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  • Mennonites are stupid! You all can burn in hell!!!!

  • Hahaha so funny! I love his Manitoba accent, and I love being Mennonite!!!!!

  • bahahahaha i love this guy hes soo funneh i pround to be a mennonite ;p

  • Keep doing what your doin Cornie, great work.

  • If you're from Winkler Manitoba or that area you know what he talking about, it's funny. I'm Mennonite, and there's nothing wrong about making fun of ourselves.

  • But you have a wicked Canadian accent.....

  • I'm Mennonite and I find this pretty hilarious. Most of what he says is right on the mark. I don't know if he's for real or not, but it doesn't really matter, does it?

  • Granted, I don't have a bishop and I'm all for diversity. But you wouldn't believe how many times I have to explain that I do have electricity, and I don't drive a horse and buggy, and yes I'm wearing pants (I'm from a more liberal denomination).

  • Asshole!! Don't even THINK about dynamiting the beaver!!

    That's God's creature right there!! He creates the habitat for all the others! If he is good, and he is old, he will make you a lake! Think about it!

  • no fucking shit, this guy is so fucking retarted, the perfect match 4 Lloyd from "dumb and dumber" hahahahah hey body get a mennonite partner 2 play harry!!!!!!!!!

  • I love the way people are arguing about how Mennonites are and whether this guy is authentic or whatever and it's just another hilarious episode of our favorite plattdeutsch speaking , knacksoot chewing Cornie . Did anyone notice it's a spoof of the William Shatner speach "I Am Canadian" ?

  • So is he still selling shirt? cuz I want one!!!!!

  • The poster of this video (or the actor in it) is NOT a Mennonite. A very poor job of acting. The only sincere part may be that he has some form of neurological disease.

  • I was raised in a mennonite community and Cornie is a bit of an exageration but he has the mennonite down pat. I have read all these comments and any true mennonite would find the humour in this. I am blown away by some of the comments. You know the saying if you don't know what you are talking about keep the trap shut.

  • If I am not mistaken this young guy is Russian Mennonite.

  • I was raised in the Mennonite Church; from birth to adulthood. I attended a Mennonite college and of the tens of thousands of Amish and Mennonites that I have met in my life, I have never met one as weird as this young man. It would be a mistake to judge Mennonites based on your impression of this individual.

  • I'm Mennonite and this guy is nothing like the Mennonites I know. We're pretty much just like any other Christian denomination, like Lutheran or Presbyterian. We don't all have accents, most of us are FOR diversity, not segregation, some of us do speak French and no one has a problem with that, we do have a pastor, many of us believe in peacekeeping AND pacifism, and I don't get half the references this guy makes.

  • If you don't think Cornie is a normal mennonite then you are correct, he is a Winkler mennonite. I happen to know what I am talking about because I live in Winkler and most of our mennonites come from Germany, Russia and Mexico (mostely Germany) so the Winkler mennonite is somewhat different then a average mennonite.

  • @drjustinjohnson also, in his other other video he's wearing a giant belt buckle with a $ on it. Yeah, he's not smuggling weed and he's just devoting his life to jesus....right.

  • @drjustinjohnson He lives in Chihuahua, he's a drug smuggler.

  • @drjustinjohnson How is it discrimination, and it is NOT against the law. You are a douche. You're free to be a douche, you should probably work to remedy it, but you probably won't. So douche on douche bag.

  • i was raised by a mennonite family for a few year they are the most incredible people ever there kind the woman can cook and they have faith theyll go out of there way to help you to my caretaker used to try to teach me dutch lol

  • ALL Mennonites are drug smugglers. ALL of them.

  • @iamslknick78

    How do you know?

  • @healthnbeauty1 Ask any law enforcement officer or agent that's dealt with them.

  • @iamslknick78

    The Mennonites are considered religious people. And I was thinking if that's true they really, really have debt to pay when they see their Maker. If you're religious and you're doing that not only is that socially wrong but it's morally wrong.

  • @iamslknick78 Kinda misinformed my friend, there are so many different versions of Mennonite, that you probably cant count them and many of them are definitely not drug smugglers, although I'm sure some are.

  • He isnt a Menonite

  • Ach zie mennonite and this is hilarious for so many complex reasons! Only the TRUE mennos will get it. Ignore the haters, they are dievelish stupid. Now I'm gonna go have a papsi and some rapple chaps once. Oh bah dat schmacht gout!

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  • Ok here cornie, clearly you are a totally an idiot with nothin to do in life, and def. with no concept of humor!!!lol you suck. And another thing either your not all there or you dont know anything about the mennonite culture. So do me a favour and just forget tryin to be funny cause your tryin to hard. And quit tryin to pose as a mennonite guy cause anybody can see your not!!

