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  • I like the voice actor who plays the King in Raam's character, he makes Raam sound and look like a royal queer. XD

  • 2:09 Bullchit

  • can you make a gears 3 one because they have good graphics please:)

  • did he say of the co*k at 10:39

  • and at 8:17 i thoute he was going to say "reach down and grab my balls" :D

  • and at 8:16 i thoute he was going to say "reach down and grab my balls" :D

  • pete was spying at 1:31 o_O

  • Kantus at 03:47

  • Ugh... that female voice is horrid. What 8 year old did you get for that?

    Shit casting in one roll aside, the rest is pretty good.

  • Dex u scruff

  • damn dex turned to a dick :/ backstabbing baster...but still luv ya dextar

  • why the fuck didnt he just cut the old man open and eat his heart? He killed him anyway

  • Kevin?? Wtf Thats a really good name for a locust

  • @REEMIKS you are a retard.

  • @waponeagel1 i mean they couldve used some other names like idk something for anime

  • @REEMIKS Watch the whole series you dumb fuck

  • how 2 revive ur dad: press x lol

  • omg i love this lol its amazing and aww...how could dex do that! what a dick!

  • good movie

  • how rob die

  • HAHAHA awww look AOL is trying to come back thats so pathetic

  • When they are back from the misssion its a serious moment when the guardian steps down.But i still laugh my ass of when the kings sais "Ballsack shirne"

  • Am I really supposed to take this seriously as a dramatic feature to the series when they describe the location's name as "ballsack shrine"?

  • this reminds me of red vs blue. it started out funnier then hell only, then it got more serious, but still funny

  • So this is after white phoenix right?

  • @Loliaz no

  • @Redarkyz it is a fter white pheonix u dick

  • @Loliaz yea

  • i think i saw this like a year back but just this episode and it made no fucking sense. now i love it

  • Sounds like a black guys voice is needed in this. *Raises hand*

  • these fucking advergayments (advertisements) are so annoying and + i have bad connection

  • @riqueAird shut the fuck SHUT THE FUCK SHUT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK UP!!! YOU ND UR STOUPID ASS ADVERTISING PEOPLE GO SMD!!!!! GDFO

  • the girls voice is ssoo sexy in this

  • @AndJusticeForAll1231 It's Rina Chan :)

  • isn't rob only like seven

  • 4:21 lol RAAM looks at his gun like WTF?

  • does anyone else notice that kevin kinda sounds like the master chief (when he pissed off)

  • does anyone else notice that kevin kinda sounds like the master chief

  • at 1:31 it was all epic and sad then that just ruins it rofl

  • lol

  • @Anonomous0C does anyone even say "The bomb" in context of appraisal anymore...

  • ugh fucking rina chan, jesus christ

  • @10lettername Rina chan is the bomb, Your Jesus cant save you now. >D

  • @Anonomous0C Obvious troll is ob-you know what? Fuck you, not taking any risks. You could be serious.

  • omg the start has so much serouis atmosphere but when the king sed ballsack i just HAD to laugh LOL

  • something about watching this again after ages makes it alot better!

  • 0:01

  • 4:40 reminds me of my bro's frat guy friends xD

  • haha that british locust was funny.

  • sorry no sympathy for locust fools they should jus get nuked at the end of the episode lmao ballsack shrine wtf?

  • sorry no sympathy for locust fools they should jus get nuked at the end of the episode lmao

  • 60 ps3 fans

  • OMFG best machinima EVER I feel sorry for dex And the best clifhanger ever will he live or die

  • this fucking reach advertisment is so damn annoying!!

  • @XHaloXOdstX fuck uman reach is awesome

  • @BennysMusicTube even though it's a great game doesn't mean the ads arent annoying...

  • @XHaloXOdstX how is the reach advertisment annoying

  • @XHaloXOdstX Shut up! Reach is awsum! :D

  • good vid, but seriously....british people are aweful voice actors, or at least people who wont drop their accent

  • @Derantikorper

    only in his human form i dont know why he voice acts better when he's a locust

  • @Derantikorper

    Hey!!

