I gave MsGaddafi hepatitis C when we had stab wound sex. I got it from Angela Lansbury who got it from MC Vagina who got it from Dave Thomas on the gravitron. Garry Shandling can testify to this. He was present during all four transmissions but does not have hepatitis C. He instead has gonorrhea and absolutely loves the gravitron.
scusi if my english is approximative, but i'm a borad's friend from Ouzbékistan , near Kazakhstan.... in the extreme oriental part of the Ouzbékistan, so Borad refuse to present me Pamela... if you can present me Pamela, all the extrem oriental part of Ouzbékistan, will appreciate a lot.... i think Borad is a jealous guy ! thanks !
good stuff, never would have bothered if you hadn't msged me. Happy I checked it out, now subscribed. Entertaining an audience is the best drug there is, eh Tim?
I'm sure there has to be another dimention to that joke :D Where the three 'better halves' of the gene eventually die, leaving behind Yoko, Courtney and Hep C to irritate us (as Pam will eventually die but STDs will remain) Would take some thought to construct the joke though as it would have two main punchlines. This version is genius though :-DDD
Hey txlee1, I got a funny dream after watching your videos, I was a toddler and I was being indoctrinated in a religious school with powerpoint by a bunch of crazy nones, them I decided to rebel so I convinced my peers to do the same with a powerpoint presentation, so you can figure why the rebelion didn't work. Powerpoint is DANGEROUS!!!
Tim Lee is a riot, really, more fun than a box of something I can't name here. Hey Tim, I went through Customs at Sydney Int'l Airport right behind Pamela Anderson and you know what? She is really pretty and really nice. Haha, I've actually met her you snipe! Love always, you know who I am.
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
its funny because its an original brand of comedy that is much more clever and intelligent than the comedy we are all used to. its refreshing.
btw: I'm not American in case u wondered if i were defending them. I honestly don't care about yout comment with the yankees. I just care about your comment about this sort of comedy.
@txlee1 I've been overwhelmed by cursing comics. Your stand up is witty and refreshing.
brooklynstudio 11 months ago
hahaha
popprincess6253 1 year ago
at 0:27 there is a pamela's picture... subliminal message?
ferocibus 1 year ago
@ferocibus If it's right in the middle, you can choose it as still image
Mallemaster 1 year ago
@ferocibus misleading thumbnail
TheSSSFilms 1 year ago
@MsGaddafi hey! fuck off cunt!
lockwoodisafaggot 1 year ago
you are so funny and intelligent. what a combo. hope you do well. I subscribed and am eager to see your new material
rjtaylor1241 1 year ago
would I risk Hepatitus C? not likely...lol
very funny
cheers Gary :--)
ivebeenthere1 1 year ago
I gave MsGaddafi hepatitis C when we had stab wound sex. I got it from Angela Lansbury who got it from MC Vagina who got it from Dave Thomas on the gravitron. Garry Shandling can testify to this. He was present during all four transmissions but does not have hepatitis C. He instead has gonorrhea and absolutely loves the gravitron.
MrSteebies 1 year ago
phd comedy.....cool,I can laugh and get smart at the same time.
tomkatseven 1 year ago
lol, this is so true
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
Romantic Brothers FLOWERS! Real situation Summerhit about World!!
Germtrancsuperman 1 year ago
i like it.•*´¨)SUPER cool.•*´¨)i like it:D
kumgibi1 1 year ago
I am writing a comment here, though writing a YouTube comment is, in truth, utterly nonsensical.
This is my comment, and it's a waste of time.
P.S. I rated the video (five stars) and gave everyone a thumb up. See how this will affect your lives.
BrianaBangz 1 year ago
@BrianaBangz yes you were right , the moral is , don't comment .. unless u want a friend New Zealand .. lol
moojg 1 year ago
@moojg I do want one - and a subscriber, too.
I am writing a(nother) comment here, though writing a YouTube comment is, in truth, utterly nonsensical.
This is my (other) comment, and it's a waste of time.
BrianaBangz 1 year ago
@BrianaBangz Great job!
TheScienceguy77 1 year ago
@BrianaBangz you affected mine. i laughed.
tmac9938 1 year ago
5 stars
MrHolyDas 1 year ago 5
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She is a BITCH!! Did you see her sex tape? U can see the full sextape uncensored at xrude. net
frabklopo6 2 years ago
nice sense of humor in your videos. it's a clever way to have a funny time.
chinoseee 2 years ago 5
finally humor for us science junkies!! keep it up !
strogenm 2 years ago 3
@strogenm
yeah normal humour is too simple ..right ?
internetTOUGHGUY1000 1 year ago
haha xD
TheFlash07 2 years ago 3
that was actually really funny!!!
jordingle 2 years ago 3
Saying hello to one of the brightest comics out there...you prove you can tell a joke with class, intelligence....and timing!