  • Serves my sweet half breed Mennonite ass for looking up Schanzenfeld MB. And here we are. Geez Cornie, you put a tear in my eye for reasons too complex to explain....My People, sniff, sniff. Don't know the language, didn't pick up the religion, believe that one should say Grace at the table...got the drinking down pretty good. Oops! We are out of the closet on that one, aren't we? So...when's supper?

  • to all the haters out there, why dont you try some thing your self? like being funny or entertaining!!!! oh yea you cant! you suck! haters are retards that sit on there asses and dont do any thing with there crappy lives<<<<<<<,,,,,,,

  • @jakecarpenter555 Whats that supposed to mean,,,,retard. You clearly have no sense of humor. This def. not funny this idiot has nothin else to do in life, and is totally a fuckhead... why dont you go try somethin like bill engville, Jeff foxwothy, Ron white, Larry the Cable guy---now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are thats funny.

  • You do a very lame job at tryin to act deetch you come off as a fucktard , oh and by the way you aren't at all funny 

  • @Dano50886 get a life moron

  • can you be a menonite if you dont believe in god? i mean, all their stuff is great, except for that stupid middle ages religiosity of believing in hell and heaven.

  • he's just mentaly retarded thats why he acts that way.

  • is he a comedian or just a freak?

  • def a feak

  • U kidding me? this guy is as Mennonite as meena Taunte Tina! Zeya gout Kjnals! AHAHA, hillarious!

  • i tought dat i had my last tvebok .

    come met met mi

  • Haha, this is funny :P Nice job!

  • I resemble these remarks!

  • lol if that damn bever dont start damming up the creek ill dynomite hiz ass off!

  • Imagine all the Hemp and Pot that you can legally grow in Manitoba and be a Mennonite Farmer right now!

  • Ditt sied, makes way better knacksoot as dautsiet!!

    XDDDDDDDD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • there's too many Monnonites living in Mexico

  • Couldn't be a Mennonite... there was no mention of forming a committee!

  • Amish are the cult, not the Mennonites.

    I used to be Amish

  • I am Mennonite too, but please do not think all Mennonites are like this guy. He ain't right!

  • you should come up to canada and meet us must are just like this guy. By your last name I assume you are from the U.S. Do you speak plaut dietch or just english

  • plout dietche mensche?

  • I went to Goshen College.  I speak English and a little bit of honky. I am also fluent in Chinese.

  • shut up, im a menonite too, this guy is cool n funny

  • @185jreimer I'd better say "GAY and FAGG" =)

  • how are they trash

  • this guy sucks a being mennonite if he really is, it takes way longer for a real mennonite to pronounce the 'CH' sound!

  • I used to go to a mennonite school, i'm atheist, and this is definitely not a mennonite guy. most of the people at my school wouldn't hurt someone if you paid them, and btw, being mennonite isn't like being in a cult, not even close, its more like being in a family that helps all the surrounding people. they r really great people (most of the time)

  • @lilz62295 Actually, his hometown is 20 minutes away from where I live, and he is a Mennonite. I know people who know him, and they sold his tshirts at the local gas stations.

  • @lilz62295 there are mennonite people who would hurt others just like other groups of people would. i would know since i am mennonite

  • @lilz62295 I AM a Mennonite and I can tell you that this is definitely very Mennonite. Might just be a different kind of Mennonite than the ones you know....

  • @lilz62295 I am Mennonite and he is not talking about hurting someone, lol. BTW, there are different sects of Mennonite, you can't compare one group with the other.

  • This is totally wrong.

    I'm mennonite.

    He cannot be mennonite.

    We believe in peace-keeping,

    and we don't like segregation.

    Google it or something lol! Maybe wikipedia. I don't really know how to describe being mennonite.

  • how is it a cult? you got the wrong idea there pal

  • We are starting a new Mennonite youtube show. So watch our video.

  • Dat as soh vary naice

  • the only segregation i have seen in mennonite church is that men sit on the left and women sit on the right. they do not sit together in some churches...

  • okay. im mennonite and i go to a mennonite school and you could not pick me out of a crowd. I am not a pacifist. i dress normally, talk normally. You can be a super liberal and be mennonite or super conservative. basically, anyone can be a mennonite now a day. i highly doubt that corney is mennonite. and by the way, nice crappy accent.

  • I don't know what he's talking about.

    Segregation?

    Thats completely against mennonites.

    We believe in peace-keeping!

  • If you're Mennonite - you must be a pacifist or take performance enhancing drugs. Anyone can be Mennonite? Is Sarah Palin Mennonite?

  • @LaCantate lol obviously you've never been in winkler, manitoba. where the real mennnos are haha!

