clockwork LEGO Useless Machine -- turns itself off

[SnowB1aze]

It's like I hate u

[CaloKruse]

this isnt useless, is for making many likes an views

[DasLunicorn]

I can built a house out of lego :/

[appleintosh]

@Bradguy123 It's possible. You just need a motor system. The older 9v system works better than power functions because it's smaller

[IFUCKINGLOVEPOOP]

i thought of something else when i read "turns itself on"

[Bradguy123]

Is it possible to make one of these completely out of legos and rubber bands, without requiring the wind up? I'm gonna try.

[cozaassy9]

wait till it figures out the seacrets of the world

[winterka100]

It reminds me of a sign on a wall that says "Do not remove this sign."

[sonicgood200]

thats cool

[legos1011]

It's so pointless I LOVE it!!

[Onwexry]

ok, it has already been done, in clarity, and with a good set of picture based instructions, at the site dejakob1 mentioned above, and i'm not sure if it's new of not. i'll see if it works, and someone else comment, so i'm not feeling like nobody sees this.

[Onwexry]

crap..... I Vote For Comment Editing!!!!!! Or Self Removal!!! actually, these instructions would be universal, not attached to any specific language or nationality, as they would be pictures of the building process. Wish Me luck!

[Onwexry]

wish i could edit comments, cause i would add that the instructions would be in English, not Chinese (Simplified Han) (at least that's what Google translate says it is...)

[Onwexry]

i want this, and instructions would be nice, but i'm determined to build it, so i'll eyeball it, and see if i can get it. i'll make instructions if i get a replica working, and post them here.

[tank9]

nice useless machine

[gregboy121]

tehe that is awesome



[SniperWalrus]

I prefer to think of the useless machine as always being "on".

When its on, its useless, when its off. It turns itself on!

[1003824]

can you make a build instruction please

[mgoNat101]

It's not useless it just doesn't want to be used.

[Warguy2000]

awesome



[aquaticked]

Dear Santa.....

[661EASTON89]

That's all???...wow

[MIGU3L2K]

not know punk im busy lol

[Flummi889]

can you make an building instruktion please (in from germany)

[poxonfamily]

Please Please Please Please make a tutorial! I really want to make one of these! :-D Awesome!

[GeorgeNakashyan]

make a tutorial or this sucks ok

[nicholasljy123]

can you make a tutorial?

[Minerdog123]

How does it work

[rihannaakonstromae]

wow



[kennyb0y1597]

Can i have ?????????????????

[GreatOtaku95]

epic lol

[lucasjensen1]

why does everybody built these machines ???

[MrShoy]

@lucasjensen1 for entertain themself in their spare time.

[trinhbangpeter]

COOL

[NewPemmie]

is there ANYTHING we can't do with lego xD

[69DivIX]

my comment is useless

[WafflzDude]

xD

[tayecally]

c o o l

[slarri1]

thats funny :DDD



[daba7735]

I want to Build one if I had all the parts

[torymaster5]

i understand how it works now

[DemGamingVideos]

Man that thing is trolling hard.

[joshy541]

emo robot is emo

[mgafMUAT]

That happened with Windows ME...

XD

[alejandroalex9]

Wow you are super!

[luigikirbylego]

It's in denial! o.o

[Teleguy9000]

This is absolute GENIUS!

I love it!

[tomislavlac]

if its LEGO then is not useles

[bcancerninja]

Oh boy, Curly from the Three Stooges is gonna get very angry!

[irontonoyeah]

This reminds me my last relationship.

[MrPanda7426]

Damnit I said no!

[wobuainihaha]

did you use eletronic or others?

[bollepoes]

But will it blend?

[Omega97DX]

There is nothing useless as long as long as you have uses for it!

[randomvideomaker321]

I wanna make a motorless one. So does this one have a servo motor or something

[randomvideomaker321]

Is there a motor cuz u looking to make one the I'd motorless

[MrFgmaniac]

Was I the only one who thought it would be...

Let's just say flaggable.

