Glasgow Neds!!

[wh0repolice]

oh me fucking god

[Corrie561]

GLASGOW!!! SHOULD BE CAPITAL!!! NOT EDINBURGH!!!

[danisaur64]

this is a disgrace to anything scottish.

[eminemisthebestx]

@danisaur64 here you that will be right its a fuckin joke + were fae glesa her so am gonna rip yer jaw and when ye wake up in the mornin yel probaly be deed so bolt ye nugget dont geez any yer dont geez yer shite right !

[dsmyify]

Makes me ashamed to be from Glasgow.

[LovableAlways99]

"what,tranna say she's ugly or summin ?" :D

[reecebyrne2010]

ohh my god enjoy youre shitty lifes cleaning mcdonalds floors stupid bastards

[MaryhillBill]

Here you, bolt ya nugget. Pure class :)

[MrJack8359]

Proud to be from glesga lets get mad wae it !

[xSpiikey]

wot a legend!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Averagejoe644]

Whit ye oan aboot. Most ay the weedgie that ave ever met ur jist like that. Hear thum before ye see thum. Bit thir aw full ay wind n piss. No like us Fiferz. We really are the people!

[jajajaja404]

I live in canada. most people here are from scottish descent... oh shit.

[StupidFucktardz]

@jajajaja404

Lol . this guy isn't anything like scotland

and half the people on this video

are under 13 clearly so don't diss us .

bye (::

[jajajaja404]

@StupidFucktardz lol your username clearly represents you accurately. I was kidding.

[StupidFucktardz]

@jajajaja404

your username is jajajaja?

you idiot LOL

what u talking for ? xD

[jajajaja404]

@StupidFucktardz im mexican. im calling the NAACP.

[jajajaja404]

@StupidFucktardz rude. your impeding on the first amendment.

[beckyk426]

@StupidFucktardz.This is from scotland and somthings it like this so fuck up !

[StupidFucktardz]

@beckyk426

suck my 10 inch cock you neddy slut [;



[MelissaRaptor]

Can't stop laughing at ''Am gonnae pump yer mawwww!'' :')

[MrJimmyboy1972]

this is a laugh! not real. but! they are out there. we dont like the way they live their lives, hey! maybe the dont like the way we live our lives. ever think about that, i can work that out and i am 63yrs old.

[RonnieMcphee12]

ur briliant m8 !!

[RonnieMcphee12]

The guy isnt really a ned !

[jadeG22712]

Not everywhere in Glasgow is like this..

[MeSophieCee11]

knwo this so much tbh=))!!!

[TheTurnbull91]

Didn't understand a word

[ballpythonlover10]

@kiproolz122 me too

[bluebellatv]

haha gotta love glasgow :L xx

[superseannio]

so funny

[nicolehayley11]

Glasgow is minted! But the only thing is everywan hus apparently shagged ma maw :L WATP <3

[ChaseMoney216]

what does this video mean lmao

[XAVIvsputostortolini]

i can't wait to go to scotland,specially glasgow

[TheFreedomcloud]

This is hilarious XD It really captures our neds.

[nistudios]

Northern Ireland and Scotland should team up and take over the fucking world.

[kitkatkaty1]

lol

[AnbuSoldier87]

as an american I'm severely confused...

[Mrsawesomeno1]

thee wee man wis at ma skool :D

[TheWeejohn96]

Love living in Glasgow fuck ur english

[maggsrose1Ox]

LOL stupid scottish gays black guys would beat him up :L

[hubbaandbubba1]

@maggsrose1Ox Shut the fuck up ya wee english cunt. Prick

[dorkinator1000]

amazing

[ImAHooligan101]

ITS A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING FUDLAPPPERS

[dangermouse734]

excuse me am fae glesga its no is bad is u put it

[hellslittlewitch93]

@dangermouse734 ahaha it's worse!(in ma area anyways lol) but not everyone in Glasgow is like that i agree

[vRydo]

Non educated Deinquent

[ba77ar90]

wats a ned??

