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  • SCORPIO!!!! <3 :D

  • Scorpio REPRESENT!:D What you said is 100% true.

  • what u said about Gemini is on point, thank you! i love u now

  • I had a feeling you were a Sagittarius because you're so dramatic but it reminds me of me loool.

  • Sagittarius! What you said is completely true about me. Also the same goes for Scorpios I find them to be exactly like that. Not all but the ones I've come across.

  • I'm a virgo and I think you're right 100% on what you said about us...

  • @JMuslc TOTALLY

  • ima Sagittarius! :)

  • Libra :)

  • my sign is sagittarius too!!!!!!! and i have to tell you its quite good being sagittarius.. and i love winter days soo baddd

  • Sorry chicka Aries are first! =)

  • Ahh(: I'm A Libra.

  • im a cancer we're not THAT bad..... srry but not all sagis are honest

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  • I'm a Libra! Woot lol <3

  • Imma libra and you were right. I hate violence and I do feel like I am a real person bc if I have a problem with a person I will tell them but im not the kind to go around starting things. You know ur shit! Btw I know you don't like girls but you were very Very attractive in this video!

  • I'M A SCORPIO(: WHO ELES IS A SCORPIO???

  • virgo right here!! holla :D LOL

  • Haha i love being a sagittarius! :D

  • I am a Pisces

  • IM A VIRGO AND YOURE SOOOOOO RIGHT!!!!!...ALTHOUGH I DIDNT STEAL ANYONE!!

  • HIGH FIVE! I'M A SAGITTARIUS TOO! :D

    I'll make a response to this video soon but yeah! :D

  • I'm a Gemini & yes it's true for most Gemini's to forget what they say or have said but we do try to keep track of what we say as much as we can so we don't seem like liars but yeah Gemini's are very open people not judgmental & are excepting to new & exciting things . thank you Chris love ya ! :}

  • Scorpio here...you did not say one good thing about a scorpio.Are we that evel minded.I am married to a Libra and he thinks I am pretty awesome.I work with a Sagittarius guy and he is so honest.Too honest sometimes. And he has a girlfriend and he is the biggest flirt.But he is a nice gut just the same.

  • I'm a Gemini and I LOVE Sagittarius people!

  • Capricorn :D

  • Cancer :) I'm not manipulative! Everyone says I'm really nice and loyal :)

  • saggitariann! no wonder i luv u chris x] lmfao, jk i'd luv u even if u were a virgo xPP, lolz [: i luv my little sagittarian friendss<33 XDD, lolz I'm a leoooo ;] and thank u! we are courageous ^o^ and so are u!x3

  • Cancer. :)

  • Cancerr <3

  • im an aquarious and that is just like me lol

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  • taurus here :)

  • im a virgo and my parents say i would be an amazing lawyer lol but i would never want that job :D but one thing is that i dont see the wrong in pple b4 the good i wish i did though that would make all the drama in my life like disapper :D

  • I meant to add my video a while ago. I mention your name, Chris:) No hard feelings, love.

  • im a leo :)

  • im a libra :)

  • I'm aries lol :O

  • Chris, I wish you'd make another one of these videos. Like get into some intense depth with at least our sign, Sagittarius!

  • i am a saggitarius i am proud of it !!!!!!!!! britney is sagittarius 2 LOL

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  • My sister is an Aries, and it's all TRUE!!! Crazy.

  • you sound like you smoke

  • I'm a leo and i hate gay people, but i love this video

  • I'm a leo and i hate gay people

  • WOW... how one dimensional!

  • what you said about leos=spot on.

  • ima taurus and i hate materialism, superfacial people and money is low on my list. i dont feed off of weaknesses unless they hurt me first. i know a weak person when i see one but i dont 'feed' off it. the real description for taurus in a whole is independence, confident and strong. so sorry to say but u got that 1 wrong :/ ur friend may be superfacial but maybe thats just her

  • im an Aries and im a leader and follower i like being a diva sometimes but i dont think the world revolves around me..i actually the think the world hates me and wants me dead

  • Entertaining! Sun signs tell us very little about the composite of signs that make up each one of us. Everyone's natal chart is made up of possibly all the zodiac signs so that a Libra, for example, may act very differently if there are a lot of planet placements in Earth than another Libra that has a lot of planet placements in fire. This is what [partially] accounts for the differences among the same sun sign. Sun signs only scratch the surface and not very deeply at that.

