@Yourgodhasarrived *The Alcoholic*: whats that smell? why is your dad always angry all the time? does it have something to do with all the bottles on the floor? you try tuning out the screaming and yelling but it doesn't seem to work.He tells you money's tight and tries to keep you from your mother.In a few months. your parents separate and you never have to see him again.Your mother wins soul custody. The next time you wanna hear about him is if he's on the side of a milk carton.
I HAVE ONLY SEEN MY DAD AS THE TYRANT AND ME. EVERYONE SAYS IF HE WAS A GIRL OR I WAS A GUY, AND WE WERE THE SAME AGE, WE WOULD BE TWINS. i MISS HIM ALOT, BUT MY PARENTS DIVORCED AND HE MOVED TO NEW JERSEY AND I MOVED TO LOUISIANA CAUSE THTS WERE MY STEP DAD GREW UP, AND HE WANTED TO BE THERE. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THOUGH, RIGHT AFTER THE DIVORCE, HE WOULD MAKE ME TAKE CARE OF MY SISTERS WHEN WE WERE WITH HIM DURING THE WEEKEND. I WAS 8
the last one is: Dead- you love your dad, but know he is gone. You wish you could see him again. You wish you could have been a better son. But he knows you love him and he loves you.
My dad cheated on my mom for a year with a woman 20 years younger than him. He secretly took money from her bank account that entire year, constantly claiming we had no money and should save. We found out, and spent 7000 dollars worth goods in one day for revenge. Now he wants to sell our house, and divide the savings by half, gives less alimentation than minimum ordered by court and made no effort to step in contact with me or my sister. His catholic side of the family approves.
my dad ignored me and i only got into college not so long ago. he divorced my mum, went with a rich blond amd lives with her and his 3 kids which i only found out about a year ago. now he called me and asked how ma and mum are. thingis my mum was so depressed she started drinking and killedhherself. when i told him taht i just shouted at him and said i hope you are happy with your stupid barbie wife. i never want to see his face again -_-
fuck this video at first i saw my dad as great for like 4 years then i saw wat a total assfucking douchebag he was, my dad is a shit for brains piece of shit that never amounted to anything, and he doesnt even have any friends
@jedlindorff no my dad is basivally the biggest jerk on this planet. im not even emo and fuck knows what the wrped tour is. but i was saying the video just reminds me of how big of an asshole he is i dont even consider him my father any more i consider my stepdad as my father
Thanks collegehumor. My dad passed away a little over a year ago. This video is a perfect representation of our relationship. The very end of this video I love. Despite our rocky relationship through the years, I realized he was me once. I just wish I had more time with him.
Same here, my dad passed away when I was ten, and this video is perfect of all of that. The part at the end with how he was looking through the chest reminds me of every time I look at old photos or trinkets my Dad owned. And my mom always tells me how much like him I am, and I am proud to be so.
@jeremykoa05 wow Jeremy I was gonna comment on the ending as well, but screw it. I'll just reply to yours instead. Sorry for your loss. I hope you let what he instilled in you to give you courage and to grow and not concentrate on regrets. Sorry if i sound like dr phil. Peace out and God bless ya man :)
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When people are young they have the whole world ahead of them. They feal like they can be somebody but as you get older you see your dreams come crashing down and soon after that you are just crushed and normal.
And when you die and your children die. No one will even know you existed at all.
@TheIcelandicPatriot you're depressing all of us, just because your personal experiences make you wish you hadn't dreamed in the first place doesn't mean that you have to bring everyone else crashing down. Instead of this do some productive.
How did he get that straw in that capri sun so easily?!
Fazian01 53 minutes ago
3:42
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We need to go deeper.
AnUnkind7 5 hours ago
The last part was soo true!!
The109926 11 hours ago
"Not the good type of clown. Because there are no good types of clowns. They're all weird. And Unfunny." xD
GothicSilverWolf666 11 hours ago
Bam..just got hit with some truth.
calebcaleb2026 12 hours ago
My dad is the superhero :D
Pyro655 12 hours ago
Does this still count if you're adopted?
bowesays 16 hours ago
dang college humor, this was pretty deep
m0m0165 1 day ago 7
American dad! the shirt said
fyllo2010 1 day ago
Be grateful for your dads if you still have them, some of us weren't lucky enough to have the chance to grow up with one.
uMadBroskii 1 day ago 8
@uMadBroskii some of us were lucky enough to grow up with a Dirt bag, and that is putting it nicely -_-
wildfire28382 1 day ago
Awwww....<3
HipHopOtaku 2 days ago
This made me cry. I swear.
