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  • People don't want to believe God used evolution or some automatic process because they want to believe they are specially select beings.

  • The caption writer can't speell :)

  • Ph.D. from Louisiana Baptist University... unaccredited theologically conservative Christian university,

    A Los Angeles Times article reported that Missler and co-author Hal Lindsey had plagiarized a portion of Miami University Professor Edwin Yamauchi's 1982 book Foes From the Northern Frontier in their own 1992 book The Magog Factor. This guy is just full of shit, oops ...peanut butter!!

  • Interesting, American creationists speaking with British voices.

  • @Orca40 if there are christians around,why are there still atheists? ;)

  • @Orca40 if people came from apes,why there are still apes?;)

  • @Elspethknighterrant cuz they are a different species and arn't all evolved yet.

  • @MrKoiking1 they had plenty of time to evolve.they are evolved they the way they are now

  • This guy is a crock

  • I only have ONE very simple request- the first person to do it gets 69 $million$ from Obama Trump. Create life from non-living matter-ANY matter you want to in any combination! Told you that you couldn't!! Ha ha, I will never have to pay a living soul one dime!!!!!

  • @IronHorsez88 You don't read the news, do you?

    bbc.co.uk/news/10132762

    i'm sure they'll accept a check.

  • @IronHorsez88

    Depending on your version of "life" it already happened.

  • "SINCE WHEN DOES ABSCENCE OF EVIDENCE EQUATE TO EVIDENCE OF ABSCENCE"

  • @pinball281 it doesn't, however that argument doesn't strengthen the claim that there is only one god in fact it tears it apart because it opens the doors to say well if lack of evidence isn't evidence of absence then everything supernatural including all gods past and present cannot be discounted and to do so would make a christian a hypocrite

  • @bigmanoooo1 yeah well im not a christian and what we dont know or see we dont know or see,we can only assume so to all the people out there saying theres no evidence for god,NO SHIT.Work it out,if there is a god then this is a test,maybe we are spiritual beings havinga physical experience.I know one thing tho there is a lot of end times talk at the moment and the arrival of the anti-christ and second coming of jesus and you know what i think theres some truth to it.

  • @pinball281 people believe in god because they want him to exists for various reasons, mostly because they want heaven to be real, and regarding the end of time talks, that is nothing new people have always envisioned their own demise its human nature we are very self destructive creatures that's why we are the only ones that commit suicide and even those who dont actively kill themselves are self destructive in other ways

  • This is funny peanut butter is basicly dead peanuts and only decomposers can live in dead objects.(Yes humans live and sit on dead things too example,wood)

  • This is the SECOND VERSION! The FIRST TIME he opened that jar Einstein popped out and they had to do it all over again.

  • @Orca40 How come that dirt hasn't "evolved" yet?

  • Not to mention that "h. s. sapiens" existed at the same time as the neanderthal man. The idea is, is that, just as people today are classified into "races" because of their ethnic background and phenotype appearance, scientifically there is NO such thing as an actual "race". "Race" is a concrete social stratification in sociology, but in science it is an abstract fallacy. Likewise, evolutionary biologists today use these "stratifications" in fossils. The fallacy is when classifying is attempted.

  • The fact is, if something had jumped out of that peanut butter jar, a creature never seen before, he would not have said "omg, God does not exist after all!"

    He would have simply said.. "See? God just created a new, never seen before creature, put it in this jar only to prove his own existence. Now, was I right, or was i right?"

  • I mean there is somewhat of a valid principle presented in the video though. For example, if evolution were a true theory, how come all monkeys haven't "evolved" into people yet? How come they haven't "evolved" into any new species throughout the history of science? Because it is a THEORY, NOT a LAW. Meaning, it hasn't been proven, even throughout the whole entire history of science, over years and years, it cannot be proven. Why? Because it's a myth. The speciation of creatures happens, not ev.