[shannonlovesbuble]

@ba77ar90 non educated delinquent :)

[craigridleyUK]

this is total shit!!!

[iLuzions94]

see his cheek wonder if it was a knife or a credit card?

[aazonj]

@iLuzions94 probably a knife, not many neds have the brains to use a credit card

[RedPepaZA]

Utter Pish.

[Xboxmoding09]

IM GONY RIP YER JAAAAAAAW :)

[haggisman11]

@Xboxmoding09 its spelt gonnae

[leeboyy1]

HAHA! I rember when I went to visit my famo in Scotland (I am from Wales) and my cousin thought he was sooo hard and was listening to this pmsl

[seharkhan123]

oh my god

[dorkinator1000]

my top ten favrite youtube videos of all time this is #9

[tinarammstein]

i like it ! 

[tinarammstein]

Baby nice i like it!

[jamees1904]

is he saying hurry along you fool iam going cut your face and make love to your mother

[markandrewmcgee100]

that video portrays everything that is wrong with glasgow. hi from ireland. moved over 10 years ago.

[alicetay23]

shup glesgas the best experiance yaa fud think yer better? coz ye live in london? mate ad like tae see ye up heer yaa fukd up prick

[Damanik3]

this is why i dont leave london cos ur all as good as monkeys u smell smack head tramps u have developed at all since braveheart died ahahahahaaaa

[thejokeriscool55]

What does "Bolt ya/yer nugget" mean?

[Theitisme400]

this is actually quite good for a piss take!!! ....is that smiley scar real...?

[mentalist98]

i wish i cud say this is a pistake

[apocaRUFF]

How does it make you feel when I say that the only time I've ever heard someone even remotely sound or talk like this, they were severely mentally retarded and had a deformed jaw?

But even then, they sounded better, seemed like a better and more intelligent person, and made more sense.

[NeilM4156]

I disturbs me how accurate this is about our "awesome" country :/

[667glass]

know every single word and always run about town singing it out as load as i can :3

[IsBeautyTruth]

putting my hometown to shame.

[IsBeautyTruth]

@IsBeautyTruth of course!

[667glass]

ahaaa know every word lovee it

[kikass666]

i think the hardcore piano tracks actually mint !

[taynuiltftw]

Haha I hope he is joking :L embarrassing :L

[olovcon]

Get him pumped

[imbeciletv24]

I'm from Scotland and there not even nearly retarded as that

[DarcyAndWolfgang]

wit ye daein ya mad fannyyyy!! :D

[feldmannpaul]

Brilliant mate, I moved here 7 years ago from england, used to live in dundee (went to uni there). The weegie accent is fucking braw, but I wouldnae shag yer missis

[beckyk426]

im fay glasge

[MegaBrandy97]

ILL FUKN RIPP UR JAW U FUKING NED NOBODY LIKES U BIG MAN

[mrjkt123]

I so hate this wanker Glasgow has some amazing night life untill you meet a bunch of these pricks total ned bastards and they think the clothes they wear are cool some nick wee man

[cookiedoh101]

Sad how a understood everythin he said...Ahaa a tawlk like that anywae ahaah 

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

Is he...is he speaking English?

[crimsondevil2245]

@XxAnEvilWafflexX he's speaking Glaswegian

[scotsguard2011]

Wit yae dane ya mad fanny !!

[MrRjmac]

Sadly this shit gives Glasgow a bad name

[MegaMarsh13]

WTF????  Is he real????

[chrish73866]

must be the cafiene

[Jellybeanzx1]

okay, can i just say something?

im from glasgow and not every person is like that, im not.

font know why any person would want to be classes as a ned and why anyone would want to dress like a person who lives on benefits.

Not everyone from glasgow is a ned!!!!

