But its not quite a tinderbox like Rwanda even though your AG is trying to get there war criminal, traitor, coward because an enormous measure of suffering, humiliation, control, all go away with one switch as we keep this nation safer than all the dictatorships on the face of the earth put together so you don't die by lethal injection...
Cause this is how an entire section of your society is living with shame so bad they have to convince each other that the destruction of their dignity is part of an elicit mission as everyone around the world laughs around the water cooler with each phase line of shame that makes them exponentially accept any smaller measure of appreciation...
But I do not know if it is the best of the best sweet tits because its great that the big screen that suppresses a collapse democracy to suppress a collapse of human rights lets you do all these great things that simply prepare my society faster for the next war but maybe if our shit stained media tried to have these standards a little more of this good will would come about naturally and in a real way...
into acceptance of the lowest form of life for the rest of life via inference of absolute control and destruction while processing anyone opposed to living in a third world shit hole in the most horrific and organic ways using the more fearful load of POWs which are the same ones feeling better about their sorry asses watching your flick-if it meant less direct violence but no hope of ever living a truly normal life...
Either way, looks like a good flick cause it has retail Richie's blessing...
The sickest footage I ever saw from that period was Greek Orthodox priests blessing the soldiers before they started their "extermination"...
Almost as nasty of a perversion as our democracy that gets to spin the globe to highlight any nastier place as psychological back fill to make citizens comfortable making it worse than ever but for someone that seems to have all the answers I go not know if it would have been better to sicken everyone...
I remeber the first time i watched this and it ended i watched it again almost straight after ikr a bit sad well actually quite a bit but it really caught me hard it had a bit of everything e.g. comedy, romance, action, sadness and laughter plus gr8 acting and a good story line ;]
Sure Angelina is hot, But What Brad did To Jenifer was Just wrong:{. I Know it was years ago, But Jenifer is better, She Just is very sweet Likeable, and Hot. I do'nt see that in Angelina...
DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
This movie is absolutely hilarious! It is this actiony comedy movie that has the violence and explosions, but it also has this witty comedy to it! One of my favorites!!!
i can't believe that i never watched this movie, i just finished it now, and i actually suprisingly kind of enjoyed it, i always figured i'd watched it some day, well i guess now i have.....
your first reaction when you watch movie, the first 25-30 minutes you say "ahh this is boring as crap" and you want to get the remote and switch it off straight away, and then you say to yourself wait a minute I'll hang on it might get interesting. and if you do hang on the rest of the movie does becomes very interesting and you get hooked right away. The fighting between them get so tense that they cant hack it anymore and then they kick ass. The so called Love and hate Movie (relationship)..
@anacap100- it's about to start on British tv.I've 3 reasons to watch: 1-good cast/Brad Pitt&Angelina Jolie 2- Bourne Identity/same director 3. Trailer looks good.I hope it is!
jajaj bogota these guys don´t know a shit like always showig our countries like farms , and the guys in bogota talking with mexican accent but they end being the heroes and saving the world ..jajaj fuck off gringoes ignorants
You can totally predict from this trailer that they'll end up together as a couple.... The humor, the romance, the chemistry, the pure attraction.. It's so damn obvious..
@2degafra Rofl his "ego" is part of his character in the movie, its called acting. That is what actors do. In case your not aware they have been together in real life for 5 years, have 6 kids and are currently planning a wedding.
Jolie looks so beautiful!
ReigningNinya1 2 days ago
this movie so freaking amazing
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i dont remember seeing half of the things in the film that were on the trailer
jacksmelgaard 1 week ago
this looks really good... never seenit... now i want to
Nessa33318 2 weeks ago
Can anjelina jolie get any more sexier?
elless0724 1 month ago
Não me canso de assistir esse filme... Gente eles são d++++++++++msm
TheLiaNog 1 month ago
I know that guy's identedy, its Tyler Dur-
Oops can't talk about it. >.<
xPrynce 1 month ago
But its not quite a tinderbox like Rwanda even though your AG is trying to get there war criminal, traitor, coward because an enormous measure of suffering, humiliation, control, all go away with one switch as we keep this nation safer than all the dictatorships on the face of the earth put together so you don't die by lethal injection...
TheHeardHouse 1 month ago
Cause this is how an entire section of your society is living with shame so bad they have to convince each other that the destruction of their dignity is part of an elicit mission as everyone around the world laughs around the water cooler with each phase line of shame that makes them exponentially accept any smaller measure of appreciation...