  • @roxtar55 No. humans didn't evolve from monkeys, humans and monkeys share a common ancestor, meaning that monkeys are evolved forms of the same creature that humans evolved from. Monkeys and humans are just different branches of a common creature. One is not necessarily better than the other. Monkeys are better suited to live in their environment and humans in theirs. Do you see where im going with this? And proof that evolution is true does exist such as fossils of human-like apes. No myth

  • @therewillbemud Well you are somewhat of the conservative evolutionist. Not quite as radical as some. Fossils of human-like apes are often misconcepted in their artistic interpretations. For example, Neanderthals are just another "race" - like caucasoids, negroids, mongoloids, etc. Not to mention that carbon dating is actually not the best way to measure the date of an object. This is because there is no way to measure weathering and erosion. Calculating population is the best measurement.

  • @roxtar55 neanderthals were not just another race of human they were a completely different genus. If you look at the skeletons of a black man and a white man you would not be able to tell which was which. However neanderthals had smaller skulls and brain, shorter frame, and voice boxes incapable of speech. It's true that some ethnicities today have adapted differently such as skin tone and facial features but these differences are insignificant when compared to those of a neanderthal

  • @therewillbemud Yes you can tell the difference between caucasoids and negroid skulls. Very blatant statement there. FBI forensics use this to help identify people. The theory of their capabilities, is, well, a "theory". Just as you cannot tell the specific internal features of dinosaurs, same goes for humans. Fossils do not reveal much about internal organs, especially abdominal organs. Conclusions can be made about the size, but not functionality from just calcium deposits.

  • Miller Urey expirment. Thats all I have to say.

  • Imagine there's not just one jar of peanut butter.

    Imagine that there is an entire planet covered in peanut butter.

    Imagine that there's about thirty billion of these planets.

    Imagine that each of these planets had existed for billions of years.

    That's a lot of peanut butter.

    And that's a lot of time.

    The Universe is a lot older and a lot larger than a month-old jar of peanut butter.

    In something that mind-boggingly huge and ancient, strange and incredible accidents happen all the time.

  • here is a simple example of evolution: u get sick, take some pills and stop taking them after a while (the sickness is not fully cured), after the virus recovers it might grow immunity to certain dosage of the medicine. that's evolution

  • Believe what you want. Just keep this out of the public schools.

  • Yeah...evolution doesn't say ANYTHING about the origin of life. Rather, it explains the process of decent with modification.

  • @SAFtejat exactly they are two different theories

    though please remember, unlike a lot of religious stories or in most cases what would be more aptly called a myth, a theory is something that is based almost purely on proven fact

    a lot of creationists and anti-evolutionists have this idea that theory = hypothesis

    that is not the case, and they need to understand this

    theory of evolution basically means truth of evolution

  • @hxcnoah Yeah...I'm not rly sure if you replied to what you meant to, as what you said was a complete non-sequitur. Anyway, to clarify I support the theory of evolution, the comment i posted was to deter creationists from using the peanut butter argument because they would be attacking abiogenesis rather than evolution.

  • @SAFtejat .

    the first forms of life evolved into others that evolved into others and the process continues until who knows when, this is how life came to earth

  • the opening argument denounced the god fairy tale.

    looking at these weak and screwed claims i can tell the people making this video either dont know or ignore the experiments used for abiogenesis.

  • *FACEPALM*

  • I assumed this was a copy of the original haha.. Guess I was wrong. I love the bit about the pre-opening/checking of the peanut butter jar becasue clearly someone was paranoid that there might be life in there. I'm not kidding when I say that's exactly what I thought when I to saw the original....it's sick man xD

  • I find it funny that these Theist instead believe that man came from a rib and that there are talking snakes, and Moses walked on water. Theist are the biggest hypocrites ever. The stupidity makes me cry.

  • Prove it wrong then.... Oh, you cant! I forgot, that when Evolutionists resort to mocking and mimiking creationists, it is the sign that they have no idea, or response and are completely stumped.. Completely out of their depth!.. That is why people like Dawkins, because he mocks and can make ignorant people laugh, NOT because his preaching has ANY substance at all...

