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  • Man you remind me of my uncle Jim. Good shit dude

  • PS Harley Got it style its Rep from real bikers.. Not the other way around.

  • HA HA what the HELL ? Thes poster got there head up ther @ss . So for you idiots that could not hear what this bro is saying mybe I can help you ....So you jerks are saying to be a cowboy all you got to do is buy a cowboy hat and then you know all about it man now you ready to rope and ride haha..... GO have fun but PLEASE stay the fuck away from us.

  • Alright dude imma tell you something, quoting just about evry line from that one harley davidson commercial to try and sound like your a bad ass is strait bull shit. Just cause you can memorize shit that sounds cool don't make you a biker. I mean if you wanted people to hear that shit you should have just told them what to type in on YouTube so they could just watch and listen themselves. But no you had to try and act like those were your words and ended up fucking yourself over.

  • HAHAHAHA Harley "live by it" remake!!!!!

  • I sand the H-D right off as soon as I get a new one home. Custom paint it and it's MINE. No FTF, but I don't even own an HD t-shirt. I don't care what you ride. Piss the jap riders off, they quit riding and hate bikes period. This hurts us all on the road, and in the legislature. Am I a Biker? Am I a Dead Head? A good Dad? Stupid shiite, but thanks for the video.

  • A yuppie biker is a biker, but a biker may not be a yuppie biker. I may not ride a Harley, but I ride 365 days a year, rain, wind, or shine, and only become a cager when I need to haul something that's too big for my bike.

  • @dewerk

    yes thats just what i wanted to say, a real biker is someone who rides his bike allot preferably in winter also.

    A yuppie biker is someone who negatively compairs his harley/racebike to my shitty japanese semi rotten commuting bike when he just arrived cozy and warm in his car.

    Also a real biker doesnt think its cool to ride a bike, or even think its an extension to his personality (lifestyle bullshit). He just likes to ride it, i mean what more reasons do you need?

  • @dewerk

    yes thats just what i wanted to say, a real biker is someone who rides his bike allot preferably in winter also.

    A yuppie biker is someone who negatively compairs his harley/racebike to my shitty japanese semi rotten commuting bike when he just arrived cozy and warm in his car.

    Also a real biker doesnt think its cool to ride a bike, or even think its an extension to his personality (lifestyle bullshit). He just likes to ride it, i mean what more reasons do you need?

  • TO ALL THE COMMENTS. A REAL BIKER IS HIM WHO RIDES FOR HIMSELF! A REAL BIKER IS NOT HIM WHO HAS MONEY OR HAD FROM HIS PAP MONEY AND BOUGHT A HARLEY OR ANY OTHER BIKE JUST TO SHOW OFF AND SAY: HEY MAN WE ARE BROTHERS CAUSE I RIDE A CHOPPER! SUCK THIS ALL ASSES RIDE THE ROADS EVERYWHERE AND SEE IF YA GOT BALLS TO MESS WITH BIKERS AND COLOURS!!!

  • wow you really are lame! I know plenty of guys that buy new bikes every year, just cuz ur poor doesn't mean they ain't yuppie bikers!

  • to the ones picking it to death and harley bashing,if you dont like what the man says ,i hope you got enough sence to move on,nobodys has to read it,personaly i agree with him.

  • ITS THE CREED AND YOU AND I KNOW IT...PERIOD !

  • Is there even such a thing as a "yuppie" anymore? I thought that term went out in the '80s.

  • Man i dont give a damn if you ride a HD or a little 250 honda rebel. If you have the BALLS to risk your life to ride man your a biker. Its not about what you wear or even what your ride man its about the love of the open road!

  • Itchy, I have been on a bike since I was ten years old. Now I am fifty six. I know what you think about the yuppie wanna bees but be open minded. They may love bikes and all the things you do as well. Where else can they start out and be old timers eventually? They strive for the same thing we do but are not mechanics or hands on people. Few are these days. Cars and bikes have fuel injection and computer chips now. They may have other qualities.

