Edward Scissorpenis Carves a Pumpkin!

[RAWoffical]

0:10 i was like MMHH ok i guess

0:35 lol ok what will happen now :P

0:40 nerly pissed myself laughing xD

[MrWatadickhead]

ITS OLD GREGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!



[viggifoxxx96]

this guy has to much spare time if u ask me.

[DynastiEatsCake]

SCREAMER

[JaymieX910]

Fuck bitches, get bloody vagina.

[helenlove777]

Эдвард Хуй Ножницы

[lemurmilk]

i have a massive boner from watching this...

[helenlove777]

@kolabearpack9 me too)

[6Burnt6]

@koungpow You're not funny, just rather annoying and @SuperEd86 you're pathetic and your channel sucks.

[ZADER4427]

@6Burnt6 Troll

[koungpow]

i used to have sex with pumpkins, the i took an arrow to the knee,

I took the arrow out so i can do still

[TheAndrewvorobev]

0:25 get it? reDICKulous?

[kinyotusunami]

Lmao, how is this creepy? The people who think this is creepy just lack a fucked up sense of humor. As for me, my sense of humor is about as fucked up as it gets, well just about. Every video this guy makes reminds me of shit I would come up with. It's hilarious!

[GoldenEagleutube]

Herbert the old pervert?



[starstrukk280]

Thats what I get for clicking a video with kind of title xD lol wtf youtube

[Masumyre]

i dont know whether to be disgusted, horrified, or laughing

[boxingfanofthegame]

 LOL

[ThursdaySocks]

thumbs up if you're still watching in 2011 :]

[coolton213]

@ThursdaySocks Nah 2012

[coolman8143]

@ThursdaySocks 2012

[ZADER4427]

This is disturbing as hell

[MegaDubbz]

Freaking weirdo

[nuclearstudios651]

u sure r good with yor penis NO HOMO

[nuclearstudios651]

did anybody notice that the pumpkin has bugs at the top of it, or that women he carved out of it had crabs

[twidovitre]

lmaoo

[fourrayg]

*You're, killerninja420

[killerninja420]

Your a dumbass faget

[ImNoJadedImsoniac]

@killerninja420 you're*, faggot*

[northflank]

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE BIG SCISSORS!! MINE'S RED.

[Solomaster29]

The guy below me thinks hes double dd from ed edd n edddy lmao

[themysteriouscrumpet]

Egad! This is the same scissorpenis he cuts people's hair with! Think of the GERMS!!!!

[iluvmusic552]

omg r u having sex with that pumpkin or sumtin

[MrWazupdude]

poop

[MsTheFang]

i have the weirdest sensation to get a pumpkin right now

[TheChrisberlad]

One sik fuck and I Love it

[smoshlover231]

0:11 YOUR WELCOME

[otikz]

this is just wrong...

[smiffsmaff123]

who else noticed the sex moan at :36?

[Aggron300]

Thanks for the earfuck

[osmark86]

this vidio fucked up the rest off my child hood......

[PjAw27]

its kinda fucked up how he haves a women crying :/ 

[mangokitty13]

It should have been called "Edward Fucks a Pumpkin".

[DrMTHead]

I can do that...

[CommanderOfTheGrey]

When people walk by your house on Halloween, They'll know how you carved your Pumpkin......

[JSince1991]

New Title Idea: Edward Scissorpenis get's a blowjob.

[xXLokkiiXx]

So I have a legitimate question here....

Since his scissorpenis is always sticking out of his pants, does that mean he always has a boner?

[xXLokkiiXx]

You're so fucking creepy man.

I showed my friend the first scissorpenis video and he freaked the fuck out. He wont watch the other ones unless I trick him into it. But he does like your worst Impressions one c:

[Polaf3456]

Dude... what...

[coralcay222]

He just skull fucked that pumpkin.

[PurpleSquirrelPants]

Keep pressing 9 lolololol!

[tyklug2013]

I have no idea what the fuck i just watched, but i LOVE it!

[GoodySpecV03]

this is nice :)

[wikitaxe]

at the time 0:35 you can here a chick going uhh XD

[thegamemakerguy]

did i just watch someone with scissors for a penis jackoff? >_>

[w140fan]

@thegamemakerguy shocking isn't it?