[MrPeter7482]

wot a prat 

[iggystar70]

@MrPeter7482 upyeaa

[mentalist98]

clamp this sometimes happens ona weekend but seriosly shut it

[katiel165]

This guy is taking the piss I'm not saying Glasgow has no neds of course it does but they aren't as bad it's a joke lighten up for god sake!

[iRednaz]

british faggots

[spookeigh]

@iRednaz Brittish? lol most scots dont like that tag. ALSO its a bloody joke you ejit. if you cannea see that then my god you're a fucking looney.

[iRednaz]

@spookeigh

scotland is one of the 4 british fags u know the fags that would be speakin german if not for the US

[spookeigh]

@iRednaz Oh so you want to go all historical? Erm last time i checked us british folk are the ones who founded the USA yes? oh so that makes you one of us? mhmm. Just so you know. Im Actually half american and half scottish and quite frankly Im ASHAMED to admit that i have dirty bloody within me, my dad was a American fool and he needs to hurry up and die to make this world a better place. You? You're just the same thinking you're all high and mighty hah. What do you think makes america go great

[spookeigh]

@spookeigh Whats so great about america then? you have your drug lords oh and a murder rate higher than any where else, guns, oh and a McDonalds on every other street, All your history is down to us, if not for us It'd still be All native *American* indians, Go learn some history, and get your facts right, Scotland may be part of the british isle but rest assured we do not associate ourselves with most,the scots detest the english, its how it always will be. We do not consider ourselves British.

[OoxSTREETxxKiNGxoO]

@iRednaz learn your history kid then comment...

[crippledmaniac1]

@iRednaz Maybe so, but you'd be speaking French if we didn't keep kicking France's ass.

[docterchocolate]

@iRednaz am gonne rip yer jaw 

[HAROONU100]

lol

[TheSuperkiff]

Joe Pasquale has always been shit at everything

[Sophaayx]

hahahaa aww nice

[178scotslad]

New Eminem I need a doctor hardstyle by jonny bell on youtube type it in what at tune btw

[xxxcoolchick78xxx]

To all those people thinking that he's joking.. Sadly that's all that happens these days :(

[pboi54]

wot a poof

[RyAnAkAMiNiLuCaS123]

he aint a real ned hes takin the piss out em hes lit an actor ma brother knows um :P

[supergeorgegray]

haha

[rhiann1997]

haha! funni cuz its tru! im fae glasgow and i no alot of people like dat! :)

[CookieMonster0611]

The sad thing is that this is all completely true *sigh*

can't escape neds these days, funny song though XP

[Azureecosse]

@hexcane What are you one of these people that lives in Springburn tenement and have the desire to live in Hyndland villa. Dont kid a kidder" Old chap". Its people with your attitude that do nothing to solve Glasgows social problems, i bet you were a wee Ned in your younger days you sound the type.

[Azureecosse]

@hexcane Wind yer neck in and chill out what are you the Pompous I am better than the neds. Seriously fella making comments like "I leave and make a mental note to avoid the place in future" dont do you any favours they just make you sound like a twat" . This guy is sending up Neds or cant you see that, Nobody likes them but they aint going away just like most of Glasgows social problems or maybe you would like to sweep them into the clyde as well.

[Chiz1992]

@Azureecosse i would quite like it if all neds were swept into the clyde :)

[totkelly]

@hexcane am born in Glgw this guy doz na make me embarrassed o and ur a creepy bastard pure o theres 2 people talking like neds i'll leave a mental note u r a metal case

[RyaanM123]

I'm 16, Scottish and live near Glasgow. In all honesty, I can hardly understand a word he is saying. Makes me sad to think that many people think that all Scots are like this. This video shows the scum of our country. People like this make up a very very small percentage of the pupulation. Please, please don't think we're all like that cause we're not:)

[totkelly]

@RyaanM123 he's no scum the fucking posh cunts r scum

[RyaanM123]

@totkelly Totally agree with you. Posh people do my tits in and they think they're better than everyone else. But people like this doesn't give Scotland and people like you and me a good name.

