I.. was in a car crash a few months ago. I was driving 43 mph, I looked at the back seat, cuz my dog was really sick and went off-road after 5 accidental NFS like drifts. The car flipped on it's head and hit a tree. Thank God we're OK! The car is totalled. My sister got real mad. I'm 21 and still a student driver. lol, The end.
i was with my dad in hte truck and when we were going to turn on the highway and old guy that was in front went straight out in front in B double doing 100k/h and nearly crashed
My driving instructor was a 60 year old Pakistani gentleman. I couldn't understand anything he said, so I just drove into the closest building. I passed the test.
i was coming down from pa and my grand father hit a semi becous he fell like half asleep,but thank god i had my seat belt on but my dog slid into me poor thing,he is scared to death or the car now......
When i had a driving instructor, he grabbed my steering wheel and pulled me off the road for no reason, worst ive seen, 70 car pile up on the interstate 4 in Florida
okay, so i was driving down the freeway with my dad and there was an 80 year woman driving alone in a little kia, and she was driving on the WRONG SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY and people made a big traffic jam and everyone was waving their hands trying to signal to her that she was on the wrong side... then two transport trucks came in front of her *--*
*HIGHWAY 60MP/H* the two cars in front of us stopped suddenly, we brake, lucky we had our belts locked, a small car behind us brakes and bumps us a little, then, a suv totally crashes in the car behind us and (oh f you physics) forget the bumper, the entire trunk was decently caved in. no wounded nor dead :D
Just yesterday I saw a cop almost hit another cop, then one cop turns on his sirens and speeds away while the other cop pulls over for a bit and then turns down a side street. And there was and I cream truck there too
Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it
yeah where is fluffee i thumbs up his video but he isnt getting all up in my boobs.......sooooo fluffee if you are reading this how much are you talking to grab my boobs, money is no object
@nawang9876 do you live in North Carolina? Just wondering. My friend's stepdad just died on his motorcycle. So, He did it a few days ago. So I'm just asking. :)
At first i was thinkin no i shouldnt leave two stories but then i thought.. THIS IS AMERICA a free country:) i guess i will two stories:) yellin at homless guy from the back of meh friends car .. First i said it just the right tone for him to here me.. Hey stranger.. Then when i saw he wasnt gonna give me his attention.. I yelled reallllly loud HEY STRANGER!! Right then the homeless guy with the dirty stuffs on sprints ... SPRINTS at our car .. So were all like holy shit holy shit!! Homeless gu
Two months ago totaled my first car :) bringin meh friend home the ole fun swimmin pool.. But what happend to my commen sence?! Idk!! Cuz at the moment i didnt see why i shouldnt go 40 on a dirt road so i did:) my intention wasnt to slide and hit a tree but hey it happens:) oh and even though i wrote smile smaces im not really happy about it! Still grounded yay :)
a girl i know posted on facebook and she was like "i feel stupid today i tried to turn my turn signal on and I accidentally turned the windshield wipers on" oh and she took a permit test online and googled all the questions and still failed...
Yesterday a truck somehow crashed into a power .. thingy... and took out the power in my neighbourhood. D< With my addiction to the internet and loss of access to it, I was nearly driven insane with boredom and have thus sworn to get my revenge!
WELL I WAS DRIVING A GOLF CART AND I ACCIDENTALLY RAMMED INTO MY DADS CAR BUSTING THE ENTIRE FRONT OF THE GOLF CART KNOCKING ALL THE LIGHTS OUT AND MAKING A SERIOUS DENT IN MY DADS CAR AND I WAS LIKE 11 WHEN THAT HAPPENED
I saw a hobo and I told my mom to pull over so I could give him some $ then my mom kept driving and I was bein annoying on porpose and my gram slapped my leg so I punched her in the nose(:
all that comes to mind is that accident a week ago where I saw a crashed motorcycle on fire...that was pretty sweet till we found out that the guy died...
wait...so does that mean i would have to pay you, for you to grab my boobs? cuz i would do that. yup, i would. lol. Fluffee, you have my consent to grab my boobs.
he got a suspended 12-month jail sentence, plus 240 hours community work at Plymouth Crown Court. He must sign the Sex Offenders Register for ten years.
