watch this with captions on. I am beginning to suspect whoever programmed the auto-captions did not have the English accent in mind while working. "doubtlessly ensue" does not = "comparison to farmers".
@sebra1818 The Silver Skull didn't expect the gloves, so it would have worked even he he sent one off because he would have to touch it to package it. :)
It's funny, well not really funny, that he says 13 is an unlucky number cause my house burned down on Friday the 13th last year and later he talks about smelling burning and that his house might be on fire.
I use to have that little toy soldiers with the gun when I was young, it came in one of those packs with a bunch of those toy soldiers. Those were the good ol days.
34:34 loooool i had that soldier in a soldier set when i was like 6 years old ... i used to cut with a razor blade the board beneath their feet because i was paying outsid so i could stick them in the earth and look more real ..i had tanks and stuff ...so many memories brought back by this shitty soldier lol :))
Remember those chocolate calender things you could get around Christmas? I didn't spend fifty dollars on one last year, I used these videos for a count-down to Christmas.
Bit late to the party here, but I think the Poundland cracker toys are one zillion times better than the Tesco ones! Maybe even two zillion. When I was a kid I would have carried that dinosaur thing around in my pocket until at least Bonfire Night. I would have given that damn thing a name and an epic backstory, probably something to do with it returning from the grave with the help of a mysterious necromancer to avenge its own death. Poundland wins hands down!
Us americans totally have christmas crackers...
OddMike 12 hours ago
link to a working video of another brick in the wall /watch?v=0wiE_L9mf-k
ssiigguurrddhhuu 6 days ago
great job keep it up
dlothesmrt100 1 week ago
Is that Retro Game Larry or whatever?!
hunt3erz53 1 week ago
1:37 He still has that thing?!
Valvetine320 1 week ago
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Valvetine320 1 week ago
8:31 There's still a lot of glitter from that horrible tree thing from yesterday. Disgusting!
I don't know why I found that to be hilarious.
Billyib 2 weeks ago
heres a joke u can put in the cracker which people are idiots and have a pointless life (answer) THE PEOPLE WHO BUY THIS RUBBISH STUFF
bobbydean2 3 weeks ago
I like your dog cuz he's called Oscar.... My names Oscar
GamingLegendOJR 1 month ago
@GamingLegendOJR So is mine! :O
Yffuring 1 month ago
@Yffuring awesome
GamingLegendOJR 1 month ago
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Yffuring 1 month ago
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Yffuring 1 month ago
@greatgold1 Where? I want one! :P
RalphInRalphWorld 2 months ago
@RalphInRalphWorld
I saw a whole display of them at Target
IndyClipz 2 months ago
hes DONE a 2011 christmas special guys!
thelolbells 2 months ago
we have christmas crackers in the U.S.A
greatgold1 2 months ago
@greatgold1 get out
horrorandclassics 2 months ago
And i shall watch this every day until christmas....
Ninjamuffin7 2 months ago 5
Hoping for a 2011 Christmas tat video!
morbidavatar 2 months ago
@morbidavatar He already said he's doing one on twitter. And that its going to be more flammable that usual.
Ninjamuffin7 2 months ago
that garroting angel was my favorite.
mattakudesu 2 months ago in playlist Ashens
Santa has a degree??
mrburnett 2 months ago
watch this with captions on. I am beginning to suspect whoever programmed the auto-captions did not have the English accent in mind while working. "doubtlessly ensue" does not = "comparison to farmers".
montyblanc512 2 months ago in playlist Christmas
Minnesota gets crackers but they are so damn awful your hands would explode by just holding them.....
metakight4 2 months ago
Hello-Ho-Ho!
brageyboy 2 months ago in playlist Ashens
I watched ALL of this.....
GadgetMPro 3 months ago
hold on, ashens didn't all the item, one went to Guru Larry. so even without the gloves, ashens wouldn't be poisoned anyway.
sebra1818 3 months ago
but he must touch it in order to give it the larry
KenjiYoza 3 months ago
@KenjiYoza yeah but he had to touch all twelve to get the full poison, touching one won't hurt him, or larry for that matter
madamecrystal 2 months ago in playlist ashens
@sebra1818 The Silver Skull didn't expect the gloves, so it would have worked even he he sent one off because he would have to touch it to package it. :)
sirp0p0 2 months ago
Watched this the king way: Full screen and popcorn. :P
TomoAlien 3 months ago
I love the home of the underdogs mug :-)
ewandougie 3 months ago
Like if you noticed Big Lipped Alligator moment on the TV Tropes list.
