Holy Spirit, Batman!

[SuperSeaweedSoup]

Christians, if you want to know what Atheists think when watching videos like this, just replace the word "god" in the video with something like say "tinker bell."

"Oh Tinker Bell you are sooooo real, so alive and sooo magnificent! *weep* You have touched me all over with your glittery goodness. *sob* Please please show my lost Christians friends that you are real" *sob sob, weep, sob, weep*

Now tell me that doesn't sound absolutely insane. That is what this guy sounds like to us.

[SuperSeaweedSoup]

Err... no thanks. You look to be in terrible pain and misery. The only time anyone should weep this badly is if they were fucked in the ass by 10 inches of un-lubed cock. Anything else, and you're just a whinny waterpot.

[Widgetas]

@thenextnerd Fanks :) This video was a long time ago though. I'll try and put some similar out soon, if I can find a fundie to play with.

[PicklesReallySuck]

That guy is fucking insane.

[Widgetas]

@PicklesReallySuck He certainly has some form of issue, I'll grant.

[BelgianDan]

epic win

[Widgetas]

@BelgianDan Heh, you never saw this at the time, then? I'm having a bit of a back and forth with someone who is very much on John's side, on your own video.

[BelgianDan]

@Widgetas I saw it back when, but I have the bad habit of forgetting leaving a comment on videos, wasn't sure if I left a comment before.

[aSkepticalTruth]

Show us on the doll where the holy spirit touched you

[727Phoenix]

Sometimes I disapprove of people laughing at someone who is in tears. This is not one of those times!!! In fact I keep coming back here because it is so funny no matter how many times I watch it!!

[Widgetas]

@727Phoenix "people laughing at someone who is in tears" - I can understand that. However RGG wasn't really crying... :D

[Beeshitten]

"God is alive"- wow- what insight!! If his God is so lovely, why does he seem to be in such agony and distress??????? Fucking fruitcake.

[mykelb]

@TheChuckk Sorry, but I have no daughter or anything with a vagina in my home.

[Hisseefits]

dprjones was a bonus. Thanks for that. I subbed.

[Widgetas]

@Hisseefits Cheeeeeeeeers

[Widgetas]

@TheChuckk Highly likely, but I doubt she'd post the video online. In any case I would invite you to watch the original video John made (you can't, he took it down) with impartiality and see whether or not you think he's faking it (hint: most of us think he is).

Your analogy is somewhat flawed, however - He's been saved. Jesus isn't threatening him.

[VeridicusX]

@Widgetas `He's been saved. Jesus isn't threatening him.'

You're kidding aren't you?

We're talking about a genocidal, sex-slavery endorsing, superbeing who impregnated his own mother ... when she was an adolescent child!

You'd be crying if a murdering, paedophilic, mofo bastard (with super powers) came along and telepathically declared you to be his girlfriend for all eternity.

Whoops, I meant "saved for all eternity".

[Widgetas]

@VeridicusX I chuckle :D But surely that was his 'dad' ?

[VeridicusX]

@Widgetas That's the benefit of being three magical persons and yet mysteriously one. You can get away with whatever you want, including being your own dad.

In Star Trek, being his own father would have created an anomaly, slowly transforming him into an amphibian and compelling him to kidnap his captain. He would have forced her to become her own mother, thereby acquiring along the way a compulsion to mate with him on an uncharted planet after she herself had transformed into an amphibian.

[Widgetas]

@TheChuckk If you start talking crap about science then I'll get annoyed. Also grammar is your friiiiiiiend. Use it, please.

Pretty much correct about the average CTscan radiation dose but you're working from a position that assumes a single Xray dose is the single safe dose (incorrect position). It's 0.1mSv compared to 1-3 mSv which is the average background dose.

Some people in Iran have bgd levels as high as 260mSv per year with no ill effects.

Don't be rude about his daughter, please.

[Widgetas]

@TheChuckk Oh... oh TheChuckk... Yes I have seen the light. You're right, I've been such a bastard.

I can see now, He wasn't faking his tears at all. He was so sincere. He was so so honest about what he's actually feeling. You can see he's not forcing 'tears' or pretending to be upset. Not at all.

Feel free to come back and leave inane comments in the future, won't you? Charmed.

[coralarch]

Turn off the audio, and watch!!! 1:02 to 1:38- his impersonation of a bowel obstruction is absolutely extraordinary.

[ninkendo2]

Dude!! Where did you get the delusion books? when i saw that book that you pretended (or not) to read. I laugh so hard I fell out of my chair!! I perfer to live to the FULLEST than prepare to die by the bible nonsense.