Once a car caught on fire right in front of my yard and it exploded several times...and that same night an old lady crashed her car into a tree in my yard...she wasn't hurt though.
Then on MLK day 2010 real late at night,this couple was speeding on a road that I lived on,and they hit some rocks in the yard across the street and they got hurt bad.There was a baby in the car,too.
Fluffee is THAT nigga.
mikeistrippinondrugs 1 week ago
TEACHIN PEOPLE HOW TO DRIVE GETS ME STIFF! lmaooooo
LuciidDreaming 2 weeks ago
its weird how both the top comments have almost the same thing and almost the same name..... o.0
dvdisadog 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks 8
Any chance you could do a warning type video in a normal voice so that people in English speaking countries could understand it, cheers.
DAMURR24 1 month ago
you have really pretty eyes ._.
BBQCharizard 1 month ago
my bus driver being slow as fuck
TheOntarioguy420 1 month ago
I.. was in a car crash a few months ago. I was driving 43 mph, I looked at the back seat, cuz my dog was really sick and went off-road after 5 accidental NFS like drifts. The car flipped on it's head and hit a tree. Thank God we're OK! The car is totalled. My sister got real mad. I'm 21 and still a student driver. lol, The end.
MrHankeyy 1 month ago
"those are your tittays!" hahahah i love you so much(:
PaigeIsMyName64 1 month ago
i was with my dad in hte truck and when we were going to turn on the highway and old guy that was in front went straight out in front in B double doing 100k/h and nearly crashed
Rusty1591 1 month ago
O O WELL I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY DAD AND SOME forin dude started cusing at us ... no idea what he was saying XD
yellowfang456 1 month ago
a car did one of those movie flips rhight in front of me snd than a hand came out the window
conallsgaming2 1 month ago in playlist fl
Teachin ppl how to drive gets meh stiff
WTF
TheAcostello 2 months ago
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''Yeah, I called your bluff pick a nut bitch!'' I love you!!!
SimplyBEASTIN12 2 months ago
i c alot of car crashes were i live. which means i do NOT live in jersey shore!
CREATIVEART100 2 months ago
love it. "those are your titties" lmfao like for real
MsLady4you 2 months ago
When Stefano Is On The Trampoline, He Will Put His Face In Your Crotch (no joke)
IHateStefano 2 months ago
the top comments are the same... that's cool...
lonelyjuliet101 2 months ago 5
DRIVING INSTRUCTIN GETS ME STIFF
boomwacker101 2 months ago
Fav part- those r ur tittays and u shouldn't be letting some man get all up on them without u wanting it ! LMFAO
itssydniehun 2 months ago 3
"those are your TITTAYS!"
sirenalol 3 months ago 4
i would ram all of the cars and be like "i just got raped, its not my fault!"
LPSfan128 3 months ago
"those are your titaaes" XD
OutLoudLove 4 months ago 4
stop giving me ideas fluffee I'm about to go to driving school... crashing a car seems fun... i'm not crazy -_-
dazedgal 4 months ago
anybody find it odd that the to comments are the same?!??
chococolatebarber 4 months ago
haha titayyyyas
nurdacious1 4 months ago
molester is my best friends fave new word
pinklollipops56 4 months ago
you live at a quznos pizza
tristanbirgen 4 months ago
LOLZ RAPE RAPE?!!!
theCHA70 4 months ago
the worst/ funniest wreck i saw was an old dude crashed his car into the pharmacy building. it was funny as hell he was trying to steal meds hahaha
rayrayjuggalo21 4 months ago
Pick a nutt bitch!
