Heavy says hello

[999MAXIMILLION999]

i loved the part were heavy didnt dance like a retard :D

[deathrifle]

This video made perfect sence -_-

[Gumrap]

@deathrifle Guess what? Your spelling makes perfect 'sense' too. <--- Sarcasm, in case you didn't realize.

[jeeperscreepers968]

in soviet russia the video thinks its creator is shitty and wants to shit on him/her

[xxsnakevenom666xx]

thumbs up if you guys agree with me that this video is just fucked up shit right here

[Whistt]

Author is getting all defensive about his video...lawlwalwalawlawlawlawl­.

[jomibrad]

Dude a bit more effect would have been nice...

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

have to say it. . . biggest disgrace to Gmod ever

[Hamsterarcher]

Pathetic



[GRENTHSNOOB]

It cost $400,000 to say Hello for 6 seconds. However the Heavy didn't have $400,000 dollars so he decided to do a magical retarded dance where he could magically float in mid-air for 6 seconds instead.

[deadshell36]

it cost 200.000$ to see heavy saying hello for 6 seconds ???

[deadshell36]

it cost 200.000$ to see heavy sayin hello for 6 seconds ?

[newcomer101101]

heavy is having a seizure

[suomi9691]

All i heard was heavy saying hello.

[FenixHobo]

That is the BEST video I've ever seen. I don't care if I get thumbs down it was AMAZING.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

I was had a good time when I drink a vodka a lot like you, now I just grow up

[FenixHobo]

actually not vodka, pot. But i see watcha mean.

[dalehauri]

@FenixHobo infact.. u got 14 thumbs up.. and your like WAT DA FAUWK

[venomt]

this video is a joke, and the guy is a youtube partner so he makes money with this shitty ass video

[7584695]

ill admit its a shitty video but i am not a youtube partner and i dont get a penny they only reason this is featured is because of the song thats used, yep all 6 seconds of it and before you say no, i didnt pay to this shite seen, im not certain why your getting so angry it sucks and its 6 seconds long let it go

[ItalianoConfuso]

@7584695 Wow THIS thing got featured???? whyyy the fffffuck

[impishrazor]

Ohai.

Here u has samich

[KGJprodacchons]

¿Featured video? ¿7584695 views according to the "featured video" link when actually has 25281?

How could this happen?

[nametakencallmeDude]

FEATURED VIDEO

What the hell does that mean anymore?

[KGJprodacchons]

@nametakencallmeDude Normally it means SPONSORED VIDEOS lol

[Poot94]

I liked the part where heavy didnt say hello.

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

best 6 seconds of the past six seconds.

[useemeroll]

Aint worth watching in HD :P

[KILLAKINLAW459]

k thnx bai!

[KillerPassifist]

I agree with BlazingGuns116, best 6 seconds ever @.@

[assassian111]

Oh, hia!

[Schereten12]

GAY ?!

[F47Games]

Oh, hi. I didn't see you there.

[bobmuffins]

hello

[mattsgp]

he came, i left, i came, then he came again

[Ammuze11]

That's what she said.

[BlazingGuns116]

best 6 seconds of my entire life

[generalflood]

the song you must give it to me

[platrth765]

nice

[superjerm1]

aahh hi because you said hello

[Miismu]

i came

[softairshooter96]

interesting

[FunLeech]

This is pretty pathetic, and it's even more pathetic that you paid money to get it featured.

[7584695]

do you think id pay money to get this shit featured? its because of the itunes track that its featured. the only reason its still here is because its brining in the views

[F47Games]

Agreed. Kind of.

[hodenkrampf3]

gravy?

[BrakArg]

Maybe if we play this backwards, it may be:

1) A China's subliminal message.

2) The Heavy saying hello.

3) Worse than eating shit.

[AluminumStud]

I don't get it. This is retarded.

[mattsgp]

i smile every time i see this actually

[mattsgp]

i liked it

[layzergun]

i fapped to it.

[7584695]

who didnt

[TheWiiZone]

This takes the word constructive criticism to a whole new level.

[Zerojumpy]

Slazor, if you call "worst piece of shit i've ever seen" constructive criticism, than you are the close minded idiot.

You are a example why YouTube's community has a bad name.

[7584695]

how is that constructive thats just insulting my video

[Zerojumpy]

Well, he is a troll. Not that anything is wrong with it, but misleading is like a rick roll. And as far as my knowledge goes, this is only to piss others off.

[7584695]

i made this before the scout contest and hadn't even thought of it like that

[Zerojumpy]

SCOUT IS DELICIOUS contest aired somewhat in december 2008. Your video aired march 19th.

Yeah.

[7584695]

ahh whatever not really important is it if you don't like it don't watch it

[Zerojumpy]

Great arguement. It doesnt help since the video and thuss, the issue, is still there.

Also i didnt say i dont like it. It amused me a little tbh.

[7584695]

ok i know how to fix it

[Zerojumpy]

Realy? Do you mind sharing it with the class?

[7584695]

just watch it again

[Zerojumpy]

Lol

[7584695]

funny i was thinking the same thing about you

[evilfrenchfrydude]

well i liked it...

[SevenSwordsExia]

Holy crap this sucked. I bet this guy's a troll.

