LoL. Why Megan Fox? Maybe Michael Bay had a thing for her. At least shes out of it now, although they somehow managed to get a even more untalented NON - actress to play her part for the upcoming transformers...
But let's not forget that the movie still made the money it did. So why do people pay for it? Is it because the 50 million people who've watched it are stupid?
@dsprack Let's not leave that out of the realm of possibility. That's only saying that about 5-10 million people are stupid. I'd say that's a fairly reasonable assessment. Though, not everyone who saw it was stupid. *points to self* I expected it not to suck. It did not live up to these expectations. :)
I applad your taste, (both in Shia Labeouf and Transformers 2). I considered going to see the movie because of all the hype around it, but all the absolutely contemptous reviews on youtube turned me off. It didn't look that good to begin with. How much can you expect from a movie with robotic aliens, really?
Megan Fox mine as well get on with a sex tape already. I mean, c'mon, that's all that anyone wants from her. Besides, well.. Lol... the sexual acts for themselves. ::sigh:: People. Goddamn.
Touché, the reason that they put Megan Fox in the movie is because she is "hot" and people would watch it more. Even so It was a terrible movie. But people like to watch things that make no scence.
It's Michael Bay, so I went in expecting explosions and overdone special effects. But I have to agree with you on the fact that this movie just did not make the grade, in any cinematic sense. The story was so weak that the special effects seemed tawdry and histrionic, there were numerous plot holes, and the humor was derivative and cliche at best. I cringed at the part when the Primes appear to Shia in his dream to give him the strength to save Optimus and declare his love for Megan Fox.
I very recently I saw it for myself and as much I hate to say it I agree. I'm not gonna lie and say I wasn't entertained with the special effects because I was and I did find the "ghetto" robots somewhat funny, although they were very inappropriate.But your completely right in saying there was absolutely no plot at all, the acting was very weak, even with me being a huge fan of Shia, and I agree we ALL know why Megan fox was cast, she had nothing to offer but her....well we all know.
i heard some reviews before i saw it. I thought that it was like someone wrote the rough draft and said okay lets roll it. There were some mathematical errors like 5=6 and clear editing errors. I didn't like Megan Fox. i loved the "ghetto" robots, but i'm at the point in my young black life where i just have to laugh at that. No one has anything to say about the old cockney decepticon? That's any better than ghetto autobots. Their jokes were unappropriate. Two little boys were behind me.
I agree. I hated the movie, but everyone i know seemed to love it. I hated the "ghetto" robots. I thought the jokes were unacceptable, especially with younger children in the audience. I see the transformers robots as being a little more, well a lot more,...I can't think of the word at this moment, but I think you know what I'm getting at.
I don't see why people didn't like the movie. Maybe you just couldn't figure out the story from the beginning? The plot was quite clear to me before they were even at college. I didn't see a single character that didn't have some reason for being in the story line, and all of the jokes were pretty hilarious.
My only complaint about the movie (And the first one too) is the fight scenes. I don't know who was fighting who, and who was winning.
Hahah. Maybe I couldn't figure out the storyline? The storyline that could have been written by a high school student? The storyline that lacked any desirable plot whatsoever? The jokes? What jokes? Two ghetto robots making crude "jokes" isn't funny.
I agree about the fight scenes. I thought about 80% of the robots were Megatron.
the script writing couldn't have been any easier, i think. most of the movie was just explosions. even aesthetically, it wasn't that great. the little parts of the robots were cool but when they're flashing by for half of a second, it's just WAY too much to take in. plus, that robot girl thing was...well, it was stupid.
no, it's stupid to make the girl robot have a super freaky robotic tongue and turn into a raving lizard maniac thing. in my humble female opinion, of course.
it should have been a spider, then they could have said it was Blackarachnia lol.
(since scorpinox was in the first movie)
and why on earth would you mention that your opinion is a "female opinion". it shouldn't matter if an opinion comes from a male or a female, if its a good opinion its a good opinion.
i just mentioned that i was a girl, because the person that responded to my comment seemed to imply that i was being sexist. i don't really see a problem with girl robots. it's a pretty silly thing to argue about.
I thought you meant (or maybe I was the only person in the theatre who noticed this) The purple or pink robot that had like one quick line near the end of the movie when they were in egypt.
Don't get me wrong i am a huge fan of Shia Lebouf and i loved him in the first one and Even Stevens. But before i went to the movies to gamble my money away on a doomed poker game(transformers 2). I heard him say " if people don't like this movie they shouldn't watch movies at all" and i though wow, although he is promoting his film he could be honest. I am pretty sure if it was possible i would kick my own ass for watching the movie and listening to Shia. Okay also Megan Fox is...
my theory for why they casted her is because ppl " like sex appeal" aaannnd she has tons of it but personally i think they were trying way to hard like when she was painting the devil in the motorcycle knowbody would actually be in that position! jeeez
Ha. Bash Michael Bay all you want. 100 mil worldwide opening day, so as much as this rant probably ruined his own self-image, you should get over demeaning financial success. I'm sure everyone else in Hollywood's only in it for the art. But oh man you're dead on about Megan Fox; I mean, who wants amazingly hot half-naked sex symbols in movies anymore?? Give me Julie Andrews in a nun's habit or Ellen Degeneres in a suit anyday. Now THAT's stimulating.
I loved Iron Man and The Hulk. Those can't be considered art. They just weren't huge pieces of candy-coated crap. They were entertaining and well-done films with explosions and cool special effects.
Transformers 2 was a mind-numbing piece of garbage.
Anyways, anyone who loves a movie because it has a "hot chick" in it, won't get any respect from me. The unsubscribe button is easy to find. :)
Can you really mess up an explosion? Just go boom, right? I don't believe I said anything about loving the film because of hot chicks, or loving the film period for that matter. You're fooling yourself if you think sex appeal has no place in pop culture and media though. Attractive women raise revenue, case closed. I mean from Monroe to Madonna man they're there and they work. Wanted to clear that up before I lost the respect of an ordinary critic with a video camera and an internet connection.
You compared Ironman and Hulk, equally insubstantial movies with explosions and decent box office revenues, so as long as you're talking action movies you might as well judge them all on the action, as uncrappy as stories about green monsters and robot suits may or may not be compared to big transforming robot aliens. Then I really don't see why you're faulting Fox. And you're right. You're no critic. you're just someone who judges, evaluates, reviews, or criticizes. I see the difference now.
