"Speak gently and reassuringly. Tell the patient that the blood covering your hands is nothing to be worried about and the fact that the nearest amublance is an hour away means that he'll have plenty of time to do anything except bleed out and die miserably with nothing but empty, empty words to comfort him.."
Truly horrible, but in the best way possible. Great to see these 'feature-length' PIFs that are so rarely seen. Talking of which, has anyone got the full-length Play Safe one?
@ephemeralfilm After a lot of searching, I managed to find a near-mint copy of 'Play Safe' on 16mm film. Now uploaded! Search my channel page to find the clip!
that is a grim vid
denim4men 10 months ago
3:13 he looks like mike skinner^^
vanvalldrey 1 year ago
This was presumably before they realised that 'shock' in this sense was a lack of blood, not people being killed by being scared.
TheGerkuman 1 year ago
Reg looked like he thought it was hilarious. And that it was.
I love how casual the narrator is about everything.
IronPants 2 years ago
you can faint or vomit later?!?!?
nessnes64 2 years ago
AHHHHH !
SimonW 2 years ago
1:46: A man's been shot! Engage the groovy music! Stat!
HeresToPhilipWylie 2 years ago
Hooray fro the Brownies!
lorri789 2 years ago 2
lol... it just shows dead bodies without any warning
these old films are sooo funny!
i love the way that the voice over man really downplays the action lol
halogenetor 3 years ago 2
and onces of blood
iluvyurbles 2 years ago
I think this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Get in there with your pad... you can faint or be sick later. Helpful advice indeed.
tachetastic 3 years ago 6
AAAARGH!!! that guy pushing the wood through the table saw made me cringe!!! i work with wood and i always use the push stick for pieces that small.
AnalogueAudio1985 3 years ago 2
Man, that was quite weird listen to the funky psychedelic jam whenever people rush to help LOL
TheRantingRocker 3 years ago 8
i would think if the heart was stopped the person would be dead
snipersam3 4 years ago
Well,what a prick, fancy shooting yourself in the leg!
mistofoles 4 years ago
he falls and everyone comes running...
it does not seem that way now
candle3090 4 years ago
Yeah these day's someone would zoom off as quick as they could!
miniroll32 4 years ago 2
This looks like an episode of 'Bottom' at 1:20
dunkiep 4 years ago
This like watching an episode of Casualty, you wait with baited breath for the accident to happen...
kazzielm 4 years ago 2
"Speak gently and reassuringly. Tell the patient that the blood covering your hands is nothing to be worried about and the fact that the nearest amublance is an hour away means that he'll have plenty of time to do anything except bleed out and die miserably with nothing but empty, empty words to comfort him.."
Civanfan 4 years ago 2
"And whatever you do, don't allow him that final comfort of a drink. Undertakers don't like having to empty bladders."
LoafOfPint 3 years ago 4
This PIF manages to be both horrifying and humorous at the same time. Check out the scream at 2:51.
Great find!
JillC2 4 years ago
Truly horrible, but in the best way possible. Great to see these 'feature-length' PIFs that are so rarely seen. Talking of which, has anyone got the full-length Play Safe one?
dWLP3238 4 years ago
Sadly, I don't have that one - I wish I did...
ephemeralfilm 4 years ago
@ephemeralfilm After a lot of searching, I managed to find a near-mint copy of 'Play Safe' on 16mm film. Now uploaded! Search my channel page to find the clip!
ephemeralfilm 1 month ago
@dWLP3238 I faved it it on my channel
iluvyurbles 1 year ago
A work of unintentional comedy genius.
neondiscogod 4 years ago
Yay, gushing galore!
electrogeek77 4 years ago
Thank you for posting this up. Love the music.
arnold700 4 years ago