Drunk Guy How To Do Martial Arts NOT! lol

[taylorbitch48180]

Lol love it

[ThreeStarSociety]

as you wish, master.

[lunailene]

Wtf! Who put my gandpa on u tube???? o_O

[SosetaFurioasa]

aaaaa, so the drunken master is real... please master, teach us more !!!

[megamollie9]

Crouching tiger hidden piss head.

[anya933]

Sad, so sad. You never know how the little baby on your knee will turn out in middle age.

[tacprotection]

@anya933 Wow. That's deep. There I was laughing away until I read your comment and now I'm all thoughtful and contemplative.

[Mrjeremy2300]

Guy takes off his hat like cmon muthafuckas!!! Yaaaaggghhh!!!

[conner10ify]

cocaine is a hell of drug

[conciousness88]

whats funny is, in his mind everyone around him is impressed

[STONEYLOC89]

HE finished him!!!!!!!!!

[164raptor]

he's fucking trollied

[BishopRealTalk98]

He bringing drunken monkey baack!!

[andrewbw30]

FINISH HIM!!!

[sleepingowl1]

isnt that Dan hardys trainer??????

[MrDoubleKiller]

lol what if someone went and kicked him in the balls

[anya933]

@MrDoubleKiller He would probably cry, same as you would if someone did it to you.

[Zodist]

No fukkin way i,m gonna pick a fight with this drunk Russian man.

[WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

You all start laughing, until he rips his hat off. Then you know he means business.

[kingiescastel]

martial artist? piss artist more like

[TheSonikOner]

dude i would not fight this dude lmao

[remote97]

why isit when people get drunk they suddenly have the urge to pretend to know martial arts

[Anarchist420Punk]

My New Hero. Bring It On Chuck Norris

[gamerplayer1999]

whos winning ???

[garymckay10]

the insane the bad and the ugly!!!!

[Quangtasticc]

He's ravingg YO, crazy raverr

[thewartortle]

Finish him.

[tconst1]

casual crowd cracked me up!! what country is this?

[GoldDiamondHacker]

song name????

[DigitalEulogy]

@GoldDiamondHacker IS THAT A JOKE lololol

[chupacabra20]

Not bad for an drunk old man...he would kick my ass anytime

[KyleSimonEaster]

The end boss fight looked cool ;D

[pavle634]

Daddy??

[telechinga]

drunk lee

[FreddyHate]

scheiße ist der drauf

[DickUndDuennShow]

@FreddyHate  woll XD

[peuhkis]

No man can touch this guy in a fight.

[Strider1K]

maybe he new drunk martial arts or he was to drunkkkk and had the mortal kombat theme song in his head

[dinamitico]

he woulk kick my ass!!

[jacotolkien]

What does he charge for lessons?

[BasshuterZ]

Drunk Fist Master !

[sjonpiet]

No no no this a style called the DRUNKEN MASTER !!!

And yes some people need special booz to start.

Be very very carefull don't try this at home !!!

[Lunacorp1]

FIGHT xD

[fwahoovaghad]

It looks like he is handcrafting invisible candy...candy canes...old fashioned. SWEET SYRUPPY GOODNESS!

[HEAVENMYMUSIC7]

I CAN BEAT HIM! I CAN BEAT HIM! I CAN BEAT HIM! I CAN BEAT HIM!!!!

[CollusionOfChains]

0:07 - gathering nipple and penis qi for double effect, 0:29 - kick of doom & despair and then goes on to block a thousand bullets, 0:37 - throws his hat to utilize hidden hair qi, 0:46 - this move is either a stretch or another form of qi summoning, and now for the final blow to the spirit monster mentioned earlier he grabs it and throws it to the ground and finishes with a crushing footstomp.

[ambrosia6890]

it looks like he killed the spirit monster at 1:12, grabs them by the heart,then rips them apart. :D then steps on them to end it.

GREAT BATTLE :D

he had it won from the start with his stance!

[lordblades]

kame-hame-fucking-ha!

[HeadShotOwnage]

the drunken style has many advantages....

[monkeyology1]

#LOL

[DimaAxil]

this is sad... just another person who could be good at something in life, wasted by alcohol addiction it seams.

[kelbug0540]

@DimaAxil He's not wasting his life on alchohol. He is wasting other peoples lives with world-devastating martial arts technique, and supreme Ki focus

[andre51588]

1:18 heart ripping out fatality!!!!!!Sweet!!!!!!

[andre51588]

He must feel like he's moving faster than the speed of light on that buzz.

[FlipImSry]

Do you think he's seen the film ?

[nathan4tooty]

daddy i found you

thank you youtube XD

[SSophistiCatSS]

If he were sober and 10 years younger, he could kick some serious ass.

[schranztech]

Put him in new Mortal Combat game. And his magic could be throwing cap =D

[xLuizGsa]

lmfao, this is priceless

[WingChunBoxer1]

It looks like Kenpo Karate. Don't insult him, guys. I think he used to be the number student of Ed Parker.

[utb008]

He's drunken RUSSIAN, he'll fuck you up

[burnsme1120]

he's so tired by the end...

