MARCH 11 VLOG: MY EXS HAVE VAGINAS

[LovesYouShaelyn]

I love ur fucking voice!!

[liketotallyandstuff]

i love you. wow XD

[FallOutBoyForever821]

Aw She Stole Your Balls!

[DaughterofNight1]

where fuck are my balls XD

[horserider944251]

"i gave her my balls and she never gave me tem back" LOL! awwwwwww so cute! :D

[thedrummerization]

who dates girls anymore, they got cooties, jks

[cmerizan]

"where the fuk are my balls jessica"

LOOK DOWN!!! hehe jkjk

[mobug710]

Your really beautiful (sorry if I sound super creepy <3)

[OMGItsGarrettLee]

I'm proud to say that I have dated NO girls ! :D Dick only !! :D

[stylequeen119]

Dude I loveeee how fucking gay you are :) if you were straight, I would totally go out with you because you are adorable (: anddd I loveee your laugh

[TheJgntv]

THAT HOE KISS ALL THE BOIZ IN 1RST GRADE

[TheWhitepeperidiot]

so ur bi?

[cmerizan]

@TheWhitepeperidiot hes gay he was "bi"

[MeeversJeevers]

Youtube comments are certainly the feeding hole of intelligence!

Just kidding.

[alexandgambalin]

man this kid needs to duck david rifords dick he is straight up flaming and it creeps me the fuck out

[TheBabygirl3464]

I love him!:D He's sooooo cute!(:

[Irandomfourreal]

aawww hes just so cutee does anyone find it sad that hes gay?

[GreyNoises]

@Irandomfourreal

as a guy, not at all =D

[espanolmuchacho]

@Irandomfourreal Nope, I'm pretty happy about it :) Lol jk

[TodaysBS]

"Where are my balls Jessica?!"

lmfao that's definately my favorite line

[sballgirly31]

hahaha wow tht girlys a slut! :P

[JordanJeopardyy]

you are NOT ugly!!! <3

[MrJason300]

"Where the f*** is my balls?" lmao

[MrAlanca]

Dude it's cool how ur so freespirited I Goya gay friends and they r not as cool as u

[mickeyjamesfan09]

Ouch LOL poor you matt :(

[mrshmuly1]

i think most gay guys go thru that stage where theyre like "im bi." and then they hit like 8th-10th grade when they realize theyre gay

[Siotin]

u sux .. retard .. and looks like gay ..

[Siotin]

@zenox000 u too gay ? lol .. fuck your own dick retarded kid ..

[zenox000]

@Siotin

YEah daamm right i am gay you little Fuck!

[Siotin]

@zenox000 omg .. stfu wanker gay dont worry me more..

[zenox000]

@Siotin

Hmm maybe i overreacted..I would like to give you a Big Hugh Siotin:); you are problary a sweet guy!

It is just Homosexuals do not harm anybody, so why be so mad at them!

[zenox000]

@Siotin

Bye the way i think that Siotin is a Beautifull name, i mean it!

[moosho1234]

Is he gay? And WTF is with that giggle?

[AlexCullenVampire]

ive dated 2 girls before i met my boyfriend.

gf #1: slut

gf #2: druggie/bitch

[whooshyoumissedme]

ahh my bday i love you

[jacquelovesyou1]

i still havent gotten my balls back jessica

were the fucks my balls?

lmao

[KakashiMyHero]

"No really, they suck like literally." HAHA! LOL... that well, sucks.

[KrisSyaron666]

yesh jessica where have you put this mans balls?! D< give the man back his balls....XD D<

[mikaylascpshow]

how old is he?

[mizzygirl6473]

Matthew you are ADORABLE!!!!!!!! this is the first time ive seen you but you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo cute and tiny too.