YoungBlaze777 4 months ago
PICK A NUT, BITCH. I <3 that
BVBArmyMember 5 months ago
a car was parked on the sibe if a store and while the owner in the store the car caught on fire and people were just watching it burn
AshyliaJ 5 months ago
fluffee would be the best if smosh didnt exist :D
pokebobstupid 5 months ago 2
My driving instructor was a 60 year old Pakistani gentleman. I couldn't understand anything he said, so I just drove into the closest building. I passed the test.
tzdeskins1 5 months ago
"PIck a nut bitch !" LOOOL God he always makes my day xD
HisEpikBabe 5 months ago
Lmao! This guy is hilarious(:
1022Tyler 5 months ago
i was coming down from pa and my grand father hit a semi becous he fell like half asleep,but thank god i had my seat belt on but my dog slid into me poor thing,he is scared to death or the car now......
Disneygirly1982 5 months ago
When i had a driving instructor, he grabbed my steering wheel and pulled me off the road for no reason, worst ive seen, 70 car pile up on the interstate 4 in Florida
FlutterFox77 5 months ago
okay, so i was driving down the freeway with my dad and there was an 80 year woman driving alone in a little kia, and she was driving on the WRONG SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY and people made a big traffic jam and everyone was waving their hands trying to signal to her that she was on the wrong side... then two transport trucks came in front of her *--*
theriault60 5 months ago
*HIGHWAY 60MP/H* the two cars in front of us stopped suddenly, we brake, lucky we had our belts locked, a small car behind us brakes and bumps us a little, then, a suv totally crashes in the car behind us and (oh f you physics) forget the bumper, the entire trunk was decently caved in. no wounded nor dead :D
benybeny420 5 months ago
Lmfao!! "Yeah i called your bluff pick a nut bitch!" Ohh Fluffee! ♥
TheAlexandra211 5 months ago 48
yeah called ur bluff pick a nut bitch! LOL
adamchangy 5 months ago
pick a nut bitch XD
Eli45654 5 months ago
a 18 wheeler doin a u turn in the middle of the street
bellacullen124 5 months ago
DO YOU KNOW RAY WILLAM JHONSON fluffy?
hmvwhjx2 5 months ago
fluffes a rbot keep pressing 3
h4592c 5 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
keep pressing 5
h4592c 5 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
press 4 then keep prenssing
h4592c 5 months ago in playlist More videos from FLuffeeTalks
titties!!!
408xSP33DYx408 5 months ago
Those are your TITAYS, and you shouldn't let a man get all up on them!
I have a new ringtone!
Realyrandomgirls 5 months ago
Oh punish me Fluffee oh please i have been a bad girl ;)
101Meggirl 6 months ago
A motorcycle driver hit a van next to me and flipped over the van and got run over by it.
NukeMonkies4928 6 months ago
OMFG ur so funny man
Thesecretspyer 6 months ago
So how much money are talking about here? hahaha jk
pipipaige 6 months ago
Just yesterday I saw a cop almost hit another cop, then one cop turns on his sirens and speeds away while the other cop pulls over for a bit and then turns down a side street. And there was and I cream truck there too
xbeeslebossx 6 months ago
Teachin people how to drive gets meh stiff!
microsoftnerd4life 6 months ago
''Yeah, I called your bluff pick a nut bitch!''
Lmao!
Alexaheartsmusic 6 months ago 74
"Those are your TITTAYYS And you shouldnt be letting any man get up on them without your consent !" xD!!! BAHAHA.
lockjoy27 6 months ago 2
your eyes always look glazed.
lastfinalfantasyVII 6 months ago
LMFAO
xxXxxK4YC33xxXxx 6 months ago
83 women are naive.
Shad0wsReign 6 months ago
yeah i called your bluff pick a nut bitch
gearsofwarfan22 7 months ago
Pick a knut, Bitch...
joshgaus 7 months ago
"yeah, i called your bluff, pick a nut bitch!" hahahhaha and yes these r my boobies!!! not the drivin istruters creep lmao
purplepancake777 7 months ago
RAPE,RAPE !!!!
Thelegitdrummer1 7 months ago
LOL "no-no area" oh FLuffee..
faithfully217 7 months ago
MOOLESTER!!!