  • Im an aries:D && im not self centered;-) buut loove the video chris<3 :)

  • you look very pretty here lol(:

  • i am a virgo,& i do lie alot,but i dont like things perfect,& i know i am DEFINATLEY not perfect. i have secrets,but overral i think i am a good friend.

  • Im a virgo and my two best friends are libra and a scorpio and we never ever had a single fight and i wouldnt trade them for anythingg<333

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  • I don't start shit :D.

  • wrong about Capricorns: like you said, they're like wine, they grow with age, they are family oriented and have a sense of humor....but dry and dark......<-----cappie hun hehe

  • IM A SAGGITARIUS JUST LIKE YOU BABY I LUV YA SEE YA DUH <3

  • If astrology is true, then how could complete opposites like Judge Judy and Kim Kardashian be born on the same day? Yes, Kim turned 31 and Judy turned 69 on Oct. 21, 2011. Hmmm.....

  • I still don't take a zodiac for granted.. for example: I was born 23.9. which is in Italy the first day of Libra, when it comes to Austria it's still the last day of virgo. Matter of fact, I'm half Italian and (more or less) half Austrian - which makes it, at least for me, total nonsense... :]

  • im sagittarius to born in december 15 1995

  • You go chris! ima aquarious gurl! so true!

  • i'm a virgo, im crap at lieing and im hardly know anything but i cant even talk myself out of going with anything....i so should have been born a virgo........oh i do love art though

  • I'm a scorpio, and none of that is about me.

  • @bigtimecrush7 My father and sister are both Scorpios, I'm a Gemini, I dont get along with either of them (which is to be expected). . I dont know how extensively Chris has studied astrology but other factors go into it than just the sun sign. The sun sign can give you generalities. One thing he forgot to mention, Scorpios possess a very poor ability to judge themselves. In short, you may be all of those things and not even realize it.

  • @Hateyouutubification Okay, thanks.

  • @bigtimecrush7 And if you find people keep giving you shit or that your relationships with people don't work and you like the friends I have withhold information for whatever reason, you should stop that shit (even if it annoys you). Irrespective of whether you accept Astrology or not or whether you like the implications that there could be flaws in your character, you have to be willing to adjust yourself to your surroundings. No one really wants to hurt anyone else.

  • @bigtimecrush7 As a Virgo (with Leo in Venus and Jupiter and Pisces in Midheaven) who has had several Scorpio friends I can say that even though it is just a sun sign, it is really accurate. Scorpios do seem to have this undying need to not be understood for whatever reason. It is always like pulling teeth to get the Scorpis to tell me what the fuck is bugging them (I don't like not being told things-makes me feel useless). The Scorpis are also overly sarcastic/sardonic.

  • oh god lol im a gemini and that sounds JUST like me lol

  • I'm a libra. :)

    I've researched astrology for years and a lot of this is true! Except, Aries is the first of the zodiac signs not Capricorn. It's nice to know that other people actually research about the signs and not only read their horoscope.

  • imma scorpio :)

  • I'm Scorpio - Not powerful -Actually I Cant Even Stand In Front Of My Class And Do A Presentation With Out Nearly Passing Out, I Dont Pick On People's Weakness's And I Dont Think I'm Better Then Anyone Either, Everyone's Equal In My Opinion And I Dont Choose Friends Like That Either, I Love All My Friends For Who They Are, Their All Different, Some Smarter, Some Funnier A Hell Of A Lot Prettier Etc. Mysterious? No :D Lol - I Love Horoscopes And Starsigns But None Of That Was True About Me <3

  • Haha, weeelll.. I'm a scorpio, but none of that is me. Maybe its cause I'm born in the year of the dog? They seem to clash quite a bit (:

  • im a leooo

  • Im a tarus but im 100% Picies

  • @CyberBoy9606 check your birth chart :)

  • @AlamSyeda ? i ment my personality oh and im a gay teen so i dont like ur comments

  • @CyberBoy9606 dont be gay, you will go to hell plus its nassty

  • @AlamSyeda two things i like being gay and i am proud of it its not nasty its natural Homosexuals are found in over 5000 species and Homophobia is found in 1 so wat seems nasty and unatural to u? Also i dont belive in hell or god so i dont care besides hell sounds like a good place ppl like u will not be there and the ppl who love me will be in hell with me so im happy with tht.