[mykelb]

This man needs a catscan.

[kd1s]

Wow - talk about highly delusional. The guy spouting about god and the holy spirit has some issues.

But the silent commentary was fantastic.

[lavenderliberal]

Sides hurt too much to comment coherently! Love it!

[BetterABleedingHeart]

Dude has issues,...

[SulkYoO]

That guy is really embrassing but the thing you did with this material made me laugh a whole lot! Thanks for that!

[LJonesy2]

i busted a gut as soon as you pulled out the god delusion, that was awesome

[Widgetas]

@LJonesy2 - Cheers. But every time I see this video now I think about how I could improve it.

I might have to do an anniversary directors cut.

[LJonesy2]

@Widgetas Sounds good, does this directors cut involve an epic trailer to go with it by chance?

[Widgetas]

@LJonesy2 - It could do, but that'd mean the whole video is contained within the trailer like most trailers these days. All the good bits anyway.

Nah, I'd like to sort out timing and what not, and do a few edits.

[LJonesy2]

@Widgetas Ah, cool, i look forward to it!

[martialme84]

Oh DEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was SO embarasing, the poor guy! He is all screwed up and someone put this on the interwebs, at least, if it was not himself...wtf?

I´m gonna.........someone help him please!!!!!!

[coralarch]

He's snivelling because the atheists aren't watching his soporific "Glass of Spirits" bullshit. Christ, it's the most borrrrring thing on Youtube. This is so much more entertaining! Keep wailing and howling, John- we love every microsecond of it. For the record, this atheist has NOT been touched by your loathsome god, so your prayers have been an epic FAIL.

[BuBBaGump014]

I won't be so quick to dismiss what he says. Not a lot of people know this: Wet dreams are hand-jobs from God. He loves us.

[BeckusTitheroff]

I have no idea what that crazy guy was saying. And yes i found it very embarassing seeing a grown man crying about ..erm... what was it?

[sheri226]

GENIUS!!! I'll be forever grateful to Rhymemaiden for the shout out to your channel, this, so far, is my favorite!

[SpeedFreakNO]

Hehe, great start of my day :P I laughed a lot :P

[andyapocalypse]

Geeze.

You've got to wonder where the Holy Spirit touched him. By the agony and distress in his face, I'd say a very naughty place.

Great video, by the way. You had me cracking up!

[GodWillAlwaysWin]

I really don't know why this man is behaving in a manner guaranteed to make Christ a complete laughing stock.

[Widgetas]

Because he's filled by the Holy Spirit.

You don't know why... Don't tell me you've not been touched by the Holy Spirit?

[formless777]

Remember that God did use the Holy Spirit to impregnate Mary, and to Baptize Jesus. Currently this guy claims to have the holy spirit inside him and he's crying. If it walks like a rooster and crows like a rooster...

[coralarch]

Agree, formless. I wonder if anyone ever interviewed Mary  about her being raped by a randy little poltergeist. The poor girl seemed to have no say in it at all.

John Marcus's only redeeming feature is that he's funny, unintentionally so.

[coralarch]

@0:59, turn off the audio and enjoy the sight of a VERY constipated sufferer!! LMAO.

[LuigiPeach]

FFS this is a video about a grown ass man weeping over the holy spirit...

[CrankyWombat]

Hahahaha!

[Ainulindale21]

har! fantastic work, this be the best vid i've seen of yours, keep it up!

[TheWeizOne]

It is almost painful to watch someone so deluded they can't even have a genuine emotional experience without ascribing it to some all powerful outside entity "allowing" them to experience it. Own your own emotions, take responsibility and credit for yourselves.

[richardmoz]

great stuff

[patq911]

"touch my atheist friends" widge- "Get away from me!!"

[neuro369]

oops spilled some psychedelic amphetamines in the church bake sale.

[Meiklelodians]

I apologise in advance....but god better wash his hands before touching me...that is all I am saying....awesome video :)

[Manaborn619]

So, a person who seems to suffer from mano-depression starts crying for no reason when listening to music.

That's proof of god?!?!

[loserella55]

Poor guy, he looks miserable. I hope I never meet any god creature that makes me that unhappy. XD XD

[awatson945]

Oh sweet Jesus. Humans. Go figure.

The silent commentary was priceless though. Be careful how you touch your monkey.

[MinervaInTheBrain]

Man, I wonder if RadicalGraceGospel thinks he can find the Holy Spirit when jogging too, all those endorphins getting him high on the Holy Spirit.

[patq911]

Loved the oar, or was it a cricket bat?

[Widgetas]

Neither - It's an ugali spoon, used in Kenya for mixing a staple food: Ugali.