[masterofkenpokarate]

I like one of his last techniques! XD

[XMrGrimmX]

You guys are real dumb, he is a total master in the drunken fist fighting techniques! xD hahaha

[superzfighter]

I never laughed so hard in a long time, especially after reading grafpantoffel93's comments! LOL

[slavetothedetail]

Oh my god... this SERIOUSLY needs to be remixed with ninjas and shit coming at him... please anyone!?

[Eyeball1975]

This is Drunken master Kung Fu at it's finest!!

[DirtyHillcrestKidz]

HAHAHAHAHA

[The61769]

when he threw the hat off i think the invisibles knew he meant business

[adamra187]

The nipple and cock and balls technique at the start WTF....

[BasshuterZ]

Punch from Mike Tyson = DEATH for the old man ^^

[The61769]

@BasshuterZ

you are gay

[BasshuterZ]

@The61769 ok

[zografoschris]

hey man for all we know he's probably the most respected drunken fist anyone might have ever seen! he could put bruce lee to shame! ..................or not...........................­..................nah hes just a drunk fighting invisible ninjas and kicking trash bags open for some more booze

[laredo444]

i like how ppl dont even notice him and just pass by like if this happens everyday. which prolly does

[grafpantoffel93]

u stupid people just dont understand it do you...

this man is defending his country from the invading invisible ninja's

[arkangelp666]

@grafpantoffel93 .. first i watched the video and i was like..haha.. then i read your comment.. and the i watched the video again and i was haaaaaaaaaaajajajajj.fuck..alm­ost piss on my pans..jajaja. invisible ninjas !!

[55Records]

@grafpantoffel93 lol thats a good one man, good one....

[bradleycjw]

@grafpantoffel93 hell yeah man. when he took of his hat, thats when things got rowdy!

[GoldDiamondHacker]

@grafpantoffel93 LOLz

[gab9669777]

SENSI NO!!!!!!!

[thefunkygeezer]

lol Kung Fu

when kung fuers get in streetfights they often come 2nd.

karate, boxing ok tho.

[Lywnis]

deadly hat technique...kills anybody who gazes upon it

[eimative]

oh shit, I love coming back to this clip for the Mortal Combat music added to it. Always a laugh from me!

[Ghost572]

man this guy is tough, 1000 invisibal people, his sight must be above any normal mortal.

[SaysSoMatt]

The true Legend of Drunken Master.

[avionce22]

All those Bruce Lee movies sure paid off for this dude..

[nackterfanatiker]

where is the blood? ^^

[andre51588]

When he talk of his hat it was on!!!!

[innertuber2]

The song is Mortal Kombat by 2Unlimited.

[Rodriguez9181]

He looks like my uncle in Mexico

[ljadowning]

LOL

[Battlemonc]

What´s the name of the song?

[boehagen]

hate to see wat the other guy looks like

[xdsaulo]

Fatallity? o.o

[exhibitAfilms]

love to just run up behind him and give him a kidney punch lol

[HerrKryo]

you just have to poke him with one finger and his kidneys will ignite

[girekav]

Of course! Who else could it be if not a Russian Alcoholic??! shame! And every second of them is the same!

[castlemedic]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[farhatadam]

thats better than rock lee!

[EsotericAdept]

SUB-ZERO reaches old age!!

[SPAGHETTIMONSTER1]

the move at the end was great where you break your opponent in half. lol

[Sherdliska]

Legend of the Drunken Master...bater

[desipride02]

lol XD!! classic!

[bongchampion]

nice

[102611ful]

i knew bruce lee wasent dead

[KrackDealinNinja]

flawless victory!

[sombody111]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha this guy is my idol hahahahahahahaha

[massahiroyoshihara]

1:16 ---> Psssshhhh!!! "Excelent".

[djinvicible]

thats the world champion in drunken fist

[ProjectERA]

That guy was master splinters best student

[TheTibbyCat]

The music you used makes it extra awesome.

[Doopsftw]

drunken king of fighting or just drunken king

[calenorumbero]

that guy is not drunk

hes on a serious pill called um i forgot lol its serious though!

[kirbyshidenden]

lmao

[tigolbity200]

1:15 is that called the anal anialator?

[ElMajeNica]

he's fighting alcohol

[fitchaj]

Skillz that kill !

[PhetBoy]

Hell Yeah.

[HeavensAMountain]

His actually fighting off ghosts - this is the kid from 'The Sixth Sense' 35 years on. If only we could see the ghosts flying left right and centre as he dispatches each one with every devatasting move. Flawless technique.

[CrymeTime362]

hes probably just some homeless trying to make a quick buck you kinda gotta feel sorry for him.

[droidwarf]

Hey, hey, he's the drunken master from the beggars league! Have some respect.

[cuLpaaa]

what if he hits somebody by mistake ;;D;D;D

hes gonna get his ass kicked ;)

[garyuk17]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA WHAT A FREAAAAAAAAK

[SensieMax]

VODKA powered Martial Arts of Russia...

