Ass & Titties (NO WATERMARKS)

[Kusefise]

I remember listening to this on Newgrounds 11 years ago :D

[homerguy]

62 dislikes? hmm they must be a bunch of gay guys that no ones makes a song about them ....that or a bunch of girls with no ass titties ass and titties ass ass titties titties ass and titties

[IloveCheerAndDancE]

I love how he says "water".

[ItsVulgar]

Lucky meercat

[deviltrigger187]

i new this song the momment they put it on newgrounds years ago

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Chappelle's Show brought me here

[offroadnut78]

Always puts a smile on my face when I hear and watch this video..LoL..

[itsAvirusxox]

omg all the nostalgia. ALL OF IT.

[thanatosprchronos]

LOL for reals, back in the day day. watching this on newgrounds lol along with ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO US lol

[ImaRicePieEater]

@thanatosprchronos all your base are belong to sloth

[HuntForWaffles]

I saw this on funnyjunk, back when funny junk was actually GREEN. :]

[HuntForWaffles]

OH GOD. I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS IN YEARS.

[Wronzoff]

I joined Newgrounds 2001, I remember I used to listen to this and "Gonads and Strife" all the time. That's some weird nostalgia.

[davo7931313]

I love this song!!!

[Lugrashio]

lol newgrounds

[mzfab1001]

1 minute and 29 seconds i'll never get back

[shotgunwedding199]

@mzfab1001 are you kidding me that songs a classic!

[jrmafiamarkass]

Haha. I saw this shit back in 05. I was like, 13.

[NandeDattebayoo]

I like the part where he says Ass Titties :D

[IloveCheerAndDancE]

Imagine this going off as your ringtone in class. :P

[kaimarohero]

o.O

[503papi]

wat are the lyrics again? XD



[0000ohohoh]

A friend got caught by his digital media teacher playing this song. The teacher just told him to turn it down. LOL

[kingpgx]

yea but its kool

[RestofWar7]

Haha, Kenneth's ring tone!

[TwistedSister09]

I used to sing with when I was a kid.

[bendover5609]

lmfao

[LulzWuts]

HOLY FUCK!

I just nostalgia all over my bedroom wall.

[Aesirww]

thumbs up if you contributed to the views like 2000000 times and know all the lyrics

[Aesirww]

this will never get old, ever

[amritisatomato]

this was the funniest fucking thing ever when i was like 11.

[XJosieXD]

hahahah

[emiklio]

Hilarious review of Ass N Titties!!

/watch?v=5vaHvEI8_ts

[humptydumptydick]

I used to go to newgrounds also to see this back in like 2nd grade. Good times.

[Bkfinestl1037]

This a great video.

[DarkShadowRage2]

VIDEO IS ANCIENT!

[WowzaBoyz]

Woooow....I remember this from 5th grade, I didn't even know what titties were

[offroadnut78]

Just bringing it back..LoL..I love both. :-)

[VictorVonFox]

This might be a flash from the golden years this is still better then 95% of the flashes made today....also ITS CATCHY AS HELL!!

[thegrandluxray]

Like this if you got this from Chappelle's Show.

[rarepokemonmark]

@thegrandluxray how about you shut you whore mouth

[shshagfors]

What a great combination

[FreakiStalker]

OK !!!!! das ist komisch aber nicht haha komisch

[LittleMissTrish17]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[lemonkooler]

Sounds like Mr. Garrison singing :)

[OmegaWeltall]

wow. this is ancient flash

[kenpox]

i was 12 when i saw this >_>! now im 24 !! Lol !

[TheFilthNasty]

LOL Old fucking school.

[emosucks89]

Wow, this is a blast from the past!

[TheJjProduct]

how are there only 202k people that look up "Ass and titties"?

[tom72496]

this is so stupid

[dirtySwingset]

This should be the national anthem

[dosmangosporfavor]

44 ppl need soap and water

[spongeaang98]

I can't believe I was like 9 when I say this.

[killtrositykill]

seittit dna ssa

[valmontdracul]

What the *hell* did I just watch? I mean, funny, but WTF!?

[Khazar01]

this song explains what you will see if you open some random girl's facebook profile :)

[Bobbobffr]

i liked the part where he ass and titties

[ZlaY09]

.......i think he wants to tell us about the ass n titties

[TheShmapy]

Leaked from God's Ipod

[irulenano]

The ass looks like titties.

