TEDxDoha - Ahmed Ahmed - When it Comes to Laughter, We Are All Alike

[JustToAwesome1997]

mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm

[krdaniel123]

he was funny and had good material

audience made it look like a quantum mechanics lecture

[2773304ghaith]

@krdaniel123 sooo true nd frm minute 2 :D

[AnasheedCast]

Same. Old. Jokes.

[Tangoury]

Do you know why they are tough crowds?? because 85 % of them don't know fuckin English

[leche7]

Every Video i seen from TEDxDoha, everyone says tough crowd

[zinebham]

Guy at 9:09-9:12...he was like okay ima laugh now, but oh shit camera is looking!! better not laugh anymore!! LMFAO!! tough crowd!!

[lovepoison102]

OMG what's wrong with those ppl?!Gosh, worst crowd ever!!

[damyiaboy]

@lovepoison102 not all people understand english very well and the culture is kind of different.

[misswonderfullgenius]

isnt he always using the same jokes ??? love him though

[Applebite966]

he looks stoned

[RecycleEmotions]

TED audience are serious people

[fleazieful]

he said he just graduated from flight school :)

[fleazieful]

dude this audience is wackkkk! i love this guy!

[bewareofdajjal]

What are you shia or sufia? You gotta be one of them. Apart from all the practicing muslims fuck all of you arabs. Camel jockeys dont mix your bedouin paganism with Islam. Faggot shaved face! Look in the mirroir you lil bitch, you look like a cunt fish now. Even the converts are 200% better muslim than you culture loving bitches.

[UrSoNotRandom]

@bewareofdajjal No one gave you the right to judge or insult Muslims. And no one especially gave you the right to call somebody a non-Muslim. Allah is The Judge. Not you.Besides Muslims are taught not to swear and I can see how wonderfully you are practicing that. Yes its true Muslims should keep a beard but that doesn't give you the right to insult those who don't, especially with such vulgar languages. Akhi you are helping to create disunity among Muslims. Leave that to America, spread love

[bewareofdajjal]

Who the fok cares about Grand mosque you pagan fucks. All the prophets throughout time had beards, men of high understandings, scolars and you think its all about you grand mosque and that pagan imam? Fok that Imam who shaves, you pagans became like the turks and bosnians. See what happened to them. Why do you think you arab countries along with pakis are licking US govt feet, cuz you are the sold out bitches. You aint muslim no more. Say shahada again you pagan sand dukie. Egyptians wear scarfs

[bewareofdajjal]

Hahaha you bedouin pagan you just committed SHIRK. You said because of the bedouins we the rest of the world are muslim! Bitch who made you pagans see the Truth?! You think you sand dukies were great philosophers or great thinkers or rationals? You pagans had 365 God even after Isa and Daud (aws) just preached. Look how fast you change. Did u forget the movie 10 commandment? You are the decendant of those cow worshippers Egyptians. Dont forget Pharao. So I dont like Arabs traditions, i'm a paki?

[GhadeerA]

LOL Great imitation of DeNiro!

[10rezaie]

I love his voice <3 So manly! lol

[bewareofdajjal]

So what happened to the part where we r muslims. I see some if the ppl in the audience, girls are just being flashy. So we reside at our temporary homes? We cope up with society? Anyway being a musliim isnt only abt I pray or not, eat halal, and fast. We r given the previleage but with it comes responsibilities; like concern of mankind. So wake up faggot shaved faces. At the time of prophet Lut (pbuh) ppl also thought they were modern. They started shaving then. Its not new but faggish practice.

[anerki90]

@bewareofdajjal what a fucking fool you are not all muslims are conservative you idiot you need to get an education and learn that people go about their things differently and if god meant us to all look the same with one "islamic look or dress" he wouldve created us all alike there is a reason why we are all different this islamic look is a myth which only exists in pakistan and these areas only the gulf have a national dress and majority of arabs dont have a specific dresscode

[bewareofdajjal]

@anerki90 Are you serious? You will talk to me about knoweledge? Arent you the decendants of the Pagan Arabs? Ofcourse you are bound to deviate urselves away from the Truth and fall back to what your Ancestors did! Most of the Arabs are illiterate anyway! They are the bedouin of the deserts wonder why they dont know that much about Islam. You claiming that Allah made us different so we should be treating each other or have differnt perspective rather than following the way of life, Islam? Hahaha

[bewareofdajjal]

@anerki90 What is this Bedouin Host wearing? You think thats Islamic? His Clothes is touching the ground! This aint Islamic but Bedouin Tradition. Secondly Ppl back in the TIme of Prophet Ibrahim(aws) thought they were modern too, men first started shaving at the time of Prophet Lut or Lutte (aws) more or less. But Only Faggots used to shave then and we consider the same at todays era. Put a Hijab on a Shaved man, and you can pass him as a woman! Pagan dont bring your Bedouin Tradition in2 Islam

