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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
i dont get it... my english is not so fluent :) what does he means by his last words i understand i think, but i still dont get the joke :/ please expline , thank yu
@krepsas in the end the first whale says hey i have a better idea since the fishermen are in the water lets eat them and the 2nd whale says hey im all for the blow job but i refuse to swallow the semen
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die lolwut
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter. if you dont repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned"Well, once I held a man's penis"she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven"he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her"Why did you push ahead in line?"She said"Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned."Well, once I looked at a man's penis"she said."Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven"Peter told her.
@fierguy i allready got rid of 'm wanna know how ? search ad blocker plus add-on download it and than stop bitching about fucking ads couse it didn't annoyed you as much as it did to me couse i search something that would incouter it but you didn't couse than yuo coulnd't get atention on youtube by moning about the ads, BITCH do something for it.
@fierguy Getting rid of Youtube commercials would be getting rid of Youtube, idiot...why do you think it's free for us to view??? Shut up and watch the commercials...which pay for Youtube to run free shit!!!!!
@Knightman963 they wouldn't do that bcuz no one would pay monthly for youtube, hence it was free in the first place people will get mad and that just leaves an opportunity open for someone else to create a Youtube [2].
@MrsChubzBunny No one isn't paying youtube hence the .com instead of .org, It's like Vevo and WMG music artists were pissed people were hearing he or she's music for free and when vevo and wmg came up they were happy. Now youtube is being payed money for each commercial on the video that is viewed by us
@bullboy005 if your trying to imatate a penis with the submarine...then your wrong..it depends if the penis blows out seamen otherwise the seamen is in the balls(:
lol the boat was called the happy hooker
iccykitten 1 week ago
if i get 200 likes then i will tell my gf the last line that the green whale said
ealexp01 2 weeks ago
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes? ... NOTHING you already told her twice
nekuboy1 1 month ago 2
at 0:15 theres an eli fish
Awesomo2011 1 month ago
if i get 100 likes i will.....i will laugh at the idiots that liked my comment
MrBallin510 1 month ago
Fuck my goddamn grammar!
megahylian72 1 month ago
Ph JEEZUS!!!!!!!
megahylian72 1 month ago
horrible
choochinbigtime420 1 month ago
@choochinbigtime420 you don't get it cause you're not a perve
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quyenhoang1 1 month ago
Thumbs up if u saw eli fish :D
Sergiogh303 1 month ago
LOL like if you saw what the boats name was
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dmtoflinski2 2 months ago
i dont get it... my english is not so fluent :) what does he means by his last words i understand i think, but i still dont get the joke :/ please expline , thank yu
krepsas 2 months ago
@krepsas in the end the first whale says hey i have a better idea since the fishermen are in the water lets eat them and the 2nd whale says hey im all for the blow job but i refuse to swallow the semen
theconjuring2 2 months ago
@theconjuring2 ohh... i thought he says SEA-MAN, i thought maybe it is the same like sailor ;D thank you
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wwefan12372 2 months ago
"The Happy Hooker" 0:15
anipiv 2 months ago
I dont know which was funnier. The Actual Joke or the fact that they are making another fred movie
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YugiohFtwZ 3 months ago
Anyone notice the fish in the bottom right corner at 0:13?
SpelCurrectly 3 months ago 2
theres Eli twins fish at the left bottom . 0:15. lol
YongKyuWonXnisaX 3 months ago
"sea" men :D
Michael1234567860 3 months ago
oh eli you magnificent bastard
RandomMrStuff 3 months ago
It is pure comedy gold.Eli,you are the man.
WinnieNotThePooh 3 months ago
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RandomMrStuff 3 months ago
there two ee's on eli's chest
dexter7770 3 months ago in playlist Season 2
best fucking joke ever!!!!!!!!!
jaben901 3 months ago
that is just so funny
KungFuGuy006 3 months ago
To coarse to repeat, but stiII chuckIed out Ioud...