Haha. Did you even read what I wrote? You're taking my words out of context.
Ironic that you criticize me for criticizing. :)
Man, I didn't think anyone would get this upset over a review of such a terrible film. I was trying to do everyone a favor, not get up in your proverbial grill.
Just calm down, and don't let this stuff bother you so much. Arguing over the internet is dumb, even if the people arguing aren't.
OK Megan Fox was cast in the first film because they needed a cute girl for Sam to like, it was showing a normal teenage experience. Fox is not the reason to like this movie, the reason would be some of the transformers that are in it. Example that big ass robot with a huge wheel that rips through the city. Other than that it was not that bad of a movie, watch a transformers cartoon and this lives up to that. Not real plot, robots, explosions, kid who owns bumble bee. What more do you want?
I didn't see it and I don't intend to. Every time I see Megan Fox's face, a white hot blinding flash of rage erupts inside of me. Mostly because she said in an interview that women in Hollywood are all only there for sex appeal. If she wants to show off everything she's got and more and build a name that way, then that's her deal, but she can't just pretend that that's how everybody does it. It's an insult to /real/ actresses everywhere.
The first movie did tell the audience that they learned all the language from the web not in fact from a ghetto whit boy.
Now I haven't seen the second movie yet so I cant argue any of you personal thoughts of the movie, but then again they are your own personal thoughts, so no reason to actually argue them riiight? Right,
The worst part about following through and seeing this movie is the fact that I was WARNED by several people about how much it sucked but chose to see it anyway to form my own judgement. My opinion was no different.
And I hated Megan Fox in the first movie, too. Her part just doesn't seem necessary to me. Or they could've kept it, just find a better actress.
I've never seen Laguna Beach. or The Hills. I kinda fail as a teen girl, haha. But the face you made the simliarities makes me want to watch the sequel even less.
I loved the first one, like, incredibly too much for words.
But the second one was bull. I sat through like two and a half hours of complete and utter crap. The whole time I was thinking, is it almost over? Like, Megan Fox IS hot, but she's not an actress. They just made this movie for fun it obviously had no real purpose in the world. Sure, it would have been okay if it actually had a plot, but because it didn't, I was pissed. I was looking forward to a good movie. Instead I got Transformers 2.
I totally agree about Meagan Fox. They said it straight up in the special features for Transformers 1 that the only reason she was hired was because she was 'drop dead gorgeous, had a nice tummy and could run'.
Only two characters saved TF2 for me - BumbleBee and Ravage.
tbh I liked transformers 2. It had robots blowing things up. I didn't want an intellectual movie or a serious one. This movie was great by my standards and is actually the best film i've seen this year. Sure the character development was shit but it's a film based on toys remember? The worst film so far was the new terminator film.....it was god awful
I didn't watch Transformers 2 personally but I agree with you in general. So watching this video makes me really happy because I didn't waste money xD thanks
I completely agree. After seeing the movie I turned to my friend to say "that was horrible," but was beaten to the punch by her "that was awesome." Sometimes I question the people I hang out with. . . I mainly went for the live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender teaser trailer that was supposed to play before it. I'm such a nerd. =]
Yeah, it didn't play in my theater either.. T_T However, you can find the teaser trailer online. And yes, footlesself, it's real! I'm super excited (and nervous they'll mess it up).
but i just saw it and to be honest it looks kind of pathetic, it doesnt do justice to the actual series.
On top of that i dont really like the casting (dev patel?). Im just nervous about the fact that theyll completely destroy the series...i wonder how appa would look like, I just hope its not a man in a white bison costume...
I disagree. The trailer didn't reveal anything other than the fact that they have top of the line special effects, have worked hard on perfecting the martial styles of the respective airbender, and the the fire navy just looked freaking cool.
Anyways, nothing they do with this movie will ever "destroy" the series. The series is indisputable amazing.
And Dev Patel is a fantastic award-winning actor.
If you look at the Avatar released pictures online, he fits the role perfectly.
I completely agree with everything you said, isn't it excellent that they create a character for an actress just so she can be the sex of the film to get the millions of young teenage males watching. Also there was so little plot that the screenplay probably only consisted of about 5 pages and probably only had robot fight scene or Megan on a motorbike written on them. I love your metaphors, lol. While watching this the Linkin Park song for transformers came on the television, lol.
agreed. the very first scene that megan fox showed up in, she looked like she had just finished filming a porno and then walked into the transformers shooting set. the whole movie i was thinking, "could someone possibly wear more lipgloss than that??"
i must say that was an excellent review, you should be a critic. i did enjoy the first one a lot though and im the kind of person who just has to see it for themselves, so thanks for the warning lol. i do agree with u about megan fox though that bothers me, but wat can we do just sit back and fall into the traps of good advertising...as most americans do, unfortunately.
I wasn't looking for depth. I was looking for cheap entertainment with explosions and cool looking robots, simultaneously with a plot that doesn't sound like it was written by a 9 year old.
What I got was Laguna Beach with explosions and robots.
I don't mind you unsubscribing, but you misconstrued what I said. :)
I was totally on the fence with going to see this but now Ill just wait till its on HBO or something. I had my fill of bad summer movies already. My BF made me watch Year One (groans) so I will not let him force me into seeing this too. Thank you for letting us know what utter crap it is! Much appreciated. :)
i cant believe my friends on facebook are saying that this is the best movie of the year. i didnt like the first transformers movie, and I know i'm not going to like the second one. Thats why i havent seen it yet, and i dont think i will
I loved the first film so much that I did have high expectations for the second film. And I must say that I completely agree with you 100%. Sure, parts of the movie were okay, but as a whole, to me it was just robot explosions, no developed plot, and various corny elements (Majestic robots talking to Shia while he's ''about'' to die. What?). Megan Fox just runs everywhere...that's about it. Props to you Jake for a superb review. Now if only I can get everyone else to see this video. :)
i loved the film :P it was a little bit too long, BUT i think it was still awesome (: shia la beouf is goddamn hot :L and it just had shit loads of action and stuff :P so i disagree, i think it was well worth the £15 we payed :P
you paid only $21 in total for three ppl? Me and my friends paid $34 in total and there were only 3 of us and we got the worst seats ever in the front row and i was bored the entire movie.
the only reason i saw transformers 2 was because it was my friend's turn to choose the movie and it was either this or the hangover. OH and the two girls sitting in front of us that felt the need to shout 'WOWW' after EVERY SINGLE innuendo throughout the ENTIRE movie, made everything a little bit more terrible
I was actually bored during Transformers 2. Michael Bay is ruining Transformers. I agree with you about the robots voices, why do they sound like gangster rappers and unfunny comedians? They are making a joke out of Transformers. And Michael Bay seems to use women characters only for sexual portrayel.
