Edward: (to Bella) Your scent is like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin.
Me: *evil grin* That's great, because since heroin will eventually kill you, that means that if you spend enough time with Bella, you will eventually die. *evil chuckle* Ehehehehehehehehe! *insane evil laugh* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I'm thinking about seeing the last part of Breaking Dawn for a completely different reason. Because the fanbase for those movies are idiots, and being around them for the last movie could be worth it.
your #1 dosnt work cuz thats a reference from the book. it was for the fans. now im not a fan at all, i read the books to laugh at them and your #1 should have been the fact that he glitters. i mean COME ON!!!!! ohhhhhhh a glittery vampire. i want that for my birtghday! siriously. are they for real
@catdoglover1 You really suck at trolling, please get off the internet because you dont understand how to do it. Trolling is a street smart for computers.
Someone needs to go back in time and kill the twilight novelist's mother, so that the author is never born and the books never made. After doing that hitjob, then take care of hitler.
worst 'special' effects ever!!! the whole movie has horrible effects-makeup everything....never got the books(wanted to throw those across room) and made it through the first movie only.
I've watched this video ten times now and I'm still pissing myself laughing. " if I saw this guy watching me while I slept I'd grab the frikin shotgun".....BANG!! LMFAO
Ahahaha I love this!! Kristen Stewart couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. And is it just me or does Robert Pattinson make the most hilarious "Derp" face.
They did wear that shit out fast. She didn't even really do anything to attract those kids attention. Can't wait to see Spill's review of the 4th movie. I know they'll tear it to pieces:D The fact that their making a fourth movie makes me lose all hope for the human race, but the fact that the 4th movie is 2 parts (like the story is actually interesting enough for 2 parts) makes me believe the apocalypes is near.
I love it, when you are stating you dont want to own Twilight and that Meyer can keep it all to herself.:)If she owns anything at all, considering how much she could have possible stolen from other authors.
@ASmilingMalice You need to give better responses as to why these scenes are bad. I know it's bad, but had I not seen the film, I would've thought you mentally retarded. You say that the movie is disgusting and terrible and yet you don't give us reasons why. You just show us the scenes and expect us to agree. Twilight is a bad movie, but it is enjoyable in the sense that it is bad, and I'm not an idiot nor do I lack intelligence for not sharing the same opinions as you.
smilingmalice..you are so stupid....u so like twilght its obvious or u wouldnt have stayed in the movie theatre for the rest of the movie.....on a side note...ur like what, 40 yrs old? and still dissing twilight even though u might have something better to do wiht your time...btw YOUR UGLY...and kristen stewart isnt a bad actress..have u seen the messengers??????? god
man, if you wanted to do a top 11 for this boring shit, you should have just put all the scenes where they all stare at each other, that would be a short top 11 and point out why these movies suck
Thank you, you just made a video that represents nearly all my ideas on why twilight is trashy. The number one was pretty good for number 1 - bad dialogue, bad scenario, bad acting and terrible logical, if Bella if was real, she would need to fucking pack her bags and leave the creeper! Dumb bitch...
The main issue with this list is that a top 11 list implies that somehow the first things on the list were somehow least bad than number 1, but everything on this bad was worst on exactly the same level.
And am i the only one who thinks that they try to do Edward's hair the same way they do Angel's hair in Buffy.
the whole vampire and human love story thing sound kinda interesting, but s meyer totally ruined it. did anyone see the Wizards of Waverly Place episode with the vampires vs. wizards or something? that was sooo much better than twilight. seriously, someone should rewrite this and make it good! hmm maybe JK Rowling?
im not even wasting my money on the breaking dawn movies because i know that they'll screw up with some more lame scenes.
seriously wtf? i dont get how this movie is so famous for nooo reason! i mean, k stew, BEST ACTRESS? smh! but people only watc it because they think the guys are 'hot' which they arent.
It's gratifying to hear people rise up against this trash. The whole time Harry Potter was going down, I was just as horrified, but few spoke out. English professors were saying "They might be recycled nostalgia, but it's great because it'll get kids reading again". Well, it got them reading Twilight, at least. I don't know how the wet dream of a middle-aged masochistic church lady became "youth culture". I do know Bram Stoker would be very, very confused.
Does having your jaw drop in horror and embarrassment knowing that you just wasted several hours of your life watching this crap, and then willing to pay top dollar to have someone lobotomize the memory of this horrible scene suffice?
At least when Bill and Sookie (from the Southern Vampire Mysteries - for a real vampire see Eric Northman) got together it wasn't some "OMG Sookie I love you and I'm going to stalk you for the rest of your life because humans are so amazing!" It was more like "Yeah... humans are stupid, I was told to seduce you." (ie like a proper vampire - manipulative, selfish, feeds on humans et cetera). Edward take note.
twilight is sucks... I laughed when I read the book and watch the movie and my friend scolded me because she said it's romantic and blah blah blah.... but yesterday she said that twilight was stupid. good she came to sense...hahaaa
Am I the only person who finds it strange that the only vampire who sparkles in the entire series is Edward? I'm not kidding, he's the only vampire who sparkles in all four books.
I know how you feel, I absolutely HATE Twilight. It really sucks that my mom and sister love it, 'cuz they keep talking about how awesome edward is, and they keep watching it over and over again!
In Kristen Stewart's defense with a script / screenplay that bad you can't have a good role she's not that bad of an actress she never had a chance no one did ! She's good in other roles , Pattenson on the other hand sucks !
really cmon REALLY...u r so beyond stupid theres no words.......kristen stewart is SUPPOSED to act like that you retard.......ur probably totally in love with this movie that you dont want anyone to find out........you said that the bed scene was creepy...like anyone would watch YOU sleep...ur so fucking ugly no guy would even date u.......and look at your bedroom you look like you still live with your parents and your like what...60.....i would write more but the characters are limited. U SUCK
Twilight was created from a 40 year old woman's wet dream, and I read somewhere that she wrote it in a total of 3 months. 3 months!? That's why the plot line, the characters, and the so-called romance is complete shit. Then I thought, if he book could get published, than everyone has a fighting chance to getting some sappy, awfully put together book published. What ever happened to 'Salem's Lot and Dracula. Now, those are real vampires!