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Mincraftmodsrule 4 months ago
@Mincraftmodsrule Haha you belive that crap? I read that last night and woke up at three minutes past eight. No creepy no faced girl came,
ThePaperCreater 3 months ago
@ThePaperCreater no i dont believe i just do it for fun
Mincraftmodsrule 3 months ago
ENCORE!
shezie125 4 months ago
niceeeee
MJ47106 4 months ago
[iminent led]lol[/led]
wizard101freakyfreak 5 months ago
lol
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xsaberxbkid 5 months ago
lol
samuelsixvids 5 months ago
if I get 100 likes, I will share these jokes in public
dsaleem23 5 months ago 179
@dsaleem23 I already have.
MrTofuhero 3 months ago
@dsaleem23 i think alot of people alredy have.
techdeckdude245 3 months ago
@dsaleem23 I have already shared alot of those videos to all my friends on facebook without 1 like! :D
TheDeathCrafter 2 months ago
@dsaleem23 been there done that
evilhi4life 1 month ago
@dsaleem23 i did
yaw819 1 month ago
@dsaleem23 do it
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@dsaleem23 and if you will have sex with a 80 year old virgin if you get 200 likes!
too easy...
ProffesorSpaz 1 week ago
Guys I Have an Idea We Can Use WHALES Er... Wait Forget the Whales Use Dolfins
weirdal678 5 months ago
lol
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@IzzyBuzyFrizzy Damnit it didnt work!!!
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melaniesweethart1 6 months ago
@melaniesweethart1 F*uck you!!! :))
SugarBaby231 6 months ago 2
LOL
HandfulofComments 6 months ago
wooooooooooooooooooooooow
Blunkins 6 months ago
i dont understand, can someone explain ?
themonkey445 6 months ago
@themonkey445 Im not gonna SWALLOW the SEAMEN
DittaDemon 6 months ago
@themonkey445 Blowjob as in when the whales used their blowholes to tip the ship
Swallow seamen: swallow sperm...
o_O
UndersceneSkateboard 6 months ago
o god it took me 3 months to get the joke....
nintendogirl3000 6 months ago
haha sea men
kingiggy1370 6 months ago
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hall092009 6 months ago
@hall092009 that's obviously fake because he was using Myspace :D
kqawiyy 5 months ago
On December 24,2006 some youtubers became pussies!!
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Gabbisterbam 6 months ago
@Gabbisterbam grow up
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@Gabbisterbam grow up you fucking pussy
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rofljoy24 6 months ago
lol at the name o the boat!
StittsvilleCruisers 6 months ago
i dont get it
TheGoldenPickle 6 months ago
ahahahahaha :)) i like the american jokes !
KonfusedMind 6 months ago
LOL
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Twigglover13 7 months ago
0__0
theftyzz2 7 months ago
0_0
webkinzanime100 7 months ago
i dont get it o_O ... just kidding
theAwsomeAwsome667 7 months ago
HAHAHHAAH BEST ONE!!
TheLoveFreaks 7 months ago
THE HAPPY HOOKER LOLOLOL
dougsunglasses11x3 7 months ago
Eli=purple fish
anaicker23 7 months ago
lol the boats name was The Happy Hooker
AngelGirl1591 7 months ago 2
The name of the boat is The Happy Hooker! XD
ZzjinartzZ 7 months ago
at&t rethink joining us cuz we will screw u over
jaydimes10851 7 months ago
ha the boats name is: the happy hooker
stardollmakeup13 7 months ago
I don't get it. What's the funny bit?
bigraz1999 7 months ago
@bigraz1999 It starting was a blowjob but whale dont wnat to swallow the semen(seaman) sorry if this ruin you
vitaroy 7 months ago 2
@bigraz1999 the whale gives a " blow job" and refuses to drink the seamen (semen) its suppose to sound like he was giving head blow job and semen
malamimi200 7 months ago
whats big hard and full of semen
a submarine
jacksterjack100 7 months ago
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Trickmaster6 8 months ago
Am I the only one that noticed the boats name "The Happy Hooker" haha
DMP1930 8 months ago 177
@DMP1930 no
jacksterjack100 7 months ago
@DMP1930
No you're not.:)
TheEureka41 6 months ago
Transcribe audio, it's f' ing hilarious!