I hated the first transformers movie and i have no intention of watching the second, especially after this review because i will probably think the same as you
Am I the only schmluck who enjoyed the film? I went into the movie wanting explosions, massive CG robots flawlessly rotoscoped into a Live Action scene, campy cartoon evil-villian voices, and Michael Bay delivered! :P
Yes there was a LOT of extra s--t thrown in there, and Megan Fox was just... c'mon, seriously? It was also a little long, but the Blu-Ray skip-to-a-scene feature is what I look forward to with this film! :)
The point is, with a film, you're not supposed to look forward to skipping over stuff to get to "the good parts." It should ALL be good parts, and should hold together cohesively. That's what makes a film a film. Unfortunately, almost none of the general public realizes this, and that's why movie critics get ignored.
Frankly, I'm going to believe the NYT reviewer and the CNN reviewer who said that the movie was both "Cretinous" and "should be melted down for scrap."
I disagree. I don't DISlike Garden State or Juno because there are no explosions or campy robot action. We watch films for different reasons. Being as the entire Terminator Franchise is basically one big cartoon, I treat it as such. If there is any artistic merit to watching it, it is in the brilliant art of the visual effect, which unfortunately these days is often overlooked as it it so overused. When Jurassic Park came out, which uses the same visual effects, the world was stunned.
Also, Jurassic park was a thoroughly intelligent and diverse movie, as well as affected by the brilliance of Mr. Jeff Goldblum and other talented actors.
I'm a fan of special effects, but I'm not ok with basing a movie AROUND said special effects.
The Terminator is one big cartoon? The Terminator was a ground breaking series. The first 2 had such impact on cinema. Terminator 2 is such a film classic. And after the sequel they went downhill. I really did not like number 4. And I would LOVE if James Cameron directed Transformers 3! OMG =]
The reason these films are made so poorly is because most people are incapable of reviewing a film for anything more than it's explosions and hot girls. As an aspiring director, this is very disheartening :/
Oh gosh, I can't watch this yet. I need to see the movie! Miss your face though. Haven't talked to you in ages! (or watched any of your videos because I am mia from youtube)
i was going to see this movie yesterday, but then there was a thunderstorm and the power went out. you just saved me from seeing this today. haha, thanks!
The only thing I agree with is the Megan Fox thing. I hate her with a fiery passion. and the ghetto robots, actually.
Other than that, I loved this movie. Sure, the dialogue was ridiculous, but it made it so funny. And it contained one of the most heart-wrenching scenes I've seen in a long time, though this was possibly only due to my childhood attachment to optimus prime. So yeah, for me, this film was *awesome*.
Despite what somw of my peers thought I didn't like the first Transformers movie and had no intention to see this sequel. Thanks for confirming my assumptions taht there are probably better uses of my time and money.
I disagree I thought the movie was really awesome. I tend to be very harsh when it comes to plot and action films I pretty much always hate them. But i loved transformers 2....
"...the proverbial cherry on this excrement Sundae" that has to be the best metaphor I have ever heard in my life and the perfectly bone dry delivery is what makes the whole thing work.
Not gonna lie, I have never expected much from these films and going in with low expectations makes these films a lot more enjoyable. Explosions, zero plot, and robots beating the crap out of each other still isn't worth the admission price though.
oh man, you definitely hit the nail on the head with that review. I saw it a couple days ago and it was AWFUL. I thought the ghetto robots were actually racist in most ways. And Megan Fox's voice??? Seriously?? I hadn't seen the first one so I didn't know what to expect, but I wanted to claw her eyes out. she was that annoying. ARG!!
Bay knows his audience for this film. He pandered to it, and he result is gold. I have never seen a theater so packed for the 3rd day the film has been shown, and never have I heard so much laughter and enjoyment from said audience. I am sorry you didn't care for it, but the majority of the people that left the theater with me loved what they saw.
How sad, the audience actually laughed? This movie tried way to hard to be funny and failed. It's like the writers read "Comedy for Dummies" or something. I really want Michael Bay to get fired...
i tried to make myself watch the first one so that i could watch the second one since it looked good but i couldn't watch it for more than 30 minutes.
and to micheal bay, as much as i love you special effects and i am not gonna lie, i loooooove the graphics, MAKING A SEQUEL DOES NOT MEAN ADDING TWICE THE HOTT GIRLS, THE CRUDE LANGUAGE, AND INAPPROPRIATE NAKEDNESS.
im no proud but for crying out loud, transformers is a toy.....obviously little kids are gonna be watching this.
5. i love shia && everything, but paired next to megan fox, it was like watching a bad disney tv show, i get that a hott girl is great for the male audience or whatever, but seriously, who wears white SKINNY jeans in egypt while running away from evil decepticons??!!!! come on. i have a hard time walking up stairs in my skinny jeans!! haha.
3. the two twin autobot character (whom i am guessing where created for the soul purpose of comedic relief) where inappropriate and quite offensively stereotypical and crude
4. there was sooo much unnecessary idiotic thnigs, like a full minute of some guys butt and crotch... and sam being seduced by the fembot thingy,
What you don't think megan fox is worth anything but her body?? You must have missed her in Jennifer's Body. The acting in that one was excellent.
Sarahnaydid 1 year ago
LoL. Why Megan Fox? Maybe Michael Bay had a thing for her. At least shes out of it now, although they somehow managed to get a even more untalented NON - actress to play her part for the upcoming transformers...
atalina08 1 year ago
i love how your the only guy that dosent drool over megan fox :)
kkkkkkk8888 1 year ago
They completely cheapened the movie in comparison to the first
Xosgni 1 year ago
THANK. YOU.
Xosgni 1 year ago
An applause for you sir, an applause indeed.
MarsThePixie 1 year ago
Crap is crap, true.
