pmsl laughing im scottish and i can laugh at this because we have a sense of humour unlike those BASTARDS! only kidding dont go crying to mister cameron
Michelle Mone, Scottish lingerie tycoon, who grew up in Glasgow's east end but made millions through enterprise and hard work, says she thinks Scotland going it alone would be a bad thing and she will move to England if independance is achieved. Alex Salmond might be the only person left in Scotland once independance happens. The Scots will all probably move to England. Scots are similar to the Irish, they chose to move to countries they dont like, then go on about how great it was back home.
@EnglishChannel1 She also said she'd leave the country if the SNP ever got into power, they've been in Government since 2007 and she's still there. I'd take anything she says with a slight pinch of salt.
@EnglishChannel1 Mone has said this before in 2007, and she is still there, it's because of uncertainty, nothing more than that, the English have far more to fear when independence comes, as England's loss is Scotland's gain, as Scotland have nothing to lose.
England fear the end of the union the most, and the Scots are nothing like the Irish, the Irish are their own people, separate to the Scots, the 'Irish that complain about the nations they go to' -as you claim, are actually Plastic Paddies.
@EnglishChannel1 Also, her fear was about business, but her uncertainty is ill-thought as the first thing that will get done in an independent Scotland is to lower the business tax, which would create business inflow and attract new businesses in Scotland much more than there is at current.
@segano1 I wish Scotland all the best, but I do fear they will be worse off. Even if they could run at the same level as at present, if indepenence happened very soon, there is still the matter of North Sea Oil - which is a finite resource and will run out. What will they do when that happens?
@EnglishChannel1 Scottish North Sea Oil resources have still got around 60 years left, it's debatable how much exactly but all estimates place it at around between 40 to 60 years, maybe more, as there is still vast unexplored regions North of Scottish coasts and the Atlantic West coast, Scotland has legal control of all the Atlantic side stretching to Rockall. Plus, by the time it's all dried up which is a long time away, Scotland will more or less be fully self sufficient on renewable energy.
@EnglishChannel1 Con't Of course the Oil is finite, but as the prices are getting increasingly higher, they grow in increased value which may double or even triple their worth in time depending on current market.
England are more interested in the Nuclear trident and the continuing commonwealth for their future, but Scotland will aim more for the North-Eastern regions with Norway and Denmark for Oil and Gas exploration of the North Sea regions and will opt for a 'Nordic model' in terms of Army.
@EnglishChannel1 funnily enough, she also threatened to move out of Scotland if the SNP won power in 2007.
Strangely, after the SNP did win, she decided not to. Likewise when the SNP won last year, she didn't move either. I hope she'll forgive me for thinking she's a liar trying to suck up to her tory pals in London.
@EnglishChannel1 She said she would do the same thing if the SNP won an election, she lied. She doesn't actually have that many staff in Scotland anyway. Her 'factories' are in China. Wasn't she planning on moving to Hong Kong anyway's to pay less tax?
Quite frankly she's another lying, scaremongering, unionist.
@EnglishChannel1 nationalism is for mentally challenged people, I was born in Canada all my grandparents are from Scotland so aren't I actually Scottish? does it really matter? Scotland and Canada don't give a shit about me so fuck Canada, fuck Scotland and screw England as well, I can smell the Queens vagina from here, isn't it magnificent?
Michelle Mone makes most of her money from Asian sweat shops so I doubt independence will make her any poorer. P.S the population of Scotland consists of more than Mone and Salmond.
@Sprocket32 The only thing Scottish about Micheal MacIntyre is his surname, he was born in England, therefore he's English, listen to his real accent for further details on this fact.
@HarryBodensson Yes it does, how does it not? Your nationality is based on your country of origin, hence Nation - Nation'ality' no matter what you say.
If you can't agree with that fact, what then in your opinion makes someone English?
You say on another video that the true English are people from Germanic tribes, in actual fact very few people are English then if people go by your logic as most English don't have any Germanic ancestry, there's no such thing as 'full' now even if they did.
"Most English don't have any Germanic ancestory" Then they are not English. The English came from Englaland now Angeln in northern Germany among other places and only those people can be called English by ethnicity. Nationality is just a civic invention.
"Hello, I'm Michael! Wanna hear some jokes? Well tough, I'm going to do and overdone routine with made up bullshit and stereotypes that you'll relate with and mistake for humour."
I laughed at this just as I laugh when frankie boyle goes to town on the Scottish or us English. Comedy is comedy, you watch to laugh.... and at some point that will be at something close to your heart.
Alright first of all no one understands what Racism means anymore. It cannot be attributed to this video simply because its a English white man making fun of prominently white nation.
There is no word for anti-certain country.
If you really feel like hating on Mike then use the term anti-Scottish rather than racist because its a incorrect use of the term you mongoloids.
All the biggest sports in Scotland are English sports (sadly they are no good at playing them), all the money that keeps them going is English taxes. They can only have toll-free roads, free prescriptions, and free University tuition because English taxes pay for it. Sadly in England we have to pay for all those things. I wish Alex Salmond all the best with his desire to remove Scotland from the Union. Most English people want it to happen.
@EnglishChannel1 i really hope us scots dont leave the union, we love bleeding the english dry knowing there is fuck all you pussy cunts can do about it
@MrSy82 we dont need to do anything about it, you are doing it yourselves - namely deciding to leave the Union. Within 3 years you and your begging bowl will be gone from our door and we will be much better off. I hope you guys have fun, broke and isolated. What are you going to do when the oil runs out?
@MrSy82 interesting that you ackowledge how we support you financially. that is an admission from you that Scotland would collapse without the support of your nearest neighbour. It doesnt say much about Scotland, does it?