MrPneumonia 7 months ago
1:19 XDD
frogy123020 7 months ago
wow the same thing happen to my gf sister
megafireku 7 months ago
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Alright im pissed here i see all this crap u have about buying fluffy talks crap but u dont have it in fat fucker sizes u have 1x is the biggest ive seen get some 4-5x then id probley make u rich buying it
thedamienist 7 months ago
"Those are your tit-tays!" Uncontrollable laughter started at that point.
Yourloozer25 7 months ago
Rape! Rape! Awesome! !
marmoo2011 7 months ago
yeah where is fluffee i thumbs up his video but he isnt getting all up in my boobs.......sooooo fluffee if you are reading this how much are you talking to grab my boobs, money is no object
mischievous423 7 months ago
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You amazing
XxRazorBabexX 7 months ago
There was a mini van in front of me and a little kid pissed out the window
ganon12797 7 months ago
So I thumbs up'd. And my boobs are not being grabbed by FLuffee. ]':
becster95 7 months ago
hey dont touch me ther thats my no-no square!
CoolBean988 7 months ago
1 men died in front of me in bike accident..
nawang9876 7 months ago
@nawang9876 do you live in North Carolina? Just wondering. My friend's stepdad just died on his motorcycle. So, He did it a few days ago. So I'm just asking. :)
MsBlackShadez 7 months ago
@MsBlackShadez i dont think,coz he was very young guy..
nawang9876 5 months ago
At first i was thinkin no i shouldnt leave two stories but then i thought.. THIS IS AMERICA a free country:) i guess i will two stories:) yellin at homless guy from the back of meh friends car .. First i said it just the right tone for him to here me.. Hey stranger.. Then when i saw he wasnt gonna give me his attention.. I yelled reallllly loud HEY STRANGER!! Right then the homeless guy with the dirty stuffs on sprints ... SPRINTS at our car .. So were all like holy shit holy shit!! Homeless gu
Tyarak123 7 months ago
Two months ago totaled my first car :) bringin meh friend home the ole fun swimmin pool.. But what happend to my commen sence?! Idk!! Cuz at the moment i didnt see why i shouldnt go 40 on a dirt road so i did:) my intention wasnt to slide and hit a tree but hey it happens:) oh and even though i wrote smile smaces im not really happy about it! Still grounded yay :)
Tyarak123 7 months ago
83 people got their boobs or testicles grabed!
TheKottonmouthklown 7 months ago
Pick a nut bitch.
Lexluv5678 7 months ago
the dislike bar is the size of JB's weenie!
SavieGirl18200 7 months ago
press 5 for hornyhornyhorny
MyForsake 7 months ago
I still have to do my final drive with my driving instructor...
bosspersonfighter 7 months ago
lol the 83 that dislikes it are pervertz lol
cool18899 7 months ago
a car crash where some car flipped 3 times off of the freeway then we called 911 and after that i really dont no
Alenta16 7 months ago
A crazy man hit a SUV then ran out of his car cussing and he tried to open the SUVs door
Revolver123ish 7 months ago
"Teaching People How To Drive Gets Me Stiff" I love you FLuffee
brittany10605 7 months ago
NJ state trooper going 90 down I95.
asdff1234100 7 months ago
TEACHIN PEOPLE HOW TO DRIVE GETS MEH STIFFFFF. lol
MegaZombieMania 7 months ago
YA HEAR THAT!!!! FLUFFEE'S NOT CHEAP!!!! Suck it Lindsay Lohan!
hahamachine1 7 months ago
"rape rape"
Allen2118 7 months ago
"teachin people how ta drive gets me stiff"
LMAO FLuffee
Rawdog65 7 months ago
lol at :52-:58
those are your tittays and you shouldnt let some man get all up on them *flails arms*
totallyie123 7 months ago
I think I just fell in love with a Youtube upload.
AquarianShe 7 months ago
Those are yo TITTEHSSS....
KenzieLuvsSpongebob 7 months ago
"no-no area" why did ur parents teach u
awesomeness00121 7 months ago
STOP! dont touch me there.....that is my no-no square .....bitchh!!!
RaverGirl85 7 months ago
Lol . - those are your titays.
