bisping fixes a spider bite!

[FDameion]

i dunno about the others, but i assumed steroids because he's using a syringe to pop the thing. given his physique, i doube he or his friend is diabetic.. and really, most people have razor blades or knives of some sort handy, not small needles

gotta go by the tools of the trade

[FuckinFirstRecon]

Lisping actually seems like a decent bloke

[irvykinneas]

is it the bisping from the ufc?

[WarXerxes]

@irvykinneas yes 

[0812silverclover]

nice body, weird accent!

[808yorkie]

@deesnuts. If he's not on steroids then why is their Intramuscular needles around the house? In Britain it is legal to have steroids. G'day

[ladyfox825]

You guys give me a good laugh!!!...lol!!!

[AnalHat]

Remember when Dan Henderson knocked your British ass out? I do, it was fucking great.

[acerr40]

Ive never had a spider complain when I bite him/her...

[Kritikerin0511]

He just want to show us his muscles :P

[sonadowfangirl30869]

it hurts like hell? you do'nt hear me complain when i'm bitten by a spider

[LuniaVideo]

@sonadowfangirl30869 Nobody hears you over the internet so what the fuck are you talking about?

[sonadowfangirl30869]

@LuniaVideo i do'nt know. i was very hyper when i typed that so i have no idea why i even typed that. :D

[sonadowfangirl30869]

@LuniaVideo but i do know that i'm allergic to spider bites.

[the4bros1]

hes like that one dude on grown ups aye wutsup ladieeeees hahahahaha lol

[ChibiGamez]

His accent is like a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Steve Irwin.

[ZoeMushroom]

EMO 

[iTchySkiDs]

so much muscle and so little pain

[laff100]

he sounds like brucie from gta 4...:D

[ActionJackson842]

What kind of spider were you bitten by?

[BagONonsense]

Sounds like the crocodile hunter...

[sumozai]

the house is similar to the paranormal activity 2

[dice2ice14]

lol hes a masochist

[itchynoob]

dam good thing where i come from its winder 7 months of the year =)

[MrMicrophoneman]

pusy

[JackkTheDON]

Hes from england you can tell

[TheMsGoldie]

That's a hematoma from steroids

[djrusty40]

Bisping is a pretty damn good mma fighter!!!

[jturk56]

@elmsy1664. Your just pissed that wen something bad happens to you dirty little cock suckers noone gives a fuck. You little smuts could be wiped off the earth, and you know who would care? Not a fucken person. Everytime god fucked up makeing a person, he sebt em to you cunts, the exception being rosy odonald

[saul6662]

pinche musculoso y pinche niña

[VampireDude111]

hmmm i think hes injecting steroids. jk that dude is buff

[robert0135]

Ahahahaha it's the dude from grown ups!! XD

[emowithoutblades]

@robert0135 i thought the exact same thing lmao



[OoDVOCALISToO]

Id rather be a wimp than have a high pitch voice like his lmao, not sayin im a wimp tho haha

[theXtreme1man]

its spiderman!!!

[makeitstable]

srry man, you get aids now

[TheSockyMan]

Such a good UFC fighter, been kicked the shit out of tho in some fights lol

[debi623]

I love that accent it is so sexy

[eknz1]

Steriouds

[mrpolo638]

AAHHHAAAHHHA he sound stupid

[FernandoMendoza775]

Hella cool accent! Annd I was just about to say you look like you would be an MMA fighter. d:

[TheHunterF1000]

@elmsy1664 i may be European but i respect americans so elmsy my friend you need to shut the fuck up.

[ReSanSax]

@elmsy1664: Your post is one of the most disgusting things I've ever read on YouTube. If this is the level of hate you harbor for your fellow man (American or otherwise) then you need to get some help my friend!

Oh, and FYI..."Yanks" weren't the only people to parish in the 9/11 attack. Many were of European, Japanese and Middle Eastern decent.

[Dzek88]

There is nothing coming man LOL XD

[ecstatictree1]

4 for orgasm 7 for you dont want to know

[thequinton07]

ohh not your ass?? glad you clarified that...