[ssjwarrior100]

LOL KEEP PRESSING 3

[Macy4110]

dont hurt the fucking pumkin...I think your freaking Rapping it!!! your also not getting fucked...:P

[Azimuth95]

@Macy4110 Raping*. Rapping is as in music.

[MOnteniggers11000]

1,133 people are fucking retards.

[BowieLovinJew]

omg. wtf?

[halosky258]

i seriously want to cry and curl up in a corner 0_0 -shudders-

[kirstie12311]

what the fuck is on your face????!!!!!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

@kirstie12311 i think its shaving cream...

[A7XEliteoBenji]

I think we just witnessed a snuff film of murder and rape...

[HavocIx]

Im as scared as that pumpkin was... :/

[xXAlphaGazelleXx]

His voice and the wierd ass ambient music playing makes it all the creepier.

[TheKOFM]

I love the way he says Scissorpenis

[JLBZombie]

you sound like that old man out of family guy

[Alparslansss]

@JLBZombie herbert the pervert

[QJordon]

did he hit the sides? No - size does matter!!!

[crazykirby97]

oohhh! ohhh- huh?

[XboxBeastification]

dildo

[TheCursedderb]

this is stupid..wow



[FionaBoosh]

This is amazing!

[RRRRRRodriguez123]

0:12 shit that scared the shit out of me!! O_O

[TheChaossNemesis]

2:10 lol

[kokikobribon]

My eyes.

They hurt from so much pumpkin rape.

Ain't having a good night sleep tonight.

[1duderandom]

press 9 reapeatitly

[wwedude121]

ROLFMAO @ :34!!!!

[pauly117900]

wtf u dirty cunt

[77ineke]

that was probaly the most disturbing thing ever...

[Traveler246]

@77ineke Still fapped...

[bjorn5dec]

Make an Edward Scissorpenis masturbates.

[xYerxDorkx]

hahaha XDD

[tijuanamarisol666]

YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY MAKE AN EDWARD RECIPROCAL-SAWPENIS!!!

[NelsonA7X]

WTF LOL

[SaMiiSaur]

"Im gonna make you into a modern art masterpiece" for 3 days, three days.

[Kazufen]

extremely annoying sounds

[bricksjr12]

im gonna have night mares X_X

[Goramann]

edward scissorpenis sounds like mr. Herbert from family guy

[Kazufen]

@Goramann thought the same

[JaeYookChu]

He sounds like Mickey Mouse and Herbert the pervert off of Family Guy.XD

BAHAH!!!!

[yelko12]

love the way how you say penis :D

[KouYamiAura]

wtf am I watching

*dies a little inside*

[kya533]

I feel like I'm watching a porn...and it's kind of disturbing...awesome XD

[wii7036]

When you closed those scissors, I swear everyone in my dorm hall thought I had gone mad.

[osallivan231]

2:30 )))) lol

[davmah1]

this should be the real movie

[TheMrJaagoo]

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! 

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

How did u make it snip at 0:08 without using your hands? I wanna know!

[Tubbymora12345]

@NarutoUzumaki0095 he used a hand xD

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

@Tubbymora12345 well, it didn't look like he put his hand in his pocket or pants, so that's why i'm wondering.

[Tubbymora12345]

@NarutoUzumaki0095 True.

[TedMan55]

I am now horny.

[ivandadog]

@TedMan55 hi there

[cxcljohn]

0:01 got good

2:34 started to get bad

[xbox360prof]

pumpkin rape

[SlingerMarshall]

you can't afford a big pumpkin but you can afford a giant flat screen TV?

[RockRita09]

im not gonna lie, i was sort of gettin horny by watching your "performance"

i'm a girl who has been craving sex for a few days even though I had sex a few weeks ago lol.

[xbox360prof]

@RockRita09 how is this horny!?

[RockRita09]

@xbox360prof dude, did you totally miss the parts where he's fuckin the pumpkin?

[NeonWar1]

Like the Mighty Boosh x6

[Justas59]

no, you rock, not me



[xLightningWolFx]

PLEASE MAKE THESE IDEAS COME TRUE!!