  • I Love The Rising Of New Atheists In The World And It's Funny Cause The Bible Say's The Last Generation On Earth Will Completely Reject Jesus Before His Second Coming. You All Should Read Bible Prophecy And Find Out The Truth. God Isn't Going To Offer His Love Forever.

  • Ok someone please tell me what magic little liquid can make intelligent life spontaniously form. And tell me where is this liquid today and why is it not still making life? If you insult me than I will have you suspended, please just give me a scientifical anwer to this question.

  • Brilliant!

  • All I can say is this is a classic!

  • You silly, silly atheist, I will pray to God for you to forgive him. You are a fool and you are blind to the truth of jesus. I am now on my knees praying for Him to forgive you. You poor, dumb, fool.

  • @ClythiaMystica Please pray for me?

  • @ClythiaMystica and pray for me too.. it will give you something to do!!

  • Chuck missler thinks that UFO's might be shape-shifting demons!

    lol.

    I think that explains enough about Missler to discount any of his 'Scientific Expermients" he conducts every 3 seconds of the year.

    LOL. Is creationist the new political correct term for the word MORON?

  • prayer: how to do nothing and still think your helping

  • "by praying really REALLY hard..."

  • @Orca40 um nobody says people came from dirt

  • @BlackBeard716 except christians

  • @BlackBeard716 Actually, I'm pretty sure that the Bible claims God made man out of the dust of the ground. That's dirt.

    Anyone who believes the Genesis account, believes that people came from dirt.

  • @myteethareshiny well you see I assumed that he was making fun of atheists because he also said "why is there still dirt" and since it says in the bible that god made only one man from dirt that wouldn't make sense

  • @BlackBeard716 Whatever. This topic is so stupid, that we really shouldn't be arguing about it.

    And yeah, I guess I can understand what you were saying.

  • lol, you know even if i wanted to to take you seriously a sarcastic person like u it is not to been taken seriously because your logic and mind is not working properly.

    so, when u will be a person who will made a video for udults and not for brats under 10, i will watch it and think about it.

  • hahaha your videos are hilarious make more

  • And yet from peanut butter, there has been the genesis of both sandwiches (with and without jam) AND Reeses peanut butter cups - thereby demonstrating evolution. QED

  • Does the guy in the video know that living organism took billions of years to develop ? It didn't happen in peanut butter neither, but in water.

    Theism is a "rationnal" belief, so to speak. But creationism is plain stupid.

  • If you're a fundy who believes life not growing in a peanut butter jar disproves evolution, and that name calling is an appropriate response, no reply is necessary, and no further ones will be made to you by me!

  • Just the small reply that your response deserves. Spell check. Read a book. Realize somehow that name calling isn't an argument. And, don't bother replying back because I'll just delete you.

  • @moogoogaipancake

    There isn't a shred of evidence supporting the existence of a god.

  • @rddaos Design, science, human logic, human spirit and conscience.

  • @rddaos The fact that you can think (that's debatable) is.

  • @roxtar55

    yes but there's zero evidence supporting the existence of a god

  • @rddaos Yes there is. The proof is that I can answer the question of "why are we here?" and "where did this all come from?". Instead of being like you, which would be the making of excuses.

  • @roxtar55

    but where's your evidence? there's zero evidence the magic man exists, and you cannot cite any.

  • @rddaos Define evidence. If you are talking in "typical" terms, if I may, there is physical proof. For example, as I have peronally experienced first hand, is the prescence of demons. Spiritual creatures, often misinterpretted as paranormal "poltergeists", or "ghosts". In actuality, these are demons. To reiterate, once again, I have experienced such phenomena in the past. Honestly, I have tried, but no evolutionary biologist can give me an explanation. The Bible is a historical work of science.

  • @roxtar55

    have you considered the possibility that you are mentally ill? have you considered that you might be schizophrenic? hearing voices? seeing things? invisible creatures? magical fairies? elves? hobbits?

  • @rddaos Your fear is causing slander.

