Superman owes Batman $50,000

[TheChains1000]

BATMAN YOU PERVERT!!!!

[TheDarkKnightBegins2]

Wow superman is a jew kryptonian sounds alot like hebrew

[Xylarxcode]

Difference in money between Superman and Batman.

Superman has to save up for a month to take Lois out on a date to a fancy restaurant.

Bruce goes to that same restaurant, whenever he wants with a supermodel on his arm, buys the damn restaurant, then orders the chef to make whatever the girl wants.

[LevyBaranek]

2:36 Batman has smiled wtf?

[nintendork2000]

On a REPORTER'S salary. Right.

[kingkongbassbeat]

Batman: I'm so going to tap supergirls ass if you don't come up with 50,000 dollars superman. 

[dbgtinfinite]

‎2 years later

Batman: You still owe me $50,000.

Superman: You still on about that? Isn't $50,000 to you like a dollar is to me?

Batman:...Don't make me take out my shard of Kryptonite.

Superman: O_O [flies away]

[maverickhunterdelta]

@dbgtinfinite Naahhhhhh

Superman would, "FUS ROOOOH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHH!"

LIGHTNING BOOOOOOLT, FREAKING COOOOOOOOOOL, GAY HUMPS HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM!!!!!"

[homlac1]

que histoia es esta?

[TronZEROPi]

I think DC should just stop it with these B&S movies and do a Fist of the North Star movie.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@TronZEROPi I'm pretty sure DC doesn't own Fist of the North Star...

[TronZEROPi]

@SeraphimSwordmaster Which isn't the point, their making movies that look a lot like it so they should try to get the rights to produce some animated movies based on it.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

@TronZEROPi But that begs the question, "Why -would- they?" Just because it apparently looks similar? Sorry, but... I don't really think there's much likeness between the two.

[mecemical]

Kryptonian sounds like French

[microscopiccode33]

no towel falling off WHAAAAAAT?

[timenyart]

@microscopiccode33 that is what batman is thinking

[akitoandagito5]

bruce and clark look ssooo old!

[2067792332977602]

batman its so mad because he has his pornography in that computer

[Fantezism]

..how would Superman know Kryptonian if he was sent to earth right after he was born ? I'm tired of characters like Supergirl and Superboy...seriously...they are just fillers...and like all fillers they are annoying.

[ProfessorSpade]

@Fantezism dude he learned it at the fortress of solitude where his parents keep records of everything

[Fantezism]

@ProfessorSpade: Taking into consideration the fact that Supes discovers the fortress in his adulthood he wouldn't be able to understand Kryptonian, much less learn to speak it. That's like saying that you, an adult who doesn't know a word of Chinese, can learn Chinese just by listening to the recordings of your parents' conversations held in Chinese.

[Fantezism]

@ProfessorSpade I know I shouldn't raise the bar since this is phantasy, but I don't like gimmicks (like making Supes speak Kryptonian and introducing Supergirl in the story) that are based on flimsy explanations. Sure, a phantasy defies logic now and then but if it does it too often it becomes an absurdity, and the fact that Supes is able to learn Kryptonian just by studying his parents' records is stupid: that's like saying you learnt Sumerian only by studying Sumerian tablets.

[TronZEROPi]

@Fantezism Doesn't he have some kind of computer or is that only in DCAU and the movies?

[Fantezism]

@TronZEROPi I don't know...but Superman's past has been revamped one too many times. At first we are told that Krypton explodes..but now we find out that a part of the bygone planet and the people living on it survived the explosion...nevermind that they could have just flown into outer space and move to another planet, they just had to remain on Krypton when it exploded.

[TronZEROPi]

@Fantezism From what I understand, one of the classic elements of Kryptonion sociaty was that they were isolationist so that's part of the reason they didn't leave.

[Fantezism]

@TronZEROPi That explanation is far-fetched if you ask me. And I still don't understand how any records from Krypton could have survived the explosion and wound up in Supes' possession. Supes is obviously not a developed character, which is forgivable, he is the FIRST superhero who opened the door to the creation of other superheroes like Batman and Wonderwoman, but bad writing is bad writing.