[GinGeeK]

@elmsy1664 why dont you go put your skittys in your alan wicker ...you plonker

[AussieChickAttitude]

mmmmmmmm your hot as

[Rawc90]

@elmsy1664 Sick twisted cunt.

[1adf9]

steroids



[BalaProduction]

Ok its all done take out that banjo and my beer

[jaymee5153]

His accent is awesome just thought he'd have a deeper voice tho all muscle and a kid voice! Still hott tho accent does top it off:)

[SuperCoyotebongwater]

His accent sounds awesome

[tigers14]

@SuperCoyotebongwater

the effects of steroids.

they become and sound retarded.

[TomDrummer15]

@SuperCoyotebongwater no its not awesome, the english cunt

[indomitusEvehementis]

one punch mickie vs michael bispin in a debate contest....

[YOitsJOSH18]

He reminds me of the buff guy that talks like a girl in the movie ( grown ups )

[akotasun]

I didn't expect that guy to sound like that haha.

[plopperhead]

He just wanted to show off his buffness!

[coloneldaddy]

I hope it was a black widow bite

[laceydushane]

like hes not use to needles..

but hes sexyy!

[bigboyconour]

u dont need to be a doctor to know this but if your going to drain and spider bite with a hypodermic needle then use the syringe dipshit

[tapeworm489]

ya unless you see a white head then theres little chance of puss. i would in the future just leave a bit alone if its just a red bump. no matter how much it hurts. its supposed to hurt. if its a red bump its fine.

[silvestre504]

jajajaja

[Reviewmen441]

Damn ur strong

[yoparkour01]

los esteroides no le ayudaron

[pornoslut]

hes cute =)

[Dirxano]

@pornoslut He's an ape. I think apes are cute too C=

[pornoslut]

@Dirxano hahahaha =)

[dudette201]

Why do I need to know about the little prick? The big prick is already talking at me..

[gothbabii188]

@dudette201 lol

[jatek5467]

hey aaaa mazzadude can u plz lay off him

[Lyllman]

LOL at 0.25 to 0.36 - "...Yaaarggghhh!...Yeahhhh! do it again, do it again..." Priceless. BAHAHAHA

[Akiramun]

He gets laid more than you, makes more money than you, and can beat your ass. He's allowed to be cocky.

[shorty00104]

LETS GET SOME STERIOUDS TO HELP THAT SPIDER BITE OHH YEAAAAH

[MrAshski]

@wtd15 Manchester accent, nothin like Australian or Irish you fool

[ChaosDominator]

cauliflower ear?

[seaviper101]

IF U CANT TAKE A NEEDLE I CAN TELL WHY U HAVE NO TATOOS

[rasmusdk7748]

Maaan that is British

[BIKER9o5]

What a cocky piece of shit.

[mazzadude]

@BIKER9o5 yeah oh so cocky making a video about being bitten by a spider, damn your cockynesss :s

[BIKER9o5]

@mazzadude You obviously don't know anything about this ass wipe do you?

Fuck you and do some fucking homework before you give me shit.

[mazzadude]

@BIKER9o5 Yeah mate I know enough. I know his time on TUF both as a fighter and coach he was cocky, but since his KO loss to Henderson you'll find very little 'cockyness'. Yes he'll talk trash before a fight, but I guarantee that that's all part of the promo. Alot of fighters realise that by hyping the fight with trash talk you'll be earning alot more money down the line than someone who says nothing. Hyping a fight is a big part of MMA/Boxing. Do some fucking homework before you give me shit.

[VAM171615]

hot body!!! lol

[drybones234]

white mike tyson lmao

[tentris]

YOU SOUND LIKE CHARLIE FROM LOST!!!!

[TheYazoo321]

fu cciking hell your hot

[deesnuts333]

IS THAT THE LEFT OVER NEEDLE FROM UR STEROIDS?