@EnglishChannel1 yeah and it must make you mad that the scots hate all things english but you keep throwing all that money in our direction, thanks for bailing out rbs for us, the free prescriptions also, very generous i must say
@The1stPoster we can all start ignoring each other within three years, when the Union breaks up. England will be much richer, Scotland will disappear into the sea. Have fun!
@MrScotland262 You're wrong there, Look up the 'Newsnet Scotland' site and read the very latest figures published every day there, less than 50% of Scots now support retaining the union and more than half, for the first time in years, now support independence.
Not that this detracts from the joke (because it is actually TRUE) but the terms "legal tender" is completely meaningless in Scotland. It has no value in Scots Law.
I am scottish, i thought he was hilarious there. The funny thing is you have said more insulting things in the comments below than he did on screen. Michaels right, scots do call them English bastards but you don't see Michael McIntyre crying over it, he's having what's called 'a joke'
Notice how they always go on about kilts, haggis, bagpipes, gingers, that's because they're jelous of our rich heritage, what heritage have they got, bunch of wee pricks going about acting hard, spouting the words alright blad
Fucking hate the English, Primarily because there Racist Bastards, We were the great pioneers, but we get no more thanks for our contributions, so cunts like this wee Gaylord can go fuck themselves. Oh and another thing our economy out performs your economy, and we've got a lower deficit, and we, not you's, are subsidising the UK, so don't come the cunt we pay your way.
@razzamanaz79 What you've just said is completely stupid. Scotland only has about 6 million people living there so naturally you have less of a deficit because you have less people ( more people live in london then scotland). The scottish economy relies on fishing (Which is in decline) + Oil ( which has nearly run out & financial services ( which london has better facilities).. I would hate it if scotland left the union.Im sorry its the truth. I love scotland I have family that are scottish.
@razzamanaz79 Do you not see the irony in what you just said? Accusing the English of being racist whilst making a sweeping generalisation about the English.
What do we think? Nice enough blokes, but unhealthy as fuck, costing the NHS barrel-fulls while getting more money assigned to them from the government than england is per person and complaining constantly about it. basically taking all the best things from the union while sulking about any of the bad parts (scottish parliament is ridiculous).
what do English think of the Scots... free-loading gaylords that tend to live in England and moan fucking continuously about how bad England and the English are. Fuck off back north of the border and quit whining you melts
@alwyndixon Ya got all the balls on the internet, but if a Scotsman came and were gonna have at you, you'd be crying all the way home. You can't even hurt a Scotsman because they are high on heroin and can't feel pain. You're fucked if a Scotsman sees you lad.
@alwyndixon Yeah. I'm Scottish. And am gonnae use sum f*cking slang on ye. Yer a f*ckin bawbag n sum Scots ir related in sum way tae England lik me. So dinny post stuff when ye dinny ken if sumdys partly or haf English. Ma Great Granny wiz English and she married a Scotsman. Nut aw ae us are whining wee cunts lik u. Bet ye dinny no wut haf ae this means that ave typed in. Plus, tha' wee "free-loading gaylords" thing. Aye, sounds a wee bit homophobic tae me. Ma pals uncles gay so feck aff.
Why do every video i go on about scotland theres always some cunt banging on about independence. Every intelligent Scottish person I've spoken too doesn't want it so stfu and enjoying this hilarious video.
did u ever noticed this guy is shite. not because he is slagging the scots, but his jokes are just shouting pish with a shite scots accent... its like me going .. oo deearr i dont have bread.. i..have..a...crumpet.. in a gay ass sounding english accent.. kinda like how this guy sounds when he speaks :). u cant just use the word scot and make it funny.. no wonder no one likes the english :P
Ok all those english pricks commenting that england would be better off without scotland etc etc go fuck yourselves scotland is soo much better than england because we are not socially retarded fucks and bigots and assholes and generally just allround pricks. The romans invaded you , you became dependent on them and when they left you went into the dark ages but they didnt invade scotland because we werent pansies that could be trodden on and manipulated until they were useless.
@MsMcewan .........."socially retarded bigots". jesus man, thats like hyocratic in itself. your saying wer're biogots, while generalizing a whole country. i think the term your looking for is "genocide" when talking about how the romans treated english celts. those left behind were romans. dude, im english and 1/4 scottish and i know a ton about clans and such being from Macgregor myself. its not healthy to generalize so much dude, chill and ignore the dicks.
when the romans invaded they stopped at the broder of wicth is now know as Scotland, becuase the knew the land was not worth the hassle. there was no England or Wales of Scotland, just Britain. They was no Scotland or England without the roman invasion. If you are going to complain about the war's that we mostly won. Blame it on Rome not the English.
Lol, i'm from San Diego. We get rain, but any amount of real weather frightens us a bit. We have to wear weather appropriate clothing rather than just fashionable, people drive like shit, and everything floods. Then the tourists complain about how it wasn't like they were expecting.
(Contd) fuelled by drunkenness and drug dependency , such as assault, aggressive begging, threatening behaviour,and so on. Historically, a great many of England's social problems can be attributed to the vermin we have allowed in from Scotland and Ireland.
Once we are again an independent nation we can begin to clear up the mess.
I grew up in Italy but I'm half Scottish, born there and proud of it. But I have nothing against English people, although reading these kinds of comments reminds me why I always point out to people that I'm (half) Scottish and not English. I love Scotland and Scottish people, but I never come out with narrow-minded, racist and arrogant comments against the English. And I'm making a huge effort to avoid doing it now...
nobody's "superior" here... My point is that I love Scotland, which doesn't mean hating England or English people... but you're not saying that you love England, you're too busy saying how much you hate Scotland. It's fine to love your country, not to insult people from elsewhere. And this is for BOTH English and Scottish... all this hatred (on BOTH sides) is quite depressing.
