The Most Disabled/Elderly-Friendly TP Dispenser Ever

[MentalMaladies]

Anyone else hearing Dr. Evil?

[DeltaHardcore]

need a dispenser here!

[joshpit2003]

one of the best I've seen, but shoot me the day I can't wipe my own ass.

[ao2579]

i don't think i need that much when i take a dump :\

[gussy1d5]

omg seriously????? i believe that if youre not able to fold ur tp to whipe ur own ass then u dont deserve to live

[RitvarLegend]

im looking for a dispensar that can clean my ass in the process

[homer1000bxl]

is av dispenser for peoples with huge ass

[RitvarLegend]

@homer1000bxl dont be stupid people with huge ass dont use regular toilet paper, why you think most fat asses go to bathroom with the newspaper? to read? no sir.

[carinaam28]

As long as you get the touch free infrared...id go for it

[LarisaHaer]

find the beast responsible for his brother's. I've watcher this movie free at Movie WATCHER . US

[logicaldistraction]

another episode of useless stuff

[tyson1919]

who folds??? give me a automatic scruncher

[Matthawk12]

!EREH RESNEPSID A DEEN

[Orlans72]

i need this dispenser!!!

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

Yo you gotta make that thing give you a little less, that's like 2 shits and the roll's gone lol.

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

Damn son, I didn't read the description, you need to put that in the vid or most people might miss it.

[cQnne]

in usa spy sapping my toilet dispenser. In soviett Rusiia toilet dispenser sappin my spy

[SkyboxMonster]

i dont know why, but thats funny.

[menderfire9]

Why buy another expensive electrical appliance 2 add 2 our already over-the-top collection; why not just manufacture & sell something already cut up into little squares like paper napkins or Kleenx? Think outside the roll. TP rolls R just a big nuisance anyway & you have to refil the holder almost once a day, so you don't even bother after a while, ya leave a bunch of rolls on the back of the toilet anyway, or worse, on the floor with all the dust & hair.. Ho hum, we ought to just reinvent TP.

[feuchster]

they already fixed that...

those toilets that spray a jet of water in your booty hole to clean it

[JustAHuman22]

Spy sappin' mah toilet dispenser!!

[UberGoggleBogglez]

Aahaha that's funny, I love when people joke about Valve inside jokes... and most people are unfamiliar to them lol.

[jgranados99]

and now something to wipe your butt without getting srap all over your fingers

[rosaliebuist]

yeah i think even when i was a kid i didn't use that much T.P.

[tp4unme]

It seems that most of the apprehensions here are centered on it being too wasteful or nonenvironment-friendly. But if you get to read the "more info" on the right-hand side of the video it'll tell you that its length output is totally adjustable. In fact cost-savings is one of the main features of this device. Thanks to all the feedbacks, keep it coming guys...

[artfuxxingmusic]

@tp4unme You should make that button dispense for as long as you push it down.

[tp4unme]

@artfuxxingmusic Thanks for the suggestion, I think output is one very important feature that is better left to every users desire, of course w/ a maximum limit set to protect the devise and the environment. Rest assured that it will be incorporated in the pre-production prototype w/ all the other improvements suggested on this site. Hopefully I could find a suitable partner/investor to help me make it available on the market soon. Thanks again.

[merkywave]

P. U.

[ponda101]

yay now i can be happy and still wipe my butt

[hockeystickbd]

It would not be totally hygenic, putting your hand into the hole to get the folded paper out would be where all the germs lie. Also you would be buying toilet paper non-stop with how much that machine spits out.

[agcurbaisti]

Uses WAY too much paper per go. Aswell as humans, there is also THE ENVIRONMENT we live in.

[rollergirl92]

Who cares about the environment, Greenie!

[agcurbaisti]

Sorry troll, no food for you today

[blackturtleshow]

Actually I think I'd be worried about clogging the toilet with wads of paper like that!!! Of course, the environment is important too! But when your toilet is clogged and you've gotta go... well you get the picture...

[agcurbaisti]

Hey, just out of interest, is yours a response to my comment below? Gmail is telling me it is. ?

[blackturtleshow]

I was agreeing with your original comment and adding that there is yet another disadvantage of such large amounts of paper being used. And then there is the compound problem of possible needing to use chemical to declog the toilet.

[w1ngspand]

Dude. I always crumpled my toilet paper up into a ball and then proceeded to wipe my ass with it.

[nybiz]

Dude crumpled tp is wasteful & ineficeient you need 10-20 shits for just one wipe plus u need to be 'crafty' to do the job. no.1 cause of clog ups...plumbers/rotorooters delight

[Dennist4ker]

me too!

[AlphaDweebPivot]

haha same

[mirkoheikkinen]

wet paper is better.