[Fantezism]

@TronZEROPi And the fact that they introduced Supergirl into the story is a piss off. She is annoying...INCREDIBLY annoying.

[mario4kix898]

Bruce is a millionaire. $50,000 is chump change.

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@mario4kix898 Please billionaire. Millionaire is so last decade.

[akitoandagito5]

Batman: you still owe me $50,000. or a computer.

Superman: i know, i know. i have to work about 5 more years. on a reporter's salary.

Me: you still owe him $50,000 superman!

[heisinberg1]

Like you didn't entertain the thought of Kara and Wonderwoman suckin face !

[Puszkins89]

1:20 HANDSOME FACE! XD

[1Superman4Me]

i know that the white she wears represents her memory loss.

[Gameplayery]

is this from a movie ? and if so, can someone tell me the name please?

[MrKrypton36]

@Gameplayery It's called: Superman/Batman Apocalypse.

[lorenae8]

could some1 tell me where was this taken from plz?

[Jouzou87]

50 000 dollars? C'mon, Bruce; that's chump change to you. Stingy bastard.

[FenixFireborn]

Batman, I...

[Leatherbelt5858]

lol superman spoke french and i understand it and it souns like he said Je devrais ete gay maintenant mais plus maintenant(in english:i should be gay rightnow but im not

[chicago92100]

@Leatherbelt5858 hahahahaha

[1Superman4Me]

@Leatherbelt5858 It's Kryptonian you tard. and Superman's not gay.

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

I always like those subtle moments with Batman. Like when he smiles at the end at Kara. It's as if there's still an old part of Bruce in there somewhere. :)

[LuigiDM]

love that keep bringing the DCAU VAs together through the movies

[godzillaisking]

One of the richest guys on the planet, still expects others to replace his stuff when broken.

[germanvisitor2]

@godzillaisking I wonder who replaces all the stuff (cars, buildings) that break during their battles.^^

[BoojumFed]

@germanvisitor2

You can't tell me this universe doesn't have super-battle insurance.

[germanvisitor2]

@BoojumFed An insurance against war? I guess the bill goes on heaven and hell and Judgement Day is actually a battle about who pays it.^^

[gojiraguy200]

2:38 batman smiles and shes like WTF?!?!?!

[ZimJlp]

Superman is just so damn handsome.

[PREDATORvRIDDICK]

3:02 i thought batman was going to hit her back

[loupe97]

@PREDATORvRIDDICK nan he a gent



[lawlpwnu]

what is the title of this if anyone can tell me

[uberathlete]

@lawlpwnu Superman Batman: Apocalypse.

[mmmmmarcus]

lol, you should just upload the part with kara and supes speaking kryptonese then all these ignorant fuckers will rage about how it isnt in english, but make sure to edit in a trollface at the end. They'll be so pissed XD

[mmmmmarcus]

wtf?  is that like, space-french?

[bakugancollecterZ]

@getsomelead ......crap, I had no idea, I never watched the crossover, so I pretty much thought she was another resident that escaped off of krypton

[Uridien]

And don't think for a second, Batman won't be able to collect ...

[CrackShotpistol]

what serie or movie is this?

[horaciosi]

@CrackShotpistol Superman/Batman Apocalypse

[donatasm1]

wonder woman does anal with batman

[getsomelead]

@bakugancollecterZ Except that’s his cousin but if its good enough for hillbillies and European royalt then who am I to judge…

[bozgorman]

1:18 Batman, I...

[Spydr331]

... wait... how does he know how to speak kryptonian? he never lived on krypton?

[Gustoff27]

@Spydr331 He's come across many krptonians.

[Spydr331]

@Gustoff27 brainiac didnt have that knack for genocide like he did later on i guess.

[TBAGNFACEFUKER]

@Spydr331 Fortress is a database too isn't it?

[Spydr331]

@TBAGNFACEFUKER yeah i guess he has nothing else to do up there but learn languages... i never thought about it but does he only know english and kryptonian? i would think languages like chinese or a romance language like spanish might come into play more often? if clark kent spoke to lois in french im sure she would have wanted to date him without slipping in a "by the way im superman" at the end

[Ayatron34]

And there's the fact that he's usually portrayed as making blatantly impossible leaps in the air. Maybe it's his chi or some shaolin shit.

