Know Your: Ages of Consent! (Full Version)

[kellijo9311]

they didnt even say michigan wthh

[marketaruz]

america is fucked. seriously

[170sChannel]

trololololololololol

[pastadam]

Thats the dude from chronicle!! 

[serialslammer]

ya see kids there are certain states where love can blossom!

[forrestgumby]

I am going to play this video as my defense if I ever go to court.

[pirategirl717]

wooohooo 18 in Va!!!

[BigBenOnRs]

Im a lover in Virginia :)

[LaxRatBra]

You guys make some hilarious videos.

[TheJazuma]

y not b on the safe side n do it once u turn 18? or if u can't wait dat long, den simply don ask 4 d age, keep it real

[BobbyBartin]

0:16 Uncle Merve's head in the window. LOL

[boyevul]

I search for Todd Gaines (Timothy Olyphant in "Go") and this is what I get? I am confuse.

[Ubermicrocunt]

GET A LIFE

[deathbunny32]

I thought it's 18 in every state if you are older than 21

[help4343]

This video is completely inaccurate. There are no states in the U.S. where the age of consent is lower than 16

[fredcyrdawsontheoran]

@help4343 ive lived in both iowa and arkansas and that is the law...i even checked it because i had a boy friend that was a few years older than me...

[help4343]

@fredcyrdawsontheoran

The age of consent in both of those states is 16

[fredcyrdawsontheoran]

@help4343 14

[DocZombiePhD]

@help4343 Yeah, age of consent in New York is 17. It's like they're trying to get pervs arrested.

[instentvideo20]

so, i'm still confused if this is a real serious video of sex ed,cause my parents thought it was,i'm only 12,and u might have taught me some inapropiate things,well i can only blame u an my parents

[jot2b]

@instentvideo20 Everyone, please like this kid's comment immediately.

[AdventEdge]

@instentvideo20

Your parents thought a video with the phrase 'a legal cumshot' was a legit sex ed vid?

Oh lawdy lawd, you're so fucked when you're older.

[Sonicku]

alright im going to kansas!!! =D

[mikelae19]

In FL the age of consent is 16 if you are under 23 or younger. It is 18 if you're over 23. Don't ask how I know this.

[marmargurl88]

its 17 in new york i thought

[Umbra16]

Uncle Merv looks like the pedophile from The Lovely Bones.

[DoReMiMiFaSoLaTi]

... and OKLAHOMA!

[dsloveskc]

14 in new york?? fuck sake its 16 in the scotland

[shapeoflifepro]

this is wrong, the age of consent in missouri is 17.

[StupidButCunning]

@shapeoflifepro If you are over 18 but under 21, the age is 14. If you are over 21, the age is 17. Just to clarify.

[shabootie1111]

what are the restrictions that apply? lol

[dietwithmiller]

Check out my account for some blasfemous facts, or visit candynipple com

[kuozzi]

Is Jablonski Polish ? Uheheheh 

[birdscameflyingabove]

Welp, I guess I'm legal in Missourri and Iowa now

[ponchmasta007]

And the drinking age is 21......The fuck is up with that?!

[CityShushi]

@ponchmasta007 Thats the age our brain cells are done develpoping I think

[Hrothgal]

@ponchmasta007 Alcohol is a toxin which isn't good for you, obviously. Sex is good for you in many ways, you get some exercise, you are releaved of stress and tension and it releases a happy substance in your brain. Getting a child at the age of 15 wouldn't be the best though, which is why you should watch their previous episode!

[ponchmasta007]

15! Really?! That's kinda fucked up....

[kilik380]

@ponchmasta007 did you not watch all the way through? it goes to 14, then overseas (in some cases) 12!

[beastlybob123]

It's 16 in SC now, the law recently changed

[ninjaspion]

US is weird as fuck, WHY would you create over 9000 different laws for each state? Why can't everything be tha same shit?

[billybobbobbobbilly]

@ninjaspion that way different states can enforce different laws. For example, a highly populated state would most likely have different laws than a rural state.

[ninjaspion]

@billybobbobbobbilly Laws are rules created to maintain a peaceful social life. There's no use in having over 9000 different laws for each foot of ground!