  • thanx for posting--it reminds me of me-

  • thanx for posting--it reminds me of me-

  • Saw that HD video once to often, have ya? Get a bike and get out on the road so next time you won't have to quote a commercial.

  • im not baggin on you for this because i believe in this 110%, but you took that from Harley Davidson's live by it

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  • itchymoche, you ever try just being yourself?

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  • I think it's all a state of mind. What seperates them from the yuppie bikers is. The yuppies are only "free" when they are riding. But feel mentally trapped when they are in the office in their suit and tie.

    I'm sure the real bikers always feel free and independent, no matter what. It's all mental.

  • Sounds like the creed of an anarchist.. Which in my book is a good thing.. I am not a biker but I can identify with your belief in escaping to real freedom ..

  • i hate all this mess about hd being the best and only the best ride hd. i love hd, its a great bike but they are way to much these days. the oldtimers back in the day made there bikes from the ground up with parts and crap that they could find for free or cheap not all this chrom crap and shitjust to say mine was more then yours. i have a 69 bsa a65 bobber built from the ground up with my two hands and a buddy. its not fast its not flashy but i made it, me. my bike isme not hd.

  • So true!

  • "riding down the road at 80 mph in tight formation" just about killed 24 members of Brother Speed this past September.

    (google "brother speed accident")

    Lucky for them, Oregon is a helmet law state. Those guys definitely weren't yuppies, itchy.

    Ride safe, live long...

  • this guy's cool

  • word for word, Harley commercial.

  • He talks shit!

  • go ride and get off the internet!!!!

  • HFFH

  • great man, the next video will be about how you invented the bike, and the bike was only invented for you...and "nothing else matters", just the neccesary quote for good measure & credibility

  • Real bikers have webcams and make YouTube videos?

  • Hey man would you mind if i repost this on myspace page ?

  • You can do better to find the original Harley video ad. That's where I picked up this spin-off. But if you really want me... post away!

  • @tdreed64 

  • why do people bust on the yuppi bikers.

    HD would be flat broke without that cash.

    HD would be long gone!!!!

  • I will ride what I ride and dont give a shit what others have to say. I ride to be free and alone. Always have and always will till the day they chuck me in the ground. RHDF.

  • It's about 2 wheels, the road, fun, family, close friends, and loyalty. Sums it up. No one can define a biker, but you sure can define a yuppie that's for sure.

  • I rode Harleys for 20 years I started on rice burners Now Im back where I started I got sick and tired of all the bullshit that goes with Harley Why keep dumping money into something that you'll never get it back out of? I ride because I want to not to look cool or impress someone Who really cares what the name plate says? Every bike built anymore is ASSEMBLED in the USA with JAPANESE PARTS Most of the so-called Jap-junk has as many American made parts as a Harley I worked at a Harley dealership

  • personally the so called "yuppi biker" or the "one percenters" really dont bother me....Cause they are who they are, not trying to be anything different just because.....If you want to dawn sneakers with a polo jacket and ride your 30 grand harley that you just bought cause you can, then more power to ya....I can only buy used, then i slowly build the bike i want one piece at a time and do all work myself cause it saves money....But you can bet if i had the money id be on a 30 grand harley.

  • im not a one percenter...but i still get a kick out of the clean cut douche bags standing outside a bar with a smoke trying to put the fear of god into people. im 20 years old for christs sake...im no hard ass. but i still would love to put my boot into some of their faces. i know my role, know yours.

  • just because someone rides, is clean cut, and smokes does not mean they are trying to be a badass...i ride with a modern day VET club, where alot of dudes are clean cut....I would prob. venture to say that they are some bad asses and have proven it in Iraq and Afgahnistan...But they also never start fights and try "act" like a bad ass....They just enjoy the brotherhood and riding...Some people get scared or intimidated by guys like that, but they are all hard working good guys...