[kingofthering24]

Batman has a top notch martial artist (last time I checked, it was something like 127 different styles), supergenius I.Q and photographic memory. He also has masters in like...everything, not to mention several billion dollars. Yeah, those are superpowers if I had to say so.

[Ayatron34]

@kingofthering24

And apparently he exceeds the ability of every olympic that has ever competed in any event. Last time I checked on his wiki. Apparently deathstroke said he hits harder than most with superhuman strength.

[kingofthering24]

@Ayatron34 Yeah, so I'm convinced that he's a self-made superhuman. And hell, his photographic memory is superhuman.

[Bane391]

Best JLA Intro- /watch?v=ggnWB5AbpBo

[TheRealParallax]

@whaowman batman is a supergenius and has skill and strength far beyond that of an average human. he also has billions of dollars worth of gadgets. i wouldnt call that jqck shit but i get the idea

[ViLeDeth]

"Enhance"

[sonictwister]

Batman I....

[HiralShah00]

Batman is a billionaire why does he care so much about $50,000?

[DaxmaPrime]

@HiralShah00 because hes the goddamn Batman

[ajshim]

Superman and Batman always did have funny friendship.

[Moosy33]

Superman: Send me the bill

Batman: on a reporter's salary, right.

Superman: brb. K here's your money.

Batman: Wait, where'd you get...

Superman: stfu

Meanwhile at the Bank

Bank teller: Umm boss, I know what that loud noise was. Superman made another withdrawl. The vault door is split in two.

Boss: Bill it to Bruce Wayne.

[Primegamerjc]

@Moosy33 Mouthfull

[mar1on]

Whats the name of this show can someone tell me please? :)

[Koinuboy]

@mar1on Not a show. Movie. Superman/Batman Apocalypse

[mar1on]

@mar1on Thanks bro!!

[mar1on]

Whats the name of this show, can some one tell me please? :)

[minotar85]

He's bitching about a $50,000 dollar custom computer? Bruce Wayne is seriously bitching about a drop in the bucket cost for him? For shame

[ReaperEpisodes]

@minotar85 He wasn't bitching. He wanted Superman to owe him one. And to maybe rub in his face a little bit that I'm rich and you're a nobody reporter who can't afford anything.

[gyrrakavian]

The movie is Superman/Batman : Apocalypse

[MrElneta]

what episode is this?

[thunderkid4]

@MrElneta Its a movie

[xXArb3395Xx]

both batman and superman look like handsome squid ward

[Jamsessionroom1337]

This movie sucked... Someone supergirl outpowers superman...She gains a lesbo friend who has like 2 speaking roles who she mourns about for the rest of her life.

And the shopping scene.....*shivers*

[gyrrakavian]

@Jamsessionroom1337 It's still better than any given episode of Batman the Brave and the Bold.

[staffer]

What the hell happened to the art style?

[dumbglasses]

Wonder Woman gently elbows Batman's chest.

Batman's chest plates are fractured.

[aznlilboi1021]

@dumbglasses Bitch please!

Wonder gently elbows Batman's Chest

Batman pounds that ass all night

[CrabbWalker]

Batman's a pimp. supes kno he gonna get kryptonit'd if he doesn't pay....

[cfflpanthers]

Okay so what is this clip from???

[vex32616]

@cfflpanthers superman batman apocalypse

[IRONHIDE434]

half of kryptonian is french...?

[cthulhu626]

$50,000.00? Thats it?

[Subderhenge]

He's a millionaire and he can't afford it?

[bad2bone]

@Subderhenge pfff he could build a new one in about 2 days

[kefka3]

@Subderhenge that's mega multi-billionaire actually.

[Bakuhatsu233]

ANyone knows where I can watch the full movie? :p

[TheReditz]

Thumbs up if you never get the last word!