[ecwinste]

@ninjaspion

State rights...Amendment 10: "Rights not given to the Federal government may be reserved for the states if not prohibited by the Constitution" This was the reason the Civil War was fought...states didn't believe the Fed Government had the right to restrict slavery in the states pre-13th Amendment.

Therefore, we have different laws for each state.

[SecularMentat]

@ecwinste Well the non-enumerated laws by the constitution anyway. but yes, that is true that each state can make laws that aren't already laws dictated by the Federal Govt.

[StupidButCunning]

@ninjaspion The United States is a rather large country & each state obeys certain federal laws that cannot be changed by state. Each state in itself has its own laws that are mostly uniform but minor differences tend to appear. (In the case of commonwealth states, such as PA, laws are often drastically different) A smaller subdivision than state often goes into County, and even city/town. Each of these can have their own respective laws & regulations to further restrict or liberate citizens.

[wassimzombi]

the ending song reminds me of arby n the chief somehow

[Shallowpool1]

WTF... I can't tell if i found that absolutly HILARIOUS or am disturbed that in my state i'm legally old enough xD

[xXBangomangoXx]

DAMN IT, I moved from New York to Texas.

[justaronee]

my girlfriend says that the law in Rhode Island (which he forgot) is 16, but what does she know... she's only five

[epictacowarz101]

lol 2:04  hahaha

[Zioobro]

cool!

[servantofthelord144]

An age of consent of 16 is ridiculously high in a reprobate society with immoral attitudes towards marriage. More and more teenagers are engaging in premarital sex. The age of consent is just a control mechanism to prevent young fertile girls reproducing and starting families with older, (financially and emotionally) stable men. It wasn't so long ago it used to be 13 in most places. Imagine growing old and watching your kids having to comply with an age of consent of 21. Isn't that silly?

[LilFrenchHornPlayer]

hold upppp its 17 in Illinois... but it 14 in Indiana? O.O wtf that isnt strange..

[LilFrenchHornPlayer]

lol 17 by me xD

[xsamx0xX]

its 18 in canada, which it should be everywhere. im from canada, and the rule is broken all the time, but still....

[starrtennis]

Holy crap! That is so young! (I'm from California).

[DavinaFaerie]

Lol, this was so funny... I'm now a subscriber... :0)

[wafflecone98]

Is it weird i want to move to Missouri?

[DavinaFaerie]

@wafflecone98 Yes buddy, very weird,lol

[xVitamanC]

Its 16 where i live :D

[TheProjectMJ]

Hey Jablonski!

[SuperRuckaali]

Yea 16 in ohio XD

[UbinTimor]

hes pronounced Oregon wrong... like everyone out of state does.. -_-

[1234yersiman]

Yehman is 9!

[EnvyExploits]

Sweden its 15 lol

[masterdroider]

@EnvyExploits 14 i Malmö

[meohmy1010won]

"Those are the a-ges of con-sent *Some restrictions apply" dude in the boy scout uniform "F**K" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[666thedevil1]

Thank god in washington state it's 16. Atleast are consent is 18 like the lower liberalist states(Oregon and california) Thank god the Morons, Democrats and politicaly correct people didn't get ahold of our laws.

[isidor87]

@666thedevil1 Haha, most over liberal europe the ages are way younger than it is in most over the US, and Washington State is also a liberal state :)

[doden1975]

I could not forbid myself a feel of envy to US people, when I watched this highly educational video. We Japanese must consent that, we are desperately in need of this kind of citizen voluntary effort. A lot of our good people are being captivated by otaku subculture and never come back to the real world. I beg your pious people pray for us. Please.

[168spnc]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen omg hahahahahhaah

[IsusaWH]

60 peoples are less than 14.

[metavash]

Thumbs up if you live in Iowa :D

[illmagnified]

OMGGG I FUCKING LOVE POYKPAC!!!!!!

[BiowareNut]

The kid from season 3 of "InTreatment" again!

[P0YKPAC]

@BiowareNut Good eye!

[LifeInABox100Years]

I feel so smart now :D

[MrXNODEX]

that is cool

[derangedslayer1]

Is it just me who think its unnecessary to say its 16 if its illegal to have sex with a 16 year old if youre 21+ ? then you cold just put a 18 limit lol.