[7584695]

Holy crap your a fagot go back to 4chan

[SevenSwordsExia]

I hate 4chan. What made you so sure I was from there? Also, faggot is spelled with two g's. You're a moron who apparently thinks that the only people capable of hating your video are from 4chan.

[7584695]

cry some more

[SevenSwordsExia]

NO U!

[GummiPirate]

ITs the fact that you called him troll that kinda gave it away...

[7584695]

yep

[SevenSwordsExia]

Tons of people that don't go on 4chan know about trolls and call people trolls.

[cyndaguy]

well a person who made a bad video isn't always a troll

[SevenSwordsExia]

Why did you sub me? I think I already know, though.

[YourProfessor]

try making something that doesn't suck next time.

[Potatogalaxy]

Hello to you too!

[pg]

[layzergun]

Amazing. Movie of the year.

[7584695]

too right its bafta nominated

[NotreDameSentiento]

how did a 6-second vid about a fat dude get featured?

[DarkDragon162]

i love the part were heavy didnt said hi.

[MeDiaTrUck]

hm hey ! how do you put him to move all the arms and legs :|

[highpurple]

thusters

[Ultimate7Maker]

fail video is fail

[7584695]

agreed

[MachPivot]

Video is Epic fWin

[Gerfodger]

epic failwin?

[khampsu]

what recorder do you use ?

[Blocklandpivot]

Fraps is preaty awesome if you have the full version

[TheBadass1000]

I noticed the thrusters are so smooth when they move him. Usually, he would look like he's having an epileptic seizure but this kind of looks natural...

[maxumusman]

XD you paint them invisible?

[FailedVidzProduction]

its quite easy infact just do color and fast fade and they would be completely invincible

[HandiAce]

Um....... hi....

[LukeH6661]

NO!

[supdawg444]

FEATURED VIDEO???

[7584695]

I KNOW RITE

[sirwinsalot]

HI HEAVY =D

[commander1013]

this video hurt my soul.

[capteo4208]

i am still a banana

[SASUKEKUNSUCKS]

awesome quality

[MadJackalPrime]

No.

[howbotis]

seizure heavy is hypnotic

[Lmaokips]

LOL

[Linkmaster99945]

not funny

[RedDawnJensen]

I like the part where the Maytag Man throws Yoshi through a window and proceeds to his getaway spaceship.

[TheCyanDragon]

Ahh, yes. A video of some rarely seen Russian folk dance done kindly by the Heavy. (<--SARCASM!) Interesting video.

[MarshalJimRaynor]

I AM SO CONFUSED

[Shock0055]

wow AWESOME, how does he say sandvich?

[tmdsl]

stupid vid.

[7584695]

stupid comment

[ZippyRagu]

stupid comment replying comment

[dtnc21]

A bad replying comment

[sirwinsalot]

is stupid STUPID!

[HeavyJerichoholic]

до свиданья or do svidanya!

[CommanderCooper]

he does it turned around.

[Pajro]

I question YouTube-rs IQ evertime i see vid like this with more than 2 stars(no offense to ones that think the same.)

[asaguda]

I question your belief in that IQ accurately describes someone's amount of knowledge AND someone's personal sense of humor. Idiot.

[ArmoredPersonel48698]

Just so you can question my IQ...I gave it 5 stars.

[7584695]

why thank you my low IQ friend (joke)

[Pajro]

Armored Personel - I don't care

asaguda - im preety sure that knowledge takes role in that, i mean, if i knew what music was that, and where thrusters were placed, that would be funny for me right ? beside, i need THIS kind of humor to laugh at this

780 - Thank whoever you want, your movie got 2,5 out of 5, and that means that more than half people who watched this, considered it as crap, most of them just moved-on to another video because they don't want to waste their time.

[7584695]

dude calm down its youtube

[nic0dem8D]

lololoololoolololololloooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

[Stogryn]

looooooooooool

[Drakemodder]

what are you using to record this

[TheBadass1000]

fraps licsensed version

[DudeNumberX]

How do you make ragdolls shake around all the time?

[TheBadass1000]

thrusters

[DudeNumberX]

THanks

[DudeNumberX]

How do you make ragdolls shake around without you doing anything?

[TheBadass1000]

thrusters

[SuperLuigi93]

HEAVY IS SPY!

[Zyurat]

Umm... hello?

[tes4o]

Hello.

[eruptionboy]

if only people in real life greeted each other like this. It would make life so much more interesting.

[toemass202]

Why is this featured?

[7584695]

i really dont know its most likely the 6 seconds of itunes song

[BloodTal0n]

Why do I get the feeling that the heavy is socially maladjusted?

[UnmaskedPyro]

How does he say bye?

[GlebGuy]

Dasvedanija.

Russian here.

[MeowMix140]

that but backwards.

[ubercream]

What?

[vaati000]

I put my earphone up my nose and it did not make this video any better.

[Gash1234]

i got sandvich O.o

[XR11995]

hello heavy...

[Tylerburrito]

lol, ad at the end

[howbotis]

hes dancin lol

57 times and still funny

[sk958]

weird way..

[Lacktardo]

Bloody seizure greetings, lol