I tried to watch it today on Showtime so I could have an educated opinion and I can say this for sure: Twilight made me laugh, albeit unintentionally. I've seen better dialogue and character/plot development in amateur porn. I can't say for sure if Kristen Stewart is a horrible actress or she's so good that she can perfectly depict a character like Bella who completely lacks both emotion and personality. Either way, I'd still rather watch even a Roland Emmerich film than this crap.
in the hospital scene when she starts her stammering, i could just picture what Robert Pattinson is thinking 7:34. "Good God she is awful. If Rowling hadn't killed off Cedric I'd be with the cast right now, in the next sequel, having a great laugh at how this series is gonna beat the Harry Potter series. Now i have to do four more crappy sequels with this crappy actress. I'm gonna go jump off that cliff"
you missed one. worst acting ever, on the drive back after the near rape scene. there are a bunch of cop cars in front of a building and Kristen delivers the worst line ever. in a completely monotone voice she says "whoa, what is going on." it's as if by this point in the movie she can't even be bothered to try to act. just said.
I don't mind twilight, I quite like it, but I quite agree with you on what the worst scenes were. But I think the hostial scene is number one the worst scene in my opnion.
I think Kristen is a better actress in Speak but yeah in that scene, even I hated it and because I read the books I was a total twilight fan. Books are way better than the moive. I couldn't even understand esclipse when watching the moive.
During the whole GODDAMN movie I felt so awkward. I had my hand in front of my eyes the whole time. And holy crap, the actors were just so horrible. I agree with everything you said. The movie, the book.....all of it's horrible.
@CountryGal199813 Not going to lie, I was watching for Charlie to just flat out punch her in the face. Hell, even the Repo Man did that when his shitty daughter was acting up.
I'm not completely positive but in the hospital scene I don't think the nasal canual is connected to anything. It's supposed to sit in your nose, loop around your ears and connect below the chin. Just something I noticed whilst I enjoyed this video.
Anna Kendrick (Jessica in Tardlight) was so much cooler as Natalie in 'Up In the Air' and some idiots acutally thought she was at the Oscars last year for the Twitard movies. HA!
Anna Kendrick (Jessica in Tardlight) was so mcuh cooler as Natalie in 'Up In the Air' and some idiots acutally thought she was at the Oscars last year for the Twitard movies. HA!
aw i was watching this, and my boyfriend was like can you watch something else i don't like what their saying. but i agree with you : ) everyone has their say about things.
whoah, no lie this chick looks and sounds almost exactly how i pictured bella after my friend made me read- wait...charolete bronte? really? thats horrible
I love your criticisms of 'Twilight'. What would've been cool is if you created A 'Twilight' fan girl giggling, and praising the movies saying 'OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER' for comedic effect. Kinda like Chester A. Bum for The Nostalgia Critic, of 90's Kid for Linkara.
rofl, this video is way better than watching Twilight XD I was waiting for the right moment to click the like button, and when you said "Kristen Stewart is the worst actress I've ever seen", I knew it was time. Really bad movie, I watched it cause I thought "hey, if everybody is so obsessed with this and it has a cool soundtrack, it can't be bad, can it?". It can, it is terrible, specially the acting.
This video, on the other hand, should have a lot more views, I laughed the entire time ;)
Something to like about the film: The moment it was over.
Seriously, the books may not be Pride and Prejudice or anything by Charlotte Bronte, but they were a HELL of a lot better than the movies. Worst crap I've ever seen. Totally ruined the whole fandom for me.
i saw a scene in new moon that would make me yell out BULLSHIT. its the scene where Bella has passed out in the woods. Jacob is taking her home WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON! Bella's father just takes her without question.
I had to laugh when you showed us your reactions when the sparkles was revealed. Especally when you started growling I had to bend down and laugh.
I would have to disagree with Kristen doing bad acting at the hospital, though. I kind of liked how she went back and forth because of the panic she bent through. But except for that, and the fact that Bella had a bad excuse to panic in the first place, I agree with you in all of those scenes. Good job!
You'd love Vampires Suck. It's a good parody of it. Plus Matt Lanter would play a much better Edward - in my opinion. And they get Bella's twitch right in every scene! Its so good, you should watch it just because it makes fun of twilight! XD
@101Xtina Actually, I have to say that, while I loved that they made a parody, there were too many scenes with the "You're Trying Too Hard" case that it was enjoyable. There were scenes I thought was genius where I laughed, but... others were overdone. Nevertheless, I loved that someone had made a parodu movie, I just didn't think it was as good as it could have been.
i liked twilight the first time i saw but i saw it again and realized it was a piece of shit and this was when i started my hatred for Kristen Stewart....new moon and eclipse were better tho the new director did a good job.....but Kristen Stewart is the worst actress alive next to Taylor swift
I was hoping that Edward would explode when he goes into the sunlight...seriously. The sparkling thing got on my nerves the most (next to Kristen's pathetic acting) 'cause he's all pissed off about it as if sparkles will kill us all! Oooo sparkles, I'm sooo scareddd >_< And what was up with him in New Moon for revealing himself in the sun in front of humans? People won't know that he's a vampire just 'cause he sparkles! seriously -__- this franchise fails so much!
oh and am i the only one that thinks that twilight's getting kinda old? idk it was so...2009, 2009, and a little bit 2010 (around when Eclipse came out)
twilight was soooo friggin stupid (but i do like new moon and eclipse). i decided to watch the first movie one day after going, like, 2 years without watching it. i didn't understand why that movie was so...idk..AWKWARD!?!? everyone was awkward. soo many awkward silences wow friggin Catherine whatever the fuck her last name is (and i seriously don't care) FAILED epically the other two were better...