[jetmylove4uis4ever]

i have a necklace like that

[jetmylove4uis4ever]

im a lesbian and im so happy that ur in the world matthew ur amazing and ur so free spirited thank u 4 ur sense of placement in ur mind i dont understand y people say that gays and lesbians should die my own family says that i cam out 2 them 4 years ago when i was 14........it sucks but im so glad that ur happy no matter wat as am i

[Pikachuduh]

i had like this little BALL necklace, like those little silver BALLS, well they werent that little, i guess they were like this BIG, like BALLS, and she liked them, shes like can i borrow them, i gave her my BALLS and i never got them back, i still havnt got my BALLS back. where the f is my BALLS. I CRACKED THE FK UP LOL

[stacyviacomsucks]

"where's my balls at?" lol

[Krjod]

Loved 3:02 and 3:33 :)

[CannibalismNightmare]

Aww! You make me wanna hug you! <33

[kuvshinikov09]

i <3 u mathew, im bi and i really really love u

[OwlTubers]

I don't think it's a person's CHOICE to be Gay, or a Lesbian.

I honestly believe, not strongly, but it's more of a theory.

That gene when you're determined to be Male or Female screws up, and part of your brain is sending that message (let's say, to a guy.), that you like Guys. Because that gene is messed up.

I think it's a theory.

But.

ON THE VIDEO'S HAND.

Matthew's awesome.

And adorable.

<3

[Boeu13]

Eww you're not gay

[TootsieMonsterx3]

"no really, they suck, like literally"

hahaha i laughed so hard xD

[zacmadness]

i wish i was ur so cute

[iVote4Porn]

Lol the story about your "balls" reminds me of this one whore i knew (her name was jessica to so WEIRD!) but she would date guys just to get their "balls" then dump them...never giving back their balls lol! I loved my little jessie though. She would wear them and i'd always be like "let me lick your balls"If i ever say u in person wearing balls i'd have to ask if i could rub them :) just for a few mins!

[tom211t]

I wouldnt say your desparate dude, but the way you tell the story makes me feel like you want us to feel sry 4u. I dont feel sry 4u dude but it dont mean i dont like ya. Oh yeah those semi naked dancing vids... do you really enjoy pervs lookin at you. your funny man n kinda cool when you speak make me liaugh in a good way. Stick to that dude its cool, peace out.

[EktraKrispy]

Dude, no hate at all, but was ANYONE surprised when you came out? Like at all?

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

FECAL SEX About 80% of gays (see Table) admit to licking and/or inserting their tongues into the anus of partners and thus ingesting medically significant amounts of feces. Those who eat or wallow in it are probably at even greater risk. In the diary study,5 70% of the gays had engaged in this activity--half regularly over 6 months.

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

Where'd you get those statistics from?

I would think gays would wash beforehand. At least, all the gays I know do.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

I dont give a fuck how much they wash beforehand its an asshole with shitin it.

A tongue belongs nowhere near it.

Thats why gays disgust people,and people hate disgusting things.

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

If they wash then they won't have shit in it. I've done it plenty of times I know how it works. I hate disgusting things too, but I find vaginal sex more disgusting. Do you know what comes out of there? Blood, mucus and babies.

People who are disgusted by gays are really ignorant and childish, the majority of gays don't even have anal sex. But a large proportion of straight people do.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

You are too mentally ill to realise how seriously sick and disgusting you are.

You are a lost cause.

Dont expect people to accept filth like this,its absolutely disgusting.

[miryiah23]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH im a person and i accept it hes right vaginas are pretty gross i would know i have oneur just socially unaccepting i bet ur one of those guys who like lesbians cuz they think its hot but u think its gross for guys

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

Either your a troll or an idiot, because you haven't given us a good reason to find gay sex any more disgusting than straight sex.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

Putting a cock in shit is not disgusting then?

Oh its fucking disgusting alright.

Why do you think gays get beaten up all the time?

Sick people are always the target.

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

I've already said, YOU WASH YOURSELF FIRST. And even if it is dirty, that's not reason to hate gay people. It's pleasure, it's fun, it's harmless, it's love. If you're disgusted by anal sex then don't have it.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

I am not disgusted by natural sex you weirdo,i am only disgusted by shit sex.

Sex in the shithole.

At least you faggots cant get shit pregnant!

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

And how do you define "natural", RAMBO?

Btw I'm a bisexual girl so I wouldn't consider myself a faggot, but whatever.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

Gee its really hard is'nt it?

Natural would be male and female,not 2 males or 2 females.

Not really hard when you actually use your brain is it?

You are so clever! just like all other weirdos gays and bisexuals.

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

I want to know why you believe it is only natural for a male and female to fall in love, you could say that was the way it was originally intended but the human race and everything it does has a biological cause and is a part of the natural world.