[belliouse]

its pretty cool how its made of LEGO tho

[Detroitisbest]

its just like nnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!!

[ty99999returns]

lmfao

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

BUILD ME A PAINIS OUT OF LEGOS

[XPLODAZ101]

lol

[cdguy47]

CAN YOU BUILD ME A GAMING PC OUT OF LEGOS?

[sciman001]

why make this???

[MrSporeowns]

@sciman001 why not?

[thmessage]

I lol'd

[Kingcool9111]

Holy crap!

[dejakob1]

MY CONSTRUCTION GUID IS BROKEN SOMEHOW

please go to : legocn.net (then scroll down and click next till you find the useless machine)

LIKE THIS COMMENT TO KEEP IT READABLE FOR EVERYONE!

[LEGOdude5715]

@dejakob1 Why is the page on chinese?

[legotechnic27]

Hey :)

[ErlendYo91]

nicely built!

[pokemanjay123]

it's not useless make it push the trigger of a gun and shoot someone then blame the lego robot ^_^

[MrSporeowns]

@pokemanjay123 INCREDIBLE!!!! fire a gun without fingerprints or DNA.... noone will look in the lego box... HA!!!!

[kjurko1]

is this.. electric ? ..

[SuperAirplane123]

@kjurko1 no, wind up. its some clockwork device....oh how it is hard to decipher it!

[MrKristi195]

i remember the times when legos used to be much simple and all u needed was some imagination

[skipplet]

This cracks me up. Reminds me of a Pixar style robot.

[snelliehellie]

dude your F*KING AMAZING

[wektion]

that lego bitch i want it to get out of the box NOW *RASGE*

[kiwininja100]

i lold

[hendrexrules]

What if you break the switch right after turning it on, does shit get fucked up??

[54bobbers]

DA- DAAAAAAAAAMMNNN

[xweert711]

Not useless if its fucking hularious,

[videowizdude]

i wanna play with lego again.

[videowizdude]

OMG, THATS LIKE THE BEST ONE EVAR

[yeayeawateva1]

that is relly interesting :D

[MrMonkeebalz]

I could literally watch this all day long

[HeRmItDaShE]

Haha " no LEAVE ME ALONG OKAY?"

[embeejogabonito]

NICE 

[ecopper1]

and why we make this its useless

[zwiftblade]

What an idiotic invention, it's completely useless and needlessly complicated.

I LIKE IT

[Legoweapond]

One of these could be useful...

[FFFre4k]

Whoa, first time i actually think that i could do something showed at youtube. But you cant find instructions...

[404MrKustom]

not bad, realy not bad :D

[multipizzaz]

i want one!!!!!!!!!



[DerUnbekannte]

beautiful design, congratz!

[ale03000]

At least it's not completely useless, it turns of the switch you just turned on, for FUN LOL.......

[mufloable]

FALLITO

[Thisabadusername]

There are still pieces in motion after the black switch is "off". So technically, wouldn't it always have to be on then?

[darklegobuilder]

thats pretty funny

[littlebigrabbit]

the prototype was faster

[Greenstorm33]

Nice!  I like how the sides have opening panels.

[Galgamos]

Amazing :D

[TheRojman]

INsaNe

[TheLastSurvivorFPS]

I want one

[legoinstructor]

do you need mindstorm/nxt for it

[masterchef829]

this thing gets me hungry

[legoinstructor]

great use if you are agresive XD

[MissFlying1]

This is hour of FUN! :D

[uberCharlie7552]

Make lego publish this as an offical set.

[jeffpop35]

its so boring...i's interesting!

[TheSilvernuts]

In the description; THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

[RocktheProject]

You're a genius; this is waaaaayyyy better than the other ones. Good job.

[TheTugder]

Is there a motor

[oooanthonyooo]

Its as if the machine is going stop it I don't want to work today.

[Arwiiss]

I think this product has a potential to succeed as ''Pointless button''

[thelegoguy1228]

ok this isnt mindstorms or is it?

