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  • sheesh, cute ears much?

  • ummmm.... im pretty sure this is heaven's channel not this chick, where is heaven?

  • is there any way i can talk to you on the phone or do u have a facebook

  • LOL all I see is a knife rack. Lets try that ;)

  • I want her to sit on my face while she is talking.

  • where Is HeAven?

  • Great advice but Zzzzzz...Zzzzzzz...Zzzzzzzzz..­. You gotta loosen up. Have fun.

  • Luckily im blessed in this dept.

  • where is heaven???

  • haha take an ice cube, a drink of sparkling drink, and a mint all at once. just make sure they aren't mentos and diet coke...

  • @mongfin01 actually... coke and mentos may be a good idea.... if you know what i mean

  • @napalmvoododaddy ive read all your little coments and have come to the coclusion that you sir are infact the pussie

  • @bigwormpimpin lol. You are very perceptive, wise one.  : )

  • This chick is hot but I miss Heaven :(

  • @mediaswn Lucky you!!!

  • You're adorable.

    

  • i know a plastic doll may be too much. that\s why i understand how gay you are by your needing to suck a girl with a dick off. i wish you well in therapy. but we both know you'll fail. probably by sucking off the dorm hacks that take you back and forth from your bunk to the dr, and back !

  • Sorry, all I heard was ww.I'mhighmaintenance.ca

  • Toothpaste works the best during a very hot shower.

  • Hayley, I think I should practice on you, so you can let me know when I've gotten it juuuuust right. ; )

  • @3TNT3 right ! hahaha ! you want to suck a girl off that has a dick ! your the fucking gay bastard !! go practice on a baseball bat ya deep throat stick fuck !

  • @napalmvoododaddy See, I knew you were a fucktard. Girls don't have penis', ya moron. But you wouldn't know that, would you now. Because you don't like girls, and you've never been with one.

  • @3TNT3 your the one who want to practice sucking a dick on a girl. hahaha ! your own words ! i have no problem with girls. this one here is hot. i love her. she just talks too much. your the asshole causing trouble. your the one with the problem. wanting a girl with a dick. your a sad piece of work with no life and no women. i on the other hand, being a professional lead guitarist, and have more girls than i know what to do with !!

  • @napalmvoododaddy Plastic blow up dolls don't count, buddy. So that takes you right back to zero.....

  • whoa. i give this a "limp dick" rating. i mean it starts with stuff i thought i'd see her suck on. but all the while, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ! my dick just didn't even twitch. what a bummer !

  • @napalmvoododaddy I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you're gay.....

  • @3TNT3 say it to my face and i'll fickin kill you ! the girl here only talks. fuck you !

  • @napalmvoododaddy I would stomp your gay little pussy bitch ass into the ground. You couldn't beat me up if I was in a coma.

  • @3TNT3 you have no idea. you see, i will kill you. no fighting, just a messy bloody death you'll have ! what a little boy fag you really are.

  • @napalmvoododaddy Yeah, uh huh, sure you will. I'm pretty certain operational tanks are illegal for private citizens to own; so you're out of luck little girl.

  • @3TNT3 no, just a messy, bloody death for you pal !

  • @napalmvoododaddy Whatever you say, dumb ass psychopath. And you're a coward as well. Only cowards fight with weapons, because they know they are just big PUSSIES without 'em, and will get their candy asses handed to 'em. Nothing manly about using a gun, or any other weapon. A 6 year old can pull a trigger, you clown.  Just more proof that you're an effeminate, gay, PUSSY coward.....

  • @3TNT3 no bitch ! no coward here. only a badass ex-military who's been there, done that. and will fucking kill your punk ass in a fucking heart beat. i don't waste time with fucks like you. trouble makers. loud mouths. assholes who dream that their bad. no, i just fucking kill you where your standing. your the pussy. wanting and saying you want to practice sucking dick in the first place. wanting to practice sucking a girl with a dick. your the sick bastard. she just talks too much ! haha !

  • @napalmvoododaddy You're the only bitch in this cage, pussy. "Badass" my ass. U've been in a guys ass, a& done that. U r a psychopath. You're a pussy who would get his ass handed to him in a fight w/ his own grandmother. YOU'RE the "loudmouth asshole who DREAM(s) that their [sic] bad." Never said 1 damn thing ur CRAZY ass mind is dreaming up. Just because YOU like DICK doesn't mean every1 else does. Stop projecting, fool. The only thing this girl here has is a sweet pussy -- something u hate.