(Contd) As an indication of the relative benefits of the two groups of migrants to their respective host countries it's worth bearing in mind that most, if not all, of the 'English' people in Scotland are net tax payers, or members of their families, while many, if not most, of the Scots living in England are mainly, if not wholly, dependent upon benefits. 'English' people of Scotch or Irish origin also make up a disproportionately large number of those prosecuted for various crimes (Contd)
(Contd) or approximately one in seven, compared to four hundred and fifty thousand 'English' people, out of an England population (a very large proportion of those living in England are not in any way English) of fifty million, or fewer than one in one hundred, living in Scotland. As a proportion of the relative populations therefore, fourteen times as many Scots live in England as 'English' people live in Scotland. (Contd)
@762SLR762: Anglophobia is coded in their DNA and they are fed anti English bile with their mothers' sour milk, which explains why so many of them are pasty faced, ugly and malformed. That aside there are thought to be about 800,000 Scots living in England, out of a total UK Scotch population of approximately five and a half million (about three to four hundred thousand more than the population of Yorkshire and Humberside, to put the Scotch in perspective) (Contd)
Wow, I thought the video was pretty good and then I started reading the comments!!! How do you get all that from a light hearted video? I am Scottish and the nonsense from english and scottish alike on this is bordering on racism and bigotry, not to mention how much of the so called facts are wrong from both sides! I should report you all to be blocked by youtube! Get a grip and enjoy the video, this bile does not belong on here!
@djmcbuttar I also cannot believe all the crap from nationalistic elements on both sides. If anyone is unsure Nazism is Nationalism. Turn it down losers. Enjoy the differences on both sides of the border and the comedian who is actually quite funny.
So much hatred, so much bile. The fact is that if Scotland wasn't on England's northern border it would be a third world country no one has ever heard of. They get loads of things for free that we have to pay for. More public sector jobs per capita. More power in westminster per capita. More spent on health, education etc. per capita etc etc.... Racist New Labour have done their best to make people in England the second class citizens of the uk, even though we create most of the wealth.Discuss..
@Stoatwobblermangrove No it's the other way round, Scotland would be better off independent instead of subsidising the UK treasury at it's own expense (which they do), doesn't matter how much brainwashing unionist propaganda you've been infected by, doesn't matter how you cut it, that is fact that Scotland is the subsidiser.
England only got wealth through colonisation, i.e. stealing from other nations, now it will come back to haunt England forever
@Calengela well Scotland took part in colonisation just as enthusiastically as England did (have you never heard how there are millions of Scots in Canada, the US, Australia, New Zealand & to a lesser extent places like South Africa and there used to be plenty Scots in most British colonies, for example I know a Scot who used to manage a rubber plantation in Malaya, which is now part of Malaysia), but you're right in that in actual fact Scotland more than pays its way as a part of the UK. That's
@Calengela why you don't hear any English politicians saying how Scotland lives off the rest of the UK, even ones of the most Unionist persuasion - because unlike the vast majority of people, they have access to the figures, and unlike popular misinterpretations, the figures aren't xenophobic towards any nationality. The UK would be significantly worse off without Scotland. Scotland would of course receive many benefits as an independent nation, but it would also lose some of the benefits it has
@Calengela The Union was formed by the Scottish King coming to the English throne. We were also one nation until overseas invaders came.
You have been listening to the idiocy of the SNP. Scotland would lose out as a independent state.England subsides Scotland as the nation doesnt earn enough. Also should you join the EU in which you will probably pay £11 plus billion a year. You would also lose the British pound and your money devalued and less trade.
@Calengela Scotland benefited just as much from colonisation as England did. Remember, it was the BRITISH Empire, not the English Empire, or the Scottish Empire. United we became the largest and most powerful economic and military power in human history.
@MrFlibble2011 lmao indeed. You might want to brush up on your history before calling me thick - James VI of Scotland inherited the English throne and in effect formed formed the union.
@MrFlibble2011 Then why 'deal' with me at all? Why attempt to re-educate me with your fake history? I can write a book explaining that the world is actually flat; it doesn't make it fact. Also, I detest Alex Salmond.
Stop embarrasing yourself and learn to differentiate between fact and fiction.
@MrFlibble2011 1. I'm English. Get over it. 2. The union was formed James VI. Stop trying to change history. 3. The only person in denial is yourself - a denial of facts.
MacIntyres an Anglo-Scot
MsOneiroi77 4 days ago
@MsOneiroi77 He was born in London to a Canadian father and Hungarian jewish mother.
AlbaSiar 2 days ago
@AlbaSiar probably, but with the surname MacIntyre he probably was a Canadian-Scot
MsOneiroi77 2 days ago
hows the weather up there? HAHAHAHAHA
SirAston365 6 days ago
LMFAO!! SO FUCKING TRUE!!! STUPID SCOTTISH PRICKS
SirAston365 6 days ago
He used the same joke on live at Apollo
SilverSerpentGaming 1 week ago
Aye everythin ar` thats just a biskit egg and spam and bacon and eggs
SaintZoc 1 week ago
Good lord. . .The comment section is rife with nationalistic propaganda.
manhunt48 1 week ago
light rain...coming for a BBQ at mines .?
hannadocherty 1 week ago
i am scottish found it just so funny i was almost sufficating because it was so funny well done michael good jokes in that vid
kingofwar39 2 weeks ago
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sleepy5519 2 weeks ago
hahaha "we don't need yer english BASTARD eggs!" hahaha
666thesnowman 2 weeks ago
Lmfao - I'm Scottish but I still love it !
taraleaxx400 2 weeks ago
pmsl laughing im scottish and i can laugh at this because we have a sense of humour unlike those BASTARDS! only kidding dont go crying to mister cameron
bambyzrevenge 2 weeks ago
are ppl having an argument or a discussion?
bookl0ver 2 weeks ago
Michelle Mone, Scottish lingerie tycoon, who grew up in Glasgow's east end but made millions through enterprise and hard work, says she thinks Scotland going it alone would be a bad thing and she will move to England if independance is achieved. Alex Salmond might be the only person left in Scotland once independance happens. The Scots will all probably move to England. Scots are similar to the Irish, they chose to move to countries they dont like, then go on about how great it was back home.