[ThaNorwegianDude]

uh gross

[iglo5]

gut gemacht

[andyweinstock]

Great ingenuity, keep it transparent so people can see your creativity, and believe they get clean papers... Although, the only way you can market this to "hotel's" is to put a computer chip in there, to limit the wipes to 4 per 8 miniutes. Also, use less paper in a demo to hotel owners so they will believe they can save money. People don't like using a roll touched by another person. (Good idea ) Works well, (economy, and ... "LUCK"!

[adwam1]

ok so this machine does the folding (going through three rolls a shit), who the fuck is going to do the wiping considering they can't even fold themselves? What about a rotating duster that the person sits on instead?

[calebjonese]

wtf

[Vinifera7]

Erm.. I normally use 1 to 4 squares (depending on how.. messy things are). This thing uses a quarter of the roll with each press.

[Gart7]

Thats some crazy diarreah

[kuposrock]

im pretty sure disabled people cant even wipe themselves

[truxton1]

Sure they can drag their ass across the carpet like a dog!

[xmvirus202]

This is cool, but would be destroyed by the trash that scratches graffiti and gang signs everywhere...

[rcbatti500]

what do you eat, whean it needs that much

papers?

[mavamaarten]

why would you use THAT MUCH toilet paper ???

[rlynn434]

I work for an organization that supports people with disabilities and would really like to see this product on the market.

[tp4unme]

Thanks for the endorsement. One e-mail I got sums it all:

"I know this thing sounds dumb to all the able-bodied people that read this page, but you most likely don't have any idea of all the stupid things that can be very difficult after a stroke.I am 24 and a week past the one year anniversary of my stroke. This could be great for older stroke survivors that need little more than to live out their last few years. This would have made my life easier.

Michael"

[lindapittsburgh]

i want one now!

it runs on a battery?

make me one

[tp4unme]

I appreciate the "urgent order"; let's just hope some manufacturers would notice and make it available in the market soon.

[imnutz6662023]

where do i get 1

[olivefobster]

Actually, thats way to much toilet paper for one use.

It should be like 4 sheets.

[nybiz]

If you read the "About this video" on the side, it says "adjustable" so I think it's actually neat

[CheesyCheese01]

Actually, I hate using public bathrooms, and I always thing someone might've touched the end of the toilet paper roll, and get all ocd about it, thinking someone's germs is on it. I'd really like it if we had something like this in public bathrooms.

[lealo51]

wtf

[dickie6000]

lol true davidleclaire

[davidleclaire]

lol thats the supedest thing ive ever seen, thats like making a chinese man eat a VHS tape underwater.

[pooponthehead]

what kind of person names his toilet paper thing deeper that guy has no friends

[Linkzcap]

You named it...deeper. Ok, then.

[redvictoria817]

Is this an actual commercial???

[battlesix]

why the fuck does it spin it? lol

[yerpaljesus]

sure does use alot of TP

[ninoisagod]

That is a revolutionary idea! I like the idea and its amazing.

1) people with those problems

2) easier so people wont roll up so much

things that are bad though i thought about

1) Children and people who just like to be jerks will keep pressing it and waste paper

2) Jams that will cause the machine to work improper like it automatically dispensing when no one touched it, or it not being able to dispense any.

Very good work!

[snuffsan]

haah why did the machine dispense like half the roll for 1 wipe?

[chapinmusic1]

why not

[Xethos25]

yeah, what if the dude had diarrhea? U need some heavy duty tp to handle ur shit fountain

[howla012]

i am really sure in the next couple years they gonna make a bed that you just wake up every morning and shit right on it without going anywhere, everything will be taking care of.

[smirnoffnaddy]

well actually they already made it. it's just that its only avaible to disabled people xD

[dirtjumper661]

That just blew my mind I'm totally going to get one for my home office building hospital and hotel.

[Benj898]

i want one... *scratches arse with back scratcher*

[LibbyLuuu]

lazy?

that is WAY too much.

the world will run out of air from cutting down trees before we get a chance to put those everywhere.

[tenchu231]

haha what an idea but you dont need that for cleaning poop : ) but funny thought i loved it!

[systematic101]

Are people getting so lazy they can't get their own toilet paper.

[fixitwithducttape]

too much and gay

[tp4unme]

The following are some of the actual letters/inquiries about the product received by the inventor:

[tp4unme]

Very interested in this model we are an internet company if you care to know. Not sure if you are TeePer or if there is someone else in the loop.

Please advise or call...

Regards

[tp4unme]

We loved your product. Please can you let me know if you sell these in the UK as we are a toilet company interested in your toilet paper dispenser. Thank you.

[tp4unme]

Isaw you video on your toilet dispenser and I was inpress

I live in Australia and I think there is a market here for your unit.

