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  • How did he get that straw in that capri sun so easily?!

  • 3:42

    .........

    We need to go deeper.

  • The last part was soo true!!

  • "Not the good type of clown. Because there are no good types of clowns. They're all weird. And Unfunny." xD

  • Bam..just got hit with some truth.

  • My dad is the superhero :D

  • Does this still count if you're adopted?

  • dang college humor, this was pretty deep

  • American dad! the shirt said

  • Be grateful for your dads if you still have them, some of us weren't lucky enough to have the chance to grow up with one.

  • @uMadBroskii some of us were lucky enough to grow up with a Dirt bag, and that is putting it nicely -_-

  • Awwww....<3

  • This made me cry. I swear.

  • "There's no type of good clowns." Oh yeah? Well you at that age looked retarded...*points to ridiculous mop of hair* :P hater

  • Strange. My dad's always been an asshole.

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  • lol i'm going to warped tour for my sweet 16 bahaha sucks to be this kid

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  • my sister is on the tyrant stage and i am on the clown stage almost the tyrant stage

  • (.Y.)...nuff said

  • all dads are super heroes <3

    

  • Im on the phase where my dad is a tyrant...

  • My dad is dead :D .... Wait....

  • "Sometimes he dances"

    Yup, it's my dad all right...

  • No good kind of clown?

    Let me give KidCrusher a call.

    MMFWCL!

  • @rammsteinrulz16 What about the Joker? lol, btw, love your username.

  • @FatalKnight60 Yes of course! How can I forget the Joker!

    Well thanks, I made it pretty much on the fly in high school. I've been meaning to change it. Yours is pretty awesome too.

  • @rammsteinrulz16 Thanks, but same story here, lol. :D

  • This was beautiful.

  • notice how the dad doesnt age or get old-looking through the whole 19-20 years..

  • im my own dad :O

  • My dad is nothing of that ...... hes just drunk all the time :S

  • Wish my dad wasn't so fucking mad all the time....

  • My dad has only been the first two. He never gave me any guidance or rules, never was a "bodyguard" and he never held a 9 to 5 or anything.

  • My Dad is all of these except the tyrant. Love you Dad!

  • T^T What about the kids with deadbeat dads?

  • @Yourgodhasarrived I think they go under the dictators.

  • @Yourgodhasarrived *The Alcoholic*: whats that smell? why is your dad always angry all the time? does it have something to do with all the bottles on the floor? you try tuning out the screaming and yelling but it doesn't seem to work.He tells you money's tight and tries to keep you from your mother.In a few months. your parents separate and you never have to see him again.Your mother wins soul custody. The next time you wanna hear about him is if he's on the side of a milk carton.

  • @Yourgodhasarrived you won't see him hahahahaha

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  • i cant find 1 thing i relate to... my dad is the kind hearted, "get th f*** outta my way or i'll f***in kill u b****" looking dad confusing>:D?

  • I hope that video isn't true my dad was a rapist.

  • @skylinefootball that means you are a rapist :OOOOOO

  • @TheSwezzo I wasn't joking my dad is a evil monster.

  • @skylinefootball srry ;(

    

  • soooodu koorl

  • i'm my own father? wow how drunk was i?

  • 1:17 is the music that is in command and counquer generals :D - i loved that game

  • 30 second ad. no thanks

  • @kylelvg1 firefox with adblock... your welcome

  • Moving.

    I think my heart just grew 2 sizes

  • when the kid was in "the tyrant" he was fucking hot just sayin

    ...minus the makeup

  • oh god my life story

  • this was really adorable lol, made me smile for sure

  • I don't get it...

  • Did dad somehow give birth to himself?

  • @McInnesPwnsItLive Last time I checked, males don't give birth

  • Did I make mum pregnant? :\

    

  • you missed the seventh way you see your dad...as an constantly abusive cunt...jussayin

  • collegehumor I REALLY enjoyed the last part. Made me tear and it's soo true how we can never see it until someone reminds us.

