The Matrix : The Indian Version

[CrabbyCakes702]

He Shot his bulletproof nipple ring lol

[w0nKy000]

seems legit

[vergilioneto]

legal



[oldmancafu]

that looks like some low budget film 

[Eldoritoz]

dafuq is this?



[zewspro1992]

да как ффильм то называется? шикарен ведь!

[LittleOnen]

What.

[dalektaliban]

fucking hacker

[BossPanzer]

Where can I get this indian amulet which protects against bullets ?

[lnzaghi10]

Looooool

[BoredNeedToLOL]

FUCKING EPIC THIS IS LIKE 100x better then the matrix!

[welsh57]

press 5

[MrLila22222]

this is fucking crazy

[Starfox64nintendo]

It looks like they found some random hotdog vendor and asked if he wanted to be a star in an action film. He responded with "sure I guess".

VOILA

[gurusct]

fucking vijayakanthu...mother fucker tamilan

[theetamilan]

@gurusct

u motherfucker..vijayakanth is a telugu...

[nicooliva]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DeepakPawndU]

I have had my fill of mind-fuck for today, I'm off to bed now. :/

[imewompa]

LOL

[nefelin1986]

Chuck????is it u????

[CrazyChaziee]

ahahahahahaha jheeze wrse dan african film...

[L0OOOooooOOOOOOOOL]

ahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ahahahhaah

[MushyAlchemist]

ugh, vijayakanth, will you never stop haunting us?

[Lebonah]

Isnt he GOLIMAR?

[The1Kmacho]

Real life Mario kicks ass

[carmineA1]

U mean the terminator

[ederendark]

very bad ¬¬

[DrakyGordon]

also note the full bullet flying out of the gun. usually its the lead tip which is the projectile..

[Getouttaheregogogogo]

this has nothing to do whit matrix, pretty funny still :D

[ColeVecsion]

lol c'mon India you can't honestly tell me you took one look at this middle aged technical support worker and thought "action star!"

[THuGZZTA]

@ColeVecsion

Of course not. It's his stunning performance!! Look at him he's a natural!

[RyanCooper101]

MOVIE NAME?

[rediffmaddy]

@0:06 That lady notices the bullet XD

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Cloverfield had better camera work than this!

[MrPersianlion]

much better than matrix

[SuperBebegun]

humm im staring to think westen people watch indian flims more than the Indians

[pillsareyummy]

Ah, Indian cinema... There is nothing they won't rip off, nor fuck up.

[yagneshiyer88]

Interweb tip #62: The only way to deal with a troll is to never acknowledge its presence...

[MushyAlchemist]

@yagneshiyer88 I was so close to acknowledging it, then I went on its youtube channel and realized how sad it was ;_;

[TheWitchking123]

lol I hate south Indians!! FOOLSS!!...those stupid yamma anna filthy shit poos lmfao!

[sreinvention]

Ha... Just fuckin ha! Love it. I'd buy the DVD.

[vijaykalpathi]

@yagneshiyer88 ROTFLMFAO dude!!

[YxUxNOxGTFO]

Aint that some shit!!

[angioyt]

che cazzata

[yagneshiyer88]

I used to nipple-bounce bullets, then i took one in the knee

[TheWitchking123]

@yagneshiyer88 SKYRIM AGAIN!?

[redefyne]

@yagneshiyer88 hahahahaha

[SGVknarf]

Nipples that deflect bullets?

[MuslimVlogGuy]

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

WTF?

[om3g4z3r0]

oh dude , that is awesome

[Da666ManIsBak]

All hail the left nipple!

[hindu229]

look at him...looks like the perfect stereotype of a 'jackass'.

[TheAmazeingAnarchist]

not as good as the movie where the guy did a side slide under a semi with a horse

[greenrefrigerator]

A real winner of a movie.

This is as bad as those old Weng-Weng movies back in the 80's.

[AnimayeIsGaye]

Lolwut

[darkhelloween666]

whats the name of this movie?^^

[jstsurreal]

He looks like a fat unemployed bear

[zalikster]

HAHAHAHAHA, love the awkward scream at the end XD

[senavi123]

Who ever watching this movie I say there the no 1 village .

[Crowuchihalawliet]

Matrix U.S. is also a disgrace

[MRauTObt]

Why do they usualy hire some guy who looks like he works at a kwik-i-mart to be leading role in these films?