@chichigirrl2 I don't know. New Moon was equivalent to me sawing my own arm off with a dull knife. Twilight was retarded as shit but at least Bella wasn't as mopey.
it's crazy because new moon was supposed to be the boring one and bella was actually supposed to be mopey and depressed-looking. but she had more emotion in New Moon than Twilight. in Twilight everyone was just like -__- so that made me look like this -___-"
@ASmilingMalice WASN’T AS MOPEY!!! YOU KNOW STEPHANIE MEYERS WROTE THE ENTIRE BOOK JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH BELLA NEEDED EDWARD AND ALL THE WHORE DID IN THE ENTIRE BOOK WAS BITCH AND MOPE! SHE WOULDN’T LEAVE, SHE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE A NUMBER OF TIMES, AND ALL THIS WAS SO SHE COULD HALLUCINATE ABOUT THE FUCKER!!! AND IN THE MOVIES, BELLA HAS THE PERSONALITY AND FLUXUATION OF A FUCKING LOG! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MOPEY AND CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE . . . uh . . . well Stephanie Meyer.
I had successfully forgotten the whole movie until I just watched this. Forgive me when I had to pause and go make myself a hot chocolate drink to counteract the bile.
2) bella sucks ass, her character gets one my nerves, i wanna hit her
3) kristen stewart sucks ass
4) yes the 1st twilight movie and most of the second sucks, I only watched it cause i loved the books so much (i wish it wasnt in bella pov but..) and after you watch the 1st one you know what happens and you wanna know how much they FUCK IT UP!!!
I did more laughing in this movie than I did in a comedy film. That is saying something, since this was supposed to be a romance book--though it lacked in romance, plot, good characters, and a mature creator--epic fail by Stephenie Meyer and that dumb chick who decided to make the movie. What's her name?
it didn't lack in romance, it's all about romance, the fact you say such things bout the book tells me that you didn't even read the book, in my case i DID read the book and i DO think they are way better than the movies but how can you take the movie serious if ur laughing before even have watched the movie, that proves that ur opinion is being lead by others and that ur just another person with a lack of intelligence cos it isn't stephenie meyer who failed it's the movie producer who failed
@inuke123 I read the book before watching the movie, and this has got to be the first time that a book and a movie are on the same level in the shit meter. This comment is completely laughable; for one, if I knew nothing of this franchise, I wouldn't have commented on it. Two; I've read thousands of romance novels, and this does nothing but pale in comparison. Lack of intelligence? Coming from someone who can't type properly or put up an argument. That's rich. Go back to school, moron.
@inuke123 I read all of the books. There is nothing romantic about them or this movie. Therefore, it lacks romance. And considering I had no idea what Twilight was about UNTIL I saw the movie, I didn't go in "laughing at it before I watched it" and actually tried to take it seriously at first. Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about and you certainly know nothing about me, let alone my level of intelligence. Go snort your pixie sticks elsewhere.
i dont like the way you did the video... personally i loved the books but when i saw the movies i was so incredibly dissapointed i have never hated a movie more. i would agree with your choice but i would have put the scenes in a different order. and you should have just played them, skip the commentary next time.
Twilight sucks, a whole lot, but you bothered me a lot more than the scenes you showed. You aren't funny or clever and your commentary and long drawn out pauses were extremely uncomfortable. You should have just shown those scenes without talking or showing yourself. Please never upload another video of yourself. I would rather read every book and watch every film than have to watch another 30 seconds of you being awkward and stupid on camera. I dislike you quite strongly. Good day bitch.
@BinFinBogi It's always a bad idea to let people know what bothers you. more often than none they'll do it just to spite you. Can't wait for you to see my next video. ;)
@ASmilingMalice Jokes on you. I'm keeping mine eyeballs and thine eardrums and all of thouest senses so that thee can......I forgot any more old timey terms. I MEAN YE OLDE TYMEY I WAS JOKING I NEVER FORGET ANYTHING
geez, i thought this video was quite hilarious really! i mean, come on! you gotta admit that acting in the twilight movie was preeetty bad. especially from kristen chick's character.
i mean, i'm just amazed that smilingmalice managed to narrow it down to just 11! :3
btw, i also liked smilingmalice's commentary was funny! i especially like how she pointed how unfunny bella's character is...despite what everyone else would like to say.
You are a brave woman. I mean you have to sit through this nightmare just to show us how bad it is. Also, if people are so bothered with that someone hates twilight. Don't fucking click on videos that offends them! Either way good job!
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if u don't like the movies/books, why the heck are you watching the movies and why are you even bothering to reed the books?? telling us that twilight sucks? bet your life sucks to.. Don't like it? leave it alone, don't pay attention to it, or make some stupid video about the movie...... write you own book or something, or go get a haircut.
I like your hair
bulinho05 2 weeks ago
"We consider ourselves vegetarian vampires. We only survive on the blood of animals."
THAT'S NOT F*CKING VEGETARIAN! Vegetarians do not eat ANY meat. Sucking the blood of animals...is still considered carnivorous!
If he's a vegetarian vampire, I'm a vegetarian who loves burgers, bacon, chicken, etc...
SuperMarkerComicBro 3 weeks ago
Edward: (to Bella) Your scent is like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin.
Me: *evil grin* That's great, because since heroin will eventually kill you, that means that if you spend enough time with Bella, you will eventually die. *evil chuckle* Ehehehehehehehehe! *insane evil laugh* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
MythicalGryphon1 3 weeks ago
@toSTONEiGO Maybe he'll review it in the 2020's.
MythicalGryphon1 3 weeks ago
I'm thinking about seeing the last part of Breaking Dawn for a completely different reason. Because the fanbase for those movies are idiots, and being around them for the last movie could be worth it.