Baltabak 2 days ago
"There's no type of good clowns." Oh yeah? Well you at that age looked retarded...*points to ridiculous mop of hair* :P hater
ElfRangerAlasse 2 days ago
Strange. My dad's always been an asshole.
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TheNubbbler 2 days ago
lol i'm going to warped tour for my sweet 16 bahaha sucks to be this kid
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I LOVE MY DAD
zeb120 3 days ago
21212 likes :0
TheMrFireworks 3 days ago
my sister is on the tyrant stage and i am on the clown stage almost the tyrant stage
TheJthedog 3 days ago
(.Y.)...nuff said
agroesbeek 4 days ago
all dads are super heroes <3
talitalz 4 days ago
Im on the phase where my dad is a tyrant...
WadeHy 4 days ago in playlist Season 1
My dad is dead :D .... Wait....
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Wolfwagon13 4 days ago
"Sometimes he dances"
Yup, it's my dad all right...
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MyWilliam1996 5 days ago
No good kind of clown?
Let me give KidCrusher a call.
MMFWCL!
rammsteinrulz16 5 days ago
@rammsteinrulz16 What about the Joker? lol, btw, love your username.
FatalKnight60 4 days ago
@FatalKnight60 Yes of course! How can I forget the Joker!
Well thanks, I made it pretty much on the fly in high school. I've been meaning to change it. Yours is pretty awesome too.
rammsteinrulz16 4 days ago
@rammsteinrulz16 Thanks, but same story here, lol. :D
FatalKnight60 4 days ago
This was beautiful.
SakuraPetals106 5 days ago 7
notice how the dad doesnt age or get old-looking through the whole 19-20 years..
JillyHaddon 5 days ago
im my own dad :O
DarkChoclatewithtop 5 days ago
My dad is nothing of that ...... hes just drunk all the time :S
TheSwezzo 5 days ago
Wish my dad wasn't so fucking mad all the time....
Stealthtacular 6 days ago
My dad has only been the first two. He never gave me any guidance or rules, never was a "bodyguard" and he never held a 9 to 5 or anything.
SweetzHere 6 days ago
My Dad is all of these except the tyrant. Love you Dad!
NicolasMichael1 6 days ago
T^T What about the kids with deadbeat dads?
Yourgodhasarrived 6 days ago in playlist Season 1 50
@Yourgodhasarrived I think they go under the dictators.
Lewa500 4 days ago
@Yourgodhasarrived *The Alcoholic*: whats that smell? why is your dad always angry all the time? does it have something to do with all the bottles on the floor? you try tuning out the screaming and yelling but it doesn't seem to work.He tells you money's tight and tries to keep you from your mother.In a few months. your parents separate and you never have to see him again.Your mother wins soul custody. The next time you wanna hear about him is if he's on the side of a milk carton.
poiuyanthony 3 days ago 4
@Yourgodhasarrived you won't see him hahahahaha
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@Yourgodhasarrived T^T What about the kids with dead dads?
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Kittie10001 10 hours ago in playlist Season 1
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@Yourgodhasarrived
The Six ways kids with deadbeat dads see their dads:
1. Never
2. Drunk
3. Having sex with someone other than their wife/your mom
4. Getting stamina ready for a punch
5. In prison
6. In court
Kittie10001 10 hours ago in playlist Season 1
i cant find 1 thing i relate to... my dad is the kind hearted, "get th f*** outta my way or i'll f***in kill u b****" looking dad confusing>:D?
TheMechanicalTitan 6 days ago
I hope that video isn't true my dad was a rapist.
skylinefootball 6 days ago
@skylinefootball that means you are a rapist :OOOOOO
TheSwezzo 5 days ago
@TheSwezzo I wasn't joking my dad is a evil monster.
skylinefootball 5 days ago
@skylinefootball srry ;(
TheSwezzo 5 days ago
soooodu koorl
BittenByMeFilmz 6 days ago
i'm my own father? wow how drunk was i?