But let's not forget that the movie still made the money it did. So why do people pay for it? Is it because the 50 million people who've watched it are stupid?
dsprack 1 year ago
@dsprack Let's not leave that out of the realm of possibility. That's only saying that about 5-10 million people are stupid. I'd say that's a fairly reasonable assessment. Though, not everyone who saw it was stupid. *points to self* I expected it not to suck. It did not live up to these expectations. :)
Cohenism 1 year ago
I agree! That movie sucked!!!!! And Megan Fox is a tramp.
tubbyflip 1 year ago
I tell you who in their right mind would want Megan Fox, anyone with a dick.
leachyoby 1 year ago
Either you care too much, or you're just REALLY passionate. Hun, it's just a movie, kay?
Lizzyloo44 1 year ago
It's just a movie that cost me $24 to see. :)
Cohenism 1 year ago
@Cohenism - I just think that you're taking it all a little hard.
Lizzyloo44 1 year ago
There may be a bit of hyperbole, but what I'm saying is fairly accurate. ;)
Cohenism 1 year ago
however.... I would gladly spend an eternal existance in hell to break meagan fox off at least one time!!!!
TonyCiaccio 1 year ago
I do not believe I even relized how much that movie sucks until you opened my eyes.... thank you cullenism.....THANK YOU!!!!
TonyCiaccio 1 year ago
that's what you get when people write escapist trash. i'm really glad that i'm not the only one that hated that movie.
hippieof91 1 year ago
fuck you, Transformers 2 was awesome
mitchblahman 2 years ago
I applad your taste, (both in Shia Labeouf and Transformers 2). I considered going to see the movie because of all the hype around it, but all the absolutely contemptous reviews on youtube turned me off. It didn't look that good to begin with. How much can you expect from a movie with robotic aliens, really?
1nsp1r0n 2 years ago
to tell you the truth this makes me want to see the movie
MrInliner 2 years ago
Megan Fox mine as well get on with a sex tape already. I mean, c'mon, that's all that anyone wants from her. Besides, well.. Lol... the sexual acts for themselves. ::sigh:: People. Goddamn.
myalteredself 2 years ago
I 100% with you about the script and Meagon Fox.
Wtf, Micheal Bay? Wtf?
TheVlogSister 2 years ago
they learned the lauange from the internet not from the kid.
Shhadoww1 2 years ago
I'm aware. However, the internet doesn't supply the correct usage of idiocy. The robots "apparently" manufactured that all by themselves.
What I said still stands quite true. They learned it from the stylized colloquialism of the standard "ghetto-American suburban white kid."
It's accurate, to say the least.
Cohenism 2 years ago
Touché, the reason that they put Megan Fox in the movie is because she is "hot" and people would watch it more. Even so It was a terrible movie. But people like to watch things that make no scence.
Shhadoww1 2 years ago
i liked transformers
annabananachen15 2 years ago
You're one of the lucky ones that got their money's worth.
I envy you, in a way.
Cohenism 2 years ago
did you at least enjoy the first one and just not the second one or is giant robots not the answer to a good movie ??
annabananachen15 2 years ago
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HannahRenee23 2 years ago
It's Michael Bay, so I went in expecting explosions and overdone special effects. But I have to agree with you on the fact that this movie just did not make the grade, in any cinematic sense. The story was so weak that the special effects seemed tawdry and histrionic, there were numerous plot holes, and the humor was derivative and cliche at best. I cringed at the part when the Primes appear to Shia in his dream to give him the strength to save Optimus and declare his love for Megan Fox.
electricbubbles 2 years ago
the bad news is gi joe is gonna be even worse. the fucking kid from third rock from the sun as cobra commander ?
barqueWorks 2 years ago
I very recently I saw it for myself and as much I hate to say it I agree. I'm not gonna lie and say I wasn't entertained with the special effects because I was and I did find the "ghetto" robots somewhat funny, although they were very inappropriate.But your completely right in saying there was absolutely no plot at all, the acting was very weak, even with me being a huge fan of Shia, and I agree we ALL know why Megan fox was cast, she had nothing to offer but her....well we all know.
Ladyshantel 2 years ago
i never liked shia i find him to be very anoying. never like maga either
barqueWorks 2 years ago
i heard some reviews before i saw it. I thought that it was like someone wrote the rough draft and said okay lets roll it. There were some mathematical errors like 5=6 and clear editing errors. I didn't like Megan Fox. i loved the "ghetto" robots, but i'm at the point in my young black life where i just have to laugh at that. No one has anything to say about the old cockney decepticon? That's any better than ghetto autobots. Their jokes were unappropriate. Two little boys were behind me.
lysmeanslily 2 years ago
I liked the special effects and i think that's all i really went there for.
lysmeanslily 2 years ago
I agree. I hated the movie, but everyone i know seemed to love it. I hated the "ghetto" robots. I thought the jokes were unacceptable, especially with younger children in the audience. I see the transformers robots as being a little more, well a lot more,...I can't think of the word at this moment, but I think you know what I'm getting at.
Nieccie 2 years ago
Wow. Not that I've actually seen the movie again (my father wanted to see it) and not with my friends, you're right. It's really not that great..
My father fell asleep, and I nearly did too. >.>
Maybe it was just my friends keeping me entertained throughout?
ExcellentConfusion 2 years ago
holy shit, you said it all. 100% agree with you!
Piow92 2 years ago
I don't see why people didn't like the movie. Maybe you just couldn't figure out the story from the beginning? The plot was quite clear to me before they were even at college. I didn't see a single character that didn't have some reason for being in the story line, and all of the jokes were pretty hilarious.
My only complaint about the movie (And the first one too) is the fight scenes. I don't know who was fighting who, and who was winning.
ExcellentConfusion 2 years ago
Hahah. Maybe I couldn't figure out the storyline? The storyline that could have been written by a high school student? The storyline that lacked any desirable plot whatsoever? The jokes? What jokes? Two ghetto robots making crude "jokes" isn't funny.
I agree about the fight scenes. I thought about 80% of the robots were Megatron.
Cohenism 2 years ago
Haha. Fine. Maybe the storyline was weak. There was no support to it, and it was all basic and predictable.
But. But. But. Um...
I don't know. I still liked it. =/
ExcellentConfusion 2 years ago
I'm actually happy that you did.
I hope a lot of people got their money's worth. Just me and my parents did not.
Sad, sad day in Cohenism's world.
Cohenism 2 years ago
I'm a sucker for a bad movie. =]
ExcellentConfusion 2 years ago
the script writing couldn't have been any easier, i think. most of the movie was just explosions. even aesthetically, it wasn't that great. the little parts of the robots were cool but when they're flashing by for half of a second, it's just WAY too much to take in. plus, that robot girl thing was...well, it was stupid.
chapstickbandit 2 years ago
Are you saying it's stupid to have a girl robot?