TheHeardHouse 1 month ago
But I do not know if it is the best of the best sweet tits because its great that the big screen that suppresses a collapse democracy to suppress a collapse of human rights lets you do all these great things that simply prepare my society faster for the next war but maybe if our shit stained media tried to have these standards a little more of this good will would come about naturally and in a real way...
TheHeardHouse 1 month ago
into acceptance of the lowest form of life for the rest of life via inference of absolute control and destruction while processing anyone opposed to living in a third world shit hole in the most horrific and organic ways using the more fearful load of POWs which are the same ones feeling better about their sorry asses watching your flick-if it meant less direct violence but no hope of ever living a truly normal life...
Either way, looks like a good flick cause it has retail Richie's blessing...
TheHeardHouse 1 month ago
Sweet tits,
Congo at 4 million in 1995...
The sickest footage I ever saw from that period was Greek Orthodox priests blessing the soldiers before they started their "extermination"...
Almost as nasty of a perversion as our democracy that gets to spin the globe to highlight any nastier place as psychological back fill to make citizens comfortable making it worse than ever but for someone that seems to have all the answers I go not know if it would have been better to sicken everyone...
TheHeardHouse 1 month ago
lol love this movie ehhehehe so funny
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I remeber the first time i watched this and it ended i watched it again almost straight after ikr a bit sad well actually quite a bit but it really caught me hard it had a bit of everything e.g. comedy, romance, action, sadness and laughter plus gr8 acting and a good story line ;]
kialn 1 month ago
@Drachenorden1408 Im a girl..lol comment made my day xD ha!
xKelseyx05 2 months ago
This is like me and my bf at cod xD
xKelseyx05 2 months ago
@xKelseyx05 you are a gay or a girl playing CoD? xD
Drachenorden1408 2 months ago
Ive never seen the movie but i like the trailer. I should watch the movie :)
x0xnaniix0x 2 months ago
go team Angelina!!!
yukipham18 2 months ago
Sure Angelina is hot, But What Brad did To Jenifer was Just wrong:{. I Know it was years ago, But Jenifer is better, She Just is very sweet Likeable, and Hot. I do'nt see that in Angelina...
chadissmexyyeah 2 months ago 3
This is the official movie trailer when brad went behind jennifer's back falling in love with another women :D Life is sweet ;)
jasmine475100 2 months ago
GO! Angelina Jolie is HOT GODDAMN IT!
sayuricheann13 3 months ago
so ein geiler film wahnsinn!!!!!
it was really nice and powerfull, i love it
100Ahmadzai 3 months ago
favourite
Mr2001Alger 3 months ago
this movie was so over the top
BlackLionFilms 3 months ago
@BlackLionFilms i know rite?! I freakin' love this movie!!!
nianicole824 3 months ago
Bogota is not a forest.....WTF
willwallace787 3 months ago
Still alive baby?
kesha12523 3 months ago 4
it's called marriage
gunnarlarson23 3 months ago
This is such a great movie, I've wanted to act in cool action movies like A.J my whole life
paperdynamite 3 months ago
they r awesome when they r together in a movie
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My favorite movie of all times :D
bayraktari 3 months ago
You still alive baby? :DDDDD Love that part!!!
lilly17100 4 months ago
Megan this is you. Its all in good fun. We agree not to kill each other ;-)
DeeplyPurpleCurve 4 months ago
and this is how it all began...
ScarryFinger 4 months ago
i will sleep with angelina jolie
blade7803 4 months ago
Entertaining movie.
BKPJ 4 months ago
Mom: Eddie!??
Eddie: MOM! Were on high alert here! I almost killed you right there! You dont even realize!!
Mom: [pause] nevermind!
satan163 4 months ago 2
Crappy movie, but they're amazing together
modernrawfare 4 months ago
This is one of two films with Angelina Jolie i'll ever watch and I watched for Vince Vaugh ...
MasochisticMaiden 4 months ago
Jesus this looks crap!
elliecoffey 5 months ago
Trailer's better than the movie.
iSpeakKonglish 5 months ago
The confidential target of this mission named: Jennifer Aniston...
VasilikiJohnny 5 months ago 54
@VasilikiJohnny dddddddduuuuddddddddeeeeee!!!!!!!!! harsh, but so funny
Frog869 5 months ago
@Frog869 Haha!Thank you.Reality is so harsh sometimes.
