Halo 3 - The Lazer-Tek 3000
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  • this is just ppl spartan lazering ppl. i dont get it

    SnoWkidDude 6 months ago

  • 1:12 "FAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGOTFAGGO­T" Thumbs up if you watch SNI

    Larry321ness 6 months ago

  • whear can i get the laser tek 3000

    dragonfistdragon 10 months ago

  • @dragonfistdragon at your local foundry

    SAFWANERS 5 months ago

  • Uh, mom I know what I want for my birthday!

    crazym16dude24 11 months ago

  • Ha! I beat you! Jeff..? Jeff?! JEFF?! NOOOOO!!!

    starcraftflyer17 1 year ago

  • THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!!!

    MrSaggy63 1 year ago

  • im so getting this for me and my 5 year old sisters :D

    vorox5 1 year ago

  • i got you Jeff.Jeff!NO!that's what you get sucker

    Errik903 1 year ago

  • NICE VID LOL KEEP IT UP GUYS

    airwo11 1 year ago

  • Retards its a ####spartan laser

    kildevil8 1 year ago

  • @kildevil8 spartan rifle

    MrHuangKong 1 year ago

  • -.- now i can play some extreme laser tag...

    lilvidmaster200 1 year ago

  • lol

    soccerpump19 1 year ago

  • It blows shit up

    SonictheHeadgehog 1 year ago

  • does it come in blue??????????????????????????

    NOhomo8754 1 year ago

  • Whenever I get one I say: "I have a laser pointer! Want me to show you where your face is?"

    trekkie1701x 1 year ago

  • Wow i found LAZER-TEKs everywhere!

    -_- stupid ppl just left them on the ground.

    THERE AWSOME!

    moneyboy531 1 year ago

  • lol that was funny

    Blackhawk4551 1 year ago

  • Jeff? JEFF?! NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo.....

    I'm finally getting an Xbox 360 tomorrow. Maybe you could..... Send me one?.... As a.... New Xbox gift? :D

    eyeluvmonkies 1 year ago

  • I love the laser tek can you get me 1?

    SAFWANERS 1 year ago

  • this is so F*ckING HALERIOUS I PIZZED MASLEF AL DA WAY THROUGH IT

    deadricbunghole 1 year ago

  • Well the lazer tek 3000 uses proton.... ohh what the **** it blows ****up!

    DoYouLakBanannas 1 year ago

  • It's lasertastic!

    Maxx4609 1 year ago

  • It uses proton-- oh what the hell, it blows s*** up.

    Classic

    Maxx4609 1 year ago

  • Jeff nooooooooooooooooo lol

    TheSapsapa 1 year ago

  • DON T PUT THAT AT DADDY!!!DON T PUT THAT AT DADDY

    Giodra931 1 year ago

  • Your voice made the side of my head hurt :c

    jacethegreat 1 year ago

  • yeah my baby sister would love it even me

    joestudioz 1 year ago

  • Don't point that at daddy lol

    HaLOCoDandaltingsfun 1 year ago

  • lol those damn dinosaurs

    greenbionicle8 1 year ago

  • HA HA I beat you jeff? jeff? NOOOOO

    domi4599 1 year ago

  • I WANT IT!!!!!!

    NOW!!!!

    DEDEDE711 1 year ago

  • no dont point that at daddy noooo KAMBOOM

    domi4599 1 year ago

  • its a spartan laser you noobs!

    Dragonaught2001 1 year ago

  • @Dragonaught2001

    IT'S CALLED A JOKE AND IN

    forceunleshed09 1 year ago

  • nice

    derekjeterfan11 1 year ago

  • im buying one.

    Spookamasta 1 year ago

  • the baby part is a little disturbing dont you think?

    dogmaster214 1 year ago

  • grow a dick

    GenisisXStudios 1 year ago

  • @GenisisXStudios ....? how is this related to the baby scene in the video?

    dogmaster214 1 year ago

  • jeff jeff NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    Tanners1971 1 year ago

  • and play extreme lazer tag BOOM jeff jeff nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

    tysondabomb98 1 year ago

  • aw hell it blows S#%^ up!!!

    darkcrusader1111111 1 year ago

  • this damn dinosaurs are always in my garden

    edzilla19 1 year ago

  • its LASERTASTIC!!!!!!!!1

    HAHAHAHAHAITSME 2 years ago

  • lol was expecting "may contain nuts" at the end

    with maybe the extension of "i mean vaporize nuts. the nuts of your enemies that is. and most like your own. even if you're a woman."

