Richard Branson Sends his Parents to Space - Gnooze 1-24-08

[HungryFalcon]

I sware I would merry you! I luv uuuuuuuuu!

[johnnymoondog]

LOL !

[lorianngreen]

so r the mexicans gonna mosh our fence like

that?

[thegibbshow]

born to win

[MBRHIndustries]

To the joy of angst ridden teens everywhere, richard branson says "f u, mom and dad, into space you go!"

[ujdo]

If you don't promo you who will. Remember, tools make things easier.

[Steadno]

Ours elections aren't even legitimate!

[olgakay]

Great video as always and congrats on the spotlight on Revver.

So now I want to ask are you going to SF gathering?

[BOBIzizou87]

I´ve finally seen this video. Suck it YT. They didn't want me to see this gnooze. Suck it YT again. ;P

*Feels good to tell YT they messed it up AGAIN*

[RubberMan2007]

I loves me some Gnooze!

[justplayman]

oh yea

[PiFan7]

Between the boots and the Vulcan death grip, Condi is unstoppable!

[saminnyc]

I don't think it is possible for you to take a bad pic, Marta.  You look great.

[DantesDelToro]

Most of what passes for comedy on YT is brain less annoyance but you pull it off effortlessly--bravo--5* ĐĐŦ

[Ick69]

I didn't know Condi had a Vulcan grip.

[ZachsMind]

Yeah Condi's always been half vulcan, half romulan. Didn't you watch Deep Space Nine?

[Ick69]

No, I spend too much time watching stuff on YT. Your show in particular.

[AnArticulateTroll]

lol

[scottmhoward]

lolol @ "also not his actual parents"

You rule ;D

[PukeyDookey]

marry me.

[ZachsMind]

Get in line, pal! She has to reject all her marriage proposals alphabetically and she's only down to the F's, so cool your jets. You think YOU got it bad? You're just a P! I don't wanna hear no complainin'.

[PukeyDookey]

LOL

[videocream]

Someone should make a picture of Marta next to the "300" guy, with him pointing at her saying,

"THIS

IS

MARTA!"

[It would only be funny, if you watched the "this is Sparta" video, from TownIdiot25 LOL]

[jenzatron]

We should get Condie Rice to be the first passenger on Spaceship 2. We can boot her out when we're up there and send her back to whatever planet she came from. Raaaaaaaaa.

[gnooze]

Hey Jenzatron!!! Missed you around here! You're right: she is otherworldly, isn't she?

[jenzatron]

Yes yes, I've been lurking :P Love the new intro by the way. Don't think I ever mentioned that before.

[theeggwoman]

mambo jambo... No content! Everyone likes to watch a hot and clever chick, so since you're not editing this yourself, get someone to help you on the script!

[gnooze]

I don't generally respond to comments like yours, but I felt it was germane to mention that each episode is heavily researched. Furthermore, most viewers comment on the surfeit of facts in each show. Of course, you're entitled to your opinion, but you'll forgive me if I don't implement your suggestion.

[theeggwoman]

Pardon my syndical apathy; good luck with your channel!

[GaiashKetoji]

Gasp, the background was bluescreen all along. Everything I know is a lie! XD

[gnooze]

No, not everything. Just a cheesy newsroom backdrop. :)

[sandyib3ll]

Love your poses and the sounds you make while posing!!

Great vid Marta!

[gnooze]

Hahahaha. Thanks! I'm so uncomfortable posing I have to make noises.

[gedlongbow]

nice episode as always. get some dude form some tv network to give you a 5 minute minishow and get paid a bajillon dollars a second from it.

[gnooze]

Ohmygosh! I would love to do that. :) You're like a mind reader or something.

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-tah!!

Great epi, as usual. Hey, your goal for space travel is about to be realized!!

P.S.

Condie's stilettos -- ouch! :)

[gnooze]

Stilettos+death grip=yeowch!!!

Now if only I had a gazillion dollars for the space trip. :)

[RebuildingBabel]

you are amazing!!!

[gnooze]

Thank you!!!

[Monkey1249]

Cool.

[nerdfighter4]

LOL She's got her boots and vulcan grip!! Yeah Conde squeezin' some pakastani neck! He does look scared of her in that picture.

[gnooze]

He should be! My mom used to do the neck-grip-talk-through-her-tee­th thing to me and my siblings. It's frightening! ;)

[scottfreitas]

Love the bit where you played "skeptical Israel" concerning the wall... that mysteriouslyt fell... in a systematic manner! ;D

You like Condee's boots, don't you? Fess up! :D You want to buy a pair...