Nieccie 2 years ago
no, it's stupid to make the girl robot have a super freaky robotic tongue and turn into a raving lizard maniac thing. in my humble female opinion, of course.
chapstickbandit 2 years ago
it should have been a spider, then they could have said it was Blackarachnia lol.
(since scorpinox was in the first movie)
and why on earth would you mention that your opinion is a "female opinion". it shouldn't matter if an opinion comes from a male or a female, if its a good opinion its a good opinion.
and vise versa.
barqueWorks 2 years ago
i just mentioned that i was a girl, because the person that responded to my comment seemed to imply that i was being sexist. i don't really see a problem with girl robots. it's a pretty silly thing to argue about.
chapstickbandit 2 years ago
Oh.
Lol.
You mean the robot that turned into a girl.
I thought you meant (or maybe I was the only person in the theatre who noticed this) The purple or pink robot that had like one quick line near the end of the movie when they were in egypt.
Nieccie 2 years ago
OH. no, i totally remember that robot. she was pretty helpful before she got blown up. haha, thanks for the clarification.
chapstickbandit 2 years ago
that was arcee she was in the original transformers cartoon back in 80's . although she was a car not a bike.
barqueWorks 2 years ago
ah ok, i guess i kinda jumped the gun a bit with my comment. sorry about that.
(truthfully i think that girl with the robot tongue was kinda...stupid.)
barqueWorks 2 years ago
agreed.
chapstickbandit 2 years ago
even stevens was my favorite show
ColiniskOoLeR 2 years ago
dot the lower case J's....... was that a waynes world reference?
ciaran1943 2 years ago
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Don't get me wrong i am a huge fan of Shia Lebouf and i loved him in the first one and Even Stevens. But before i went to the movies to gamble my money away on a doomed poker game(transformers 2). I heard him say " if people don't like this movie they shouldn't watch movies at all" and i though wow, although he is promoting his film he could be honest. I am pretty sure if it was possible i would kick my own ass for watching the movie and listening to Shia. Okay also Megan Fox is...
suburbandishes 2 years ago
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suburbandishes 2 years ago
I love you.
I was gonna see it.
But now I'm not gonna.
I love how you compare it to Laguna Beach.
<3
xD
autumbreezesaysufail 2 years ago
I was super disappointed by it to :\
my theory for why they casted her is because ppl " like sex appeal" aaannnd she has tons of it but personally i think they were trying way to hard like when she was painting the devil in the motorcycle knowbody would actually be in that position! jeeez
xxkissxx94 2 years ago
Ha. Bash Michael Bay all you want. 100 mil worldwide opening day, so as much as this rant probably ruined his own self-image, you should get over demeaning financial success. I'm sure everyone else in Hollywood's only in it for the art. But oh man you're dead on about Megan Fox; I mean, who wants amazingly hot half-naked sex symbols in movies anymore?? Give me Julie Andrews in a nun's habit or Ellen Degeneres in a suit anyday. Now THAT's stimulating.
heresrobby 2 years ago
Haha. Who said anything about wanting art?
All I said is that I don't want garbage.
I loved Iron Man and The Hulk. Those can't be considered art. They just weren't huge pieces of candy-coated crap. They were entertaining and well-done films with explosions and cool special effects.
Transformers 2 was a mind-numbing piece of garbage.
Anyways, anyone who loves a movie because it has a "hot chick" in it, won't get any respect from me. The unsubscribe button is easy to find. :)
Cohenism 2 years ago
Can you really mess up an explosion? Just go boom, right? I don't believe I said anything about loving the film because of hot chicks, or loving the film period for that matter. You're fooling yourself if you think sex appeal has no place in pop culture and media though. Attractive women raise revenue, case closed. I mean from Monroe to Madonna man they're there and they work. Wanted to clear that up before I lost the respect of an ordinary critic with a video camera and an internet connection.
heresrobby 2 years ago
Where did I say Transformers messed up an explosion? Of course sex appeal is part of pop culture. No one is arguing that.
The first words uttered out of my mouth in this video were: "I don't see myself as a movie critic by any stretch of the word."
I wasn't arguing that it wouldn't be financially successful. I was saying that it was a terrible film, which it was.
I'm still confused as to why you brought up: "demeaning financial success." I never did that. I just reviewed a crappy movie.
Cohenism 2 years ago
You compared Ironman and Hulk, equally insubstantial movies with explosions and decent box office revenues, so as long as you're talking action movies you might as well judge them all on the action, as uncrappy as stories about green monsters and robot suits may or may not be compared to big transforming robot aliens. Then I really don't see why you're faulting Fox. And you're right. You're no critic. you're just someone who judges, evaluates, reviews, or criticizes. I see the difference now.
heresrobby 2 years ago
Haha. Did you even read what I wrote? You're taking my words out of context.
Ironic that you criticize me for criticizing. :)
Man, I didn't think anyone would get this upset over a review of such a terrible film. I was trying to do everyone a favor, not get up in your proverbial grill.
Just calm down, and don't let this stuff bother you so much. Arguing over the internet is dumb, even if the people arguing aren't.
Cohenism 2 years ago
OK Megan Fox was cast in the first film because they needed a cute girl for Sam to like, it was showing a normal teenage experience. Fox is not the reason to like this movie, the reason would be some of the transformers that are in it. Example that big ass robot with a huge wheel that rips through the city. Other than that it was not that bad of a movie, watch a transformers cartoon and this lives up to that. Not real plot, robots, explosions, kid who owns bumble bee. What more do you want?
avagrantshadow 2 years ago
A normal teenage experience? Hahaha.
Cohenism 2 years ago
Ok or an awkward teenage experience, that would never actually happen in real life. Better?
avagrantshadow 2 years ago
Yes. Slightly more accurate.
Cohenism 2 years ago
my exact thoughts:)
tialeAHHH 2 years ago
I didn't see it and I don't intend to. Every time I see Megan Fox's face, a white hot blinding flash of rage erupts inside of me. Mostly because she said in an interview that women in Hollywood are all only there for sex appeal. If she wants to show off everything she's got and more and build a name that way, then that's her deal, but she can't just pretend that that's how everybody does it. It's an insult to /real/ actresses everywhere.
avatarkairi 2 years ago
Hey yo.