AmienVids 3 months ago
I have my own Christmas jokes this year! What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Fertro 3 months ago
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2011? PLEASE!
AARTaylorSwift 3 months ago 34
16:03 "Failse"
ddr4taffy 3 months ago
Hold on.....You got the Prawn for #5?
CharmieKid 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
The angel totally looks like it's holding a penis
monkeyonatable 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING THAT CAMERA WITH NO HANDS? >:I
Witchcraft! \o/
Fuzzthefurr 3 months ago 3
@Fuzzthefurr Its called a tripod :D
EAFGaming 3 months ago
@EAFGaming I mean right at the beginning, where he's holding the note with both hands and the camera is still moving.
WITCHRAFT! \o/
Fuzzthefurr 3 months ago
Ooh. What's Ashens gonna do for Christmas this year?
Icanfly3000 4 months ago
The tree topper looks like The Lady of the Cold from The Moomins, which makes it even more terrifying.
presswt 4 months ago
Doot Doot Doo! All In All It's Just Another Brick in Tha Waaaallll!
MFAtlas 4 months ago
Ooooooooh, Took me a minute to get the thing about Another Brick In The Wall. Heh.
Haloguydev 4 months ago
I have a homemade angel similar to that one, and this one's just as bad!
kjw21411 4 months ago
So is wine liquid filth?
kjw21411 4 months ago 2
how can u not have christmas crackers lol
mykoolnessable 4 months ago
@DragonVictor he might of had it on like a strap from his sholder to his waste but im not sure aswell
paul54734 4 months ago
I SHOULD be waiting to December to watch this, but fuck it. It's an Ashens video that lasts almost 1 hour.
The343Player 4 months ago
lol more like a retarted man
teerob780 5 months ago
Haha, "The Wall." Probably not the best movie to watch when you're about 8 years old. D; Where'd my childhood go?!
Firegoddesskat 5 months ago
Dr. Who?
Brenna2468 5 months ago
did you voice the silver skull aswell?
SharpShooterElite 5 months ago
Wait..
How did you hold the piece of paper at 0:59
What about the camera..?
DragonVictor 5 months ago
@DragonVictor It's called a tripod, dumbshit.
TheOdysseyKid 5 months ago
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DragonVictor 5 months ago
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Is that why the camera isn't shaking..?
DragonVictor 5 months ago
@DragonVictor He says he has a tripod in several videos. DERP
TheOdysseyKid 4 months ago
@TheOdysseyKid
I can understand him having a tripod on most of his reviews so the camera doesn't shake
but at the start with the tree when you think about it.
It'd be hard for him to move that tripod around.
And a tripod is supposed to make a camera not shake, and the camera is shaking like a vibrator.
DragonVictor 4 months ago
i dont get that joke ??????
zacktheninja300 5 months ago
Santa's Awshum Face.
YoungJeezyCOD 5 months ago
The video from the link on Day 6 has been taken down... =(
ShadowSniperX501 5 months ago
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bobby0496 5 months ago
@bobby0496 christmas is in january? FUCK! I MISSED IT!
MrCab0ose 5 months ago
lol "on the second day of christmas some bastard gave to me"
thx134 5 months ago
PINK FLOYD :) :) :)
SMELTEDFIST 5 months ago
The fake snow is the same stuff that they put in diapers
JosiahDH 5 months ago
Iowa gets crackers. Horrible horrible crackers.
scytheghidorah 6 months ago
Why are there penguins? Penguins only live in the Southern hemisphere, and have nothing to do with Santas North Pole toy factory.
soundslave 6 months ago
YAY, It's the full-body-cast bear (on the tree :-) )
RS250Squid 6 months ago
Now let's all see if Santa can fly... *flick*
sycomania134 6 months ago
We actually get those crackers in Michigan too.
stcroixboy1 6 months ago
Damn Ad freezes on me!!!
animetodamaximum 6 months ago
Pour the whole bloody tube in...
TheOdysseyKid 6 months ago
OMFG TESCO
IonicMeteor 6 months ago
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IonicMeteor 6 months ago
the gloves look like you work for how clean is your house
IonicMeteor 6 months ago 19
@IonicMeteor wut
ddr4taffy 3 months ago
In in not I'm lol
metakight4 6 months ago
We get crackers well I'm minnesota atleast :/
metakight4 6 months ago
Day 8 sarcastic laugh made me giggle so much
Hal648 6 months ago
derpy angel blesses us all with christmas derp
KantorekBaumerB14 6 months ago
BURN IT!! BURN IT WITH HOLY FIRE!!!!! (hehe)
angelix 7 months ago
9 people got horrible tat for christmas
bobbydean2 7 months ago
@bobbydean2 For the love of God, no more of this "x people herpderp" bullshit. It's everywhere and it was never funny.
