Shane Dawson - CELEBRITY S3XXX TAPES with PARIS & JONAS BROS?

[iheartboys100]

Well, I turned a lot of my stress into me changing myself (that makes no sense, I'll try to explain..). Ok so 2 yrs ago I lost my big brother when he was skatboarding n a car hit him n a few months later his best friend died when his car wrapped around a light post at 3 am (he wasn't drunk/high, he was just cruising around on his 18th bday....) well, when I lost my big brother I was devistated, n tho I didn't know his best friend all that well, he was the only connection I had to my brother...

[TheKELVIN1998fx]

aaaawwwww rip shanes granma



[DOMONERD01]

FUCK THAT I GO TO HOT TOPIC AND THEY DO NOT HAVE SHANE DAWSON SHIRTS!

[abbyluvr23]

Boarding school its REALLLLLYYYY stressfull

[R1L3Y73]

@56hillary start w/ your closest friends and then tell ur family.

[imissbuddy422]

My best friend died a while ago and I never actually took time to think about it or grieve but the other day my friend brought up the fact that i have so many secrets from her, so then I just started listing stuff hadn't told her and then i said I miss my best friend but he's gone and now she keeps bringing it up, I don't want to think about it but every time I close my eyes i remember the night he died it's made me really sad and my family's starting to notice

[LastBreath2012]

The fact that I'm adopted and my parents now try to protect me from everything, I'm an 11 year old girl and not allowed To go town with mates, or anything, and I'm not allowed Facebook incase my real family try to get in touch!!! Aarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!! I HATE IT! I'm treated completely different because of my situation and I just want to be normal!!!! Love u Shane, u make me better xxxxxxxxxxx

[llamarainbowunicorn9]

I farted when Paris Hilton screamed

THUMBS UP IF U DID TOO

[mydancetilldeath]

WHERE TO FUCKIN START?!

-my fiance moved back to utah

-my best friend almost got killled.. twice!

-i haven't talked to my dad in 4 months

-im failing 3 classes

-i got trampled (LITERALLY) at school on fri

anddddd hmm thats whats major in my STRESSSSSSSSSS bucket :O

[agracestar1]

My boyfriend might be moving back to iowa :(

[mindylyn1981]

MY AUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh it's you sneezed take some medusin for that, wash this clean that blah blah blah, you shouldn't be watching MTV your 10 blah blah blah!!!!!!!

[Hamsterfun3000]

I am loo shittin myself and the i trow up trough my nose

[xxSupernaturalGalxx]

pause at 1.33 epic face shane :D

[4everilovedogs]

I have to deal with my medical heart problems and my heart at school :/

[gingerwarlord]

i gotta deal with my ex moving on from me in a week while trying to stay friends and attempt to get over her at the same time :S trying to build up enough confidence to make a move on a girl aswell :) not going to well :(

[ShannonwithSammie]

My boyfriend is moving to California and i live in Florida and There's a 1 outta 10 chance I'll see him again :( he's leaving the 25th

[MysteryDudette1]

You dont kmow how much i want a shane dawson shirt but hot topic is american and im english:( Ohh well ill have to live :( x

[BLTLipgloss1998]

@kmoore548 dont be a dick :/... how about i say tht ur not important and no ine cares ahout u? not hatinnn

[EragonRiderOfDragons]

I miss Paris! shane bring her back ;D

[kmoore548]

my 4 yearold sister is geting the shert and showng him it

[cupcakefan29]

my ex bf keeps trying to get my bf to break up with me.

:( :(

[kmoore548]

@cupcakefan29  realy no one cares

[emilyisawsome0901]

COMING SOON u will c me buying a Shane Dawson shirt!!!!

[ionlywatchSDTV]

My mom yelling at me at every breathing moment because she takes drugs... I'm only 13 and I watch my mom take drugs... she tried to make me do it but I said no and now she yells at me and is high all the time..

[amandaklo]

Loosing all my friends, my crush likening my BFF...

[Eltrio2]

its ok shane...take the vk oooo and umm ...band lessons im late for when im out of the class room and they hand something out i come back in and everybodys done so u yhink u didjt miss any thing thn they say time to correct u say u didnt get it and the teacher says "DETENTION"thats what nakes me want to screem at the top of my lungs!!!then i watch u and i dont have to scream... i have to laugh in sted!!!:D

[DragonX7800]

@misschristiana94 First, try and think about how to solve the situation, for example write all the problems on paper and try and find a solution for each. Also try to talk to someone who you know and cares about you (Experts recommended). Try meditating for mental, and massages for physical (Find happy music for these). When sad listen to understanding music, like music that says about the situation your going through. Finally, pray to your God (this can also give confidence). I am not an expert

[mosaicgalaxy]

I MEAN LIKE HAPPY FOR U THAT UR TAKING TIME OFF!

