I don't always sftu. But when i do, you stfu.
IDStatic 2 days ago
His organ donation card, also list his beard.
bigceebin4 3 days ago
He once cured a woman of AIDS by having sex with her
Dubickimus 4 days ago
I never new Chuck Norris' dad was in any commercials...
RedFluffyBurgers 5 days ago
I don't always drink beer... so you shouldn't really value my opinion on it.
vivalaryan54 5 days ago
He once saved a fish... From drowning...
Pokeavastar 6 days ago
he drinks allot of beer
TierVision 6 days ago
he accidentally step on and squashed the Geico mascot. Hooray!!
jimfromearth 1 week ago
When the zombies come, he'll be waiting.
Rennpanzer 1 week ago
He starred in"miracle on 34th st" but he was drinking Dos Equis on the job so they replaced him with some unknown.
When he was born his father slapped the doctor!
He once impregnated a woman...with his gaze.
4midable4ce 2 weeks ago
"he can speak french... in russan." daaaaaamnnn...
gwidao123 2 weeks ago 3
If he were to punch you, you would have the strong urge to thank him
ChicoMachismo 3 weeks ago
I went to the store to buy some Dos Equis so I could be interesting. But the guy wouldn't sell it to me because i'm 13. Now what do I do???
tmanran 3 weeks ago
when I grow up, I want to be like him.
Acidmaka7 1 month ago
doe-sackeys
Harold6913 1 month ago
I dont always have sex but when i do i prefer trojan use safety my friends.
graham1996 1 month ago
His member reaches eleven inches... when he folds it in half.
Levinous 1 month ago
I don't always take shots to the knee, but when I do, I prefer arrows.
Navariaty 1 month ago
@Navariaty could u tell me what u always mean arrow to the knee bcuz I had read this 100 times but i stil dont get it ?
TheNYdoctor 1 month ago
@TheNYdoctor its a line from Skyrim...
and the most stupidest meme in the world.
I don´t always hate memes. But when I do, I do hate Skyrim-lines.
Nephtys1 1 month ago
HAHA
megaGOKU86 2 months ago
I don't always get dubs, but when I do, the game.
LiberalJerseyman 2 months ago
i can't even catch the name of the beer! fack that!
Bobabol 2 months ago
chuck norris got competition!
Homemade240sxturbo 2 months ago
Jagger has moves like him
VisualTexting 2 months ago
1:42 nope !
XxelguazonxX 2 months ago
He can fart silent but deadly.
repx101 2 months ago
I don't always have sex, but when I do, I prefer bad bitches don't be thirsty, my friends.
gabriox2good 2 months ago
when he fights with chuck norris, chuck alwayys lets him win...stay thirsty my friends...
TobiToxic666 2 months ago
I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer at least 12 of them.
Wojo8888 3 months ago
When he does a word search puzzle, the words try to find him.
carloscs5 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't always eat cake; but when I do, I prefer tres leches. XD
AustinTheGeek777 3 months ago
Lol, his beard is on his organ donations.
Ultralightaman 3 months ago
lol "The police often question him, JUST because they find him interesting" CLASSIC!
4x12 3 months ago 2
I don't drink but I wish I could be like the dos equis guy ;-)
neutrino78x 3 months ago
i dont always watch a fight. but when i do, i would prefer the dos equis guy vs chuck norris....
THE6arab6comedianz 3 months ago
is he and chuck norris related?
iglooboy88 3 months ago
I don't always do your mother...
but when i do, i prefer to use a condom.
Stay protected my friends : D
lolmanYAA 3 months ago 6
@lolmanYAA lmao
He once punched a magician, his name was David Blaine!!!
droidhtc7777 3 months ago
I DON'T ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK, BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPECT MY COMMENT TO BE READ.
warhero4545 3 months ago 2
@Wolfboy93 Best comment ever!
Axemaster333 4 months ago
Chuck Norris has`a shrine dedicated to him.
CrypticMajesty 4 months ago
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Classic.
UFfan85 4 months ago 4
I don't drink milk often but when i do i prefer Dos Boobies
brillopad6901 4 months ago 5
All cool dudes have epic beards .
1madinjun 4 months ago
he can speak french...in Russian
BCBCUNC 5 months ago
i don't always have sex, but when i do... i prefer men. stay thirsty my friends
snickerflicker69 5 months ago
1:31 is the best one
BlackOpzLegend 5 months ago
chuck norris once looked him in the eye and said: grandpa?
