Confucius Say:

[xXTOPGUNXx323]

confucius say " its good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl"

[boneasas85]

Bullshit

[supertrev56]

confucious say he who stick dick on hot stool get hot rod

[XxRADIATIONxX1000]

my favorite is a women was masterbating while on her period she was caught red handed

[SaphireBurst]

you forgot man whos stands on toilet is high on pot.

[ironmustardseed]

My fav: Man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly finger.

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

"Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag."

[phantomflamex13]

confucius say: "man who goes to sleep with itchy butt will wake up with smelly finger"

[chefslick420]

this is so stupid. not funny.

[ubermensch81]

confucius say : " man with hole in pocket , feel cocky all day long "

[CrazyBear65]

Confucius say: "Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary."

"Oral sex make one's day, anal sex make one's whole week."

[CrazyBear65]

Confucius say: "Man who cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary."

[addemufc]

@CrazyBear65 xD

[sipraomer]

you people are sick and can't respect knowledge because of the jealousy you feel towards and better and prosperous Asia.

[mrkanker1]

@sipraomer your an idiot

[sipraomer]

@mrkanker1 True! But you are a bigger one.

[stupidn00bhax]

Confucius say: girl who meets boy in park is good, but boy who parks meat in girl is better

[lgtgmr9]

Confusious say: He who stands on toilet is high pot

[Taumunisme]

Confusious say: Video that is not good is this one.

[mrkanker1]

@Taumunisme confusious say:

^unfunny^

[skpai27ster]

confucius say man who not here is somewhere else.

[amb123456barry6]

confucius says man who run through airport sidways is going to bangcock

[KenotsuEX]

I raffed I rost

[HiToWhoeverReadsThis]

haha, man who fish in another man's well, often catch crabs...so true...

[barfumer]

confucious say elevator smell different to midge, go to sleep with itchy ass and wake up with stinky finger

[imolwayzbeme]

waaahhhhhhhhhhh

[colorfulcupkake4]

lol good one i liked it. :^D

[ILoveLionBlaze]

lol

[allstarswag]

hhahhhaa this is some funny shit

[todd30110]

good stuff

[pinkmst]

lol I liked the crib one.

[timmo4ro20]

awe yes the crib... true isn't it?lolSome times thats all it takes is the one screw :P