    I'm british. and havent you seen the cartoons? We are evil genuises we don't need your acting!! mwahahahaaha!!

  • Go to the Gears Of Wars official facebook page and hit the like button for every 1,000 fans on that page this labour day weekend it will times your exp you earn for gears of wars 2! So if we get 100,000 fans on it! It will be 100 times exp all weekend! this is the easy way to get to lvl 100 the legit way!

  • CHEK OUT MY CHANNEL ppl. im awsome at gears and i love to play it. I hav a serious clan goin on and its an all-star squad. I want u 2 join if u think ur all dat. my tag is gearsismepashun. nbox me on yutube or xbox live. but do it on youtube for shure cuz i dnt hav xbox now. (grounded)

  • nooooooooooooo pierce

  • did he seriously say ballsack shrine

  • I almost died laughing at 02:28 to 02:32

  • good video

  • the funny thing is tht scouge is a girl voice in hume language

  • @warriorx420 *Skorge

  • It's hard to take this seriously when the first 2 episodes were to supposedly make this a comedy. Oh well, great series.

  • what's the soundtrack at 2:04?

  • he was minh. i wouldnt wanna turn back if i was minh

  • @terdoff The old man was Dizzy, Minh was his Wingman.

  • best machinma i ever seen

  • Her woice is annoying and she lacks tallent of empathizing to the character she gives the voice..

  • i dont remember a kantus's feet being so big. 5:21

  • Shut the fuck up bout kinect no 1 gives a shit

  • kevin better fucking have a happy god damn ending. dex can suck a dick after all this bs he has been doing

  • haha skorge

  • lol the ballsack shrine

  • who ever is playing the girl ruins the video same for the dumass austrailian

  • Now this is getting serious, and they still call things 'ballsack' and stuff, lol.

  • this is the stupidest machinima in the fucking world

  • @DEMONPLAYER101 fuck you

    

  • The girl sounds like shes from pokemon.

  • The locust are limies, it all makes sense now

  • this is so cheesy its good.

  • no w8 so does the white pheonix story line take place before the gears no more story line?

  • @klyz103 yes

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  • this is kinda sad

  • was this series inspired by Avatar

  • they should put this on t.v

  • i don't like all the old characters from white phoenix dieing

  • This is getting...dark...'Kinda like it. Let's see how this ends, eh?

  • WTF is this shit?

  • Couldn't Kevin have eaten rob's dad's Heart to turn back?!?!

  • @TheChAosBoy11 you need to eat two

  • awesome story line... fantastic... haha

  • this is awesome and dramatic

  • This one

  • i hate the lousy locust

  • this series has gone from cool/funny to way too serious.

  • gotta admit pretty impressed alot of work has gone into this well done people

  • The Kantus is a Redneck

  • wow this is sooo f*ing gay...

  • LOL

  • what the hell?? this took a lot of work..lol

  • Even in serious moments like at the beginning, I still laugh my ass off when the King says "Come to the ballsack shrine." XD

  • @MrMason109 i agree i tried not to laugh when he tried to b serious...but roflmao

  • Askirith. you have a "girl" and a kid. im guessing your about 23 years old judging by the fact that you have a "girl" and the fact that you have a kid. your 23 and your playing video games rather than taking care of your family? your GAY

  • @adamjamesmandthefrog No actuallly I'm only 17

  • i waited 12 minutes to see the ad from the new wii game..

    what the f*ck?!

    YOU TUBE FIX YOUR SH*T!

  • So thas how Dex and Kevin turn to locust at 8:55.

  • dumb

  • The attempt at making a machinima with gears is a hard one. I have to say this had some good angles. But I must say the voice acting needs work. Some of the characters' voices were over done, while others were acceptable.. Other than that I say nice job I give it a 3/5.

  • lol a gear right under the dudes sniper go to 1:35 in vid

  • THE BALLSCACK SHRINE LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • horrible!

