Tossing The Salad In Jail - Life In American Prison

[ramzi45]

fuck me man

i am not an american, never been to america and never met an american in person, but god damn, if you go to america dont end up in prison

[KJLesnick]

Brought to you by Smuckers: The Inmate's Preferred Jelly for Ass-Sucking....

[maseta420]

@vergadoce your a str8 fagget

[maseta420]

he lost me when he said the guys owed him money and he sucked their dick . WTF???

[romeo3802]

lol its clean... its decent!

[youmirindude]

LMAO Arnold @ the end.

[FleeceJohnson1]

SPLAIN......LOL

[BonezHD]

I prefer syrup.

[THENAWP1]

Fuckin HILARIOUS @ :38!

[OMG36C]

He is stupid as fuck. So only decent fags tossed the salad? This video right here can change lives.

[RogerHoare]

This is how AIDS spread so wildly in the Black community. It was not a "plot" by the government, but — as stated by researchers — it was a result of rampant homosexual practices by Blacks in prison who then infect others when they are released. I was cynical at first, but this only goes to prove it.

[y512516]

0:52

just doing bench press

WITH A PENIS IN MY FACE

[stocker104]

Nigga just said he got revenge on a guy by sucking his dick

[BRUTALGn5]

its pan cake day, and the syrup comes out but whenver i see syrup or jelly i think of the toss the salad man.

[Naomiluvsice]

@ epichoe bitch u shut the fuck up lil trick i worked in a muthafukin prison i know what goes on in the pena bitch go die hoe

[djdogjuam]

1:17 - "...he helpless, right? His dick hard, I'm suckin on it, right? I came right up and I cut him."

That's some Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman level revenge right there.

[djdogjuam]

0:54 - How is he comfortable bench pressin wit that huge guy's huge bulge a few inches from his face?

[Zjaworski88]

hands down the funniest shit i have ever seen in my life..."Eat me...and we straight!" HOW YOU GUN 'SPLAIN DAT!?

[savemyplaylist]

Typical nigger, eating shit like a monkey.

[Nelly305ful]

FAG

[ImTrynnaGetHighDoe]

I thought this was Charlie Murphy

[Naomiluvsice]

Filthy ass nigga black guys will fuck men just as quick as they`ll fuck women . Thats why the AIDS crisis is so overwhelming in the black community

[EpicBxtch]

@Naomiluvsice nigga fuck you thats a lies its THEM WHITES. WHITE GAYS you bitch

[THENAWP1]

@EpicBxtch The FACTS say YOU are the BITCH!!!!!LOL!

[THENAWP1]

@Naomiluvsice That's the troof! Though they don't wanna hear it!

[bamboneski]

once again ...how is sucking a guy off revenge for him stealing from you?

[AgrivatedKillah]

LOL @ let him eat me

[Ostnizdasht206]

He called himself a fag. XD

[allthechecks]

i did not know about this i just saw this on this on south park i did not know it was going to be about tht wow

[XXTorlinZXX]

whats the name of this documentary??? lol no homo but im interested to see what else happens in prison

[savemyplaylist]

@XXTorlinZXX homo

[TheBomblee]

stupid and gay lmao

[luke1191]

@Vergadoce ok fagat

[FoPBeatzz]

DERE IZ NO WAY IN HELL HE CAN SPLAIN DAT TO DA MINERSTARTION

[FoPBeatzz]

LET HIM EAT ME UNO WE STRHAYT

[Vergadoce]

Sometimes when you're in a pinch you gotta do what you gotta do. But I'd never take dick. I've let a few faggots like this suck my dick when I did 3 months in county. But I have my limits. I'm not trying to ass fuck no man. THAT would be fuckin gay

[PaulPorter31B]

@Vergadoce Please tell me you're being sarcastic. Letting another man suck your dick makes you a faggot as well. I hope you just said that to get a laugh. You're another down low booty pirate.