  • @roxtar55

    have you ever considered that you might possibly be mentally-insane?

  • @rddaos Have you ever considered that you are insane? Believing evolution is like believing the world was flat back in the day. But when the proof comes, it'll hit the unbelievers hard, just like it did when they discovered the Earth was a sphere. Walk by faith, not by sight.

  • @roxtar55

    Evolution is a scientific fact, while religion is fantasy that is supported by no evidence. Have you ever considered medication to help you stop hearing voices from the invisible man in the sky?

  • @rddaos Scientific "fact"? Wow, way off there bubba. Scientific "theory" is the technical term. Have you ever considered mathematics? Because, if you have, which is quite unlikely considering your ignorance, you would find that evolutionary theory does not coincide with mathematics. However, your ignorance prevents you from seeing two sides of anything. Meaning, you are an atheist, but not an evolutionist.

  • @roxtar55

    evolution (aka modern biology) is a fact of science as confirmed by every biology department at every major university. however, i've never met a jesus freak who had the slightest idea about what evolution science even says. you see, every jesus freak i've ever met has approximately a 2nd grade understanding of evolution. if you're interesting in learning about science, just ask and i'll be your teacher.

  • @rddaos Well I guess that makes a prejudicial, stereotyping bigot (as expected). But, no thanks, I already know more on evolutionary theology apparently more than you, so I'll pass on that one.

  • @roxtar55

    are you saying that like missler, you have a degree in peanut butter science?

  • @rddaos No, just stating you are a bigot. 'Nuff said.

  • @roxtar55

    "Scientific fact? Wow, way off there bubba. Scientific theory is the technical term."

    - evolution is a fact when discussing the past and a theory in regard to it's predictive power.

    - a SCIENTIFIC THEORY is a well evidenced and thoroughly tested principle that explains a set of facts

    "Have you ever considered mathematics? Because, if you have...you would find that evolutionary theory does not coincide with mathematics" - this is simply incorrect.

  • @types10000 "Bubba?" Okay, epic fail right there. It's funny you say this because if all theory was true, then there would be some crazy things going on in the world right now. But then again..... I seem to be growing a pair of wings..... so I guess we're starting to see "Homo Ptises?" Rofl. Mathematics is an athiest's worst nightmare. If humans existed 500,000 years ago, our population would be over a nonillion.

  • @roxtar55

    "Okay, epic fail right there. It's funny you say this because if all theory was true, then there would be some crazy things going on in the world right now."

    - such as? every element of evolution can be observed.

    "growing a pair of wings" - why would a human who (thanks to society) is subject to virtually no selective pressures at all undergoe a radical change; much less grow wings.

    "Mathematics is an athiest's worst nightmare" - you keep asserting that but fail to evidence.

  • @roxtar55

    "If humans existed 500,000 years ago, our population would be over a nonillion"

    - why?

    population growth for any animal is dependent on the resources available; mainly food.

    the biggest factor affecting human population growth was been agriculture which has only been around for the past 10,000 years.

    prior to this humans lived in nomadic tribes whose population growth would likely model the same as undisturbed animal populations of today ie. RELATIVE STABILITY.

  • @types10000 Because on average, the human population doubles its population faster than 150 years at a single time.

  • @roxtar55

    "Because on average, the human population doubles its population faster than 150 years at a single time."

    - yes, human population growth is rapid NOW, but as i pointed out it's highly dependent on our technological advancements and mainly agriculture.

  • @types10000 But there is not a single equation to date the first humas being 300,000 years ago. And another thing to point out is that there are artifacts dated at about 300,000 years ago, when they still contain carbon-14! How can that be? Carbon-14 has a maximum life span of 100,000 years. So how could something be 300,000 or 500,000 years old if it contains carbon-14? It can't. A hematologist will tell you the same.

  • These people make this much too easy, don't they?

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  • LOL! this is hillarious!

  • I was about to have some peanut butter this morning, but there was a fucking man inside the jar.

