Eddie Izzard guns dont kill but they help.

[BongBrendaxt442]

hrm Made of secrets

[loveilybabi9184]

erm I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[boeing777lover]

the gun may have helped a little...

:D

[damien78841]

cool

[LoiseErnavc229]

ha i need a man

[LT22Apocalypse]

Press 7 for the most realistic bullet wound.

[LorenzoRides]

bang boom ratatat

[JaceValm]

Guns don't kill people, it's the bullet tearing through the persons body.

[Troublesome2008]

@JaceValm

"I think every bullet should cost 5000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders". Chris Rock.

[Tigerman1138]

@Troublesome2008 "Oh my god! Look at this! They must have really hated this person to put $50,000 worth of bullets it him!" LOL

[AnastasiasDecember]

Is it just me, or does Eddie sound kind of like the voiceover guy from the Monty Python videos?

[jk9635t]

whats up with the people in the background

[almightyadlouis]

if i had a gun

hhmmmmmmmmmm



[chocminties90]

anyone notice the guy like fully flipping the fuck out in background

[somethingelseodd]

The gun may have helped. I don't know, maybe I'm naive. Lol, funny

[ruinawish]

And yet again, this suddenly becomes relevant in the USA.

[liamfitzp]

BANG BANG RAT A TAT TAT BANG BOOM RAT A TAT TAT ROFLMAO!

[pscottc]

Great work!

youtube.com/watch?v=FXOJkIkMpW­0&feature=player_profilepage

[SuperBronstar]

Indi in background LoL :D xx

[The010Scotty]

Why was Indiana Jones in the background on 0:11

[ih8txtrytn]

@heidil37 Yes, thank you for quoting the entire video that I just watched. It simply wasn't complete until I saw the words written somewhere.

[heidil37]

@ih8txtrytn I accidently posted it. I was typing it here n was gona copy n paste it to my frnd.

Dun hafta get snappy.

[flubbadubbalampshade]

guns dont kill people uh-uh i kill people chk chk with guns

[dredgeco1]

It si good

[kaisyishappy]

funny :)

[AlecStanley]

Guns don't kill people... lasers do

[lalalagamefreak]

@AlecStanley SHARKS WIH LAZERS ATTACHED TO THEIR FRICKIN HEADS!!!

[mastershake2879]

This and the other lego vids that accompany the Eddie Izzard bits are so hilarious, I laughed 'til my cheeks hurt, lol....

[weepiper11]

Pure genuis

[georgelathwell1]

haha lol XD

[TheDavid3922]

they do help

[velfarre]

Well too bad for the first guy; he wasn't CHUCK NORRIS.

[H0neySwe3t]

guns dont kill people, dads with cute daughters do :D

[fairyheli2]

Тнiз Коммцпisт щдs щяiттел ъч дп дятiсlё!!

[SANTAZSACK]

Guns don't kill people... Rappers do.

[turbonoisecat]

In Guns People don't Russia, Soviets do.

[HECKproductions]

this is the only thru thing

[Preditor117]

in Soviet Russia, People don't kill people, guns do!

[Artylang]

Guns don't kill people, guys with mustaches do.

[ekorn49]

That's a fact. We all know.

[PokerBoy47]

guns dont kill people. people kill people

[more17]

@PokerBoy47

but the gun helps :P

[PUPPYLUVE44]

GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE!...Death does...usually.

[shadow317335]

i love the random people in the backgroud

:D

[81fedup]

i dont know who does this lego to accompany Eddiies sketches but its nothing short of genius

[lozmond2005]

@81fedup i think Thron2200 was the first one to do t with death star canteen before t got popularized...but I can't say for sure :3

[phoebexanne]

@81fedup Far as I know, Thorn2200 started making them Now many people do. I think his/hers continue to be the best ones.

[GamuhCube]

@phoebexanne Thorn2200 is a guy.

[TheDoubleOGamer]

@81fedup this isn't the main guy who does the eddy izzard lego stuff

[FreeFireFull]

Guns don't kill people, it's usually the bullets that do

[peaswiththat]

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys kill people too (if they've got a gun)!

[Veckatimest65]

poor construction worker.

