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  • I don't always sftu. But when i do, you stfu.

  • His organ donation card, also list his beard.

  • He once cured a woman of AIDS by having sex with her

  • I never new Chuck Norris' dad was in any commercials...

  • I don't always drink beer... so you shouldn't really value my opinion on it.

  • He once saved a fish... From drowning...

  • he drinks allot of beer

  • he accidentally step on and squashed the Geico mascot. Hooray!!

  • When the zombies come, he'll be waiting. 

  • He starred in"miracle on 34th st" but he was drinking Dos Equis on the job so they replaced him with some unknown.

  • When he was born his father slapped the doctor!

  • He once impregnated a woman...with his gaze.

  • "he can speak french... in russan." daaaaaamnnn...

  • If he were to punch you, you would have the strong urge to thank him

  • I went to the store to buy some Dos Equis so I could be interesting. But the guy wouldn't sell it to me because i'm 13. Now what do I do???

  • when I grow up, I want to be like him.

  • doe-sackeys

  • I dont always have sex but when i do i prefer trojan use safety my friends.

  • His member reaches eleven inches... when he folds it in half.

  • I don't always take shots to the knee, but when I do, I prefer arrows.

  • @Navariaty could u tell me what u always mean arrow to the knee bcuz I had read this 100 times but i stil dont get it ?

  • @TheNYdoctor its a line from Skyrim...

    and the most stupidest meme in the world.

    I don´t always hate memes. But when I do, I do hate Skyrim-lines.

  • HAHA

  • I don't always get dubs, but when I do, the game.

  • i can't even catch the name of the beer! fack that!

  • chuck norris got competition!

  • Jagger has moves like him

  • 1:42  nope !

  • He can fart silent but deadly.

  • I don't always have sex, but when I do, I prefer bad bitches don't be thirsty, my friends.

  • when he fights with chuck norris, chuck alwayys lets him win...stay thirsty my friends...

  • I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer at least 12 of them.

  • When he does a word search puzzle, the words try to find him.

  • Lol, his beard is on his organ donations.

  • lol "The police often question him, JUST because they find him interesting" CLASSIC!

  • I don't drink but I wish I could be like the dos equis guy ;-)

  • i dont always watch a fight. but when i do, i would prefer the dos equis guy vs chuck norris....

  • is he and chuck norris related?

  • I don't always do your mother...

    but when i do, i prefer to use a condom.

    Stay protected my friends : D

  • @lolmanYAA lmao

  • He once punched a magician, his name was David Blaine!!!

  • @Wolfboy93 Best comment ever!

  • Chuck Norris has`a shrine dedicated to him.

  • He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Classic.

  • I don't drink milk often but when i do i prefer Dos Boobies

  • All cool dudes have epic beards .

  • he can speak french...in Russian

  • i don't always have sex, but when i do... i prefer men. stay thirsty my friends

  • 1:31 is the best one

  • chuck norris once looked him in the eye and said: grandpa?

  • He speaks french in russian lol

  • He speaks french in russian lol

  • He's both judge and jury at his own trial..!!!

  • Yeah; stay thirsty my friends is making the charts like jay z and the black album.

  • i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i prefer mythbusters.

  • hes suck a bad ass i hope i turn out like that xD

  • the IRS has to pay him taxes

  • his birth records are kept under high level CIA security facilities, because women want to go there to get pregnant, he is the most interesting man of the world

  • when discovered he was a donor at a fertility clinic, the line went for two states. he is the most interesting man of the world!

  • ......No..... Lmatfo!

  • I don't always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to test it in production.

  • His blood smells like cologne, lol!!!

  • I don't alway drink beer, but when I do I fuck fat bitches

  • If he were to fart- you would enjoy the aroma

  • He has never had to pay taxes.

  • are they talking about chuck norris?

  • HE ONCE RAPED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND SHE KNIGHTED HIM STMF

  • He can speak french - In 7 languages

  • fuck chuck norris this guy is better

  • @GOMEZK87  he is chuck norris dad

  • He can perform open heart surgery...on himself

  • i dont always use condoms, but when i do..i prefer Trojans,,,Stay horny my friends

    :)))

  • @albrecht1472

    HILARIOUS, a1472..

    Very, very, clever...

    You are, the most interesting poster, on this video...!!!

    :)

  • @albrecht1472 lmfao stay creative my friend

  • @ironearthboss when he jaywalks in fron of the cops...he give the cops the jaywalking ticket.

  • His Organ donation card also lists his beard.

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