  • huronwarriors. You are a fool, plain and simple. What this creationist huxter is saying does not prove any kind of flaw in the theory of evolution. He is not even talking about evolution, he is talking about abiogenesis. Just another testament to the fact that creationists and christians do not know a damn thing about the natural world.

  • "evolution says due to energy and other conditions which make life sustainable, we should be seeing new species coming up out of no where"

    See, that's the problem. Evolution says no such thing. Gross ignorance may be attractive to you sky-fairy imaginers, but to us logical sciencey folk, it's disgusting.

    Also check Genesis - THAT is the one that says new species come out of nowhere. Well, from a wave of the holy magic wand, at least. Abracadabra, and there was light! And trees! And peanuts!

  • I'm guessing you're referrring to an earlier comment I made, because I don't say that here.

    Anyway it's true. Life now everywhere. From the atomsphere to the rocks. One thing life likes to do is eat the stuff that other life (as we know it) is made from. The complexity required for a basic living thing wouldn't have a chance to come into being before being eaten.

    But that's nothing to do wih evolution anyway. Perhaps I should just make some shit up and talk about peanut butter instead.

  • Who says it only happened once? Provide evidence of it only happeneing once before you can ask that.

    Anyway there are clueless retards (i.e. creationists) who believe that evolution = frogs and lemurs and dinosaurs spontaneously appearing in peanut butter. This is utter bollocks that could only happen via magic wand-waving sky faries. Science says fuck all about "spontaneous" generation of life for exactly that reason - it's the kind of fantasy tripe you get in books of fables - e.g. the bible.

  • A creationist doing experiments to test abiogenesis makes about as much sense as an atheist praying.

  • raddos

    and it's also magic now ......huh?

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  • HalleysAsshole said, "When you see the uncensored video you see that Dawkins was making fun of the idea of an outside creator" You're full of shit. You're mom SAID you're a liar. This proves it. "yet Stein twisted his words around to make it sound like he was ADVOCATING the idea of aliens creating mankind" You're liar one more time. Now tell me how Stein twisted his words?

    pwned

  • Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present YouLoseAsshole, youtube's 21st century equivalent to St Thomas Aquinas or C. S. Lewis. As you can see, Christian apologetics aren't what they used to be.

  • fine, here is how i back up my no-god argument, carbon dating shows the earth is billions of years old,some stars are so far away, that the light we see from them is millions of yeas old, the summerians invented glue 7000 years ago, 1000 years before the supposed christian creation, now, we know since ancient times people have created myths to explain nature, from aztec to greek, to modern christianity, which basically ripped off all pagan religions, religion is obsolete except for simple minded

  • wow, showing some christina love there, well we don't believe it all came from nothing, galaxies are moving away from each other, which evidence points to an explosion from which all matter was once condensed, the big bang theory, now we don't know where this original matter came from, but saying, "god did it" answers absolutely nothing, and sets us back to an age where ignorance was accepted because it was simpler, the regressive argument only poses the question, then who made god?

  • @JackPhelpswho Your comment is so well done, I wonder if you meant "christian love" or whether "christina love" was your real intention. I find both are valid. Lol!

  • @JackPhelpswho If there was a time where there is absolutely nothing in existence at all... nothing can possibly come from nothing. Take a building 4 example. That building did not decied to build itself 1day it must of had help to be constructed. So think of the universe as a building, it must of had help to be here. Since things do exist! There4, there could never have been absolutely nothing, something had to have always been in existence b4 anything else. Sry, I wud have been more detailed.

  • @moogoogaipancake

    Nobody thinks nothing made everything except dumb bible slappers.

  • dados

    you do......an atheist has to believe that all things came from nothing at all......or you have to believe someone made it.....your hero dickie dawkins told ben stien that aliens did it.....hahahahaha!!!

  • You've been screwing them bunnies haven't you?