[legogrievous211]

I'm a friend of lego grev and this veido should be named lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lollllllllllllll

[Arzaker]

BANG BOOM RUTUTUT BANG BOOM

YOUR HAIRS EXPLODED BOOM RURUTUT

the person is still alive

[mollyluvsrocknroll]

Ratta-tat BOOM! :)

[Kenshin9911]

People are seriously going to debate about stuff with statistics? I hope everyone knows that over 50% of statistics are made up on the spot, so think twice before using them. Also please comment about the VIDEO, not other crap no one cares about. And yeah, video was hilarious! Make more please :D

[11cookeaw1]

@Kenshin9911 Is that statistic one of them?

[TheInvaderMelody]

no debating in comments!

(no babbons in mime!)

[jts729]

From PokemonHaloFan, a choice bit of pro-gun rhetoric:

"It is statistically known that US states that have more lenient gun laws have inherently lower gun laws, gun laws have been dropping recently"

This, ladies and gents, is the extent of the thinking behind the pro-gun lobby.

[PokemonHaloFan]

It is statistically known that US states that have more lenient gun laws have inherently lower gun laws, gun laws have been dropping recently and according to the FBI crime is also at an all time low, no criminal is dumb enough to rob someone if he knows there are concealed carry permit holders out there, and also it was a very funny video.

[phoebexanne]

@PokemonHaloFan what???

[adenjones1]

Yey a gun debate.

You only need to look at the statistics to see that the less gun laws there are in a country than the more shootings there will be. Guns just make it too easy to kill people and there's always going to be fools who will pull the trigger without fully comprehending what they are doing.

[SammmCullen]

i laugh at how a comic video turned into a gun debate.... how inappropriate lol

[Stolanis]

Well, not entirely. Although the medium of Izzard's work may be comedy, some of the topics he discusses are actually quite serious.

[woodgatejack]

@SammmCullen Tell me about it! A while ago I was looking up some old 'Green Cross Code Man' videos on here (for those who don't know The Green Cross Code Man was the star of a series of public information films aimed at kids about road safety, played by David Prowse aka Darth Vader) and most of the comments were along the lines of how the British roads were now a lot more dangerous today than they were in the 70's due to... immigrants. Erm, wtf?

[MOMOtheflyinglemur]

lol @ nerds.

nice vid btw

[boycie365]

Firslty, this is a great sketch.

But on to the topic of discussion, after the 1996 Port Arthur Massacre in Tasmania, the australian government launched and funded a weapons amnesty and 'buy-back scheme' banning both automatic and semi-automatic firearms. Gun licensing procedures were overhauled in addition. Result? Massive reduction in homicides. Go figure.

[notjustanotherface]

deagla, quit it with your spam on here! As much as I hate the New World Order, the point of this video is COMEDY, not your anti-NWO thing, okay? If you want to talk about it prviately to someone, then fine, otherwise, either make a relevant comment to the damn video or get the fuck off of YouTube, okay? Thank you and have a nice day.

[azurebobafett]

sensible, 4.5/5

[maradrew]

I can kill a man with a pen, sword, bat, tv, knife, punch, bag, chair, grenade, doll, rope, stone, toilet seat, paper, clothing, lighter, printer, computer, laptop, hat, belt, can of wd-40, toilet paper, frying pan, toaster, car, chainsaw, cabinet and hair pin. In short, people kill people!

[Jopemon]

I have killed a man with a pen, sword, bat, tv, knife, punch, bag, chair, grenade, doll, rope, stone, toilet seat, paper, clothing, lighter, printer, computer, laptop, hat, belt, can of wd-40, toilet paper, frying pan, toaster, car, chainsaw, cabinet and hair pin.

[maradrew]

well that's nice...

[wolvryn100]

hero 2

[wolvryn100]

hero 1

[wolvryn100]

no doubt a gun freak. only gun freaks ever say that. in short here is your answer to the gun debate - compare the murder rates in Australia compared to the USA and you will see that gun control dramatically reduces murders.

[maradrew]

I hope someone breaks in to your house and feel you cannot defend yourself and your family. yeah I'm a gun freak.. because gun saved my life once.

[Jopemon]

lol i'm not an american i was just being stupid like he was, even thought i am a crack shot unlce has a few rifles and i am applying for my licence when i hit 18 cant wait

[Spencdabomb]

if guns are banned the sales on the black market will rise resulting in even more deaths

[kdum8]

not the case in Europe my gun-loving friend

[SgtMako]

if they banned guns in the US after having them for so many years, the gun nuts would go crazy. A lot of people who are adamant about owning guns are only non-violent because their activities are legal; if what they did became illegal, technically crime would rise.