[aledamn]

it's drunken boxing????????i don'think that this i s zui quan

[Arcane1Soldier]

This is in Russia i guess, from the poster on the news stand next to him. Or not . Whatever. Crazy Homeless people are everywhere.

[Alientcp]

Lol, everyone is afraid of his skills, look how all avoid fight him. Rofl

[ekomyname]

that guy is a bad ass mother fucker

[RAM36YRS]

YA KINDA KISSSSSS MY ASSS

[RAM36YRS]

WAT DA F**K

[UPDOWNLEFTRIGHTFIGHT]

hey wtf u recorder my dad :P

[radita89]

aaaajajajajajajajajajaa

[vkbear]

thats a lil bit of jackie chan & bruce lee stuff mixed with crouching tiger yeeee:D

[vamper128]

this song is fucking mortal kombat ORIGINAL

[bondsan]

i used to walk into the ring to it lol

except there were no names called and we timed it so that when i stepped into the ring it said "let mortal kombat begin"

i still get chills :D

[albanianboi]

dis guys kickin asss

crazzzy movessss haha

[AssaultKalashnikov]

fake

[luisram1r3z]

OOOHHH SSHHIIITT Crouching tiger hidden dragon

[manikdreamer]

HAWR funnee

[rvking2005]

Is that David Caridene before or after he was found in the closet master bating with a noose around his neck. Man someone should have told him you need a spotter for that one. Lmao

[ASilentMassacre]

thats hardcore

[respawned]

man u should of put the tune (a man of determination instrumental) man the original drunken master tune on the jackie chan film

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

lol. 0:50 hes just looking at his right hand like "what the fuck? whats that?'

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

somebody's drunk...

[tchris00]

i dont know guys, have you seen ong bak 2? drunken fighting style

i bet if you get close to this guy he'll 'ef' you up. lol

[Psionify]

...Learn you're facts. Drunken Kung Fu has a style, an order, techniques, this is NOT in ANY sort of drunken boxing style. He tried to do a fucking bow stance at 1:03, that's SHAOLIN. He's no fighter.

[SirDnB]

dude.. its not Drunken Kung Fu... its Drunken fists... get it fite

[Psionify]

Actually it's drunken boxing... And he doesn't practice drunken boxing, just cause he's an old man hoping to get money from senselessly throwing non existant moves.

[XforxthexnightX]

thats not drunken fist its on a dvd called bumfights they payed him to do that

[espguitarguy]

see shit like this doesn't happen in new york cause some kid (like myself) would have tripped him and laughed in the first 15 seconds.

[JimboWoodo]

Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!!! ha ha.

[SecuritySteve]

I "lol'd"

[kezinchX27]

drunkkennn kooooombattt. lmao wow but he wooped hiz ass with that last double hammer slam lmao.

Im pretty sure he went to hiz bag to fuel up with some more ALCOSUPERFIGHTINGHOL

[jordanfan88]

That was one tough invisible opponent....but some how he managed to break him into two pieces.

[XowntXihqX]

he kicked his ass at the end

[stoshuss]

Trained from an early age by master Yoda and perfected his skills with Bruce Lee,his body truly is a lethal weapon. What a guy lol.

[thyroyalspooger]

i like when the song is naming the characters from mortal combat & he's doing the forms from all the different styles especially mintaro's.

[vanhempisammutusmies]

nice moves!

[rocknum]

drunken master style

[torodeyeah]

people who comment negative are weak, this guy is easy target we all know its not normal behaviour hes drunk all there is to it. what you people done when drunk luckily for you no one was around to record it your all so perfect lmao noooot!

[pspnerd45]

FINISH HIM

[pspnerd45]

titt POWER

[BornAgainHeathen23]

was just waitin for some clown to run up and KO him, didn't happen but.

[sage1919]

kame!!!! hame!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[verbalweaponry0]

No, drunk guy. You're doing it all wrong.

Your pants need to be around your ankles and a street cone needs to be on your head in order to inflict maximum damage.

[Smeds2008]

XD Made me laugh :L

[pspnerd45]

hes having a flashback of veitnam when his unit had no ammo and had to use TIGHT ASS karate skills to fight....dayum

[beefgator]

AMAZING display in the art of deception.

[hdc413]

what a drunk bastard

[GlennnD]

1:17 he's doin an uppercut !!! fits perfect for mortal kombat haha

[lester0091]

sensei...are u drunk again??

[wangyaj]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

BRUTALITY!!

[adavidesilva]

love how he just ends his fight and calmly goes down to pick up his clothes!!

[Patsanchikkk]

36.-38 LOL

[milface]

that guy is not drunk

[wickstarr]

shiiiiiryuuuken!

[sweffe96]

"FLAWLESS VICTORY!!"

[toan33162]

some1 plz drop him a quarter

[projectNL]

The Grand Shivuu!!!!!

[luvsthecoors]

he gets his strength from his nipples

[supercooldude181]

fuck your coment was awsome! lol!!

[thewatcher180]

Drunken Fist Syle

[ZornigerBube]

Damn! Really dont want to challenge him! Looks like invincible.