  • this sucks dick

  • i got gears of war 3 video come to my profile no really i got it no rick roll shit the real thing

  • 0:48 says it all. "this is...horrible"

  • I know it serious but i cant help but laugh whenever i here them say "Ballsack Shrine." lol

  • lol at the voices- girly locust, british locust :L

  • yo la fumo y a estos pendejos le hace efecto

  • MUY MALO

  • wow this is gay

  • i coulda picked fuckin dedi!

  • Dex should of talked to kevin It would atleast be a more kick ass scene

  • oh dear. beyond sad

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  • @Askirith  your gay

  • ooo u pwned him

  • @Askirith some do.. my sister was watching the tyra show and i heard about a gay guy who married a girl. no kid though. im not calling you gay, im just informing you that some gay guys for some reason have girls

  • @Askirith Well a lot of the anti gay congressmen have families but they are all coming out :D Not saying anything about you, lol

  • @Askirith nice cover up

  • @shanekilleraam I don't need a cover up. I know who I am and what I am. I didn't insult the video. I just advertised my clan to other Gears players alike and tried to get a few people to help me out. Not really an ignorant concept.

  • @Askirith mAYBE SOME GAY FAGGOT, ADOPTED SOME KID SO THEY CAN RAISE HIM TO BE GAYYY

  • @MrStrikefire I pitty the kid.

  • @Askirith well gay men dont have women but they can adopt and they can marry in some states but having a succesfull clan isnt really all that important not really much of a gloating right :P

  • @Askirith OK U DUD UR FAKE AND GAY

  • @Askirith you have a kid and you're only 17, try to keep it in your pants man lol

  • @Askirith You have a child? And you're still playing clan matches?...I think he's calling you gay as in "Get a life" gay...or at least look after the life you have.

  • @Askirith Not calling you gay, because I don't know you and can't make a judgement like that. But, Tom Cruise does.

  • @Askirith It's the perfect cover.

    

  • your right

  • God damn ads

  • Argh I don't give a shit about some guy who's losing weight with yoplait yogurt with a variety of tastes, the stuff sucks, and google sucks for advertising it.

  • didn't know Britts were so ugly!

  • fuck off prick

  • kantus il a une voix de meuf mdr

  • HOLY SHIT!!!! LOOOOOOOOL THIS is VERYYYYY dramatic xDDD lol i mean serilously wTf i thought machinimas only was funny?!

  • I always wonder why the start and end finish dramatically?

  • its just soo good!!!!!

  • He shoots her like 4 times with a shotgun, and then pulls out the pistol to 'finish her off'?

    Seriously?

  • pfft get over it

  • @Jessannah he didnt shoot her , he shot at the sides cuz he didnt want to kill her just to intimidate her so she tell him everything

  • @Jessannah he shot near her not at her

  • @Jessannah he shoots above her head

  • @Jessannah No all the shotgun bullets miss on purpose

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  • lmao this shit is freaking funny ass hekk

  • whats with the critism :O because we like it makes us an ass hole? does it really matter

  • Halo 3 machinima wipes the floor with this Lol.

  • yea but shame about the actual halo 3 gameplay... gears wipes the floor of that.

  • Darien, Headphone, Mega, Anden and Taskbot... Why criticize? You Jealous you can't get a video wit h 70,000+ views? You guys area bunch of babys

  • yea i was watching from da begging and it was funny/sad. best machinima ive seen

  • IF you came to comment about the video.

    Stop and collect some intelligence for your already feeble mind.Than watch the FIRST episode,instead of bing a complete jackass and starting near the end.Besides that if you don't like it you don't have to leave a shit comment,considering no-one gives a flying fuck about your shity opinion!

  • whoever is enjoying this is a fuckin ass for life i mean u typed to see gears shooting the fuck out of locusts not for some locust soproper bullshit

  • yea dude dont be a fukin dick

  • realy i typed to find somthing interesting with more depth than a puddle

  • WTF voices? lol locus are geys :D

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  • oh shit really nerds^^ i wanna see the game not this

  • haha enjoying it i am