MrSamster911 5 months ago
He speaks french in russian lol
popsallen3 5 months ago
He speaks french in russian lol
He's both judge and jury at his own trial..!!!
StinkinBadger 5 months ago
Yeah; stay thirsty my friends is making the charts like jay z and the black album.
Rebos69 5 months ago
i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i prefer mythbusters.
randomperson63758 5 months ago
hes suck a bad ass i hope i turn out like that xD
xXsakoreXx 6 months ago
the IRS has to pay him taxes
captainz33 6 months ago 3
his birth records are kept under high level CIA security facilities, because women want to go there to get pregnant, he is the most interesting man of the world
lcacsamt 6 months ago
when discovered he was a donor at a fertility clinic, the line went for two states. he is the most interesting man of the world!
......No..... Lmatfo!
mz98snake 6 months ago
I don't always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to test it in production.
artifactingreality 6 months ago
His blood smells like cologne, lol!!!
dalyna24 7 months ago
I don't alway drink beer, but when I do I fuck fat bitches
klangley0001 7 months ago 6
If he were to fart- you would enjoy the aroma
Vamp882 7 months ago
He has never had to pay taxes.
simental9 10 months ago
are they talking about chuck norris?
thegame2011able 1 year ago
HE ONCE RAPED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND SHE KNIGHTED HIM STMF
paulmirto 1 year ago 3
He can speak french - In 7 languages
samfisheragent 1 year ago
fuck chuck norris this guy is better
GOMEZK87 1 year ago 158
@GOMEZK87 he is chuck norris dad
persona4444 4 months ago
He can perform open heart surgery...on himself
arnabdas56 1 year ago 49
i dont always use condoms, but when i do..i prefer Trojans,,,Stay horny my friends
:)))
albrecht1472 1 year ago 4
@albrecht1472
HILARIOUS, a1472..
Very, very, clever...
You are, the most interesting poster, on this video...!!!
:)
beelzebub1999 1 year ago
@albrecht1472 lmfao stay creative my friend
ironearthboss 1 year ago
@ironearthboss when he jaywalks in fron of the cops...he give the cops the jaywalking ticket.
genounit3000 11 months ago
His Organ donation card also lists his beard.
truthkilla 1 year ago
I don't always sftu. But when i do, you stfu.
IDStatic 2 days ago
His organ donation card, also list his beard.
bigceebin4 3 days ago
He once cured a woman of AIDS by having sex with her
Dubickimus 4 days ago
I never new Chuck Norris' dad was in any commercials...
RedFluffyBurgers 5 days ago
I don't always drink beer... so you shouldn't really value my opinion on it.
vivalaryan54 5 days ago
He once saved a fish... From drowning...
Pokeavastar 6 days ago
he drinks allot of beer
TierVision 6 days ago
he accidentally step on and squashed the Geico mascot. Hooray!!
jimfromearth 1 week ago
When the zombies come, he'll be waiting.
Rennpanzer 1 week ago
He starred in"miracle on 34th st" but he was drinking Dos Equis on the job so they replaced him with some unknown.
jimfromearth 1 week ago
When he was born his father slapped the doctor!
jimfromearth 1 week ago
He once impregnated a woman...with his gaze.
4midable4ce 2 weeks ago
"he can speak french... in russan." daaaaaamnnn...
gwidao123 2 weeks ago 3
If he were to punch you, you would have the strong urge to thank him
ChicoMachismo 3 weeks ago
I went to the store to buy some Dos Equis so I could be interesting. But the guy wouldn't sell it to me because i'm 13. Now what do I do???
tmanran 3 weeks ago
when I grow up, I want to be like him.
Acidmaka7 1 month ago
doe-sackeys
Harold6913 1 month ago
I dont always have sex but when i do i prefer trojan use safety my friends.
graham1996 1 month ago
His member reaches eleven inches... when he folds it in half.
Levinous 1 month ago
I don't always take shots to the knee, but when I do, I prefer arrows.
Navariaty 1 month ago
@Navariaty could u tell me what u always mean arrow to the knee bcuz I had read this 100 times but i stil dont get it ?
TheNYdoctor 1 month ago
@TheNYdoctor its a line from Skyrim...
and the most stupidest meme in the world.
I don´t always hate memes. But when I do, I do hate Skyrim-lines.
Nephtys1 1 month ago
HAHA
megaGOKU86 2 months ago
I don't always get dubs, but when I do, the game.
LiberalJerseyman 2 months ago
i can't even catch the name of the beer! fack that!
Bobabol 2 months ago
chuck norris got competition!