[gnooze]

Scott, I have 2 pairs of tall boots. And I love them. Boots and flip flops are my favorite types of footwear. I gravitate toward extremes I guess.

[SHOHAMVANY]

yo girl!

i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i am not crazy!

love

LOL

[gnooze]

I know you're not! :) Thanks for watching and commenting. I'm talking about Israel a lot these days!

[SHOHAMVANY]

i can see...

and we shall watch more and more...

chao!

(spanish)

[HarleyDrider]

Thanks Marta!!!!

Trauma

[gnooze]

:D No problem Trauma!

[asumazilla]

It's a bluescreen, you're a big fake! ;)

Thanks for all the gnooze updates.

[gnooze]

Thanks for watching them!!! :)

[1938superman]

That Marta Costello... She makes me laugh. hehehe :-)

[gnooze]

Hooray! That's what I'm going for! ;)

[DookofHDP]

There have been times I would've jumped at the chance to send my folks into space. ;P

[gnooze]

Hahahahaha!  I can relate!

(just kidding Mom!)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta. I wonder if the Palestinians want a zipper in the fence,so hey can get in and out easier?

Nice Condicomment,we need more of those.

And since spaceship 1 worked,and flew sucessfully,can he really call the space travel "VIRGIN"?

[gnooze]

Another brainteaser Blargal! :)

[Blargaldalien]

Sorry,I forgot you were blond...(now I did it...)

[gnooze]

Why I oughta!!!! *shakes fist*

[lisasimpson]

omg your Branson impression!!!!!!!!

[gnooze]

:D I started thinking about it: and really, if I were him, I'd be smiling all the time too.

[HarleyDrider]

Hey Marta, I've been watching the GNOOZE for 5 months now. Will you do me a favor and click on my name and watch my one video. It's about Harley's and beautiful women. It's only about 3 minutes. Let me know what you think. Remember it was made for us guys.

Thanks,

Trauma

[gnooze]

Sure, I'll go watch!

[HarleyDrider]

Almost 2000 subscribers!!! Come on people pass on the Gnooze. I would much rather watch Marta than Katie Couric.

Marta....When you pose like that do the famous Marta pose...you know the Pnsew...Pnsew

Trauma

[gnooze]

Hey thanks Trauma! It's a huge help when people spread the word about gnooze. :) Good idea about the guns pose!

[geekyvince]

that space ship 2 looks kinda neat.

[gnooze]

I thought so too, but I'm still not sure I'd want to ride in it. I'd rather go to space as astronaut than a tourist.

And I didn't get to comments the other day, but it was good to meet you too!!!

[goobersayshey]

Hey Hey Hooray for the GNooze.

And on a related note. Looks like SOMEONE got a new diamond solitare (you lucky Gnooze Girl). Keep up the awesome Job.

Big Branson SMile atcha!

Goober

[gnooze]

Hey Hey Hooray for you! :)

[ralcus]

oh! im pretty stupid, all this time i didnt realise the background was fake, i assumed it was filmed at her job or somthing

[gnooze]

You're not stupid! It's meant to look authentic. :)

[JohnCocktoston]

Good stuff.

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[DKW2088]

I love it Marta!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! Hello to Canada!

[qinaden]

Beer and bubblegum Woot!!!!!!

[gnooze]

It's actually a 6-pack of soda!

[1ozcan]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D

[gnooze]

:D Heehee!

[AlterEgoTrip]

photos???? maybe I should try to get a few!! :D

[gnooze]

Photos stress me out so much! I always have this look of panic on my face.

[AlterEgoTrip]

weird because you use it to your advantage on camera, video and moving camera images that is.. :D

[Snuilp]

I wished that all the nooz would be gnooz! :D

[gnooze]

Thanks! That's a nice thing to say!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

such a tool, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL

[gnooze]

Take it easy, MsOphelia! :D That's a lot of laughing and rolling on the floor!

[qiranger]

You may be a tool, but we love you anyway!

Wait... that came out wrong.

Great job as always Marta!

[gnooze]

Thanks Steve! It's ok. I've come to terms with toolness. ;)

[positronicpathways]

This is definitely my favorite sub 5 minute news program!

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!

[positronicpathways]

Woohoo! You're welcome!

[jordanwe]

hahahaha nice richard branson

[gnooze]

Thanks! But for reals, does that guy ever stop smiling? Of course, if I were him, I wouldn't stop either.

[Blargaldalien]

Lockjaw,if he ever got a tetanus shot....

[geargemartin]

not my actual comment.

[gnooze]

Not my actual response.

[Nissie]

Great as always ^_^ I love the gnooze!

[gnooze]

Thanks Nissie! I love nice comments!