worst band ever butchers "Cocaine" once again

[redhededstepper]

If they played any LOUDER they would get arrested. Thts horrible it almost sounds like something you would hear in hell.

[redhededstepper]

WOW they SUCK!

[feebeejeebees]

Unbefuckinglievable.......I'm really struggling to see how this bunch could get any worse. They have no sense of timing or tempo, no apparent music ability from either of the guitarists or the bass player, the drummer is totally afraid of his kit, and the singer - don't even get me started on the singer. And not one of them has an ounce of charisma. Fantastic entertainment for all the wrong reasons.

[REDSEB69]

The problem is volume.They can't crank it because there is a Db ordinance.They can't play any louder or they'll get fined. :)

[adamclark52]

This is the second video I've seen of these guys playing this song and he's still reading the lyrics off a piece of paper.

[KissfanNorway]

don't do cocaine, you can see what it does to ya all

[mrnirvana1000]

iF THE BASS PLAYER FOLLOWED THE DRUMMER, IT WOULDN'T BE HAFL BAD ON THE PART OF THE BAND. FORGET THE SINGER HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS, THE SONG AND HAS NO RYTHEM TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

[m10526]

slow as ever and bass sounds like a freakin fart! how hard is it to play cocaine it just like 2 chords and the chorus.

[scitsalcoryp]

Havent even listened to it yet and I know its better than Claptraps version

[berrypossum]

Jesus

[WayneStandsUp]

This is what happens kids when you do too much cocaine

[castletriglav]

"Out here in the perimeter, there are no stars.

Out here, we is stoned, immaculate."

Jimbo Morrison

[Mattowarrior777]

i want to book these guys for a party im having

[750SWR]

I love how the guitarist gets prepped for the solo section by placing his foot on the monitor and gets ready for his 8 second blistering solo, then gives the singer the nod like "now it's you're turn to shine" I would love to see some rehearsal footage of this band!!!!!!!!!!

[WayneStandsUp]

are you sure it wasn't a Toys for Twats benefit?

[JimmyB2033]

That sign that says "MUSIC" lied!!!

[Clapton432]

i think these guys had a bit too much cocaine!

[oiyabastard]

man he shines yeah he shines he shines,,, ROGAINE!!!

[Mattowarrior777]

is it toys for tots or a breast cancer benefit? ive heard both lol

[MrSixstrings2010]

@Mattowarrior777 these are two different shows. Inexpicably the music store hired them back for more!!

[MrSixstrings2010]

1) Lights do NOT make your band sound better

2) Singer reading lyrics off truck stop napkin is NOT a good look

3) Songs are assigned time signatures ie 4/4 6/8, it is NOT appealing to play songs in your own vicodin induced time signature which resembles nothing in the original song and makes the listener want to confiscate your instruments!

[Mattowarrior777]

@MrSixstrings2010 this rendition is a true work of art. you just don't understand it when you see it

[MrSixstrings2010]

@Mattowarrior777 I understand what i am seeing alright..this is brutal. True work of art?? IN what way????

[oiyabastard]

@MrSixstrings2010 dude,,, you win best comment , vicodine induced time sig haha,

[The121Hammer]

Quaaludes and Ketamine.

[mrjasondylan]

this is enough to put anyone off cocaine for life,they should use this video for the JUST SAY NO, anti-drug campaign!!!!!

[Mattowarrior777]

"i shoulda write it on flashcards"

[midiwarlord]

@Mattowarrior777 i think mark gormley manages this band, was probably his idea

[secretmiggles]

I find it sad that a worthwhile act couldve had this stage instead

[Jesusperm]

That guy said no to cocaine, but yes to heroin.

[townsvillefield]

they could do with some cocaine

[Metalflake111]

Was the big blue sign there to give us a clue? I'd never have guessed without it!

[321haircut901]

kids this is what drugs do to you

[axe187187]

cocaines a hell of a drug.

[angelinodecaesteker]

this was exualy the cover... heroiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­n

[MrDavemiley]

Don't whether to kill it or catch it and see what it eats !

[pajmf]

I was fortunate enough to see Cream at one of their MSG shows. If Eric Clapton had pulled out a sheet of paper with lyrics on them like this singer, it would have been the greatest show EVER!!! :)

[elvengadorcerocho]

are they drunk??