[harshavardhana0]

avnakkan mank makkar

[RedhasCabin]

press 8 for ballet dance

[141cbc]

indian idiots

[SuperBebegun]

@141cbc dude drop the cokyness

[BladeRunner31415]

oh man I never laughed so hard in a long time. Good stuff. I Like :D

[chann0071]

what the ................?

[SuperBebegun]

im srilankan and yes india probs make better flims than us but its soo funny i love it xp

[DubStepEdition]

indian film and music is shit

[MrSanjohn]

and then they dances :)

[ramiloveindia]

He is a joker of Indian film industry and few more jokers in Telugu too :P

[xservintage]

Yes... copying... because in Matrix, people have huge moustaches and nipples made of steel that make bullets backfire.

[B0o0o0gieMan]

0:07 wake up dude, someone's shooting you

0:13 oooooo never mind

[akshayramachandranp]

lol....great....worlds dumbest scene ever......

[Saketh2012]

Lmfao.. :D

[w7100]

matrix powers nothing, it was the 70's porn stache that deflected that bullet

[Subash0069]

indian chuck norris?

[Platifiy]

I'm an Indian and I honestly had no idea this was a movie! LOL But I do know this shit kind of shit happens though :P

[theexler8er]

I just want to make a point...this is tamil...not indian

[Platifiy]

@theexler8er Sigh -.- Tamil is Indian . 

[Engfinity]

That gaze alone could kill a bear

[zemiakovica]

They smoke lot of weed in india I'm sure.

[jmwolf350]

Looks legit.

[hindu229]

and tamilians ....the most intelligent people of india....LMFAO..LOL!

[hindu229]

tamil nadu's most good looking hero...lol!

[killerfox8]

lollllllllllllll

[SuperUncleruckus]

hahahaha so ghetto it was jokes

[MegaYoga666]

hahahahahaaaaaa



[themasterglitch12]

he was using explosive rounds

[headtufino]

everything is better remade in India x)

[WolfTheGamer]

Indian Super Mario is bulletproof!

[B33ZL3D1CK]

exploding gun shot wounds are bad ass



[krishnanunniprakasan]

the hero vijaykanth looks like an ugly fat pig

[mdytmhgd]

Where did they get a gun that shoots the bullet AND the casing???

[MrMadMcMad]

Still a better film than Twilight.

[europeancheetah]

@MrMadMcMad Anytime-anyway-anyhow! Nothing is crappier than those stone-vampires.

[csyd22]

@MrMadMcMad so ur admitting ur watched twilight

[MrMadMcMad]

@csyd22 Yes, I was forced by my girlfriend. Anyways, what's your point?

[csyd22]

@MrMadMcMad bull shit cunt dont lie u fuken love twilight u homo dont give me excuse about ur gf making u watch it cause we know u went to watch it alone homooooo

[MrMadMcMad]

@csyd22 I bet you don't have a girlfriend. I bet you never even seen a real cunt before. Right now, your mouth smells like an asshole. Git.

[csyd22]

@MrMadMcMad i have seen a cunt b4 ur moms cunt she was a tight lil slut u must have a small head haha bet ur still a virgin ass hole stupid inidan fuk

[MrMadMcMad]

@csyd22 I bet you don't know that I'm your father.

[csyd22]

@MrMadMcMad top come back mate... got me there.... i bet u dont know ur father cause he took a shit on ur baby cott and threw it in the river cause ur such a shit cunt and he knew u would like twilight he was a smart man....

[Redefynety]

@MrMadMcMad you're too high on drugs.

[Enrique6700]

@MrMadMcMad amen

[017SHAMe]

this defies all laws of physics known to mankind

[levelle8075]

still better acting than Keanu....

[Zwartekaka]

Lol this looks more like a parody.

[jmc123]

what cheat codes was he using i must know!

[boganlessons]

indian man of steel???

[FourStringFreak]

@johnDoe5505 haha look closer you might see the laser beam PEW PEW

[MrSniperscope]

lol this is so stupid! why is the croud looking at the bullet? XD

[SuperBroomBrooom]

"A stupid Indian movie imitates The Matrix." right and you have no idea how matrix style is heavily inspired by chinese film and tv series martial arts

[MrPIMPSLACK]

.......Yum Yum YUm YUm.....tummy

[darrenmarkb]

Chuck norris would be proud!!

[MarDure]

Сука, там даже обычные прохожие - сверхлюди. Видели, как они взглядом следили за полётом пули? Не, я в Индию ни ногой...

[92renegade]

@Q8379 10 rupees and a chicken korma

[rfsculero]

But that's Suparman.