[anerki90]

@bewareofdajjal wtf are you talking about look who's speaking about modernity this guy is egyptian his ancestors created the human culture and his ancestors were the first to unify god and those illiterate Bedouin are the reason why you are a muslim speaking about the people of lutte and shaving beards i doubt you heard about al-azhar grand mosque its the biggest and 1000 year long islamic institution its high imam shaves his beard you ignorant bastard you pakis are the reason for terrorism

[Dredd00000]

Another sold out Arab

[debateSlayer]

@Dredd00000 hes one of the only creative arabs and funny guys in my opinion, SOLD OUT ARAB?!?!?! check Kuwair, Saudi, UAE, these american puppets are sold out arabs, check yourself fool

[mojevesti]

Egyptians are funny people

[rajifusama]

crowd sucks

[Pdarkos93]

lousy audience...come on...laugh shitty!

[davidautomotive]

Love your work !!! Keep up the free speech brother.

[palinadri]

audience sux

[Ammarensky]

All of you here complaining about the audience, this is a Ted talk not a comedy show, he was talking about his experiences, wasn't really about telling jokes. the audience were actually laughing but you can't hear them loud enough in the recording because the stage is not designed to pick the sounds from the audience.

[debateSlayer]

What the fuck was a KKK member named mohamed doing introducing Ahmed squared,

[Koniving]

@debateSlayer Tradtional wear for where they were. "White" clothing doesn't mean "KKK."

[debateSlayer]

@Koniving why are you watching a comedy video when you clearly have absolutely no idea how to comprehend sarcasm or the use of irony. you're probably a saudi in KKK sheets too, driving a lamborghini and buying prostitutes, BUT STILL WEARING THE BED SHEETS ! HAHAHAH

[Koniving]

@debateSlayer Actually I have a 72 virgins, one whore, and a goat given to me. And sarcasm or not, it's still quite an ignorant and hateful comment on your part. Even as a distasteful joke you could have written it to sound more like one. Instead, you wrote it to sound quite serious. Further more, I just explained a fact. There was no need to insult me for trying to enlighten you. That said, I'm actually wearing your mom's bedsheets.

[debateSlayer]

@Koniving You need to be less rigid and open up to the post-globalist world more my bedsheet wearing amigo. You are on a modern communication and information exchanging tool called THE INTERNET! when someone says, What the FUCK is a KKK member doing introducing ahmed, and you assume it's serious, you need some practise on this tool, or else it will make a tool out of you. Enlighten me? i have a master's in political science, and i study geography day and night with university research team for $

[debateSlayer]

@Koniving Arabs aren't very funny people (the bed sheet wearing ones, mediterranean and egyptian arabs are funny people too) because their culture is really rigid and suppressed. Please save the enlightenment for poor people and use your sword to draw their blood and get through to their heads that way, or with oil money. Either way, and what kind of a muslim are you, reverting to insulting another persons mother? shame on you hypocrite

[premchopranice]

audience is horrible



[avialin]

aron kader wasn't lying when he said arabs don't really laugh "yes yes very funny, very funny, you can almost see me laughing"

[nunchaks700]

crowd sucks

[najla9119]

demmm the audience ddnt laugh he must have been sweating hahaha

[isllllam]

the audience are sucks

[Glumdemise]

maybe they dont know english

[Glumdemise]

the audience sux

[aboood811]

audience sucks

[mad2max88]

@aboood811 co-signed.

[Nopounet]

@aboood811 Muslims...

[scorpserpent]

@Nopounet wanker.

[HistoryLubber]

This was good material, stale audience. His jokes had flavor like curried goat and the Qataris had the flavor of a boiled potato.

[00yunis]

Oh yeah he hairy LOL

[Miss3sl]

They didn't laugh because his jokes weren't that funny. he was sooo discreet with them. He should've loosen up a little bit. He didn't even tell them his best jokes. I think he was intimidated by Qataries and what they might think of him if he tell his Arab jokes. all in all I love his jokes but not this time.

[AhmedRAV44]

tough crowds

[linaamoe]

@AhmedRAV44

No .. i think there is no a mic for the crowd thats why

[AbsPal1]

@007SPIDER007 because apperently no one is understanding !lol

[007SPIDER007]

nope...apperently this crowd doesn't laugh.

[AbsPal1]

amazing ..

[forampm]

love all ur shows. youre amazig...

muhammed from jordan...

[moodyg60]

johny de niro