DasNotYouCheese 8 months ago
who else saw the eli fish
poopled 8 months ago 224
lol the boats called "The Happy Hooker"
GIHO5IT 8 months ago
@GIHO5IT haha so going to buy a boat and name it that.
ok i probably wont..
simza03 8 months ago
@Darkarmy5679 google chrome extenions search it
MrDrzoidberg1 8 months ago
''blow hole job'' and swallowing ''seamans'' xD
sulukong896 8 months ago
Everyone who has google chrome get the extension 'adblock' its free and bkacks all youtube ads
MrDrzoidberg1 8 months ago
@MrDrzoidberg1 where do i go to download it
Darkarmy5679 8 months ago
Haha, nice one :p
Davidovar34 8 months ago
The name of the boat was "the happy hooker"!!! XD
TheWhatnou 8 months ago
:DDDDDD
Jumbomomo 9 months ago
Has anyone saw the name of the boat? The Happy Hooker xD
imblueist 9 months ago
eli is the blue fish at the start
mw2roach100 9 months ago
It's called happy hooker....wow
PANDACRAP1 9 months ago
haha the boat is called ''THE HAPPY HOOKER''
get it HOOKER
Scorpio986113 9 months ago
Eli's in the bottom right corner at 0:12
IrishAmerican1234 9 months ago
LOLOLOL funniest one yet!
TimThetToolMan 9 months ago
Keep pressing 5! LOL!
zMarathonnHD 9 months ago
co za asy....
Marksmandude 9 months ago
@Marksmandude you got that from rwj and it means what aces....
DUDELOVE5551SBRO 8 months ago
haha the "happy hooker"
std378 9 months ago
boats called the happy hooker =)
911funniest 9 months ago
co za asy
Tylerwilsonthefirst 9 months ago
@Tylerwilsonthefirst YES
fatalus553 9 months ago
0:14 I dunno if thats a whale, but he looks like Eli
ronaldallanrivera 9 months ago
ELIS THE FISH O:<
Metaknightisawsome 9 months ago
ahahaha do yuh notice eli as a fish in 0:15
CrystalTheJolteon 9 months ago
Hahaha,está chido!!! x3
jimipage6662 10 months ago
The Happy Hooker Boat.
ShineAntares 10 months ago
Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned"Well, once I held a man's penis"she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven"he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her"Why did you push ahead in line?"She said"Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven.Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned."Well, once I looked at a man's penis"she said."Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven"Peter told her.
paramorevampire1996 10 months ago
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i dont get it
miniglozell 10 months ago
@miniglozell are you serious?
XxPl4typusxX 10 months ago
A kid walks into a classroom late. The teacher asked them why they were late and they said '' i was on top of rose hill
A second student comes in and the teacher asked them why they was late. They said '' i was on top of rose hill too miss ''
A 3rd student walks in and the teacher, now angry, says '' Let me guess, you were on top of rose hill too? ''
And they replied '' No miss, i am rose hill ''
FizzyLolliPop1 10 months ago 3
ha i heard that on before but it was in a hotel room
raden4321 10 months ago
haha his one was better
Scofield1828 10 months ago
0:32 that whale's laugh is funny :D
PhoenixTomislav 10 months ago
Lmao!
NkotbJoeyJordanFan 10 months ago
i dont get it
TheSourpickle100 10 months ago
the boat is called happy hooker xD
atlanticgrl1 10 months ago
"the happy hooker" rofl !!!! XD
stalkersas 10 months ago
most of eli's dirty jokes aren't even dirty but i do believe this one qualifies
MsxGini 10 months ago
lol Eli was the bottom fish
NateTheHedgehog 10 months ago
lol the boat says "the happy hooker"
lawl
NinoMaso 10 months ago
Did you guys notice Eli is in every single 1 of his jokes.
diazjasmin68 10 months ago
Seemen more like the pee from a dick
poopoothe2 11 months ago
Maybe they were 'Sperm' whales :D
...
Get it?
