The Gruen Transfer-The Pitch-Invade New Zealand

[chunklover76]

According to Wiki, the NZ army is actually 0.27% of the population. Still I accept that rounds to 0.

[Mrmetal09]

The sad thing is #2 is completly true

[jessybubblz]

I live in New Zealand...Please don't invade us? Pretty Please? :D

[chevaliernoir10]

New Zealanders are are in all an abomination

[CosmicMutty]

I preferred the second one also, the first one having a day off is good though, I mean we Aussies like any excuse to drink piss and sleep in.

[lmcanusftw]

#2. that is all.

[Mitcho4523]

@ darkstarnovembr maybe just maybe because they are a commonwealth of britian....

[KazesDemons]

@Mitcho4523 your a dickhole. its a joke

[cbphillyguy]

As an American who somehow stumbled upon this one, I think they'd've done better to go with Invade New Zealand before America gets there first. Would've been brilliant. But, with the two there, I'd have to do with #2.

[MrFlyingPikachu]

Cant help but think of Hetalia.

But this advert is amazing. xD

[GoldDragonflame]

As a New Zealander i deem the second one better. I mean we always know theres going to be a rivalry between aussie and nz - due to rugby.

I laughed, it was good. Plausible? not a chance mate ;) We don't have enough beer to supply you lot - take over Germany instead

[GoldDragonflame]

@numero96 even though we have a bigger landmass then england

[catangel911]

Monday off?! LET'S GO!! XD

[Mitcho4523]

The sad thing is new Zealand was the first ally country to declare war on Germany in WW2

[joezetank]

@Mitcho4523 Um I think you'll find that is was France and Britain mate.

[PresidentZod]

@joezetank Um, I think you'll find that due to the international date line New Zealand was technically the first country to declare war on Germany at 9.30pm 3 September 1939 their time.

[DarkstarNovembr]

@Mitcho4523 why would NZL declare war on some country they have got nothing to do with? it wasnt NZL...

[djsinnema]

In Australia we will dead set have a public holiday for shit like that. How about a

[darthhateful]

I can't see why the fuck the second one did'nt win. The second one gave me the energy & will to Invade New Zealand.

[KylesLiberals]

We dont even need a Navy or Air Force or Infantry to invade them send over 4 men with AK-47's and they would surrender--Also heres a fun fact during WWII Robert McKenzies (Australian Prime Minister) actually thought about invading and taking NZ but then the fucking Labor Party said no to the idea--but woudnt it be fun to send OUR convics to another part of the earth

[dragonmannymaster]

0% air force

0% navy

0% infantry

100% there for the taking

AHAHAHAHAHA im sorry new zealand people :D

[thebreaks27]

These have got to be two of the funniest 'The Pitch' runs ever rofl.

[Commandingtripod]

Haha, these are gold. But I love me some Kiwis. These ads were both great, too bad both couldn't have won.

[nrlandsoccerrule]

How many of you got an Ad to go to New Zealand while watching this?

[xXxARACHNIDxXx]

100% Invade New Zealand!!

[FlamewaveLeader]

I think the second was better...

[mataistewart]

gold!! but when your lads come over to invade, there will be no one to fight because all the bros will be over there slaying your lady folk! I guess thats why half of them are there already! haha second add rules! you cant beat blue skys and fresh powder!

[jonobroome]

haha im a kiwi and loved it. having practically no denfense force is something that both auzzies and kiwis can laugh at . firstly because its a good thing that nz isnt troubled by any wars and secondly the auzzies, like most larger nations, like to suggest the superior power of their armed forces. the second one was the winner for sure :) :)

[GazzaTheChook]

"you'll always win an australian with a day off"

too true

[halag]

Nah both good but I also think the second one beat the first hands down. But what's REALLY funny is how many kiwis have come on here and got their panties in a knot over this and have tried to have a go at AUssies hahahahaha Keep dreaming kiddies :)

[UrNotSto]

Judges are retarded. Second one 100% should have won.

[maristsp]

this doesnt make sense. .

our special forces unit (sas) is the best in the world?

[DemecraticXplosion]

Hahaha.

If Australia put all their dickheads in New Zealand they would have no people left in Australia.

[boceebo75]

its all in good fun. Aotearoa is generally a pretty peaceful place but a very beautiful place also. Its ever changing and ever struggling to keep it's dignity where others sold out to the mighty corporate dollar fast. We still stand up for a small nation and that's what counts... and if you can't understand that, well... blame your parents

[rockonman77]

Aussies are fags.

they nicknamed the country ''down under'' when new Zealand is further down under and antarctica is at the bottom

[TheGustavFTW]

@rockonman77

Burn you kiwi fag.

[mattwmercer]

@rockonman77 yeh but no one cares about new zealand or antartica

[sumbuddyx]

@rockonman77 Well down under comes from the perspective of the northern hemisphere so I doubt australia actually named themselves that. new zealand's actually to the east of the bottom parts of australia if you want to get technical. and all of that's moot because the planet's a sphere so really doesn't matter what way you look at it.

[heyhey929]

First off .. i think the second one should've one. However, I see how the first one with the day off would appeal to lazy Australians.

Second, as New Zealander, I was talking to one of my mates .. and saying we [New Zealand] should team up with Singapore to take over Australia, Singapore should have 60% of their natural resources and in return NZ should have the rest, and all the Aussies need to become New Zealanders (however lower class ones).