[TVnater]

@irulenano

And the Titties look like Ass.

[vinny460]

shit quality 

[wemeeviltoaster]

That's more than music. This is Art! :-)

[kimono124]

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[DDRshadow]

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[ShaunDreclin]

To people bitching about the animation, this flash is 10 years old. Nobody cared about animation quality back then :P

[Mattyc]

I saw this for the first time back around 2000/2001 on Newgrounds.

[jjohnkane]

this song sums up my life

[seangottii]

ahahha stankin ass bitches

[jts3417]

36 People need to wash up

[firmestasassin]

thumbs up if you think this is a good alternative to "the talk."

[Kandyman86]

Lol, this shit is incredibly old. We used to get on newgrounds in Junior High to watch this shit. That was 97-98.

[Winterfang]

@Kandyman86

98?!!! that's 13 years!!! 5000 years in internet time. 

[NandeDattebayoo]

@Kandyman86 epic

[TCreatorO]

@Kandyman86 yeah, lol I saw it back in like 2002 xD but still really good tho !

[bddblade]

@Kandyman86 Hahah yeah same here :D

[Baruvan]

@Kandyman86 I went to funny junk in junior high lol

[Pentdad]

@Kandyman86 What else is really old? Tell me some really old memes that would be an embaressment if i referenced? Like dancing baby, dancing hamster?

[jac0bs1n]

@Kandyman86 truest shit i ever heard

[wendyspwnsu]

@Kandyman86 i know i remember watching this in like 6th grade

[taliam2]

@Kandyman86 hellll yeahhh

[tjflacid]

@Kandyman86 yeah i first saw this in 04

[TALOS7887]

@Kandyman86 I remember when my cousin showed me this, i was in second grade lol.

[BLO2BAY]

@Kandyman86 i was just thinking about watchin this on newgrounds back in middle school lol

[energyDie]

Ass tittie ass n titties ass ass titties titties...

[babylexii321]

I LOVE THIS LMFAOO

[jaggillarpaj1]

Soap N' Water.. Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water Water..

[statikwon]

Awesome!

[InclementMusic]

ass and titties!!!!!

[cmbeast60]

>:(=)3

[supermandan85]

I think it's funny someone made an animation to this. I always wondered what kind of person thinks of making a song like this and now I know.

[BoONeo]

kevjumba brought me here

[CODMW2TPS]

@BoONeo me tooo hahaahhahahahha

[BatzNBonez]

I'm a woman and I like this!

Well.... I'm not straight XD

[JusXbox]

@BatzNBonez Hawt

[BatzNBonez]

@JusXbox >:3

[jgkeys1995]

Chappelle show!!!

[xSonicHedgehogx]

33 women watched this.

[Linknot100]

@xSonicHedgehogx or gays

[Fythless]

@Linknot100 Nope, I'm gay and I fucking love this song. A ringtone even.

[AnimeFanKid34]

HAHAHA this is hilarious.

[Grimreaper905]

Funny thing Is he has a lisp as well

[cifeso]

OLDEST VIDEO ON NEWGROUNDS

[mely962]

I look up such random stuff haha

[Tsmith5222]

ringtone

[TheRockinTwins]

33 people are gay D:

[IceyChill2]

thumbs up for 0:26 Big Booty Bitches....

[phubans]

32 bitches need to wash up.

[slimshady0297]

Stankin' ass bitches.

[Zaldap]

32 females disliked this.

[darrengerdude96]

32 people hate ass n titties

[darrengerdude96]

i like it when he says ass n titties

[britishamo]

quality is crap

[sissybearsheba]

@britishamo then make a remake of it with better quality

[stickninja77]

ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,AS­S,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS,ASS.­. ;D

[tekkyroboslam]

i love it!!

[mathgeekgirl]

This sooo reminds me of my college days at Penn State from 2000-2004

[Swordarcher]

what are watermarks i dun understand

[chipz88]

@Swordarcher Watermarks are imprints overlayed on an image or document to mark it for some reason. The original purpose was to differentiate between genuine and counterfeit documents or currency. There is a digital equivalent. Look at the Ass & Titties video uploaded by shadefecator and you will see why this was uploaded.

[Th3Sixth]

EPICCCCCCCCCCC

[DaLastKind]

1:12 lol water water water water water soap (on the screen) xD

[crothenbuehler]

this shit is hilarious. i watch it almost everyday lmfao.

