California Cows Commercial

[PhantomFighter1339]

Everyone does realize that the commercials are filmed in New Zealand right?

[TheBatmanNerd]

Happy Cows live in India. where they are not slaughtered.

[wyecee]

@tsotsc No one understands his Nigdorkanian accents. What real American wants to learn that? He's pissed losing debates. We need Sheriff Joe againts these stinky beer keg sized trolls.

[wyecee]

@Multibullshitflash @Whiny bitch? Look who's talking. Spewing your spicism disagreements to every username like a weirdfuck. You got owned. BOOOHOOHOOO!

[MultiMasterflash]

@wyecee My issue isn't with what you said but HOW YOU SAID IT! I just thought it seemed a little too hate-filled for my liking but now I see that I messed up I apologize.

At least you don't think all farms are that fucked up...unlike some other users here.

[EuroNoobz]

These cows actually come from The Netherlands, not from Cali

[SpazzerificBee]

i saw these cows in indiana xD

[wyecee]

Texas and Wisconsin don't need attention. They take better pride and really mean it. CA samples lines from other states like rap music versions taken from original artists. By law NOTHING is to be real in CA. Sarcasticly they enjoy life despite they really don't.

[MultiMasterflash]

@wyecee Yes they really enjoy life while you're rantining like a whiny bitch :)

[otakujenchan11]

Unhappy cows come from California.

Happy cows (don't) come from California.

[tsotsc]

these are so fucking fake.. there are only a handful of places like that, the rest of them are dirty and in poor conditions.. i drive by 3 on the way to work. they are in mud and poop, with no cover from rain, and they barely have any room to move.. fucking stupid. california cows my ass

[MultiMasterflash]

@tsotsc What a bitchy, hate-filled comment. I doubt you're even from California.

[tsotsc]

@MultiMasterflash i am stupid fucking cunt, your a dumb fuck. there are a few like this, but its just fucking stupid that there making it seem like there all nice and clean when theyre not. your a fucking retard, do some research.

[Libbyness]

This commercial is bullshit california cow farms have no grass and they are severely overcrowded with hardly any water or food. The only farm animals that live like that are organic farms and animal sanctuaries. This is just propaganda to make consumers think what they're buying is good when it isn't. It's full of antibiotics not meant for human consumption. It's a funny commercial, but don't be fooled into thinking it's an accurate depiction of how cows are actually treated in CA...

[MultiMasterflash]

@Libbyness I don't believe it because my uncle has a California farm. All of his animals are treated with reaspect and they're in good health and care.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[7FredFredburger7]

the reason the cows are so happy is because all the marijuana

[Rubyjuke719]

I love this one most of all.

[lowaces]

my god whats next cow porn ?

[DioxCarmine]

@lowaces

Rule 34

[samsticka]

The cows' voices change at 0:06. They become the other's voice.

[Scriveners]

Yh you're right the girl who's speaking before that has a lower and less cheesy voice

[samsticka]

Yes, she does. Pretty weird, huh?

[AppleWaterIsTheName]

OMG! IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS COMMERCIAL! they aired it like, once that ive seen, i loved it<33 haha, adorable, great commercial! im gonna try to show it in my language arts class cause were doing commercials ;D

[samsticka]

The first bull can do a French accent a lot better than the second bull can.

[papabarryw]

Too cute!!!

[samsticka]

If I was doing a voice for these commercials, I'd be playing a bull since I'm a man.

[mudcub13]

i luv cows

[samsticka]

This is funny! That bull sure knows how to do a French accent.

[graylin101]

its notlol its a lie best milk comes from Wisconsin gosh dumb people

[beatlerocker99]

Too bad those cows are mistreated

[JazzsingerNJ]

OMG, ive been looking for' BOB ' for so LOOOG!!!!! this commercial makes me laugh like its the first time every time, please dont be so grumpy people- give the cows a break..........

[forturtle1]

im in north carolina so im not going to drink that

[jet1826]

Hilarious!!

[wyecee]

California is so tainted.

[gilamobster2k]

happy cows come from the dairy state... aka wisconsin!

[selenaherlegacy]

Zo Lonely! LOL

[wonderclass07]

zo lonely! Lol

love this commercials!

[carmyke]

stop being jerks the commercial is hilarious

[ramlalgandoo]

Cow is a sacred animal in Hinduism. Our Prime Minister Morarji Desai used to drink a glass of cow mother's urine early in the morning like many Hindus do. Many Hindus take bath with cow mother's urine to purify themselves. What a tribute to cow mother.

[abdi5501boone]

i love that!!!! hahahaha

[aeomus26]

Owned lol

[PointSwimmer]

And the californians are just trying to steal wisconsins thing cuz their jealouse that their milk tastes like shit and ours is actually good quality, the next time your drinking californian milk, think of that hot sweaty cow sitting on a sizzling pasture as its milk in its utter is almost half curdled. californian cows are not happy! fuck california!

[kikipoo25]

hahaha i dont blame you. you must be from wisconsin. i hate these commercials to im from wisconsin. i hate californians they think theyre the best.

[irishgrl3026]

california is the best! HECKA SICK STATE

[kikipoo25]

actually california is the worst

whoevers making these commercials is false advertising

[irishgrl3026]

whatever your just mad our govner can kick your govners butt.

[kikipoo25]

our governer will kick your governor

screw you

[xylen22]

of course california cows are not happy but neither are any cows on any real dairy farm...

[luvangel1883]

what kind of bullshit is this? so you think they are better in the city? I am in the city and I kill to live in a farm...

[TheLexingtonMidget]

I'm a Fraaanch bull!

[tallbr0]

lmao shit is hillarious

[paramarg]

i Love these commercials!

[calster31]

Cali is a haaaaaappy place.

"Forget it dude". luv it

[markellaiscool]

what about canada?

loser.

[coldrain85]

You're a complete idiot. French is a widely spoken language in North Africa. It is the official language in Quebec, and it is also spoken in parts of Southeast Asia. Africa and Asia in particular are in the discussion because of French imperialism in the early 20th Century. The French are gone, but the language is still spoken in countries such as Algeria, Tunesia, and Cambodia to name a few.

[SuperPolkadottie]

@melinda1117 god, its a freaking commercial.

[MultiMasterflash]

@melinda1117 Ah who gives a shit, it's a commercial for dairy products.

[Vegansoup18]

You need to do more research and get your facts straight. French is a language that has been spoken for many years!

[pidanze]

I love happy cows! They are the bomb!

[kgroff00]

anyone know if the second bull is Jack Black's voice?? sounds like him

[AMIGOHON]

awesome

[cowrunfar]

been there tried that, got the same result...

[seeemonkey1234]

happy cows come from calofornia

[HarryRonHermioneFan]

OMG I love these commercials this one is by far my favorite

[rambourakinda1]

the way bob says "ZOLONI" is just killin me...by the way is it italian or what?loooll

not even to mention the way he gives up..llllloooooolll

[collegestudent29]

LOL

[bosniansoldier1777]

HAHAHAHA

[9361kah]

salut mon ami, avez-voi habiter en Paris means "Hello my friend, do you live in paris"

[lasaboteuse]

Actually it was "Avez-vous habité à Paris?", which means "have you lived/did you live in Paris?"

[Tallacus]

lol cute

[lalalililololala]

The first cow said 'Je m'appelle Bob, i'm a french bull' = My name is Bob, i'm a french bull' xD

[roxgar]

what does the cow said in french, please??? Salut mon ami, avez....????

[laureolae]

I think she said: salut mon ami, avez-voi habiter en Paris?

[BlakeLewisIsAHottie]

Lmao.

French :]