    TinnedWaffles 2 years ago

  • its true though,

    elites = dinosours.

    spartans = power ranger

    RsYtHoRs 2 years ago 20

  • lol

    Lynx023x 2 years ago

  • "it's also good for killing them damn dinosaurs." lol

    ImortalFireman 2 years ago

  • LOL dont point that at daddy dont point that at daddy! *AWESOME MUSIC PLAYS* BOOOOOOM!

    jaredredclone 2 years ago

  • lmfao lol awsome

    303CoolDude 2 years ago

  • This makes me want to buy one even though it could kill me !! =D

    lillance785 2 years ago

  • NICE MAN LOL good job :P LOL

    askthehalofreakss 2 years ago

  • asdfghjkl

    supercarzy1 2 years ago

  • OMG THAT WAS HELARIOUS!!!!!!

    thedialga5001 2 years ago

  • dinos lols

    Y2Ksurviver 2 years ago

  • ROFL ITS LAZERTASTIC XD

    rozar142 2 years ago 2

  • its lazer-tastic xD!!!

    uchiaclan9 2 years ago 2

  • i want one!

    explosivecorn 2 years ago

  • dont point that at daddy, dont point that at daddy!

    dublecc24 2 years ago 14

  • lol great for killing those damn dinosaurs

    legomad 2 years ago

  • great for killing those damn dinosours

    taliban939 2 years ago

  • it uses proton.. ah what the hell it blows sh*t up LOL

    straightdude35 2 years ago

  • hhahahahahajhahaha

    MrJwilly12 2 years ago

  • "Its Lazer-Tastic!" lol!

    GenerateX3 2 years ago

  • when it said its great for babies i was laughing my ass off

    MrKingkiller101 2 years ago

  • hahahahahh i fuckin shit my pants fuckin funny as shit

    jonnybonnie12 2 years ago

  • buuuuuuuuuuu fai cagare xDxD

    abderfggy1 2 years ago

  • lol at the end it say make sure you are older then 35 to hold this weapon and it says babies present

    OmegaTrooper1 2 years ago

  • y not play a game of etreme laser tag oh dude im gonna get you! *charge* explosion hey jeff i got you...jeff jeff NOOOO

    OmegaTrooper1 2 years ago

  • hahaha lol is lazer tastic

    102kratos 2 years ago

  • hilarious lol is great for babiies

    102kratos 2 years ago

  • your right they r good for those dam dinos they where in my attic packed in there like mexicans it was horrible but then i got the lazer tek 3000 and no more dinos....

    Y2Ksurviver 2 years ago

  • Elites aren't really considered dinosaurs, but what else is he suppose to use?

    flamedramon02 2 years ago

  • awesome

    ArmorgradeProduction 2 years ago

  • LOL(;

    allstarjosh619 2 years ago

  • hehehehe..

    jaqu19 2 years ago

  • Fuck u elites aren't dinosaurs.

    FreddyGuy925 2 years ago

  • dude its a joke if you find something that looks like dinosaurs tell me

    pedro102195 2 years ago

  • the end made laugh my head off "blah blah...results will vary

    BigD0395 2 years ago

  • lol

    anmlover 2 years ago

  • oh what the hell it blows shit up

    OMARnCARL 2 years ago

  • Ill buy one hell ill take 20.

    jaysmom1998 2 years ago

  • I meny use it on bitchy moms.

    Rpoman2009 2 years ago

  • Is it good for bitchy moms?

    Rpoman2009 2 years ago

  • yes they are dinosorous

    jonnyj3000 2 years ago

  • elites aren't dinosours, they're aliens

    ngin9 2 years ago

  • thats the joke!