Love ya!
LisaJMoore 2 years ago 3
loooooooooool
BillyBoyJuniorSun 2 years ago 2
genetics has alwys been my fave subject.. :)
heeromistress 2 years ago 2
lol pamela a and hep c..tough call..
Revrin743 2 years ago 2
Bahahahaha, gotta say, this is pretty much my favorite punchline of all your videos which I've watched so far. The comedic timing was just perfect.
Cin682 2 years ago
hilarious
Daracus 2 years ago
more good stuff!
Uouttooo 2 years ago
laughed my ass off
Lithuaniandude01 2 years ago
diseased half retarded peta whore.
sorry hate that bitch , funny video man ure timing is a little dry butt damn funny concept
Tothmacher 2 years ago
Man....., you've just ruined my Pammy fantasy.
Norm1011616 2 years ago
ha ha ha goood
Broach1988 2 years ago
Hahahaha..... Pamela N Hepatitis C.... Marah gak yah dia klo liat ini???
Nice!!!
vinabugis 2 years ago
All great !!!
almajoker 2 years ago
Good one
ScarlettKnights 2 years ago
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bcimda 2 years ago 4
Loved the Kurt Cobain reference. lol
Irock124 2 years ago
Dude, you are hilarious!! Thank you for being a 21st Century Comic in every sense of the world. You pick up where Carlin left off.
rbix 2 years ago
haaha john=yoko. yes, did not notice
anijijapan1975 2 years ago
science & comedy = brilliant
hefong2007 2 years ago 2
hehehe
BakedJelly 2 years ago
Do I smell subliminal messaging? 0:27
sammbic 2 years ago
I've noticed it in all his videos.
sldeyo 2 years ago
It's not a subliminal message, they put it in to show up on the video tumbnail. It's very short, so you're not bothered by it.
And besides, what kind of subliminal message would a picture of Pamela Anderson be?
deedee2413 2 years ago
I don't know why, but that frame is added so it ends up being the thumbnail for the video.
Most make it more than 1 frame so it is obvious.
pmarceau 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
WOOXXROFLXXHOO 2 years ago
5 STAR thanks
patrick061 2 years ago
"what u get from pamela anderson (pause) is pamela anderson and hepatitis c" LMAO...i wasn't expecting that, very funny my man!
konata752 2 years ago
A quick and to-the-point bit, great laugh.
tallercaller 2 years ago
lol...
arcticMUD 2 years ago
*giggle-snort*
empertet 2 years ago
*****Very clever!
h8liver 2 years ago
Hahaha fantastic
Thank you my dear
5 STAR
ZANKO11 2 years ago
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scusi if my english is approximative, but i'm a borad's friend from Ouzbékistan , near Kazakhstan.... in the extreme oriental part of the Ouzbékistan, so Borad refuse to present me Pamela... if you can present me Pamela, all the extrem oriental part of Ouzbékistan, will appreciate a lot.... i think Borad is a jealous guy ! thanks !
karmadeloco 2 years ago
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karmadeloco 2 years ago
jaja! Excelente!
Saludos
GERMANETCHEVERRY 2 years ago
jajaja it is funny bc now i know i have hepatitis c
alfredbites 2 years ago
haha lol
wowmattowns2 2 years ago
lol! science teacher!
andydo2007vietnam 2 years ago
funny lol
and your cute :]
RockxChickx666 2 years ago
that's so funny!
"hipititis c" lol
BOWTIES01 2 years ago
Good stuff Tim!
darklighter1 2 years ago
hmm...
spoken4inChrist 3 years ago
LOL
very original
polarbear49er 3 years ago
Dude I lost my mom from hepatitis C!!!!
Talkinhorn 3 years ago
123
adamdawson2009 3 years ago
good stuff, never would have bothered if you hadn't msged me. Happy I checked it out, now subscribed. Entertaining an audience is the best drug there is, eh Tim?
ClintKarnage 3 years ago
Wait a second... he messaged ME and told ME that he was MY best friend! That WHORE!