Stephengameholic 1 month ago
your #1 dosnt work cuz thats a reference from the book. it was for the fans. now im not a fan at all, i read the books to laugh at them and your #1 should have been the fact that he glitters. i mean COME ON!!!!! ohhhhhhh a glittery vampire. i want that for my birtghday! siriously. are they for real
isabelsalena 1 month ago
i think ill go watch Dracula and interview with the vampire to recuperate from this...
but the vegetarian thing... that... agh -facepalm-
alli112 1 month ago
The title of the video implies that there are better scenes than these. The movie is like a one giant bad scene.
adrianlindsaylohan 1 month ago
Then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
archangeldan101 1 month ago
0:02 - 0:06 because you sound depressing and look like a goth with blonde hair.
ApocalypticVids 1 month ago
okay easy 1:bella is sooo good at acting the part
2:it has good comedy
3:all the actors in the movie were being very cooperative to make the good movie
4:it is something that could happen! LOL jk
4:EVERYONE in the movies LOVED it
5:BECAUSE I DO!!!!
catdoglover1 2 months ago
@catdoglover1 Troll harder.
ASmilingMalice 2 months ago 11
@catdoglover1 You really suck at trolling, please get off the internet because you dont understand how to do it. Trolling is a street smart for computers.
NsanityIslandProject 1 month ago
Someone needs to go back in time and kill the twilight novelist's mother, so that the author is never born and the books never made. After doing that hitjob, then take care of hitler.
Pax00Imperium 2 months ago
wtf is a "mary-sue-ism"?? Where does that even come from?
Xonx68 2 months ago
Kristen Stewart has the same acting tactics as Shia LaBouf.
thejoachimk 2 months ago
You da best!! xD
Canelitta7 2 months ago
SmilightMalice you're awesome ^0^
loopyloosophie 2 months ago
Kellan Lutz
MasterpieceOfAlex 2 months ago
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catdoglover1 2 months ago
the WHOLE movie was AWESOME and every scene in here would make my top 15.Also,i like ALL of the characters! :D
catdoglover1 2 months ago
@catdoglover1 TWIHARD :|
smoshrokz 2 months ago
@catdoglover1 Okay, that's your opinion, but WHY? give us 5 legit reasons for loving Twilight. ("Edward's hot" and "Bella's pretty" don't count.)
skybluesweatband 2 months ago
worst 'special' effects ever!!! the whole movie has horrible effects-makeup everything....never got the books(wanted to throw those across room) and made it through the first movie only.
2ladybughippies 2 months ago
I'd have put the standoff between the vampires just after the BB game in that list. The way they were stooping and hissing, it was hilarious!
Aiurin 2 months ago
there is only one bad scene in all twilight movies.... it starts at 00:00 and ends @ the credits
DfRaid 2 months ago
really, whats your fucking problem??
HowAreYou61 2 months ago
I've watched this video ten times now and I'm still pissing myself laughing. " if I saw this guy watching me while I slept I'd grab the frikin shotgun".....BANG!! LMFAO
supernaturalawesome1 3 months ago
Ahahaha I love this!! Kristen Stewart couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. And is it just me or does Robert Pattinson make the most hilarious "Derp" face.
StrangeEmily88 3 months ago
Any girl who dislikes Twilight is automatically cool in my book!
johnhamilton08 3 months ago 4
They did wear that shit out fast. She didn't even really do anything to attract those kids attention. Can't wait to see Spill's review of the 4th movie. I know they'll tear it to pieces:D The fact that their making a fourth movie makes me lose all hope for the human race, but the fact that the 4th movie is 2 parts (like the story is actually interesting enough for 2 parts) makes me believe the apocalypes is near.
Pooky1991 3 months ago
the brides a mary sue? i never thought of that.....
cherokeediamond 4 months ago
I love it, when you are stating you dont want to own Twilight and that Meyer can keep it all to herself.:)If she owns anything at all, considering how much she could have possible stolen from other authors.
Aslara 4 months ago
how does a black vampire sparkle?
chrissyV91 4 months ago
you brave, brave woman.
TriTomMaximum 4 months ago
I wish twilight was an old movie so the nostalgia critic could review it
toSTONEiGO 5 months ago 17
@toSTONEiGO Well, Doug did a rant on Breaking Dawn Pt. 1...it's on his website. XD
hpwolf123 3 weeks ago
So bad
BennoRob95 5 months ago
@ASmilingMalice You need to give better responses as to why these scenes are bad. I know it's bad, but had I not seen the film, I would've thought you mentally retarded. You say that the movie is disgusting and terrible and yet you don't give us reasons why. You just show us the scenes and expect us to agree. Twilight is a bad movie, but it is enjoyable in the sense that it is bad, and I'm not an idiot nor do I lack intelligence for not sharing the same opinions as you.
rachiefangs 5 months ago
smilingmalice..you are so stupid....u so like twilght its obvious or u wouldnt have stayed in the movie theatre for the rest of the movie.....on a side note...ur like what, 40 yrs old? and still dissing twilight even though u might have something better to do wiht your time...btw YOUR UGLY...and kristen stewart isnt a bad actress..have u seen the messengers??????? god
momsbug7 5 months ago
@momsbug7 :
And you are...one of these retarded Mothers who like Twilight too much ?
Anyway, if you think her acting is good, then you know jack about acting. At all.
But yeah, I dont know what was funnier, the list or the so "not obvious" references she made to the Nostalgia Critic.
MrRyoogi 5 months ago 3
Love your accent.
cjcool91 5 months ago
man, if you wanted to do a top 11 for this boring shit, you should have just put all the scenes where they all stare at each other, that would be a short top 11 and point out why these movies suck
crcoghill 5 months ago
Thank you, you just made a video that represents nearly all my ideas on why twilight is trashy. The number one was pretty good for number 1 - bad dialogue, bad scenario, bad acting and terrible logical, if Bella if was real, she would need to fucking pack her bags and leave the creeper! Dumb bitch...
patsybob 5 months ago
The main issue with this list is that a top 11 list implies that somehow the first things on the list were somehow least bad than number 1, but everything on this bad was worst on exactly the same level.
And am i the only one who thinks that they try to do Edward's hair the same way they do Angel's hair in Buffy.