[TheRecordGeek]

gee, when i grow up, i wanna be as good as these guys!

[toddmastria1]

gotta go eat a steaming pile of turds then shit in my friend`s mouth be right back

[AirTractor24]

Just say NO to cocaine and these guys.

[dashizzler]

suiciding...brb 

[MrTimaines]

i love it when drummer dont follow the feel of a song because sooner or later the rest of the guys will catch up....right...>???

[align600snp]

bass guitarist is bad ass

[FatherofMan25]

also why are they performing a song called Cocaine at a toys for tots benefit?

[FatherofMan25]

hahahaha. im guessing they didn't tune their own instruments either being that they are somewhat in tune. best guitar solo ever by the way at 1:04

[stringsonfirevic]

this guys are even old enough to know that they can t play so please stop doing that

[hopeechangee]

@elizabethejl Was this filmed in Augusta, Georgia?

I see the "Big City Music" van AND that appears to be the "World of Music" storefront they're standing in front of.

[metrotv]

Is this Doyle Hargraves and his band from the movie Sling Blade ? Nothin but c**cksuckers and retards here tonite !

[MVPgoalie]

seriously? he needed the lyrics to cocaine???

[boomwa2002]

hahah its them again?!?! these guys are so funny. the singer is always in slow motion...

[scumgod13]

What's this Band's Name?

[VicodinKing91]

readin the lyrics from a piece of paper lol

[VicodinKing91]

their obviously not on cocaine right now

[JBAKOP]

it was filmed in secret.

[BobSellers]

Um, there's another video on youtube with these guys in different clothes with different amps....Like, they got a 2nd gig......AT a music store.......

[1000dirtydeeds]

only thing missing in this is a dont do drugs banner in the background would be classic

[RENEDU2]

this is the best band ever~

[ranzelrob]

LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA he's got the lyrics on a sheet of paper HAHAHAHAHAH

[ranzelrob]

no sense of time whatsoever......this is incredible!!!!!

[BobsterNchuckey]

I would have to be on cocaine to listen to that mess.

[vanillabeanduck]

Don't ever put your foot on the monitor like you're actually playing a good solo.

[geayarwy1]

I'm being 100% sincere when I ask..This is some kind of joke, right? Seriously, are they really trying? Or just screwing around for laughs?

[vaypoor7]

it says MUSIC....but I don't hear any....

[mindyjeremy]

well... i have found the cure 4 the blues... how could u NOT laugh ur ass off at this.

[UFOIST]

This is going into my favourites

[blacksheep21000]

Im pretty sure those the little tots got the shaft that Christmas.

[sickynarnar]

the lights make everything better

[Rimshot247]

I could see them making it in the Rock&roll Hall of Fame, the way things go these days.

[leftyonedonny]

Is the singer Todd from Beavis & Butthead?

[RobBurtonGuitar]

WOW......



[jimmytaaffe]

at least the light show kicks ass

[poatenamchef]

@jimmytaaffe the fun they had.you should try too.

[oiyabastard]

@jimmytaaffe lolololol,

[1325ACO]

@jimmytaaffe hahaha...YEAH!!! Those are some bitchin' lights MAAAANNNNN!!!! All 3 of them hahaha.

[1325ACO]

@1325ACO oops... I mean all 4 of them

[jwendt2003]

Please, please, someone follow these guys and post more videos!

[sparlyman]

...Awesome Tone.....Boutique Pedal ?

[panchodaman]

It does take a lot too get on stage:)

[kevinj813]

They should have stopped at 0:25

[the1spen]

Theres alot of upside to this band.

[Gloobner]

No real music store would dare let these fools play in front of their store. It's so terrible I have to watch though.

[ultrakool]

blame the timekeeper (drummer). it's like a nuclear meltdown, starting and ending with him. if you want to play music, you gotta have a solid rhythm section. the drummer is not capable, thus screwing up the bass player and singer. this is a no brainer...get a capable drummer, dudes and you might progress

[jpavlekovich]

Imma go stick ice picks in my ears now

Guys Keep going to school or working on the pig farm ,no tour for you

[jpavlekovich]

Imma go stick ice picks in my ears now

[P605652Pw9876543HyDr]

Everything has been said of their un-talentedness, fail surely. BUT has anyone on this Youtroll board pointed out that they played Clapton's "Cocaine" at a Toys For Tots gathering!?! Now that display of balls alone deserves a legion of reverence....