Even if such a thing as "unnatural" does exist, that label certainly doesn't make it any less good or real. How does one determine what is natural and unnatural?

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

My God!

If you actually need an answer to that question,then you just proved what a complete and utter idiot you are.

Only smart people understand common sense,the idiots just question it !

Maybe go back to school and re take Biology class,and this time LISTEN!

I bet you try to drive the wrong way down a 1 way street LOL.

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

Well, answer the question then. Don't just throw insults at me, it makes you seem like you're hiding your own ignorance and stupidity.

[RAMBOdontlikeFILTH]

@Boeu13

You cant be this stupid can you?

Seriously?

No matter how sensibly i answer an obvious question like yours and no matter how many facts i show you,you will not understand any of it,and will find an excuse to deny the facts.

Its all part of the gay agenda.

The gay agend is to silence the truth,promote filth and turn the world upside down moraly --- Make bad look good,and good look bad.

Thats what fags are all about.

You are a total failure at life. its that simple

[Boeu13]

@RAMBOdontlikeFILTH

Unless you're going to actually answer my questions and provide some logic behind your claims I'm not going to take them seriously. You sound like a child who has been brainwashed by close-minded and ignorant people to be honest, I challenge you to prove my judgement wrong. I've been involved with the gay community for many years now, I have countless gay friends and acquaintances and I myself am bisexual.

Our love isn't harming anyone.

[thegreatcaitymarie]

Okay, who else laughed at the gay kid asking for his balls back? :D hahaha I'm still lol'ing. Love this guy!

[RandumCheese]

you remind me of disneykid1

[arbivark]

dunno if you'll see this, but you have a cameo on ben fold's chatroulette video, the one from his live charlotte conference. it's probably not you, just somebody running your video. but i was like, that's matty lush! it's about 5 seconds into the clip for just a couple seconds.

[StephenEOfficial]

@griim13 u call him desperate?? ... ur the one desperate for attention so dont toutch things u can afford bitch....

ffs

love you matthew will always show KINDNESS towards you unlike some people. xxxxxxxx<3

[TheHallaP]

Hey, That is mean to say griim13. If you dont like him then dont watch his videos. he doesnt talk shit on you so you shut up and mind your own damn business. But Sorry Matthew, I think you are beautiful<3 I bet you were adorable when you were younger. And what you did for that girl in 6th grade was very nice of you.

[Savann]

Wow. I misread the title of this video at first. I thought it said "My eyes have vagina's"

Gotta say, I was a little disappointed. lmao

[superandom]

ROFL. That would have been much better.

[griim13]

get some fucking realism u jaded IDIOT stop playing with ur ego and pick up a dictionary then look up the word talent then u will realise u have NONE im not angry because of how incredibly gay u r i have tonnes of gbf's its because YOU ARE DESPERATE

[liw213]

That's right,Women..Come get me : )

[liw213]

Matthew,I think I know why you are gay,and im not Homophobic,nor insulting you..

Women are fickle creatures?

They feel since that You have to ask them..they can be Goddess-like and rather arrogant?

They are incapable of showing kindness to a Man,or anything?

They arent anything if they arent hiding behind something,betraying you,or wrongly accusing you of stuff that you didnt do at all just for the fun of it?

Im short,Matthew:Women drove you to it!Yet another reason Homosexuals exist!

[VampyTiffyyy]

You gave her your balls. XD >__>...

[basicboi23]

Matthew, you rock!

[PromiseBethOnTheSky]

hellooo :D i've beena fan for YEARS now!

im a chick. and Bi.

and your HOT :D

[darren2112]

love u matthew !!!

[xxocchicaxx]

OhMyWord :] Matthew is so HAWT xD too bad I'm gay. hehehe. I love your vlogs darling!

[curtisbingham]

You are sooooooo cute!!! i am gay too, and i used to date girls, and i have had the same shit happen, so i know how you feel...

[ahhchaosx]

I hope someone shoots you in the face.

[wouldulookatme15]

i say im straight and i now know im gay. thank you :) ps it has nothing to do with the videos

[bdcello1]

If i was ur BF i would the bast one would every have

[vampirebella12]

aws poor matt :(

anyone would be

stupid to do that

to you :) <3 love you!