  • I HAVE ONLY SEEN MY DAD AS THE TYRANT AND ME. EVERYONE SAYS IF HE WAS A GIRL OR I WAS A GUY, AND WE WERE THE SAME AGE, WE WOULD BE TWINS. i MISS HIM ALOT, BUT MY PARENTS DIVORCED AND HE MOVED TO NEW JERSEY AND I MOVED TO LOUISIANA CAUSE THTS WERE MY STEP DAD GREW UP, AND HE WANTED TO BE THERE. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THOUGH, RIGHT AFTER THE DIVORCE, HE WOULD MAKE ME TAKE CARE OF MY SISTERS WHEN WE WERE WITH HIM DURING THE WEEKEND. I WAS 8

  • AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

  • This will be in my Dad's inbox on fathers day

  • I dont have a dad :(

  • the last one is: Dead- you love your dad, but know he is gone. You wish you could see him again. You wish you could have been a better son. But he knows you love him and he loves you.

  • 1:28 ...im not gonna lie he looks cute...

  • whats the song at 2:50

  • damn you ninjas and those onions...

  • 2:56 Rooster teeth theme

  • all this time it never occured to you that your dad was a person

  • my dad was/is a drunk

    haven't seen him for 5 years now

  • @tehdutchguy YOU TOO!?!?! I was wondering if I was the only 1 who was like that and was watching this video XD!

  • im a woman to make this ending apply i will need surgery

  • No.

  • hey kid, wanna get a free credit card??

  • I'm so confused...So i'm my dad, But my dad is him, So i'm me, But my dad is me? WTF?!

  • @DarkRoboKitty  it's dadception.

  • 1:28 I WANT TO LICK HIS FACE SO BAD!!! Lol.

  • if im my father, this cant be good for anyone

  • @ChosenChoas Same. My dad is the definition of sleezy drama queen douchebag.

  • who ever disliked this doesnt have a soul

  • whoever wrote this needs to write more.

    a lot more.

  • That was fucking deep.

  • warp tour sucked.

  • ok the emo goth kid was like rlly cute

  • @liviloveyou101 Indeed. :P

  • am i weird if the last part made me cry?

  • didn't make me laugh, but it did make me think!

  • Really good video. Mad respect for doing a serious yet still funny video CollegeHumor.

  • never had a dad...lol

  • actually that's my mom

  • I'm seventeen and I already see pretty eye to eye with both my parents... They actually come to me when they need to talk...

  • i never see my dad...so yeah

  • Story. Of. My. Life.

  • Its a good video, stop posting comments about your shit and bringing everyone down with you.

    This video made me happy, then i read all your depressing comments. THANKS C:

  • That's really awesome. Much respect.

  • My dad died short years after my birth.. damn this thing hit strong on me.

  • they got this completely perfect

  • My dad cheated on my mom for a year with a woman 20 years younger than him. He secretly took money from her bank account that entire year, constantly claiming we had no money and should save. We found out, and spent 7000 dollars worth goods in one day for revenge. Now he wants to sell our house, and divide the savings by half, gives less alimentation than minimum ordered by court and made no effort to step in contact with me or my sister. His catholic side of the family approves.

  • my dad ignored me and i only got into college not so long ago. he divorced my mum, went with a rich blond amd lives with her and his 3 kids which i only found out about a year ago. now he called me and asked how ma and mum are. thingis my mum was so depressed she started drinking and killedhherself. when i told him taht i just shouted at him and said i hope you are happy with your stupid barbie wife. i never want to see his face again -_-

  • in the words of luke skywalker...

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @naturalistmind

    Allmost, it goes, Luke, you ar your farther

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and so on, but great!

  • OMG i can so relate to the tyrant father

  • @frwtr1968 u must be about 14 then.. lol

  • @BlaqMarketProduction lol, actually, im 16 but id give points for being close :3

  • 1:34 "hes like darth vader, hitler..." Epic rap battles?

  • Wow. Feel like calling my dad.

  • There is no good type of clown...