KermitForPresident 2 years ago
I feel just as betrayed.....
conrad2468 2 years ago
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PammieChan 2 years ago
Omg! He called me His Youtube Friend! );
PammieChan 2 years ago
me2!!!
gaaaay fag
vinkie35 2 years ago
Lol! XD D; :3 Well he can have more than just 1 friend I guess xD LOL
PammieChan 2 years ago
Haha! Ok subscribed!
ruthie5j 3 years ago
lol pamela anderson lol!!!
xxxdarkmexxx 3 years ago
cooooool
elroi92 3 years ago
ah those stds and their shennigans *shakes head and smiles*
evan573 3 years ago
LOL!! true..
etiolated 3 years ago
haha "whatchu what is kurt cobain, but what you get is..kurt and courtney
JakeEwing5 3 years ago
I love to see someone with a PHd actually using there power for good! Absolutely hilarious!
arcaneheretic 3 years ago
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hey faggots go suck a fat dick pooftas.
liampwnzorasaurus 3 years ago
The Lennon Principle, that's a good one. :)
zepper72 3 years ago 13
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Id still fuck her brains out though. All day, and all night, just fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
MetallicSoap 3 years ago
Hahahaha! Me to STDs Here I come
ballsimhornylol 3 years ago
You got it Tim...the punchline was a kick!
sations3 3 years ago
I'm sure there has to be another dimention to that joke :D Where the three 'better halves' of the gene eventually die, leaving behind Yoko, Courtney and Hep C to irritate us (as Pam will eventually die but STDs will remain) Would take some thought to construct the joke though as it would have two main punchlines. This version is genius though :-DDD
prfctday 3 years ago
The PowerPoint stuff is fuckin' genius! Six years of college paid off! Well... at least I hope it does, lol!
QuickChick01 3 years ago
Pamela Anderson + Hep C... lol. The power point is a cool idea.
dannyboy10721 3 years ago 3
Hey txlee1, I got a funny dream after watching your videos, I was a toddler and I was being indoctrinated in a religious school with powerpoint by a bunch of crazy nones, them I decided to rebel so I convinced my peers to do the same with a powerpoint presentation, so you can figure why the rebelion didn't work. Powerpoint is DANGEROUS!!!
tufituto 3 years ago
You are a funny guy! I like the power point stand up!
joose89 3 years ago
!!I would still rail her!!
DRUNKMUSICIAN 3 years ago
Bummer that his shows are so short. Haha, well would be nice if he could make his vids have more then one or two jokes. 5 would be great.
zloivolk 3 years ago
This is the first thing in a while I have seen that I wholeheartedly agree with.
KurosenvsGrither 3 years ago
Il y a un ouiseaux dans ma sal de bin
monsoonostrich 3 years ago
great
vsenderov 3 years ago
take it!!! good job man.
lyzzardking 3 years ago
hahaha, very funny
tiberux 3 years ago
very cooool! a different way to perform comdey! i like!
84sammy48 3 years ago
very funny
robglobetrotter 3 years ago
lol
kingdomofkids 3 years ago
Funny.
philipbabb 3 years ago
at least there is a vaccine for hepatitis C, cuz there is not one for Yoko Ono! LOL
eyemzick 3 years ago 13
very bright and funny. I love all of your powerpoints. You make statistics and genetics fun. (BS in Biology) thanks
LUZJD 3 years ago
i don't like yoko but john was cool
missingremote 3 years ago
highly amusing :)
616newcrossroad 3 years ago
LOL Nice
beardz22 3 years ago
only hepatitis C? i would concider you lucky then...
abscondi69 3 years ago 3
LOL..you are problably right:)
*****
:)
Hilde
Lillemy1 3 years ago
Haha man that was great.
Bonsai006 3 years ago
Lol!
AnnieC88 3 years ago
teh comdi caan maek U laaf
maniascity 3 years ago
Pam rulesss
RillyMonsterZero 3 years ago
I love this.
macromeat 3 years ago
very funny
TheCubicle 3 years ago
xD
thats funny
isabelkrixtina 3 years ago
haha i was expecting pamela anderson n tommy lee n then hepetits C shows up lol
PlagueOfCorruption 3 years ago
Tim Lee is a riot, really, more fun than a box of something I can't name here. Hey Tim, I went through Customs at Sydney Int'l Airport right behind Pamela Anderson and you know what? She is really pretty and really nice. Haha, I've actually met her you snipe! Love always, you know who I am.
LuvKlutch 3 years ago
This is hilarious.
notmyselfusee 3 years ago
hahah :-)
hugs too you!
jakm684ona 3 years ago
meh...
sarahlauren22 3 years ago
hahahahha :o)
julie2rey 3 years ago
Amazing :D
mawianacosta 3 years ago
hilarious!