[ruubin18]

whats up with ur forehead? ur wrinkeling it all the time, like ur nervous...

[321pigpig]

"I gave her my balls, an she never ave me them back :I"

LOOL! ;D Aww. [;

[DancesForCookies]

I loled "I dont know Im confused" I love you Matt. :3

[HottieMoon]

Haha seriously matthew You are dead cute ! And I love u r belly and im gay 2 so O_O AKWAAAARDD XD Well i believe we're all bi, just more or less to one side ;D

[kaaylyn11]

you're totally cute :)

[xXAnnMarieRoxX]

5:43 to 5:54 LMFAOO

<33

[bittercokejjang]

love your T^^

[CukkieCakes]

you look gorgeous here Matt xxx

[thatoneguyyep101]

It's okay, all my ex's sucked too, and so does my current boyfriend (;

It's kinda a standard I have =D

Anyways great vid. <4

[idonothasname]

GTFO YOUTUBE FAGGOT!!!!!!

[animeaddict247]

cute face at 5:45. we love u matt! and im in 8th grade and im bi.

[justis2252]

Wow!!! First off hater you stopped to watch it seems to me like you might wanna check your back door there might be some fag in you!!! Second only haters who are closeted are the ones who speak so loudly against it..... Atleast he has the balls to say whats on his mind I personally like his little vlogs..... But in the end it always comes down to what my momma tought me can't say something nice dont say nothing at all.... Thank you come again!!! ;))

[curtisbingham]

Sure sounds like your the one against gays!!!!

[justis2252]

@curtisbingham how am i against gays lmmfao i am gay

[BAMSARAx3]

WHERE ARE MY BALLS :D

[TheKateconner]

you seem so nice!!!!

[Louiise2k8]

"No really...they sucked like literally"

LOOOL xD

[watchouttheresdani]

i keep replaying 8:14- to like 8:20 haha

knocked her up LMFAo

[JeremyScottThompson]

im gay but i still can fancy girls...i fall in love with their personality and how caring they can be which is why all the girls ive ever dated has normally been my best friend...i can cuddle and kiss but anything more then that just feels weird unless its with a guy...its weird i know but its not all about looks ya know

[authenticmind]

Matthew, there was a time when you made entries that had meaning and scope. What has happened to you? It hurts to see the change from optimistic idealist to what you have become.

[majokralik]

I luv ur eybrows ;D

[Superkst20]

I think he really is bi... but he prefers guys. if he can fall in love with a girl... he also likes girls... he just rather be with a guy... so it seems.

[h8er2123]

*hugs*!!!!!!!!

[a4e2snm2kr3]

GTFO THE INTERNET GAYBASHING TROLL!

[JinjoBread]

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE @idonothasname ???

[blueskittleflowers]

Haha, metaphor: 5:42 - 5:43. =P

Where the fuck's my balls?

[loved9508]

that was my question!! haha:) *and i was like, i dont know, i'm confused..* LOL. your the beest:)

[dudly11]

I still haven't gotten my balls back lol

[KraZyRuskieFilms]

im best friends with my ex-gf....

[GayBoyJuly1996]

Hehe cool. ;)

[niam92]

aww Matt if you still love her/like her a lot maybe you should go for it!

[Gabbyxxzz]

I miss the old hair ,long and black

you look super pale now

[piernic75]

And thanxxxx God you're Gay!! :))

[superfreakzz]

Love the end :]

[rejectedchik89]

lol! Where the fxck's my balls?

[Gabbyxxzz]

haha

[pimpinmuffins]

youre too adorable :3 like seriously...it hurts

[WWEQAF]

way to be bitter..

[jsdgsa]

is he still with connor?

[xxstormxangelxx]

nopee

[StabiloMwato]

Nope

[cutelilcanadian]

dude, no wonder you like guys!

all your girlfriends were horrid!

D:

[0inuyasha0naruto0]

OMGG ♥ Your too adorable XD !!

This video made my day :D HAHA !

[mrcliff34]

you let a girl steal your balls?

[ZOMGitsxThexPANDAS]

i <3 you lol u make me awwe and feel sad then laugh lol

[Proud07]

OMG.... I was that girl you dated for two weeks who brushed it off!!! Like, me. In that situation. Still friends with the guy.... except he's like... just a horn dog I guess, idk. you were so funny in this. love it.