VasilikiJohnny 5 months ago
@VasilikiJohnny hahaha
aniekh100 3 days ago
@aniekh100 :) !
VasilikiJohnny 3 days ago
brad pitt is so fucking hot!!!!
Plommonsyltful 5 months ago
Do you know that you're ticking?
shitsululu 5 months ago 6
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NeMiLoVeR42 6 months ago
This movie is absolutely hilarious! It is this actiony comedy movie that has the violence and explosions, but it also has this witty comedy to it! One of my favorites!!!
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whotaughtyou 7 months ago
Did you know Johnny Depp and Nicole Kidman were originally cast as Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
haleyteddy03 7 months ago
Come to dady!
Who's you'r dady now?
2104973 7 months ago 6
funny how the tables turn though its 2011 nd apparently aniston is the other woman now.
<3 AngelinaXBradd
amnami 7 months ago
Wonder if Jennifer Aniston saw this movie whilst married to Brad and started instant divorce proceedings.
bobgrantsbus 7 months ago
About to watch it :D
ExistanceJustified 7 months ago
i can't believe that i never watched this movie, i just finished it now, and i actually suprisingly kind of enjoyed it, i always figured i'd watched it some day, well i guess now i have.....
mzyAngel01 7 months ago 8
@mzyAngel01 I know! its been sitting on my shelf for years and I finally watched it! Surprisingly it was goood!!
lynksis12 6 months ago
i fell asleep while watching this movie when a few years ago lol then i woke up during the fighting scene and im like Hold up... o.o
nopoppingrazzi 7 months ago 6
ANGELINA JOLIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL=)))))))))))
MsBlairDiamond 8 months ago 78
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This movie is so stupid!
LaMaitresse1988 8 months ago
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LOVED this film XD
kialn 8 months ago
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one of the best movie trailer ever
T94260 8 months ago
your first reaction when you watch movie, the first 25-30 minutes you say "ahh this is boring as crap" and you want to get the remote and switch it off straight away, and then you say to yourself wait a minute I'll hang on it might get interesting. and if you do hang on the rest of the movie does becomes very interesting and you get hooked right away. The fighting between them get so tense that they cant hack it anymore and then they kick ass. The so called Love and hate Movie (relationship)..
TurkishSuperGuy 9 months ago
@Usernamenotpresent I was thinking the same thing! They kick ass even better!
Volleystar14 9 months ago
Sorry, NIKITA AND MICHAEL ARE TAKING OVER!!!
Usernamenotpresent 9 months ago
"Come to Daddy."
*Thimp thump thump*
"Whos your daddy now?"
YuMexAllxThexWay 9 months ago 13
Lol there was a vampire diaries style of this trailor its awesome :) yal should look it up
mrod2013 9 months ago
@mrod2013 where can i find it
clark13lfc 7 months ago
@anacap100- it's about to start on British tv.I've 3 reasons to watch: 1-good cast/Brad Pitt&Angelina Jolie 2- Bourne Identity/same director 3. Trailer looks good.I hope it is!
merseymained 10 months ago
"you still alive baby "AWWWW" "BOOM" wtf rofl.
Rayukatk 11 months ago 6
i don't wanna be your daddy but i want be your boyfriend Tiago Jolie ahahah
112kish 1 year ago
lmao, those explosions look so fake:)
sjmoy1 1 year ago
This looked like crap, but i watched it and LOL'd
dewey4evur 1 year ago
jajaj bogota these guys don´t know a shit like always showig our countries like farms , and the guys in bogota talking with mexican accent but they end being the heroes and saving the world ..jajaj fuck off gringoes ignorants
gochorneahp1 1 year ago
That movie is a loser, not even bogota so, watch this video. bogota d,c tributo
browm2028 1 year ago
wow, what crap
AMC2283 1 year ago
"i luv peas" "im gona borrow this" "do u know that ur ticking"
lolpk8 1 year ago 2
0:40 uuh i just remembered Date Movie o.o
kashimashima52 1 year ago
Once I heard this was made in 2005 I thought "So it's five years old"... or is it six? :)
dazzle1211 1 year ago
@dazzle1211 hahaha i get it
tinkerbell19961 1 year ago
@tinkerbell19961 Ha ha I didn't think anyone would. :)
dazzle1211 1 year ago
Is this how they met?!
jasmineellis96 1 year ago
@jasmineellis96 Yeah :)
rsmagedark39 8 months ago
LOL "do you know that your ticking"
that had me on the floor.
loverable12341 1 year ago 6
1:09 i wonder what he'll find if he goes further :S
minato12100 1 year ago
hey search for (rosas ni jugetes) ;) for a music video inspired by this video! or go to my channle!