  • yeah....u missed what i meant completely. the guys who make fun of other riders for not having a hd...talking shit to guys they (or even I) have no business talking shit to...literally talking about how badass their ride is compared to everyone else's. those assholes who feel like they have something to prove. they're the ones i was talking about.

    i wasn't talking about vets or firefighters who ride. they have balls and we all know that.

  • i agree

  • no one says yuppie anymore, I real hard ass free biker would't be on you tube dumb ass, and yah I ride a used harley

  • Someone has to teach y'all what the life is about.

  • you are exactly right ,a real biker wouldnt be on you tube making punkass videos like itchymoche does

  • @NickErdody3 Your here arent you?

  • @tdreed64 i ride but i am a songwriter, and an artist, a welder a tree man and a landscaper, a father, and a good friend that happends to ride and like motorcycles, sorry it took me a year to reply, guess i am not on here much as you think

  • Forget harley, I ride a BSA I built myself and I'm 21 yrs old. We're all riders out there lets just have fun

  • I ride a '61 XLCH ironhead kick only, magneto no battery who needs one. I'd like to see a yuppy kick start my bike. It'll throw 'em over the handle bars. I Don't need no push button start, no radio, no heater, no reverse gear, no fricken garage door opener, no cell phone, no windshield, no cup holders, no tow hitch, no turn signals, no cigarette lighter, no gps, no cruise control, no luggage rack, bolt on chrome covers, no belt drive, no shaft drive, no computer chips, no digital meters.

  • Wow, you must be one TOUGH internet redneck.

  • To me, this garbage is hilarious. Guys like this claim bikers are independent, free-thinking, non-conformists, yet bitch like crazy when someone comes along who isn't EXACTLY like them.

    They hate anyone ("yuppies," etc) who rides a different bike, wears different cloths, rides differently, or whatever.

    In the end, these guys are the ultimate conformists and those they criticise are the true free-thinking individuals who refuse to goose-step to the ideas of what a "real" biker is.

  • Glad I could entertain you with a good laugh then Yuppie. RHDF

  • you are a fucking punk itchymoche

  • Well said...It's the bike scene that's takin the hit and the rest of the world is finally closing in on them with new,better,cheaper rides to choose from.

  • @stewartx5 Could'nt have put it better myself! I dont wear leathers as i dont want an animal to die to save my skin. Dont like group riding. Dont do beer,dope or hog roasts. I will help any biker in trouble whether he's on a race rep, harley, BSA, or whatever. I do ride all year round and will to the day i cant or im dead.

  • @stewartx5 Hahaha!!! I agree. Im not a biker at all..... but I do true believe what a yuppie biker is all about. Its these people didnt care earlier, now that they see what freedom could be.... but, they want to be rebels and stay on the good side! I think their confused:) But thats not what its about..... its about feeling the wind and being free, and STICKEN It to The MAN!!! Ya to the yuppies:)

  • I agree compleatly with not caring what the "man" wants!

  • I don't have little flaming skulls all over me or my bike. I guess I'm not a real biker.

  • You said it all, Itchy!  Great video.

  • Ummmmmmmmmm Get your AZZ out of your Butt!!! Just cause you ride a Harley, doesn't make you special. My Dad raced Harley's before you were born!!  It's all about putting your face in the wind!!

  • Get your head out of your own ass! I never mentioned Harley davidson once. It's all about riding motorcycles... period.

  • you are a fucking punk and hopefully il get to meet you at some of the big bike events and il be able to tell it to your face in front of all of your friends if you actually have any friends.you are a weasel headed chickenshit bitch

  • It doesn't matter if you're riding for 3 year or 30years, It doesn't matter if you ride a heavy cruiser or a sport motorcycle, It doesn't matter if you gave 500 or 20.000E, what matters is that the air that hits your face is the same with everybody else. If you understand that then you are a true motorcyclist. Safe riding and always standing my friends :)

  • Amen brother. I agree wholeheartedly.

  • A "real biker" is someone who IS riding a motorcycle. Once you step off the bike you are a "real pedestrian". Unless of course you're one of those people who eat up Harley Davidson's corporate marketing and try to make it into some kind of religious philosophy about how to live their lives. Then you're just a "real idiot".