Edward Cissor penis bakes a cake

Wdward Cissor penis goes to a theme park

Edward Cissor penis trims his front lawn

Edward Cissor penis gets married

Edward Cissor penis as a Ponagraphy Star

and A new Idea:

Edward Shovel Penis

[Farz66]

@xLightningWolFx maybe you should get the spelling right because he might make a video about a " cissorpenis" ( which i dont know what it is)

[NaeJoy]

@xLightningWolFx Would help if you could actually spell...

[xLightningWolFx]

@NaeJoy mmmm!!!! shudap! I can type much worse if you would like

[blahdefreakinda]

funiest fuckin vid ever

[TheBenfm24]

i am scared for life!!!!

[elitehalo2548]

i feel sorry for the pumpkin..lol

[ilikecupcakes1]

I think he getting just a little to horny

[OmgItzReynaxX]

I've never seen a man have sex with a pumpkin before... I guess there's a first for everything.

[98lolchick]

funny as fuk especially ein tha pumpkin cries lolz

[Lii131Lulu]

hahahaha lmao

[TEENAGESfromMARS]

Dude, you scare me

[sirVhailor]

I'm really weird, cause at one point that gave me a boner O.O

[MrVDC1996]

what if someone walked in on him while he was making this video

[lucyNphoebe]

hooww doeess heee peeee ?? xx

[cxcljohn]

damn man he does a better job carving with his dick than i do with my hands... thats just sad

[chicoman1535]

1:01 lol just moves out of place

[Solomaster29]

LMFAO @ 0:36

[ShoTzrX]

i've tried maintaining the scissor in my pants just like he does but i've hurt my nuts various times

[messageofthemaker]

WTF? He sounds like Herbert the Pervert!

[aajazzg]

please dont let small children watch this, it might mess them up a little bit D: !

[LoveTheVines]

lol the first time he puts the scissorpenis in the pumping you hear a orgasm xD

[shtirliz1917]

Haha im the 55555 watcher! :D

[ZeBigD]

40 got scissor'd by Edward Scissorpenis

[wiifan3]

Hey Ed, Why don't you SCISSOR IT?!?!

Get it?

Didn't think so : [

[SimonSweTV]

@wiifan3 I got it...

[VxmikeyxV]

Why did I favourite this...

[DeetDeetGorphino]

I am... strangely aroused >___>

[theonewhosaidNO]

where do you get these ideas??? :D

[theonewhosaidNO]

OMG! 

[uber5595]

pumpkin rapper!!!!

[DMCpawn]

I'll never look at pumpkins the same way again .... and don't get me STARTED on my new fear of pumpkin pie XD

[Zolijoker9]

fckin AWESOMEXD

[JondomPubehead]

lmfao! ed you are hilarious! my favourite youtuber

[ParanoidToaster]

Did you get a boner while making this video?

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

@ParanoidToaster i got one while watching it

[icanhazoriginality]

Talent.

[evansbabe11]

I love u! ur high-larious!

[MrRazzlezx]

this is...almost wrong xD but i love it

[oddballmatt]

lol dude u destroyed that pumpkin brutally lol

[MrHappyFaceFilms]

1001 like

[yankeesownyou1016]

lmfao wtf....

[theloveofmine]

Lmao, did you guys hear the random chick moan at 35-36?

[PixiiBabi3]

hahah that is F-in funny!!! Especially when his scissordick almost fell out hahahahahaha llol =]

[Jboyfresh69]

dude ur fucking hilarious i love edward scissorpenis!!!!!! keep making videos

[MrCoolfriend22]

0:34 ha! o wow..

[DevinChief]

haha the end part is my favorite when the pumpkin pulls out his scissapanis! haha

[gorance2000]

i pissed myself

[BigHeartedBrit]

This was actually quite disturbing... but kinda awesome to :)

[sashakemo]

The random scary parts made me screams! Esspecialy the one with Edward holding the pumpkin and his eyes are bulgy!

[DARKJURNEY]

i didnt think this kind of crazy existed.

lol times 10 big ups

[rachelbarnett08]

ur so crazy but ur a ledgend xxx luv how funneh u are xx

[punkguitar14]

Edward Sissorpenis deserves wayyyy more views!!!

[vecktorman]

rilly wtf