  • @3TNT3 go back to your first comment. when you started all of this. your the one wanting to practice, wanting to learn how to suck off a girl with a dick. hahaha ! your the trouble maker, loudmouth, ect. and i am a pstchopath. i hold an expert rating in edged weapon hand to hand combat. back in the day when you weren't even born. in service, i dropped a guy with a knife after i took a knife hit myself first. i stuck him 9 times before his body hit the floor. i seen his eyes go. anytime,anywhere

  • @napalmvoododaddy But she doesn't have a dick, you stupid twat. Sounds like that guy took a slice out of your brain, or the doctor dropped you on your head, real hard when you first came out. And, as I said, weapons are for PUSSIES. You are a chicken shit who needs his little pacifier knife to protect you. Mano y mano, NO WEAPONS, and I will bust your face wide open, you dumb little cunt bitch-- with my BARE HAND(s).....

  • @3TNT3 i was in a hallway. third from point. a guy came at me with a knife. i pumped off a .45 shot right through his fucking face at three feet away. blew off his nose and the total back of his head. i looked over at one of my friends and said"look, asshole brought a knife to a gunfight". i laughed and we moved on. yes, i'm a real psychopath, you have no idea. i dropped more guys than you have digits on your hands and feet. i'll fucking drop you too. your a trouble maker, a punk with no honor.

  • @napalmvoododaddy Honor?!? U r a sick fuck who takes PLEASURE in KILLING people, & rehashing all the gruesome details?!? No honor in that, just a desperate need 4 a straight jacket. Oh, & u SHOT a guy w/ a GUN. Wow, am I suppose 2 B impressed by that?!? Cause guess what, I'M NOT. Again, a fucking 6 yr old can pull a trigger. Any ol' PUSSY can do that. But I am a MAN who will bust ur little ugly ass face wide open w/ a good ol' fashioned FIST. But ur way too big a COWARD 2 fight w/ ur bare hands.

  • @3TNT3 ramble on as you will. your tha cancer on the planet. your the one who needs to be removed by any means necessary. to be kept from infecting the population with pussy genes. your the trouble maker calling me out. yes. i'm ex-military, a psychopath, a killer of man and animal. a destroyer of place and property. i'm a machine with sights set on you. on a trouble maker, a loud mouth. a true pussy who thinks he's bad. but has no idea of the kind of bad he's facing in me. i'll fuckin drop you

  • @3TNT3 i never said i wouldn't fight with fists. i only said i'd kill you. big difference. i'm not interested in a simple fight. i want those who find you to smell the stink of your shit after it's been blown from your body all over the walls. i want you messy and bloody. so much as to send some of your family members to the hospital in need of drugs and rest if they were see you first hand after i'm finished with you. a fight. hahahaha a fist fight. haha. i want the blood of a pussy, yours !

  • @napalmvoododaddy Yeah, nice "EXCUSE" 2 use a gun... Yep, just as I thought -- ur a major PUSSY, coward..... U know u'd get the beat down of ur pathetic loser life, so u try 2 come up w/ excuses 2 avoid a REAL fight. Weapons r 4 pussies. UR a pussy. And ur a waste of space. Why don't u do everyone a favor and blow ur own self away. No one would miss you, except for your plastic blow up dolls. By the way, I'd make u shit your pants to add to your already atrocious B.O. by knocking your ass OUT.

  • @napalmvoododaddy You want the blood of a pussy? Just cut yourself, jackhole. You've got a heaping supply right there in front of you. Shit, it's INSIDE you! Couldn't be anymore convenient.

  • @3TNT3 no 3TNT3, just yours. only yours. only from a trouble making cock sucker like you. only from you who got all hot about wanting to practice sucking dick as a girl tells you how. practicing on her. her giving you a rubber dick. teaching you. your protected by distance. in your home. talking like your all that. a fighter. you have no idea what real fighting is. i want to show you. a lesson you won't live to remember. how does it feel to be a "wanna be"? never knowing how to be a man?

  • @napalmvoododaddy I would have no idea. All the answers to your own stupid questions lie with you. For there is no greater wanna be who will never know what it is be be a man, than you. You only know what it's like to take a guy's cock in your ass and mouth. But then, you LOVE IT, so just keep on doing what you do and love best. Bye psychopath, delusional loser.....