[Coolwhip353]

I need instructions!

[Hitman715]

This is...beautiful!

[kittymlittle]

haha lol thats really kool

[roblox184]

i like to look at lego machines :)

[RoflmaoStudioz]

the things kinda like

not today bitch!

[rileysmurf]

I am the 500th like.

[darkphantom453]

THIS IS NOT USELESS! THIS IS A GREAT LEGO GUN TARGET!

[lolypopboy777]

it have to be called "shit in a box"

[madcio]

It is most Zen machine that I ever seen.

[charizard359]

its not useless..........its just not very useful

[roberrules]

this is funny

[YBTrolling]

This is not useles! There are so many thing you can do like pressing a button and...and ...pressing a button..no wait I said that...um ... ok it may be useles.

[manningliu]

showing us how the whole thing works was just awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gomotion100]

please respond

[gomotion100]

i dont get this mech

[Parkjimin950521]

Useless machine became not useless anymore...

[korpel]

is there a standby button ??

[TheYosuck]

omg it's very hard to make one but really good =)

[SonyFoLife]

thats just the kinda thing that you want sitting on your mantle, begging people to flip the switch when you go to the bathroom

[hamsterking5]

THEY DONT SELL THE CLOCK WORKS ANYMORE! argh!



[veritasvita]

You are really good...

[KickButtUnggoy]

You win the internets. almost unseeable trap door from the side.

[SuperGamedude123]

lol



[Ekokubza123]

good

[UseHACK]

hahaha, "turn me on"

[SiMpsonIzer01]

thats the useless thing in the WORLD!!!!

[LiEnucksFAILS]

liEnuCkS faiLS!!!!!!!

m21543Z09



[LiEnucksFAILS]

leeeini nucks fails@!

[TheArzonite]

ps. i wanna one of those :D

[TheArzonite]

ur god of legos...

[JonasPwnsUs]

(singsong) somebody needs a life

[larslayerlol]

Ok, great leave me alone box. Kind of ennoying though, I've been sitting for 2 days now tryng to figure out how to build it!! Could you please take some more pictures of it inside? Or break it into smaller parts? The best would be if you could make a tutorial from the beginning! I'm gonna subscribe to you right now so I don't miss if you would make a tutorial! Thanks!

[PPGCSuicide]

VIEL ZU GEIL !!!!! 8-D

[larslayerlol]

I'd better go find my old LEGOs! O_0 This is awesome! :D

[TheGoldenSniper1]

SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!

[coolchillrock]

8 people found a use for this

[jimmymagnum07]

GET A JOB!!

[dejakob1]

HERE IS A CONSTRUCTION GUIDE

legocn.net/2010/07/uselessbox_­instruction/

LIKE THIS COMMENT TO KEEP IT READABLE FOR EVERYONE!

[TheOnlineBusker]

@dejakob1 doesnt work...

[dejakob1]

@TheOnlineBusker It worked when I posted this, to bad the link is broken now :(

[Wobuffet3]

@dejakob1 it would be pretty cool if that link worked

[dejakob1]

@Wobuffet3 It worked when I posted it, to bad it's not working anymore

[randomguy1029384756]

@dejakob1 fuck u theres nothing on that site

[dejakob1]

@randomguy1029384756 stop being a dick and look abit for your self, the link is broken now but if you look for 5 minutes on the site you'll find it

[TheRyval]

@dejakob1 this link... it is dead!

[XboxSharpie]

LMAO

[davyvde]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

[H4554nX0rZ]

I just masturbated to this

[megaboy021]

whats the nuber of the motor?

[ubuntupokemoninc]

how many turns are in a motor like that?

[joaoonda]

awesome!

[patsygill]

did you do it

[epicfail10362]

You might think that's useless but I think it's hours of amusement

[Waniay]

THUMBS UP for instructions! I NEED one of these XD

[dejakob1]

@Waniay legocn.net/2010/07/uselessbox_­­instruction/

[Takeshi357]

"Listen, and understand! That Box is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has turned itself off!"