TheMissingLink94 3 years ago
I love it. LMAO.
AbbeyRoad67 3 years ago
Brilliant
TT67X 3 years ago
Lol
iimdania78 3 years ago
lmfao.
Asianguitarkid13 3 years ago
i laugh so hard a feel down from my chair XD
Simson91 3 years ago
fuckkk courtney.
i love kurt.. <3
Jennifashow 3 years ago
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Katlynn888 3 years ago
I actually like Yoko Ono.
dankitti 3 years ago
ur funny man keep it up
dawitt01 3 years ago
cruel, but funny :)
bendertl31 3 years ago 2
Good stuff. I have to pass this one on to some friends. Keep up the good humor. We want MORE!!!
beatlebabys 3 years ago
that is the best joke ive heard in a while
cledusjones 3 years ago
Awesome, 5 stars.
1ot23 3 years ago
Factual humor is a new EXEL Power Point Humor! I experienced similar issues when in the information industry as practical jokes when working
mrantonsen 3 years ago
Pam anderson and hep c, now thats funny as hell. I almost peed!!!
waterdogtx915 3 years ago
funny
eggsk8er15 3 years ago
really funny,5***** i'm subscribing to your videos!!!
TheWirelessEcosystem 3 years ago
Great job 5/5 stars
KrnBlackWannabe 3 years ago
good stuff...lol :)
littlegrllost 3 years ago
gnarly, hep.c & pam
jocbaker69 3 years ago
Great :):)
OnlyOneOcean 3 years ago
hhhhhaaaahhhaaaa!!!
nitsan323 3 years ago
MUCHO INGENIO!desde Barcelona
ladyjilomat 3 years ago
very funny!5*****!
strawberryfields1982 3 years ago
oh no...now youtube thinks i'm a spammer -- i'm not, i just love your videos.
MelindaAugustina 3 years ago
that was good
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
just curious.. do you do any improv?
taragolden 3 years ago
laughed my ass off
spikenk52 3 years ago
I don't even want Pamela Anderson. From the waist up, she's all fucked up (especially from the neck up).
(Side note: about a 2% chance of transmitting Hep-C via sex.)
ueberRegenbogen 3 years ago
hahaha
sugarmagnolia731 3 years ago
Finaly refreshing comedy:)
<3
lizka4ever 3 years ago 2
pretty funny
FueledByRock 3 years ago
haha
omg303 3 years ago
pause on 28 and if you get it right a picture comes up.....YOUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING DOESNT AFFECT MEEEEE!! oh wait it does
conrad2468 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! thats great!
SkaRocksYea 3 years ago
Cool!!!!
topelius81 3 years ago
that was funny!
PinkZombieStudios 3 years ago
good video
nelsonAnaya2021 3 years ago
u americans have the wierdest sense of humour ever. Wots funny about Hepititus c? It was jus boring.
pentopaperproduction 3 years ago
its funny because its an original brand of comedy that is much more clever and intelligent than the comedy we are all used to. its refreshing.
btw: I'm not American in case u wondered if i were defending them. I honestly don't care about yout comment with the yankees. I just care about your comment about this sort of comedy.
dmi33 3 years ago 2
dude I would so let her give me that disease... :)
TrueToonKilla 3 years ago
hilarious. Im lovin the powerpoint twist.
Clanmemberkalvin 3 years ago
Classic
ZombieBabyDoll 3 years ago
very funny stuff :)
kgkirtland 3 years ago
awsome
juantarallo 3 years ago
ha ha ha
PattyKakes17 3 years ago
Superb. Short and effective. avoid thelong sketches. Keep it simple and it'll beperfect.
nunotuna 3 years ago 2
haha
jantheempress 3 years ago
sei fortee!!
zaveth 3 years ago
Never knew how plastic was genetic matterial.
cycimian 3 years ago
Haha, you made me laugh. Damn good work.
gGuardian2099 3 years ago
So True *****
loserGhero 3 years ago
why do you have subliminal shit in your videos
mrc0olguy 3 years ago
wondering about that
wasn't syure if it was britney spears or what.
why?
Arcolithe 3 years ago
it isnt a subliminal message it is the picture of pamela. it looks like a glitch.
jtyranus 3 years ago
i liked it, it was good
willausten 3 years ago 2
damn good
Frat333 3 years ago 2
you are terrific. i can see the influences of the people you admire but your work is unique and is truly funny. the thinking person's comedian.
kloptop 3 years ago