[Vergadoce]

@PaulPorter31B No it doesn't. Especially not if you're in jail. If you wanna get some real cred, you bitchmake a nigga. Make the biggest, meanest, baddest nigga in there drop to his knees and suck yo dick. And make him like it. HE's the faggot. Not you. and trust me, niggas in the joint will stay away from you -- except the faggots. But faggots are easy to control. They'll steal cigs for you, steal money, even knife a nigga if you throw that dick in they mouth every now and then.

[PaulPorter31B]

@Vergadoce If you're a man and you have any kind of sex with another man that makes you gay. There is no other way to explain it. You just committed an homosexual act. How could you even let another man suck your dick and still consider yourself straight? Lets agree to disagree. How did you even become aroused enough to get a hard on for a faggot?

[Vergadoce]

@PaulPorter31B How? I'm thinking about a bitch. And trust some of these fags suck dick so good you think it's a bitch. I aint gonna fuck em in the ass. Now that's some gay shit. But gettin ya dick sucked aint gay. That's natural

[babyloveo7]

@Vergadoce  ur a fag homie!

[Vergadoce]

@babyloveo7 Where you at? I'll rape your asshole w/my 10 inches and see who you call fag then

[babyloveo7]

@Vergadoce ewwww u a dookie lover I dont do clolset prisn fags sorry save that 4 the gay men n down low thugs im a transexual dont want ya!!!

[Vergadoce]

@babyloveo7 Transsexual? That makes you a FAGGOT. You have no standards. I'd piss on your twisted ass. Then make you clean my cock by sucking it dry. No homo

[okrainbows1]

i sucked his dick in a closet

[FoPBeatzz]

@okrainbows1 ina klawsit

[IceTray36]

@okrainbows1 faggot

[tasmanianjayney]

It's like a pussy, except it's not a pussy.

[okrainbows1]

did he say reach my climate

[blklightning330]

chris rock sent me.

[todd8333]

I am glad I live in Denmark.

[andrewvanrhoberts]

@todd8333 the niggas will get over there eventually. They love the white folks

[ifarmallday]

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[SH0CK3I2]

BUT TOM HERE WILL BE CALLIN' IT LUNCH!

[Snakezzz]

Nigga just eating asshole because he needs nigger juice to survive.

[LaxRatBra]

MLK day tribute

[bigplatinumdonkey]

ALL NIGGERS EAT ASS HOLE !

[iamerror2]

ew

[iamerror2]

:(

[jm01031976]

I will never be able to eat pancakes again :(

[RafaelHanussek]

Can't explain that

[harapuiawing333]

Its a sensational feeling... It feels good.... smh -_-

[aaaosorno]

I was searching for Angamima pancake syrup and ran into this faggot ass video. Can someone explain, how the fuck someone gonna owe you money and you have to suck his dick? wheres the profit in that shit? Wish girls were that desperate.

[decade03]

I gotta stop downloading movies... dont wanna be in the pen with dis nigga

[bamboneski]

there's no way in hell he can splain that to da administration!

[DMTfabric]

"on a Saturday"

[FoPBeatzz]

@DMTfabric Ona SataDay

[yellow490]

Nigger university NU at it's finest niggers are vile crea

[SuperMoss15]

This is the video that has persuaded me to check for concealed weapons on any woman's person who's about to perform fellatio on me out of fear that in the middle of it she'll pull out a knife and "come up and cut me." Talk about "safe sex."

[TheLiviawest]

it's clean..

[GreekBruh]

go to cc along the bottom of the video, and click transcribe audio

FUCKING LOLOLOL

[AbbeAbyss]

@GreekBruh ROFL. That made my week. Now I gotta try this with the "Booty Warrior".

[TheVenturino123]

can someone tell me exactly what he means by cutting him? as in cut his throat? cut his dick? etc?

[Thegoldstarman]

@TheVenturino123 stabbed

[mannymatrixofwar2]

THIS NIGGA IS SO HARD THAT HE GAY.

[xMorentz]

Took me a while to understand wtf he saying. He says he cut the guy while he was sucking his dick, for owing him money, and the guy he cut can't explain that to the administration/police coz it would be gay.

[ProdByFoPBeatzz]

HE LOOKS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.

