I bought a car.

[zeledakixx]

Is that you, Butters?

[chrongrower1]

hopefully mommy spanked u good for that one

[sthoff57]

"I said, did you see me on ebay?" hahahahaah

[HosHowsky324]

ahhhahaha 1:33

[Harperlarp]

You seem to get grounded a lot lol.

[Xcampling2k]

Only 15,000?

[ndrew47]

@Xcampling2k I know right, i'd be happy with four wheels and an engine

[Tesseract7]

Are you wearing pants? O_O

[kristykeller1]

i think she was looking at you because she thought you were weird.......

ACTUALLY,,,,,,, i KNOW she was looking at you because she thought you were weird

[MrLochie94]

although this is probably a troll this is still one of the funniest things on the internet

[PortionoftheCure]

you. are. a. god.

[MrChevelle123]

HE'S DRIVING!? HOLY SHIT I'M SCARED...

[RuneFinity44]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO HE BVOUGHT A CAR JAHAHAHJAHAAHHA

[Invalidsoul]

She was looking at you because she thought you were a retard you lame ass human reject... If there is a god he really screwed up your feeble mind...

[MrGreenRockk]

o no i cant belive hes driving. that freaks me out so badd...

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

@MrGreenRockk five years ago

[robertfasani]

he has to be a person u would call disabled

[Somegringa101]

@robertfasani he's an actor.

[cekinxxx]

so did he bough a ferrari or mercedez? lol

[cutieechikk]

procasdonising

[TheChickenHacker]

Is this dude for real?????????????? LMAO!!



[Skatanic770]

Hahaha you gotta wonder how many people are procrastinizing right now...

[TooGodley]

procrasdanizing...



[Mryodisio]

In peter griffins voice "OH..MY..GOD."

[goddessdianamoon]

i started watching dax' videos like 4 years ago i remember them being addicting. I come back here and still addicting.

[Spartan0057]

dumbass, why would u buy a CAR. on eBay.

and ur the one staring at the girl, of course she looks at u, she was thinking " o god is that weirdo still looking at me" turns head* " yes he is"

[KenziiLynn]

I like how he has a suit top and no pants on.

[FuckY0u711]

i have homework to do but i cant stop watching these videos

[PlzEnjoiSkating]

well this might be true but the rent is too damn high

[jose45615]

Wat a faggot

[Crazy4skulls1]

Arent you grounded like every day lol

[warcraft19ful]

i cant tell if he is for real or messin around

[safetosaydontquoteme]

ONLY $15,000? Mine is $500....

[MDIVISIONRULES]

He bought a Morris Marina,that i;m sure!

[hunter13524]

1:48...i thought he was going to say dildos....lol

[mincemobkyle]

are you sure she wasnt looking at you cause your you know you!!!???!!

[salukistyle]

I feel dumb after watching this. the things that our society likes nowadays is beyond ridiculous.

[H3LL0112]

@salukistyle ikr

[graneytoot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A RAINDEER MAN?

[adencgoff]

Um, Are you alright?

[PinkSkull33]

shes probly looking at u to figure out why the hell ur looking at her

[waro77]

id kick him in the nuts.................

[chilliecheesecake]

DAX 4 PRESIDENT

[Literatuure]

i hate it how every comment nowadays is just trying so hard to be the top comment

[EvilxDeedz]

@Literatuure ironic that you got the top comment :) haha

[jjclub23]

Poor guy, stop buying stuff one eBay

[waynecampbell9]

I'm a Reindeer Man, what are you trying to say Dax?

[GanjaGod666]

hey buddddy, are you wearing pants? :/

[13quip]

993 people are little reindeer men...

[OliG37]

1:06 procraspanizing- the genius that is Daxflame

This is why I watch him

[llamatoe212]

Is this real?

[WeedySparx]

@llamatoe212 He's an actor.

[imskeeter]

Dam that made me giggle

[maxxor66]

WTF!!!!

[tonysandrin]

992 people are reindeer men who don't know how to get deals.

[ThisIsAndrewTime]

"pretty alert, pretty alert"

*ckkkeehee*

[n00bz4LIFE8]

My toy cars only cost 12$

[StoryWB]

give me your tears gypsy!

i want to learn

[MegaGrover1000]

She looked at you cause you were looking at her.

[cola4598]

jesus man you can hardly stay straight up in your chair half the time how did you pass your test?

[ThomasScottCarson]

wether hes acting or not, i want to be this guys best friend!

[samyblueshorts]

@ThomasScottCarson me too dude, me too.

[ThomasScottCarson]

@samyblueshorts hes just sooooo funny. if hes acting, id act with him. if not, id be his friend because he really needs one :)

[roflcopter708]

pretty alert pretty alert

[Cryptonitt]

how the [____] can people like that get a driver's license?? I mean come ON!