Helgicool 6 days ago
1:17 is the music that is in command and counquer generals :D - i loved that game
JakFooO 6 days ago
30 second ad. no thanks
kylelvg1 6 days ago
@kylelvg1 firefox with adblock... your welcome
seniram91 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
Moving.
I think my heart just grew 2 sizes
translucentmarty 1 week ago 85
when the kid was in "the tyrant" he was fucking hot just sayin
...minus the makeup
LTweekly 1 week ago
oh god my life story
The51195 1 week ago
this was really adorable lol, made me smile for sure
lysssssss27 1 week ago
I don't get it...
McInnesPwnsItLive 1 week ago
Did dad somehow give birth to himself?
McInnesPwnsItLive 1 week ago
@McInnesPwnsItLive Last time I checked, males don't give birth
TheRemixer05 1 week ago
Did I make mum pregnant? :\
McInnesPwnsItLive 1 week ago
you missed the seventh way you see your dad...as an constantly abusive cunt...jussayin
RandomMetalGuy666 1 week ago
collegehumor I REALLY enjoyed the last part. Made me tear and it's soo true how we can never see it until someone reminds us.
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Whoa dude. That was DEEP.
TheSithOverlord666 1 week ago
I HAVE ONLY SEEN MY DAD AS THE TYRANT AND ME. EVERYONE SAYS IF HE WAS A GIRL OR I WAS A GUY, AND WE WERE THE SAME AGE, WE WOULD BE TWINS. i MISS HIM ALOT, BUT MY PARENTS DIVORCED AND HE MOVED TO NEW JERSEY AND I MOVED TO LOUISIANA CAUSE THTS WERE MY STEP DAD GREW UP, AND HE WANTED TO BE THERE. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THOUGH, RIGHT AFTER THE DIVORCE, HE WOULD MAKE ME TAKE CARE OF MY SISTERS WHEN WE WERE WITH HIM DURING THE WEEKEND. I WAS 8
renay1918 1 week ago
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
cowjumpers 1 week ago
This will be in my Dad's inbox on fathers day
TheVideorascal 1 week ago
I dont have a dad :(
6969755 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
the last one is: Dead- you love your dad, but know he is gone. You wish you could see him again. You wish you could have been a better son. But he knows you love him and he loves you.
Starlet1125 1 week ago
1:28 ...im not gonna lie he looks cute...
lilmissa10394 1 week ago
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My dad beat me as a child so this just saddens me
nightmare647 1 week ago
whats the song at 2:50
user19952009 1 week ago
damn you ninjas and those onions...
clarrotXmen 1 week ago
2:56 Rooster teeth theme
FastAndFurious2012 1 week ago
all this time it never occured to you that your dad was a person
NSEUSMAYA 1 week ago
my dad was/is a drunk
haven't seen him for 5 years now
tehdutchguy 1 week ago
@tehdutchguy YOU TOO!?!?! I was wondering if I was the only 1 who was like that and was watching this video XD!
xNinjaKingx 1 week ago
im a woman to make this ending apply i will need surgery
bedtimeat8 1 week ago
No.
ShadowDaPk 1 week ago
hey kid, wanna get a free credit card??
TheStanixx007 1 week ago
I'm so confused...So i'm my dad, But my dad is him, So i'm me, But my dad is me? WTF?!
DarkRoboKitty 1 week ago
@DarkRoboKitty it's dadception.
madeforflaggedvids 1 week ago
1:28 I WANT TO LICK HIS FACE SO BAD!!! Lol.
littleaprilroses 1 week ago
if im my father, this cant be good for anyone
ChosenChoas 1 week ago
@ChosenChoas Same. My dad is the definition of sleezy drama queen douchebag.
Adiesue1 1 week ago
who ever disliked this doesnt have a soul
njcharger24 1 week ago
whoever wrote this needs to write more.
a lot more.
infinitysquaredmusic 1 week ago
That was fucking deep.
mabiniss2 1 week ago
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warp tour sucked.
bridgettemarissa 1 week ago
warp tour sucked.
bridgettemarissa 1 week ago
ok the emo goth kid was like rlly cute
liviloveyou101 1 week ago
@liviloveyou101 Indeed. :P
littleaprilroses 1 week ago
am i weird if the last part made me cry?
tylzz94 1 week ago
didn't make me laugh, but it did make me think!
bakedfresh13 1 week ago
Really good video. Mad respect for doing a serious yet still funny video CollegeHumor.
