice isn't arbitrary like white prejudice is. Whites got off of a boat one day in Africa and said "we hate you." Blacks in America have been enslaved and oppressed by whites for 400 years. That sounds like a damn good reason to say "we hate you." Besides, Mooney isn't even prejudiced; he's just mad as hell. - Some White Dude

  • @dbrendanv05

    I don't know where you're getting your definition of racism from, but a Wikipedia dictionary states that it's the hatred and prejudgement of a certain race. And stating that racist blacks don't exist, contains the same mentality of those that believe all black people are the same.

  • @IWantMyVisionBack That you referenced wikipedia as an infallible arbiter of a complex sociological issue says all I ever would want to say about your comment.

  • @dbrendanv05

    I meant to type Encyclopedia, I don't know why I wrote down Wikipedia.

  • Yo this dude is funny as shit... I'm white. I live in Atlanta and have plenty of black friends. Why is it that some black people feel that whites are so worried about other races? I don't give a fuck what color you are.. I have my own shit to worry about. And stop saying "they don't care about us!!!". SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nobody is here to hand me shit! Nobody cares about me! This is not a fuckin' charity. This is life! You gotta take care of yourself.

  • @BronsonKatz wow dude. all THAT over a video? lol okaaaaaaaaaaay!

  • All my black brothers and sisters, and african descendants, research the pineal gland and learn to activate it, the true God JAH will be coming soon, and not that 2012 bullshit, the government and rich elite (mostly racist white illuminati) are going to stage, dont be fooled like 9-11, there are going to silence the few black people who know the truth and try to uncover it!! Study the william lynch theory, learn about your true history that white people have distorted!!

  • so thats how you get  an A+

  • I put Dave Chapplle on my Pandora mix and they played a series of black comedians whose entire bit was some variation about white people acting different in relation to some mundane activity: whether it was raising children or the way we approach or are approached by police officers. Its so fckn depressing that black peoples cultural identity is always in relation to white people. You rarely see a white comic play the race card: as a comic you need to be universal.

  • @Bes1987 then dont watch guy!! problem solved, thank you for expressing your opinion!!

  • @SelenaUltimate vice versa, don't respond to my comments, problem solved. Thank You for expressing your opinion!

  • @Bes1987...i grew up with alot of white friends and we are really close and they feel comfortable with me .do u know how many (nigger) jokes i have heard in my life and im STILL hearing new ones... whites have been makeing fun and degrading blacks for years its only been like the last 30 or 40 years that blacks were Allowed to crack jokes about whites what black comedian made jokes about whites before the civil rights movement? and look up louis ck being white , howard stern, kramer...etc

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  • @Bes1987 White comics have been playing the race card for centuries Bes. It's only recently that they've stopped because of the racial tension (cultivated by their ancestors) that surrounds them. Whenever they do talk about race they fear it will make them lose fans. Its unfortunate but true... blame racism. I'm black and i'd applaud the first modern white guy make a joke about blacks like Paul Mooney does about whites (besides the Nigger talking YouTube commenters XD) but i doubt they will...

  • @HiddenLotus111 George Carlin god rest his soul is my favorite white comedian of all time.

  • damn fumy as hell. he's the real deal not like other fake black comedians

  • guys hilarious but do they always have to say nigger 24/7? Its like insulting yourself over and over again, to hell if its used in a funny way.

  • what u call a nigger hanging from a tree? Branch manager Whats black on top white on bottom? RAPE

  • @88bluebirds Thats actually some funny shit!!

  • Damn he's funny, as long as you understand that he's talking about white and black Americans it's all good.

  • LMFAO....

  • There's always a problem when a black does somethin a white person does, just because they may be a little better at it and surprisingly less offensive. Bernard Manning can rip blacks and asians and white folk will laugh their soulless arses off, but woe betide a black guy makin HIS money by making people laugh

  • battling racism with racism? what kind of nigger magic is this

  • dumb ass

  • @mburke000 The kind you'll never understand. That's why you reacted the way you did but who gives a damn? lol.

  • When he started the white folks crying bit....I died. I just saw The Help and there was nothing but white folks crying at the nonsense of a movie.

  • "niggers" laugh wierd

  • in whites rape they kids.

  • @brianwolfman313 english please? or is your african better?

  • if you say so monkey.

  • @brianwolfman313 black person calling me monkey, lol irony.

  • white ppl are the real monkeys of the human race.

  • LMAO YESSS!!!

  • This dude is an actual comedic genius, always thought so. His material is uncanny.