  • @CyberBoy9606 No they won't cuz it is hell. And Satan is making you gay and He's also making you think it is ok. Hell is not a good place, everything you don't want and more, since everyone has different tastes heaven and hell is different for everyone

  • @AlamSyeda ........................Wat? Your a crazy ass u need help u physco and i dont belive i was just using ur sense and actually sense my freinds are gay and bi they should be in hell by ur diffinition

  • @CyberBoy9606 WHAT? you were just defining urself, lol

  • @AlamSyeda wat ever im 15 i love dick it taste so good yummy!!:) im not crazy because im not a bigot and except all people just for who they are oh and the bible says love the sinner not the sin so there you go. how am i crazy ur the one using a damn book to guide your life. how come being gay is the only thing the bible is used for. the bible also says u can sell ur children into slaveray and stone ppl who work on sunday

  • @CyberBoy9606 I know, the Bible is wrong don't ever follow it, and I'm 14 what you said is really really nasty God will put you in hell.

  • @AlamSyeda ? i dont belive so um not relevent also if the bible is the word of god and you dont follow it ur going aganist god so yea. age has nothing to do with it idc if ur 4 ill say it to ur face. Hell keeps sounding better and better also like i said being gay is perfectly normal so listen here u bible thumping prick ur not worth my time ur a robot no point in trying to open ur very closed mind. homophobia is only found in one species wat seems wrong to you

  • @CyberBoy9606 well i'm not even christian, and i didnt read what u wrote its mad long, and yeah your going to hell for being gay ii

  • @AlamSyeda you cant belive in hell if your not christan like i said im not christian so i dont belivein god or hell so i doesnt matter wat u say im proud of who i am and will have children and a husband who will love me

  • @CyberBoy9606 Wow your gay and dumb( well all gay people r dumb for being gay) but all abrahamic relgiions believe in hell

  • this was really good..especialy when you said ur a sag..i could see it right away..sag people always have a unique way of talking..they give out that dumb blonde expression at times but their really smart..and they are always lucky and have powers i beleive..im a pisces..thanks for sharing!!!

  • Astrology is awesome!!

  • lol im a libra, u described me perfectly :D

  • OMG!!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ THIS IS ALL SO TRUE!! MY BITCH ASS FRIENDS ARE LIKE THAT :D 

  • ARIES and LOYAL ? no way....it seems to me like they dont really care about anyone and they can be pretty annoying.....i think its the worst sign

  • i loved the video besides the cancer part(my sign) I'm not clingy and actually i strongly dislike clingy people. I can admit I'am manipulative(my parents even say it) i don't go after people who don't want me. cancers are to emotional(can admit)

  • Lol I am SUCH a virgo. XD I used to hate being a virgo untill I realised how much of a virgo I really am. XD And not Im super proud of it~<3 And I LOVE LOVE LOVE Taurus~ Taurus and Virgos are such a perfect combo~ lol Well, atleast from what Ive read. XD

  • can you do one about virgos?

  • altough it wasnt perfect, it was light and fun, and a lot of the things where true. :B But aries "strong followers"? girl, you are talking about the first sign of the zodiac, they are leaders! xD

  • im a cancer and thats so true lol

  • ur and aweful sagitarius ur lying with ur sex change

  • hell if i found out i could have a "girl" with out a penis i would leave you to

  • ur like a cancer, you cling to society and it doesnt want you XD

  • It's Aries to Pisces not Capricorn To Sagittarius -.-

  • my mom is aquarius too =]

  • #teamsagittarius! SWAG!

  • Astrology is the most ignorant form of deterministic nonsense since racism.

  • you didnt say anything that positive about leos :( im leo and i havent really been known for being that proud but maybe one bad thing might be when i find something wrong in my opinion perhaps i dont care whos in front of me i just cnt really support them lol so sometimes i debate alot to change anothers perception only if i have a solid point tho

  • i'm virgo, and i would ever, never, ever, never, ever! steal someones boyfriend or anything what's not "mine".

    and i'm such a bad drawer.... not all of it is a true.

    i would say i am really sensitive but i don't show it.

    and i can't convince myself about something what's not true, so yeah..