  • Oh that the Lord would grant repentance to the Mennonites!

  • Mennonites swear? And believe in segregation?

  • Well fist of all cornie, FUCK YOU!!!! and second, i think ontario is better than " dis sied". and third, i drive a ford shagon wagon, and that wouldn't stop me from pullin up beside u and give u the finger!

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Do you seriously believe in segregation?

  • lol

    I have mostly Mennonite blood in me.

    Mennonite pride.

  • wow seriously cornie is ur name?

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  • no his name isnt really cornie its blaine reimer i know this guy

  • yo say whats up to the hess clan for me. HOLLA

  • are you single? :)

  • He's not fake. I'm a Mennonite who has grown up in a Mennonite community. I have many relatives from Winkler, where Cornie is from. He's definitely the real thing.

  • Sorry. I meant Altona, not Winkler. It's all the same to La Cretians. :p

  • He is fake

  • Can anyone tell me if this person is actually Mennonite, or if he is mocking us. Because if he isn't, he doesn't know enough about us to make fun of us, and if he is, he is a bad representation of Mennonites. Swearing and segregation? What are non-Mennonites thinking when they watch this?

  • Omg...calm down. honestly.

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  • I agree with you completely!

  • Thank you. I was beginning to worry about the Mennonite faith.

  • Mennonites aren't part of a "faith", they're a sect/dicipline within the Christian community. And every community has its tear-aways!

  • We had a Mennonite twenty-something stay with us for two weeks recently. I must say I was intrigued by the many-faceted world of Mennonites. I wasn't aware that there were so many traditions within the community. I guess, to my shame, I thought it was Amish Lite! I REALLY respect their fight for civil rights in the east, and especially in S.A. There are as many Mennonite sects as there are Baptists, etc. That said, I'll not watch the video.  Thanks for the heads-up!

  • @dreambug981 lol he is definitely a mennonite. and hes having fun making fun of the mennonite mexicans out here in manitoba. lighten up

  • jong! rede doch mool ploutdietsch! ek festoh kein englisch.

  • I like it! What fun is living if you can't laugh at yourself. Yes, us Mennos, we do sound like this. Ask anyone who has met a Mennonite, of any age, who's first language was Low German. And yes, I've heard Mennonites cuss, and that's o.k.

  • You sir, are the suck. I am a Mennonite, born and raised in CANADA!!!

  • my parents know you you live in winkler dont you

  • Dit sied is WAY better than yant sied! Take that, Steinbach.

  • I bet you eat Borsht.. tho.

  • i love all you guys's spelling mistakes that left all these comments here. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sorry, But Ive never heard any mennonite in my church cuss like that!!!!! :-( You said the "a" word! Its a little vain to be posting yourself, no? You are not conservative conference, I dont think... Blessings! :-)

  • Are you Christian or Mennonite? God hears every idle word we speak...

  • Cornie is my hero.

  • kanada as nuesch te bruken an meen dodge vued deen chav veet hang looten.

  • Cornie! I moved away from my Menno town years ago and watching you just makes me howl with laughter! Awesome funny! Keep them coming!

  • k everyone that disses cornie is dumb.. stop being so effed in da head and get on with ur life.. just because he sticks up fir us mennonites doesnt give u da rite to say shit like that.. man.. cornie is the only cool one on this thing.. why dont u get off you tube or NOT WSTCH the dam videos if u think it's dumb.. hello its common sence

  • heh i tried to learn how to be semi-menno, I now what ralcucen, manaschlope, fasba etc. are but I dont know how to spell them. However, i can use them all in 1 sentence.

  • good job cornie! Way to speak for all us mennonite's out there. Very Very funny. Your the man!

  • Cornie have you ever considered doing a video on the limited last name options available to us the Mennonites.... no I am not related to every Abe Fehr in southern Manitoba! Just a thought.... waynesmumcha

  • WHen are you gonna cruz op and down Main street with the chavy?? Iv'e got a Ford!!

  • so funny

  • Hahahaha Cornie you are my hero. you should be The spokesman for mennonites across North America. Du bas gonz vagelshun fonnich

  • me too fa fack ta shuna ak san ook ba zoomed da davil

  • ak san uk n detcha davel

  • Ich bin mennonite or at least half!?lol

  • Rock on to all Mennonites!

  • HAHA this is a favorit, the part about the chavy and the 350 with a fear this sticker, AHAHA oh man this is the best

  • Good job, keep them coming Cornie!

  • YEAH! That accent keeps getting thicker and thicker! Good work man.

  • I AM MENNONITE TOO!!

  • I second that motion! Yea more videos!

    Thanks Cornie!

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