[greatsayain]

i think you confused "non violent" with "non-criminal" but i see what you're saying. I think over time peple would get used to it. one or two generations and people would not be bothered anymore.

[notjustanotherface]

Bullshit, kdumbass8. The EU only tells you what THEY think that what you want to hear and so they fudge up the numbers to make it look like crime is on the decline when, in fact, it is getting worse and worse all the time. If my country (the USA) can do it then so can the EU and any other country in the world. Besides, what if a criminal DID come into your home anyway? What would you do to them and especially IF they had a gun and/or other deadly weapons at their disposal, hmm, kdum8?

[kdum8]

Thanks for the ever so polite response. If a criminal did have a gun then I would have to hope that he didn't use it to kill me, and just took my belongings. Thankfully in the UK shootings rarely happen and even more rarely in such a situation that you described. Try reading a little bit of academic research from both sides of the Atlantic before you come here spouting off. Anyway if you want to keep your guns, vote for it. I will be voting against you.

[notjustanotherface]

Thanks for proving that you are a dumbass sheeple that will be a slave to the New World Order, kdumbass8. Try practicing what you preach on the academic research first. We all know that both pro and anti-gun advocates are both in it for the quid anyway, you dumbfuck. If you vote against me, then I will vote to have you committed. Have a nice day, you asshole.

[kdum8]

vote all you like to have me committed but with your attitude it is more likely that you'll be put away first.

[norraic]

Here, here! I'm glad to see at least one person can hold an intellectual argument around here.

[notjustanotherface]

..and I see that three people are unable to keep an intellectual argument online with me. I guess I really AM in Bizzarro World now, am I not?

[notjustanotherface]

..and yet there happens to be a mental facility that is two counties to my west should your arrogant elitist self step on US soil that I will place you in shouldyou try to take away my right to a gun, kdumbass08. Why not say "death to the American infidels" while you are at it, too, you neo-Nazi scumbag? Oh, but saying that is politically incorrect, let alone pointing out that you work for the New World Order and are a part of their police force that believes in taking away guns and weapons.

[waerfeles]

Bahaha good to see opinionated people are so damn mature. Grow up sunshine, you're entitled to your opinion. Keep it.

[Dixonberry9]

Well we all have our rights if you want guns move to the US if you don't want guns move to Europe now stop bickering

[the1andonlyjman]

I think we should keep our guns in case the USA invades to take our water and oil resources.

[Cobra9876]

rofl ya! :D

[sek510ia1]

Because there are so few gun owners in the UK we don't have such a big problem with that. If anyone can buy a gun then it's not gonna help anyone except the criminals!

[notjustanotherface]

..or what if the government and the criminal are working for a larger criminal contingent called, among other names, the New World Order and the Hidden Hand, sek510ia1. Besides, kdumbass08 and norraic are either al-Qaeda plants, neo-Nazis, or foot soldiers that work for the New World Order and that own guns themselves yet believe that the right to self-protection from tyrannical dickhead dictators is an immoral and obsolete concept anyway, never mind that they are the dictatorial dickheads.

[sek510ia1]

What if you're a bit paranoid?

[notjustanotherface]

"An unarmed nation is also an easily overpowered nation. It is also ripe for plunder and rape by the enemy as well." Guns do not kill people, idiotic people kill people. Also, you do not have to have a gun to be an idiot that kills people, too, wolvryn100.

[wantuwat]

U FORGOT STAPLER .TUTUT

[shade0o]

Death by Teacfup

[maradrew]

oh thank you TUUUUT TUTUTUTUT TUUUUUUUUUUTTT TUTUTUTUTUT

[Spencdabomb]

your not doinh tutut right

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

Have you played Dead rising by any chance?

[maradrew]

nope..

[ChUmBaWaMbA31]

well you can do all of that in Dead Rising. Or most of it.

[maradrew]

ok, I'll to find and play the game. interesting..

[terminaldeity]

The difference is that the gun is designed for the purpose of killing.

[flattire78]

guns are not sesigned to kill they are designed to aid humans with killing another human from a distance

[terminaldeity]

How's that any different?