[SweNoXc]

@deesnuts333 are you fucking kidding me? He is a UFC Fighter he CANT take steroids without being disqualified

So leave the "Steroids" part out of here

[deesnuts333]

@SweNoXc hes not a ufc fighter u dumbfuck they said hes a cage fighter and yes that fker uses the roids

[SweNoXc]

@deesnuts333 are you retarded? -.- He IS a UFC fighter.. omfg you retard

[SweNoXc]

@deesnuts333 and btw.. Check this out too..

img.fannation . com/upload/si_blog_post_images­/bisping-fc.jpg

What does that say on his gloves? :) ALRIGHT!!! UFC!! Oooooh!!! im sorry :(

haha Pwnd

[JessaLynWilcher]

@deesnuts333 Na... steroid users are much more grotesque

[loomjake]

@deesnuts333 That guy is not on steroids everyone whos body is better looking than a lot of you lazy people automatically assume steroids because you dont understand hardwork and motivation. Your exercise or diet is a new years resolution that lasts maybe a week. maybe.

[lXxBachxXl]

@deesnuts333 hes a UFC fighter...

[lfcroblfcgetbettied]

@deesnuts333 yeah alright.. because michael bisping is on steroids isn't he.. -_-

[wtd15]

irish/australian?

[Rhyc111]

@wtd15 English...

[greyghost84]

@wtd15 Serious?

[1658544]

nice accent...

[erinwunder1]

Sure Bisping! We all know spiders don't typically bite right where it's convienint to do self injections!! HMMMM...hey, not judging...we all need our B-12!

[Jakedas2010]

Where'd they get the syringe? lol

[EminemGirl1231]

Damn for both the bite and the man ;)

[bud12399]

why would he want to get poked with the needle several times

[MsSaralaura]

he is soo sexy <33 he has a cool accent

[MsSaralaura]

he is soo sexy <33

[ShayneSkyeSama]

@SEANMINES22 the canadian XD

[noooblover]

steroid needle lol

[jaymadoor4]

this dudes a bad ass lol. :D

[FaceAfro]

i hope not all aussies sound like that

i have to live there soon wi th my girlfriend :/

[falafelhotdog]

@FaceAfro ...please tell me that was a joke?

He's English. He's from Lancashire.

[FaceAfro]

@falafelhotdog are you telling me english people are actually australians! oh no

[falafelhotdog]

@FaceAfro What the fuck are you talking about? Somebody said Mike was Australian, I said he's English which he is, what's the problem? Even if they were referring to the guy with the needle my point still stands because he's not Australian either.

[FaceAfro]

@falafelhotdog lol chill out. you know i was kidding right? and i mistaked his accent for an australian one. I talk to one quite a bit and it sounds sort of the same to me. I never heard an english accent. sorry? anyways have a good day sir sorry to get you annoyed xP

[Tovok123]

@FaceAfro

A- You are a fucking retard

B- You really are a fucking retard

C- Not Aussie

D- English

E- I'm not sure i made it clear that you are a retard.

[FaceAfro]

@Tovok123 12 year old? who cares if he has an english accent? it still sounds like he chews his words before he spits them out.

[MAKER6450]

@Tovok123 you comment like a fukn retard.

you think you're making a point with your silly little A B C D bullshit.

only a true fag would stick up for bisbing.

[Tovok123]

@MAKER6450

I think i made my point very clear that people out there are fucking retarded and only know what is right in front of them, dumb cunts need to broaden their knowledge and by your comment im going to say you're one of them as well.

clearly you are the fag sticking up for your boyfriend there you gay cunt, don't ever comment me again like that or i will fuck you up

[MAKER6450]

@Tovok123 wow, thats the most patheic comment iv seen all month.

your gona fuck me up if i comment huh?

how you gona do that?

who am i sticking up for?....i dont remember sticking up for anyone.

you need to get your head checked out mate.

[Tovok123]

@MAKER6450

why you such a faggot

[MAKER6450]

@Tovok123 you come back 4 months later to call me a faggot?

you must be bored tday.

[Tovok123]

@MAKER6450

BUT WHY U A PHAGGOT BRAH!? 

[NlkOlVy]

nice place...

[Necromante06]

youre like a pirate

[welshdean1968]

Bisping is a wuss, I fucked him up twice!

[randomness72838]

Must be rich. Look at his kitchen.

[Quagmire88]

steroids really fuck a man up....

[iloveeaglesmccnab]

a mosquito bite?

[noellehuynh]

lol bisping. . . keep up the good work in the ring. . .. .

[ladythreecats]

there are doctors you know?