EnglishChannel1 3 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 She also said she'd leave the country if the SNP ever got into power, they've been in Government since 2007 and she's still there. I'd take anything she says with a slight pinch of salt.
peacefrog1916 3 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 Mone has said this before in 2007, and she is still there, it's because of uncertainty, nothing more than that, the English have far more to fear when independence comes, as England's loss is Scotland's gain, as Scotland have nothing to lose.
England fear the end of the union the most, and the Scots are nothing like the Irish, the Irish are their own people, separate to the Scots, the 'Irish that complain about the nations they go to' -as you claim, are actually Plastic Paddies.
segano1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 Also, her fear was about business, but her uncertainty is ill-thought as the first thing that will get done in an independent Scotland is to lower the business tax, which would create business inflow and attract new businesses in Scotland much more than there is at current.
segano1 2 weeks ago
@segano1 I wish Scotland all the best, but I do fear they will be worse off. Even if they could run at the same level as at present, if indepenence happened very soon, there is still the matter of North Sea Oil - which is a finite resource and will run out. What will they do when that happens?
EnglishChannel1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 Scottish North Sea Oil resources have still got around 60 years left, it's debatable how much exactly but all estimates place it at around between 40 to 60 years, maybe more, as there is still vast unexplored regions North of Scottish coasts and the Atlantic West coast, Scotland has legal control of all the Atlantic side stretching to Rockall. Plus, by the time it's all dried up which is a long time away, Scotland will more or less be fully self sufficient on renewable energy.
segano1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 Con't Of course the Oil is finite, but as the prices are getting increasingly higher, they grow in increased value which may double or even triple their worth in time depending on current market.
England are more interested in the Nuclear trident and the continuing commonwealth for their future, but Scotland will aim more for the North-Eastern regions with Norway and Denmark for Oil and Gas exploration of the North Sea regions and will opt for a 'Nordic model' in terms of Army.
segano1 2 weeks ago
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rob756 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 I think the general attitude up here to Michelle Mone is 'good riddance' to her and her defeatist outlook. Big deal, basically.
rob756 2 weeks ago
@rob756 I think most Scots will not vote in favour of independence anyway, and I think that is why Salmond has the option 2, which is devo-max.
EnglishChannel1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 funnily enough, she also threatened to move out of Scotland if the SNP won power in 2007.
Strangely, after the SNP did win, she decided not to. Likewise when the SNP won last year, she didn't move either. I hope she'll forgive me for thinking she's a liar trying to suck up to her tory pals in London.
wizarddrongo 2 weeks ago 3
@EnglishChannel1 She said she would do the same thing if the SNP won an election, she lied. She doesn't actually have that many staff in Scotland anyway. Her 'factories' are in China. Wasn't she planning on moving to Hong Kong anyway's to pay less tax?
Quite frankly she's another lying, scaremongering, unionist.
neredis1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1 nationalism is for mentally challenged people, I was born in Canada all my grandparents are from Scotland so aren't I actually Scottish? does it really matter? Scotland and Canada don't give a shit about me so fuck Canada, fuck Scotland and screw England as well, I can smell the Queens vagina from here, isn't it magnificent?
MrROTD 2 weeks ago
@MrROTD Really? you must have a very large nose.
EnglishChannel1 2 weeks ago
@EnglishChannel1
Michelle Mone makes most of her money from Asian sweat shops so I doubt independence will make her any poorer. P.S the population of Scotland consists of more than Mone and Salmond.
Cybopath 1 week ago
@EnglishChannel1 england can suck my balls
ahlf07 3 days ago
What do you mean Englishman reviews Scots? MacIntyre is Scots.
Sprocket32 3 weeks ago
@Sprocket32 The only thing Scottish about Micheal MacIntyre is his surname, he was born in England, therefore he's English, listen to his real accent for further details on this fact.
segano1 2 weeks ago
@segano1
Born in England? That definetly doesn't make you English and he is not English whatever you want to say.
HarryBodensson 2 weeks ago
@HarryBodensson Yes it does, how does it not? Your nationality is based on your country of origin, hence Nation - Nation'ality' no matter what you say.
If you can't agree with that fact, what then in your opinion makes someone English?
You say on another video that the true English are people from Germanic tribes, in actual fact very few people are English then if people go by your logic as most English don't have any Germanic ancestry, there's no such thing as 'full' now even if they did.
segano1 2 weeks ago
@segano1
"Most English don't have any Germanic ancestory" Then they are not English. The English came from Englaland now Angeln in northern Germany among other places and only those people can be called English by ethnicity. Nationality is just a civic invention.