I would like to buy one at first to show to my partner. I can pay you with paypal please reply with cost and details. If you have a phone number I can call you.

Kind regards

Samson

[tp4unme]

Hom much does the unit cost, and to ship to the UK. OR can i purchase one in the UK?

regards

Mike

[tp4unme]

what is the price for de toilet paper machine??

i from Monterrey, mexico

i'm interesting for this machine

i waiting the price - tks

Carlos

[tp4unme]

I am sorry to inform you that we would not be interest in a licensing agreement for this product, as we are just a distributor.If you can find a company who will make it for you please ask them to get in contact with us as this product sounds like a good idea

Product Manager

[tp4unme]

Hi

I am a manufacturer and product developer.

I live in china and Canada.

Please email me at ...

I'd like to talk to you.

thanks

[obnoxious34]

God will any1 ever make a full toilet paper deluxe dispenser, cause i shit like an animal

[foodpicker1]

i take 1/4 of the roll of tp evertime so thats like 28 rolls a week =)

[lasheen88]

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[pedigo33]

lol thats gay (kinda)

[nybiz]

luv dis, for ladys, #1s & #2s are jiffys...isitin stors yet?

[paulie1982]

Yeah it uses too much paper,if people want more they can just press it again

[304wrb]

Thats a cool invention for the disabled.

[PsychoBob777]

Get a life

[WOWfrk21]

wow thats quite wad of paper there *SAVE THE TREES*

[ytmohanyt]

innovative idea..

[eurocarnumerouno]

I don't mind grabbing it myself :]

[digitalbathrxx]

exactly what i needed! THANKS Toilet Paper Dispenser Deluxe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rafaarias]

it uses too much paper

[Lalabaer]

oh man this is really wasting

i mean two sheets are enough

[byebyepc]

thats kinda sad that we need to have automatic dispensers.. how fat and lazy has America become.. seriously? Get up grab and wab and burn a few calories after ya push.. Sadly thousands of fat lazy people will buy it. NICE WORK AND CASH CROP!!

[harpersteven]

stuck for words.. sad

[rliuLY]

What a waste.. that's too much

ur killing the world.

[tp4unme]

If you read its description on the side of the video it'll tell you that the length output is totally adjustable. Cost-savings is one of the main features of this product. Thanks for your feedback.

[piercinglight]

Damn! Even I don't use that much toilet paper!

[sh0kr0k]

HAHA! Creative!

[pehubba]

Clever indeed! That would keep my dogs from making a mess with the roll of TP..Hee Hee!

[bernusconi]

Very nice !! I need that !!

[globalwolf]

So, our species has finally run out of useful things to make and we have been reduced to inventing automatic toilet dispensers and waterproof LCD screens. I knew it would happen eventually, just not this soon.

[sk8rbr0]

thats gotta be one dirty button

[tp4unme]

This is only a prototype. The actual product will have infra red sensor for a touch-free operation. Hygiene (cross-contamination prevention) is one of the main features of this product. Thanks for your feedback.

[creativewingman]

''what a waste of paper, a whole roll provides only about 3 asswipes''

''You know what, I don't like this type fold, it usually breaks and you end up touching your shit, I prefer to make a ball with the paper it cleans my ass better''

use water instead....

[aceman4533]

Kool but u don't need that much toilet paper...........or do you

[zazq1]

but this is one of the few excercises people do lol

[lagunaguy]

Set the controls for a lot less paper! Look at that huge wad of paper!

[browne3581]

sure you need that amount of paper to get rid of tag nuts..

[scruff3]

what a waste of paper, a whole roll provides only about 3 asswipes

[jivesssss]

what if your a scruncher?

[FoxRS]

Só podia ser americano...

[ollietwsted]

I remember seeing a prototype of this i wonder if these are the same people

[jamesdnz]

what if your a scruntcher

[2020fo]

I ummmm

[valnik89]

If you get a stroke, I don't think wipeing is a priority

[dsalpha18]

I think wiping is more important. You see, if your ass aint clean and you passed out with your ass dirty; the stretcher guys will have your ass faced up. Even if you recover in a few months, your ass is cheap.

[opticon12000]

yeah was gonna say, thats more paper than is needed surely, unless you have a spasticated ass hole

[beezwaxnotyours]

wow. i bet you feel really good about yourself. you invented a machine that rolls the toilet paper for you. but not only that, but it also kills a tree per wipe. good job. :P

RETARD!!!!

[roadrunner157]

I wad mine up anyways ;-D

And wouldn't the roll run out after about 4-5 uses? :)

it's cool, I've give it that

[patrickfinlan2]

lazy ass wipe

[SICKS2DEF]

clearly it is going to have a setting to adjust how much paper it gives

[marlboro8765]

much paper for one time use

[KnoxKorner1]

LAZY, fold ur own paper, and if u had a stroke, how r u going to whipe ur ass in the first place.