[mosaicgalaxy]

IM NOT PISED IM HAPPY FOR U!! I BET U NEED IT!!

[Cherryade12]

Pause @ 1:09 and look in theglasses.

Camera!

[Fallen3259]

Ya I'm gonna go be like Shane Dawson motha fugga Fred can suck my cock bitch all while being tackled by security guards

[emilyisawsome0901]

Hay I'm going 2 hot topic this weekend and I'm 10 and I'll by ur shirt whenever I do they all look at me weird

[misschristiana94]

I'm a junior in high school but this year I began homeschooling and I'm in a long distance relationship so I get depressed and I kinda gave up on school and now I have less than a 20% in my classes and I don't know what to do. It's making me so stressed and 10x more depressed...

[erby2000]

My hair :(

[1881twilight]

and loosing ALL of my friends..... forever alone! :/

[1881twilight]

Moving from norway to thailand..........

[jettheband82]

fiinallls :S

[R2Neetu]

we understand shaneeee :( we'll miss you tho!

[Jir0GhostlyDragon]

0:08 hair his lips XD

[96LemonLime]

Paris- I would give u a blow job but my mouth taste like dotritos LMFAO iLOVe u Shane

[monkeyparkchips]

My brothers in jail :( I miss them so much and I will buy a shirt your awesome

[Rebecca4Lauren6]

Haha Paris Hilton needs to shave!!

[zombietts712]

i went to hot topic last weekend , i didnt see 1 shawn dawson shirt, are u lying to me shane? lol its ok i have one already

[emo1278]

my over achiving sister!!!!!!!! STRESS

[bronco6788]

my friend is crazy and plays tricks on me and it FUNKIN STRESS ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrCloud44]

im gonna go to hot topic and video tape me saying that while in one of his shirts

[2011QueenSoftball]

My g pa died 4 days ago well in 2010

[jjuullzzz]

math homework...

[Dashing404]

i have basketball every day for the next 4 and 1/2 months, and my coach is crazy. i didnt even wanna join, but my mom made me.i hate going to basketballl everyday, it depresses me.

[YolandiVisser22]

it is my mum and my counciler are stressing me out xD

[haleytreebishop]

hahahahahahaa. ily<3

[deathboo52]

Not if I blew 0's and wasn't drinking but coos are assholes dumbass

[matcherattax]

shane can u please wear a spider man suit

lol rage

[deathboo52]

I got an m.i.p "minor in possession" and I have court on the first :(

[AndrewMatt16]

@deathboo52 Your own damn fault.

[ninjamuffin1234]

I'm in a choir called voena google it and I have to learn four different songs by Friday and there long

[gothchick149]

go 3dglovver99 hot topic is awsome and sweeet lolz

[nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn218]

GRADES!!!!!!!

[3DGlover99]

Lolz Hot Topic isn't creepy......(only the people who work there) but it is an awsome ass store and i FUCKING love it!!!!!!! XD

[jpetersen97984]

I'm a 9th grade student taking college courses & AP courses,...... STRESS IS MY LIFE BITCHEZ!!!

[Brittanykrpan]

hmm paris witha beard........ i like it =]

[TheMusicObsessedGirl]

Shane has a Michael's Store bag in the backround! :D

[CaitlinAmandaatPRU]

lol i said it to.... but my mom got really pissed and never let go to hot topic again...... but screw that!!!!!!!!!!!! she can suck it. i go into hot topic all the time. ev

even though they f*uckin moved the store.

[2020basha]

i totally did not see them!!! went to 2 different stores!

[MrGladBEASTftw]

google-miley cyrus suck and fuck

[breeutiful12]

hey shane i feelu my grandma died on labor the day after labor day

[hotchicka199948]

yo i did the thing with the shane dawson muther fucka it was awesome

[CaitlinAmandaatPRU]

it was fun as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotchicka199948]

wanna percing? lol

[Babygirl123luvsyou]

my boyfriend isnt talking to me for no apparent reason

:( STRESSSSSSS

[MizzDiDiz]

@Babygirl123luvsyou mine too 0_0

Its over a month since we've talked to eahother....

[koolkatkas]

Too many stupid school projects and shit

[marialuvshall234]

The guy that i had a crush on has a gf and wants nothing to do with me anymore

[txbunny94]

College!

[AwesomeCRel]

Raped 5 times, stabbed 6 times and was diagnosed as a chronic lier.