    SiddXD 2 years ago 3

  • Can it work on my sisters? rofl

    ShaskMan 2 years ago 2

  • Cool! well what does it do? "The Lazer Tek is a proton..... well what the heck. IT BLOWS &^%* UP!" LOLOLOL

    raendril008 2 years ago 2

  • omg that was the funniest thing ever lik (dont point that at daddy, dont point that at daddy.)

    halocraz248 2 years ago

  • XD 5/5

    Rpoman2009 2 years ago

  • well the lasertek uses proton....ah what the hell it blows s*** up lol

    xbox576 2 years ago

  • lol everyone who whatches this vid read the end of it! lol great video i laugh hard with the dinosaur sounds :)

    MegaMittens 2 years ago 2

  • 1:36 gives me chills

    fouxcrackr 2 years ago

  • your right it was scary

    sithlord9090 2 years ago

  • This thing WILL KILL YOU.Seriously,this thing is just F***ing nuts.I don't even know how we were able to advertise this on T.V. Its probably illegal.Don't tell anyone...results may vary...

    skulltanker678 2 years ago

  • i mean 0:52

    drkbowers 2 years ago

  • haha i beat u jeff?jeff?! noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

    lol o:52

    drkbowers 2 years ago

  • 1:22 made me lawl at the dinosaur noise.

    GuidesAndRunes 2 years ago 2

  • The gun is just the Spartan Laser but very funny!

    hubbabubba5145 2 years ago

  • 0:47

    BIONICLE113 2 years ago

  • What does it do? "well the lazertek 3000 uses proton....ah what the hell it blows s*** up" my favorite part lol

    zzXDarKXzz 2 years ago

  • love it lolol

    thefarocks 2 years ago

  • lol omg read the end of the video

    DNigger 2 years ago 3

  • hilarious!

    RGCBLuDuck 2 years ago 2

  • lol, read the disclaimer guys

    eddmario 2 years ago 2

  • lol xD!

    bloodystealt 2 years ago 2

  • lol

    kazanaski 2 years ago

  • but elites r awesome- even though i play as a spartan

    ApocalipsalMikey 2 years ago

  • dont point that at daddy (shoots laser) lolool

    Jasestyle 2 years ago

  • Ha , "Oh what the Hell it blows S#!% up" 00.32 - 00.35.

    rav117 2 years ago 2

  • I don't like halo that much, but watching this made me wish i had a 360 :D

    MrBoJingles22 2 years ago

  • I love the camera zoom from 0:47-0:50

    Protomod 2 years ago

  • yea its AWSOME!!! :D

    charlaie13 2 years ago

  • the baby scares me

    MASTERLINKEX 2 years ago

  • Vagabond, nice! Great for kiling those damn dinosaurs

    paintballgundown8 2 years ago

  • Dont point that at daddy....Dont point that at daddy....EXPLOSION (awesome)

    xXReclaimerXx 2 years ago

  • rofl! I HATE DINOSAURS! BOOSH! FATALITY

    dogmaster214 2 years ago

  • I HATE DINOSAURS! >:(

    XD :P

    tjardo16 2 years ago

  • get a mic not microsoft sam, good videos thou

    JohnDudeGuy 2 years ago

  • FUCKING DINOSAURSSS

    chrissnsmatt 2 years ago

  • dont point that at daddy let the bodies hit the floooooooooooooooooooooor XD and Godzilla's voice WEWT!!!

    marthman1 2 years ago

  • it would be awsom if humans could do the godzilla roar, then fire a dbz lazer out our mouths.

    oatmealj 2 years ago

  • GODZILLA lol

    SuperGuitarherofreak 2 years ago

  • ''Don't point that at Daddy! Don't point that at Daddy!!'' *BOOM* *cough cough cough cough* lol

    taintingfeature 2 years ago

  • lol godzilla.

    Resgmix 2 years ago

  • i kinda feel sorry for the dinosaur

    KillerEmoNinja 2 years ago

  • i want one for chrismas can you send me one? no im just kidding

    chichitofu 2 years ago

  • lol

    chichitofu 2 years ago

  • haha good for those damn dinosaurs

    nyyankees24 2 years ago

  • 0:48 - 0:51 what song is that?

    greendaypunkit 2 years ago

  • let the bodies hit the floor

    van2cool 2 years ago

  • No its just bodies

    Flypig777 2 years ago

  • cheers guys :D

    greendaypunkit 2 years ago

  • just bodies.