  • Thanks for watching... but when did I ever once mention Harley Davidson? It's all about motorcycling. period.

  • You admitted earlier that you just recycled the HD advertising line.

  • Wow, i dont think you could be any more corny if you tried o_o

  • Glad I could give you a chuckle!

  • You are destroying your own "individuality" by conforming to a standard hyped, mass produced, and sold by Harley Davidson. If you were a real biker you would have had no reason to even explain what it is to be a biker because you would know you are one and would know one when you saw one. It's not about being different or a rebel. It's about being.

  • Good points! That you are right.

    In this video, I was actually doing my own spin-off of the original HD commercial just for kicks.

  • 80 mph in a tight formation like fighter jets.

    That's some funny stuff dude.

  • It's not funny when your riding with novices, or as I call em... yuppies.

  • I also believe in freedom, that's why I've been an Infantryman in the U.S Army for the last 17 years.

    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to turn gasoline into noise with out the side effect of horse power.

  • My hats off to you soldier! My son just returned from Iraq with a Purple Heart.

    Harley? yep.. noisy and low on the balls. I also ride an R6. That's a bit snappier!

  • SV650 4 LYFE!

  • TECHNO VIKING TURNED REDNECK !!!

  • Oftely pompus to make the claim that you are a "Biker" when you seem to fit the exact description of what you hate. If you all go your own way, then why do you ride in formation? And what is gained from countless freeway miles? I'd be willing to bet that most of us on here clock more a year then you do, and we do it in the twisties, and the cities, rain or shine. Yea, I ride a suzuki (an sv650 to be exact), and I wear full gear, so I guess I'm not a biker. Hopefully I never will be.

  • bookbuck10....Hahahaha you crack me up! Why would you even mention that you ride a sv650, that has to be the pussiest bike around next to a Ninja 250! You should really think about what you spout off about before mentioning the POS bike you ride! My HD Street Glide would lay the smack down on that bike in a heartbeat! Oh, and the comment on freeway miles...we ride because we are free and not weekend rocket racers. I very seriously doubt you ride everyday rain or shine... what a putz!

  • Just another reason to distance my self from dirtbags like yourself. Do something origonal with your riding instead of following the masses to rallies and riding in formation and spouting every filthy biker cliche. I have news for you, buying a Harley and looking the part no matter weather your a yuppie or not still makes you another drone in the black t-shirt crowd....

  • Your point is???

  • That's a nice desk you've got there. Is that from IKEA?

  • Walmart

  • Typical. Let me guess, this guy drives a pickup to haul the trailer because his chrome child is a trailer queen. He has more H-D clothing than not, doesn't know how to use the front brake, and accessorized from the H-D dealer. I fail to see the freedom in that.

  • All wrong assumptions.

  • Real bikers listen to rock music on their computer with a gel mouse pad and they make videos bashing yuppie bikers to post on youtube while sitting in their wood paneled den.

  • Correction... my log home.

    Thanks for watching.

  • real biker's dont need "custom chrome", skulls, flames, "ape hangers", or the name brand of harley on all your gear and personal clothing. also, the highest accident rates are those of middle aged men buying harleys for their first bike. young "yuppie" bikers have faster response time, and safer more reliable bikes than harleys. and, if your a real biker, why bash a younger person who "spent alot of money", all they want to do is get into riding? plus, harleys are real expensive and unreliable.

  • If you had watched any of my other vids... you'll see I am only bashing those "middle aged men" as you speak of. It's all in fun and my hope is that they will learn to ride safely. I also see many of them crashing and burning.

    As for reliable... my 99 has over 50,000 with no major problems.

  • Hey silent munky... you are dead wrong! If you look at the stats the majority of injured or killed riders range from 16-28! Obviously you have no idea what you are talking about. I've seen many kids being scraped up off the ground doing stupid shit on crotch rockets to show off to thier friends. My son rides crotch rockets and is a very good rider, but does his crazy stunts on a closed course where he wont kill anyone else or himself. Unreliable Harley's? Tell that to my FXR with 150K on it!