The first movie did tell the audience that they learned all the language from the web not in fact from a ghetto whit boy.
Now I haven't seen the second movie yet so I cant argue any of you personal thoughts of the movie, but then again they are your own personal thoughts, so no reason to actually argue them riiight? Right,
Peace.
ubercooljaimie 2 years ago
There's a difference between learning a language and learning colloquial speech and slang.
See the 2nd movie...and you'll see why I'm so upset.
Cohenism 2 years ago
doesn't leboeuf mean the beef in french? he is a cool kid though
ohsocooljess 2 years ago
The worst part about following through and seeing this movie is the fact that I was WARNED by several people about how much it sucked but chose to see it anyway to form my own judgement. My opinion was no different.
And I hated Megan Fox in the first movie, too. Her part just doesn't seem necessary to me. Or they could've kept it, just find a better actress.
MichelleLassigneV 2 years ago 7
**fact
LaughLikeNoTomorrow 2 years ago
I've never seen Laguna Beach. or The Hills. I kinda fail as a teen girl, haha. But the face you made the simliarities makes me want to watch the sequel even less.
LaughLikeNoTomorrow 2 years ago
I loved the first one, like, incredibly too much for words.
But the second one was bull. I sat through like two and a half hours of complete and utter crap. The whole time I was thinking, is it almost over? Like, Megan Fox IS hot, but she's not an actress. They just made this movie for fun it obviously had no real purpose in the world. Sure, it would have been okay if it actually had a plot, but because it didn't, I was pissed. I was looking forward to a good movie. Instead I got Transformers 2.
alisaysthatsredic 2 years ago
I totally agree about Meagan Fox. They said it straight up in the special features for Transformers 1 that the only reason she was hired was because she was 'drop dead gorgeous, had a nice tummy and could run'.
Only two characters saved TF2 for me - BumbleBee and Ravage.
TheVlogSister 2 years ago
tbh I liked transformers 2. It had robots blowing things up. I didn't want an intellectual movie or a serious one. This movie was great by my standards and is actually the best film i've seen this year. Sure the character development was shit but it's a film based on toys remember? The worst film so far was the new terminator film.....it was god awful
piefish 2 years ago
I love your description "candy coated turd"
That could describe many movies that I've seen released lately...
faomosgirl 2 years ago
hate me but i liked it.
megan fox running in slow mo, i figured all boys would love it purely on principle.
i personally love it for the robot twins!
ihavnobum 2 years ago
I didn't watch Transformers 2 personally but I agree with you in general. So watching this video makes me really happy because I didn't waste money xD thanks
sebatschi 2 years ago
I completely agree. After seeing the movie I turned to my friend to say "that was horrible," but was beaten to the punch by her "that was awesome." Sometimes I question the people I hang out with. . . I mainly went for the live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender teaser trailer that was supposed to play before it. I'm such a nerd. =]
alicat 2 years ago
OMG. That is the exact same reason I went!
I'm a huge Avatard! :) (sadly, I didn't get the trailer in my theatre...)
Cohenism 2 years ago
did they actually play the trailer? I always thought that the live action film was just a rumour, so is it real?
footlesself99 2 years ago
Yeah, it didn't play in my theater either.. T_T However, you can find the teaser trailer online. And yes, footlesself, it's real! I'm super excited (and nervous they'll mess it up).
alicat 2 years ago
thanks :)
but i just saw it and to be honest it looks kind of pathetic, it doesnt do justice to the actual series.
On top of that i dont really like the casting (dev patel?). Im just nervous about the fact that theyll completely destroy the series...i wonder how appa would look like, I just hope its not a man in a white bison costume...
footlesself99 2 years ago
I disagree. The trailer didn't reveal anything other than the fact that they have top of the line special effects, have worked hard on perfecting the martial styles of the respective airbender, and the the fire navy just looked freaking cool.
Anyways, nothing they do with this movie will ever "destroy" the series. The series is indisputable amazing.
And Dev Patel is a fantastic award-winning actor.
If you look at the Avatar released pictures online, he fits the role perfectly.
Cohenism 2 years ago
The trailer's out? SWEET!
avatarkairi 2 years ago
i watched it and just laughed.
kellzorzzz 2 years ago
and yet this movie is going to make an obscene amount of money, prompting them to make transformers 3. which will no doubt, be even worse than 2.
rjlupin 2 years ago 3
That's the most painful truth here.
*sigh*
I would pay a tax that keeps Michael Bay from touching anything from my childhood ever again. Especially my happiness.
Cohenism 2 years ago
I completely agree with everything you said, isn't it excellent that they create a character for an actress just so she can be the sex of the film to get the millions of young teenage males watching. Also there was so little plot that the screenplay probably only consisted of about 5 pages and probably only had robot fight scene or Megan on a motorbike written on them. I love your metaphors, lol. While watching this the Linkin Park song for transformers came on the television, lol.
teenagemutantninjana 2 years ago
Great review Jake. I agree with you mate, I felt that the last third was full of crap.
It needs a more plot if they want to do a third one.
I agree with you on Megan Fox. She was just eye candy to some people.
BarryAldridge 2 years ago
Now I'm scared to see this movie!
I loved the first movie, and I really want to like the second! but I won't be able to if it is really as bad as you make it seem.... D:
holytiquito 2 years ago
omg, transformers 2 was awful. the first one was 10x better. i agree with u 100 percent. everything u said is what i was thinking.
ANDBAND123 2 years ago
Also, did you notice that Fox's white pants stayed perfectly white while she was running through explosions in Egypt?
dancingonthinice 2 years ago 2
i was pretty focussed on that, lol
kaashaas 2 years ago
But.... there is development! They tell each other that they love each other!!!!
*snicker*
dancingonthinice 2 years ago
agreed. the very first scene that megan fox showed up in, she looked like she had just finished filming a porno and then walked into the transformers shooting set. the whole movie i was thinking, "could someone possibly wear more lipgloss than that??"
peaceoutTC 2 years ago
if life gives you crap, make crapanade. at least you helped out the economy!!!
bobstheking 2 years ago
you remind me of owen wilson :)
it's a good thing.
i've subbed :D
gleegloop 2 years ago
Great commentary, Jake!
crimsong19 2 years ago
i couldnt agree more with the megan fox thing. its painfully obvious they took advantage of her being hot
ceeejayyy 2 years ago
I wasn't going to see it anyway but thanks for the warning. Unfortunately I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Megan Fox in the future.
humiliat3dGrape 2 years ago
i must say that was an excellent review, you should be a critic. i did enjoy the first one a lot though and im the kind of person who just has to see it for themselves, so thanks for the warning lol. i do agree with u about megan fox though that bothers me, but wat can we do just sit back and fall into the traps of good advertising...as most americans do, unfortunately.
bananababy605 2 years ago
I felt similarly when I walked out of Twilight.