LOL
meganandchloe100 7 months ago
ummmmm how much do you want?!?!?!?! just kidding im not that desperate!!!!!
skittles12386 8 months ago
'those are yours titaaaaays' hahahahaha!
redbunnyx3x 8 months ago 3
i recieved a 125 dollar ticket on my BMX mongoose bike for riding the opposite way of cars and not with but now i know
USMChagans 8 months ago
If my driving instructor would have done that to me, I would have punched him in the dick so hard... just sayin...
brendyluv 8 months ago
@562ole
Same here, lol. YouTube Karaoke :D
TheGorrack 8 months ago
he was testing whether or not they could drive....STICK ;)
xenophobe76 8 months ago
hahah thoes are ut TITAYYYYS!!!! HAHAHA
CCSierra6 8 months ago 53
NoNo area freakin awesome
LadyT0797 8 months ago
a girl i know posted on facebook and she was like "i feel stupid today i tried to turn my turn signal on and I accidentally turned the windshield wipers on" oh and she took a permit test online and googled all the questions and still failed...
Rebeldip 8 months ago
I love it when the top 2 comments r exactly the same :) not
mimi210898 8 months ago 4
New camera? looks alot better
CommanderHill239 8 months ago
"-insert clever comment here-"
OH FLUFFEE
You get me every time!
fuzzlefluff 8 months ago 2
Weird how the top comments are the same. o.O
HIVOLTAGEZzz 8 months ago
those r ur titayssss LMAO
XNeverShoutNeverX55 8 months ago 2
LOL "Those are your titays" xD
freakigurl626 8 months ago
i saw a car on fire on the highway
xxxanimelovahxxx 8 months ago 2
ima girl... do i have to follow those steps if someone is raping me?? lol
MrsPuppie17 8 months ago
RAPE! RAPE!
CubexDE 8 months ago
whats gotten into you?
oh teachin people how to drive gets me stiff
skate1938 8 months ago 114
ny bus driver ran over a dog
ki11an00b8 8 months ago
" Teachin pele howda drive gets meh stiff " (:
SizzleBerry18281 8 months ago
0:53 <33333 hahahaha.
TheHorseNerd 8 months ago
i saw your a dog get hit by a car on the way to school once 0.0
14wafflesandpancakes 8 months ago
0:45
SugarafieD 8 months ago
Saw a car crash and flipped 12 times and killed 5 people inside 2 were children
Cause
DUI
sergeantsoap101mw2 8 months ago
Yesterday a truck somehow crashed into a power .. thingy... and took out the power in my neighbourhood. D< With my addiction to the internet and loss of access to it, I was nearly driven insane with boredom and have thus sworn to get my revenge!
LadySeleneBeauPre 8 months ago
lol i saw someone fall of their motorcycle and then got ran over
NextGenNightElf 8 months ago
His teeth are so fucking white. -3
Verijonah 8 months ago
RAPE!!RAPE!!
MNKYER 8 months ago 2
all we need is a time machine and 81 condoms?
Dancovan25 8 months ago
WELL I WAS DRIVING A GOLF CART AND I ACCIDENTALLY RAMMED INTO MY DADS CAR BUSTING THE ENTIRE FRONT OF THE GOLF CART KNOCKING ALL THE LIGHTS OUT AND MAKING A SERIOUS DENT IN MY DADS CAR AND I WAS LIKE 11 WHEN THAT HAPPENED
captins1girl 8 months ago
if i was tht creep's wife, leeeets just say id suddenly be a widow & his entire package would've been ground up & put into his food b4 he died >:]
NinjaBunnyPro 8 months ago
0:40 teaching people how drive gets me stiff
bryan50144 8 months ago
I thumbs up'd this video. Alright, Lets talk about price. Call me.;) Lol.(:
TalkShytGetHit23 8 months ago
some girl wante to borow me bike i asked can i feel your boobies she said sure...(i tought them and then left (with me bike:P
MrMarkove 8 months ago
I saw a hobo and I told my mom to pull over so I could give him some $ then my mom kept driving and I was bein annoying on porpose and my gram slapped my leg so I punched her in the nose(:
MeFishiee 8 months ago
those are your titties!
piechic19 8 months ago
press 3 and and he's saying "and you" in spanish
Qaurine 8 months ago
all that comes to mind is that accident a week ago where I saw a crashed motorcycle on fire...that was pretty sweet till we found out that the guy died...