[SAIGOVIND1234]

haaa ayyo ayyo

[seran694]

@SAIGOVIND1234 enna kodumaiya ithu!!!

[SAIGOVIND1234]

@seran694 what to do all the great vijaykanth a than kekunum bad name for best film industry

[Q8379]

What was their special effects budget? 10 rupees?

[Bl0odDot]

looooooooooooooooool

[FourStringFreak]

@HDZ274 no no no..this protagonist is special. he comes complete with permanently raised eyebrows.

[matthew7319]

so which is made in china- the bullet or the gun?

[anshmania]

these r all tamil movies made in sri lanka. stop calling it india for fuck sake.

[TheThamilArasan]

@anshmania there indian movies u dumbass...tamils are also indian

[nadabeloved]

wtf

[HyperXcube]

Gotta put this into the army military training program.

Countries need soldiers to deflect bullets with their nipples!

[LeonidasTheCrow]

GOLIMARRRRRRRR

[Tjextreme2]

Looks more like something out of Kung Fu Hustle than The Matrix.

[Fgermay]

It's Ron F**king Swanson!

[MrElloco1979]

this video makes me think twice about robbing a 7eleven

[TheOmar291992]

this video theme is so stupid.... that's the indian version of superman you idiots is not matrix....

[childofthesun32]

Has India ever made anything original and not ripped off some Western idea and totally ruined it by ridiculousness..... And gay dancing?

[lordoid]

Damn! That was badass!

[bootyluvqwer]

lmao yeah cuzz north indians make better movies right, i can recall like 80 hindi scenes as ridiculous as this. Majority of indian movies are crap, whether its north or south, they all fail at action movies.

[mradiloh]

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[33hegemon]

He....isn't The One!

[aloisbembel]

In India superheroes look like ordinary dock workers.

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

I love how when someone gets injured in a Indian movie it's totally quirky and not at all serious.

[xxxskullkingxxx1]

some might say he is the nipple king

[Hope4BestPlan4Worst]

0:06 she moved her head following the bullet?!?!?!?! WTF the director were thinking

[ricarleite]

..... oKAY! *walks backwards slowly and leaves*

[myfaith1969]

Lol they couldnt find better looking actors.

[Bobomb70]

Anybody know what movie this is?

[original4242]

автор пидар удалил мой лучший комментарий

[iXyled]

hoooooooooooooot

[ferrarijm1]

cutreeeeee



[miniMagii]

lolwut

[Princess87Yuna]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDD

[schizophrenie123456]

Like a BOSS !

[Zairbee]

WTF???

[kkchance]

Mr. steel nipples

[vinoa]

lmao! what a fat gooftard

[MrKasperabhay]

and then they danced on TUNAK TUNAK TUN !!

[anttibess]

PUUUTAA MADREEEEEE kkkkkk

que que isssu mel dels o diabo exisssteee o diabo existeee lkkk

[zxdish]

take a dump after that.

[Kyros]

sand niggers shouldn't make movies

[017SHAMe]

hahahahhahaha.wtf was that???

[DJGRAJ]

this aint bollywood u ediots

[halo99yo]

Dude this movie is so awesome! it was suppose to be a comedy not aaction movie!

[Communist2012]

and then they broke out into song and dance, and then the bad guy died, and the boy and girl got married, and they lived happily ever after ...

lol bollywood is so shit. always chick flicks and rom coms -_- I WANT MORE MANLY ACTION MOVIES !

[Gillman10able]

Wow! Someone caught this on tape?

[BeckMeisterr]

IN EVERY BOLLYWOOD THEY DANCE EVERYWHERE

[rediffmaddy]

@0:09 " AAAH " XD

[rediffmaddy]

his name 's CAPTAIN VIJAYKANT!

[raunaks666]

0:04 notice how the old women traces the path of the bullet... LMFAO

[gaidysxx]

AHAHHAHAHAH.that really makes sence ;DDD

[dorkman135]

WTF is wrong between the dudes eyebrows?

[ChiroExplainPlox]

@dorkman135

that's his third eye dude, that's proof this motherfucker is awesome as fuck.

[VanilleHatesCodehook]

o m g

[FourStringFreak]

the power lies in the mustache..

[HDZ274]

@FourStringFreak Nah, then every protagonist in india could do this.

[pendragonU]

@FourStringFreak that's a mean mo...fo?

[SaraDreamful]

@FourStringFreak hahahhahahahah ur comment is funnier than the video!!