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  • LOL

  • EXACTLY! and in most of their profiles they describe themselves as "fun, outgoing, friendly", etc.....which in fact is CRAP! i mean seriously! then in most of these DUMBITCH'S profiles i'v seen "message me if you want to", WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT! i bet most of these bitches end up with a ''hot guy" and after a few months they break up and claim"i just got out of a bad relationship". WELL THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU STUPID BITCH!!! I HOPE NEXT TIME IT GOES WORSE.

  • the punchline was funny tho

  • these vids really don't work if you know any German

  • I mean these females don't even reply saying that they're not interested. Are they expecting Ryan Goslin? And I'm not even talking about the hot chicks either and the site dose have some. I mean the chubby nerdy hipsters who are in denial about being desperate. and even if they do message you IT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE. I mean what do they expect to happen. Its like well we've been replying back and forth for a bout a month now do you maybe want to hang out sometime? (never hear from them again)

  • Brilliant !

  • This video... it speaks to me...

  • I don't really have this problem at all?

  • I'm switching to guys. ROFL

  • Hitler is SO FUCKING RIGHT! But something he forgot to mention. All the bitches on there who are looking for 'FRIENDS ONLY"! WTF? Want friends? GO TO FACEBOOK, YOU STUPID SPINSTER! This is a dating site. Girls get on that site for 2 reasons.

    1) They are hideous, and therefore, desperate.

    2) They have low self esteem and need to raise it by rejecting as many men as possible.

    FUCK OKCupid. So glad I deleted my account. What a waste of time and emotion.

  • @clockworkninja09

    OR they are awesome and want to meet other awesome people of a certain rare-IRL type. For instance, someone might want to meet a soul mate of a specific age who loves Babylon 5, is attractive, is blunt, and likes cats.

    I'm not cunty, I promise. I'm on OkCupid because I think I am cool and I want to find people who are the same type of cool, not because I don't think I'm cool and want people to make me feel cool.

  • @clockworkninja09 you got it right on point.

  • This reminds me of the user "Jollily" on OkCupid who recently (up until a few days ago, in fact) used a fake photograph of a model in order to lure men to her. I formed a close relationship with this person and only discovered her fake photo after the fact. When I challenged her about it she showed no sense of responsibility whatsoever. Ladies and gents - watch out for charlatans. They lurk everywhere - even on the most prestigious sites. ID verification should be standard on each site.

  • @777specops

    Be hesitant when messaging someone with only one picture, I say. :-)

  • @EmeraldSky33 Or when after being challenged they use THREE fake photos instead of one ;-) well, Good news, that person was kicked off of OkCUpid eventually. After she eventually admitted to using a fake photo after things got serious between us, I then reported to the stop scammers website. Now her "real" photo and details are there for all to see.

  • @777specops

    Oh, yuck! :-/

    Stop scammers website?

  • I have recieved messages on Okcupid I am fairly attractive and my photo on youtube is my real photo. The truth be told I only joined the site to make new friends because I am new to the area, but since I was brought with a certain belief in morality some of the girls that was messaging me stopped. Some women are just on there for sex and are in relationships already. Those type of women I don't want to date nor would I want to hang out with such a shallow person. I recommend meeting real people

  • This is the best rendition of what Okcupid actually is like. Great job. lol

  • I have never seen eye to eye with Hitler, BUT HE IS RIGHT THIS TIME! Fucking women on ecupid are EVIL! You spend all this time reading through all of the bullshit in their profiles and then spend so much time writing a thoughtful sweet message and those bitches cant even write a simple, "Thank you, but not interested," FUCK FUCK FUCK they all want a nice,genuine sweet guy but unless you look like Channing Tatum your fucked. FUCK WOMEN!

  • @gurudicknanak Then they put shit like "I like who I am and if you don't like that I'm BBW then fuck off" or some similar crap. Ironic. I actually saw a profile of some slob where it had in "You should message me if" she put "I'm not perfect, but I expect you to be." Good luck, honey! I'm sure you'll meet Mr perfect, ie, perfect douche-bag a cunt like you deserves that way! They'll return looking for that nice guy when they turn a lonely pathetic 50-year old bitch with a cat!

  • LOL 2:46

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  • fuk them girls. i started messaging guys, lol

  • OMG This is so true. I have gotten to the point where I only message girls that reply often. In doing that I have had lots of fun chats and made some lovely friends. If girls don't reply, I really don't take it to heart, as life is way to short to worry about dumb stuff and shallow people.

  • The wording and humor are good, but the editing sucks big time with that echo and whatnot :(

  • I respond to every first message on OkCupid. It's just asshole behavior to leave someone hanging!

  • @LemonScience42 are you a guy!??

  • @bradford71us

    Nope! I'm a girl, and I respond.

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  • i've met people off that site

  • @yodaddyxx How? Just..............HOW???