  • HalleysAsshole, you're a lowlife fucking scumbag mutherfukker. Even your own mom hates your sorry ass. She says you're a useless no good little bastard. She is bereaved that you have turned out to be a fucking queer. She thinks your uncle is responsible for it. She can't quite put her thumb on when you started taking it up the ass. She said she even caught you sucking the dog's dick for crying out loud.

  • She said her first inclination was when she caught you blowing the trash-men. She said she hopes you get hit by a truck or something. She claims that she's never known a more disgusting creep in her whole life. She said you're just like your father.

  • haliescumit

    what comes first in your mind. being true to evo or blowing homeless guys.

    i think bumsuk is a good name for you

  • "and other conditions which make life sustainable"

    Conditions which the food industry does not replicate, obviously. Check out Miller's test. He made amino-acids form.

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  • @huronwarriors :

    If god is real, why aren't there proofs? evolution has proofs, so shut the fuck up about your fuckin' god of shit

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  • That guy is so right. Peanut butter can't make life. But an invisible man in the sky OBVIOUSLY can.

    GASP!! What if peanut butter is the actual true God? What if we go to heaven and find a big jar of peanut butter?

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  • Actually, they contradict themselves. I saw the Virgin Mary in my jelly once.

  • You didn't see shit asshole. Your mom says you have a little bitty pee pee and all you do is play with it. She says you're fkking pervert and a liar who nobody believes.

  • you keep vaseline because who's pumping you up the ass....queer

  • i bet god is really mad at this guy. maybe he will smite him. probably not since ya know, he doesnt exist and all.

  • hate to break it to you kid, but childishly imitating smart people doesnt make you cool. it wont get you friends and certainly not respect :(

  • Hilarious xD

  • Some heretics falsly believe that the bible was written by god himself and therefore was literally god's word.

    They deny that the evangelists were mere human beings and the works of only 4 out of more than 80 were admitted to contribute to "the book of books" by vote in early conciliums.

    This attitude produced the absurd idea that earth was only 6000 years old, based on a calculation made by "bible scientists" involving Noah's age of 950 years.

    A disservice to real christian values.

  • Prick maybe......Stupid no. Having to resort to calling me a prick in light of your lack of intelligence makes you the prick. Your belief in magic also makes you a retard.

  • No sky daddies and magic are a laugh. Well it would be a laugh if so many idiots did not believe it.

  • OOPs deity my bad

  • you mean god? magic!!!!

    "let it be light", and from nothing, magic man in the sky made the light!!!! ahhh, science is so great.

  • No such thing as an atheist....... well I agree with you there. Only grown ups and intellectually honest people who reject the truth of fairy tales. Don't think we need to be labelled Atheist any more than we need to be called Afairyist or Agoblinist.

    So where did god make us from bright lad? Nothing maybe. He just magicked us into existence. Where did god come from? From nothing maybe? Don't make the grown ups laugh.

  • Eh I don't mind the title atheist for now, because of the current minority status overall, and especially in Turkey and the U.S. among more developed countries. Unlike agoblinist. But eventually, hopefully this title will become useless, like afairyist. :P

  • liars? and you say that based on what? I am clueless about physics because I went to business school. Market research is my thing... but, I graduated from a jesuit High school and college... had lots of bible study and because I understand it, I know jesus is no god!!! if he ever existed, he could not save shit. Then again, you are free to believe in the cosmic zombi seating on top of the moon ... by the way, how much do you contribute monetary to ur pastor?

  • hate jesus? how the fuck do you get your "facts"? I do not believe in jesus as a god. I have no clue if he did exist as a man, as a god, he is just as worthless as gaia, quetzalcoatl, thor, etc. I cannot hate something that I don´t believe it exists. asshole? where the fuck is your xtian love? hypocrite!! Something from nothing? simple, asshole god said: let it be light, plants, etc. something from nothing is YOUR version. Ask Copperfield, he uses the same technique as ur god: MAGIC

  • The same way the nothing made your god or the same way your god made us from nothing. I'm not sure to be honest (neither is anyone else) but I would bet its more likely the nothingness you speak of created some simple Hydrogen rather than a diety.