HarryBodensson 2 weeks ago
I'll be honest it is kinda true.
iamdavid132 3 weeks ago
Legal Tenda! :-)
ADonnyKenn 3 weeks ago
Has any of them died?! GOOD!! hahahha
CrissCross407 4 weeks ago 10
"Hello, I'm Michael! Wanna hear some jokes? Well tough, I'm going to do and overdone routine with made up bullshit and stereotypes that you'll relate with and mistake for humour."
kalvaza 4 weeks ago
legal TENDERRRRRRR :D
Abbadon380 1 month ago
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How many Scots does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they sit in the dark and blame the English.
karezza6 1 month ago
Your problem isn't the Scots.You are fleeing in droves to Scotland before your country becomes Anglostan.
maksicar 1 month ago
ae mate ye forgot the wan yer maw!
grahame101 1 month ago
That's young Michael Mcintyre!!!!
Guichotpresident 1 month ago
your mans t-shirt!
orangina1998 1 month ago
his screaming is hilarious!!! : D
ticklemepurple86 1 month ago
Scotch Egg was invented in London. Weebl told me so.
BobNThat 1 month ago
So true - we've all said that punchline at some point. His accent's really pretty good.
jistaface 1 month ago
Heckler sounds like Frankie Boyle!
jistaface 1 month ago
Scottish and proud and tbh he's got most of it right, maybe a little over exaggerated but we are an aggressive bunch..FUCK OFF YA ENGLISH BASTARTTTT
tales808 1 month ago
the people who get offended watching this video need to grow a fucking backbone
bunch of pancy's
SadisticThrasher 1 month ago
@SadisticThrasher That would be "pansies".
germanamericanable 3 weeks ago
@germanamericanable ah ok
thanks about that^^
SadisticThrasher 3 weeks ago
AWESOME & I am Scottish
LVEMEDO 1 month ago
I laughed at this just as I laugh when frankie boyle goes to town on the Scottish or us English. Comedy is comedy, you watch to laugh.... and at some point that will be at something close to your heart.
Boyle is better though imo ;)
TheNottinghamLad 1 month ago
It's just a joke, LMAO.
Actually we love Scotland, believe it or not.
ForeverComplaining 1 month ago
It's called humour. If this offends you, you are soft! I'm Scottish and I laughed...hard!
DaveAllardiceTV 1 month ago
@DaveAllardiceTV Then you're a servile wank. Michael McIntyre is a clown.
rob756 1 month ago
@rob756 and your an internet gangster. Only 1 clown here
DaveAllardiceTV 1 month ago
@DaveAllardiceTV Aye I could've telt ye that.
rob756 2 weeks ago
Alright first of all no one understands what Racism means anymore. It cannot be attributed to this video simply because its a English white man making fun of prominently white nation.
There is no word for anti-certain country.
If you really feel like hating on Mike then use the term anti-Scottish rather than racist because its a incorrect use of the term you mongoloids.
MrDeludedPenguin 1 month ago
Do they honestly think it's funny being racist? Cause thats what that man is doing.
Peachypie81 1 month ago
All the biggest sports in Scotland are English sports (sadly they are no good at playing them), all the money that keeps them going is English taxes. They can only have toll-free roads, free prescriptions, and free University tuition because English taxes pay for it. Sadly in England we have to pay for all those things. I wish Alex Salmond all the best with his desire to remove Scotland from the Union. Most English people want it to happen.
EnglishChannel1 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1 i really hope us scots dont leave the union, we love bleeding the english dry knowing there is fuck all you pussy cunts can do about it
MrSy82 1 month ago
@MrSy82 we dont need to do anything about it, you are doing it yourselves - namely deciding to leave the Union. Within 3 years you and your begging bowl will be gone from our door and we will be much better off. I hope you guys have fun, broke and isolated. What are you going to do when the oil runs out?
EnglishChannel1 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1 we wont vote to leave the union, like i said we love bleeding the english dry and long may it continue
MrSy82 1 month ago
@MrSy82 interesting that you ackowledge how we support you financially. that is an admission from you that Scotland would collapse without the support of your nearest neighbour. It doesnt say much about Scotland, does it?
EnglishChannel1 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1 yeah and it must make you mad that the scots hate all things english but you keep throwing all that money in our direction, thanks for bailing out rbs for us, the free prescriptions also, very generous i must say
MrSy82 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1 <<<< Please ignore this cunt.
The1stPoster 1 month ago
@The1stPoster we can all start ignoring each other within three years, when the Union breaks up. England will be much richer, Scotland will disappear into the sea. Have fun!
EnglishChannel1 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1
lol @ you.
MrScotland262 1 month ago
@EnglishChannel1
A majority of the scots don't want to leave the union showed in recent surveys.
And Scotland gets a budget it CHOOSES to spend it on education and medicine.
Westminister doesn't.
MrScotland262 1 month ago
@MrScotland262 You're wrong there, Look up the 'Newsnet Scotland' site and read the very latest figures published every day there, less than 50% of Scots now support retaining the union and more than half, for the first time in years, now support independence.
segano1 3 weeks ago
I love English people :3
stephxbones 1 month ago
He's a daft wee prick who's no been punched enough.
rob756 1 month ago
@rob756 I think you mean "who's not" ahahahaha
JamesBirdCHANNEL13 1 month ago
@JamesBirdCHANNEL13 Naw I dinnae mate. I mean 'no'. Go to Scotland and listen to some people speak and you will understand. Muppet.
rob756 1 month ago
Not that this detracts from the joke (because it is actually TRUE) but the terms "legal tender" is completely meaningless in Scotland. It has no value in Scots Law.
Also, in France they call ALL cellotape "Scotch".