TheSmileFactor 11 months ago 184
@TheSmileFactor You sound like a kindergartner who broke into his dads liqour cabinet
black00dice 9 months ago
@TheSmileFactor ^^ could be too. But I think it is because "Sea men" sounds like "seamen"
sweetpikachew 9 months ago
@TheSmileFactor ^^ could be too. But I think it is because "Sea men" sounds like "seamen"
sweetpikachew 9 months ago
@TheSmileFactor Semen is another word for Sperm......
arbeter98 9 months ago
@TheSmileFactor You, my friend, are a genius
Rockerbella12 8 months ago
@TheSmileFactor or hump back whales
dontshootmydik 7 months ago
i love this series! it's funny, easy narration and cartoons, and, above all, short! well done!
missprisss 11 months ago
what would i do with toyota technology?
get rid of youtube commercials
fierguy 11 months ago 152
@fierguy adblock plus
JoeJoeyJose 9 months ago
@fierguy try "adblock" it´s cheaper than a car, freeee! :-P
BigAndTall666 9 months ago
@fierguy or just piss on them :P
charlloss123 9 months ago
@fierguy what commercials?
jszipsp100 9 months ago
@fierguy i allready got rid of 'm wanna know how ? search ad blocker plus add-on download it and than stop bitching about fucking ads couse it didn't annoyed you as much as it did to me couse i search something that would incouter it but you didn't couse than yuo coulnd't get atention on youtube by moning about the ads, BITCH do something for it.
xBinHD 8 months ago
@xBinHD i think umad :3
fierguy 8 months ago
@fierguy i'm, at people who moan about ads but they don't do annything about it :P
xBinHD 8 months ago
@fierguy if youtube did we would need to pay 5$ a month to watch videos
awesomeboyyoyo 8 months ago
@awesomeboyyoyo
WEll we didn't have to have ads OR pay before....
mayhem380 8 months ago
@mayhem380 ya becuase they had enough money to hold on before, and they wernt as popular
awesomeboyyoyo 8 months ago
@fierguy Youtube commercials keep the videos free retard
Siroliverawesome 8 months ago 2
@fierguy if it wasnt for youtube commercials youtube wouldn'y be free anymore so jut ignore them
demarioknight 8 months ago
@fierguy Getting rid of Youtube commercials would be getting rid of Youtube, idiot...why do you think it's free for us to view??? Shut up and watch the commercials...which pay for Youtube to run free shit!!!!!
Xzamilloh 7 months ago
@fierguy If youtube commercials were ridden of you would be paying monthly by now
Knightman963 7 months ago
@Knightman963 they wouldn't do that bcuz no one would pay monthly for youtube, hence it was free in the first place people will get mad and that just leaves an opportunity open for someone else to create a Youtube [2].
MrsChubzBunny 7 months ago
@MrsChubzBunny No one isn't paying youtube hence the .com instead of .org, It's like Vevo and WMG music artists were pissed people were hearing he or she's music for free and when vevo and wmg came up they were happy. Now youtube is being payed money for each commercial on the video that is viewed by us
Knightman963 7 months ago
@Knightman963 what does that have to do with what I just said?! lol...not only that but I have no idea what ur talking about.
MrsChubzBunny 7 months ago
@fierguy they make youtube free
rediwsCp 7 months ago
... no wonder they're 'endangered.' >:)
SittingMooseShaman 1 year ago
Hey!!
Know what a cow can do that a woman can't do?
Walk in water up to her tits without gettin' her ass wet!!!
sbcruiser2 1 year ago
@sbcruiser2 unless its an old woman.
issarss 1 year ago
the name of the fishin boat is happy hooker
dAnnysixx1 1 year ago
"The Happy Hooker"
juleejagrawr 1 year ago
U.S.S. The Happy Hooker!
IveGotBallsOfSt33l 1 year ago
anyone notice the ships name is 'The Happy Hooker' ?
ThorneCatenae 1 year ago 5
@bullboy005 if your trying to imatate a penis with the submarine...then your wrong..it depends if the penis blows out seamen otherwise the seamen is in the balls(:
jandplove 1 year ago
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
cheetohfail 1 year ago
whales dont blow water out of their blow holes, it is air and sometimes water rests upon.
ge0rgef0rmangrill 1 year ago
how could anyone hate these vids
RazBird 1 year ago