Digitbig 7 months ago
8:44
Please take a seat.
TehStrangeTaco 7 months ago
Watch this on a Iphone or Ipad and theres no adverts :D yay.
AMD889 7 months ago
9 people have giant round faces
bobbydean2 7 months ago
i actually have one of those twinkle tree decoration things but u have to plug it in and it lights up :L
TheSheepGuru 7 months ago
you should link us to the silver skull's channel....
4ever8bit 7 months ago
boozecam
4ever8bit 7 months ago
I've watched this entire thing six times now. I don't know why.
kelvin1262 7 months ago 54
08:44 Oh, god. I can't believe it! [continuously laughs]
fs10inator 7 months ago
that link for that song i was looking forward to hearing was removed due to copywright... :(
4ever8bit 7 months ago
27:27 10 crackers? how racist of them.
4ever8bit 7 months ago
i thought this was4 mins
1pspgofan 7 months ago
It's funny, well not really funny, that he says 13 is an unlucky number cause my house burned down on Friday the 13th last year and later he talks about smelling burning and that his house might be on fire.
perfectlyinsane267 8 months ago
Hey ashens, I know you aren't reading this, but this is the intro you couldn't place from the electronic sofa
TheDraco5050 8 months ago
let me spoil it for you there is a lot of tat and it is fucking hilarious
dingo596 8 months ago
8.45 lol
bradcurt1 8 months ago
on the 2nd day of christmas some barstard gave to meeee lol
bradcurt1 8 months ago
day 8 when u pull all 5 sticks together see a spark lol
gow2rox 8 months ago
ur hilarious, u r like an British version of bill muray with that sarcastic humor, but even funnier. keep up the vids amigo.
killertelletuby23 8 months ago
"On the second day of Christmas some bastard gave to me~"
Ta very much, ashens. I fell off my chair and broke my back. And contracted the Black Death while doing so.
Wolohoo 8 months ago
ho ho ho thats a first a christmas tree to Dalek reference
ManekisDollarStuff 8 months ago
Do British people really say bloody bell a lot?
deathdeathdeath4516 9 months ago
@deathdeathdeath4516 Bloody Hell we do!
Thecommunistowl 8 months ago
poundland vs tesco : whoever wins, we lose
psychonaut25 9 months ago
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psychonaut25 9 months ago
Im getting the logo city 2011 calander ar christmas
Brandon999LFC 9 months ago
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MajinWamu 9 months ago
...Is the Santa toilet seat cover making the awesome face?
TheThreadWeaver 9 months ago
Gandalf~
Nidolord777 9 months ago
Lol that skinny santa reminds me of sektors scarecrow fatality from mk9
SPARTNKiLL3R 9 months ago
great vid
meowandmeow 9 months ago
Don't look away from the angels or look into their eyes, Mr. Ashens!
cidguy99 10 months ago
Father Christmas wearing a thong, LOL!
David315842 10 months ago
Larry needs his own channel!!
all1357 10 months ago
@all1357 He HAS his own YT channel. Just type in "larrybundyjr" in the search field. Enjoy!
joelmanolo2005 10 months ago
@Brandon999LFC you obviously didn't listen. He said you have to touch all of them.
joezoomer 10 months ago
@joezoomer yeah i thought that after i wrote it lol
Brandon999LFC 10 months ago
You didn't need to wear gloves to not
Die, Larry touched one of them
Brandon999LFC 10 months ago
@Brandon999LFC yeah but he probably touched it to send it to him or soemthing
ThatEccentricguy 10 months ago
This video is so looooooooooooooooooooooooooong...
MrCoroby 10 months ago
I almost choked to death watching this while eating. A warning to you all!
DareToMakeVideos 10 months ago
@DareToMakeVideos
Yep that happens to me all the time. I learned I cant eat watching Athens' videos
LukaLukaVocaloid 10 months ago
lol
gamegurureviewer 10 months ago
I appears you really enjoy those reindeer antlers and nose, Ashens.