[Shanchan08]

it isn't. o.o

[greatsayain]

gotta agree with terminaldeity. it's the same thing. If I said shovels are not designed to dig, they are design to aid humans with digging, it's would be ridiculous.  that is what "Designed to dig" means. yes, thet blame is always on the person who killed not the tool they used to do it, but guns have no other purpose.

[xsjado3600]

maybe the gun helped a little bit, loll ..:)

[ifansgrimetube]

guns dont kill people rappers do

[jak2165]

guns dont kill bullets do

[StrongNblind]

bullets don't kill people, bleeding does

[420Affliction]

Well, if I see a bullet walking down the road with sunglasses and a baseball cap on i'll be sure to warn people...

[Dominator1230]

so you're saying before the bullet, no one ever bled from being stabbed or cut in half or getting a papercut?

[Dominator1230]

what if u shoot them in the foot?

[Deshbaud]

guns don't kill people..

people with moustaches kill people.

[GUSRULZ445]

no no no u've got it all wrong: its mexicans

[kphantom14]

Chuck Norris kills people.

[Carfer22]

Chuck Norris doesn't kill people. He doesn't have to!

[viikidaviking]

AAAA dont kill me

[Bikutolu]

"The person is still alive."

[thewanderer84]

Guns don't kill people, I DO! (^.^)

[owjay101]

this is the best vid ever

[VTPPGLVR]

i think the first guy was a LARPer...

[Spenbee]

i liked the part where the guy with not a gun says boom ratatat bang boom your dead!

[Blackrhinoranger]

Younger ones might like to see this one

[jeramyvonne]

i saw indy right behind the guy with no gun

[Cobragirl18]

Where did you see Indy Jones?

[jeramyvonne]

I SAW INDY JONES

[Eddifrillson]

lol

[mourningpalace76426]

Right, you take 2 people and give 1 a gun and you give 1 a "not" a gun. the guy with the not a gun goes up to a person BANG he Goes BANG BANG ratatad BOOM "explosion" your hairs exploded BOOM ratatad BANG "Your dead Now!" Roohh... The Person Is Still Alive. Then The Person with the gun comes along ands like BOOM and cuts them in half.. and i think the gun may of helped with that, i dont know maybe im just being nieve..;)

[Brenho]

yeah....we did all watch it

[boogiebot125]

um...... you idiot?

[Sonic1240]

lol

[MSKIZZLES]

lol;[]

[J1D2M3V4]

if ur a gurl ok nice

[J0EuK556]

Explosion!

[wimtehmu]

iv tryed the not a gun thing

[TapeMeasureandhair]

yep me too

[LeahSade]

=D I've never heard it told like that.

[CapitanBluebeard]

Rattatat! boom!

[ROFLGIRL101]

your hair has exploded

[ponyta1234]

lol very funny

[PREDISGOD]

guns don't kill ppl, it's just that certain noise they make!

[alexsplat]

I like the person who's given... um... not a gun!

Bang! Bang, Bang! Rattatat! Boomb! Explosion! Your hair's exploded! Boom! Rattatat! Bang! You're dead now, wohhoohohhhhh!

The person is still alive.

[HotShot338]

O_O i saw Indiana Jones on a horse! :D

[zucoy21z89]

Dose anyone know where Mr Stephens office is? Ive got an interview for a job at some place called "The Death Star Restraunt"

[abacab1998]

I'm mr Stephens, and we need some more people to clean our restaurants. Those stormtroopers are lazy assholes who never clean up after themselves.

[VESS121]

haha very funny

[arubio33]

this isn´t a dress to kill clip

[niblickthe3rd]

This is from the Dress to Kill, audio recording.

[VESS121]

yer this isnt from dress to kill

[LordPorygonZ]

boom ratatat boom explosions, you're dead!

The person is still alive.

lol

[Tarmack002]

lol 2 people doing eddie izzard legos now!

[dekico]

It's his original idea to animate it in legos, however.

[Tigerman1138]

I thought this was a Thorn2200 production! I feel robbed, it was good though, but you should assist him in production!

[Thorn2200]

cool

[Tigerman1138]

A lot of us thought this guy STOLE your idea. I love your work, your videos are wonderful.

Death Star Canteen rules! Another great is "technology" ("I've wiped the Internet?!")

lol