  • @3TNT3 awwwww. leaving the party you started ? going home to wear mommies panties and heels again. being safe in her bathroom looking in her mirror wanting tits like her. but your tore up inside over having male plumbing. feeling ripped off by nature. never fitting into life around you. yet standing , looking in the mirror in your mommies things. never understand how to talk to girls. remember i'm the musician. i'm the one with so many girls i can't count them all. your the pussy boy nobody !

  • @napalmvoododaddy By the way, just go fuck yourself. You are a dumb ass clown, and I am sick of you. I don't have time for your stupid ass. Just go away, bitch. Get back to all your plastic blow up dolls. They miss you.

  • @3TNT3 after you make a fool of yourself. cause trouble. after you make it known to the world you want to suck off a girl with a dick. to practice over her teaching you to give head. after you feel lessened as a man by my presence. my history of manhood and honor while you popped zits on your mothers bathroom mirror while wearing her panties and heels. wishing you had tits but were appalled at yourself for having male plumbing. now you want to leave the party ? what a fucking pussy boy ! hahaha

  • @napalmvoododaddy Look, I know u really love yourself some DICK, but this WOMAN doesn't have a dick, u stupid fuck. She was mainly talking about eating a girl's PUSSY (something u find to be very disgusting, cause ur GAY), and I was saying I should practice on her to make sure I get all of her advice just right. If u weren't such a fucktard TOOL, u might understand that this means I like PUSSY, only. Just b/c YOU'RE gay, doesn't mean everyone else is. Now go suck a DICK, cause u KNOW you WANT to

  • I have to say i like heaven better! Where did she go? Its not like i hate this new girl and i do like the advice on oral sex but i want heaven back

  • whats youre number

  • hey let me try 1

  • is she still alive?

    -nicole

    visit my website: wwwvibratorwarehousecom

  • FUCKING BRITISH BITCH!

  • british BITCH!! we want Heaven!!!

  • yeah!!!! but just to be sure, you have to wash your vagina before and after oral sex... but don't use just any soap as it can change the normal ph.. ask your gynecologist first...

    -nicole

    visit my website.... wwwvibratorwarehousecom

  • What she's not mentioning in this video is that vaginas have a very tricky PH level. If you introduce any foreign substance to the vagina, you could cause a Yeast Infection or worse... it's best your partner take yeast infection medicine immediately after the 'fun' to maybe prevent you from tackling that vagina later.

  • @lync9763 So true! Don't get anything sugary in there.

  • @lync9763 that was my first thought!

  • Merry Christmas!!!

    -nicole

  • I need some practice. When are you free?

  • Your ears are so big !!!

  • Haha so I should get some mentos and diet

    coke then go down on my gf

  • are there any new videos please? this is getting boring

    -nicole

  • I like the new girl, Her accent is sexy. I was able to masturbate just from the audio alone

  • You really should bring heaven back I can't stand this new girl -10 just do what it takes and get heaven back thanks

  • Your accent is awesome :D

  • A little uncomfortable about the knives sitting alongside the items you're suggesting we use on a women when we go down lol

  • WHERE THE HELL IS THE GORGEOUS CURVY GIRL!?

  • it could be better if she'd use an tongue sex toy for her demonstration..

    -william

  • Weird ass europeans -_-

  • @TheChronicCarebear Fuck you!

  • Wanna know how to have oral sex? add me up and I'll teach you how!!!

    -nicole

  • I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish but, Heaven was the best spokesperson of all time!

  • Bring heaven back!!!!!!!!

  • can i use coke instead? its stil carbonated right?

  • The phrase 'stone cold fox' springs to mind.

  • Thank, liquids sounds lika a pain but mints and ice sounds fun.

  • how the fuck do you lick with liquid in your mouth dumb hoe

  • the only hot chicks in UK are the tourists

  • I like her better but Heaven`s good too. 

  • Only brits would try to melt chocolate in a vagina

  • WHERES MY FREAKIN HEAVEN?????????????????????

  • this isn't Heaven....this is hell :(

  • She's right never use bubble gum i lost my Hunna Bubba down there one time

  • get naked bitch no 1 gives a fuck about what u have to say

  • Heaven. We want Heaven.