  • I'm a Pisces with my moon in Taurus...and you got my personality perfect. Go you. :))

  • hehe press 5 and 9.

  • Nice hat, btw.  ;)

  • My sign should be at the end of this video I think....11th house...he forgot artistic and innovative ;) I love Aries.....my gbaby is an aries..and she's so a diva baby.

  • I am a Gemini and I have to say, I'm that way to an extent. However, I'm definately not two-faced. If I don't like you, I'll tell you. And if you are my friend, I'm extremely loyal to you!

  • your sun is in the gemini degrees of sagittarius prolly youd have to do it yourself with birth time geminis are very social and likes to try to hide their feelings whilst they talk about issues.

  • actually the leader signs are aries, libra, capricorn & cancer. fixed- taurus, leo, scorpio, and aquarius. and follower signs are known as mutuable-gemini, sagittarius, pisces and virgo.

  • the first sign to start with is aries, actually. capricorn is the 10th sign

  • im a virgo i love you Chris. some things are true that you said but some of it doesn't apply to me. i have to say that i think the fact that i see peoples faults first has helped me more than once because im messed with a lot at school. but no matter what i got your back Chris <3

  • Thumbs up if your a Libra & you love being one! ♥

  • i am Taurus and i am not like that :'(

  • What's so funny is that my sister is a Pisces, and she is a SUPER Pisces. I, on the other hand, am a Cancer, and I feel like more of an Aquarius.

  • @laviebohemia93 Cancers and Aquarians have sooo much in common!

  • I feel like this was more of a "how i interpret the zodiac by comparing it to people I know in real life" video than a factual astrology video. Quite biased if I do say so myself. I find it interesting you didn't mention Scorpios sexual prowess. That's normally the first thing people jump to when they talk about scorpios.

  • wtf haha u dont know anything about astrological signs buddy

  • I'm a gemini and that is sooo true!! Haha.

  • You were sooo right about Libra's.. my boyfriend is JUST like everything you said.. DAMN CHRIS! ;D

  • STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM AN ARIES LADIES. SERIOUSLY.

  • @xXx13cornholio13xXx WHAT ABOUT ARIES LADIES

  • Im pices and im NOTHING like that

  • which sign has the worst grammar skills

  • I'm a Gemini (Sun/Rising sign) & i'm all about personality giving & recieving... blah but your assessment about virgo is like "Damn!" Another funny thing about virgo is they'll criticize someone to death but will cuss you out if you criticize them!

    I love how you broke all us down so thoroughly! You've obviously got a Uranus and/or Aquarius influence (interest in astrology & social issues) & this vid is going into the faves!

    Thanx in bundles Ms. Lady!!!

  • @Lilart1981 Yeah, you can tell he really knows astrology. It's a fun social hobby, although the position of the stars have a very small change in gravity on earth month to month, and those changes have not been shown to cause any personality differences, strictly speaking. But Chris is such an entertaining talker, he makes it fun and interesting. He's so comfortable in his own skin as a female that it's amazing! It's like he empowers girls and enchants guys.

  • im a gemini and i think u got that right on the spot...i have alot of personalities..and i hate getting caught in a lie it makes me very uncomfortable and i feel awkward..so YAY some people understand geminis:)

  • Good idea for a video. You are easy to listen to. Nice speaking voice. I'm a Taurus and was surprised by that info.

  • My cousin is a taurus and you just described her perfectly. I'm a sag and we don't always get often that much.

    Just cause I'm a real thinker and kind of quiet sometimes because I think and think and think about so many things in the world that she think's I'm weak and picks that up. She's shown her shallowness A LOT of times and it's true she is ALL about the money! She always takes the family for granted.

  • I'M ALSO A SAGITTARIUS!! HIGH-FIVE, CHRIS! :DD

  • Can you show my wife how to wear makeup please?

  • im a picese nd i dont let people walk all over me nd i am not secretive so astology is a bunch of bull!

  • Im on the cusp of Cancer and Leo, and neither one really fits me D:

  • omg, i'm an aries, and that was the BEST description of me i've ever heard! i always hated when I read that aries are leaders, because I'm not a leader at all, and what you said was perfect. I'm the leader of followers, i stick up for the leaders. you're so right chris, you know a LOT about astrology!

  • my dad's a leo and the description was creepily perfect.