Cleiusthenes 1 week ago
never had a dad...lol
mowgliwashere 1 week ago
actually that's my mom
AwesomeAhren 1 week ago
I'm seventeen and I already see pretty eye to eye with both my parents... They actually come to me when they need to talk...
dragontamer1600 1 week ago
i never see my dad...so yeah
colombianpride678 1 week ago
Story. Of. My. Life.
irocksalot2 1 week ago
Its a good video, stop posting comments about your shit and bringing everyone down with you.
This video made me happy, then i read all your depressing comments. THANKS C:
LetsgetWasted16 1 week ago
That's really awesome. Much respect.
dietfreeman42718 1 week ago
My dad died short years after my birth.. damn this thing hit strong on me.
A7xNoOnesHome 1 week ago
they got this completely perfect
Frobe1357 1 week ago
My dad cheated on my mom for a year with a woman 20 years younger than him. He secretly took money from her bank account that entire year, constantly claiming we had no money and should save. We found out, and spent 7000 dollars worth goods in one day for revenge. Now he wants to sell our house, and divide the savings by half, gives less alimentation than minimum ordered by court and made no effort to step in contact with me or my sister. His catholic side of the family approves.
M14Ok 1 week ago
my dad ignored me and i only got into college not so long ago. he divorced my mum, went with a rich blond amd lives with her and his 3 kids which i only found out about a year ago. now he called me and asked how ma and mum are. thingis my mum was so depressed she started drinking and killedhherself. when i told him taht i just shouted at him and said i hope you are happy with your stupid barbie wife. i never want to see his face again -_-
MissViolet241 2 weeks ago
in the words of luke skywalker...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
naturalistmind 2 weeks ago
@naturalistmind
Allmost, it goes, Luke, you ar your farther
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and so on, but great!
Daemiadk 2 weeks ago
OMG i can so relate to the tyrant father
frwtr1968 2 weeks ago
@frwtr1968 u must be about 14 then.. lol
BlaqMarketProduction 2 weeks ago
@BlaqMarketProduction lol, actually, im 16 but id give points for being close :3
frwtr1968 2 weeks ago
1:34 "hes like darth vader, hitler..." Epic rap battles?
RattyRatson 2 weeks ago 15
Wow. Feel like calling my dad.
jakeywakeysobakey 2 weeks ago
There is no good type of clown...
PhilanVortex 2 weeks ago
The end, total mind fuck
JoseLR325 2 weeks ago 31
@JoseLR325 Exactly
VangaurdPaladin149 2 weeks ago
aside from the king part, COMPLETE BULLSHIT
chraven45 2 weeks ago
0:37 pedophiles look away
Zdrecks 2 weeks ago
@ 1:32 Its called slavery ")
MegaGangsta4life 2 weeks ago
That just blew my mind!
maxkosmo17 2 weeks ago
fuck this video at first i saw my dad as great for like 4 years then i saw wat a total assfucking douchebag he was, my dad is a shit for brains piece of shit that never amounted to anything, and he doesnt even have any friends
madpivoter 2 weeks ago
@madpivoter so you're an emo kid who cant go to warped tour at this stage now, huh?
jedlindorff 2 weeks ago
@jedlindorff no my dad is basivally the biggest jerk on this planet. im not even emo and fuck knows what the wrped tour is. but i was saying the video just reminds me of how big of an asshole he is i dont even consider him my father any more i consider my stepdad as my father
madpivoter 2 weeks ago
230 people are with out dads
Silvershot6986 2 weeks ago
if i had a hairstyle like that.... i think a clown dad is the least of my problems
tuteenostandard 2 weeks ago
Like. Again.
ronallen10000 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Thanks collegehumor. My dad passed away a little over a year ago. This video is a perfect representation of our relationship. The very end of this video I love. Despite our rocky relationship through the years, I realized he was me once. I just wish I had more time with him.
jeremykoa05 2 weeks ago 170
@jeremykoa05
Same here, my dad passed away when I was ten, and this video is perfect of all of that. The part at the end with how he was looking through the chest reminds me of every time I look at old photos or trinkets my Dad owned. And my mom always tells me how much like him I am, and I am proud to be so.