[zHaaZexD]

here @floppygirl9107 am faenarden n am gonne pump yuuur maaaw !

n then al rip yur jaaaw !

[nokiannie]

Aye we Scotts are great folkes

[h3ll0gudbye]

Do they really speak like this? I'm from NZ...never met a Scot let alone a Ned.

[XclaireycatX]

haha,ma pahl stays in pollock:) and it glasweigan

[nokiannie]

@XclaireycatX Im Gaswegian tae living in France lol Miss the Glawegian patter and the people

[eirezrevenge]

ahahahahahaha he most be a dirty scumy hun KILL ALL HUNS HAIL HAIL CFC

[IHeartTaylorSwift443]

No everybody's like that ye know. well they're really bad it ma bit so a suppose this is true :L

[Azureecosse]

@IHeartTaylorSwift443 Yeah they are i worked in Posh office in Blythwood Sq by day the workers were all proper when they got Bevvied on a friday night they act and speak just like this. Drink is great at unmasking a posh Glaswegian, and yeah they would pump yer maw, yer sister yer brother and the dug, given the rite environment and amount of Bevvy, dont get me started on the Guys....

[tommym1966]

@Azureecosse

"dont get me started on the Guys"

Classic line! :-)

[Floppygirl9107]

I'm Scottish but it's mostly people who live in the city centre who are like that.

[Azureecosse]

@Floppygirl9107 I think you got that the wrong way round, it is the Areas Like Possil, Arden, Springburn, Maryhill that breed these wee bams, they only come into the City to meet up and fight, cant see a ned being housed in city centre, the Council Ghettoise the scum on the outskirts, they destroy their own areas then they leach into the good areas and fuck them up too....You walk about Partick,Hyndland, Jordanhill on a Friday night late evening and you see them eyeing up cars and homes.Scum!

[Aideenjane]

I love glasgow but their are wee fucking idots aboot mann itz fukin piss man hahah aah

[1995Scotsman]

Walking through Glasgow is even worse than this.

[hollydocherty13]

am so proud tae be scottish man lmao!

[Scottkcfc1]

Welcum tae glesga pepo hahaha that's no yur average glaswegian bt fuknoes dus cud hoppen tae cunts haha tongs ya bass

[123Gleerocks]

fs this is so funny but true :L

[greengummy13]

he sounds like he's from belfast :/ hahaaaa

[iFuZioNZo]

@greengummy13 haha not really. i am and he sounds nothing like me.

[beckyk426]

lolz

[PocketFullOfRandoms]

ahahah. i live just oot side Glasgow:L i dont act like hiimm. Hmmm maybe talk abit slangg but noo like that.. Anyhooo makes me laugh everytime!:D

[TheDeepRedHeart]

is made me laugh so much :') its pyoor funneh cos naebdy cun unerstan ye wen ye talk lit a ned aye :') fail -3

[smexiibiiatch98]

i live in scotland..i'm from glasgow,&i don't smoke,drink,do weed.etc.:Lor talk like that...

[MegaTrainspotter]

is this french?

[iiDarKReapZz]

@MegaTrainspotter No.. it's Scottish (glasweigan).

[gummybearbrogan]

Haha! I'm from Scotland andd not most people do this?

[brownbear0047]

i woudnt mind bein german richer than the uk

[brownbear0047]

UR MAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOL

[OriginalPrincezz]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­!!!!!!!!!!!

[hazboy11]

Haha mone then wee man lol kiddin ye on man naw m8 naw im gonny batter fuck oot ay ye naw calm doon wee man soright howzitgaun?

gettin doon wi the glesga banter haha

[roscoe186190]

makes me laugh every time!

[HSirajx]

i live in glasgow ;D !

[RadioOnLoud]

i've seen much worse than this lol

[TheTeutonicPrince]

@RadioOnLoud

Does it get worse than this in the UK ? Incredible, british people should be colonized by Germany, what a shame we lost WWII.