[THENAWP1]

@ProdByFoPBeatzz They said he sure liked the ass!

[Econ1260MetZRoberto]

LMFAO He looks like MAMA Two shoes, from tom and Jerry with that stupid bandanna on!LMFAO

[numan1]

0:38 >schalke

[niko0lax]

"toss the salad" ... what's meaning? :O

[FleeceJohnson1]

@niko0lax licking butt hole

[niko0lax]

@FleeceJohnson1 I know a guy says me all the time "toss the salad", and I think WTF?

[Peztrumentals]

most all gays do that

[Tagguten1231]

37 people preferred syrup

[JayDotTheSpot]

@Tagguten1231 ahahahahaha best comment ever

[MarvelousMeeks]

some people use syrup

[jackzero99]

Notice how he said he had one "opportunity" when 3 guys, 2 of them owed him money, so he sucked that guy's dick in a closet on a Sahday.

[FleeceJohnson1]

he looks like Martin Lutha King Jr.

[car1dona]

lmao

[BBoyPhreshershist]

@FleeceJohnson1 no.

[planotxable]

DID YOU SEE THE POLICE OFFICER AND THE BACKGROUND RAN TO THE PHONE QUICKLY AFTER HE HEARD THE CONVERSATION.

[bamboneski]

climate .....most all gays do that.... just like a pussy? WOW this nigga

[xHail2theKingx]

I PREFER SYRUP............just sayin.

[Johnnygyro]

" . . . on a Saturday . . . "

[shadowline900]

this is so sick. makes me just plain hate the USA.

[sultros]

@shadowline900 Why exactly? You have a problem with built black men tossing salad in prison?

[khalidshafishaikh]

that that that !!!

[coconow123]

I SUCKED HIS DIK IN AH CLAHSET

[lordvoldemort578]

@coconow123 On the Savy.

[JakeLaRizzle]

I would suck his ass<3 He is so cute!!! I love a nice negro man<3:)

[WestFOLax23]

@JakeLaRizzle he's in jail....

[daverich313]

I feel sorry for whoever has to toss 0:56 salad. : /

[SuperMhouston]

did this nigga say a ass is clean ahahahha

[terryk1233]

This needs to be auto tuned.

[29Essan]

i don't like salads anymore lol

[Kevgslo84]

This clip alone should be positive reinforcement for all these wanna-be gangbangers out here who claim to be so hard. You can tell yourself all day " I'm that dude!" You'll still be that dude; the one in the corner getting raped.

[BobbySoxers]

1. Guy ows you money

2. Suck his dick

3. ?????

4. Profit!

[TheSjpatrik]

@BobbySoxers lol nigga fail on the logic due to being gay

[likeapigeon]

He helpless. His Dick hard. I'm suckin on it.

[TaePoDongIII]

The FUCK???

[ChristewieTV]

How many people haven't eaten jelly since seeing this?

[prophetbyronmotley]

Toss salad man, you gay!

[computergeek836]

How did I go from Wu Tang Clan to tossing the salad in prison

[bluntman819]

@computergeek836 haha that just made my day

[AwesomeInTranslation]

I suckedhis dick in the closet

[evenmix1]

An asshole does not resemble a pussy even with your eyes closed.If a 5 star chef cooked a meal and served it on his asshole .I would not even look at it let alone taste it .What kind of world is this where a grown man wants another man to lick his asshole .My dick turtles at the thought and he gets a boner.when i was 10 My grandfather said two men doing each other is a vile disgusting act but 2 hot chicks doing it is a beautiful thing. what a wise man thanks pop

[DemePoole]

@evenmix1 Well, when you're locked up as long as some as these people, anything might start looking like a vagina! LoL I also see that you, and your grandfather, are Grade A hypocrites. Homosexuality between two females is still homosexuality and to the majority of females, that is not hot.

[grembat]

u really need the jelly

[todd8333]

So how was sucking a guys dick who owed you money punishment to him.

[donchavo]

He got me, I'm helpless.

[ArtOfHonor]

This guy is the Messiah of homosexuals.