Homemade240sxturbo 2 months ago
Jagger has moves like him
VisualTexting 2 months ago
1:42 nope !
XxelguazonxX 2 months ago
He can fart silent but deadly.
repx101 2 months ago
I don't always have sex, but when I do, I prefer bad bitches don't be thirsty, my friends.
gabriox2good 2 months ago
when he fights with chuck norris, chuck alwayys lets him win...stay thirsty my friends...
TobiToxic666 2 months ago
I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer at least 12 of them.
Wojo8888 3 months ago
When he does a word search puzzle, the words try to find him.
carloscs5 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I don't always eat cake; but when I do, I prefer tres leches. XD
AustinTheGeek777 3 months ago
Lol, his beard is on his organ donations.
Ultralightaman 3 months ago
lol "The police often question him, JUST because they find him interesting" CLASSIC!
4x12 3 months ago 2
I don't drink but I wish I could be like the dos equis guy ;-)
neutrino78x 3 months ago
i dont always watch a fight. but when i do, i would prefer the dos equis guy vs chuck norris....
THE6arab6comedianz 3 months ago
is he and chuck norris related?
iglooboy88 3 months ago
I don't always do your mother...
but when i do, i prefer to use a condom.
Stay protected my friends : D
lolmanYAA 3 months ago 6
@lolmanYAA lmao
neutrino78x 3 months ago
He once punched a magician, his name was David Blaine!!!
droidhtc7777 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I DON'T ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK, BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPECT MY COMMENT TO BE READ.
warhero4545 3 months ago 2
@Wolfboy93 Best comment ever!
Axemaster333 4 months ago
Chuck Norris has`a shrine dedicated to him.
CrypticMajesty 4 months ago
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Classic.
UFfan85 4 months ago 4
I don't drink milk often but when i do i prefer Dos Boobies
brillopad6901 4 months ago 5
All cool dudes have epic beards .
1madinjun 4 months ago
he can speak french...in Russian
BCBCUNC 5 months ago
i don't always have sex, but when i do... i prefer men. stay thirsty my friends
snickerflicker69 5 months ago
1:31 is the best one
BlackOpzLegend 5 months ago
chuck norris once looked him in the eye and said: grandpa?
MrSamster911 5 months ago
He speaks french in russian lol
popsallen3 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
He speaks french in russian lol
popsallen3 5 months ago
He speaks french in russian lol
popsallen3 5 months ago
He's both judge and jury at his own trial..!!!
StinkinBadger 5 months ago
Yeah; stay thirsty my friends is making the charts like jay z and the black album.
Rebos69 5 months ago
i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i prefer mythbusters.
randomperson63758 5 months ago
hes suck a bad ass i hope i turn out like that xD
xXsakoreXx 6 months ago
the IRS has to pay him taxes
captainz33 6 months ago 3
his birth records are kept under high level CIA security facilities, because women want to go there to get pregnant, he is the most interesting man of the world
lcacsamt 6 months ago
when discovered he was a donor at a fertility clinic, the line went for two states. he is the most interesting man of the world!
lcacsamt 6 months ago
......No..... Lmatfo!
mz98snake 6 months ago
I don't always test my code, but when I do, I prefer to test it in production.
artifactingreality 6 months ago
His blood smells like cologne, lol!!!
dalyna24 7 months ago
I don't alway drink beer, but when I do I fuck fat bitches
klangley0001 7 months ago 6
If he were to fart- you would enjoy the aroma
Vamp882 7 months ago
He has never had to pay taxes.
simental9 10 months ago
are they talking about chuck norris?
thegame2011able 1 year ago
HE ONCE RAPED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND SHE KNIGHTED HIM STMF
paulmirto 1 year ago 3
He can speak french - In 7 languages
samfisheragent 1 year ago
fuck chuck norris this guy is better
GOMEZK87 1 year ago 158
@GOMEZK87 he is chuck norris dad
persona4444 4 months ago
He can perform open heart surgery...on himself
arnabdas56 1 year ago 49
i dont always use condoms, but when i do..i prefer Trojans,,,Stay horny my friends
:)))
albrecht1472 1 year ago 4
@albrecht1472
HILARIOUS, a1472..
Very, very, clever...
You are, the most interesting poster, on this video...!!!
:)
beelzebub1999 1 year ago
@albrecht1472 lmfao stay creative my friend
ironearthboss 1 year ago
@ironearthboss when he jaywalks in fron of the cops...he give the cops the jaywalking ticket.
genounit3000 11 months ago
His Organ donation card also lists his beard.
truthkilla 1 year ago