[RadioOnLoud]

@TheTeutonicPrince

Yeah it gets worse

People my wee brother know at 13 and 14 are worse than this

they smoke, drink, do drugs i really only see them when there drinking, smoking or high

[gregmc21]

@TheTeutonicPrince yeah well unfortunately yous did lose so tough titty eh and lets face it who da fuck would want to be german?

[TheTeutonicPrince]

@gregmc21

I know nobody wants to be German :( They prefer to be fuckin polish or russian because of all the GTA IV games that potray Slavs as gangsters...

[DieMenschMaschine85]

I'm from Dublin. This is hilarious when I can understand the words.

[ZakAttak234]

Guys, lay off 1995MattyD. Clearly he's pissed of because he's too much of an arse to realise he's dug himself a nice cold, damp hole and can't get back out. Plus he's nae geein it yaldi cuz he dusnae ken whit weer awn aboot cuz hes a english bazza un huz nae undurstandin ae pure mad mental scots.

[jadel199]

its still legendary efter like 4 years pmsl :L :D , xxxxx

[Sundrownpaw45]

@1995MattyD

not all of us :)

though im half english and i've lived in scotland my whole life xD

[Scottkcfc1]

Young calton tongs ya bass!!!!!!!! YCT RCT

[WhenYouMoveLikeThat]

Aaaaanndd this is why i love Scotland/Glasgow :3 <3

[CoryJMacleod]

lol... im gonna pump yar maaaaaaw! xD

[sharrib84]

:) :L

[wielderofdrumstix]

TRANSLATION PLEASE!

[firetrapper111]

actually think this song is legend!!! :D

[Linsay61]

Christ sake, what the hell? The song and video are a joke they are not to be taken seriously, I mean Jesus Christ can people take a chill

[kingwillpenn]

scruffy scottish smack rats that sums up scotland fucking shit hole

[Davidc11272]

Total gimp but he's a legend !!!

[MrCaptnClutch]

im canadian and my friend from scotland showed me this and I have no idea what hes saying haha, but thankfully theres no neds here...

[coolcar100]

lol i find it funny when ppl like these start doin all their wee dances an all tht, but when they r doin all the abuse and threatening it's just stupid...

[EnragedLuftwaffe]

I mean just before I launched the video I imagined the worst kind of chav scum but this was just beyond my imagination, what kind of untermensch was that ned ? Scottish, Welsh, Irish and every other Celtic wildness should be still colonized by Anglo-Saxon Germanic ubermenschen !

[kobe213100]

i really hope everyone is Glasgow inst has gay and as stupied has this guy,this guy is an idiot

[ThomasDotComSlashHa]

@kobe213100 hes taking the piss out of neds not being one

[davillageidiots]

i like neds if they are no wanting to smash a bottle o buckie over my head, glasgow the best city in the world

[globaltraveller]

Scotland would be so much better off without Glasgow. Could we not give Glasgow to the English as a going away present? I'm sure most folk in Glasgow would be delighted, I doubt the good folk of England would relish the prospect of it though.

[ItsJillianM]

@globaltraveller You better be fucking kidding me... Scotland would be nothing without Glasgow.. not even on the map mate. just sit doon.

[TheVivienneLynch]

@ItsJillianM

Jillians right, Glasgow has so much culture and importance in Scotland. Some of the most friendliest people. So globatraveller, you better shut yer face because you are very wrong. I bet you dont even live in Glasgow so who the hell are you to judge !?

[globaltraveller]

@TheVivienneLynch I wasn't being completely serious. But in all honesty, Scotland's benefits bill would drop massively, Scotland's life expectancy would go up, crime rates would go down enormously. The fact is that Glasgow drags the rest of Scotland down every single social indicator known to man whether it be economic activity or alcoholism and they foist their politicians on the rest of us. The rest of Scotland would be better off - financially and even in terms of quality of life.