Ramonbautistar 1 year ago
Angelina is so beautiful! ILOVEHER!
aussiexxrox 1 year ago 4
I LOOOOOOVE THIS MOVIE
anacap100 1 year ago
Coolest movie ever!!! And I love that they actually fell in love during this movie
Catahasbun 1 year ago
One of the best ACTION/COMEDY/ROMANCE film
sactownism 1 year ago 8
the only movie in history to hav actual romance
husseindss 1 year ago 4
0:58 lol
FaqHunter 1 year ago
@FaqHunter hoho my dawgs what's that?
StarJune951106 1 year ago
brad pitt so fuken sexy! (back then)
123savetheanimals 1 year ago
@123savetheanimals I know. Damn Father Time! lol
IstahilIB 1 year ago
"do you know that your ticking"
nubserver 1 year ago
Almost fell of my chair at the "Do you know that you're tickin?" line XD XD XD
snoookie456 1 year ago
You can totally predict from this trailer that they'll end up together as a couple.... The humor, the romance, the chemistry, the pure attraction.. It's so damn obvious..
roseheroine 1 year ago
who's your daddy now?
youhaveamessagex 1 year ago 276
@youhaveamessagex Ahaha!
officialrosaura 5 months ago
whats the name of the song on 1:00-1:12 ?
Gadpvj 1 year ago
@Gadpvj
Ah, good question, I looked that up recently, the song is called "por una cabeza"
They always play in it spy movies during tango scenes ^_^
trapical 1 year ago
Hey this movie looks more interesting than I thought.
cjx3pooh 1 year ago
they are waaaay too hot.
mlee678 1 year ago 12
"You Still Alive Baby"
OneKid122 1 year ago
we love you brad pitt. ♥♥♥ ;D
WeLoveYouBradPittx3 1 year ago
sau geila film ;D ♥
WeLoveYouBradPittx3 1 year ago
@xoxo3914 what ?
MetallicSisters 1 year ago
i didnt really get into this movie
MsCheese49 1 year ago
This movie is no.89 in the world-all-time-movies-charts
LittleSweety 1 year ago
Who's your daddy now? *big grin*
Hahahahaha, gotta love it!
Saja155 1 year ago
aww i luv brangelina!
FantageFan13 1 year ago 3
i miss brad & jen ! D:
stephielkwoah 1 year ago
love brangelina
alissableu 1 year ago
7 times movie theatre i still LOVE IT
AFGRULZ26 1 year ago 3
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This movie makes me sick. Two actors couldn't be professional and ended up getting involved with each other and ended a marriage.
G4Vegan 1 year ago
@G4Vegan you're an idiot
07adamb 4 months ago
One of the most boring movies i've ever seen.
MetallicSisters 1 year ago
@MetallicSisters ?
xoxo3914 1 year ago
Angelina Jolie look so damn hot in this movie, well she's hot like in every movie hahaha
newflava89AGAIN 1 year ago 7
LOL! "who's your daddy now" ;D
scarlettrose11 1 year ago 6
Oh my god! I love this movieee!!
camilinhsouza 1 year ago 2
hahaahhaha.. this movie makes me laugh..
hannaharif 1 year ago
0:11 is that a S.M.A.W or Javelin
Flipazn777 1 year ago
@Flipazn777 AT-4, its not a javelin because it has an optical sight instead of a digital screen.
Freemon34 1 year ago
the begginig is SO boring!
Xiochic 1 year ago
@Xiochic Duh. That's the point. They're a boring couple living a boring (lie) life until things start getting interesting.
sdLove00 1 year ago
One of the best movies EVAH! >XD
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just watched this movie, really good:)
mercedesgirl2 1 year ago
you`ve just been idenitefied by a competing agent'' ''how are you gonna handle it ?''
.......................''im gonna borrow this '' points and grabs weapon XD love it
sai195 1 year ago
LOL "you still alive baby?"