  • we want heaven back!!!

  • Thats why Britain ruled 2/3 of the world

  • Where the F is Heaven ?

  • @kudokensei1 I'm afraid to say she's no longer at AskmyGirlfriend

  • I really enjoy sticking my tongue in girl's anuses. But only if they didn't just take a shit.

  • The only good thing that came out of this video is my erection.

  • You know how fucking disgusting it would look to see hot chocolate drooling from your mouth? It would look more like you gave her a rim job

  • "party trick" XD

  • Her cellphone has a new email

  • Who the hell is this bitch? Booo bring back other chick

  • @MrHeavyGunner Agreed.

  • I'll try that sometime of putting sald dressing on a woman's pussy and then licking it off.

  • wheres the other girl?!!?!?!??!?

  • I miss Heaven

  • Does waiting till marriage make sex better? Oh, you wouldn't know would you?!?!

  • Hayley Quinn should use the stagename Harry Quim

  • I usually just form a seal around her muff and then hang on for dear life when she squims around.

  • take your damn clothes off

  • put Pop Rocks in your mouth while eating her out!!

  • new girl! yay!

  • first lick the pussy open it put the tounge in it and spread it drink the piss let her squirt her urine on your face and lick it then lick her ass crack like you are wipeing her ass then my fav get some ranch salad dressing put it on the pussy then lick it hard cry and say you love her then while it.s stinking put your face in it and lick it then have her shit on you then look at it then put some schotch tape on your mouth then lick it with some season salt then have her sit on you and piss

  • @GreatkingAlexander dude you like ruined my boner halfway there

  • @Silent242 just try it out drink that piss and eat that pussy and use mustard

  • @GreatkingAlexander um, well i'll drink her urine, but anything passed that is not normal :)

  • @Silent242 IT.S ALL NORMAL

  • @GreatkingAlexander Well I would use soy sauce, that's more normal, and would taste a lot better then mustard or ranch.

  • @Silent242 HOW ABOUT THIS USE PEANUT BUTTER

  • @GreatkingAlexander dude man that's really gross and a huge turnoff :) you can't use things that are thick

  • @Silent242 na bitch you scared thats how the fuck you gon say you will drink her piss then say eating ranch and peanut butter is nasty thats what i do you scared thats all

  • @GreatkingAlexander nah im not scared, u just mad :)

  • Love your accent. Hot.

  • I Want Heaven Back! :l fuck this bitch :t

  • what happened to the big titty bitch

  • wow this one is so hot

  • I have heard that it is not a good idea to get sugar based substances near the female genital area.... AKA hot chocolate, mints ect. is this a concern? Also when you say hold it in your mouth i assume you take a little sip and don't swallow?

  • Just put a menthol cough drop in your Mouth. Trust me guys she will thank you for it. :-)

  • @MrGizmo757 Wow! Why didn't I think of that? I've used some nasty stuff called Good Head and it didn't work for shit! Thanks for the tip! ;)

  • @LadyofWar1980 oh it works. some girls also like to put one up inside before sex. they say it makes it super intense. i never tried it with My wife but you can read about the Cough drop tip on Google if you want to know more. Girls just call it the cough drop trick. look it up n Google you can read what the girls say about it. :-)

  • Did she make a plastic surgery? because before she was different, with eye glasses and big boobs

  • @odissey505 yes the plastic surgeon was so good that they were ever able to change their voice and even give them a completely different house just to make their videos! (sarcasm)

  • did she say idear? lol

  • The audio sucks because the video is about oral sex?

  • @gastal Oral sex is just part of having sex, for that is how you can get a woman lubercated for a dick to silde in her better.

  • @presidentmorrow1 AND TO PUT SALAD RANCH DRESSING ON HER PUSSY AND EAT IT TO

  • @askmygirlfriend - Do you enjoy analingus? I can ASSure you that I'd most definitely love to plunge my tongue deep into your asshole. I love eating a hot ass and it's always a surprise to the girls whose asses I munch on.

    They love it and always come really hard when I transition to licking their clit after tonguing their butthole for a while, then using my finger(s) in their ass while eating that pussy to orgasm. I'm quite a master of the Oral Arts!

  • hottness of a woman

  • vvv haha

    VV

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  • Could I try those things on you?

  • @minister6evil Get a life man.

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