[mjprincess124]

IS THE CAMERA ON? xDD

[mebelissette]

My parents got divorced in 2009 and we lost our house :( 2010 my grate grandmothor died :'( 2011 my mom got remarried and my dad moved to guatemala and hasnt talkd to me since there divorce my mom had 3 surgerys :''( ya.not the best 3 years of my life and did I mention im 13

[kikirestforever]

@mebelissette hey at least u had your dad for alittle while i never got to see my dad because my mom got a divorsed when i was just a baby

[mebelissette]

@kikirestforever oh :( im sorry

[kikirestforever]

@mebelissette its ok

[Itamioshire]

i think i like Paris Hiltion the most !

[VeronikaMartell71]

2011 BABEH!!!!!!!

[antaloliver]

OMFG ROTFL. She fell asleep while having sex. Hahahaha! :))))))))

[muggle5972]

what makes me scream is when i have to pracyice my trumpet :-(

[awesomeman3ful]

i wacthed it

[CandyPie990]

i saw crocs and a bag from target

[Domosaur95]

you said grandma and I hugged my laptop:)

[imblack12341234]

I wanna play scrabble

[DJPUMBER]

no shane your having your time of the month that y your stressed lol

[DaniiandSarah]

1:11 Gee, That's one small man ;)

[baillyloveslife]

I HATE FRED FU FRED

[Emilytheawesomeness]

Hot topic rocks!

[andrewtambling1]

clothing line! :D

[superelismith1]

Starting to make videos is being stressfull becuz people r giving me a hard time about it anyone got tips

[BenjiandBillyrock]

lol hot topic = amazing lots of great things there

shane dawson shirts >:D woot woot

[vgodonnell2003]

iv done that

[TheMonkeytime69]

My boyfriend told me to my face he think's other girls are hot :/

[Samiam108642]

@TheMonkeytime69 That isn't really a big deal y'know. Girls look at other guys, guys look at other girls. Not a big deal.

[TheMonkeytime69]

@Samiam108642 It is if your boyfriend you have been dating for 4 years said "oh, if I leave you for someone else, it would be with that girl" that hurts, ya know?

[francesanderin]

u can see u holding the camra in the paris hilton video(:i love u shane

[SavyRawr1]

If You Say SHANE DAWSON MOTHERFUCKERS.!!!!! FUCK FRED.!!!!! The People That Work There Will Laugh ;D Beacause There Awesome There ;D

[tinyBrocks]

My parents just told me that we're moving to Shanghai cause my mom got transferred at work. I'm trying to figure out how to tell people:P

[NetSandwich]

THE MOST AMAZING GIRL TOLD ME SHE'D GIVE ME HER # TOMAROW!!! SHE WAS SO LYING!!!!!!!!!

[bellabastedo1]

my bff is dating my ex bf....

[tantatia1]

what stresses me out is starting my 1st day of college tomorrow...

[Stealthman7777777]

@tantatia1 wat college?

[foreversoldierette]

Really stressed about going back to university. I love it there but every semester all I do is study and I sort of lose my social life for months at a time :(. I'm stressed about doing well because my parents really pressure me for success. Paying for school is really freaking me out too!

[barbiechicka15]

im so gunna go bye one tonight

[xxHOPExx1234]

i went to look at the custom shirt shop and one one the things you could put designs on was a thong. it would be a shane dawson thong...

LOLOLOLOL

[iluvugir1998]

hey shane i luv your videos but the emo on was sort of affensive cause im the crazy goth chick in my skool always getin made fun of and thats not how we all act but i luv your videos and i got your shirts for my b-day...THEY ARE AWSOME!!! *dnt hate shane cuz hez cooler then u fred*

[Cloecloebabe]

I like how we can see the camera in Paris glasses :) lmao

[JaclynAndShainaBff]

is it just me or does it look like paris needs 2 shave her beard?

[Sacrifice117]

@JaclynAndShainaBff It's just you

[LoveForDemiL]

"When I was little, I thought pee was my vagina crying because it was sad."

[LeahIzDaShizz97]

are you peeing?

paris; ahaahahahah

[livingthedreamtimes4]

HOT TOPIC IS MY FAVORITE STORE EVERRRR

[shaelynnrocks]

Because when ever I go to hot topic ur shirts are always soldout

[booboo9277]

OMG I WENT INTO HOT TOPIC AND SAID THAT....and got arrested but i got out.....bye doing somthing i do not ever want to do again lets jut leave it at that

[happycool2]

@booboo9277 you got balls XD



[imamiky123]

@booboo9277 said what?