LittleMissAzula 1 year ago 278
still live baby? :d:d i love it
undertaker317 1 year ago 4
i did not like this movie at all. i found the last sex scene to be very abusive not one kiss in it.
the scene when they are dancing & he smirks as she gets up is pure brad. total pig.
kudos to angie for putting up with his ego.
2degafra 1 year ago
@2degafra Rofl his "ego" is part of his character in the movie, its called acting. That is what actors do. In case your not aware they have been together in real life for 5 years, have 6 kids and are currently planning a wedding.
ryaparra23 1 year ago
@ryaparra23 wedding? where did you read that?
HanaTNT 1 year ago
Brad Pitt... love how this guy is in his 40s and still looks younger than me in my 20s.
Jen5en 1 year ago
the best romantic comedy action ever!
riama14 1 year ago
i miss watching this.. hihihii.. its been years.. lol :3
ginbloodemo 1 year ago
yess i agree, hottest woman evereverever. <3
LilQtieJ 1 year ago
AWESOME MOVIE
xxcool2tintxx 1 year ago
i effing love this movie.
MissBriannaNicole 1 year ago
what does she say before he says "ahh peas" ....lol!
They both very very beautiful together
glamourgirl2008 1 year ago 3
@glamourgirl2008 i think she said, "i added peas" but im not sure
kaylyngj11496 1 year ago
@glamourgirl2008 she say"I added peas"
toocuteaaraj 1 year ago 2
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MissBriannaNicole 1 year ago
this is one of my fav movies 4ever!!
ESAYARIS 1 year ago
ahhh peas
guyonphone 1 year ago 6
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this movie is so hot!! cant wait to see it again!! (no time)
pawelpirchu3 1 year ago
I just brought this today looks awesome can't wait to watch it!!!
MorganDiNozzoLover 1 year ago
sehr gut
gotalle99 1 year ago
"Do you know you're TICKING?!"
"...Aw shit."
Spiritblade9 1 year ago 4
"who's your daddy now?"
LOLXD tell him!!!
cuixinshi 1 year ago 8
most entertaining movie ever!!!! had me grinning in my sleep
kyasurin08 1 year ago
gosh Angelina Jolie & Pitt were so hott in this movie. I loved Jolie's hair, they are the hottest couple in the entire world.
Loved the movie it was sassy, sweet, action packed and hilarious.
I ♥BRADGELINA!
theonlyrebelchild 1 year ago
whoses your daddy now?
x3theCaliGirl 1 year ago
haha. I love the, "Still alive baby?"
23peacelovemusic 1 year ago
Lol. "Still alive baby?" Hehe best part
MathFreak314159 1 year ago 5
I love that!
"Still alive, baby?"
TheKuroOokami 1 year ago 3
... Wait...
So they love each other...
but they also wanna blow each other up?
...Awesome...
Spiritblade9 1 year ago 6
this looks like such a hot movie!
ithinkurugly777 1 year ago 5
thismust have been a stab in the back for jen
footballuva 1 year ago 12
tell me about it, i just wished this movie never happened or at least were two other actors
sahuur500 1 year ago
Love this movie :P
Sanfthauch 1 year ago
"Who's your daddy now?"
hahaha! I've always wanted to say that!
A2daM2daZ 1 year ago 10
me too...still waiting
resurektedphoenix 1 year ago
"do you know that your ticking?" i love that!
adamstory2 1 year ago 10
brad pit is smoking hot
sab628 1 year ago 5
Was they together in real life when they filmed this movie ? =)
z3r0strenght 1 year ago 3
no it was after
ithinkurugly777 1 year ago
well if cheating on jen is what you call "together" coz he was married to jennifer aniston
sahuur500 1 year ago
this movie was the funniest movies ive ever seen
booklover573 1 year ago 3
Adam brody!! <3
kittenDecember 1 year ago
lol @ who's your daddy now
p7879 1 year ago 3
Lurrrrrv it :) x
SarahShalomDavid 1 year ago
Yea this movie is awsome :)
KrazyKarma1 1 year ago
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Dats Mommy and Daddy. Hi, I'm Botswana, their newest Niglet.
castingtherunes 1 year ago
did you know ur ticking lol
most funny movie eva
pokeluv101 2 years ago 3
this movie was fucking funny
*angelina jolie escapes from building*
*brad pitt reaches dead end and watches helplessly*
*bradd pitt: CHICKENSHIT!!!!*
xD
fearlessmetalhead 2 years ago 2