[Jack567898]

50,000$ a year wage for Clark Kent, for Bruce Wayne nothing more than a two second wage

[kikiyippie]

Omg they all look so old/diffrent in this clip! Batman has wrinkles lol He's still cool though B)

But WTH Wonder Woman looks like she took steroids lol

[906087]

What movie is this from?

[amillionminutes]

Damn Russians

[Sporkerchan]

Like you don't have 50 thou batdude...

[tyuiox]

1:20 Batman, I....

[equalfire]

why is superman and batman looking so GAY here!?? WTF, EYELINER FOR SUPERMAN???!??

[mega17]

@equalfire

American art style. Deal with it.

[equalfire]

@mega17 i know i need to... :( but WHY??? look at He-Man or superman the old days... batman the old days... THAT was american art style too... and there they were looking like MEN... not metrosexuall homos...(sry should not be insult) why make good things bad? look at transformers "generation 1" and thetransformers animated... (2007) what i mean is they fucking up the good design of it... the justice league (2001) was fucking awesome by drawings... but eyeliner today... it detroys it...

[gyrrakavian]

@equalfire Superman isn't human, therefore differences in physical appearance will occur. Besides, I know a few guys with feminine eyes. They can't help it. Two of them wear glasses to hide it and the third does the goth thing (still).

[equalfire]

@gyrrakavian when real human do that; why not? its no deal, cause theyre not my heros from childhood. superman didnt look like a man with eyeliners befor. even he's a alien. so why now?

justice league, justice league unlimited, superman, batman, super friends, batman the brave and the bold; all of thes series superman and all others did look like a heterosexual MAN. not like a metrosexual. the matter is why change a 50year hetero in to something diffrent?

[gyrrakavian]

@equalfire Why did they have to go and make Batman campy again when the franchise had been respectable for just over two decades?

[TronZEROPi]

@gyrrakavian Because Mr Pull-Everthing-Out-Of-My-Ass is so respectable, right? I love that little twist where he knew Spoiler wasn't really dead all along despite the fact that he was clearly shaken by her death.

[LeMarquisDivin]

I recognize the language at the point where Superman grabs Kara's ankle and pulls her back down. It's Esperanto:

Superman: Bonan matenon. (Good morning.)

Kara: Bonan...nokton? (Good...night?)

Superman: Saluton. Kal-El... (Hello. Kal-El...)

then it's just gibberish. Doesn't sound like any language I've ever heard or studied.

[katsumorymoto]

"50 thousand dollars worth of custom hardware"

it's actually more like a few million dollars worth of custom hardware.

"yea i think ill just inject your blood into my intel cpu and it'll just magically spit out an analysis that includes recognition of what stems cells are"

batman has fuckin illuminati technology that the finest hospitals in the world would drool over. spoiled bastard.

[mega17]

@katsumorymoto

Hardware is only as good as the data you put into it.

His database is better, not the hardware.

[katsumorymoto]

@mega17 shut.

the.

fuck.

up.

god you're fuckin annoyingly ignorant on 20 different levels. that statement is just wrong. deal with it fuckface.

[mega17]

@katsumorymoto

It's not wrong. You're just mad.

[katsumorymoto]

@mega17 ok zeta reticuli alien from another galaxy: go start your own company making computers for batman in his secret illuminati cave and i'll just go jerk off to your magic robots under the ocean or some random bullshit.

[mega17]

@katsumorymoto

Go start your own company on making DC comic cartoons then. You're just mad, and making baseless accusations. Grow up, loser.

[katsumorymoto]

@mega17 im sorry you think that. but i'm even more sorry that you're going to live the rest of your life believing your own bullshit about magic databases that make hardware magically do things it's incapable of doing. at the VERY least, you have to add a circuit that's meant for transcendence of the outdated technology.

take a few computer engineering courses and information technology courses and really think hard about wtf you're actually implying.

[mega17]

@katsumorymoto

You can have the best hardware in the world. But what if it's in a language you don't understand? There, it's useless to you.

Inputted data is equally important.

You're an idiot who doesn't think things through before saying them.

I don't "believe" anything without having grasped it 1st hand. And I believe you're an idiot :)

[katsumorymoto]

@mega17 if i could teleport to your house, i would definitely impale you in the face with a spear without any second thoughts.