The more you know ... :D

[DiverforPort]

You can't tell in this video but in another video he has an accent, is he Dutch? I did ask him on one of his video's he never replied. Maybe cause he knows I am not a fan of his.

[draagon66]

DiverforPort

South African, for which the accent owes much to the Germanic and Dutch immigrants.

[iouakick]

think this guy needs a good psychiatrist lol

[coralarch]

I think he just needs to stop chopping raw onions.

[coralarch]

Gawd save us! For someone who believes he'll be in Heaven for ever, he sure sounds miserable! I wonder if he was present at his kids' birth? He seems to have borrowed his facial expressions from a woman in 2nd stage labour...

[DiverforPort]

LOL Cora 2nd stage labour? Maybe he is passing a kidney stone.

[coralarch]

Hahah, that would sure explain the cascade of tears, Dive! What an arsewipe he is- expecting us to fall for that cheap trick!

[coralarch]

Who's this idiot referring to as his "atheist friends"? Not me, I hope. I wouldn't want to know a manipulative, dishonest creep like this. He's removed his original vid from YT- that speaks volumes for his sincerity. Behaviour like this deserves all the scornful jeers that it attracts.

[Widgetas]

Well, he generally allows video responses and didn't remove the video for quite some time after a number of responses were posted.

But yes, in this case I think some crocodile tears were being produced ;)

He complimented me on my latest response to him though :D

[coralarch]

I guess he had to save face after millions of Youtubers laughed at him. I've seen weird religious practices in Nepal, India and Indonesia- but never anything so grotesquely undignified, so shamelessly self-indulgent. Disgusting!

[coralarch]

He openly states that he wants us to know God as he knows God- which implies that we have to accept his version only, and blubber, sob, snivel, and whine and splash gallons of tears whenever "witnessing". What an ego-trip! Derision and laughter is a surefire remedy for this disease.

[727Phoenix]

Whatever funny shit I've said about this Holy Nutter... is nothing compared to Widget's non-verbal response! 5 stars!

[coralarch]

Agree, Phoenix! Priceless stuff!

[alterdbyme]

damn i couldn't stop laughing :P

[SpaceAndrew]

I laughed so hard at the toilet paper offering. Great video!

[enhanceUK]

4o seconds in and your reaction is priceless already! Hahahahaha

[Resurrected06]

Thanks, man. I laughed so hard at this video that I ended up crying just like guy in it.

This is going right on my favs.

[oChairmano]

haha you guys will get yours at judgement day. You won't be laughing in hell.

[Widgetas]

By "you guys" I assume you mean "you guys who are laughing" ?

I assume you're a poe. Have fun :)

[scottneumann82]

lol very funny 5 stars

[MrSarcasm2]

Lol, we have Jesus' Chris Crocker.

[coralarch]

Turn off the audio, and this fool appears to be doing a fantastic impersonation of someone straining to take a long-overdue dump...

[coopersnoop]

@coralarch - BRILLIANT

[coralarch]

cooper, thank you. I like to make other Youtubers' lives happy :)

[coralarch]

I, too,* weep sob*, get like this *sniffle, waaaaah*, when I *gulp, sob*, forget my *snivel, howl* meds boo hoo...

[nextasy1]

To much drugs, to much beer and to much stories about guy who died for our sins! An idiot!

[coralarch]

Nextasy, I fear that this jerk may have been severely deprived of drugs and beer, and that's why he worships a dead rabbi....Apart from that, the original vid has been removed. I cannot imagine why, can you? *cough* :)

[OpalElegy]

aww, the guy removed the original video

[Christheatheist1]

That was really funny dude! Creatards are fucking nuts LOL

[eddygoombah]

awesome... faved fived

[Vampiro413]

This is why religious fundamentalism needs to be recognized by the FDA as a drug. Those addicted to it cry while injecting the substance into their system.

Like a fat chick on Dr. Phil blubbering "I cry when I eat ice cream!!! WAH-huh-huh-HUH!!!"

[Firithfenion]

This guy has a lot of issues. Embarrassing indeed.

[thesmartblonde]

also? i was so waiting for a smokey the bear reference or something when he pulled that "only you" thing at the end.

[thesmartblonde]

this is amazing. thank you! :)

[yummyseed]

St. J.Marcus ftw, has given us 110% proof of God. Best evidence thus far ...friedfood.

[ateox]

This guy needs help. Sounds psychotic.

[Aspentroll]

We have a guy that is willing to blow himself up, here. I hope he stays in the next county.