  • This is so fucking true!! Women on okay cupid will not respond for shit! They act like stuck up cunts. Fuck knows I've read tons of profiles, taken a thousand tests, and did everything humanly possible to send every type of message, using every approach possible... but none of them respond... and the few who do, act like arrogant rude obnoxious cunts. Fuck I hate this site! The site a great, but the women on it fucking suck!!!

  • @GeneralHoohah They're stuck up obnoxious cunts in real life usually, if they're like that on the site so maybe it's best if we don't date them. I swear any time I see a good looking girl on those sites she is unbelievably arrogant no matter how polite and respectful I am. Like you, I've tried every approach and I don't make lascivious come-ons or talk about sex. They simply think that they're going to get some rich 'hot' guy if they wade through enough of us.

  • @GeneralHoohah yeah....women on there are automatically rude jerks who only assume you wanna sleep with them. if you ask me...women are worse than men.....more prejudiced towards men and bigger harlots too!!

  • @bradford71us Hot girls with brains don't exist and I can't believe the attitudes on most of them. 99% of the time, they're fucking some douche. Then when they're old and saggy after squandering their youth on dick bags, they regret it and start hitting on guys like me who actually show respect... and I tell them to fuck off. Why? Because I'm the type of nice guy they spent their life shooting down in flames and now I'm fucking pissed, and they expect me to settle for left overs?! FUCK YOU!!

  • @GeneralHoohah i agree with you man, completely. im in the exact same boat...BUT dont let yourself become bitter in your older age. hot girls with brains who havent been around the block DO exist, but they are rare......VERY VERY rare. i tend to always make sure they are idiots or harlots before telling them to get lost. in my case i didnt become attractive until i was 30, so now i can get revenge...and do. i blow off women on a regular basis, especially those that deserve it.

  • @bradford71us Older age? 'm in my early 30's! Even 40 is considered young by todays standards. 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 40, etc.

    But yes, women suck. They CONSTANTLY complain we suck, there's even a bunch of men suck groups in facebook, but they make our lives FAR! more miserable. They reject us many times more than we reject them, and they don't know what its like to be around themselves.... then they say we suck after making the decision to date scum bags over and over again. What!?

  • @GeneralHoohah the real statistics are: the average woman has 2.5 lovers AT ANY ONE TIME. the average man has 0.5. also, women file for divorce 70% of the time....so most of those single mothers out there are because THEY chose to be single mothers. women dont even like other women!! men do like men. im 39., in the majority of cases women CHEAT. they are self centered and generally not bright. by our age women...all of them...always have 'issues' or are on psycho drugs.

  • @GeneralHoohah Maybe they just don't find you interesting or attractive. I'm sure they respond to other guys who are actually hot and don't throw a hissy fit because you feel insecure. Here's an idea, Grow up and stop acting like a bitch!

  • @LalitaDeLaCruz Troll is trolling. Doesn't work on me hun. Tell that to every guy who's ever been on that site. I figured out what's going on with that site by reading around and talking to a bunch of people who use it. The women who use that site usually just aren't relationship material. They're still going through that "going out with douches" phase where they only date dick bags, guys with lots of money and no personality, guys who ride motorcycles to score lots of pussy, etc.

  • @LalitaDeLaCruz Obviously women like that aren't interested guys who actually respect them an want to get to know them (not just score some pussy), and the guys they're interested in are obviously not relationship material either. Post up a guy on a motorcycle or a model on that site as your pic and you'll get messaged by tons of girls. The girls on this site are just pathetic. Sigh... I guess if you want to meet anyone you can take seriously, you have to pay for a REAL service.

  • @LalitaDeLaCruz leave general hohah alone. i agree with everything he says. I have seen girls in real life who have rejected me on the site and most often there 30lbs heavier and more rough looking. funny thing is that they check me out in real life.

  • THE SEXIEST MUSTACHE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!

    LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! lmfao!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA­Aa

  • I fucking love this..

    My favorite is 'Don't worry. We can still torture other guys."

  • I fucking love this.

  • lmao!!

  • LOL. Nice Guy (tm)

  • lol the ending was great. good shit haathen.

  • Haha indeed :D

  • lol priceless.

  • Hilariously true.

  • Win.

  • Very funny!

  • Good job.

  • Fucking shit cock blowjob!!?!?!

  • 2:14-2:21 haha

    Poor Hitler!

    'Don't worry, we can still torture other guys'

    Hey! That's my speech!

  • He forgot to mention that he's a nice guy.

  • @emotecontrol I am actually a very nice person, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to get pissed off. The problem as I see it is this. Women repeat the same mistakes over and over, dating dick bags most of their life, and shooting down or/and scaring off the good ones because of their shitty personality. Instead of learning from their mistakes, they point the finger at us and shout men suck. There's no personal countability and most refuse to look at themselves and what THEY are doing wrong.

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  • @emotecontrol This person gets it ---> watch?v=Cadh6OVIVug

  • Bitches, man.

  • Ha! :-D Excellent dubbing work too.

  • Loved it!

  • Nice work man! - OneOcean

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