[hahahah987again]

what if someone turned the tv on just as the add started?

[lautsprecherz]

@hahahah987again its on a public broadcaster with no ads. so people would know anything on it would not be a real ad.

[trinhmedia]

2 you guy are brilliant!

[spe11man]

awesome stuff australia, all the way from new zealand i wish we had a come back though lmao

[ChoccoTeddy]

the second one had me laughing out loud. soo funny. should've won.

[cookiegrasshopper]

That is very very amusing...

[UltraNaba]

Excellent stuff... the Aussies take our debt! Provincialism is a marvelous thing.

I gotta wonder how long the SAS would continue to kick their asses before they got bored?

[qanazir]

I think they're understimating what could be gained from invading Papua Guinea, they also have an even smaller aremy than New Zealand.

It would be so easy...

[jakeseven7]

Australia used to control parts of PNG.... remember! They left, didn't want it!!

[Logicbeatslies]

You'll find we already own/share everything PNG have that was ever worth taking.

[SmokeyTee]

Lived both sides. It's a laugh and media jerks know they can score points with joe-idiot-public by perpetuating it. The sheep shagger thing from Aus always begs the question - why are you so preoccupied with NZ's sheep?? Are you jealous of NZers broad selection of potential sheep sex partners??? Sickos.

[UltraNaba]

I think the real question here is: Are you?

[evermore1088]

penguins 2 vicious rofl!@!@!@!

[supergirljam91]

penguins are very dangerous.

[Afrocow]

maan, im from texas, yall cant match our farming lol. umm i think australia is better cuz its bigger? new zealand looks cool tho

[supremeLeader001]

yeah big enough be wolf creek murderers

[ConradMcBad]

i'm a kiwi, and can we stop this bullshit about arguing which country is better. Yes, new zealand has its perks that we like to see, it also has its bad points that you aussies are quick to point out (move on from sheep shagging please) but australia is exactly the same. It has its good points and its bad points. Personally, I reckon we should get together and have a beer as mates instead of this pointless "I'm Better" shit.

[microwavebubble]

comedy show dude.

[GuildWarzAddict]

Au thinks Nz suk, Nz think Au suk, but we can both agree that Gorge Bush is a shit head

[YasminRoxMySox]

@GuildWarzAddict ROFL!

[traceygunit]

calm down people its only an ad anyway we all know nz's better, so just accept it lol

[YasminRoxMySox]

@traceygunit True that!

[aussie2142]

Australias deserts arn't even that dry compare it will the deserts in africa there actually quite wet. Australia's media just doesn't report it properly they think everything outside of the capital cities is desert.

[Spekel28]

aussies suck ass. just deal with it

[cm410856]

fuck you asshole, i'm an aussie, i could coem down t oyour house and fucking stab your asss!!!!

[GTA188199]

100% Ours, haha

[rolandebbing]

Hey joeydickass did ya know that ausi does have 3 times more sheep than people? actually its more like closer to 5 times. but i suspect maybe u did know... or at least that would explain why you are so fukn unhappy. look if sheep really both so much maybe u should actually consider jumping the ditch since there is actually a shit-load LESS sheep living over there. actually theres more pesky ozi possums fukn the beautiful bush in nz than sheep chewn greengrass so u shud feel right at home.

[alfa1750s2]

Our Possums were a gift to you. If we take our possums back, do you lot promise to fuck off back to NZ ?  Every last one of you.

[alfa1750s2]

Actually just kidding, stay, can't blame you your PM sounds bloody terrible . Besides we have more in common than we all want to admit. As far as possums go, I couldn't sleep last night due to the possums running across the roof. At least you guys can shoot em, the bloody things are protected here and we can even trap them and let them go in the bush. Don't know why anyone would think it was a good idea to introduce them into NZ. I hear you lot also have hedgehogs running around NZ. Why ?

[taikato69]

I'm a Kiwi and I think the add was funny as did the rest of the family. I only wish someone back home comes us with an add twice as good.

[14687kgioe]

there was one on today that was an advertising campaign by newzealand telling people why not to go to australia. i don't know if you saw it, but it was very clever.

[strippzy]

Don't worry, us kiwis would never want your dry bit of desert. I do understand that you want our beautiful country, though.

[JoeKickass004]

New Zealand suks...."beautful country" you sound like a poofta.. wouldnt it be sweet if our country had 3 times more sheep than people, wait hang on no it wouldnt! did you not watch the video, we put all our dick heads there but i already think you filled the quota... and dont even get me started on your fucking accent "cin I hive sex doallar wirth of fushund chups" "thats alreete aye broo"......FUK OFF!

[GTA188199]

It's not an accent...it a different langauge, they screw up their vowels royal.

[YasminRoxMySox]

@JoeKickass004 get a life it was just a joke don't take it so seriously, we all know this New Zealand vs. Australia thing is just for fun

[GoldDragonflame]

@YasminRoxMySox Oh ya - Most kiwis like myself like our aussie bros...just not during the rugby games

[GTA188199]

Parts of the desert are actually rather amazing, of course there are parts that are nothing but rock and sand for miles. Our country is just a beautiful as yours, ever been to Australia? Try the Barrossa and Flinders Ranges....then judge...