[Widgetas]

Only if god tells him to... Oh wait :S

[vidvyuer]

I wonder if a disposition to religiosity (If there is such a word. is genetic. In that case, if scientists could locate the gene and deactivate it in embryos, mankind could eventually erradicate the mental disorder known as religious belief.

[coralarch]

I wish he'd omitted that annoying chair- then we could enjoy the illusion of a disembodied head sobbing its banshee wails against a tasteful blue background.

[wanafly12]

did he expect us NOT to laugh at him? not with him, AT HIM!

[pissandwich]

have you seen user aurorainthedesert?

watch?v=lbbUAcbi9E0

It's waaaayyy creepier than this guy.

[zegeck]

Jesus is coming, and so was she.

[TEMPESTSPARK]

That reminds me of that criss crocker guy "Leave God Alone"!! HA-HA.

[KevinSolway]

I think this guy has found some good drugs.

[Widgetas]

(completely sincere aside : Sir, I am in awe of your facial hair)

[bewarethelizards42]

Epic :D

[bewarethelizards42]

Just watching again, and whilst I'm sure other people have said this. Do you think he might be furiously masturbating, just out of shot?

*shudder*

[Widgetas]

If he is then you have to wonder at the thumbnail that shows as the link to the video :D

[bewarethelizards42]

Moisturising. Part of a good skin care routine.

[Widgetas]

It really isn't...

[TRAdamTM]

awesome, you unintentionally created your own artform with this video

[TheKilgoretrout]

I don't know what was funnier—the video or your reactions to it. Sorry you had to watch it more than once to capture the idiocy of that crybaby

[antybu86]

Pretty funny.

That guy is pretty crazy.

[free2question]

Watching this was like peering into my own past! Luckily, I never made any videos. lol

Thanks for making this; your reactions were prime! xD

[lc237]

Lol - that was great. Can't wait to check this guy out and comment. He really needs professional help. Five stars and a sub.

[dappyhel]

Had me in stitches, I'm actually crying real tears of laughter!

Yay for Monkey!

[rosmarinusofficialis]

Pass the sick bucket, please, quickly.

Why does he think god is "surreal"?

[dave28lax]

I think that dude needs a nice cup of PG...brew up Monkey!

[Widgetas]

There we go! Someone finally spotted it!

[travis18haney]

"ok where did the holy spirit touch you."

the monkey said

[guywitharock]

lol, that was too funny. someone needs to tell the nut case that spirit is for cheerleaders.

[Diefzilla]

Lulz to the max. After a really crappy day, I really needed this. X3 All your asides and juxtaposed book shots really made me giggle. :D Nice one.

[dreadpiratedan]

well, that's a big fat sub right there.

[ginmortal1]

Well done! this was both, disturbing and extremely funny.

[askegg]

Bwhahaha.

I just cannot imagine recording myself like this guy did for the whole world to see. Jesus H.

[Widgetas]

Well you obviously don't know Jeebus the way he know Jeebus.

Or should that be the holy spirit. Which is so very real.

[askegg]

I keep my spirits in a glass where they belong.

[Rhysz1]

Okay guys, I'm sick and tired of this...... The reals star of the video was.........

........

THE MONKEY! (repent! monkey haters!)

Regards,

Rhysz

[Widgetas]

I accidentally flushed him down the lav.

[Eopyk]

Great vid Widge. He is a bit to much .

All love from me Jasmine

[maciolek1980]

I have trouble telling if the guy in the blue shirt is just pretending to a Christian whack job or is one. That line has been too blurred lately

[Widgetas]

There is much contention on this issue.

Some, like me, believe him to be 'sincere'. Some think he has mental issues.

Some think he's a cheeky faker.

Evidence points away from the last two. And he accepted this as a video response...

[x42brown]

Widgetas said

Some, like me, believe him to be 'sincere'. Some think he has mental issues. Some think he's a cheeky faker.

These are not mutually exclusive.

[Widgetas]

This is entirely true.

[TheAist]

funny stuff! nice!

[zarkoff45]

I wonder if Michael Persinger could get that kind of response with his magnetic helmet.

[KraisinsGhost]

2:06 I laughed so hard that I woke up the family.

[KraisinsGhost]

Brilliant

[fizzybgood]

I laughed so hard I cried. Thankfully, my tears weren't nearly as embarrassing as the guy in this video.

[Rhysz1]

Screenied the entire comment section. Good Job!

Regards,

Rhysz

[Widgetas]

What the hell is going on!?

[spikesmth]

I was LOLing even without your clips! Good shit man... that guy is a blubbering idiot! 5*!

[Gnug215]

Wow, this is the Chris Crocker of Creationism or something...

Weirdness.