    MonkeyWrench1989 2 years ago

  • i got 1 for christmas

    Cornetto94 2 years ago 3

  • lol

    wildchild1202 2 years ago

  • whats the name of the SONG

    josinatorxl 2 years ago

  • the ending song is vagabond

    HuntingHunterG 2 years ago

  • my fav weapon is halo is the lazer and when  i saw this.....im goinng to play halo now!!!!! rolf!!

    firerzero 2 years ago

  • how about a game of extreme lazer tag

    *lazer

    haha, i got you jeff...jeff? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    lol

    Slipknot4President 2 years ago 3

  • text this number and tell him not to send his number to random people on the internet 916 230 1741

    1skurk 2 years ago

  • Epic Lolz

    H3xTOxTHExZ 2 years ago

  • "this things cool"

    "dont point that at daddy, DONT POINT THAT AT DADDY!"

    *laser*

    slaya771 2 years ago

  • ITS LAZER TASTIC XD

    Halo3xmas 2 years ago

  • IM A CHARGIN MI LAZERZ

    ThexxFramexx 2 years ago

  • that was really funny and you put one of the best songs from GTA IV in it! 2 Thumbs up on my part!

    CrazyDude10528 2 years ago 2

  • whats the name of the song

    insaneaceprodutions 2 years ago

  • but it got 219 thumbs up

    weegoPEEE 2 years ago

  • lol...dinosaurs XD

    WooFMewMew 2 years ago

  • hahhahahahaah lamo thats funny

    atmfresh 2 years ago

  • You stole inviso-ball from Forrestfire101 (lol,not really)

    EDEDDEDDY8 2 years ago

  • funny vid man lol!

    pwnrofdanubs 2 years ago

  • Well, The lazer tek 3000 uses proton... oh what the hell, it blows $hit up!

    xD Extreme lazer tag!!

    Little brother annoying you? Whip out the lazer tek!

    The lazer tek is also great for killing those DAMN dinosaurs!

    Hilarious. 5/5

    01Envy10 2 years ago

  • well the lazer tek 300 uses proton...ah what the hell it blows sh** up lol

    zzXDarKXzz 2 years ago

  • dont point that at dadd- ughhhhhhhhh

    OblivionNerd18 2 years ago

  • LOL'S

    xXxXxXxXxooooXZXZ240 2 years ago

  • its also great for those damn dinosaurs... lol!

    tazneo1 2 years ago

  • Results may wary

    PaintBguy 2 years ago

  • damn dinosaurs

    Javelin01 2 years ago

  • its LASER-TASTIC!!!!

    smartygirl65 2 years ago

  • lol jeff jeff noooooo!!

    dfdfzv 2 years ago

  • its also great for killin the darn dinosaurs lol.

    SonicGuy13 2 years ago

  • dinorawr

    deadnose 2 years ago

  • "HAHA I got you....Jeff....JEFF!!, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Priceless.

    Xmatron 2 years ago

  • some results may vary lol thats funny

    flamingjchicken 2 years ago

  • LOL The credits

    Halo0Guy 3 years ago

  • at 0:41 that kid sounds so stupid and funny

    hardcoreactionhalo 3 years ago

  • awesome!!!!!!!!!more more more more vids like this!!!5\5

    lolmanboom 3 years ago

  • dude surprised it doesnt have more views

    it blows shit up!

    LaxPro93 3 years ago

  • umm..that..was..AWSOME!!!!!!!!­!

    CMHDtheHD 3 years ago

  • dont shoot daddy dont shoot daddy!!!!!!!!*BOOOM*

    spartantj117 3 years ago

  • "hell its even good for those annoying dinosaurs" lol!

    tazneo1 3 years ago

  • my lazer tech is broken and i cant get anyone to fix it becuase its illegal and you cant fix it becuase your on untracble island somwhere of the coast of the carribean lol!

    spartantnt1023 3 years ago 2

  • I want 10 for me and my friends.lolololololol

    Jefersonmen2a 3 years ago

  • nice!

    Carbine97 3 years ago

  • can I buy 1.lolololololol

    guitarmanXK68 3 years ago 2

  • lol 1:35 XD

    jensaboy007 3 years ago

  • little brother annoying you the laser tech can take care of that *blows up little bro*

    hfhgfjn 3 years ago