TheBlackStar999 10 months ago
xD who doesnt know what i xmas cracker is
MASTERLINKX1 10 months ago
the first time i saw 10:56 i knew it looked just like the kids from the wall
MASTERLINKX1 10 months ago
this is kinda stupid... and u nees a new chair that ur putting the christmas crap on
kclove101 10 months ago
I laughed harder at the stupidity of the jokes than the actual joke lol
choochinbigtime420 10 months ago
Santa was kind enough to put it in some tubware.
TheUltimateToad 10 months ago
8:40 is my favorite part of the video
mastatsan 10 months ago
You can actually see a drop of water fall from his coffee cup
darkwolfgirl 10 months ago
If you suck the "Magic Snow" does your nose get bigger?
TheGentlemanCreeper 10 months ago 14
I use to have that little toy soldiers with the gun when I was young, it came in one of those packs with a bunch of those toy soldiers. Those were the good ol days.
ChapterElevenStudios 10 months ago
I didn't like your friend, he's not funny.
FlyYouFools88 10 months ago
34:34 loooool i had that soldier in a soldier set when i was like 6 years old ... i used to cut with a razor blade the board beneath their feet because i was paying outsid so i could stick them in the earth and look more real ..i had tanks and stuff ...so many memories brought back by this shitty soldier lol :))
MadCatzHotel 11 months ago
I love these videos
Marioroops 11 months ago
The advertisement just freezed my video.....
Dongirses 11 months ago
i am proud to say that i watched the whole video. and that i have a science test in 4 hours. damn
T16Akatsuki 11 months ago
I dont have to watch the ads cuz i got Kaspersky!
tyler5310 11 months ago
an hour long video bloody hell
rojoric124 11 months ago
Remember those chocolate calender things you could get around Christmas? I didn't spend fifty dollars on one last year, I used these videos for a count-down to Christmas.
1DJKoopa1 11 months ago
to skip adverbs press f13
pat20105 11 months ago
@pat20105 An excellent literature writing tip.
cybernerd129 11 months ago
my sister has a phobia of the snaps in crackers, she always says it might set her hand on fire! :/
AmienVids 11 months ago
@ 14:36 - Hey, Teacher, Leave McFly alone! :-)
(all in all, he's just a nother Canadian in the Wood)
StevenMcFlyJr 11 months ago
9:47 lol
1kissbee 1 year ago
oohoo! look at the fun i'm having...ARGGH!! THE SHARDS HAVE PEIRCED MY FLESH MOTHER!!! XD
AmienVids 1 year ago
08:45 :D :D :D :D
Summerspross 1 year ago
I watched it all...
......three times..
jaysteels 1 year ago
@jaysteels Only three times? This has to be at least my seventh time!
ILoveVideoGames12 1 year ago 2
Will you do something for easter? I've seen lots of easter tat!
pennyf9 1 year ago
Beautiful recipie =D 42:00
MrJuanito53 1 year ago
christmas tat?
plasman1029 1 year ago
Try pouring water straight into the test tube and put the cap on,see if it explodes.
Necroskull388 1 year ago 33
OH FUCK OFF YOGI!
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITE FILM!!!
R33Racer 1 year ago
@R33Racer calm down, bro
StormyPilot94 1 year ago 2
@R33Racer
Cant find the caps lock?
herp derp
TheIrredeemable 1 year ago
@R33Racer U MAD?
segaface 1 year ago
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R33Racer 1 year ago
SO watcha' doin' for Easter?
nutzw1 1 year ago
rofl wow the antlers and red nose killed me. very well executed.
terran236 1 year ago
i want some of that magic snow
antieye555 1 year ago
7 People suck penis.
TheSteelLasagna 1 year ago
Bit late to the party here, but I think the Poundland cracker toys are one zillion times better than the Tesco ones! Maybe even two zillion. When I was a kid I would have carried that dinosaur thing around in my pocket until at least Bonfire Night. I would have given that damn thing a name and an epic backstory, probably something to do with it returning from the grave with the help of a mysterious necromancer to avenge its own death. Poundland wins hands down!
halley42 1 year ago 27
@halley42 That truly sounds epic
VectormanOverkill 8 months ago
ROTFLMFAO. I though "That looks like one of the kids from 'The Wall'" when you showed that as well. HAhAHAHAHAHAHA
Speedogg138 1 year ago
Interesting bonus item, and that Lego model is really odd. Great mug too.
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NinoAndJakobTV 1 year ago
Why there's ads during the video ?
rigitos100 1 year ago