[vickmackey24]

great video, haha

[cheeekamoomoo]

Check out the views. I knew you was going to be famous.

[Widgetas]

Dm pimped me to Rhysz, Rhysz pimped me to the interwebs. I feel dirty.

[Rhysz1]

You should! You're mine now!

Regards,

Rhysz

[nelliediddle]

I saw this on the dutch boys channel first, I was pissing myself laughing! This is the best rebuttal, ( no pun or DPR's Bum intended ) without one word spoke!

Bloody Brilliant!

[Widgetas]

That fucker is taking all my views!

GIVE ME MY VIEWS BACK!

[SuperFlyNB]

I was crying too.. tears of laughter

[ShellySummers]

OMG i was almost crying after watching your responses. I didn't know you could read my mind. I think those exact same things when watching dipshits like that.

[LucasPic]

bloody hilarious! The bit with the monkey made me spew coffee!

FYI, you owe me a monitor.

Is it me though or did that dude seem like he was channelling Glen Beck, in the sense that I am about as convinced of his 'revelation' as I am that coffee is made of plutonium

[YogiToad]

This video is pointless.

[Widgetas]

As is your comment.

However, I wasted far less of mine time reading it and responding to it, than you did in watching the video.

Keep smiling.

[Rhysz1]

I think toads are pointless.......

Regards,

Rhysz

[Rhysz1]

I'll retract my comment, because Yogi has been nothing but reasonable...... I'm still anti-toad though.....

Regards,

Rhysz

(keep the downvotes comming)

[DmKrispin]

Captious arguments in the comments section of what is essentially a piss-take video are even more pointless.

[DmKrispin]

I sense you're the type that NEEDS to have the "last word".

Go ahead. I don't mind.

[BrightRaven0]

ummm... did this guy just have sex with god? cos thats what it sounds like...

[DmKrispin]

Does the monkey need counseling now?

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

Actually, his behavior was a bit like the last time I had severe intestional cramps, followed by explosive diarhea. So, I suspect the toilet paper offered in the video would have been most welcome.

[CuriousMoth]

5 starred, favourited, subscribed, friend added. Where've you been all my life?

[Widgetas]

Watching you from the bushes.

[YogiToad]

Having watched so many anti-religious vids done by atheists,and the extent of their lack of sympathy and meanness all around, I wonder, if the the shoes of the inquisition would fit just as nicely on the atheist foot, but the Christian would burn in the name of science.

[CuriousMoth]

Sarcasm mode on.

Oh yes Yogi, because atheists have a long tradition dating back thousands of years of killing and brainwashing in the name of atheism and what atheists really advocate is discimination of any religious people.

Sarcasm mode off.

[YogiToad]

Well, any journey starts with one step now doesn't it?To quote a philosopher and friend:"It's not the guns or bombs or bayonets that kill so many that afflict man but the hate in his heart ,which masked as righteous indignation that makes man to war."

[Widgetas]

Just to clear something up:

On 21st July 2009 you uploaded a video where you used the bible to remove feacal matter from your sphincter. Correct?

[Widgetas]

Ah, you're making me smile.

If his faith is so easily shattered...

[CuriousMoth]

I don't think I'm righteous, I just think I'm right. I'm not going to kill someone for being religious, I'm not going to treat them with disdain for being religious, I'm not going to discriminate against them because they're religious and I'm not going to be less inclined toward friendliness to someone because they're religious.

I'll argue my piece, but I won't do so violently and I won't wish a violent end on those who disagree.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

To ridicule ridiculous ideas is not a mean thing to do, but the RIGHT thing to do.

You only consider the anti-religious movement to be mean because, for some reason, for the longest time people of reason have been quiet about the absurdity of religious faith. And it is time for us to stop that.

Faith enjoyed undeserved respect for long enough.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

It's not like I don't feel sorry for him, but you know as well as I do that there's no reasoning with these guys.

Yes, I would say "thanks, but I am allergic". Reasonable people would desist and accept the fact that I wont take any flowers. But if the flower-giving person insists over and over, listening not to my reasons, using emotional arguments, crying, screaming and saying "why don't you just accept my flower", then sorry, but mockery is due.

[Rhysz1]

Were you born without a sense of humor or was it sugically removed later? Let the grown-ups post their and keep your peace.

retarded regards,

Rhysz

[Widgetas]

Have you looked at his blog and the work he is doing?

He doesn't appear to be a broken man. He ministers and teaches English to children in Japan with his wife and looks pretty damn happy.

But thanks for your opinion. I just don't share it. And to be honest there are FAR WORSE videos taking the piss out of this guy than I have.