[UszTubez]

u'll use up the whole roll just to wipe ur ass like 4 times in 1 shit lol

[cegrocks]

That is a lot of paper

[solidsnake2730]

lol i want one that can wipe ur ass

[looserdotchicken]

too much paper here... WASTE!!

[legendarysim]

I think it gives out a bit too much toliet paper...

[jellybeansinc]

probabaly has a setting..

[darkrx777]

Mmmmmmmm toilet paper.

[penguinman2100]

Thats pretty cool. And it could use a few more changes (like mentioned, holding more than one roll) but its cool

[phalancs]

soo useless. economic??? lol. Needs power and although it might be adjustable (btw can it fold just two slices - i guess not), its complete nonsense. I am shocked that this is intended to be a real invention.

[Unrockstar1000]

i don't need paper. i use my hand...

^^

[RachelAndJosiah]

Am I the only one who read where it says "(adjustable) lengths of toilet paper"???

That means you can adjust how much toilet paper it rolls off each time. Come on people at least read about it before you start commenting.

[ragigigigi]

How...Will...That...Big Thing Get you Clean man!

[JAFrk]

what a waste of paper, i normally just use 2-4 squares

[Kaskitayo]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Sealy1986]

Another useless invention. If your too weak to spin and cut toliet paper while on the toliet, then you need to be on bed rest and poop and pee in the bed.

[ChaosNinja00]

If you're too weak...or if you're like the guy said and you've had a crippling stroke.

[Mrmonk9]

people at public resturants or other places wouldent buy those because it consums to much toilet paper, no person uses that much unless they go little to crazy with the toilet paper despencer so try and get it to fold less paper

[S2333]

It folds a bit too much paper.

[dxfan212]

i want 1

[Sareth92]

This is so awesome! :@

[BoredomInc]

ya way to much.

[D3vilsMinion]

ok.. thats just what the world needs automated TP

[haoqh]

It's cool, but I don't 'think' the world needs something like that.

[sinsshadow]

WOW! i need that XD

[omgeezeefosheezee]

wow, pointless

[yancaron]

No offense, but did you sell one of these to someone ?

[itsacatastrophe]

that's too much tp for one person

[fishy2509]

its gonna turn the whole world lazy

[derz0nk]

fuck ! great .. i need TP for my bunghole

[willofgod]

Very cool I like it. But why not make it fully automatic and send out the next handful when the first is taken out? Also you need to talk to some toilet roll makers and get them to produce really big rolls for it. It'd be less of a pain restocking it that way.

[MASHMUT3]

WAT IF THE TP BREAKS LOL

[tp4unme]

Guaranteed tp amount is just another good quality of this gadget as this prototype didn't have any premature break-offs ever.

[CosmoSkies]

(I'm not against your invention or anything) It's a marvelous invention, but I don't approve of it personally. It's because the world is becoming lazier and lazier because of these inventions.

[tp4unme]

I understand your apprehension but "promoting" laziness (as you consider it) is just one of the many benefits of this product. Being touch-free is hygienic, adjustable metered dispensing is cost-saving and environment-friendly, pre-folding is ADA/Elderly friendly and "drop & roll" loading as hassle-free are among others. I appreciate your feedback.

[Joanna204]

can I have one???

[chasemedownthehall]

i want one

[jickis]

That's a great idea for Airports, Hospitals or hotels!

[gijoedaisy]

What a great mother's day present!

[TazolozaT]

I dont know what to say...

[LongDriveChamp03]

i want that

[DR3TH]

jet water toilet all the way..

[32parklane]

pure genius! fair play 'tp'. :o)

have you applied to patent this product anywhere?

[tp4unme]

It's patent pending here in the US; in fact I'm trying to license it as I stated in its description. Thanks for the feed.

[32parklane]

Wicked - I'm glad you said that! :o)

How long does the US Patent process take on average?

I'm almost 2 years into a UK Patent application which can take anything up to 4 years on average, if successfully granted - related to the floating cellphone I've just uploaded for advertising/marketing sectors.

Your dispenser is so impressive & if you get the Patent wrapped up, I think you're on a winner - well played!! :o)

Best of luck, TP.

[benidormscouser]

i want one!!!

[cookalooka321]

ive rewatched this a couple times. I understand this could be helpful to some.

But for hygene, say in public areas if it does get to sell that far, which it is capable of, u should think about redesigning the circular areas that the paper comes out. because people with the nerve to stick gum in their, well, wouldnt be very hygenic would it? haha. good idea though, im lazy :P