[LilSmoshKids11]

My aunts family (her her husband two children) and her dog. So in my house is 8 people and two dogs

[Xxwkuklove32xX]

i found out that my mom had cancer the sad way nd uhm she died nd she never told meh nd i never got to say good bye :[ nd my dad was arrested for drugs

[sexybitch0kara0]

shane i feel you about ur grandma passing away cuz about 2 yrs ago my brother died nnd ive been depressing for a while and stuff but the most stressful thing is my parents keep honding me about getting a job and getting a life nnd yes im 14 lol job yes my parents own a store nnd i dnt want to work there i find singing my way to the top helps... they dont think so

[Dutchess24667]

u deserve time off :)

[jamesjad11]

I have to go against my parents in court because my parents might be filing for custody which I dont want.

[spencerpaxton1]

my parents are getting a big divorce. and before i moved in with my mom, i took care of everything at my dads. i cleaned up after everyone, not because i wanted to because i HAD to. I never wanted to do it, i hate cleaning up when its not my mess. my dad also works at walmart, so i hardly ever see him. Which makes me sad, i live with my mom now, which is makeing me so much happier.

[Sallyh342]

@spencerpaxton1 honey i know how you feel, my parents are divorced too and i have to live with my dad and i hate cleaning..just remember your not alone okay =]

[dylanthompson13]

lol  sex stresses mee out

[skyelovesicp]

is this realy one of his channels ? i havent seen any of these vids. on his normal chanels

[missalexDARD]

BAHAHAHAH xD

[leandra2hip15]

you can see the camera in the glasses he was wearing lol



[ToTheMaxxxxxx]

lol... my screen froze at 1:35

[monstergirl72]

hot topic is awesome

[TheRaven2014]

1:37 haha

[coolcdy]

i went to hot topic and i colud not find one!!!!

[SoDamnBionic]

my god, i LOVE shane dawson's paris hilton! i laugh so bad!

[margaretdenli]

Thumbsup if you sometimes forget hes the qctual

[ChowderPepper]

marry me RIGHT NOW!

[TheMISSCATERA]

its the fact dat i cant fuck u

[TheMISSCATERA]

i didnt im banned

[HelloIAmCool278]

1:44 . LMAO

[LexiiiZombie]

"wanna play scrabble? :D"

lmfao!

[BlackLabLuvr101]

"HI WELCOME TO HOT TOPIC" xD

[201011221]

hahahahah i'm laughing so hard!

[PopcornJohnson]

anybody used transcribe captions lately? LOL

[betsyboo567]

I have a weird habit tears come out of my eyes and I'm I not crying

[ChrisIsAnAzN]

well my prob is dat my brother keeps on pickin on me

[BOBTHEBUILDER1920]

Hey Umm Paris...Youu Have A Littlee Somthingg On Your Teeth...(:

[TheEmohottie19]

o_O i quit hottopic cause they didnt have shane dawson shirts lol BUT i went to spencers >_> ( if u know wat that store is ) o_o

[123starbaby321]

i love paris's stubble :3

[sparkycute12]

i went to hot topic and they said hat maybe in a month to get one of your shirts

[YokoAri123]

i love you shane dawson <3

[RBrootbeer98]

haha there is a hugw hot pink croc in one if the prop boxes!!!! :) sorry bout ur grandma

[MirandaMadigan]

paris nneeds to shave :c)

[mjjlover1234]

Well the only reason im not going to a camp this summer is because these two mean girls. So they practically ruind my summer.

[luckycharm7865]

that is fine shane feel better, HURRAH FOR AWESOME SHIT, we had to put my dog and cat to sleep, my gradma passed away, and my baby brother is ruining my life

[gothicbitch186]

nom nom nom i lovee you lmfao SHANE xD everyone knows ur better than fred

[MrDevonismyname]

my granmother died thats my stresstfull thing ):



[SuperRidinlow]

Im only 8 but ive seen all he,s videos

[shokazoey]

shane you should make a video about the "adult" silly bands they have at hot topic!!

[DesDes8480]

Second 1:30 Repeatedly Lmaoo

[joycwee]

i wish i was 22 so we can date but im .... 13 i hate being 13!!!

[joycwee]

i luv criss angel!!

[MaRiA78336]

u r soo sweet!!

[MaRiA78336]

u r so sweet i wish i had a boyfrend like you!!

[israelperez81]

Why would we be pist

[TippecanoeSmileyFace]

I love how Shane played happy music when talking about stress

[Poopoop49]

Im moving outa my house and im only 13

[LiEzELLaGaT]

lol i love how shane can just change who he is