[EwingAmaterasu]

@katsumorymoto we are talking of batman dude, the guy with the best technology that i now so far on dc. 100 years ago, people didn't tought that there were going to be machines capable calculating numbers in a second, you don't now that maybe in 100 years there are going to be illuminati machines. being batman and iron man in the superhero world, means having technology 100 years more advanced, understand?

[harveyn100]

bat-surance?

[d2rkprinc3]

whats this series is called ?

[robertanthonyplant]

batmans pissed about a 50,000 dollar computer...that's like a fraction of a penny to him!!!

[2snappedshins]

so THAT's where the meme is from...

[drnogood59]

Yeah, at night Superman can fly around and get seen by every criminal while Batman has to swing on ropes and stay in the shadows to avoid being shot. But during the day Clark has to work an eight hour shift for pocket change while Bruce can sleep in and drive a different sports car every day for the rest of his life with a hot chick waiting for him in bed every other day.

[WhenYouveGoneGuru]

Which movie is this from?

[thebuckrogers22]

i still dont like batman or superman with lips. they just looked funny. and superman looked hispanic to me with his tan and lips lol

[scapelife]

Batman:50,00 dollars...

Superman: Batman, I....

[finalunusedname]

Batman: ....I'm not getting that 50 grand, am I?

Superman: No. Probably not.

Batman: (sigh of someone used to disappointment) you cheap-ass. Fine. But you have to go explain to Alfred why he'll be taking a pay-cut!

Superman: But....but Alfred is a tenth-level dry wit master! He'll tear me apart!

Batman: One or the other, Clark.

Superman: ......i'll get you your money....

[kjn5991]

hahah "your cousin just torched 50,000$ worth of custom hardware." :DDD

[Payuk]

As Easy as crushing some coal to turning into diamonds and pay the bill... Superman is kinda slow sometimes :P

[MatthewRider1]

Superman: Send me the bill.

Batman: On a reporter's salary... right... but, maybe we can work something out.

Superman: What did you have in mind???

Batman (pointing to Kara): What do you think?

Superman: I'm not so sure that is a good idea.

Batman: It feels right.

[scion7]

@MatthewRider1 More like, Batman: BatGlare*

Superman: Go for it buddy.

Kara Thinks To herself* OMFG!!!! ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!

[whaowman]

Superman have super powers while Batman can't do jack shit. BUT Bruce Wayne is a billionaire while Clark Kent is a reporter. How do you like them apples?

[MrRJSTALEY]

@whaowman batman cant do shit?? hah

[ReaperEpisodes]

@whaowman Are you serious? If Batman wanted to, he could kill Superman. How's that for jack shit. Don't underestimate THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

[DragonChild069]

"Oh no, i'm a billionaire but i'm upset because 50,000 dollars of technology was destroyed.. ahh" damn cheapskate.

[MrRomanrin]

Supergirl...Powergirl ..... HOTTEST SUPERHEROINS !

[Laconic913]

Fucking immigrants.  Can't they just speak English?

[HELLCIUSMS]

And HE will not pay!! i´m SURE!!!

[MrNauran]

Supes is looking exceptionally FABULOUS here...

[ndmmaa]

Did anyone find out the name of this movie?

[videodownloader100]

@ndmmaa Batman/Superman: Apocalypse

[fartmonkey200]

guess who undressed her :D

[angelds1990]

wonder woman said at the end, "stop being a bitch"

[nefermat]

Where is this from???'

[Ghlan]

OH shit! That's where the meme is from!

[neyo509]

2:36 Batmans smile is soo freken bad ass

[MyJizm]

The movie is called bat man mets superman acording to my cuzzon nd google nd laptop

[strain121]

episode? movie name?

[whaowman]

Why can't Batman work on a normal fucking computer for fuck's sake!

[gr13v0u5]

@whaowman Because he's Batman.

[TigerClaws12894]

@gr13v0u5 Best. Comeback. Ever.

[Dragonmike2690]

Batman has the best superpower ever.

Being a millionaire. AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!