[InuyashaRose4]

In new Mexico, if you have a 15 and an 18 year old together, is it legal?

[tommy99star]

lol funny in 0:57

[ZMIvideos]

fucking awsome

[GruntyStudios]

He never said Michigan, they just added it later.

[derangedslayer1]

But why even say age of consent is 16 in som states if its not for everyone? then you could just put a 18 limit of age of consent in every state? is it some state that its legal for example a man whos is 80 to have sex whit a 16 year old?

[xbry89x]

RAPIST GLASSES

[stefanjm95]

O_O ¬¬ shet!

[xXLissaTaylorXx]

wow i'm 14.... 

[TheYetiDick]

Iowa is right next to Illinois! Yes :)

[TotaLoco]

"Some restrictions apply"

"FUCK!" rofl

[PURRYSREN24]

new york here i come

[Emcily]

1:47 - 1:52 !!!! best part!

[missypie1995]

14??????????????????? 

[Entei2000]

LOLz

[MissDGMlove]

what..the..fuck O.o

[dafranx]

I don't see Pedobear anywhere, where is he?

[SuperWing0]

@dafranx he was bussy

[yotube155]

@dafranx Overseas, weren't you listening?

[llcdrdndgrbd]

I especially love that the bit on overseas consent laws was BASICALLY to the tune of "Lean on Me."

[dylannouri1]

0:17 in the bottom right corner of the screen

Uncle merv

[dylannouri1]

merv and perv

+1 if you get it

[nenekaguya2]

@dylannouri1 it's sort of hard NOT to get it...

[l3thDisciple]

Greatest P0YKPAC video by far!

[JackCoxx]

@Johndm1, That's not true, it's 16 here in Canada, the Conservative Government had brought in legislation that upped the age a few years ago.

[TheMouseSaysMoo]

oh gosh my state is one of the 14 ones xD

[outlawstar15a2]

Are you serious? We have states with ages of consent as low as 14?

[Johndm1]

@outlawstar15a2 here in canada its 14

[Minan3]

jablowski looks like bruce willis, more act like bruce willis XD

[ulfmusskacken]

48 users are the guy who sitts behind the bush

[Peachy6601]

Uncle Merv looks like the guy off of That Lovely Bones movie Bwhahahaha

[Miquella16]

haha, where the cops are really mean? the cops here just make friends with you. they're stupid and lame

[Malmern]

The dominant age of consent around the world seems to be 16,

atleast according to the map on wikipedia (en,wikipedia,org)

search for "Age of consent"

[nicksgirl545]

damn my friends r lucky

[eviljesus199316]

uhm just saying its 14 in maine XD

[MrKittrider2000]

In the bull-shit department; the whole world takes the cake. No one can agree on what is a child!! So what clearly defines a sex-offender and should these "sex-offenders" be locked up for something that is clearly legal in one state but not the other. DOUBLE STANDARD CREATES AN UNDERGROUND AGE OF CONSENT; WHAT IS GOOD IN ONE STATE OR COUNTRY IS GOOD IN ANOTHER@WTF.COM. Wholly shit you people in the world are stupid.

[dreapster]

@MrKittrider2000 That would be, "holy shit, you people are stupid." Yeahhhhhh......

[spiner507]

Wow 18 in Wisconsin, 16 in Minnesota and 14 in Iowa? WTF!! So all the nasties can leave Wisconsin and go to Iowa to knock up a child.

[poopmcscoopface]

im pretty sure ny is 18

[JohnGotti0831]

@poopmcscoopface new york is 17 actually

[forrestgumby]

01:48 epic dance break

[DMB0918]

Damn, yo, I thought it was 17 in Georgia. Best week ever! (Nah. I'm just kidding.)

[klc5173]

i thought this video was completely hilarious

but i am from ct and the age is 18

but whatever i'm not one of those people that hates on things that aren't completely realistic

:]

[Sugarpants78]

yeah, this video isn't accurate at all. 14 is the age of consent if you are within 4 years of the person you're having sex with, but age of consent for all ages is never below 16. I'm from Indiana. The age of consent is 16 not 14. I dated a 17 year old back when I was 22 and made sure.