[anth42789]

Leprechaun man @ 0:37 lol

[seanbateable]

no shit its been for too long you fucking idiot he is in jail. talk about pointing out the obvious.. do you think your some sort of comedian

[JeffATL]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! XP

[MrBeware20]

sick



[stillthatbitch89]

This muthafucker is gay

[USAFalameda]

idc for getting my salad tossed but my girl loves doin it

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@USAFalameda well i promise you boo boo, youll be tossin some salad in jail honky

[naamanisean]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe after this honky tosses yer salad, you'll be taking a ten inch white dick up your black ass while I scream yer mother's name and raeding mein kampf

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@naamanisean well after you do that... i will find you at a bar when u get out, roofy u, take u to a sleazy motel along a rural highway, strip u naked, put u in provocative poses, post them on craigslist saying "WHO WANNA FUCK DIS TIGHT VIRGIN ASS?", then charge people to wear a clown mask and violently and repeatedly sodomize you while i take pictures. i will then drop you off in front of your house simulating an alcohol black out. 6 months later you get the pics and never know when it happened

[kidt101]

did he really need to suck his dick just to cut him? wtf?

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@kidt101 i know right? why didnt he just suck his dick?

[kidt101]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe lmfao

[01usaface]

@kidt101 agreed....

[kris9138]

nah nigga thats still asshole ...

[MegaAnide]

Faggot

[ChevalierKadosh]

A guy who bench 135 can force someone to toss his salad... convicts must be really weak in that prison

[EnglishSmoker2]

@ChevalierKadosh they toss his salad for drugs, idiot

[ChevalierKadosh]

@EnglishSmoker2 wow you know why they toss salads... you're a genious !

[EnglishSmoker2]

@ChevalierKadosh Yeah I know it is a complicated idea for some people.

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

"AY SUKT HIZ DICK IN THA CLOZET.. YA NO UM SAYIN?I SUKT HIZ DICK YA KNO I HAD HIZ PANTZ DAWN.. HE HELPLESS. DATZ IT HE HELPLESS RIGHT? HIZ DICK HARD. IM SUCKIN ON IT RIGHT? "

HAHAHAHA the emphasis.. now im not gay but i wouldnt mind havin dis nigga bein my husband in prison. keep me all safe and warm.

[dalvindee]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe nigga you gay

[Lumerse]

@HistoryIsMadeByMe Gay ass nigga.

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

@Lumerse im finen ta find yo ass in make u toss ma salad nikka

[YOUNGJIZZILE88]

1:11 is too funny

[DONNIMETROPOLIS313]

hell naw

[Unfanboy]

I will reach my climate.

My climate.

CLIMATE.

[philiptwood]

Man that's sad... They like animals in a cage with that kind of mentality... God help them...

[MrKleenex19]

i cant see him sucking dick 

[MrWatties123]

he says right 11 fucking times

[FeelingOfPowerBeatzz]

@MrWatties123 12

[MrWatties123]

@FeelingOfPowerBeatzz thanx



[RunningFromSatan]

0:47 "...and we straight."

There are two meanings to the word "straight" as I will outline.

Straight as in "even with each other", or "it's cool"? Maybe...?

Straight as in "not gay"? No...no, you're not. Sorry.

[africanbully31]

he must be gay bcuz another man's butt is about the least attractive thing i can imagine

[retardedsquirrel63]

ayooo this nggas is mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

[MegaThunderDick]

Today kinda feels like a grape jelly kinda day... maybe syrup.. I don't know.

[busterbone]

they should just put a fast bullet in the guy's brain

[CheesySanchez]

What does he mean by "jelly?"

[TheFailnoob]

@CheesySanchez Jelly for toast, peanut butter and jelly, jelly filled donuts.

[619123kid]

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha, is dis shit real??

[hollaturgirl33]

Ite Snowball...

[joyfulvulture]

this guy is in fucking denial so bad lol.

YOU'RE GAY, accept it.

[lilsama]

0:38 THE FUCK WAS THAT

The only difference is it's not a pussy it's an asshol