MewMewPower44 8 months ago
wait...so does that mean i would have to pay you, for you to grab my boobs? cuz i would do that. yup, i would. lol. Fluffee, you have my consent to grab my boobs.
IchBinCasie 8 months ago
teachin people how to drive gives me a stiff! lol
luckyfreakingduck7 8 months ago
your awesome,funny,kind,&cute:D
brownxdogz 8 months ago
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i saw someone taking a dump on the side of the street..
but omggg your teeth are so white and straight and perfect. you have the best teeth ever. oh and your sexy as effff.
booboo20409 8 months ago
i saw someone taking a dump on the side of the street..
but omggg your teeth are so white and straight and perfect. you have the best teeth ever. oh and your sexy as effff.
booboo20409 8 months ago
I'll pay 1,000 for you to spit on me
SHAMWOW719 8 months ago
I called your bluff now pick a nut bitch XD
Bazinga1670 8 months ago 3
@Bazinga1670 FUCK YOU!!!
DaGingaNinja97 8 months ago
@DaGingaNinja97 ummmmm do you have a problem with qoutes from the video??
Bazinga1670 8 months ago
he got a suspended 12-month jail sentence, plus 240 hours community work at Plymouth Crown Court. He must sign the Sex Offenders Register for ten years.
kathie1441 8 months ago
i stayed in the same spot for 6 hours
dayton3200 8 months ago
piss on their house
thegraces7890 8 months ago
those are your TITAAAYS
xD
Seventy4days 8 months ago
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Yea, called your blulff....Pick a nut bitch.
1androo2 9 months ago
"yeah called your bluff pic a nut bitch" XD
xXNationsNightmareXx 9 months ago 3
a frekin cement truck on its side!
bennie408 9 months ago
"Yeah , I called your bluff, pick a nut bitch !"
WassupMyNinja 9 months ago 227
@WassupMyNinja hell yeah
edwardArobledo 8 months ago
@WassupMyNinja I was about to say the EXACT same thing XD
xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx 8 months ago
Yea, called your blulff....Pick a nut bitch.
harrypotterluver62 9 months ago
i was stangign on the side walk with my friends we was on our bmx bikes and a guy watchign us rear ended a van it was funny
Jettrap505 9 months ago
Alright. I really have to go to bed now. "Tongue bitten off by wife"....god dammit. *click*
xxXXHUDROCKXXxx 9 months ago 2
@xxXXHUDROCKXXxx lol TRUE!
92122094 9 months ago
they shud just have tht man teach boys ._.
tdilovegwen 9 months ago
79 driving instructer saw this video
LastOfTheSpartan 9 months ago
"Teaching people how to drive makes me stiff!" :P
drummrgirl426 9 months ago
I was in rush hour in china, aka a high that turns into a parkinglot.
ElliottMusicFinatic 9 months ago
Once a car caught on fire right in front of my yard and it exploded several times...and that same night an old lady crashed her car into a tree in my yard...she wasn't hurt though.
Then on MLK day 2010 real late at night,this couple was speeding on a road that I lived on,and they hit some rocks in the yard across the street and they got hurt bad.There was a baby in the car,too.
BrittanyTheHusky1204 9 months ago
My mom told me that if I was ever being rapped I should scream fire?
TheEvermorefan 9 months ago
@TheEvermorefan Lol, I heard that too because people loosely use that term jokingly. So people probably wouldn't go help you!
XxToKyOmEwxX 9 months ago
@XxToKyOmEwxX haha yea.. :)
TheEvermorefan 9 months ago
@TheEvermorefan Kind of depressing in retrospect, isn't it?
XxToKyOmEwxX 9 months ago
@XxToKyOmEwxX yes it is.. haha. People are selfish now a days.. :P
TheEvermorefan 9 months ago
I called your bluff pick a nut bitch....best part lol
Cmadi13 9 months ago