ReviewForReel 5 months ago
i REALLY dislike twilight, but, honestly,
the whole vampire and human love story thing sound kinda interesting, but s meyer totally ruined it. did anyone see the Wizards of Waverly Place episode with the vampires vs. wizards or something? that was sooo much better than twilight. seriously, someone should rewrite this and make it good! hmm maybe JK Rowling?
GeeGeeRuby 5 months ago 2
im not even wasting my money on the breaking dawn movies because i know that they'll screw up with some more lame scenes.
seriously wtf? i dont get how this movie is so famous for nooo reason! i mean, k stew, BEST ACTRESS? smh! but people only watc it because they think the guys are 'hot' which they arent.
GeeGeeRuby 5 months ago
It's gratifying to hear people rise up against this trash. The whole time Harry Potter was going down, I was just as horrified, but few spoke out. English professors were saying "They might be recycled nostalgia, but it's great because it'll get kids reading again". Well, it got them reading Twilight, at least. I don't know how the wet dream of a middle-aged masochistic church lady became "youth culture". I do know Bram Stoker would be very, very confused.
TheMagmagoblin 5 months ago
ALL the scenes in Twilight are the worst!
lurch321 5 months ago
7:22-7:43.
Does having your jaw drop in horror and embarrassment knowing that you just wasted several hours of your life watching this crap, and then willing to pay top dollar to have someone lobotomize the memory of this horrible scene suffice?
DemonFoxAkira 6 months ago
At least when Bill and Sookie (from the Southern Vampire Mysteries - for a real vampire see Eric Northman) got together it wasn't some "OMG Sookie I love you and I'm going to stalk you for the rest of your life because humans are so amazing!" It was more like "Yeah... humans are stupid, I was told to seduce you." (ie like a proper vampire - manipulative, selfish, feeds on humans et cetera). Edward take note.
LexLClarkKLuver 6 months ago
"Kristen Stewart: 5 movies, 1 facial expression" - my brother
CowboysandMileyfan 6 months ago 4
7:25-40 I-I am acting!
warrirornunluv801 7 months ago
"The sunlight shows us for what we really are. We are not among the living, and therefore we cannot die. But neither are we dead."
Emper0rH0rde 7 months ago
You bitch more than Bella. some of those scenes were good.
PotawatomiApiwa 7 months ago
5:30 vegetarian vampire............(funny face).........really???? ahahahhaha loved it
06pisca 7 months ago
I think i really begun hating her in that Charlie scene! And it is even worse in the book.
That sparkle scene was just stupid, and it doesn´t make it any better that Edward looks like he is constipated.
Btw. i love your hair!
Sugirer 7 months ago
twilight is sucks... I laughed when I read the book and watch the movie and my friend scolded me because she said it's romantic and blah blah blah.... but yesterday she said that twilight was stupid. good she came to sense...hahaaa
kira38ify 7 months ago
You mean Twilight wasn't a comedy? No wonder everyone looked at me weird whenever I laughed.
XenvasOfSound 7 months ago
I liked the music LOOOOOL
SofiaCaeiro93 7 months ago
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cmarshall497 7 months ago
That gun moment made me laugh! :)
cmarshall497 7 months ago
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I was kinda scared when you said you were thinking about killing yourself.
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cmarshall497 7 months ago
Am I the only person who finds it strange that the only vampire who sparkles in the entire series is Edward? I'm not kidding, he's the only vampire who sparkles in all four books.
Lalabeachbetty 7 months ago
Dude. It's a movie. About Vampires. Therefore, its not realistic. Stop complaining.
Ni5aTheFiveIsSilent 7 months ago
@Ni5aTheFiveIsSilent Dude. It's a movie. About emo sparkling vampires. Normal vampires don't fuckin sparkle and they can't be vegetarians.
gameaddict51 7 months ago
@gameaddict51 well its a book. so different books have different versions of vampires.....
Ni5aTheFiveIsSilent 6 months ago
your rite twilight kills yourbrain cells and has no meaning , it only gets interesing in eclipse coz you get to see seth ;)
Cr4zie3mogurlx 7 months ago
I know how you feel, I absolutely HATE Twilight. It really sucks that my mom and sister love it, 'cuz they keep talking about how awesome edward is, and they keep watching it over and over again!
MsShadowfang101 7 months ago
READ TH BOOK!!!!!
Rebornsrocke 8 months ago
Why are vampires playing baseball? **beep** CAUSE ITS WHAT THEY DO YOU BITCH!!!!!
Rebornsrocke 8 months ago
Kristen is a great actress!!!!!! Its just bella thats like that!!!!!! Get your facts right!!!!
Rebornsrocke 8 months ago
THAT MOVIE IS SOO FREAKIN BAD. You're totally right about everything! thumbs up HATE KRISTEN STEWART BTW
Momoiro0 8 months ago in playlist Movies/TV show scenes
"You're like my own personal brand of heroin." If I ever said that to a girl, I would get slapped in the face.
1805movie 8 months ago 25
In Kristen Stewart's defense with a script / screenplay that bad you can't have a good role she's not that bad of an actress she never had a chance no one did ! She's good in other roles , Pattenson on the other hand sucks !
413punk 8 months ago
The entire film made me want to remove my own entrails with a spork.
AltJackal 8 months ago 3
really cmon REALLY...u r so beyond stupid theres no words.......kristen stewart is SUPPOSED to act like that you retard.......ur probably totally in love with this movie that you dont want anyone to find out........you said that the bed scene was creepy...like anyone would watch YOU sleep...ur so fucking ugly no guy would even date u.......and look at your bedroom you look like you still live with your parents and your like what...60.....i would write more but the characters are limited. U SUCK
momsbug7 8 months ago
@momsbug7 1- Learn to use proper spelling and grammar...quickly
2- You are way late to the party here.
3- Petty insults do not refute ANYTHING
4- By defending KS's acting, you're only furthering the point the SMeyer's writing is terrible
5- Once again, you are way late to the party
You fail at using logic. Insert coin to retry...