MrSelidor7 1 month ago
@MrSelidor7 So dae Americans. It's like callin a vacuum a hoover or a hanky a kleenex.
rob756 1 month ago
@MrSelidor7 Americans say scotch tape instead of cellotape. We don't use that word. Not taking sides, mind you, just throwing in trivia.
germanamericanable 3 weeks ago
Grow a pair people, I'm a Scot and that English Bastard is hilarious !
effie1234567 1 month ago 4
@evilmonkeyontour
I am scottish, i thought he was hilarious there. The funny thing is you have said more insulting things in the comments below than he did on screen. Michaels right, scots do call them English bastards but you don't see Michael McIntyre crying over it, he's having what's called 'a joke'
PeterStuartMusic 1 month ago 5
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evilmonkeyontour 1 month ago
@evilmonkeyontour
Chill,
Did you not see the scottish guy calling him a bastard he was there and he still luaghed?
Learn to take a joke.
MrScotland262 1 month ago
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evilmonkeyontour 1 month ago
@evilmonkeyontour
*Sigh*
It's a joke, loads of comedians that use sterotypes to be funny but we take them as jokes.
The heckler was enjoying him self.
How can you be so easily offended when all the scots are luaghing and taking it as a joke. Yet your the one here that has freaked.
MrScotland262 1 month ago
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evilmonkeyontour 1 month ago
@MrScotland262
His name is michael Mcintyre and he makes fun of england aswell.
Just grow up and laugh over it like the rest of us are doing. You are just going over board.
Stop taking things so serioulsy. People know they are sterotypes. He is just using them to make us laugh.
MrScotland262 1 month ago
BUTTERSCOTCH!!! XDD
JohnRichardsBlues 1 month ago
His accent was so good the guy got offended...lolz
saytun111 1 month ago
dose nyone eles feel very very ofended ?
mrssmiles1997 1 month ago
@mrssmiles1997 No
ConwayS87 1 month ago
WE DONT NEED YOUR ENGLISH BAASTARD EGGS. XD
1xXxEMOBOYxXx4 1 month ago 2
scotch egg is english
andy0705b 1 month ago
Lol.. I'm Scottish.. and this is funny and excellent observation XD
Minecraftgeek70 1 month ago
Hilarious - and like most Scots - I know how to laugh at myself.
I know when to take racism seriously - and this isn't racism.
If you think it is - you want to get out more ya Jessies.
grumbleyguts 2 months ago 75
@grumbleyguts I Agree
LVEMEDO 1 month ago
Its very true and funny. He's not attacking the Scots. He actually sorta talked them up.
Blind midget bit was saying that even a blind midget would be intimidating with a Scottish accent
The money bit was mainly joking on how english people treat Scottish money.
And the Scot puns was joking on how we have such amazing pride even over pointless thing.
Overall I really enjoyed this :)
AeroAtlas 2 months ago 4
Notice how they always go on about kilts, haggis, bagpipes, gingers, that's because they're jelous of our rich heritage, what heritage have they got, bunch of wee pricks going about acting hard, spouting the words alright blad
razzamanaz79 2 months ago
Fucking hate the English, Primarily because there Racist Bastards, We were the great pioneers, but we get no more thanks for our contributions, so cunts like this wee Gaylord can go fuck themselves. Oh and another thing our economy out performs your economy, and we've got a lower deficit, and we, not you's, are subsidising the UK, so don't come the cunt we pay your way.
razzamanaz79 2 months ago
@razzamanaz79 What you've just said is completely stupid. Scotland only has about 6 million people living there so naturally you have less of a deficit because you have less people ( more people live in london then scotland). The scottish economy relies on fishing (Which is in decline) + Oil ( which has nearly run out & financial services ( which london has better facilities).. I would hate it if scotland left the union.Im sorry its the truth. I love scotland I have family that are scottish.
TOOHUMAN112 1 month ago
@razzamanaz79 Do you not see the irony in what you just said? Accusing the English of being racist whilst making a sweeping generalisation about the English.
limetang 1 month ago
@1vnman
poor grammar.
IkilledGaddafi 2 months ago
I love the U.K :P
darko264 2 months ago 26
@darko264 I know, can you imagine the UK without scotland? What a horrible thought.
TOOHUMAN112 1 month ago
He has used this material soooo many times.
jonnyrmsy 2 months ago
brit SCUM
maomanno 2 months ago
@maomanno
fuck you!
IkilledGaddafi 2 months ago
What do we think? Nice enough blokes, but unhealthy as fuck, costing the NHS barrel-fulls while getting more money assigned to them from the government than england is per person and complaining constantly about it. basically taking all the best things from the union while sulking about any of the bad parts (scottish parliament is ridiculous).
ClockworkAug 2 months ago
worst scottish accent ever.
iiSPARKx 2 months ago
Who the fcuk is this unfunny english tit?? I thought that big fat pub landlord guy was sh*te, but this takes the prize.
beinndorainjames 2 months ago
@beinndorainjames Scotland's shite.
ihatealderney 2 months ago
@beinndorainjames
Michael MacIntyre, so sounds like he's Scots at least on his da's side!
But if you can't laugh at yourself, you're doomed!
DonegalRaymie201 2 months ago
What do the Scots think of what the English think of the Scots?
We don't really give a shit.
Learn this well, alwyndixon.
unrealeck 2 months ago 2
all they are is angry bastards with a chip on their shoulder. soft as shit underneath tho.
miniventure 2 months ago
Kudos to the Scotsman who nsulted him for insulting dwarfs by calling them "midgets". It's like calling a wheelchair user a "toy car driver"
TrueBritishPatriots 2 months ago
what do English think of the Scots... free-loading gaylords that tend to live in England and moan fucking continuously about how bad England and the English are. Fuck off back north of the border and quit whining you melts
alwyndixon 2 months ago
@alwyndixon Ya got all the balls on the internet, but if a Scotsman came and were gonna have at you, you'd be crying all the way home. You can't even hurt a Scotsman because they are high on heroin and can't feel pain. You're fucked if a Scotsman sees you lad.