[NandeDattebayoo]

@crothenbuehler same here :D

[NandeDattebayoo]

The best song in the entire world!

[ExtraAsian]

DJ Assault is a Lyrical Genius.

[Sander176Cohen]

did 30 women dislike this?

[TheRevolutionPlayer]

i love too much this song lol xD

[Sander176Cohen]

saw this first when i was 6 lol

[bezerka]

@Sander176Cohen lol i saw this vid when i was 8 and then i learnt what sex is about.

[bastain123]

@bezerka as did i lol

[TheGrimhildr]

listen to this song and watch a gay guy mow the lawn.......priceless

[bladeddc1]

@TheGrimhildr Mad TV?

[TheGrimhildr]

@bladeddc1 Chappeles show, but close.

[TyphonCyclon]

i rly dont get ppl, if y type in Ass n titties, you can expact sumthin like this and yet ppl still dislike this video (30 atm), thumbs up for ronnie!

[xReapera]

@TyphonCyclon

nobody likes it cause the animation sucks ASS N TITTIES

[shiasgirl4ever1987]

ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! 

[macandben]

I like the part where he says ass n titties

[xReapera]

@macandben

REALLY? ME TOO!

[Duxasblt]

Water, soap, water n soap, water water, soap soap, water n soap

[jase276]

@Duxasblt

Way to fail

You JUST listened to the song and already you forgot the lyrics

[Duxasblt]

@jase276 you...you....

*sad face*

[jase276]

@Duxasblt

I kid I kid

[MidwestKs]

this my shit forever

[payyn]

godamn this is catchy lol, at a stop light -turns up volume-

[sutrobellbell16]

XD this song was stuck in my head for hours...Im a girl and i thought it was fuckin hilarious! LOL

[SoganaxSaeki]

I have to say, this song isn't funny...and not just cuz it's sexist, cuz i could care less about that, but it's just really not funny.

[KlevoLapukas]

I like the part where he says "ass n titties" :L

[chadslate]

i sing this song nearly daily. good work.

[imaqtlolz]

why doesnt this have more views?

[powerpcmac]

@imaqtlolz Because it is as old as the internet. Honestly, I remember it being the one oft he first flash videos I saw.

[skkid1]

@imaqtlolz because the animation sucks

[afroman7600]

@imaqtlolz because

[you2besux]

@imaqtlolz

because it sucks

[SFIEEH]

LOL

[MINDY1441]

stakin ass bitches that to need to wash up dont get wen i dont wanna fuck u need soap and water

[doomcatrocks1]

ass and tIttiz

[tallswede80]

This is a good song to play at a feminist rally.

[Aractophragnus]

@tallswede80 LMAOOO totally

[Redarius80]

Lmao That Would Be Golden @tallswede80

[FSXMovies]

@tallswede80 trollface.jpg

[AscendedBeyond]

hahahaaha fail song but funny

[kdow1012]

hahaha, i remember watching this a LONG time ago, when my sister was in like 9th grade.. hahaa

[miscreantV0n]

gay landscapers....

[MMMkdizzle]

@miscreantV0n aaaaaaaaaahah oh maaaan.

[BOSSSNIK11]

but why ass and titties when you can say ass titties and pussy... or pussy first and then ass and titties... i donb't hve an effin idea

[timmygunz18]

@BOSSSNIK11

Well you can't see pussy through clothing (without a little camel) ? Maybe that's the answer...

[n8iveidiot13]

@BOSSSNIK11

dude you hear that song? its so damn catchy lol having another word in there would only mess it up even if it inbetween the 2 words

[supacrunk1234]

ass and titties lol

[ScoobyBaseball]

1:12

Why does it say SOAP at the end when all he says is Water? Then you put Water, Water, Water, SOAP.

[iloveShaunAV]

LMFAOOOOO

[KidsWithGuns1992]

012 up until then it's funny, anything after that is shit.

[johndaaavies]

..............?

[awkwardicecream]

This is a classic song. I remember watching this with my bro and laughing my ass (and titties!) off.

[toiletproductionsRA]

its a meme .-.

[toiletproductionsRA]

sorry wrong comment

[toiletproductionsRA]

im 12 and what is this?

[AsianTofuStyleZz]

@toiletproductionsRA if your 12, how did you come across this in the first place