Well I heard the singer did "Don't Worry Be Happy" a capella at his 9-year-old niece's funeral, so I guess it's just pure mis-management...

[3watchit]

Was this the gong show?

[ThatKrookedVulture]

Holy fucking shit that was bad.

[jimmymarshall20]

Best solo ever? He played about 3 notes

[scotty2680]

If you got hair that thins, and you, got the bends,  Ro gaine.

[madmatix]

I half expect the drummer to just get up and walk away...and the singer...oh boy I have not seen such enthusiasm since comedian Steven wright.

[deadlyduk]

I like the people talking in the background.

[MrRoadkill50]

this band needs some cocaine



[OnTheStreetScene]

This is your band

This is your band on drugs

Just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[monkymonk6]

Oh wow, this is frigging terrible! Have seen some s**t on youtube, but this is the worst!

[jonesy97]

Epic solo. I mean, WOW! I hope Clapton sees this. Nice tribute to him.

[PV2Rucci]

see they just don't understand. You have to be on cocaine to play the song good. Trust me i tried sober once and it was a bad experience. But then i got high on that powder and boom it hit me.

[SYNguitar14]

"The Walking Dead: The Musical."

[yappertrap]

cocaines a hell of a drug

[Fis10n]

who let jethro on the stage?

[studman4250]

at least they have good taste in music

[edgemark1]

wait how are they that old and that bad?

[edgemark1]

holy fuck is he reading the worlds easiest lyrics from a note pad!! Jesus i can die now this shit is absolute nirvana

[stevenwarr43]

toys for tots huh......well nothing like talkin about cocaine at a benefit. Hey next we should teach the children how to make homemade crack pipes while listening to old dirty basterd

[deoss69]

wow Thorazine is helluva drug 

[runlikeazemu]

Die...all of you.

[garrettmillerdrums]

LOL, he's reading lyrics from a cheat sheet. Classic.

[takingdaggers]

Totally in the pocket!!

[dbmayne]

Complete looks pretty clean-cut here.

[RuckasNucka1100]

where is this music store located haha i wanna go there

[juiceman1965]

Amazing stage presence by the singer

[HackerGuitarist]

they should rename this quaalude

[bubbleboy099]

these guys are totally fuckin terrible.

[aliceborealis]

Oh man, that song is forty years old, and the singer is using notes. Fuck they're bad.

[rocketbaer]

not cocaine beer and prozac

[mbphofan]

the most brutal thing about this display isnt the fact that they suck, its the fact that none of those pussy fucks had the balls to tell them they suck. Its the exact same as when you see a shitty singer on american idol.....their families and friends encourage them, knowing full well they are just going to embarass themselves. They dont understand that the crowd only claps cause they feel sorry for them, and the band is too fuckin dumb to realize

[mrdrprpatrick]

reminds me of that little boy's mother's boyfriend's band from Slingblade.

[buskid]

I can here the band saying "Are we done yet? Can we leave now?"

[ngingango]

When I read the "worst band ever" title, I think, that's not tru, only a joke.

But they are really the worst band I've ever seen.

[nordic27]

Guess there were not any other bands available...darn shame. Always wonderded what a band would sound like if they woke up from their nap early and tried to play.

[killsing]

I heard the kids gave the toys back after this performance. 

[vcough]

Its amazing how they all suck equally. A perfect storm of shitty performers. Who convinced them that they were good enough to play in front of an audience, no matter how small it might be?

[hickrystyk]

Dig their energy!!!!!!!

[Hye5oul]

@hickrystyk and enthusiasm 

[stratorarious]

@hickrystyk lmao and the cool light show!!! : D

[elohead]

I find the light show particularly apt.

[jimmytaaffe]

Awesome light show.

[abeastlyphil]

is this in Augusta?

[KingOfParrots]

They got better

[connieconcon123]

these are grown men!!!!!

[stringcatt]

I was kinda expecting a semi truck to come out of nowhere and .........