[StillxOBxScene]

"No really, they suck... Like, literally. "

XD

[KickboxingKangeroo]

i stubbled across this page i'm not gay but it's cool that you are i guess but i just had to comment and say that you look like a teenage steve martin which is cool as hell cus steve martin is the shit lol

[jamesgotman]

where the fucks my balls ... ahahah :)

[brokencrucifix]

I still love the way you say "That's embarrassing."

<3

When did you start saying it like that?

It's totally genius <3

[BeautyGeekxo]

Now i see why you went to men, the ladies you were after were the bitches lol.

[YvieProductions]

I hate it when exes that meant so much to you brush you off. It's such a shitty feeling. :(

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

I would not be happy if an ex forgot about me too.

I dated when I was in sixth grade too, lol.

I love you like a brother.

[engelarzt]

i read once that u have to have intercourse at least once to recycle your chakra energy. So once i told this my (gay) boss!!! I am bi, and i always make joke bout straight gays: u are too square!!! only have sex with one gender!!!! hahahaha!!! LOVE U!!! ksss from brasil!!!!!

[NuniMuS]

It's nice to know that your early love life sucked just as much as mine.

[lolroflbbq20]

mabye thats why ur gay u never had sex with a woman :l

[PeaceLoveHappinessHo]

Of course him not wanting to have sex with women makes him gay.

[alwaysloveCHRISDREW]

mathew do you know what day is the day of silence or does anyone know when it is

[vbhhlibra]

@alwaysloveCHRISDREW Friday, April 16th (:

[alwaysloveCHRISDREW]

@vbhhlibra thanks i'm not doing this but my friends are i'm not because i'm straight but it's for gay lesbians and bisexuals right

[vbhhlibra]

well im straight but i do it because i have gay and bi friends and i do it to respect them..ya know (:

[JordanTrishaRachel]

@alwaysloveCHRISDREW Its on april 16 this year

[jamaljamal85]

Buttsex is a filthy abomination. There is nothing attractive about a hairy asshole. At least to sane people.

[xtcbeyond]

first off why do you care and secondly being doesn't mean you have to have anal sex, and lastly not every mans asshole is hiry plus you can shave ;-)

[xTokiohotelgirL483x]

lol jessica where the fuck are my balls? lol i looove u!

[SuperToTheEmma]

You're sooo cute.

I love you.

[lauralandslide]

I LOVE YOU <3

UR SO FUNNY =P

[orphen005]

hahahaha-this-morning-a-cop-wa­s-under-my-window-and-i-peed-o­n-him

[sofiekeuhh]

Ha Haa ;D x

[Joker197412]

du bist der übelste gaylord

[xChange4TheChildrenx]

"ouch, you little slut." hahahahaha i <333 you :D

[lordfire10035]

oh you can still have a baby

[rikku166]

i think you should not regret the fact that you left that girl you don't need a baby and stuff to make your life complete i think ur cool the way you are :) you will be happy with that special person someday weather its a man or woman its don't matter

[SakuraWings]

You still have feelings for that one girl you dated for 2 weeks it sounds like. Sounds like you regret not staying with her too. You shouldn't live your life so you have regrets. And you shouldn't blame her for trying to pretend like your dating didn't happen. She's probably just trying to move on since she feels like she doesn't have a chance with you anymore since you've outed yourself as "gay". If you still like her then don't let it pass you by.

[XtremeBreakDance]

This is shit... this guys an idiot

[2boysinlove]

and I also love how you ended this ;)

[2boysinlove]

where the f*ck are my balls!? lmao xD

[rainbowmuffinxxx]

ur soo adorable :D!

[PrincessCupcake88]

i mean vlog * hahah

[PrincessCupcake88]

loved / this blog <3 lol

[1982mockingbird1982]

Ppl are probably curious bcoz they want 2 no if u go both ways. I bet you have sum female admirers who want to no if they have a chance! Lol

[xDyingspiritxXx]

i love girls xD

and i had cam sex with a guy XD

[LittleBritianTV]

erm...you must have fucked a chick. You have a son.

[TheRandomJonaslover]

i love your laugh. aha :)