Makron5 2 months ago
@alwyndixon I'm surprised that you could notice the Scots with all the English doing the exact same thing.
Stewieglen 2 months ago
@alwyndixon Yeah. I'm Scottish. And am gonnae use sum f*cking slang on ye. Yer a f*ckin bawbag n sum Scots ir related in sum way tae England lik me. So dinny post stuff when ye dinny ken if sumdys partly or haf English. Ma Great Granny wiz English and she married a Scotsman. Nut aw ae us are whining wee cunts lik u. Bet ye dinny no wut haf ae this means that ave typed in. Plus, tha' wee "free-loading gaylords" thing. Aye, sounds a wee bit homophobic tae me. Ma pals uncles gay so feck aff.
MyMindlessBullet 2 months ago
Why do every video i go on about scotland theres always some cunt banging on about independence. Every intelligent Scottish person I've spoken too doesn't want it so stfu and enjoying this hilarious video.
ComedicTheory 2 months ago
Celo-bastard tape! hahaha micheal is ace!
Acetactular 2 months ago
did u ever noticed this guy is shite. not because he is slagging the scots, but his jokes are just shouting pish with a shite scots accent... its like me going .. oo deearr i dont have bread.. i..have..a...crumpet.. in a gay ass sounding english accent.. kinda like how this guy sounds when he speaks :). u cant just use the word scot and make it funny.. no wonder no one likes the english :P
higgy999 2 months ago
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Cheers to the heckler. He took the ribbing with great spirit and laughed harder than anyone. Being a Scot myself I got a great kick out of this act!
ShazGreenock 2 months ago
Cheers to the heckler. He took the ribbing with great spirit and laughed harder than anyone. Being a Scot myself I got a great kick out of this act!
ShazGreenock 2 months ago
MON THE BIFF!!!
luizfmaf 2 months ago
William take a break and breathe :))))))) ! I love Michael he`s so funny but stupid people will never understand what jokes are ! :)) I`m out !
aidarayssa 2 months ago
does it really matter. we all live on the same island. I'm british and i love the scots and their traditions.
filterservice999 2 months ago
If England is better than Scotland how come the Romans couldn't get to scotland
TheMuz11 2 months ago
@TheMuz11 You just said how.
MyMindlessBullet 2 months ago
Ok all those english pricks commenting that england would be better off without scotland etc etc go fuck yourselves scotland is soo much better than england because we are not socially retarded fucks and bigots and assholes and generally just allround pricks. The romans invaded you , you became dependent on them and when they left you went into the dark ages but they didnt invade scotland because we werent pansies that could be trodden on and manipulated until they were useless.
MsMcewan 3 months ago
@MsMcewan .........."socially retarded bigots". jesus man, thats like hyocratic in itself. your saying wer're biogots, while generalizing a whole country. i think the term your looking for is "genocide" when talking about how the romans treated english celts. those left behind were romans. dude, im english and 1/4 scottish and i know a ton about clans and such being from Macgregor myself. its not healthy to generalize so much dude, chill and ignore the dicks.
sabaton1231 3 months ago
@MsMcewan Kiwi wanker. Stop giving us scots a bad name and deal with your own problems.
Ignisiox 3 months ago
@MsMcewan
when the romans invaded they stopped at the broder of wicth is now know as Scotland, becuase the knew the land was not worth the hassle. there was no England or Wales of Scotland, just Britain. They was no Scotland or England without the roman invasion. If you are going to complain about the war's that we mostly won. Blame it on Rome not the English.
IkilledGaddafi 2 months ago
I love it :)
MsMcewan 3 months ago
BUTTER SCOTCH!
NadadorRojo 3 months ago
Lol, i'm from San Diego. We get rain, but any amount of real weather frightens us a bit. We have to wear weather appropriate clothing rather than just fashionable, people drive like shit, and everything floods. Then the tourists complain about how it wasn't like they were expecting.
proprodigySD 3 months ago
So this explains everything.
Nacho66 3 months ago in playlist Bri'ish accents.
Thumbs up if you read his book then saw this and was just sat there thinking about all that mans money problems and such.
TwoIdiotsAndAPickaxe 3 months ago
@762SLR762: Excellently put.
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
(Contd) fuelled by drunkenness and drug dependency , such as assault, aggressive begging, threatening behaviour,and so on. Historically, a great many of England's social problems can be attributed to the vermin we have allowed in from Scotland and Ireland.
Once we are again an independent nation we can begin to clear up the mess.
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
@WilliamGruff
I grew up in Italy but I'm half Scottish, born there and proud of it. But I have nothing against English people, although reading these kinds of comments reminds me why I always point out to people that I'm (half) Scottish and not English. I love Scotland and Scottish people, but I never come out with narrow-minded, racist and arrogant comments against the English. And I'm making a huge effort to avoid doing it now...
lucajohn1980 3 months ago
@lucajohn1980: What was the point of your typically limp response, other than vainly to attempt to portray yourself as superior?