TrevinoZen14 1 week ago
@TrevinoZen14 my dad passed away when i was ten too.
Skates4Days 1 week ago
@jeremykoa05 same here.
Skates4Days 1 week ago
@jeremykoa05 *Sniffs* BRAVO! BRAVO!!
tinachristianson 1 week ago
@jeremykoa05 wow Jeremy I was gonna comment on the ending as well, but screw it. I'll just reply to yours instead. Sorry for your loss. I hope you let what he instilled in you to give you courage and to grow and not concentrate on regrets. Sorry if i sound like dr phil. Peace out and God bless ya man :)
houstondodgeball 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
This was actually very sweet. :)
Nightryderace 2 weeks ago
my father is in the body guard phase now
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ChanneledKnowledge 2 weeks ago
teared up a little
gingeryi 2 weeks ago
Yeah...
Razzfazz87 2 weeks ago
If only the very last part were true...
Ryctor07 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
If only I could just start kissing a pretty girl and have her not care
nhall022 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 3
2:52 rooster teeth?!?!?
TheALPHAWOLF27 2 weeks ago
He just solved the oedipus complex :P
upsidedownkain 2 weeks ago
okay really in all serous how did the dad do the capri sun straw thing so flawlessly?
GHOSTLYFORCE 2 weeks ago 120
@GHOSTLYFORCE years of practice lol xD
MissViolet241 2 weeks ago
I cannot like this video enough.
ronallen10000 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Awwwwww :)
MyNameIsTristyn 2 weeks ago
Interesting video. Doesn't apply to my dad at all though. Mostly because of certain family issues.
466farmer 2 weeks ago
That was really interesting, and became quite touching towards the end. I'm curious how a Mom-version of this would have been
lethalbee 2 weeks ago 3
I'm pretty much a combination of all six to my kids.
rageman4696 2 weeks ago
Jokes on you I never see my dad.
ClumsyAssassins 2 weeks ago
229 people hate dads
misterasaurus 2 weeks ago
so tell me if i got this right.... im my own dad.... gross
anthonykeynan 2 weeks ago
POOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRiped my chillie ring
lolmeadia 2 weeks ago
Holy shit, man. This was pretty profound.
JFreedom28 2 weeks ago
hahaha that was a nice video but I don;t care cause didn't have a dad XD
grungetitis69 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@grungetitis69 I once new someone who didn't have a dad...he bit me..
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awhitesoul2012 2 weeks ago
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WilliamWaffles 2 weeks ago
sooooo wierd!!
kittyhawk161 3 weeks ago
DADCEPTION
BasementBird 3 weeks ago 5
the old spice commercial is very annoying
SouthernHunter02 3 weeks ago 3
lol the president makes 400k a year were learning civics
ydkiscool 3 weeks ago
omg, this is so true lol
Fredrik951753 3 weeks ago 2
lol, "in the end u find your father tone the one thing u never saw him as, a person." XD!!!
Abiisiketa 3 weeks ago
Love my dad
14534 3 weeks ago
This was a great video, the ending was true, and the six is usually right
TheThisIsSparta300 3 weeks ago
that's life for 100% of people who give up too early. yes, i'm a dreamer too :P
C4theWin 3 weeks ago
When people are young they have the whole world ahead of them. They feal like they can be somebody but as you get older you see your dreams come crashing down and soon after that you are just crushed and normal.
And when you die and your children die. No one will even know you existed at all.
Thats live for 90% of the human population.
TheIcelandicPatriot 3 weeks ago
@TheIcelandicPatriot you're depressing all of us, just because your personal experiences make you wish you hadn't dreamed in the first place doesn't mean that you have to bring everyone else crashing down. Instead of this do some productive.
TheMultioak 3 weeks ago
@TheMultioak I see no harm is speaking what is simply the truth. And for the record this is YouTube. Freedom of speech is still allowed here.
TheIcelandicPatriot 3 weeks ago
Deep.
MrMasonMaynard 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
the ending: personseption! (BWONG!)
iggyking6 3 weeks ago
@iggyking6 A person inside a person? Isn't that ussually just called sex?
EpicAglet 3 weeks ago