MercertheMZ 8 months ago
Jacob got so mad in the Breaking Wind I mean Moon Trailer that he took his shirt off!
DeathByBlunderbuss 8 months ago
you're voice irrtates me.
ChickenTacosDominate 8 months ago
Twilight was created from a 40 year old woman's wet dream, and I read somewhere that she wrote it in a total of 3 months. 3 months!? That's why the plot line, the characters, and the so-called romance is complete shit. Then I thought, if he book could get published, than everyone has a fighting chance to getting some sappy, awfully put together book published. What ever happened to 'Salem's Lot and Dracula. Now, those are real vampires!
rrichter15 8 months ago
Worst scenes = Entire movie...
ronvins 8 months ago 20
@ronvins I was just about to say that as soon as I saw this vid in the suggestions xD
GoThIcWoNdErGIRL 2 months ago
@GoThIcWoNdErGIRL Haha!
ronvins 2 months ago
3:46 SPOT ON that wasn't heartfelt that was a winy bitch complaining about stupid shit.
doggygenesis 8 months ago
I tried to watch it today on Showtime so I could have an educated opinion and I can say this for sure: Twilight made me laugh, albeit unintentionally. I've seen better dialogue and character/plot development in amateur porn. I can't say for sure if Kristen Stewart is a horrible actress or she's so good that she can perfectly depict a character like Bella who completely lacks both emotion and personality. Either way, I'd still rather watch even a Roland Emmerich film than this crap.
ronin6401 8 months ago
6:36
similar to the nostagia critic reaction to the bat credit card
A SPARKLING VAMPIRE?!
FusionAJ93 8 months ago
in the hospital scene when she starts her stammering, i could just picture what Robert Pattinson is thinking 7:34. "Good God she is awful. If Rowling hadn't killed off Cedric I'd be with the cast right now, in the next sequel, having a great laugh at how this series is gonna beat the Harry Potter series. Now i have to do four more crappy sequels with this crappy actress. I'm gonna go jump off that cliff"
MrMatto91 8 months ago
HAHA vegetarian vampire! Movie is SHIT Twilight is SHIT
alerom23471 9 months ago
you're just dissing the story, you should talk to the actual writer ;p
georr 9 months ago
the piggy back scene reminded me of the E.T Flying scene for the oddest reason, don't know why. Lmmfao!
KosaiAvonej 9 months ago
You and I think alike! Twilight SUCKS!
Zuyuri 9 months ago
you missed one. worst acting ever, on the drive back after the near rape scene. there are a bunch of cop cars in front of a building and Kristen delivers the worst line ever. in a completely monotone voice she says "whoa, what is going on." it's as if by this point in the movie she can't even be bothered to try to act. just said.
amak206 9 months ago
lol from 0-33 seconds IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!
Ratededl 10 months ago 5
@Ratededl Why, 'cause I'm hot?
ASmilingMalice 10 months ago
@ASmilingMalice your not hot and your accent is horrible and your not hot dont say that
dontmess106 6 months ago
I don't mind twilight, I quite like it, but I quite agree with you on what the worst scenes were. But I think the hostial scene is number one the worst scene in my opnion.
I think Kristen is a better actress in Speak but yeah in that scene, even I hated it and because I read the books I was a total twilight fan. Books are way better than the moive. I couldn't even understand esclipse when watching the moive.
HMemma547 10 months ago
Q: Why are vampires playing baseball?
A: Because sharks must be jumped!
Bigdavebeast42 10 months ago 16
You have to do the same list for the others please i like ur vídeos u are súper amazing.
TheYeni1450 10 months ago
I don't know how this channel ended up in my sub box, but i'm glad it did.
Subscribed
PS: god bless any braincells that survived through a shitty movie about fairies with a blood fetish
IshootURface 10 months ago
During the whole GODDAMN movie I felt so awkward. I had my hand in front of my eyes the whole time. And holy crap, the actors were just so horrible. I agree with everything you said. The movie, the book.....all of it's horrible.
JessycaKeehl 10 months ago
She was SO mean to Charlie....
CountryGal199813 11 months ago
@CountryGal199813 Not going to lie, I was watching for Charlie to just flat out punch her in the face. Hell, even the Repo Man did that when his shitty daughter was acting up.
ASmilingMalice 10 months ago 25
@ASmilingMalice Yeah. She was just plain cruel to Charlie.
CountryGal199813 8 months ago
@ASmilingMalice You hate Twilight and love Repo?!
I love you!!
Bortfangirl 4 months ago
I'm not completely positive but in the hospital scene I don't think the nasal canual is connected to anything. It's supposed to sit in your nose, loop around your ears and connect below the chin. Just something I noticed whilst I enjoyed this video.
iammarked 11 months ago
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS AMAZING!! and ur right she's a TERRIBLE actress
algerian1000 11 months ago
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Anna Kendrick (Jessica in Tardlight) was so much cooler as Natalie in 'Up In the Air' and some idiots acutally thought she was at the Oscars last year for the Twitard movies. HA!
DimSimToughBitch 11 months ago
Anna Kendrick (Jessica in Tardlight) was so mcuh cooler as Natalie in 'Up In the Air' and some idiots acutally thought she was at the Oscars last year for the Twitard movies. HA!
DimSimToughBitch 11 months ago
aw i was watching this, and my boyfriend was like can you watch something else i don't like what their saying. but i agree with you : ) everyone has their say about things.
homelessrockstars 11 months ago
whoah, no lie this chick looks and sounds almost exactly how i pictured bella after my friend made me read- wait...charolete bronte? really? thats horrible
anteatereaterant 11 months ago
I love your criticisms of 'Twilight'. What would've been cool is if you created A 'Twilight' fan girl giggling, and praising the movies saying 'OH MY GOD THESE ARE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER' for comedic effect. Kinda like Chester A. Bum for The Nostalgia Critic, of 90's Kid for Linkara.