[roflcopter708]

@Cryptonitt ok way to swear and shut up leave dax alone douchesnozzle

[3dollarsp]

i know this shit isnt real but i still watch it becaus its funny

[somecallmecracker]

hes not a reindeer man

[noahanator5]

Nice cover up

[Hifive131]

why r u laughing?

gay lord

[BlackNig09]

Pretty Alert

[BlackNig09]

..............................­............?

[Gool349]

dont you guys see that hes playing it???

noooo....of course not just tell him hes a fag and hes a junkie and stuff

THINK for CHrist sake!

[Gool349]

hes playing this

[BackInAGiffy]

r u from the 1950s

[Zythn]

Your mom was probably pissed because I'm guessing you bought the car using her credit card info without her permission.

[MemphisPhilantropist]

He's funny

[pkr487]

u should stop procrastonizing

[badboy11ist]

u re on drugs m8

[lllrl]

Im not a reindeer man!

[sj737457]

ok so u bought a 1990-2000 (some year between that) 4 15,000 that is a really bad deal... i wonder if u would pay 10,000 4 a V W bug?

[Ps3GameFreaks]

Shut up little reindear man!

[FreeByrd6]

i will ask her out tomorrow. probably not. goodbye.

[patrick0101patrick]

Yes grate deal a 1990 Mercedes for 15000 I can get a Nissan 350z (05) fr 13000

[psuravens37]

At around 3:12 he loses character for about a second, and speaks in a completely normal fashion.

You messed up Dax!

[wtfisupitsguccimane]

reindeer man!

[lbtileguy]

i have many reasons why she looked at you 6 times

[al7osani1]

@lbtileguy

one twisted mind you have

[nerby16]

love the suit with no pants

[MMaNutz8451]

i was searching at cars, i looked at lamborginis and ferraris, i didn't buy those...i bought a mercedes.

[henkiewessel]

no wonder why she lookes at someone when the person is a total moran and is staring at you like an horny little fucker

[MrDragonblue95]

she probally has a dick ....

[xprzNi]

You remind me of malcom off of malcom in the middle... except alittle retarded

[DoubleSmackJack]

Sounds like after that car buying experience, you're going to be driving a Cavalier.

[c25theman]

hes clearly not a lil..little...raindeer man who buys expensive cars cuz he dont know how to good deals.....

[aGreenBeen01]

OMFG i do not want to run into this guy on the effin road..he might have a seizure@@

[donkeyman94]

enceeeitive

[moparateaturtle]

Procraspinizing...lol

[oikid3]

I'm not a little....reindeer man....

[BeegotscaKes]

So THIS is why there are such idiotic drivers on the road, because the law allows YOU to drive.

[puppystomper324]

PROCRASTINIZING FTW

[rocksystem132]

Why are you not wearing pants??

[Hotshott1990]

Wish I could of seen his drivers license picture haha

[DeamonFighters]

w00t!!! u have a car now u can get away from ur ''mentally handicapped mom''

only idiots ground their childrens

[royals22]

@DeamonFighters only idiots say w00t

[aliciamoore16]

she probably looked at you cause your creepy

[blingblingdingaling]

Noo offense your cool but maybe she was looking at u because u were staring at here. She could like u though.

[meamverysmart]

ALL HAIL THE KING!

[NoodlesSH]

I'm not just a... a raindeer man

[KeatonIsFTW]

His real voice kind of peeked through at 3:09

[SwingGiraffe]

he can turn a 1 minute story into a 5 minute story lol

[DefiniereVerrafft]

does anybody know how old this piece of shit is?

[ANoobGuyProductions]

@DefiniereVerrafft 16, he's 19 now

[advance600]

Yuo certainly are not a reindeer man, good for you.

[taylorfitz5210]

procrastinizing ya i think im gonna use that...

[eoghang67]

she had down syndrome and she still wasnt interested perve

[THECONNMAN2]

YOU DRIVE?! aw shit

[crombiekid97]

"Reindeer Man"? Enough said.

[thebandz]

I was looking at lamborghinis and ferraris *big smile*...I didn't buy those...

[rob4danfoc]

Procrastinizing! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Idk why, but it makes me crack up when he says words wrong.

[19leland94]

they let a faggot retard drive now this is why teenagers insurance is so high

[narutoisthegayest]

She kept lookin at yu cuz she was like who tha fuq is that kid that keeps staring at me

[kcjchcbc]

I'm notr a little raindeer man! haha brilliant

[dolphines163]

well if some guy was staring at me i would stare backk.

[darhul]

a little reindeer man?

[TheDoeSiTCLaN]

u get grounded ur like 17

[CalebSays]

IDIOT

[fordy1998]

$15,000 Dollars For a Good Deal?

The First Car I EVER Get Will be cheap, slow and Japanese!

[gelingelingx]

I thought you spent all your money on that Ipod from your neighbor...? Or in that way. Haha.