  • The end, total mind fuck

  • @JoseLR325 Exactly

  • aside from the king part, COMPLETE BULLSHIT

  • 0:37 pedophiles look away

  • @ 1:32 Its called slavery ")

  • That just blew my mind!

  • fuck this video at first i saw my dad as great for like 4 years then i saw wat a total assfucking douchebag he was, my dad is a shit for brains piece of shit that never amounted to anything, and he doesnt even have any friends

  • @madpivoter so you're an emo kid who cant go to warped tour at this stage now, huh?

  • @jedlindorff no my dad is basivally the biggest jerk on this planet. im not even emo and fuck knows what the wrped tour is. but i was saying the video just reminds me of how big of an asshole he is i dont even consider him my father any more i consider my stepdad as my father

  • 230 people are with out dads

  • if i had a hairstyle like that.... i think a clown dad is the least of my problems

  • Like. Again.

  • Thanks collegehumor. My dad passed away a little over a year ago. This video is a perfect representation of our relationship. The very end of this video I love. Despite our rocky relationship through the years, I realized he was me once. I just wish I had more time with him.

  • @jeremykoa05

    Same here, my dad passed away when I was ten, and this video is perfect of all of that. The part at the end with how he was looking through the chest reminds me of every time I look at old photos or trinkets my Dad owned. And my mom always tells me how much like him I am, and I am proud to be so.

  • @TrevinoZen14 my dad passed away when i was ten too.

  • @jeremykoa05 same here.

    

  • @jeremykoa05 *Sniffs* BRAVO! BRAVO!!

  • @jeremykoa05 wow Jeremy I was gonna comment on the ending as well, but screw it. I'll just reply to yours instead. Sorry for your loss. I hope you let what he instilled in you to give you courage and to grow and not concentrate on regrets. Sorry if i sound like dr phil. Peace out and God bless ya man :)

  • This was actually very sweet. :)

  • my father is in the body guard phase now

  • teared up a little

  • Yeah...

  • If only the very last part were true...

  • If only I could just start kissing a pretty girl and have her not care

  • 2:52 rooster teeth?!?!?

  • He just solved the oedipus complex :P

  • okay really in all serous how did the dad do the capri sun straw thing so flawlessly?

  • @GHOSTLYFORCE years of practice lol xD

  • I cannot like this video enough.

  • Awwwwww :)

  • Interesting video. Doesn't apply to my dad at all though. Mostly because of certain family issues.

  • That was really interesting, and became quite touching towards the end. I'm curious how a Mom-version of this would have been

  • I'm pretty much a combination of all six to my kids.

  • Jokes on you I never see my dad.

  • 229 people hate dads

  • so tell me if i got this right.... im my own dad.... gross

  • POOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRiped my chillie ring

  • Holy shit, man. This was pretty profound.

  • hahaha that was a nice video but I don;t care cause didn't have a dad XD

  • @grungetitis69 I once new someone who didn't have a dad...he bit me..

  • 20 min. commercial

    failure

  • sooooo wierd!!

    

  • DADCEPTION

  • the old spice commercial is very annoying

  • lol the president makes 400k a year were learning civics

  • omg, this is so true lol 

  • lol, "in the end u find your father tone the one thing u never saw him as, a person." XD!!!

  • Love my dad

  • This was a great video, the ending was true, and the six is usually right

  • that's life for 100% of people who give up too early. yes, i'm a dreamer too :P

  • When people are young they have the whole world ahead of them. They feal like they can be somebody but as you get older you see your dreams come crashing down and soon after that you are just crushed and normal.

    And when you die and your children die. No one will even know you existed at all.

    Thats live for 90% of the human population.

  • @TheIcelandicPatriot you're depressing all of us, just because your personal experiences make you wish you hadn't dreamed in the first place doesn't mean that you have to bring everyone else crashing down. Instead of this do some productive.

  • @TheMultioak I see no harm is speaking what is simply the truth. And for the record this is YouTube. Freedom of speech is still allowed here.

  • Deep.

  • the ending: personseption! (BWONG!)

  • @iggyking6 A person inside a person? Isn't that ussually just called sex?