[saingrimes]

When your singer looks like he just came from homedepot=cocaine

When your lead singer needs a lyric sheet onstage=cocaine

When your bass player just got done running a 4k run=cocaine

Cocaine

[jester2k71]

They should have let people throw toys at them..they would have collected alot!

[GuitarJaeger50]

I'm not getting it. Why would some dudes who look sober, do something like this?

[masamunex82]

Nailed it.

[ajarroyave]

i honestly wish they would make more covers. when i watch them i feel like i'm frusciante.

[acenace24]

Wish these bitches would stop talking!!!

[GAMEREVIEWERMAN]

are they all playing a bass WTF 

[thomasjeeh]

i think the rest of the band messes up mainly because of the singer doesn´t have any sense of rythm

[HorticultureShow]

@thomasjeeh - I respectfully disagree. none have the greatest sense of timing. i think the girls talking sounded better than this band LOL. im not trying to be mean.

[ultrakool]

@HorticultureShow i think you're right. i was blaming it all on the drummer, but besides having horrible timing during the fills, he holds it down pretty well during the verses. yeah, they all just need to practice alone with a metronome for a few weeks...or years..or whatever it takes

[billkasperdotcom]

Having to read the lyrics for Cocaine from a cheat sheet: Priceless

[GatsbysGreenLight987]

Can someone please tell them to do a duet with "Nichole337". If you dont know her just look her up on here. it would seriously be the funniest stuff ever lol

[halovandal1]

funny thing is...they were signed to a fat 6 figure deal right after this gig......

[MindstormRecs]

Lol he's got the lyrics on a piece of paper, christ just remember the words. It's not that hard

[ty1on77]

in my experience, cocaine makes you better at music. Perhaps I need to indulge in an 8 ball to finish watching this fucking crap

[superdelfino10]

The foot on the monitor during the seemingly atonal guitar solo is a good touch.

[ltandthefruits]

An hour earlier they were hanging drywall in the store, really great work.

[OnAir21]

This is what coming down off of cocaine sounds like.

[matteoprez]

Cocaine is what they need.

[gorrill63]

why didn't the police arrest these guys?...at the very least the music store employees should have comeout and kicked there asses

[pokit555]

Eat your heart out Clapton

[fallingup90]

Oh man i hope they don't use that sax!

[iamdelisa]

Bloody ears......

[ryno13373]

a cocaine song at a toys for tots benefit, these guys are american arent they??

[RochelleRockz]

wonder if eric's seen this...

[WildcatCDN]

Have any of them actually heard "Cocaine" before??

[Rattlehead15]

@WildcatCDN No, but I think they just ingested a shit load of it!

[bear06460]

for some reason this version actually does sound slightly better than the other one in 6/pi time

[sarahslimshady14]

is this idiot looking at the lyrics on stage? wtf!!!

[rolobass]

I WANNA TAKE THEM ON TOUR AS OUR OPENING ACT....THEY WILL MAKE US SOUND AWESOME-LOL

AT LEAST THEY ALL SUCK EQUALLY-THEY HAVE A NICE BALANCE OF INPROFICIENCY

[rolobass]

I WANNA TAKE THEM ON TOUR AS OUR OPENING ACT....THEY WILL MAKE US SOUND AWESOME-LOL

[TheAlphafly]

It looks like they passed all the day masturbating and after they went on stage.

No energy at all, quite depressing. They are slooooooow...

[howzaou812]

First band in history to crank the bass up so loud that no other instrument is audible. Not too smart guys. Get back to raping women and pan frying road kill.

[peanutbutterisfu]

i have respect for any one gettin on stage ,but i never get y people get into a big rush when there not ready

[TwistedDrummer69]

Jesus guys. At the very least memorize the freakin lyrics!

[susntowner]

Cocaine song @ a Toys For Tots benefit???? Really????

[jameshenerysims1]

They need some COCAINE! They might play better, or get a moment of clarity, and see just how disgraceful to music they are!

[ihaveaverybadcold]

how the fuck can you butcher this song....its the easiest song to fuckin play....this isnt a story of "never give up" that there so called "interview" tries to make out....this is a clear case of not giving a shit and not practicing ...theres steps you gotta take ....and the first one is to learn how to play

[MindstormRecs]

@ihaveaverybadcold So true, I completely agree with you lol