MimmbleMimmble 2 years ago 2
Awesome review. I think I love you.
yiningsu 2 years ago
im sorry. . i had to watch this 5 times. . your face kept distracting me. . . . .
strangest thing
Toddly00 2 years ago 3
I've heard its so rubbish I'm not going to see it & I get in for free..thats got to say something. =] your very cute.
Ikklemee8 2 years ago
excrements sundae... that just made my day hahaha
smoshgirl7 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
unsubscribed. Its an ACTION movie... if you want depth... go watch fried green tomatoes or something.
Somnioblivio 2 years ago
Hahah. Fried green tomatoes.
I wasn't looking for depth. I was looking for cheap entertainment with explosions and cool looking robots, simultaneously with a plot that doesn't sound like it was written by a 9 year old.
What I got was Laguna Beach with explosions and robots.
I don't mind you unsubscribing, but you misconstrued what I said. :)
See ya later!
Cohenism 2 years ago
wait, so did you like the movie?
wheezywaiter 2 years ago 3
Candy-coated turds... yum.
sunny230part2 2 years ago
I was totally on the fence with going to see this but now Ill just wait till its on HBO or something. I had my fill of bad summer movies already. My BF made me watch Year One (groans) so I will not let him force me into seeing this too. Thank you for letting us know what utter crap it is! Much appreciated. :)
cherryvalancegirl 2 years ago
Oh God, Year One was soooo horrible.
humiliat3dGrape 2 years ago
i cant believe my friends on facebook are saying that this is the best movie of the year. i didnt like the first transformers movie, and I know i'm not going to like the second one. Thats why i havent seen it yet, and i dont think i will
Crashtwenty 2 years ago
You're good at this. You should do them more.
TheAudi602 2 years ago
You don't have to agree with me.
I'm just warning all the people who believed that this film was a flop, because it is. Not financially speaking, but entertainment wise.
Cohenism 2 years ago
Why, indeed.
'Pan's Labyrinth' & 'The Fall' are the only recent films that I can truthfully say I adore.
Quite saddening, I suppose.
unicorncake 2 years ago 2
I loved the first film so much that I did have high expectations for the second film. And I must say that I completely agree with you 100%. Sure, parts of the movie were okay, but as a whole, to me it was just robot explosions, no developed plot, and various corny elements (Majestic robots talking to Shia while he's ''about'' to die. What?). Megan Fox just runs everywhere...that's about it. Props to you Jake for a superb review. Now if only I can get everyone else to see this video. :)
starryeyed24 2 years ago
i loved the film :P it was a little bit too long, BUT i think it was still awesome (: shia la beouf is goddamn hot :L and it just had shit loads of action and stuff :P so i disagree, i think it was well worth the £15 we payed :P
iGeorgiee 2 years ago
hahah yes, i LOVE Even Stevens, one of the best shows ever.
and thanks for the review, i just saved myself $11 that i was planning on spending on this.
luanaalime 2 years ago
21 is expensive lol.
LiiivE2lOve 2 years ago
For 3 people, it's not bad, but for this immense amount of garbage compacted into one film...yeah, it's a lot.
Cohenism 2 years ago
you paid only $21 in total for three ppl? Me and my friends paid $34 in total and there were only 3 of us and we got the worst seats ever in the front row and i was bored the entire movie.
nycgirl 2 years ago
i LOVED this review. PLEASE do more? :]
the only reason i saw transformers 2 was because it was my friend's turn to choose the movie and it was either this or the hangover. OH and the two girls sitting in front of us that felt the need to shout 'WOWW' after EVERY SINGLE innuendo throughout the ENTIRE movie, made everything a little bit more terrible
hallokitty15 2 years ago
I was actually bored during Transformers 2. Michael Bay is ruining Transformers. I agree with you about the robots voices, why do they sound like gangster rappers and unfunny comedians? They are making a joke out of Transformers. And Michael Bay seems to use women characters only for sexual portrayel.
nevereverhaveaface 2 years ago 2
haha, i'm glad my boyfriend payed for our tickets, that movie was soo horrible in every way.
candy coated turd indeed.
jesherka 2 years ago
I hated the first transformers movie and i have no intention of watching the second, especially after this review because i will probably think the same as you
you are awesome btw
5* x
xmadmomentsx 2 years ago
I'm glad I went to see the Hangover instead :D
7Flyleafrks7 2 years ago
Wow, Laguna Beach. That shows a lot about how bad this movie is. Maybe I'll keep my money for Bruno aha
Love4Local 2 years ago
I suppose that around 3:09 you are referring to the simple yet profound adage, "you can't dress up a turd."
bostopia 2 years ago
lol...sugar coated pile of crap....oh boy you make me smile!!
jadeddryad 2 years ago
Am I the only schmluck who enjoyed the film? I went into the movie wanting explosions, massive CG robots flawlessly rotoscoped into a Live Action scene, campy cartoon evil-villian voices, and Michael Bay delivered! :P
Yes there was a LOT of extra s--t thrown in there, and Megan Fox was just... c'mon, seriously? It was also a little long, but the Blu-Ray skip-to-a-scene feature is what I look forward to with this film! :)
greenpixel15 2 years ago
The point is, with a film, you're not supposed to look forward to skipping over stuff to get to "the good parts." It should ALL be good parts, and should hold together cohesively. That's what makes a film a film. Unfortunately, almost none of the general public realizes this, and that's why movie critics get ignored.
Frankly, I'm going to believe the NYT reviewer and the CNN reviewer who said that the movie was both "Cretinous" and "should be melted down for scrap."
schnickerdo 2 years ago 2
That is so sad that is all Americans want from a film. We have no standards..