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
@WilliamGruff
nobody's "superior" here... My point is that I love Scotland, which doesn't mean hating England or English people... but you're not saying that you love England, you're too busy saying how much you hate Scotland. It's fine to love your country, not to insult people from elsewhere. And this is for BOTH English and Scottish... all this hatred (on BOTH sides) is quite depressing.
lucajohn1980 3 months ago
@lucajohn1980
Scots and Anglos are from the same race. Shit between them can not be called racism =P
Metalheadyup 3 months ago
(Contd) As an indication of the relative benefits of the two groups of migrants to their respective host countries it's worth bearing in mind that most, if not all, of the 'English' people in Scotland are net tax payers, or members of their families, while many, if not most, of the Scots living in England are mainly, if not wholly, dependent upon benefits. 'English' people of Scotch or Irish origin also make up a disproportionately large number of those prosecuted for various crimes (Contd)
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
(Contd) or approximately one in seven, compared to four hundred and fifty thousand 'English' people, out of an England population (a very large proportion of those living in England are not in any way English) of fifty million, or fewer than one in one hundred, living in Scotland. As a proportion of the relative populations therefore, fourteen times as many Scots live in England as 'English' people live in Scotland. (Contd)
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
@762SLR762: Anglophobia is coded in their DNA and they are fed anti English bile with their mothers' sour milk, which explains why so many of them are pasty faced, ugly and malformed. That aside there are thought to be about 800,000 Scots living in England, out of a total UK Scotch population of approximately five and a half million (about three to four hundred thousand more than the population of Yorkshire and Humberside, to put the Scotch in perspective) (Contd)
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
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Don't read the comments if you want to laugh at the video.
elvishchibi 3 months ago
Wow, I thought the video was pretty good and then I started reading the comments!!! How do you get all that from a light hearted video? I am Scottish and the nonsense from english and scottish alike on this is bordering on racism and bigotry, not to mention how much of the so called facts are wrong from both sides! I should report you all to be blocked by youtube! Get a grip and enjoy the video, this bile does not belong on here!
djmcbuttar 3 months ago
@djmcbuttar You're clearly just another English unionist disguised as a Scot.
Calengela 3 months ago
@djmcbuttar I also cannot believe all the crap from nationalistic elements on both sides. If anyone is unsure Nazism is Nationalism. Turn it down losers. Enjoy the differences on both sides of the border and the comedian who is actually quite funny.
dogma01011951 3 months ago
So much hatred, so much bile. The fact is that if Scotland wasn't on England's northern border it would be a third world country no one has ever heard of. They get loads of things for free that we have to pay for. More public sector jobs per capita. More power in westminster per capita. More spent on health, education etc. per capita etc etc.... Racist New Labour have done their best to make people in England the second class citizens of the uk, even though we create most of the wealth.Discuss..
Stoatwobblermangrove 3 months ago
@Stoatwobblermangrove: Here, here! The sooner we rid of ourselves of the burden that is Scotland the better.
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
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@Stoatwobblermangrove No it's the other way round, Scotland would be better off independent instead of subsidising the UK treasury at it's own expense (which they do), doesn't matter how much brainwashing unionist propaganda you've been infected by, doesn't matter how you cut it, that is fact that Scotland is the subsidiser.
England only got wealth through colonisation, i.e. stealing from other nations, now it will come back to haunt England forever
Scotland pays it's own way, it's own fees etc
Calengela 3 months ago 11
@Calengela well Scotland took part in colonisation just as enthusiastically as England did (have you never heard how there are millions of Scots in Canada, the US, Australia, New Zealand & to a lesser extent places like South Africa and there used to be plenty Scots in most British colonies, for example I know a Scot who used to manage a rubber plantation in Malaya, which is now part of Malaysia), but you're right in that in actual fact Scotland more than pays its way as a part of the UK. That's
robsargent4 3 months ago
@Calengela why you don't hear any English politicians saying how Scotland lives off the rest of the UK, even ones of the most Unionist persuasion - because unlike the vast majority of people, they have access to the figures, and unlike popular misinterpretations, the figures aren't xenophobic towards any nationality. The UK would be significantly worse off without Scotland. Scotland would of course receive many benefits as an independent nation, but it would also lose some of the benefits it has
robsargent4 3 months ago
@Calengela The hilarious thing is, that you actually believe that. lol
Codex7777 2 months ago
@Calengela we don't need your english bastard whining we got our own
metalfreakenwierdo 2 months ago
@Calengela The Union was formed by the Scottish King coming to the English throne. We were also one nation until overseas invaders came.
You have been listening to the idiocy of the SNP. Scotland would lose out as a independent state.England subsides Scotland as the nation doesnt earn enough. Also should you join the EU in which you will probably pay £11 plus billion a year. You would also lose the British pound and your money devalued and less trade.
jdi0093113 2 months ago
@Calengela Scotland benefited just as much from colonisation as England did. Remember, it was the BRITISH Empire, not the English Empire, or the Scottish Empire. United we became the largest and most powerful economic and military power in human history.
TalesOfWar 2 months ago
@Calengela Oh how ignorant you are. Scotland formed the union. Scotland is as much involved in the colonisation process as England.
David291 2 months ago
@David291 lmao, the English formed the union to support the Jocks after they failed at creating a Jock Empire. Thick Jock bastard.
MrFlibble2011 2 months ago
@MrFlibble2011 lmao indeed. You might want to brush up on your history before calling me thick - James VI of Scotland inherited the English throne and in effect formed formed the union.
Also, I'm English you spanner.
David291 2 months ago
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MrFlibble2011 2 months ago
@MrFlibble2011 Then why 'deal' with me at all? Why attempt to re-educate me with your fake history? I can write a book explaining that the world is actually flat; it doesn't make it fact. Also, I detest Alex Salmond.
Stop embarrasing yourself and learn to differentiate between fact and fiction.
David291 2 months ago
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MrFlibble2011 2 months ago
@MrFlibble2011 1. I'm English. Get over it. 2. The union was formed James VI. Stop trying to change history. 3. The only person in denial is yourself - a denial of facts.
David291 2 months ago