Launchpad05 11 months ago
rofl, this video is way better than watching Twilight XD I was waiting for the right moment to click the like button, and when you said "Kristen Stewart is the worst actress I've ever seen", I knew it was time. Really bad movie, I watched it cause I thought "hey, if everybody is so obsessed with this and it has a cool soundtrack, it can't be bad, can it?". It can, it is terrible, specially the acting.
This video, on the other hand, should have a lot more views, I laughed the entire time ;)
sweetsugarhoney2 11 months ago
The only thing I liked, was the other kids. They were so friendly and nice, but then Pattison came and ruined everything.
Curseco 1 year ago
Something to like about the film: The moment it was over.
Seriously, the books may not be Pride and Prejudice or anything by Charlotte Bronte, but they were a HELL of a lot better than the movies. Worst crap I've ever seen. Totally ruined the whole fandom for me.
MrsPattinson25 1 year ago
the twilight saga should be made into games for the ps3 soo that things can happen the way we want
HorseAnTayLover 1 year ago
YOU SPARKLE??!!
tuclvr4u3 1 year ago
at the hospital scene i quoted Nostalgia Critic: I'm acting.
MrMatto91 1 year ago
i saw a scene in new moon that would make me yell out BULLSHIT. its the scene where Bella has passed out in the woods. Jacob is taking her home WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON! Bella's father just takes her without question.
MrMatto91 1 year ago
I had to laugh when you showed us your reactions when the sparkles was revealed. Especally when you started growling I had to bend down and laugh.
I would have to disagree with Kristen doing bad acting at the hospital, though. I kind of liked how she went back and forth because of the panic she bent through. But except for that, and the fact that Bella had a bad excuse to panic in the first place, I agree with you in all of those scenes. Good job!
Penamesolen 1 year ago
You'd love Vampires Suck. It's a good parody of it. Plus Matt Lanter would play a much better Edward - in my opinion. And they get Bella's twitch right in every scene! Its so good, you should watch it just because it makes fun of twilight! XD
101Xtina 1 year ago
@101Xtina Actually, I have to say that, while I loved that they made a parody, there were too many scenes with the "You're Trying Too Hard" case that it was enjoyable. There were scenes I thought was genius where I laughed, but... others were overdone. Nevertheless, I loved that someone had made a parodu movie, I just didn't think it was as good as it could have been.
Penamesolen 1 year ago
I LOL'd when you made that expression on "vegetarian vampire".
xDDD
TruthKun 1 year ago
i liked twilight the first time i saw but i saw it again and realized it was a piece of shit and this was when i started my hatred for Kristen Stewart....new moon and eclipse were better tho the new director did a good job.....but Kristen Stewart is the worst actress alive next to Taylor swift
shmian10 1 year ago
Thanks girl! Your opinions inspired me so much that I ripped the Twilight books I have into pieces.
MaryHelsing 1 year ago
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JTeamjesters 1 year ago
I was hoping that Edward would explode when he goes into the sunlight...seriously. The sparkling thing got on my nerves the most (next to Kristen's pathetic acting) 'cause he's all pissed off about it as if sparkles will kill us all! Oooo sparkles, I'm sooo scareddd >_< And what was up with him in New Moon for revealing himself in the sun in front of humans? People won't know that he's a vampire just 'cause he sparkles! seriously -__- this franchise fails so much!
JTeamjesters 1 year ago
THANK YOU!!!
Kriten Stewart is THE worst actness...
She didn't put any feelings into the whole movie, and she's one of the major reason why I don't like Twilight.
SakuraKissYuki98 1 year ago
oh and am i the only one that thinks that twilight's getting kinda old? idk it was so...2009, 2009, and a little bit 2010 (around when Eclipse came out)
chichigirrl2 1 year ago
twilight was soooo friggin stupid (but i do like new moon and eclipse). i decided to watch the first movie one day after going, like, 2 years without watching it. i didn't understand why that movie was so...idk..AWKWARD!?!? everyone was awkward. soo many awkward silences wow friggin Catherine whatever the fuck her last name is (and i seriously don't care) FAILED epically the other two were better...
chichigirrl2 1 year ago
@chichigirrl2 I don't know. New Moon was equivalent to me sawing my own arm off with a dull knife. Twilight was retarded as shit but at least Bella wasn't as mopey.
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago 16
@ASmilingMalice
it's crazy because new moon was supposed to be the boring one and bella was actually supposed to be mopey and depressed-looking. but she had more emotion in New Moon than Twilight. in Twilight everyone was just like -__- so that made me look like this -___-"
chichigirrl2 1 year ago
@ASmilingMalice WASN’T AS MOPEY!!! YOU KNOW STEPHANIE MEYERS WROTE THE ENTIRE BOOK JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH BELLA NEEDED EDWARD AND ALL THE WHORE DID IN THE ENTIRE BOOK WAS BITCH AND MOPE! SHE WOULDN’T LEAVE, SHE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE A NUMBER OF TIMES, AND ALL THIS WAS SO SHE COULD HALLUCINATE ABOUT THE FUCKER!!! AND IN THE MOVIES, BELLA HAS THE PERSONALITY AND FLUXUATION OF A FUCKING LOG! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MOPEY AND CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE . . . uh . . . well Stephanie Meyer.
painoftheheart12 8 months ago
@ASmilingMalice she's suppose to be mopey.
PotawatomiApiwa 7 months ago
I had successfully forgotten the whole movie until I just watched this. Forgive me when I had to pause and go make myself a hot chocolate drink to counteract the bile.