  • You're not a Britney fan anymore, right? Well I just can't see how you'd "disown" her if she's as "truthful" as you say sags are. Are you against the people around Britney trying to keep everything muted or are you against her? Just curious.

  • im an aries but your description of Gemini fit me perfectly

  • i like how you can point out a flaw in something but not bag on them

  • Omg, sometimes i forget your a guy o-o

  • @xOxCluelesxOx HAHA ME TOO!

  • ooh im an aries XD and i am exactly what u said lmao

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  • Ouch on the Taurus :(

  • I am Sagittarius and yeah i am too truthful!

  • Gemini. I love being a Gemini... I never saw myself as a creative genius though. :)

  • That thing on your head bit me! BTW, the 1st sign is Aries.

  • u hit the nail on the head with the leos....im proud to be a pride-filled leo too lol and i hate to be wrong.

  • u remind me on Deidara of Naruto :D

  • U got leo right on the nose! Im very prideful and HATE to b wrong...but at least I admit it right! :) lol

  • Old or not, I love is video.

    Totally describes the people I know with the sigs.

    I love Astrology. I'ma Leo-represennnnt! :D

    Haha, you look gorgeous in this video. :]<3

  • wow my mom not a pieses but she is like that

  • damn, you hit the nail on the head!

  • DAYUM!!! how does he no me!?!i amm soo good at money!! and hes soo right im am hella negative and i do need to brighten up!!! DAYUM I LOOVEE CHRIS CROCKER!!!!

  • omg so true we have the same sing im a sag to and everyone gets mad at me for say why this why that and so people say its bad that im way to honest whit them and i all ways say would u rather me lie to u ang u get ur feelings hurt or what ever then be like why did u tell me the truth. and i do my bestfriend loves me for it and im like yep.

  • i like this video, but just saying, because my mom is an astrologer, (she looks at the zodiac and does charts) it's not just about the signs, there is medical astrology, political and so much more. the first sign is actually aries, surprisingly, it just is. not capricorn. and astrology signs are not only about relationships. 

  • i am a virgo and it is all true XD my sister is a taurus

  • k, im aries. and im like the total opposite :P

  • Aquarius rep!!

  • ima pisces and its so true ._. im like Aries and Auquariusand gemini too ima TON like gemini my bro is SO MUCH like a leo and virgos if u dont know or like things he does he automatically hates u and hes a know it all im the oppisite my friends are nothing like me and i love em my sis is like a libras and so am i, me and my sis are like saggitarious too lol

  • im a scorpio and im sad to say it's so true

  • Astrology and the horoscope are BULLSHIT. Next year ill be studying REAL SCIENCE, im gonna study Astronomy :D

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  • @PixiePr0ducti0ns ahhahahaahhahahaha a fallen sun??? stars dont fall!!!!! they just die!!!!! but it takes billions of years!!!! Our Sun is 5 billions years old, and it has 5 billions of life left, for e.g.

  • @LuKaS2oo9 you dont even know wtf im talking about, so shut the fuck up. (its got nothing to do with the age, idiot) you're making YOURSELF look like a cun.

  • @PixiePr0ducti0ns i just cant talk about science with people that cant have an opinion and still believe in fairy tales.

  • @LuKaS2oo9 it's not fairy tales, its a study. im not going to try convince idiots, so believe what you want

  • @PixiePr0ducti0ns In its modern form, astrology is a classic example of pseudoscience. The scientific community bases astrology's pseudoscientific status in its making predictive claims which either cannot be falsified or have been consistently disproved. Astrology cannot be classified as science because it lacks empirical support, supplies no hypotheses, and resolves to describe natural events in terms of scientifically untestable supernatural causes. Wikipedia

  • Im supposed to be a "Cancer" but I am not like what a Cancer is supposed to be at all. Have any of you people heard of a little thing called ASTRONOMY, which is scientific fact, and not some made up bullshit that hippies preach like a religion. Do you people know what constellations actually are? I bet you didn't know they don't actually exist, they are just images invented by ancient people to help them observe the universe better and express their religious beliefs.

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  • @PixiePr0ducti0ns Stars are giant furnaces made of plasma(basically hot gas) where nuclear fusion takes place. They evolved when nebulae clumped together through gravity. They have nothing to do with a human's luck or love life! T