[casnerguy]

wow i dont care if youre a mental retard or not just cuz agirl looks at you doesent even mean she has to like you ALOT i mean it is like "OMG a girl looked at me, she wants to merry me"

[krusty224]

@casnerguy quit being judgmental. its for entertainment purposes. not real. and i bet he could spell "marry" correcty.

[939devil]

Dude the only reason she cept on looking at u was because u were staring at her

[TheguyfromNevada]

It's called creeped out:)

[joshster89]

uh oh no uh negative uh uh uh uh feedback! thats uh uh terrible!

[50centricher9]

is it just me or in this video does dax look like "tu-tu-timmeh" from south park?

[kq6up]

dude wear are your pants ! lol.

[MrMaxplan]

he is a fucking actor

[mrmaddennfl10]

i thinks he is really retarded becuz he looks like one and acts like one retard yeh thas righ i said it retard... any one who respondes to comment is a gay retard

[premiemenstruellgris]

She looked at you because youre a freak. Everybody looks at freaks. Why do you think freak-shows were invented?

[rico9854]

it is weird cause you always wear short shorts on men its weird

[Tanman5342]

She looked at you because you were staring at her...

[GH0854]

... Are you... not wearing pants?

[TheCreator4]

He likes to wear really short shorts to go with his suits.

[byounghusband]

Ihow di he buy this car and have a permit if mom didnt pay for it lol. An incredibly goos actor or actually handicapped I am confused..

[Banse13324]

U fucking retarded little reindeer man

[SadisticSteve666]

Procrastinizing?

[drewCA905]

I want to punch you so hard. Just once, so I don't have to do it again.

But, I will continue to like your videos, because you're a harmless kid... and you're nice! You're actually nice!

[pillagerromanman]

@drewCA905 He's not rly like this...

[drewCA905]

@pillagerromanman - Yes, he is...

[REDSAMURAI307]

@drewCA905 ahhhhhhhh. about time some one worded exactly how i feel about dax. just once!!!! ahh that would be nice. but for some odd reason its hard to stop watching this, and i guess he is nice. what ev..

[bff4evaKagomeNsango]

Seriously you bought a car with your moms money without telling her.... You are really immature/

[f15tguthix]

umm... he is autistic and cant reall tell the differenc betweenr right and wrong...

[DuDaX]

@f15tguthix

I agree. From the looks of it, he really looks autistic.

[Sirsin888]

Either this kid's a BRILLIANT actor, or you're all verry verry slow.

[danvilleskater1]

are you even wearing pants

[cards0103]

i'm not just some reindeer man

[gigglet23]

He's procrastinizing.

[Krazziixt33n]

lol guys hes acting.

a very good one as well, since he has you all fooled.

[a8e4u]

krazz shutup....we all want to believe that hes not acting because it makes his video's funner to watch..i mean when we post mean comments about him it lets us let out some steam also its good for him if he realy is a actor because he thinks were believing it..and if he realy is this dumb then he deserves it.

so just stfu man its mean to him to be telling everyone hes acting and your ruining his videos by posting these types of comments

[LuzTeTT]

That proves you have a lot of self control and are a very good person.

/sarcasm

[a8e4u]

yeah it makes me a bad person but it doesn't even have to do with my self control lol

[Krazziixt33n]

hahaha whatever helps you sleep at night dude. I'm sorry that you can't handle the truth of him acting and I'm sorry it ruins the video for you. Get over it.

I'm a fan of dax and still watch his videos even though I know he's acting, he's still funny as shit and I find him very entertaining.

[a8e4u]

whats there to get over? i would still watch his videos if he was acting plus i would still enjoy them..its just funner to get pissed at him if hes realy retarded..

[Krazziixt33n]

Well aren't you a shallow piece of shit. If you would still watch his videos even if you know he was acting, then why are you whining? You can still believe he's not acting, you can choose to ignore me. But the fact that you're making stupid comments about what I said just shows how weak and naive you are.

[a8e4u]

you sure do care about something i say when u don't even know me.lol

[00012488]

stop methamphetamine

[uzumaki1005]

you suck

[mjhsbears]

leave britney alone!

[mucalinda]

Dax Stop procrastinizing, take the initiative and buy yourself a house with your mom's money, because you'll need one of t hose soon as well. I bet that girl didn't notice you staring at her for twenty minutes, so if she looked at you 6-10 times she must really fancy you a lot. Why bother to ask her out. Just jump on her , it's obvious that she's gagging for you.

[tgizzle829]

only 15,000 ya deff thats a great deal.... normally when i spend 15,000 i get grounded too... fucking tard wowwoowowow ow ow ow wow

[cupcakegirlie]

Little reindeer man!

When I heard that I choked on my drink.

LMAO

[rakovski95]

dude dont you guys know this guy is a comedian like fred

[julian4alexis]

hahah the mercedes was ONLY 15,000 hahah dude ur funny keep makin more

[shadowcolton]

the reason why she looked at you is because you were staring at her