:(
nevereverhaveaface 2 years ago
I disagree. I don't DISlike Garden State or Juno because there are no explosions or campy robot action. We watch films for different reasons. Being as the entire Terminator Franchise is basically one big cartoon, I treat it as such. If there is any artistic merit to watching it, it is in the brilliant art of the visual effect, which unfortunately these days is often overlooked as it it so overused. When Jurassic Park came out, which uses the same visual effects, the world was stunned.
greenpixel15 2 years ago
Also, Jurassic park was a thoroughly intelligent and diverse movie, as well as affected by the brilliance of Mr. Jeff Goldblum and other talented actors.
I'm a fan of special effects, but I'm not ok with basing a movie AROUND said special effects.
Cohenism 2 years ago
The Terminator is one big cartoon? The Terminator was a ground breaking series. The first 2 had such impact on cinema. Terminator 2 is such a film classic. And after the sequel they went downhill. I really did not like number 4. And I would LOVE if James Cameron directed Transformers 3! OMG =]
nevereverhaveaface 2 years ago
The reason these films are made so poorly is because most people are incapable of reviewing a film for anything more than it's explosions and hot girls. As an aspiring director, this is very disheartening :/
EmileyxSmiley 2 years ago
the comparison with laguna beach is ridiculously correct.
thank you for being so honest.
i havent even seen the first transformers, i dont think i'll bother now
heymcfly53 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
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foreigngod 2 years ago
I lose subscribers with every video I make. I don't really care, to be honest. Feel free to unsubscribe! :)
Cohenism 2 years ago
You almost unsubscribed because he didn't like a movie?
Wow. you're silly.
nevereverhaveaface 2 years ago 4
"didn't make that up, as much as i wish i had" lol!
idanceforiam 2 years ago
Oh gosh, I can't watch this yet. I need to see the movie! Miss your face though. Haven't talked to you in ages! (or watched any of your videos because I am mia from youtube)
colormekristen 2 years ago
i was going to see this movie yesterday, but then there was a thunderstorm and the power went out. you just saved me from seeing this today. haha, thanks!
w00tandyay 2 years ago
The only thing I agree with is the Megan Fox thing. I hate her with a fiery passion. and the ghetto robots, actually.
Other than that, I loved this movie. Sure, the dialogue was ridiculous, but it made it so funny. And it contained one of the most heart-wrenching scenes I've seen in a long time, though this was possibly only due to my childhood attachment to optimus prime. So yeah, for me, this film was *awesome*.
terranoctavian 2 years ago
i effing love you.
Sailorchica29 2 years ago
Despite what somw of my peers thought I didn't like the first Transformers movie and had no intention to see this sequel. Thanks for confirming my assumptions taht there are probably better uses of my time and money.
homonormative 2 years ago
megan fox had sex with them derectors
heliopolis07 2 years ago 2
this was great. however...a bit overdramatic, perhaps?
beezar216 2 years ago
i disagree, i think he couldn't have been more correct with his delivery.
vC8H10N4O2 2 years ago
I disagree I thought the movie was really awesome. I tend to be very harsh when it comes to plot and action films I pretty much always hate them. But i loved transformers 2....
allthelostones 2 years ago
The robot twins were as close as you can get to another Jar Jar Binks, funny but not that funny.
IainHarrison73 2 years ago
"...the proverbial cherry on this excrement Sundae" that has to be the best metaphor I have ever heard in my life and the perfectly bone dry delivery is what makes the whole thing work.
pyromaniacchica 2 years ago 4
Not gonna lie, I have never expected much from these films and going in with low expectations makes these films a lot more enjoyable. Explosions, zero plot, and robots beating the crap out of each other still isn't worth the admission price though.
EthanLoomis 2 years ago 2
oh man, you definitely hit the nail on the head with that review. I saw it a couple days ago and it was AWFUL. I thought the ghetto robots were actually racist in most ways. And Megan Fox's voice??? Seriously?? I hadn't seen the first one so I didn't know what to expect, but I wanted to claw her eyes out. she was that annoying. ARG!!
WorldofWit 2 years ago 3
I respectfully disagree.
Bay knows his audience for this film. He pandered to it, and he result is gold. I have never seen a theater so packed for the 3rd day the film has been shown, and never have I heard so much laughter and enjoyment from said audience. I am sorry you didn't care for it, but the majority of the people that left the theater with me loved what they saw.
Blocatan 2 years ago
How sad, the audience actually laughed? This movie tried way to hard to be funny and failed. It's like the writers read "Comedy for Dummies" or something. I really want Michael Bay to get fired...
nevereverhaveaface 2 years ago
I agree with this comment in every way.
Cohenism 2 years ago
The sex jokes were terrible and uncalled for.
They made me cringe everytime.
TheVlogSister 2 years ago 5
agreed :/
RaeAnnaJoy 2 years ago
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Xosgni 1 year ago
i hte megan fox
justsoawsomeness 2 years ago 2
she's still the best of the movie, I mean looking at her makes u forgert about that piece of shit story
TheMexicanBen 2 years ago
thanks for the spoiler warning. You are a considerate man.
mickeleh 2 years ago
You do sound extremely pretentious but you're also probably right.
I wasn't going to see it mainly because it's hard to go to the movies with only two dollars to your name but also because of this.
jiklar 2 years ago
Christy Carlson Romano...
SnakesAndWorms 2 years ago
i tried to make myself watch the first one so that i could watch the second one since it looked good but i couldn't watch it for more than 30 minutes.
jessthink7 2 years ago
even stevens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)
retrofaboo 2 years ago 3
and to micheal bay, as much as i love you special effects and i am not gonna lie, i loooooove the graphics, MAKING A SEQUEL DOES NOT MEAN ADDING TWICE THE HOTT GIRLS, THE CRUDE LANGUAGE, AND INAPPROPRIATE NAKEDNESS.
im no proud but for crying out loud, transformers is a toy.....obviously little kids are gonna be watching this.
whitneystarr 2 years ago
5. i love shia && everything, but paired next to megan fox, it was like watching a bad disney tv show, i get that a hott girl is great for the male audience or whatever, but seriously, who wears white SKINNY jeans in egypt while running away from evil decepticons??!!!! come on. i have a hard time walking up stairs in my skinny jeans!! haha.
whitneystarr 2 years ago
3. the two twin autobot character (whom i am guessing where created for the soul purpose of comedic relief) where inappropriate and quite offensively stereotypical and crude
4. there was sooo much unnecessary idiotic thnigs, like a full minute of some guys butt and crotch... and sam being seduced by the fembot thingy,
whitneystarr 2 years ago