[airsoftsamtheman]

0:35 lol

[MadameMeleancholy]

Epic Fail.....or just fail.

[SICKDOG903]

thats staph not a spider bite

[allanshoafrocks]

ha ha ha looks pretty used to having a needle in his hand to not be on the shit.

Plus skinny little fucks...ya I said little fucks,dont gain wieght without some kind of help.Plus you seem too pissed off to not be having side affects(rage)

either way....lol

[anamirtha26]

FUCK YOU BRANSTON 2K8. CUNTS. !!!!

[matthewdunne]

He ain't from Manchester he is from Clitheroe in the Ribble Valley near Blackburn, about 30 miles from Manchester :) he is from near me and believe me he is not a person to be messed with!!!

[jackmansgirl777]

Are you Australian, British, or Irish? I'm seriously obsessed with your accent ;;.

[sam15mohsen]

@jackmansgirl777 english from up north near blackburn

[123shimzy]

All u stupid little mothafukin retards stop writing shit about bisping because i bet u lot dnt hav the fukin balls 2 say it 2 his face and i bet if u ever did he will fuk u up and beat the living shit outta u !

[derbigpr500]

God damn ... people on youtube are so retarded...seriously, half of the people who commented on this video should be publicly executed because they're so dumb they dont deserve to live. Yes, this comment is for you fuckfaces who just get on youtube and comment on every single video featuring someone who has a nice body and write "STEROID!! " or "juicehead!!" type of comments.

[sayhai]

howdy!!

[BBOYBREEZZY]

u sound sooo annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dand100]

i'm just pleased to see that you're waiting by the computer to respond to my every comment, thanks for all the attention! :)

[madsox1978]

Yes he is from Manchester, England and is a very well known Mixed Martial Arts fighter in the UFC.He is known for joking about so dont think he is making a documentary or something its just for a laugh with anti climax like he said. Just thought i would clear a few things up for those who dont know.

[LadyRa33]

wat the fuck is up wit ur voice

[MrJasonekos]

umm he's an mma fighter and many other mma fighters can build muscles like he has... morons

[USERC18]

holy crap!..im amazed at how you body build yourself..fucking teach me how to, dude!

[Sn1pest3r]

wow, is it me or these guys are rednecks O.o? Anyway, nice muscles dude

[BraceForSilence]

DUD im diabetic an i use thous needles you use for this.....an now i dont want to lol

[joe151sgc]

He's frikken hot!

[alicitaakatata]

oh god i just got to excited lol

[KRLOZDEVIL]

Esteroids =)

[cadyrose19]

You're hot. 

[RAPTOR948]

wow, for a guy who clearly takes care of himself, he makes a lot of noise for breaking the skin without painkillers. I could cut a infection open and squeeze the puss out easy, a little sting, but it wouldnt be so bad after the puss starts to drain. it helps to get the nerves used to the breaking of skin, raises the resistance too of screaming. better luck next time on getting the bite to drain properly.

[MrBryce47]

@RAPTOR948 not all of us cut our selves daily

[gogetatr12]

@RAPTOR948 hes a professional fighter...hes used to his skin breaking

[carbilicon]

I THINK I WAS IN JAIL WITH THIS GUY

[Akabuena]

lol that guy is so strong that he can barely feel the pain ahahaha

[L1M3m3]

Looks Like Brucie from GTAIV

[GoatOfGhandi]

lol cool to see a fighter in their off time. I remember Mike using a syringe on his cauliflour ear on TUF, I think he has a thing for those. He kept asking the guy to stick him again

[SLIPOwnage]

Do it more, do it more.

Fkin hilarious, and the accent :D

[Chrissilovee]

This man is just so energetic, even when he's getting stabbed by a little prick. :D

[Mejiiaa]

HAHA i love his accent <3

[2ndGenFF]

No chance hes on the juice, hes pretty normal sized. 

[JnBvids]

Juicehead should be used to needles....

[ryanewt909]

@JnBvids He doesn't use steroids you retard obviously he wouldn't have cared.

[palmmuteify]

hahahahahahahahahahah! "something like the exorcist"!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[kidvaletudo]

Bisping always makes me laugh. And you trolls are lame. This is a real man, go troll elsewhere.

british is gay :S