  • btw, if you're on the svrider forum, thnx for that last quote

  • It's fine if the so-called "real bikers" want to have some sort of prerequisites and criteria a person needs to meet before they can meander into a "biker bar". The problem is, that if they want to impose criteria and select which people *belong* and which people *don't*, doesn't that whole thought process thumb it's nose at what they profess to be "about"?

    "We're about Freedom".

    Yeah.....I guess as long as you get to dictate to others how much "freedom" they should be entitled to.

  • And really, how independant and free of society are you? You sound like a Harley commercial almost verbatim in some passages.

  • It is the Harley commercial. I read most of the script.. just ad-libbed a few lines.

    Thanks for watching my vid. I have 156 other vids that may entertain you too. RHDF

  • yeah, you're really a hardcore biker, i can see you're living life on the open road, woaahh! no wait, you're sitting inside what looks like some kind of basement video bitching on youtube. You represent everything i hate about harley "bikers." I'm 19, and i'm willing to bet my entire life savings that on the road and on the track, I'm 10x the rider you are you elitist pissant.

  • omg you are an idiot.

  • Some folks spend way too much time trying to define themselves and feel special about who they are. If the so-called "real bikers" profess to be about "freedom", perhaps they shouldn't spend so much time dictating to others who belongs in the "biker bar", or who attends the rally or pig roast.

    I ride, but probably wouldn't meet many of the "real biker's" other criteria. Next time I bump into a *real biker* at a rally, I'll be sure and ask if it's okay that I'm out trying to be "free" too. ;-)

  • LOL!! Funny vid.

    FYI: The best measure of a 'biker', a 'motorcycle rider', a 'motorcycle enthusiast', WHATEVER label you care to use is: The odometer.

    It's really that simple.

  • Well, there's 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

  • i dont really know what you mean by yuppies that spend a lot of money on their bikes and leathers when harley bikes and harley gear is the basically the most expensive shit out there just because of the title. And i think your wrong in general just to judge a person that walks into a bar with leathers and a bike assuming their a yuppie unless they have tattoos and a handle bar mustache, being a biker isnt supposed to be about IMAGE..if people love to ride let them fucking ride man..stop judging.

  • Hey itchymoche, he bud I have seen several of your videos for the first time tonight and keep up the good work. You don't have to explain yourself to these fuckin retards, there pissed that what you are saying in the videos is pointing the finger straight at them.

  • Yep!

  • Have you been outside lately?You need to get outside more often and look around.There are more people riding now days then ever.Not everyone wants to be a biker,they just want to ride.I think you sould take a long look in the mirror and tell us what you see.I see a dirtbag that thinks he's a badass biker.By the way why do they call you itchy?is it because you dont take a bath.

  • I'm free, I want to go my own way! Your name should be Mr. Cliche!

  • Kind of ironic how you recite that Harley video on their website while talking about "freedom".

    What's so free about regurgitating what is after all a corporate marketing campaign?

  • The freedom has nothing at all to do with corporate HD. It's all about in the wind...period.

    I did spin off from the original add, but don't recall mentioning anything about Harley-Davidson. It's way bigger than that.

  • I understand what you mean. I ride too, but the video seemed contradictory because what I said above. Don't take it personally; just wanted to get your response.

  • I BET HE HAS AN EVO

    POSER

  • There's no posing about it. I've ridden an evo for 9 years. Wore it out. Wrenched on it. Wrecked it. Rebuilt it. Still ride it.

    Poser.

  • amen brother, I will drink with you any day

  • Ooooo-KAY....

  • wow you recited the thing off the harley deal,kinda cool

    to me its about freedom only.

  • Itchy, thanks for that, you said it all

    Dynamike thanks for the link to this one

  • itchy you hit the nail on the head with this one something to live by

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