[darkprose]

Jesus, very funny. Well done, kudos!

[waldoman7]

if you're blessed with wealth the age lowers to 12? screw the children i have money?

[drkphinx]

ok, i'm looking at the missouri age of concent. there's a loop hole.

"This does re-confirm our age chart. If you are over 18 but under 21, the age of consent is 14. If you are over 21, you may not have sexual intercourse with anyone under 17."

[drkphinx]

@drkphinx so technically it's not 14. only 14 if you are between the ages of 18 and 21.

[DJCick]

Rofl. A lot of states are very strict on these laws as well. I had gotten put on probation for sexual misconduct at age 16 when my girlfriend was 8 months younger than me at the age of 15. However, we began seeing each other when we were both 15. Needless to say, it wasn't a pleasant time in and out of court.

[waldoman7]

@DJCick wtf...i think you should have gotten a better lawyer. that doesn't sound right.

[RobotTickleFight]

i am 12 and what is this

[soad288]

you forgot Michigan! 0=

[zodac121]

omg this sounds like /watch?v=pdByXKbaWm0

in the begginng lol!

[Japeneseshadow]

 i dare some one to post this video on facebook

[109roadrunner]

i will fuck a girl who is 13 and i am 10

[Kigoz4Life]

@109roadrunner "oK"

[geassc12]

u suck

[tmwut]

"Some restrictions apply". FUCK!!! LOL

[EnigmaticUnseen]

Listen to the guy say "FUCK!" right after the cop says "Some restrictions apply". I keep looping it. Just his angry motion, it's making me laugh.

[mhoward220]

Mississippi's age of consent is wrong; it's 14

[shrek187]

Damn now I gotta watch the states song in Animaniacs.

[Peachyj06]

so is a lower number better or higher?

i live in az

[LuannBrazil]

Where 14 is the legal age for a cumshot LMFAO

[wilerman]

what aboot Canada?

[llanderaives]

nice in the rap^_^

[officialslash666]

16 years old is way too young they're all still kids; shit even 17 is pushing the buttons a bit. 18 is fine

[dylannouri1]

@officialslash666 lol pushing the buttons

[TheExlym]

I saw at 2:50 some guy on the left ? Who is that !

[shrek187]

@TheExlym

Chris Hansen from how to catch a Predator.

[Ginyustyle]

(Dance break)

[dylannouri1]

@Ginyustyle (extended dance break)

[Unforgiven783]

wtf lol

[Tensorskills]

If in Holland is "love" in the game, the age gap totally drops away.

So when a 30+ year teacher does his 14 y/o student. They get away by just saying they: yeah.. "love" each other.

Sometimes I hate this country, but yeah our weed is !!! if you know where to buy it. (NOT AMSTERDAM :P, too expensive there.. Try Rotterdam)

[dawgworld448]

so why is it you can buy condoms at any age? rofl. i was buying them at 13 and fucking chicks at that age does it really matter anyways..

[zetsu69z]

this was kinda confusing

[1ch190]

TIEM ME SUM CHILDRENS

[MikeZolkowski]

2:51 bottom left of the window is Chris Hansen!

[MetalMan139]

in belgium its 13 XD

[prdybrd]

scrumptious.

[intestinedogwars]

hell ya im going to indiana and getin LAID

[FaulTsHD80]

ohios 18 dumbass

[TheHeage]

THIS MAKE NO FUKING SENSE XD even when im from europe.. it does not.. as long two people love eachother you can do what you want -__- Fuck age <3

[LightLimoProduction]

Also 16 in UK :)

[nikkisar89]

THEN I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET 12

[MrKittrider2000]

I'd like to know what people consider a minor; I mean really. Is it 18, 17, 16, 15, 14? What is it really? This fucking shit is too frecking confusing. Why is the law so different in different states? We are the United States right so you would think the laws/opinions for "minors" would be the same right. Fuck this shit. Americans can't make up their mind until it deals with their kid or young adult; then it's all hell to pay when they play around. But then again neither can the world!

[nenekaguya2]

could not help but notice at 2:51 creepy guy creeping up in the backround XD Bottom left.

[sk8boardluka]

this makes me want to kill my self