Mimi2591 1 year ago
I love the Twilight books BUT
1) cathrine hardwick is a shitty director
2) bella sucks ass, her character gets one my nerves, i wanna hit her
3) kristen stewart sucks ass
4) yes the 1st twilight movie and most of the second sucks, I only watched it cause i loved the books so much (i wish it wasnt in bella pov but..) and after you watch the 1st one you know what happens and you wanna know how much they FUCK IT UP!!!
katraya 1 year ago
Kristen Stewart is a horrible actress, watching her is like watching a plank of wood no... A plank of wood is more entertaining than she is.
ronvins 1 year ago
LOL<3
blankcanvasgirl 1 year ago
The whole movie is shit
marchrabbit85 1 year ago
I've seen a website where the average rating for twilight was 5.5/10 and for new moon, it was 3.8/10. wow, it really is the worst movie ever.
gameaddict51 1 year ago
@gameaddict51 WHAT?! That's preposterous!... Why are the average ratings not 1/10?
JoshGrobansLady 1 year ago
@JoshGrobansLady There were some that gave it a 1/10. Some gave it a 0.
gameaddict51 1 year ago
A TOP 20???? WHY NOT THE WHOLE MOVIE
areposo 1 year ago 2
@areposo HOMG WHAT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD LIKE 20 TIMES ALREADY LOL
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago 2
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@ASmilingMalice and what does that tell you
areposo 1 year ago
I did more laughing in this movie than I did in a comedy film. That is saying something, since this was supposed to be a romance book--though it lacked in romance, plot, good characters, and a mature creator--epic fail by Stephenie Meyer and that dumb chick who decided to make the movie. What's her name?
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago
it didn't lack in romance, it's all about romance, the fact you say such things bout the book tells me that you didn't even read the book, in my case i DID read the book and i DO think they are way better than the movies but how can you take the movie serious if ur laughing before even have watched the movie, that proves that ur opinion is being lead by others and that ur just another person with a lack of intelligence cos it isn't stephenie meyer who failed it's the movie producer who failed
inuke123 1 year ago
@inuke123 I read the book before watching the movie, and this has got to be the first time that a book and a movie are on the same level in the shit meter. This comment is completely laughable; for one, if I knew nothing of this franchise, I wouldn't have commented on it. Two; I've read thousands of romance novels, and this does nothing but pale in comparison. Lack of intelligence? Coming from someone who can't type properly or put up an argument. That's rich. Go back to school, moron.
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago
@inuke123 I read all of the books. There is nothing romantic about them or this movie. Therefore, it lacks romance. And considering I had no idea what Twilight was about UNTIL I saw the movie, I didn't go in "laughing at it before I watched it" and actually tried to take it seriously at first. Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about and you certainly know nothing about me, let alone my level of intelligence. Go snort your pixie sticks elsewhere.
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago
"You're like a drug to me ... my own personal brand of heroin."
Take. The. Hint.
But seriously, who comes up with this crap?!
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago
i dont like the way you did the video... personally i loved the books but when i saw the movies i was so incredibly dissapointed i have never hated a movie more. i would agree with your choice but i would have put the scenes in a different order. and you should have just played them, skip the commentary next time.
lilali55 1 year ago
@lilali55 That would be lazy. I'm better than that. ;)
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago
YOU SPARKLE!!!!!! HHMMMMM
JAJAJAJAJAJA THAT WAS AWSOOMEEE
anagabba 1 year ago
Twilight sucks, a whole lot, but you bothered me a lot more than the scenes you showed. You aren't funny or clever and your commentary and long drawn out pauses were extremely uncomfortable. You should have just shown those scenes without talking or showing yourself. Please never upload another video of yourself. I would rather read every book and watch every film than have to watch another 30 seconds of you being awkward and stupid on camera. I dislike you quite strongly. Good day bitch.
BinFinBogi 1 year ago
@BinFinBogi It's always a bad idea to let people know what bothers you. more often than none they'll do it just to spite you. Can't wait for you to see my next video. ;)
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago
@ASmilingMalice I WON'T WATCH I WOULD RATHER DIE I'M OFF TO PUNCTURE MY EAR DRUMS AND PLUCK OUT THINE EYEBALLS JUST IN CASE
BinFinBogi 1 year ago
@BinFinBogi Here's hoping. It could only improve the situation.
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago
@ASmilingMalice Jokes on you. I'm keeping mine eyeballs and thine eardrums and all of thouest senses so that thee can......I forgot any more old timey terms. I MEAN YE OLDE TYMEY I WAS JOKING I NEVER FORGET ANYTHING
BinFinBogi 1 year ago
@BinFinBogi You're also not funny, not clever, and undoubtably braindead.
ASmilingMalice 1 year ago
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@ASmilingMalice I WON'T WATCH I WOULD RATHER DIE I'M OFF TO PUNCTURE MY EAR DRUMS AND PLUCK OUT THINE EYEBALLS JUST IN CASE
BinFinBogi 1 year ago
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BinFinBogi 1 year ago
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@ASmilingMalice I WON'T WATCH I WOULD RATHER DIE I'M OFF TO PUNCTURE MY EAR DRUMS AND PLUCK OUT THINE EYEBALLS JUST IN CASE
BinFinBogi 1 year ago
@BinFinBogi
geez, i thought this video was quite hilarious really! i mean, come on! you gotta admit that acting in the twilight movie was preeetty bad. especially from kristen chick's character.
i mean, i'm just amazed that smilingmalice managed to narrow it down to just 11! :3
btw, i also liked smilingmalice's commentary was funny! i especially like how she pointed how unfunny bella's character is...despite what everyone else would like to say.
ccrstarpanda 1 year ago
You are a brave woman. I mean you have to sit through this nightmare just to show us how bad it is. Also, if people are so bothered with that someone hates twilight. Don't fucking click on videos that offends them! Either way good job!
XDceleratepwnage 1 year ago
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SteephOu 1 year ago
BTW, I love the Dad D8
0Krusnik0 1 year ago 2
ILY *Subs*
0Krusnik0 1 year ago
if u don't like the movies/books, why the heck are you watching the movies and why are you even bothering to reed the books?? telling us that twilight sucks? bet your life sucks to.. Don't like it? leave it alone, don't pay attention to it, or make some stupid video about the movie...... write you own book or something, or go get a haircut.
no offence
fleurskie22 1 year ago